Captain Marvel is Painfully Average

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  • Опубліковано 8 бер 2019
  • In this video I tell an inspirational empowering story, and less importantly, I review a mediocre superhero movie
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  • @QualityGamingStudios
    @QualityGamingStudios 4 роки тому +5792

    Imagine dying and meeting schafrillas at the gates of heaven only for him to say “your life was painfully average” and condemn you to purgatory

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 4 роки тому +259

      He wouldn’t be entirely incorrect tbh

    • @viddork
      @viddork 4 роки тому +173

      Purgatory is going to be awfully crowded, then, considering what "average" means.

    • @abcabrera1121
      @abcabrera1121 4 роки тому +136

      Would he be a giant shiny crab then?

    • @rooksclown316
      @rooksclown316 4 роки тому +114

      @@abcabrera1121 it's his true form

    • @joshinese5548
      @joshinese5548 4 роки тому +127

      if you're a subversive masterpiece, you go to heaven, if you're painfully average, you get purgatory, and if you're a cinematic disaster, to the depths of tartarus with you.

  • @bradypermenter8761
    @bradypermenter8761 5 років тому +10790

    Honestly I felt like Black Panther had more female empowerment than Captain Marvel did. Because almost all of the female characters in Black Panther were interesting and cool. Captain Marvel is just kind of there

    • @sterlingkart9562
      @sterlingkart9562 4 роки тому +183

      Thank you! You're a real one!

    • @sterlingkart9562
      @sterlingkart9562 4 роки тому +99

      @Grant Baynes "personality" its pretty important

    • @umbrellacorporation4435
      @umbrellacorporation4435 4 роки тому +545

      I couldn’t agree more. They gave us four (4) complex female characters with different motivations and personalities, I got a sense of who Nakia, Okoye, Shuri and Ramonda were and why they acted the way they did in a movie in which neither were the main character. The worst part about it is that CM could, but actively chose otherwise.

    • @jessel1119
      @jessel1119 4 роки тому +7

      Grant Baynes she’s also a nazi & mind-raped people girl bye

    • @seymourbrown4540
      @seymourbrown4540 4 роки тому +41

      Umbrella Corporation I also agree, but I also love that you specified four as the number

  • @midgepo7351
    @midgepo7351 4 роки тому +2161

    In the famous words of Knuckles the Echidna: “Anytime someone calls attention to the breaking of gender roles, it ultimately undermines the concept of gender equality by implying that this is an exception and not the status quo.” I never once felt empowered by this character unfortunately, because it felt like I was being patronized with cringey flashbacks that did more harm than good. Not to mention I found Captain Marvel’s character to be bland and paper thin. Wonder Woman, however did literal WONDERS (pun intended) in this regard, because it didn’t feel like it was about gender, but about a PERSON taking charge and overcoming what others could not, and that person just so happened to be a woman. Far more moving and impactful, it’s a shame they handled Captain Marvel so poorly.

    • @midgepo7351
      @midgepo7351 4 роки тому +11

      Karsyn zzstu Beauchamp I’ve seen it

    • @LoserLilith
      @LoserLilith 3 роки тому +148

      I cant belive that knuckles the echidna from SONIC BOOM can so accurately explain the problem with emphasizing the "strong independent woman" trope. It's ok to have a strong independent woman, but that cant be their only personality trait. You also cant be constantly telling people "hey shes a strong independent woman" because, as knuckles said, it makes it seem like an exception. In conclusion knuckles from sonic boom has a gigantic brain.

    • @milesandrews6711
      @milesandrews6711 3 роки тому +10

      @@LoserLilith no, knuckles from sonic boom is actually pretty incompetent, if you Wanna see a smart badass knuckles I suggest you watch sonic x, it's a great sonic series

    • @soupcorvus7451
      @soupcorvus7451 3 роки тому +9

      @@milesandrews6711 yeah he’s a dumbass and not very good in sonic boom but that’s what people like about his character (also yknow.. feminist icon knuckles)

    • @ilikenougat8892
      @ilikenougat8892 3 роки тому +45

      "What? Just because I'm a meathead doesn't mean I'm not a feminist!"

  • @gramcracker7316
    @gramcracker7316 4 роки тому +2190

    My main problem with this movie is how nick fury lost his eye. That moment was supposed to be a turning point in his life and make him a different person, but instead “haha funny cat.”

    • @joeyjerry1586
      @joeyjerry1586 4 роки тому +384

      Graham Vande Vegte, it was not even funny. Fury was always talking about how his damaged eye was caused by someone he trusted. It could’ve been something deep and explained why Fury is the person he is today. Instead, we get "cat scratches eye". Yes, ‘cause that’s betrayal. A cat scratching your eyes.

    • @lost7149
      @lost7149 3 роки тому +328

      "lAsT tIMe i tRusTeD sOmeOne, i lOsT aN eYE"

    • @Jb-ik3pq
      @Jb-ik3pq 3 роки тому +2

      Graham Vande Vegte someone clearly doesn’t watch New Rockstars

    • @T_Dude
      @T_Dude 3 роки тому +172

      I like to see it as him using it to his advantage by taking a really dumb truth and tweaking it into a mystery.

    • @chunkon8890
      @chunkon8890 3 роки тому +60

      @@lost7149 well he does lie to the avengers about an agents death to motivate them to fight so it's not a surprise that he lied about his eye

  • @NotOfTroy
    @NotOfTroy 5 років тому +12202

    The first female-protagonist Marvel movie should've been Black Widow

    • @Ethan-uc4ip
      @Ethan-uc4ip 5 років тому +781

      Oh my god this is so true a black widow movie would have been much more interesting

    • @williamsapong81
      @williamsapong81 5 років тому +88

      What about Antman and the Wasp?

    • @diegobendinelli2680
      @diegobendinelli2680 5 років тому +379

      @@williamsapong81 What ABOUT Ant Man and Wasp.

    • @ash73
      @ash73 5 років тому +380

      Yeah, I really wished that they would've released Black Widow's movie instead of Captain Marvel's cause then we would know her better and her character's arc would end more smoothly in Endgame. Like, we would understand her actions in Endgame more and feel for her better if we actually had known her tragic past. (unless you've read the comics of course)
      They seriously should've released Captain Marvel after Endgame.

    • @ratupmyass
      @ratupmyass 5 років тому +394

      @@EC2019 am i reading sjw propaganda

  • @egg_l0rd13
    @egg_l0rd13 5 років тому +9810

    People: “Captain Marvel is the first superhero to help empower women!”
    Wonder Woman: “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @cryptidcreates9942
      @cryptidcreates9942 5 років тому +65

      Yes

    • @gavin8859
      @gavin8859 5 років тому +339

      Captain marvel was originally a dude too

    • @jetpackblues9193
      @jetpackblues9193 5 років тому +116

      @@gavin8859 Nah. That's DC. His name is Shazam now.

    • @rocko1331
      @rocko1331 5 років тому +253

      @Ethan Baker No, the original Captain Marvel (Mar-Vell), was a male, and a part of Marvel. However, they made him a female in th film for...reasons, I guess.

    • @jetpackblues9193
      @jetpackblues9193 5 років тому +41

      @@rocko1331 Do you have a link to this character? Because I only know the Marvel (Miss Marvel) and DC (Captain Marvel/Shazam) ones

  • @fineapple3435
    @fineapple3435 4 роки тому +1123

    I liked Wonder Woman way more
    They didn’t make a Woman who was Superhero,they made a Superhero who was a woman.

