Every Pokémon I Would Eat
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#Pokemon - Ігри
For those who don't know, Farfetch'd's Japanese name is a phrase which translates to "a duck comes bearing green onions," which is a Japanese figure of speech meaning "surprising, but convenient." So its entire original premise was that it's a joke about a duck that carries its own side vegetable.
That’s amazing, that’s how you know the game designers really had fun making it 😂
Well that's dark...
And they say that gamefreak doesn't have a sense of humor
My next starter for my next Kanto playthrough! That's too funny.
That sounds a little far-fetched.
thank you for this Scarlet and Violet survival guide!
wait what.
💀💀💀
Top Comedy
😳
Underrated comment lol😂
Mikey: “Psyduck is too small.”
Psyduck: Is casually almost twice the size, and 20x the weight of a normal duck.
I think he meant that Psyduck is too off from a duck because he says that while also saying that the others are too small
So let's see here, trying to put multiple items into one meal...
Chansey eggs, probably scambled with Miltank milk. Piloswine bacon. Petilil tea. Tropius fruit on the side. We have the makings for what sounds like one of the best breakfasts ever.
I would eat that so fast
What about fried eggs?
@@PrinceYamiUchihaCosplay If you prefer fried over scrambled, that's fine. I was just trying to see how many I could fit together into a cohesive meal.
those bananas look tasty for sure.
What about Miltank steak burger with Miltank cheese (inside the burger), Appletun skin, Pumpkaboo and Petilil salad, with Snover berry icecream?
I was dying laughing when he said he would eat miltank so he could enjoy it’s demise
May we dine on our enemies flesh and blood as a prayer to the amazing castform
Yeah me too!
@@jammer7083 hail yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
@Diamond Hound agree in all honesty
Hail yesss
Finding a gourgeist, catching it, bringing it to wherever the exorcism is being performed and then cooking the remaining pumpkin seems like a lot more work then just getting a non-possessed pumpkin.
Pretty true
The souls of the damned add flavor to it
sometimes the exclusivity of it can create a demand for it.
We already go out of our way to eat sturgeon eggs (caviar) for some reason.
And i mean, it is a weird flex to say that the pumpkin you ate was once cursed by a spirit.
@@solitaireofasstora7540 yeah, ik, I tried it
Legends Arceus did also give us a precedent for this-apparently food ingredients blasted by a Dusclops’ Dark Pulse does experience a change in flavor of some kind. I’d say it’s reasonable to suggest that the presence of a ghost for a prolonged period of time could do something similar-perhaps the flavor would match that of “Shadow-Ball treated pumpkin”
Veluza discards excess flesh to boost speed and it’s psychic power and one of it’s dex entries describes them having a “mild but delicious flavour”
The gym is literally a sushi chef who serves it.
VAULTIN VELUZA!!!!1111!11!!!!
Was about to say "Hey, Veluza exists."
14:27
You forgot to mention *Gigantamax* Alcremie, which is literally a *giant cake!!!*
Although, I feel like there'd be some downsides to that one. For the first, allow me to read Gigantamax Alcremie's Pokemon Shield Pokedex entry:
It launches swarms of missiles, each made of cream and loaded with *100,000 Kilocalories.* Get hit by one of these, and your head will swim.
Means each missile has 10,000,000 calories I think
If im not wrong the cake is as hard Diamonds i dont know about you but im not gonna munch on Some rocks
galarians are so british that they put kilo before every measurement
@@codyfang But only 100,000 Calories. Still would sustain a man for a month, though.
Just look at what happened to Pikachu in Journeys.
The fact that some of these are supported with actual Pokedex facts and not just random opinions is hilarious to me 😂
And then there’s klawf. You can just straight up eat klawf claws in gen 9
I’m this is unrelated but I read this with a bone island phangler voice
@@nhopkins9040 me when “naaaa na na (echo) nana na na naaaa na”
@@nhopkins9040 I play MSM too
Just to let you know, Mikey, a lot of herbs are bug repellents. Basil, Bay Leaves, Garlic, Sage, Thyme, Mint, Chives, even Cilantro are known to repel bugs, the listed ones even repel specific bugs. So it’s not at all strange for Petilil’s leaves being bug repellent and edible.
Heck, some people claim that having enough of one of the B vitamins in your diet can make a person less attractive to some insects.
