They've gotten richer than you and I ever will. They don't care about losing the GE they've got exactly what they've wanted. Sadly there'll be no justice and no lessons learned. Another decade and we'll go back round the political cycle again.
I dunno... I think all governments need a strong opposition in order to keep them on their toes. The Tories have always had wealth and connections on their side, so I think their fall into utter incompetence and corruption was more likely than Labour, but that's not to say Labour could not suffer a similar fate without the threat of opposition parties waiting to snatch their seats should the electorate become too dissatisfied.
If Labour get in, we need to push them very hard for "Proportional Representation". That will ensure that we never have this style of government ever again.
i think it focussed little to much on Brexit and not on COVID and it’s devastating effect on the the Tory Party post Johnson. Apart from that otherwise brilliant.
I opened up comments to write this... this is like the Sistine chapel of its category. (I suppose the staccato delivery of the original helps, but still.)
Okay, the brilliance of this cannot be understated. As a parody lyricist myself, I can confidently state *this is one of the hardest songs out there to parody,* due to its complex ryhming structure and erratic line lengths. To be able to do it AT ALL is a massive achievement - to do it to this high standard is practically god-tier. I take my hat off to you - and offer some paracetamol for the inevitable headache generated as a side-effect of such an achievement. 😁
Just absolute GENIUS, and even more enjoyable after last night's by-election results. Just heard Greg Hands on Radio 5Live waffling on about 'it's not the election proper' but he knows the jig is up. They've run out of things to sell-off or ruin. Never forgive, never forget.
I agree, but sadly, a few years from now, GB News and the Telegraph will be waffling on about bacon sandwiches and before you know it, the public will forget and put these crooks back in. I thought they were done after Thatcher, but no, here we are (again).
Release it!!!!!! WE the people can get this to number one!!!! It would be a huge nail in their long overdue coffin! ... Please share this on every platform you know. The power of our voice is in our hands! THIS is exactly what opens eyes. Unity through comedy and truth! Get sharing people .. on every platform you have!
You guys! These spoofs get better and better! Think you owe the creator an extra pint at the pub this week! How can we get this into the charts for xmas no.1??? Keep up the good work holding them to account guys! xD
The rhythm of this made me think that 'we didn't start the fire' would make for an excellent Tory remix :') amazing stuff Joe omg I burssstttt out laughing at that thank you :)
As somebody who dabbles with vid editing I can see how much work went into this. Brilliant; is there no end to Mr Lynch's talents? Totally on board with the sentiments too.
I'm so glad Joe is still making jokes about the pig incident with Cameron 🤣🤣🤣 Sadly it's gone awful quiet everywhere else, we should all still be talking about it🐷👄 Love the work!
@@toyotaprius79 The Tories would have taken us into Iraq. Don't get me wrong, I still hold it against Blair, but having the Tories in wouldn't have helped. And even if Starmer is only as far left as Blair economically, that is still 50 million times better than what we've had recently. Plus hopefully, maybe he'll be competent?
@@toyotaprius79 Blair who also doubled the UK economy in 8 years, took the NHS to the highest standards of any health care system in the World, took education to the highest of any western country on Earth and the only to compete with S Korea and Japan while still delivering the second highest growth of personal wealth among the working and lower classes in UK recorded economic history. That Tony Blair? Fun fact: When the Tories came into power the UK economy per capita was almost 1.2 times that of Germany where now its around .9 times that of Germany, when the Tories lied their way into power the UK economy was on the brink of overtaking the German economy in outright scale where now we're looking like falling behind Poland on a per capita basis. And Labour did that without sending 1/4 of children into abject poverty or pumping shit and effluent into the rivers and lakes, did that without destroying policing or putting 8 million people on waiting lists for health care and allowing schools to collapse. That Blair? Or were you thinking of Lionel?
@@darthwiizius The Labour hard (not pragmatic there is a big difference) left never liked Attlee, greatest post war PM, nor Wilson (fought 5 elections, won 4 of them, brought major social change in education opportunities and let major reforms pass via his Home Secretary Roy Jenkins in a politically courageous move), Blair as stated via two landslides and a post Iraq 60 seat majority. The Tories could not capitalize on that issue. After Corbyn fell into an easy to see political trap, letting the vile, corrupt Johnson in with the biggest Tory win since 1987, the stubborn, thick old fool called it ‘a moral victory’.
Happy days are here again, We'll sing a song of cheer again etc. etc. And of course special thanks must go to our great friend Nadir Dorries for her exceptional work in making all this possible! Clap clappity clap...