    • @Eanki_
      @Eanki_ 4 роки тому +26

      Apart from that one scene where Wonder Woman strolled out to No Man's Land, the movie was awfully so so. And the Ares twist makes my blood boil more than the Zemo bullshit in Marvel's Civil War. "Hey let's make a profound statement about the human condition- oh wait no, lol. People war because Ares."
      I thought the Civil War bs of "Hey, what if our heroes struggle with deeply complicated problems of security vs freedom, accountability vs privacy, etc. Oh wait no. Guy mad. Guy manipulates. We need a villain."

    • @TheGhostoftheCosmos
      @TheGhostoftheCosmos 3 роки тому +79

      @@Eanki_ it may not be for you but the ideas of wonder women has heavy bases in mythos so it makes sense

    • @a_gurl596
      @a_gurl596 3 роки тому +5

      Wow very "I don't hate you because you're fat, you're fat because I hate you." vibes

    • @itsjustyash2750
      @itsjustyash2750 3 роки тому

      exactly

    • @firefiy8789
      @firefiy8789 3 роки тому

      @@TheGhostoftheCosmos Sense isn't the problem he means. The movie was all about how war is caused by people on different sides. Then they stuck in a CGI fight scene with a literal god with no setup
      If the movie was going to have a huge CGI boss battle at the end it should have had some sort of lead up ingrained in the story rather than pop out of nowhere

  • @JAProductions494
    @JAProductions494 4 роки тому +637

    I think everyone can agree that the opening of the film where they replaced the Marvel Studios logo with a bunch of Stan Lee clips was the best part of the film

  • @Naharu.
    @Naharu. 5 років тому +7191

    As a girl l have to say: this type of movies don't make me feel "empowered" at all. I feel like they are using my gender as some type of clickbait and excuse for half-assed characters and stories when l just want to have a good time watching a good story with good interesting characters who just so happen to be female. Is it that much to ask?

    • @user-gb7ji6xy5d
      @user-gb7ji6xy5d 4 роки тому +177

      ...I mean, feminists are practically nothing with their role models (MaRey Sue, Captian Sociopath, etc) getting unearned, undeserved power from a doting scriptwriter. There are no doting scriptwriters beyond real life, making feminists have no choice but to resort to screaming persecution and churning out more shallow generic powerhouse characters with vaginas.
      Seriously, have them ever thought about maybe making themselves better people (personality- and skill-wise) and beating the men they hate so much at their game, fair and square?

    • @princesscadance197
      @princesscadance197 4 роки тому +290

      Write characters that are believable personalities. People will like them more than if they feel like shoehorned-in feminist icons.

    • @alegria1813
      @alegria1813 4 роки тому +7

      Thanks

    • @RichardCox0
      @RichardCox0 4 роки тому +6

      🙏

    • @freezingsn0w_
      @freezingsn0w_ 4 роки тому +173

      I've learnt that if you take away something from a character, gender or disability or stereotype, and you have nothing left of the character than it's poorly written.

  • @gamersinacontainer
    @gamersinacontainer 5 років тому +5868

    I wish she had a couple scenes of struggling with her powers instead of just instantly mastering them the second she "unlocked" them.

    • @ethanbrown2978
      @ethanbrown2978 4 роки тому +265

      I want to see her struggle with literally anything after her powers are "unlocked"

    • @gamersinacontainer
      @gamersinacontainer 4 роки тому +326

      @@ethanbrown2978 Imagine in the scene where she's free falling and discovers she can fly, instead of just pulling it off, she loses control a lot and can't stop herself from falling, and at the last second, she focuses and manages to pull up JUST before hitting the ground. That would have been an amazing scene.

    • @applehead778
      @applehead778 4 роки тому +184

      nah shes a strong woman so she has to be ridicolously overpowered

    • @gamersinacontainer
      @gamersinacontainer 4 роки тому +95

      @@applehead778 Ah, yes. It all makes sense now!

    • @goose7215
      @goose7215 4 роки тому +99

      @@gamersinacontainer nah it'll be cliche. I want her to crash. Like she tried and for a second everyone thought she'll make it.

  • @pacifistcowboy
    @pacifistcowboy 4 роки тому +192

    i love how much you genuinely give reason for why you dislike something and never say bad shit about things that don’t actually affect your opinion. like you never once made a joke or insult about her being a woman, because that wasn’t your problem with it. you give solid, understandable and genuine points to why something isn’t good and never shame people if they disagree with you

  • @anon_goose4787
    @anon_goose4787 4 роки тому +385

    The whole “she always gets back up” thing is not a captain marvel thing. It’s a Spider-Man thing, and a captain America thing. That is literally their mo. That’s who they are.

    • @princezuko9430
      @princezuko9430 3 роки тому +18

      Theravenclawpikachu _ yeah, ghey totally ripped that from spiderverse

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 3 роки тому +58

      "I can do this all day"
      "No matter how many hits l take, l always find a way to come back"

    • @Lucy-fy5bi
      @Lucy-fy5bi 3 роки тому +20

      That’s a superhero thing bro. Lots of superhero’s have to get up after a fight. It’s not just a man thing

    • @stealthlock6634
      @stealthlock6634 3 роки тому +29

      “Come on Spiderman!!”
      “I can do this all day.”
      You really see how they struggle to get up, how they’re determined to anyway. We don’t see that with her. It’s just a thing we sort of learn second hand. Oohhhh she always gets up, Yep. We never see it being HARD to do so.

    • @indexifee8791
      @indexifee8791 3 роки тому +16

      @@Lucy-fy5bi we were focusing on their characters. Not their gender.

  • @ahzlos8479
    @ahzlos8479 5 років тому +5063

    5:57 "I hope these things get annihilated in Endgame"
    Congratulations, you're a prophet

  • @aureliaangulo4450
    @aureliaangulo4450 5 років тому +3696

    That story at the beginning was so inspiring. Such a brave young lass.
    God bless that girl.

    • @gbomber4656
      @gbomber4656 5 років тому +102

      @Raj Pique
      He meant the girl who went to talk to the projector guy about the movie not being played properly.

    • @bro-be3bd
      @bro-be3bd 5 років тому +18

      @@gbomber4656
      I'm pretty sure that's what she/he was talking about.

    • @gbomber4656
      @gbomber4656 5 років тому +29

      @@bro-be3bd
      I replied to a now deleted comment so the context had been lost... iirc the person thought the op was talking about the movie character or something.

    • @cryanide87
      @cryanide87 5 років тому +3

      Peck

    • @cryanide87
      @cryanide87 5 років тому +1

      @@PoshWosher thanks.

  • @brown_gurl
    @brown_gurl 5 років тому +269

    The first female marvel movie 100% should have been Black Widow

    • @shadow_shine3578
      @shadow_shine3578 3 роки тому +6

      That would have been coolll

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 3 роки тому +4

      @@shadow_shine3578 yep

    • @piratenerdz1602
      @piratenerdz1602 3 роки тому +6

      As someone who doesn't even like Marvel, i agree

    • @kieranstark7213
      @kieranstark7213 2 роки тому +1

      Well, wish granted! Now that y’all saw BW in theatres and then Disney+, what do you think of it?

    • @brown_gurl
      @brown_gurl 2 роки тому +1

      @@kieranstark7213 didnt even bother seeing it, my siblings were watching it while I was cooking and it got so bad I just slapped some earbuds in. What about everyone else?