Yea u out bay leaf in your rice and flour so weaviles willl never be there
@@brentrobinson3275 kek
Most notably: Caffeine naturally evolved in plants as a natural insecticide. There's a solid throughline there.
@@brentrobinson3275 Really? May need to try that, my family just bit the bullet and bought a tone of containers.
1:23 "endangered pokemon"
My brain: BREED AS MANY FARFETCH AS YOU CAN WE NEED TO RE POPULATE THE SPECIES
future generations must know how delicious they are!
@@ChrisJohnson-uo2qg LOL
Foie Gras. Js. Good af, but uh I'd advise against looking at how they're... made
TO EAT!!!
This is gonna be the new lapras thing
My own Pokebreakfast special:
Chansey Breakfast Burrito with Jalapeños, grilled with Moomoo cheese on the inside and outside
Piloswine Bacon, cooked limp
Petilil tea, 3 Milcery cream, 3 sugar
10 piece Torchic nugget
Nuggies for brekkie 🔥🔥🔥
You don’t really need to sacrifice the poor alcremie line, as seen in the anime, they can just produce their whipped cream from their palms whenever they want
i don't need to
but i *c a n*
What about the icecream Pokémon venilish
@@OddMicrowave well basically vanillite evolution line its just a pile of ice on an icicle, so they just look like an ice cream
the cream wasn't what i wanted
ok but i really wanna take a bite out of its head plus im sure in can re grow it
“I’m not gonna eat bambi, I’ll eat his mom though.” Had me dying.
Oh My God
@@benjaminbenaiahgunawanoffi4634 Keep yo mind outta the god damn gutta!
That why he would eat it
right when i saw this the scene was shown
Honestly though, same. When I watched Bambi for the first time, I was DROOLING when Bambi’s mom died, since I knew that hunter went home with some good food
It's actually fascinating how much of the food facts are covered in Pokedex entries! I love the subtle world building that we get through the 'dex, it's great.
Zubat/Noibat:Are we jokes to you?
*COVID 19 walks in*
Zubat/Noibat: *in Utter Shock from Guilt*
BRO XD
A quick note about the "eating bug repellent plants"; there are actually a number of fragrant herbs commonly used in cooking which are known to have repellant effects on some species of bugs. Rosmary, mint, and basil are all noted as having some level of effectiveness repelling mosquitoes, for example.
Not a herb, but citrus like lime and lemon can also be used as repelants
Mint
Almost like the plants developed deadly chemicals to stave off insects so they could survive then this weird hairless ape came along and liked the deadly chemicals instead and started ranting about how they actually liked how it made their tongue feel tingly or made them see pretty colors and kept eating them. 🤷
Doesn't peppermint repel ants?
Caffeine is technically an insecticide
In Wishiwashi's pokedex entry for Pokémon Moon, it is specifically said that it is "weak and notably tasty". So, if you like anchovies, you can totally eat Wishiwashi, as long as it doesn't school form in the kitchen.
im just imagining cooking up some fish for the family dinner and I run out of the kitchen "WHY DO WE KEEP GETTING THE FISH THAT CAN SCHOOL OUT OF THIN AIR" soon after, with a schooled wishiwashi coming after me
oh you got me cracking up
You get a meal for an entire village if they do.
@@ItsAMaelstromwouldn’t that require…y’know…a school of Wishiwashi? I know in-game, it can just summon them out of thin air but that might just be for gameplay. If there’s proof to say otherwise, please tell me.
@@DaltonIzHereI think it’s like a hive mind situation because I haven’t seen anything to the contrary
Maractus and cacnea are potentially on the list. One of Maractus' dex entries says their seeds are full of nutrients and are a good food source in the desert. Cactus pears are also delicious, as well as the cactus plant itself after removing the spikes and cooking it (nopales)
Lickitung and lickilicky might also be on that list. Now hear me out but beef tongue is a very delicious and tender meat that is underutilized, which is a huge shame. I know the dex entries say the saliva is very sticky or corrosive but I feel it's okay to eat once the tongue is removed, properly cleaned, then cooked. Besides it's like Mikey's point with miltank, lickitung and lickilicky are awful and I get to enjoy my meal as well as their demise.
I also want combee honey and roasted sunkerns to snack on
Agreed. If you haven't had cactus fruit (mostly of the sabra cactus), you're missing out. Removing the prickly peel is a hassle and a half. It's almost like a crustacean in that regard.