@@coopsnz1 You think that the Tories will be replaced with the communists? Interesting theory. And no, we've learnt over the last few years that Tories more greedy. Just look at the news. Even yesterday with news of Sunak ("Dr Death") funneling £2m of Covid cash to companies linked to his wife. Or a million and one other examples since the Tories took office.
@@coopsnz1Just as well we don’t have a mainstream communist party then. Conservatives basically stand for conserving their own wealth and serving themselves whilst keeping the poor down. You can’t really defend their level of corruption and greed.
Who's here in May 2024! We're getting out of austerity with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Starmer wants to continue austerity however
Here to share the shit out of this, it’s perfect!
Oh please, let them finish with 20 seats and never darken the corridors of Parliament again
Imagine 🙏
Or less… Sunak, Braverman and Gove to lose their deposits and be beaten into last place by the monster raving looney party😂😂
They've gotten richer than you and I ever will. They don't care about losing the GE they've got exactly what they've wanted. Sadly there'll be no justice and no lessons learned. Another decade and we'll go back round the political cycle again.
I dunno...
I think all governments need a strong opposition in order to keep them on their toes.
The Tories have always had wealth and connections on their side, so I think their fall into utter incompetence and corruption was more likely than Labour, but that's not to say Labour could not suffer a similar fate without the threat of opposition parties waiting to snatch their seats should the electorate become too dissatisfied.
If Labour get in, we need to push them very hard for "Proportional Representation". That will ensure that we never have this style of government ever again.
Lets get this to Number 1 on election day
The dead pig’s gob got me! 😂😂😂
Nadine's "shit for brains" got me 😂
"Time in chief, kept it brief, outlived by a lettuce leaf" 😂😂
This HAS to be released as a single. It's a nailed on no.1 👌PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN 🙏🙏
This is just brilliant, everything packed into less than 2 minutes and oh so accurate and succinct. MORE please.
And despite that, a good 5 seconds of it was spent on a pig fucking joke. Absolutely masterful work.
Sadly, I think there is actualy quite a bit that they weren't able to pack in....
Fantastic this is what every one wants at work Tories out
i think it focussed little to much on Brexit and not on COVID and it’s devastating effect on the the Tory Party post Johnson. Apart from that otherwise brilliant.
YES , BUT WHAT A 5 SECONDS@@simonnathan7404
This needs to be released as a single and become number one.
Christmas number one
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A hard rock song made it many years ago so why not this ?
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Along side boris johnson is a c**t
Play as Roland leaves no 10
Great
get it to No.1 on election night, whenever that is, so they are forced to play it on the radios just as the results are coming in
@@jacksonmacmanus1001 err. God Dave the Queen was held at number two. We are not free
Yes release it as a single !
"Let's go back to my place" is an absolute line 😂
Absolutely incredible. How it follows both the phrasing of the original song and the Tory timeline at once is just outstanding.
I opened up comments to write this... this is like the Sistine chapel of its category. (I suppose the staccato delivery of the original helps, but still.)
It's just amazing how whoever made this managed to get Liz Truss to remember so many words, all at the one time
😂😂😂
Okay, the brilliance of this cannot be understated. As a parody lyricist myself, I can confidently state *this is one of the hardest songs out there to parody,* due to its complex ryhming structure and erratic line lengths. To be able to do it AT ALL is a massive achievement - to do it to this high standard is practically god-tier. I take my hat off to you - and offer some paracetamol for the inevitable headache generated as a side-effect of such an achievement. 😁
Agreed - it is such a rare gift to make all these words scan. Reminds me of Dylan at his peak.
Swedemason is one of the original geniuses as this kinda stuff! He's never lost his edge. Great that he's getting paid to do it by Joe.
This is literally the best and most accurate summary of the last 14 years and its all in their "own" words 🔥
Can we get this to Number 1 in the charts, please?
It needs to be 3 minutes long and nothing will keep it out of the number one spot!
Dancing Mick Lynch, brilliant!😂
Thirteen years of abysmal hell, in 1 Minute 51 seconds.
Just absolute GENIUS, and even more enjoyable after last night's by-election results. Just heard Greg Hands on Radio 5Live waffling on about 'it's not the election proper' but he knows the jig is up. They've run out of things to sell-off or ruin. Never forgive, never forget.
The NHS is the thing they really want to privatise…capitalise and profiteer on sickness and the nations health
I agree, but sadly, a few years from now, GB News and the Telegraph will be waffling on about bacon sandwiches and before you know it, the public will forget and put these crooks back in. I thought they were done after Thatcher, but no, here we are (again).