  • @charbplus
    @charbplus 4 роки тому +223

    "I hope the infinity stones get destroyed in end game"
    Thanos: Gone, reduced to atoms

  • @screaminginsidebecauseimhu5878
    @screaminginsidebecauseimhu5878 5 років тому +3924

    I love how you called him *Jude Law* instead of his character. *i mean I forgot his characters name to*

    • @ihavealifeyaknow6827
      @ihavealifeyaknow6827 4 роки тому +131

      Wait, he had a name?

    • @decepticontechno-organic3777
      @decepticontechno-organic3777 4 роки тому +48

      @@ihavealifeyaknow6827 Yon Rogg

    • @meeepmeerp8532
      @meeepmeerp8532 4 роки тому +20

      I agree, but it's *Too

    • @haihai9022
      @haihai9022 4 роки тому +54

      The only character I liked was Goose (mainly because I am a crazy cat guy) He was the only reason why I watched Captain Marvel. I didn't care much about everything else.
      Shazam on the other hand, is better in every way.

    • @sebastianlee6534
      @sebastianlee6534 4 роки тому +9

      Well actually, it’s... uh... wait... I got it! ... nah nevermind...

  • @table2.0
    @table2.0 5 років тому +1339

    The Marvel logo was beautiful. RIP Stan.

  • @Red_Steampunker
    @Red_Steampunker 4 роки тому +105

    When I watched it, the movie had a moment where the story could conclude. Then, it just kept going. That happened twice. If I had the nickel every time the story should’ve concluded, I would have two nickels. Which is not a lot, but its weird it happened twice.

    • @Kralledd
      @Kralledd 3 роки тому +3

      Man, i remember that sentence from somewhere... Where is it from? My mind wants to jump to "Phineas and Ferb" but... Enlighten me, steampunk man

    • @emceemikey
      @emceemikey 3 роки тому +6

      @@Kralledd across the 2nd dimension

    • @m4rcyonstation93
      @m4rcyonstation93 3 роки тому +1

      Kralledd its a doofenshmirtz quote
      i think it was originally something about almost getting killed by a sock puppet? dont quote me on that
      but its definitely a doof quote

    • @ALJ9000
      @ALJ9000 2 роки тому +2

      @@m4rcyonstation93 “If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been doomed by a puppet, I’d have two nickels. Witch isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?”

  • @someone-mq9bw
    @someone-mq9bw 5 років тому +396

    the girl who got the movie to work again did way more than captain marvel in Endgame

    • @broseidon1658
      @broseidon1658 4 роки тому +1

      Hello There
      Yeah, she did do that. My bad.

    • @someone-mq9bw
      @someone-mq9bw 4 роки тому +4

      Hello There I meant that as in that she was like missing through the whole movie lmao and duh it’s a joke :)

    • @alecity4877
      @alecity4877 4 роки тому +17

      @@broseidon1658 not useless, she did do important deus exmachina against thanos ship and retained thanos for a few secomds from snaping. The latter being a quite good scene at first if you don't think of how void of action around it it was in comparison with all the other thanos fight scenes.

    • @chedarheader7092
      @chedarheader7092 4 роки тому +1

      Jokes aside from her being absent the whole movie, nobody gonna talk about how without her ex Machina appearance tony would've died in space at the very beginning?

    • @mateoremedi4703
      @mateoremedi4703 3 роки тому +4

      @@bindipig1225 cool, one thing. The most powerfull Avenger did one thing in a 3 hours movie

  • @The_Jovian
    @The_Jovian 5 років тому +5229

    Man it's refreshing to see an honest review of this movie that isn't soured by someone hating Brie Larson or complaining about feminism.

    • @warriorsboi4821
      @warriorsboi4821 5 років тому +176

      SHE’S UNTHICC

    • @sebastienlee9754
      @sebastienlee9754 5 років тому +46

      Preach

    • @keelanbarron928
      @keelanbarron928 5 років тому +159

      Yeah, it's kind of like the ghostbusters reboot. (Only instead of "this movie is great because of feminism", it's "this movie is awful because of feminism".)

    • @josephjoestar260
      @josephjoestar260 5 років тому +68

      @@granth2839 Amen

    • @The_Jovian
      @The_Jovian 5 років тому +159

      @@granth2839 and there's the souring I didn't want in the first place, thank you

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 5 років тому +2742

    Thanks for reminding me how many marvels there were in the beginning

    • @Nitrodino7875
      @Nitrodino7875 5 років тому +7

      :^/ please stop. You will make me kill myself.

    • @KitKat-sv9qp
      @KitKat-sv9qp 5 років тому +69

      @@Nitrodino7875 Don't do it, the situation wouldn't be marvel-ous

    • @Nitrodino7875
      @Nitrodino7875 5 років тому +6

      @@KitKat-sv9qp will it stop Kermit the Frog? Maybe. I'll be sure to write down his user name and Justin Y., Daniel Sambar, how to clean your metal computer on my suicide note. And post it on reddit lol.

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 5 років тому

      @@Nitrodino7875, My parallel self did that... Didn't even kill one Kermit out of the infinite.

    • @ronjosh1518
      @ronjosh1518 5 років тому +1

      It had some really cool looking scenes though

  • @casperfelius1839
    @casperfelius1839 4 роки тому +533

    I also sometimes felt like her joking lines during fights were written like a character in a fanfic who’s a “cool” and “edgy” badass

    • @squawkietalkie56
      @squawkietalkie56 4 роки тому +48

      I thought she was just being a bitch.

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 3 роки тому +6

      @@squawkietalkie56 feminists would like to have a word with you.

    • @squawkietalkie56
      @squawkietalkie56 3 роки тому +41

      @@Marvelfanatic3658 I am a feminist

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 3 роки тому +39

      @@squawkietalkie56 ....I-l was never here

    • @il0vebatman
      @il0vebatman 3 роки тому +21

      they sounded staged and (trying no to be terribly mean) like lines a fifth grader would recite in a school play

  • @batyalivni3577
    @batyalivni3577 2 роки тому +95

    As a woman, I literally don't care about a character's gender. At all. I just want them to be interesting. Stop trying to shove women punching things onscreen and actually take the time to write them, please.

  • @Rancor9000
    @Rancor9000 5 років тому +841

    Nick Fury in TWS: “The last time I trusted someone I lost an eye.”
    Apparently he meant goose...? Ohkay...

    • @Mak1Attack1
      @Mak1Attack1 5 років тому +86

      See, at first I thought he was going to lose an eye when the not real Phil Coulson was in the car-- I whispered that exact line to my friend during that scene.
      Honestly, I could have done without Goose in the movie. The CGI was. . . pretty awful during parts of the movie.

    • @Schlumbuo
      @Schlumbuo 5 років тому +49

      The M of 52 nick fury’s characterization in this movie was fucking garbage because there’s no transition between this weak spineless fury and the fury that everyone likes

    • @matthewparker9276
      @matthewparker9276 4 роки тому +16

      My headcannon is that that was not when he lost his eye. It appears to be healing at the end of the movie, so there is room for him to lose it in a properly dramatic moment in between captain marvel and iron man.

    • @aaronmueller1560
      @aaronmueller1560 4 роки тому +11

      Yeah it just kind of undermines everything about the character Nick Fury that we actually know and love.