Shuckle:“WOULD YOU LIKE SOME WHINE”
That sabbatical really did wonders. I can sense a different energy with these recent videos. Appreciate all of the work you put out. You and everybody in here, please continue to be safe.
There was a bot reply, wasn’t there?
I didn't even notice even after almost 20 years of Ruby and Sapphire being released, that Breloom was basically a mushroom kangaroo. It didn't even click. That is freaking awesome and you really do learn stuff everyday no matter how old you get
I did not notice girafarig was a palindrome for 15 years.
Also the seeds on its tail are... well let's just say eating them are highly ill advised
@@Flareguy people eat kangaroos
So, theres a Mushroom in Gen 1, Gen 3, Gen 5 and Gen 7.
So, we're getting another in Gen 9?
i see it as a mushroom dino, kinda like a weird raptor^^
4:04 HSI Grand Tip Boy!
“How’s Malamar gonna mind control me if it’s dead?” -Mandjtv
At one point, Shuckle could turn the Berry Juice into Rare Candies.
I’ve always been curious what a Rare Candy would taste like.
Weed
It would taste like pure frigin energy
I think some person who's associated with Pokemon and GameFreak said that it tastes like dog food
It tastes like S U G A R
I’d like to imagine it would ‘level up’ the person who eats it. Like getting more muscular or durable, or if a child are one it could evolve them past puberty.
mikey smoothly skiping part about the berry mixed with the shuckle body fluids to make it not sound weird is hillarious lol
And also the fact that it’s literally called Shuckle Juice.
I mean we eat bee vomit it can't be much weirder than that
It's not like we don't consume honey, feces coffee, milk and so much more. Just that we don't call it as bee vomit.
@@MM4TuT it could be turtle piss
@@MM4TuT Although how honey is made is weird, it’s not bee vomit.
"Yes, it does say that they sing joyfully watching their prey suffer, but otherwise its a pumpkin" this video is genuenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
10:06 Actually, I made the pumpkin soup from Twilight Princess using Salmon (since Reekfish isn't real), and its very delicious
I'm super unfamiliar with pokedex entries and was wondering why Sinistea wasn't mentioned. After looking it up, I now understand.
"It absorbs the life-force of those who drink it. It waits patiently, but opportunities are fleeting-it tastes so bad that it gets spat out immediately."
Is it weird that I would still wanna try it...?
@@Ditto.007 so u want to die
we really dont know whats in that cup and its basically a ghost that possessed an old antique cup, so not something u want to risk
@@Ditto.007 nah, i also wanna try it
What if it's actually liquor aka "spirits" ( which would keep in theme explain why it's spat out).
There's a WAY simpler way to go about this. Simply get really friendly with an Alakazam, until it gives you one of its spoons. According to the Pokedex, anything eaten out of an Alakazam's spoon become delicious. Then it doesn't MATTER what you are actually eating.
Addionally, since people do consume milk from other animals than cows, I assume the milk of many other Pokemon is edible. Contenders would include Sheep pokemon (like the Mareep and Woolu lines) Goat pokemon (like Gogoat) Buffalo Pokemon (like Boufflaunt) Camel pokemon (like Numel and Camerupt) Horse Pokemon (Ponyta Rapidash etc.) and donkey Pokemon (Mudbray).
Oo I could go for some Gogoat cheese! That sounds delicious.
(G)oat milk
I feel like Camerupt milk would be too spicy for human consumption. Like the Ghost Pepper of milk
@@asierx7047I feel like places that do really spicy food would use camerupt milk in sauces or dips and it'd be one of those challenges where if you can finish the whole dish in a time limit it's free
And possibly even some Walelord cheese since whales are mammals and mammals make milk.
"I won't eat bamby, ill eat his mom, tho." Mikey- 2024
Well, I can never play Pokemon the same way again. But I used to catch certain pokemon for wonder trade and name them things like "Your Lunch" or "Your Snack" and other meals. Often they were of the seafood variety, I mean water type variety.
Mikey’s next nuzlocke: If it faints, I eat it
Bold of you to assume there'll be a next nuzlocke.
He’s never going to do another nuzlock but good idea I’ll do it
@@INDRA-yeager I’ll watch XD
ah yes, if celesteela faints he will eat a rocket
hahahhah heh... wait what?