Still the NHS to sell off but Labour will do that
I've not forgiven nor forgotten since Thatcher.
100% @@kayew5492
This is BRILLIANT!! Equally hilarious and shockingly accurate… ❤😱🤣
I'd forgot about the tractor wanks
How apt now that David Cameron is back in government.
Absolutely brilliant, love the Mick Lynch dancing bit.😂😂😂
Release it!!!!!! WE the people can get this to number one!!!! It would be a huge nail in their long overdue coffin! ... Please share this on every platform you know. The power of our voice is in our hands! THIS is exactly what opens eyes. Unity through comedy and truth! Get sharing people .. on every platform you have!
this needs to get to number 1, the best thing is if we get it to number 1 on election night
Ok, I am on my 5th viewing and still have tears of laughter running down my face!
Today is a very very good day!
1st time I have had a smile about UK politics since 2013😁😃😄
the hell happened in 2013?
@@jonasmejerpedersen4847 That was the year before the Scottish independence referendum.
That is just bloody brilliant! Thirteen years of Tory crapology condensed into less than three minutes! Well done!
hits harder now dave is back
You guys! These spoofs get better and better! Think you owe the creator an extra pint at the pub this week!
How can we get this into the charts for xmas no.1???
Keep up the good work holding them to account guys! xD
I would 5000% put money towards getting this to be the Christmas no. 1. PoliticsJOE, can we please make it happen? 🙏
#1 - Yay! 😃👍
Can we get this to Christmas No.1?
great job once again from swedemason, this is another masterpiece. This needs to be released as a single in the UK, it will go to the top!
Woke up this morning, checked the news, felt great
This needs to be spread far and wide 😂
The rhythm of this made me think that 'we didn't start the fire' would make for an excellent Tory remix :') amazing stuff Joe omg I burssstttt out laughing at that thank you :)
Please can we get this to Number one close to the election date.
I can’t imagine how long this took… best time spent ever guys 👍🔥💀🏴❤️
This is great. Well done. Greetings from York, North Yorks.
Nice to start the day with a good laugh. THANK YOU.
Top notch video, proper laugh out loud stuff and piercingly accurate. Love the Mad Nads "Shit for brains" ...
Excellent! Let's have more like this!!!
Genius! lol
As somebody who dabbles with vid editing I can see how much work went into this. Brilliant; is there no end to Mr Lynch's talents? Totally on board with the sentiments too.
So clever and feckin hilarious! Appreciate the mad hours you've put into making this 👏👏
Brilliant. The best thing is I’m reasonably sure R.E.M. would approve 👏🏻👏🏻
Superb, this should be part of the National Curriculum. Thanks.
Phenomenal edit as always, maybe even better than trainstopping. Great stuff PolJoe!
This song makes me feel strangely nostalgic for the 2010-2024 era, and 2023 hasn't ended yet 😂
That's an absolutely cracking piece of work, whoever put that together. Hilarious, and I loved it.
Nearly spat my tea out! Epic. Made my day.
It's about time. 40 years of this BS. and they still say it's still not their fault.
OUTSTANDING. Don't vote until you've watched this !!
I'm so glad Joe is still making jokes about the pig incident with Cameron 🤣🤣🤣 Sadly it's gone awful quiet everywhere else, we should all still be talking about it🐷👄 Love the work!
What's even worse is that Black Mirror predicted it
Great compilation😂 the only thing is the Tories always metastasise into something worse in a few years' time. They never fully go away
Top Class, I used to love REM back in the 80s
That second verse is a masterpiece!
Not many songs get the lyrics “tractor wank”. Well done, great work.
Amazing and hilarious- at least as far as you can actually laugh at 13 years of suffering, misery and poverty.
So accurate ! And such an amazing connection between words, music, and video.
The best one so far!
An excellent piece of work. 🙂
Can we have this projected on to Big Ben on election night!
Brilliant, love it, hope it gets to the top of the charts.😂
This is absolutely fantastic thank you so much.
Effin brilliant production, so very well done, 🔥👏
Like deployed 👍
Amazing stuff, appreciate all the work that goes into it!
It's genius. Plain and simple.
The general election can't come soon enough, the past 13 years have been so disappointing, embarrassing and heartbreaking.
This is excellent - but also historic as it features Johnson for once actually telling the truth - "I told a lot, I told a lot, I told a lot of lies"
Please release this song so that it can enter the charts
So good 😂 well done to whoever made this! Must have taken so long! But so worth it 😂
bye by elections
Class! How did they condense a decade of depression into 2mins
Mick Lynch needs to be railroaded into heading at Reading next year with this new band. Gurner Gove on bass is so classy!