    • @Jtrent
      @Jtrent 4 роки тому +5

      Exactly, undermines the entire theme

  • @superxies8295
    @superxies8295 5 років тому +1102

    "I hope these things get annihilated in endgame"
    Thanos: say no more

  • @jackrackham3406
    @jackrackham3406 4 роки тому +202

    "Feels like a Phase 1 leftover" holy shit, you did it! You reduced Captain Marvel to its bare essentials!
    Legit though this is the best description of how I've felt about CM since I saw it. Feels like a Phase 1 leftover.

  • @Jayup
    @Jayup 4 роки тому +128

    “Gender is irrelevant”
    That’s all I needed to hear

  • @berlinmuren8716
    @berlinmuren8716 5 років тому +3533

    Media: *omg the first strong female avenger*
    Wanda and Natasha: is that crack you smoke? You smoke crack?

    • @madkat0697
      @madkat0697 5 років тому +36

      Satanic Potato omg a Most Popular Girls in School reference for marvel characters. I can die happy now

    • @toomanybagels
      @toomanybagels 4 роки тому +97

      Marvel: hey let’s make somebody empowering
      how bout we make her character trash but make her op so she seems empowering

    • @shronkeydonk
      @shronkeydonk 4 роки тому +3

      That mpgis reference made my day

    • @lordanonimmo7699
      @lordanonimmo7699 4 роки тому +28

      @KJ Beast i think supergirl is a great exemple of a young adult trying to adapt to other culture,and batgirl is a girl who is inspired by batman,she fight crimes and when she was crippled she did not give up.

    • @jdsucks429
      @jdsucks429 4 роки тому +7

      **0h shit, not another "am i a joke to you?" meme? oh fuck...**

  • @Matt_0417
    @Matt_0417 5 років тому +1196

    The Sonic Movie is Shockingly Spectacular

    • @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881
      @pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 5 років тому +18

      Before they deleted the want to see scores to protect this movie the want to see for Sonic was at 85 percent compared to her 27 percent

    • @RobBob6197
      @RobBob6197 5 років тому +19

      The Aladdin remake is Shockingly Spectacular.

    • @joshuakorynta3385
      @joshuakorynta3385 5 років тому +26

      Tbh, I'd rather watch the Sonic movie than this rad-fem propaganda

    • @hotdogboy5856
      @hotdogboy5856 5 років тому +11

      Joshua’s just cranky because he’s a dudebro

    • @joshuakorynta3385
      @joshuakorynta3385 5 років тому +5

      @@hotdogboy5856 what

  • @AlanJia8
    @AlanJia8 4 роки тому +38

    8:17 Woah woah woah, hold up. Doctor Strange is ABSOLUTELY not a 5/10 in any sense. From the amazing visuals to the incredible solution to the arc of strange and him not wanting to kill people more than anyone else to the grand feel, it's an amazing movie. One of the best.

    • @8bitminer
      @8bitminer 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah Dr. Strange is one of my favorites, can’t even be compared to this one.

  • @Fif0l
    @Fif0l 2 роки тому +30

    "Representation is important, but it has no bearing on the quality of the movie" wow, someone finally said it.
    It's nice to see representation separated from the actual quality of the art by someone actually advocating more representation.

    • @joannaellis7890
      @joannaellis7890 2 роки тому +1

      Honestly, I'd point out that while good representation can boost the quality of a movie, the emphasis should be on GOOD representation. Not good as in "perfectly inoffensive in every way," good as in "well-written, compelling characters." Giving me "representation" for diversity points without actual artistry comes off as insulting and DETRACTS from the quality of the film

  • @teri6318
    @teri6318 5 років тому +744

    Nick fury backstory: a marvel story

    • @carissagraft
      @carissagraft 5 років тому +9

      That's basically all this story is. Which is pretty sad

  • @insertcurrentmemehere8855
    @insertcurrentmemehere8855 5 років тому +3602

    I feel like most female lead characters are either strong and powerful and have no flaws or weaknesses because "let's make the feminists happy" or are weak and are just completely flawed

    • @insertcurrentmemehere8855
      @insertcurrentmemehere8855 5 років тому +43

      @@theprovoloneman281 yeah that would be cool

    • @lilkxdude5659
      @lilkxdude5659 5 років тому +91

      Harley Quinn needs her own movie tbh-
      And as for Marvel I kinda want Storm to have one

    • @diogenesbarrel7350
      @diogenesbarrel7350 5 років тому +82

      This is why people love anime. The female protagonists are done from okayish to pretty great (Rukia, Bulma, etc)

    • @diogenesbarrel7350
      @diogenesbarrel7350 5 років тому +30

      @@lilkxdude5659 A storm movie will be great but i feel like storm being a solo character wont work. Shes always done well as a team player or leader both in comics and ahem ahem the xmen movies

    • @lilkxdude5659
      @lilkxdude5659 5 років тому +77

      @@diogenesbarrel7350 The female characters in anime aren't portrayed good at apl, either. Besides the serious animes like AoT and DBZ and such, females are often fanservice and provide nothing else.
      And a Storm movie would be pretty great if done right. Maybe something along the lines of her childhood or when she first discovers her power, much like how they did Quicksilver. (The good one)

  • @astronomydemon6312
    @astronomydemon6312 3 роки тому +46

    That teenage girl who told the projector guy would've made a better movie than captain marvel

  • @ultimatetrashboy419
    @ultimatetrashboy419 3 роки тому +101

    The only problem I have with this movie is that it kind of ruins nick fury’s character. every time I see him I just think of how he lost his eye to a cat.

    • @joeyjerry1586
      @joeyjerry1586 3 роки тому +19

      Ultimate Trash Boy, yeah, I honestly hated it. In Winter Soldier, he said “Last time I trusted somebody, this happened” or something like that and apparently, it was all because a cat scratched him in the eye. Really? Really?

    • @yumiadilah1571
      @yumiadilah1571 3 роки тому +5

      well “In the comics, Fury lost his eye after complications from a Nazi grenade blast and in an explosion during the Gulf War. A third Fury, his secret son in the comics with the same name, had his eye cut out.Mar 8, 2019” just remember this instead that 👍 ( i copied it from google)

    • @homerj.simpson2513
      @homerj.simpson2513 Рік тому +1

      Ruins his character? It humanises him, and actually fits his later character.

  • @SpaceTreeStudios
    @SpaceTreeStudios 5 років тому +2966

    You could've called this "Captain Marvel is Marvelously Mediocre" but you had to go for the meme huh?

    • @valco9970
      @valco9970 5 років тому +42

      Oof

    • @SpaceTreeStudios
      @SpaceTreeStudios 5 років тому +8

      @hello check again

    • @kayleelomas5598
      @kayleelomas5598 4 роки тому +6

      @@SpaceTreeStudios wow editing lol you know we can see that you edited it right

  • @oongaboonga508
    @oongaboonga508 5 років тому +466

    “goose the cat murdering people with hentai” about to go see the movie just to witness that

  • @joaquinm9148
    @joaquinm9148 3 роки тому +38

    “Painfully Average” You’re being way too generous.

  • @jlmmedia09
    @jlmmedia09 3 роки тому +10

    "and I will say that Goose the cat murdering people with h**tai is easily the best scene in the movie."
    ~ Schaff, 2019

  • @daiselol
    @daiselol 5 років тому +1574

    This is, no joke, the most concise and accurate review of the movie Ive seen, and Ive seen a lot

    • @PittsburghSonido
      @PittsburghSonido 5 років тому +10

      I thought the same

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 5 років тому +10

      Very sweet to the point... I like how this guy thinks... *I hope he's okay.*

    • @jmoa5758
      @jmoa5758 5 років тому +6

      Agreed. I give the movie 5 out of 10, right there with TFA.