Alright, this episode is freaking hilarious. There were several points where I just burst out laughing (particularly with the extermination of Miltank). Excellent work, Mikey.
me but with his lil pumpkin spice bit 😂
Mikey:*sees miltank*
Mikey at the end of the day:”that steak was delicious”
Surprised Octillery and Grapploct weren’t mentioned. Often,calamari is a combination of squid and/or octopus
Idea for a video :
Do a Nuzlocke with every pokemon you hate and see if you have changed feeling about any one of them .
He probably won’t since he hate Nezlocks
@@skymario7857 then a regular playthrough then
Regular playthrough, maybe, nuslocke, never gonna happen
What. ಠ_ʖಠ
I'm just kidding
Considering you brought up that byproducts of pokemon count, I'm surprised you didn't bring up Combee and Vespiquen's honey! According to its diamond pokedex entry, it's sweet and has a floral taste. It would be a perfect topping for some Pumpkaboo Pancakes!
He prolly forgor
Beware of vespicusy my good sir
I'd like to drink some beer or meet (wait, taht's not how it's spelled... miet?) based on that honey. Or a yogurt flavor. Honey on its own isn't that delicious to me.
@@ldmtag meat*
Agreed
I feel like this entire video is just the embodiment of Michael being unhinged about eating Pokémon and honestly, I'm here for it.
7:00 You're forgetting that you can also eat Toedscool. It even says you can eat the flaps on their body. It's Scarlet entry literally says," The flaps that fall from its body are chewy and very delicious.", and its not a poison type. Same fore Toedscruel. It's Violet entry says," The folds along the rim of its head is a popular delicacy.", so their edible and probably also very tasty I'd assume.
12:43 You're also forgetting the fact THAT WE LITERALLY USE KLAWF CLAWS IN OUR SANDWICHES WHEN WE PICNIC!!! For some of the recipes anyways. . .
Also, you missed a pretty great option in the vegetable category: Oddish's name comes from the fact that it is an odd radish! And radishes are pretty great.
Ew no
a-arent they poisonous
It’s a weed Pokémon tho
@@sparkyIsaac19 It's literally not tho
poison type?
In the seafood department, I feel like Octillery and Seaking are notable omissions. I specifically mention Seaking and not Goldeen because while Goldeen seems to strictly be based on a goldfish, Seaking is not only larger, but also seems to take some inspiration from salmon. Also, its Sword Pokédex entry mentions it becoming more fatty in autumn during mating season.
Some Octillery takoyaki would probably be amazing.
Wasn't Seaking based on a Ranchu? They look similar ^^
It's years I help my grandpa making fried calamari
It's Showtime
Octilleryaki?!
A whole ass Gyrados would be tasty
I have the ultimate breakfast meal, pancakes made with Miltank milk, burrito consisting of Miltank steak and Chansey eggs, and an ice cold glass of freshly made shuckle berry juice
3:11 Mikey: Venison is deer meat.
Persona 4 players: And I took that personally.
Klawf being edible is also supported by its legs being sandwich ingredients in Scarlet and Violet
One time I had an klawf on my team and I got the klawf leg sandwich, and my klawf was eating it😳
@@erindavis5348Crabs *are* cannibals.
@@erindavis5348cannibal
@@erindavis5348like blending up chicken and mixing it with bird seed
@@erindavis5348 to be fair crabs eat each other in the wild
Scientists: I’ve found the meaning of life!
Mikey: Fry it and let me eat it.
Also Mikey: has a toy torchic
"If it's not on a plate, it can wait"
- Team Rocket
@@ericwijaya2119 lol
Clamperl isn't an oyster or even a calm.
It's caviar.
It's already ready for consumption 😂
I'm coming up with a drink, right here, right now. Take some juice from a shuckle and pour it into a glass. Water it down and add a few drops of bounsweet sweat. Place a cleaned-out applin slice on the rim, add some ice created by a glaceon (specifically glaceon because I love eevee and its eeveelutions, so really, any ice-type's ice move will work), add a straw and enjoy!
Call it the Shuckle Summer Refresher.
I think the issue with the Team Rocket plot in gold and silver is the fact they were kidnapping Slowpoke and violently chopping off their tails rather then having them fall off naturally like in the dex.
Also good to see Mikey working on his hate boner for Miltank. Slowly work it out of your system man.
HATE BONER-?!
Well if you fought Whitney, you know how evil Miltank truly is
@@glitchyboi-nk1qv I have fought her years ago, several times and it took a few tries when I first played the game. and yet I don’t have the same hate boner Mikey does.