That made me smile on this drizzly Friday morning here in Mid Beds 😃
Well done and congrats 👏👏👏👏
It really does feel like 1996 just before that stunning landslide in 1997 time gentlemen please YOU’RE OUT
And everyone was so excited for Blair...
Remember 2003 Iraq war?
@@toyotaprius79 The Tories would have taken us into Iraq. Don't get me wrong, I still hold it against Blair, but having the Tories in wouldn't have helped. And even if Starmer is only as far left as Blair economically, that is still 50 million times better than what we've had recently. Plus hopefully, maybe he'll be competent?
@@toyotaprius79 You do know that the Tories voted with Labour on this?
@@toyotaprius79
Blair who also doubled the UK economy in 8 years, took the NHS to the highest standards of any health care system in the World, took education to the highest of any western country on Earth and the only to compete with S Korea and Japan while still delivering the second highest growth of personal wealth among the working and lower classes in UK recorded economic history. That Tony Blair? Fun fact: When the Tories came into power the UK economy per capita was almost 1.2 times that of Germany where now its around .9 times that of Germany, when the Tories lied their way into power the UK economy was on the brink of overtaking the German economy in outright scale where now we're looking like falling behind Poland on a per capita basis. And Labour did that without sending 1/4 of children into abject poverty or pumping shit and effluent into the rivers and lakes, did that without destroying policing or putting 8 million people on waiting lists for health care and allowing schools to collapse. That Blair? Or were you thinking of Lionel?
@@darthwiizius The Labour hard (not pragmatic there is a big difference) left never liked Attlee, greatest post war PM, nor Wilson (fought 5 elections, won 4 of them, brought major social change in education opportunities and let major reforms pass via his Home Secretary Roy Jenkins in a politically courageous move), Blair as stated via two landslides and a post Iraq 60 seat majority. The Tories could not capitalize on that issue.
After Corbyn fell into an easy to see political trap, letting the vile, corrupt Johnson in with the biggest Tory win since 1987, the stubborn, thick old fool called it ‘a moral victory’.
Happy days are here again,
We'll sing a song of cheer again etc. etc.
And of course special thanks must go to our great friend Nadir Dorries for her exceptional work in making all this possible!
Clap clappity clap...
Hahahahaha!! Those lyrics are GENIUS!!
Pure genius well done
after such a depressing week... thank you so much for this... 🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
Even in this mick comes out on top !
Nothing finer than hearing Mick Lynch sing “It’s end of the Tories and they know it!” 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
Simply brilliant! 😂 I can see that tune topping the charts very soon! 🎸🥁🎤🎧🎛️
SO GOOD! Well done and thank you for the laughs!!
as long as there is ignorance stupidity and selfishness there will always be Tory's.
socialist & communist leaders more greedy
@@coopsnz1 You think that the Tories will be replaced with the communists? Interesting theory. And no, we've learnt over the last few years that Tories more greedy. Just look at the news. Even yesterday with news of Sunak ("Dr Death") funneling £2m of Covid cash to companies linked to his wife. Or a million and one other examples since the Tories took office.
@@coopsnz1Just as well we don’t have a mainstream communist party then. Conservatives basically stand for conserving their own wealth and serving themselves whilst keeping the poor down. You can’t really defend their level of corruption and greed.
@@coopsnz1
Not true.
It is the human tendency to deviate from these ideals that creates the monsters of history.
its the dictator part not the socialist part that makes people into wronguns. @@coopsnz1
Brilliant. Two minutes of this and it the End of the Tories.... and they know it.
It’s such a great bop 😂😂 and so true
Dodgy Dave is now the foreign secretary 😳😳
Awesome!! Love it, many thanks.
Love it, not only accurate and fun, but really catchy and musically really good.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Brilliant. "Can't find the exit" and "outlasted by a lettuce leaf" almost as good as "Tractor wank"😅
Absolute masterpiece 👌
Swedemason never misses a beat.
Brilliant, play it on rotation in every constituency
I am amazed at how much I'd missed Theresa May's stilted speech. Her fields of wheat bit is an all time classic.
Love, love this. Just so funny. 'Can't find the exit'. If only though ...
Not gonna lie, but this is absolutely brilliant.
One can only hope...
How on earth do you do this as so perfect, voices and script so perfect
This has made my week 😂😂😂😂
Such a great video 😂
I just hope it's the end of the Tories...
How do PoliticsJoe make their parodies better everytime? They should have won five Grammies by now
Thank you. My ear worm for the day❤️👍
Absolutely the best you've ever done! 🤣🤣