    • @arjunsurana8386
      @arjunsurana8386 5 років тому +12

      Try but the way nick fury lost his eye was retarded

    • @ruthanne1741
      @ruthanne1741 5 років тому +4

      daiselol
      I agree so much!

  • @bruhmomentum8112
    @bruhmomentum8112 5 років тому +1351

    “Murdering people with hentai”

  • @ArcaneOwlchemist
    @ArcaneOwlchemist 4 роки тому +34

    5:30 This! This is a point I bring up in every conversation I have about the Marvel Universe. I argue that Wanda is a far better character than Carol. Wanda got her powers from being hooked up to Loki's Scepter which contained the Mind Stone. Carol was hit by a blast from the explosion of a spacecraft that powered by the Tesseract that housed the Space Stone. The advantage that Carol had was someone working with her to improve her control of her powers. Also, I want to see Scarlet Witch be the villain in a Marvel movie. She would be the perfect candidate. Lost her family because of Stark. Lost her brother because of Ultron, had to kill Vision to save the universe. Then, was forced to watch as Thanos brought Vision back to life, only to pull the Mind stone from his head. Then, salt in the wounds, Vision was one of the few people who wasn't brought back in Endgame. One day my essay on why Endgame is actually not great will be finished and posted...

    • @milesandrews6711
      @milesandrews6711 3 роки тому

      Honestly I hated how strong scarlet witch was really, because it makes no sense that she is stronger than people like thor, captain America and iron man who held off multi stone Thanos, or how she held off multi stone thanos despite having the power of only one stone
      But then again I can't expect marvel to understand anything about powerscaling

    • @joshcooper9043
      @joshcooper9043 3 роки тому

      You love Wanda vision huh

  • @garrisoncox724
    @garrisoncox724 3 роки тому +15

    Goose being the reason Fury lost his eye was poorly executed. It was established that he said he was betrayed by a friend, and he said that with a solid amount of hidden emotion (props to the actor, obviously) and "haha no tough guy get eye scratched by kitty :)"

  • @yoshikagekira4471
    @yoshikagekira4471 5 років тому +855

    “I was overjoyed to see all the little girls in the theater”
    -Schaffrillas out of context.

  • @ziamusic6245
    @ziamusic6245 5 років тому +433

    I know girl power films have good (marketing) intentions, but it honestly just feels like it's talking down to women.
    the part that talks about how captain marvel feels meh, but if she inspires women, more power to her, kind of proves that point
    It feels like marvel is saying "I know you can't possibly relate to or connect with all those MALE superheroes, so here's some poorly thought out crumbs for you." It feels like such a token gesture because they clearly don't give enough of a damn to write this properly into the mcu, but women are supposed to look up to her because she's powerful and a woman. It honestly feels pretty condescending.
    I don't dislike the motivations behind captain marvel being a girl power film because I hate feminism or I think brie larson has a bad attitude, or whatever people claim makes people dislike the film.
    I dislike it because there's this subtext that every other marvel hero wasn't actually for women and girls after all, because here's a hero for the women and girls (someone, you know, they can actually relate to, because since she's a girl, she has a lot in common with every other girl ever, right?) and girls can't look at inspiring male figures and think that they could accomplish that too someday. I don't think it's outside of the realm of possibility that a girl could look up to Tony Stark, Bruce Banner, or dare I mention the OG female hero of the mcu, Black Widow. It gives this impression that women and girls are so lost for role models that any hastily thrown together hero with flimsy motivations will do.... because she's so randomly powerful and we said she's awesome (cause of that girl power) so she's awesome and you need to look up to her. Would it have been so hard to write a Black Widow movie that everyone would have cared about because they've had time to get attached to her character?
    It just feels incredibly condescending. It's about the least feminist thing I can imagine, honestly.

    • @Antasma1
      @Antasma1 5 років тому +29

      Almost all of the heros in the MCU are heroes because they proven themselves by earing their powers like Cap and Thor or simply being skilled or smart enough. "If you're nothing without the suit you shouldn't have it." Meanwhile, Captain Marvel doesn't get this moment. Who knew female empowerment was so literal. It's kinda sexist for her hero quality to be something unrealistic. "Hey little susie, you wanna make a stand as a hero?! Well if you don't get powers than you can forget about it!" She might as well be a gun. Heck, why not go with a story arc where she dies and with her last breath transfers her power to someone more worthy

    • @skullknight1465
      @skullknight1465 3 роки тому +9

      To be honest female supper heroes= male super hero without balls that’s all😂😂😂😂, I cannot see the difference at all ( except marketing, they think will make women happy for some reason 😂), I’m not trying to say don’t make female super hero, just write them differently or make them interesting in a different way, unfortunately when I see right now a movie or a tv show the main character is a female, i will think oh shit here we go again. There really amazing female characters like the cast of the handmaid’s tale, Wonder Woman, black widow and etc, they truly need to stop putting agendas above good writing, that’s what I mean

    • @misslilianlove
      @misslilianlove 3 роки тому

      Preach.

    • @nanoff815
      @nanoff815 3 роки тому +7

      I never understood people demanding more good female characters.
      Most movies I watched had pretty great female characters, many who are the protagonist.
      I just got to ask what movies you all were watching.

    • @Kaitou1412Fangirl
      @Kaitou1412Fangirl 2 роки тому

      @@Jailson_rah Yes! It's pretty shallow to say someone can't connect to a character of a different race or gender. It undermines the similarities people have: pains, fears, traumas, dreams, etc, by saying someone can't sympathize or empathize because they're not just like someone else. Look at fantasy: if readers can relate or at least understand elves, fairies, and cat people who don't even exist is real life, why do some think that they can't do the same thing with someone of a different skin color or gender?

  • @mikeybats851
    @mikeybats851 4 роки тому +24

    I love how he really does not wanna talk about Nick Fury’s eye lmao

  • @luca2348
    @luca2348 3 роки тому +8

    I think you nail it in the part about Wonder Woman - even as an adult male, Wonder Woman is someone I genuinely would aspire to be like because she is representative of truth, love, goodness, and bravery. She earns the right to be inspirational. Captain Marvel is simply a power trip fantasy - while she sacrifices a lot, it doesn't seem like much as the Kree seem like they aren't that fun to hang around and the audience never warmed up to their creepy Kree culture to begin with. The Supreme Intelligence and the power dampening device keys the audience in from the get-go that the Kree are evil, so it isn't really a surprise when she figures out that she's been lied to her entire life. Meanwhile, Diana gave up a great life and the people she loved in order to save some people she doesn't know who deserve their fate. Diana's sacrifice is so much more meaningful and it makes her vastly more inspirational as a result.

  • @austinsnyder8743
    @austinsnyder8743 5 років тому +889

    A strong female character is someone who is put up against difficult obstacles and has to find a way to overcome them and take a few hits along the way. They were weak and defeated at one point but with Time they knew how to take a hit and still have the strength to stand and fight back. Captain marvel should’ve never been an overpowered female character with no flaws. Because if they have unlimited power and no weaknesses, how can women who have suffered from helplessness see you as a symbol of empowerment?