Well we don’t know how frequent their tails fall off, maybe they speed up that process by forcing them off.
Well, by eating miltank won't it go back into his system?
We got introduced to Fidough, and that sounds like it'd be a pretty good choice to combine with Alcremie to make lots of sweet bread desserts.
Also, the honey from various bee Pokemon.
And fish. Lots of fish Pokemon!
‘But if they hunted it that much it’s gotta be good’
Started laughing then remembered the rhino that just got extinct
Is no one going to talk about how grunty boi unlocked magic
3:23
“What’re you eating?”
“Your Mom”
I can’t get this scenario out of my head
I was dying
JOE MAMAAAAAAAA!
It would be really cool to see an artist design like all the pokemon-food items Mikey described here. That would be super cool to see "Pumpkaboo Pie" or "Malamri" 😁
Farfetch'd soup is something I genuinely want to try.
What Malamari look like just purple/blue calamari or just regular calamari (that's a mouthful I just know it)
Bro just became the villain of Bambi
The paldea doggos. Not grevard line or the mastobiff line, but the dachsbun line. Its just toasted bread, seems tasty
This is the happiest I have seen Michael on camera in a while. I have a feeling the food does that.
Yeah 😊
Slowpoke's tail coming off painlessly makes sense with shellder
So does that mean their tail is completely numb?
Grunty-boy, I think "a pro gamer" is NOT the word to describe you.
“Hey people do it, so it must be safe.” - Every Tiktoker in 2020
Getting Snover's barries is probably a task easier said then done, considering that Abomosnow typically are extremely protective over Snover. Not to meantion Sword's dex entries for Abomosnow talks all about how when Galarian Darumaka try to steal Snover' berries, they typically chase them away, swinging its arms like hammers.
Get a Pokémon to fight the Abomasnow, faint it, quickly grab berries from the snover, say sorry to the snover for what it had to witness and maybe give it some food, win 😎
@@heather_foreather catch the snover for infinite berries
@@SylverScourge sounds better
@@SylverScourge Catch a breeding pair of Abomasnow! That way the parents, being yours, will have no reason to see you as a threat while you mass produce Snover Berries every spring!
Flamethrower anybody
I would never actually eat an Alcremie because it's adorable and my top favorite pokemon, but its pokedex entry states that it secretes cream from its hands and the cream's sweetness depends on how happy it is. I have a strong interest in baking, so having a couple Alcremie around in various cream flavors could make for some rather delicious pastries!
There was actually an anime episode about that.
Alcreamie is also my favorite!
That makes a lot of sense, and then u combine the fruit from tropias or just berries in general into the cake or jus ton it like a topping you’ll have some pretty good delicacies right there
@@insanitycrafter8553 and a movie as well
Alcremie cream with Tropius Fruit and Shuckle Berry Juice. Along with a Slurpuff as the timer since the dex states it can tell when a pastry is perfectly cooked. Now that’s one good pastry
I mean the petilil bug repelling thing is as farfetch'd as you might think, we drink coffee which is high in caffeine aka a natural pesticide and mint tea is made from mints which also repel insects and small mammals
3:10 deer moment
Love how he just skims over the “mixing with bodily fluids” part of Shuckle’s dex entry
At least you won't make John even more sad after mentioning Piloswine by saying you'd try any of the frog legs. He loves his frogs.
"i'd like it's flavor and it's demise" got me dying😂!
Michael: “Sign me up for a Chansey/Blissey breakfast omelette each day and I’ll be doing great! Not happiny tho, it carries a rock
Teacher next day: Why are you laughing
Me: Nothing
My Brain: Happiny rock breakfast omelette
As a Unova kid, I can confirm that mareep, once depleted of its energy and having its wool removed, can evolve into: a delicious dish
The wording of evolving into a delicious dish is perfect lol
Delidish, the tasty pokemon
I bet the taste is electrifying.
I love it how Mikey forgot to add the three literal ice cream Pokémon 🤣
They're made of snow
They would freeze your mouth
They'd be more like snow cones, really.
@@montyeggman3075 yea
vanillite breathes -58 degree breath and it only gets worse from there
and they're made of snow and icicles, not vanilla ice cream and a cone
About the bug repellent thing: garlic is also said to ward off bugs iirc so it wouldn't be dangerous to eat
Mikey enjoys the finer things in life... including The All You Can Eat Miltank Buffet. Mikey would eat them into extinction just to spite Whitney... and then maybe he'd eat her Miltank too.
3:23 That's what he said...
It's interesting how you mentioned the pokemon-human relationship part, since modern day pokemon doesn't have as many references to eating pokemon (at least not where the pokemon dies, but you do have to wonder where those sausages came from) more than likely because they basically made the pokemon sentient creatures, making them unethical to eat, and also probably the idea of people keeping them as pets adds that taboo into it.
Then again, I'm a "meat is meat" kinda guy, so as long as I don't see it being made I'd dig in
I mean it really isn't too far off from real life. Some people keep farm animals as pets while others just eat them. It all comes down the person and their experiences, I suppose.
I mean, heck, in many households that raise chickens, the children often take a liking to some of the chickens but they still end up having them for dinner anyways.
I agree up til the “so long as I don’t see”. That reeks of the “ignorance is bliss” mentality but ignorance is just ignorance. If the process makes one too squeamish to acknowledge it then so should the result since it still has any moral/ethical ambiguity the means inherently imbued into the ends. The route taken doesn’t disappear once a destination is reached, it’s still connected.
But I agreed with you up til then. It’s not too different from rl, not even with the sentience ad there’s data to suggest that the presence of the complex structures of the cerebrum are the main source of sentience, organ structures that birds and mammals all have. So…arguably cows and chickens are sentient.
I mean some people have fish and pigs as pets but still eat sushi and bacon
Well in china dogs are popular food, even they have a holiday dedicated to dogs meat
They are sausage nipples obviously
Farfetch'd is endangered
Shiny hunters: Say no more fam
You're telling me you wouldn't eat a Vanilluxe? A Combee's honey? Oinkologne? Dachsbun? I'd eat a Oinkologne/Dachsbun hotdog for sure
He probably uploaded before Scarlet and Violet released date, Vanilluxe is probably just too big, basically if you eat it all you'll most likely get Diarhea.
I wouldn't eat a Vanilluxe. That's not a living ice cream snack, it's a living lump of super cold ice and snow. It'd be like drinking liquid nitrogen.
A nuzlocke with the Pokémon you hate, but when they die, you eat them as a meal in real life
Is that too dark? 😬
Yes
Daddy
@@shamekamoss2751 Okay baby
@@shamekamoss2751 AYOOOO
I remember the universally hated elemental monkeys are great for making tea in the Pokémon world (or in the manga). Pansage's leaf combine with Panpour's water, and boiled with Pansear's fire or something like that.
Wait, people hated the monkeys? I loved those, and I really think more Pokémon like them would be cool.
Yes before driftveil there’s a trailer with a cool that will say that their pansear helps with cooking
@@ditto7047 I don't hate them but many people do. I think Simisear was once the least favorite/most hated Pokémon of all, based from the poll.
Unova's elemental monkey trio lowkey offer more to the Pokémon world than fan favourite Infernape ever could. Fight me.
“I don’t have time for this.” Made me laugh
Cherry like balls 8:05
This man is a comedic genius I swear I was cracking up every 10 seconds
what
not really
Ehhh no
@@jsgv7935 cope
I also laughed a lot but calling in comedic genius is kind of simpy
I have a feeling that consuming a whole Milktank would be quite a challenge.
The same would go for a normal cow.
Or a bison
Sounds like quitter words (I am joking)
For matt stonie it would his breakfast
whether you eat one tiny nibble of beef jerky or 150-180 whole steaks (1 steer), the whole animal had to die so 🤷
I had an uncle who made Buffalo burgers until he passed
3:19 Bruh I choked on my sandwich from laughing at this
I can't believe you missed Fidough! He's just a bready boi!
You're not usually supposed to eat raw dough so I guess it's ok.
@@anthonybaez4441 Yes but he mentioned all the pokemon relating to food Therefore if he were to eat something meat based or plant based he would want to eat them cooked Therefore fidough would make an excellent pie
Bake the doggie do it 🤣
@@anthonybaez4441 bruh i ate a lot of raw dough. and im still alive
@@anthonybaez4441 cookie dough is debatable right?
Pretty sure Morelull and Shiinotic would be hallucinogenic mushrooms, and might not be the best idea if you’re not prepared for that possibility. 😅
Also pretty sure Petilil’s leaves are what the super bitter medicines that all your Pokémon hate is made from.
if i gave a petilil medicine to my petilil would be considered cannibalism
Either hallucinogenic or they'd put you to sleep. Since their spores do that.