    • @Sorcerer-SMC
      @Sorcerer-SMC 4 роки тому +2

      Austin Snyder she DID have flaws dude

    • @bobbyberro8107
      @bobbyberro8107 4 роки тому +43

      Sorcerer SMC like what

    • @genmeriphoton7655
      @genmeriphoton7655 4 роки тому +50

      @@Sorcerer-SMC
      That weakness being "not being able to overcome emotion?"
      Don't you think that's a bit broad of a weakness? What "emotion" are we talking about here; is it Anger, Pain, or Grief?

    • @princeszdd9828
      @princeszdd9828 4 роки тому +4

      Kenneth Paquito exactly that’s not weakness I mean not a good one but not everyone is like that

    • @Yougotcaged102
      @Yougotcaged102 4 роки тому +3

      Although to be fair she is pretty much always been OP in the comics and what not

  • @aqua4970
    @aqua4970 5 років тому +635

    Ngl i thought her and her friend WERE dating. The movie just doesnt spend that much time with anything. I cant even remember their names

    • @hampton_the_one5419
      @hampton_the_one5419 5 років тому +42

      Aqua
      Wait they weren’t?

    • @broseidon1658
      @broseidon1658 5 років тому +36

      My gaydar was a-tingling throughout the whole movie. So, I was pretty surprised when they weren’t together.

    • @juancarlospatino9715
      @juancarlospatino9715 4 роки тому +24

      Can't two people of the same gender be close friends?

    • @broseidon1658
      @broseidon1658 4 роки тому +19

      Juan Carlos Patiño
      Yes, but there’s a difference between close friends and lifelong partners.

    • @juancarlospatino9715
      @juancarlospatino9715 4 роки тому +3

      @@broseidon1658 sorry for having a late response but what is the difference?

  • @Tyler-tc8bt
    @Tyler-tc8bt 4 роки тому +27

    “Hopefully we don’t have to deal with the stones in endgame” 😂

  • @rainbowrocks1020
    @rainbowrocks1020 3 роки тому +37

    As a girl, I did not feel empowered. I was just like “Meh”

    • @zola__
      @zola__ 3 роки тому +4

      Bro I had more fun watching captain America then that also as a girl lol

  • @megashark1013
    @megashark1013 5 років тому +598

    Maybe the Russo Brothers will fix her, like they did Captain America and Thor. Well, actually Taika Watika had a hand in fixing Thor.

    • @thabittercourt
      @thabittercourt 5 років тому +61

      Yeah, they were pretty bland in the beginning too

    • @computermash8542
      @computermash8542 5 років тому +19

      As per infinity War the Russo’s kinda took a chunk out of Thors character, but yeah

    • @TheOriginalPoon
      @TheOriginalPoon 5 років тому +65

      That's what Im praying for. Brie was so painfully boring in this movie.
      I did not expect such a bland performance from her. She's a great actress, I was expecting spunk and life, here she looked bored as shit. She looks more excited talking about and promoting the movie than she looks in the actual movie.
      Black Panther was also a farrrrrr better character in Civil War than he was in his own film too. I hope they can do Marvel much better, because as it stands I can't root for her to beat Thanos silly.
      As he said here, she hasnt done anything that I cant see even Iron Man doing in the nano suit.

    • @mateuszhowaniec8224
      @mateuszhowaniec8224 5 років тому +6

      @@TheOriginalPoon Because in society she is in the movie, it is forbidden to show your emotions. Thats why she is so "blank" xd

    • @megashark1013
      @megashark1013 5 років тому +18

      @@computermash8542 I think Thor was vastly superior in Infinity War to his original portrayals, like in Thor 1, Thor 2, and Age of Ultron. He went from one of my least favourites to probably the best Avenger character wise.

  • @papanurgle8393
    @papanurgle8393 5 років тому +249

    Disney, please just give Taika Waititi the mandate on all the more "awkward" Marvel Characters from now on.
    If he saved Thor, he can save anything.

    • @harmony137
      @harmony137 5 років тому +25

      Thor and Loki were not awkward characters like Captain Marvel though. They have solid origin and motives, it's just that the villians were not memorable. They have character conflicts and developments.

    • @spooderduder8695
      @spooderduder8695 5 років тому +25

      I say he definitely fixed Bruce’s character. Bruce (in my opinion) was a little bland before and didn’t stand out as much as others in previously films. But after Ragnorak I actually enjoyed Bruce’s character development and how he acted.

    • @dawnmayflower4422
      @dawnmayflower4422 5 років тому +1

      Spooder Duder
      Thank you. Bruce was my least favourite of the 6 and Taika elevated him after Ragnorak - certainly enjoyed him a lot more after that.

  • @bheronz
    @bheronz 4 роки тому +24

    *Goose the cat murdering people with hentai*

  • @wenkachan6180
    @wenkachan6180 3 роки тому +11

    I think everyone can relate to a good written character regardless of the gender or skin color, but the thing is IT NEEDS TO BE A GOODLY WRITTEN CHARACTER!!! We don't relate to person but to experiences

  • @jacksonbowns1087
    @jacksonbowns1087 5 років тому +650

    It should've been Black Widow.

    • @Sky_Guy
      @Sky_Guy 5 років тому +9

      It already was Elektra lol. Trust me, I wanna forget that Marvel movie too, but it technically was the first...

    • @bigspamus4835
      @bigspamus4835 4 роки тому +1

      Isaiah Sherrill no captain America first avenger

    • @gaberthetater0149
      @gaberthetater0149 4 роки тому +3

      Big Spamus A. They’re talking about Marvel Movies with female leads and B. Captain America was like the 3rd movie in the MCU

    • @snitchbug
      @snitchbug 4 роки тому +1

      they should’ve just given black widow any character in the DECADE she was in these movies

    • @updawg4556
      @updawg4556 4 роки тому

      It would have been much better acted out because you know it doesn’t have Brie

  • @ChristopherMoom
    @ChristopherMoom 5 років тому +807

    Captain Marvel is not very marvel-ous

    • @cynical4503
      @cynical4503 5 років тому +1

      Christopher Moon I've seen you on a Smash video a while ago, I can see you have good taste in youtubers ;)

    • @nyar3517
      @nyar3517 5 років тому +2

      Captain Marvelous is unepic

    • @TheRandomizer00
      @TheRandomizer00 5 років тому +1

      Hey there, Justin Y.

    • @demonico917
      @demonico917 5 років тому +1

      Bruh you are like the next Justin Y......and I like it

    • @taystudioartist
      @taystudioartist 5 років тому +3

      *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*

  • @tylerkovacs3572
    @tylerkovacs3572 5 років тому +50

    "I hope these things get annihilated in endgame"
    Bruh how the hell did you

  • @joshchronister7085
    @joshchronister7085 4 роки тому +11

    My main complaint with Captain Marvel was Brie Larson’s lack of emotion. When her entire plot was that she struggled too much with emotion

  • @fen4554
    @fen4554 5 років тому +829

    I wouldn't put this movie on the same level as Doctor Strange. I can recall a dozen scenes from Doctor Strange and I can't do that for Capt. Marvel, and I just saw it last night.

    • @boredomkiller99
      @boredomkiller99 5 років тому +5

      I can recall scenes from doctor strange but none of them bring me joy.