I think that "hallucinogenic" would be an understatement. I'm thinking more like, eating it will mark you for abduction by fairies. Like, you know that thing about how eating fairy food makes you trapped there? Something related to that.
Mikey cooking up a Miltank: “WHO’S MOOING NOW?!”
(Bonus points if you get that reference)
I will say I understand about Lechonk being too small, but in the Philippines (and I’m sure in Spain and many other Hispanic countries), pigs are turned into a delicacy called “Lechon”; with one of my favourite variations is “Lechon Kawali” (“Lechonk-awali”). So every time I hear Lechonk, I will always think of Lechon Kawali, so I’d definitely eat Lechonk
It’s indeed a major dish in Spain, a lot of the best restaurants serve it or specialize in it. DELICIOUS. I believe Lechonk was actually created with the dish in mind.
If you don’t want miltanks milk then just use gogoat, or skidoos milk because in the anime they are known for making milk and some of the kalos regions cheeses and ice cream
They also learn Milk Drink so you know it safe for consumption.
Does anyone remember Shuckle's playground rumors?
Many know Shuckle can transform held berries into the Berry Juice item. The rumors say that if you leave that with it long enough, they become Rare Candies
*shuckle playground rumors
what you said implies that shuckle itself made up the rumors so people would care about it
@@egon3705 Ablligatory 🤓 Emoji.
@@egon3705 🤓
@@egon3705 🤓
mmmm shuckle wine 🤤
3:22 That line sounds so wrong out of context
‘How is Malamar going to mind control me if it’s dead’ Michael’s humor is getting better😂😂😂
Edit: Then he proceeded to say multi-bee vitamin 🥲
I'm shocked at the lack of mention of Vanillite, Vanillish, and Vanilluxe. They're all literally ice cream! And if you wouldn't eat them or don't like ice cream then I'm still surprised that you didn't at least mention them at the end with the other Pokémon that are literally just sentient food
Aren't they just ice and snow and the look of them only inspired people to make atual ice cream?
I was thinking the same thing.
It's just snow actually. I guess you could pour some syrup on them, but a regular snow cone would probably be easier
@@QueenOfDarknes5 if I'm right, the battle cafe in gen 7 serves vannilite parfait so.... could be either?
@@xXpandypopXx
The Pokedex says:
"This Pokémon formed from icicles bathed in energy from the morning sun. It sleeps buried in snow."
And Vanillish
"By drinking pure water, it grows its icy body. This Pokémon can be hard to find on days with warm, sunny weather."
So it could be Ice from them but I think it just tastes like pure Water and a parfait that looks like them but actually taste good would be better to sell🤔
Honestly not a bad idea to turn Miltank into a hamburger... or ribs... mmm
At this point, he can basically do anything with Miltank
@@Alan_Marin 👁️👄👁️
I mean, it's a cow
Mmm...ribs... 😋
There should be a video with John about this where every Pokémon you catch, the other has to eat.
Bro imagine being one of these Pokémon exited to have a trainer and they just eat parts of them or them entirely
so basically cats and dogs in other countrys.
i hope that wasnt offensive.
Pumpkaboo and I have SO much in common. It sings joyfully when its prey suffers, and I would sing joyfully when I have it IN MA BELLY .
Y o u h u n t p r e y?
Y o u s i n g ?
@@blesskurunai9213 well I did in middle school 😆 I'm an alto soprano
The honey of combee and vespiqueen also looks bomb to me. And dont know if you would count it, but the olive on smoliv.
P.s. Not a pokemon but the berries that drampa gives in the anime also look amazing
The olive on Smoliv probably doesn't taste good. It's been described as containing bitter and astringent oil which is not suitable for consumption.
@@nathangamble125 you that does not sound very tasty. I had no idea Smoliv already had a dex entry btw.
thnx now i know what not to do in Scarlet and Violet
It gives Haban Berries. They're a bittersweet, but half as sweet as it is bitter.
Hear me out on this folks. Lopunny is a large rabbit, Rabbit is a common food in many parts of the world. So with how much meat should be on a pokemon like lopunny. It would probably a worth enough meal.
What about Honey that's made by Combee & Vespiquen? I don't think Beedrill make honey because they're based more on Wasps which also don't make honey.