    • @ari_dexel4288
      @ari_dexel4288 5 років тому +34

      The villain wasn’t very good lol, I mean I thought the scene where he was restrained was pretty good, but other than that, he was pretty mediocre, but I liked Strange a ton

    • @drfodwazle3783
      @drfodwazle3783 5 років тому +1

      Very true

    • @_saturniidae
      @_saturniidae 5 років тому +10

      @Friendly Metroid pal if you can’t remember things from the night before, that’s not a mediocre movie, that’s called memory impairment

    • @bobjones2959
      @bobjones2959 5 років тому +32

      Strange was at least good for its visual effects if nothing else, and I personally thought the character writing for Strange himself was pretty strong, not sure I can say the same for Captain Marvel.

  • @ghanighetok
    @ghanighetok 5 років тому +169

    7:16 "the first female movie in the MCU could have and should have been *_Black Widow_* "
    FTFY

  • @marius1035
    @marius1035 4 роки тому +12

    the joke about the girl at the beginning as the most female empowerment had me dead omg

  • @mr.admr1016
    @mr.admr1016 5 років тому +13

    They should have just made captain marvel have no super powers but very clever and she should have fought the space battles with a space jet or something to say, you don’t need super powers to be “super”
    Oh thats just black widow so wtvr

  • @carwyn3691
    @carwyn3691 5 років тому +1300

    This "Well she isn't for me, she is there to inspire girls" is bullshit
    If your audience is supposed to relate to the character just because they look alike then you failed to make a real character

    • @Lab-Gr0wn-Lambs
      @Lab-Gr0wn-Lambs 5 років тому +307

      Exactly. I think the character I'm most similar to is Bruce Banner. I'm a teenage girl ffs.
      I'm all for powerful female characters but a lot of them seem to be there just because they're female. Boy I do not give a shit what gender they are, just write a character.
      Valkerie, Mantis and Nebula are great in my opinion because it seems like the writers focused more on who they are and not what in their pants.

    • @dhinkakmed
      @dhinkakmed 5 років тому +10

      Very well said.

    • @user-dy8zr5pj1e
      @user-dy8zr5pj1e 5 років тому +59

      on one hand i agree with this, but this is also a bit obtuse. Some characters and motivations are not universal, and their struggles might not be able to be related to by a general audience regardless of how good the writing is. Relate does not equate to sympathize.

    • @jackalope2302
      @jackalope2302 5 років тому +95

      The whole girl power thing (in this instance) is just a way to cover up BAD WRITING. It's funny how Capt. Marvel is supposed to be inspiring but the whole thing is uninspired.

    • @wonderstorms4030
      @wonderstorms4030 5 років тому +28

      @@user-dy8zr5pj1e i personally dont really think that you have to necessarily relate to a character in order for them to have an impact on you and to inspire you, even if their motivations arent universal, as you said. sometimes the characters that have the least to do with yourself might even be the ones that have the greatest impact on you.
      i agree that represantion and empowerment are important, but to me those two things dont always have to correlate.

  • @wyattcorbin1629
    @wyattcorbin1629 5 років тому +252

    So… why exactly did Captain Marvel supposedly have so much potential? It just seemed to be a standard Marvel movie, just with a new hero and new locations.

    • @unlimited-edge
      @unlimited-edge 5 років тому +113

      But Wyatt... it’s a girl this time

    • @Dinoman972
      @Dinoman972 5 років тому +72

      As he said, this is the first Marvel movie about a standalone female superhero (all others movies with females had them kind of in a second plane, or sharing the spotlight with male characters. Not even Black Widow has her own movie yet). It could have portrayed a relatable and powerful female character that could have ended up being a true feminist icon, and it missed the opportunity. And given that Endgame is on the way, there likely won't be a chance for any more.

    • @unlimited-edge
      @unlimited-edge 5 років тому +76

      Dinoman972 Too bad Carol Danvers is a boring character in the comics too /:

    • @kasairan8492
      @kasairan8492 5 років тому +1

      UnlimitedEdge it really depends on the run.

    • @TheHelmaroc
      @TheHelmaroc 5 років тому +12

      Because wamen

  • @emperorzizen1081
    @emperorzizen1081 2 роки тому +3

    Steve Rogers and Captain Marvel:
    -Both where shunned and bullied by their fellow humans
    -Both joined the military
    -Both unlocked superpowers of some sort
    -Both ended up as superheroes with star costumes
    Only difference is Steve has a fucking character and personality, actually failed instead of just being bullied, has emotional moments and morals, and wasn’t always perfect, even to the very end in Endgame

  • @plarteey1316
    @plarteey1316 4 роки тому +7

    5:57 HE KNEW THE STORY OF ENDGAME BEFORE IT CAME OUT

  • @Saidriak
    @Saidriak 5 років тому +925

    I wish more writers wrote like they did the script for alien. In it they didn't wright a single character with gender or race in mind. They simply we're interchangeable with whoever they ended up casting. That's why Ripley ended up being one of the most relatable female characters of all time. True representation isn't concerned with empowerment, because that usually creates boring characters. It's about telling people's story, no matter what gender or ethnicity the actor that plays them is.

    • @jude4581
      @jude4581 5 років тому +37

      Erimad That's not as easy when the film is based on a pre-existing property starring a female character.

    • @heinshaaine8153
      @heinshaaine8153 5 років тому +176

      @@jude4581A pre-existing character being female doesnt disable the film to tell a people story. Wonder Woman for example.

    • @MrMatheuslego
      @MrMatheuslego 5 років тому +138

      Maybe it's my shitty, priviledged side speaking, but I would say that characters that just happen to be part of a demographic that needs representation, and are written without the explicit intention of being empowering, can be way more effective in that task than badly written characters that are meant to be empowering.

    • @Chellips
      @Chellips 5 років тому +4

      Thank you

    • @concon09090
      @concon09090 5 років тому +53

      Yep, because there are no narratives that are more resonant with certain groups of people than others, that's why Killmonger could just as easily have been played by a white guy.
      Oh wait.

  • @dusto1878
    @dusto1878 5 років тому +528

    I don't wanna see Captain Marvel beat Thanos, I wanna see Squirrel Girl beat Thanos...again.

    • @matthewmazzatto8003
      @matthewmazzatto8003 5 років тому +18

      Or Nebula and Thor, which is probably what will happen.

    • @Marethyu17
      @Marethyu17 5 років тому +37

      Tyree Brooks *I see you’re a man of culture as well* .jpg

    • @phonycony7158
      @phonycony7158 5 років тому +20

      I wanna see goose eat thanos

    • @caik9469
      @caik9469 5 років тому +4

      Olaf would probably beats thanos' ass

    • @windyboys
      @windyboys 5 років тому +13

      Shaggy is a better contender...

  • @kinggalactix
    @kinggalactix 3 роки тому +9

    That story at the beginning was inspirational. Somehow, that story was more enticing and emotional than all of Captain Marvel.

  • @jtek2259
    @jtek2259 3 роки тому +8

    I was honestly annoyed that she was treated as so over powered in endgame, because, it's just not believable

  • @jdxawe
    @jdxawe 5 років тому +1175

    8:18 Don’t diss ‘Doctor Strange’. That movie is seriously underrated.

    • @tonicaulfield294
      @tonicaulfield294 5 років тому +177

      Jay Cunningham missed that if you hadn't mentioned it! doctor strange is by far one of my favourites! not much of a rewatchable movie, but I love his character.

    • @sodacitymoto9283
      @sodacitymoto9283 5 років тому +32

      I came here for this comment.

    • @RxtohTheMighty
      @RxtohTheMighty 5 років тому +57

      The characters were badly written and unremarkable, the plot was predictable and boring, and the villain(s) were ridiculously stupid in execution. What about it was overrated? Don't get me wrong, I love Benedict Cumberbatch, and his character was great during Infinity War, but his debut was just bad in my opinion.

    • @jdxawe
      @jdxawe 5 років тому +108

      Robert .Hawley
      And that’s a fair opinion to have. But even though I thought his character was well written in his debut, the villain(s) were definitely bad except for the visuals done on Dormammu. The plot wasn’t what it could’ve been, but I still enjoyed it in a lot of ways. And you have to admit, the visuals are absolutely stunning.
      It’s not the best Marvel movie, but I thoroughly enjoy watching it, and I can forgive a lot of its problems for that reason alone.

    • @joelmiller2601
      @joelmiller2601 5 років тому +2

      Jay Cunningham He’s not wrong. It’s about Doctor Strange/Ant-Man quality.

  • @bucky1376
    @bucky1376 5 років тому +384

    Personally, I am a Marvel fan, but DC did it better this time :/

    • @KvngLeroy1
      @KvngLeroy1 4 роки тому +5

      @KJ Beast black widow, storm, and ms marvel would like a word

    • @wrestlinganime4life288
      @wrestlinganime4life288 4 роки тому +12

      @@KvngLeroy1 Storm was marvel Queen and yet they never pushed her.
      Also, please Zatanna, Black canary, Catwoman, Poison Ivy, Vixen,

    • @milesandrews6711
      @milesandrews6711 3 роки тому

      @@wrestlinganime4life288 it's funny because pretty much the only reason she's never pushed is because xmen is the wolverine and phonix show with special guest appearances of professor x

    • @wrestlinganime4life288
      @wrestlinganime4life288 3 роки тому +2

      @@milesandrews6711 Jean Grey is boring as fuck.
      Rogue and Storm were the best and quite frankly Cyclops he's better off without her

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 3 роки тому

      @@wrestlinganime4life288 lol jean Grey is more interesting then half the characters you're talking about.

  • @reeseslightning11
    @reeseslightning11 5 років тому +9

    I felt the same: I saw it, I enjoyed it, I forgot about it.

  • @Timothy_-ve2zp
    @Timothy_-ve2zp 4 роки тому +12

    “That’s all for me I gotta lock myself back in the basement. Food and water ran out three days ago oxygen runs out tomorrow, please send help”
    Scaffrillas predicted the Corona Virus!!! 😱

    • @thearcanestar
      @thearcanestar 3 роки тому +1

      No. It was referencing the beginning of Endgame

    • @Timothy_-ve2zp
      @Timothy_-ve2zp 3 роки тому

      @@thearcanestar yeah no shit Sherlock, it was a joke

    • @Timothy_-ve2zp
      @Timothy_-ve2zp 3 роки тому

      @@thearcanestar there’s this thing called sarcasm, learn it

  • @Unf0rget
    @Unf0rget 5 років тому +401

    I really dont get how people say a character 'isn't 'for you.'
    For decades cinema has made characters that feel like their traits despite not sharing my skin tone, we've grown up on cartoons where characters are relatable despite not being visually like us. Static shock, jakcie chan adventures, and more.
    So when a movie has a forgettable character, lacking the same anatomy is the smallest excuse on the shelf for that character being forgettable and bland. The entire point of cinema is to bring people into the shoes of the protagonist and relate to them. I've never been a soldier, a lawyer, a doctor, a whatever, so why does not being a woman keep cinema from making relatable women? From making good women heroes?
    Personally my theory is that they lack examples. Everyone knows how to write a character they've seen a hundred times before. But when it comes to super powered women there are very few examples and it seems like no one behind the reigns are making good design choices.
    Another glaring issue is people want a lot of different types of characters yet these movies have only a couple women to half a dozen guys or more. How are a couple of women supposed to fill in a variety of character types when every audience member has different expectations? Love and sexiness usually ends up as the most marketable trait and oops, out of women characters, cant do more.
    We have generations of male characters being made to appeal to both genders, and succeeding in doing so. Its time to start doing that with women and step one is to make more than just one character so the love interest bullet gets sunk without taking out the only tits on stage.

    • @thetruedarksoul168
      @thetruedarksoul168 5 років тому +44

      SantaFire ` there’s the point of no relatability, and the added point that literally NO ONE asked for a captain marvel film. In the comics she’s basically a villain forced to be a hero who only wants to solve things her way. With force or power.
      Who thought that was a good idea? Seriously??

    • @raze2012_
      @raze2012_ 5 років тому +24

      @@thetruedarksoul168 tbf I didn't ask for GotG, Dr. Strange nor ant-man neither. But I love 2/3 of them now (I guess if you wanna be precise, 5/8 or something like that). Movies are a great way to build awareness for new heroes. Seems like Shazam may be that case for DC soon too

    • @thetruedarksoul168
      @thetruedarksoul168 5 років тому +25

      raze2012 the difference is that those characters are likeable and appreciated by many. Captain marvel is disliked by everyone everywhere.

    • @jaytb5815
      @jaytb5815 5 років тому +16

      The Movie "Gifted" had a better female protagonist.
      I relate to her and I'm a *black boy.*

    • @ihatepewdiepiev2419
      @ihatepewdiepiev2419 5 років тому +5

      because women are not generaly interesting

  • @PkmariO64
    @PkmariO64 5 років тому +1311

    When DC actually makes a better movie for once.

  • @pumpkin2986
    @pumpkin2986 3 роки тому +4

    I liked the cat XD
    Kinda dumb that's how Fury lost his eye, but I like the fact they included it as a character, it brought a little goofy-ness to the film

  • @meddler-gz1ks
    @meddler-gz1ks 2 роки тому +4

    "gender is irrelevant, what matters is that in this sequence Diana cemented herself as a cinematic icon, and a true hero." this quote hit harder than the entirety of that movie, bless this channel

  • @seanfahey8485
    @seanfahey8485 5 років тому +159

    I really hope Captain Marvel doesn't just swoop in and beat the shit out of thanos with no thought or ceremony like Superman and Steppenwolf in Justice League. Endgame should be heavily orientated around the avengers and the team and how each member must collaborate and contribute to defeating Thanos. Y'know kind of like how they did on titan in infinity war. Captain Marvel flying in and invalidating the team's efforts by just being so OP as to wreck Thanos in a few minutes even though he's SUPPOSED to be the most powerful being in the universe would really ruin the entire story the MCU has been building this whole time, as well as falling flat as a female empowerment message.

    • @thoranzalarvhazen4250
      @thoranzalarvhazen4250 5 років тому +25

      I keep telling people this because people keep saying this, but basically, there is literally nothing to worry about. It is LITERALLY stated in Robert Downy Jr's contract that his character /CAN NOT BE UPSTAGED BY ANY OTHER SUPER HERO DURING THE FINAL FIGHT WITH THANOS/. It's LITERALLY part of the legal agreement because he made them put that in there or else he wasn't going to sign on. It was established even before the script was finished.
      If they do something lame, and have this new hero come out of nowhere and steal the show from him, he can LITERALLY sue Disney because it's LITERALLY stated in the agreement that this cannot happen. Basically, we know beyond the shadow of a doubt that Iron Man gets the kill shot in some way, probably sacrificing himself in some way.
      It sounds really egotistical, but honestly at this point, having it any other way would be BAD WRITING through and through and there would be no way to get around that. Iron Man's character has lost so much, he has the most complicated character arc out of all of these other characters, this is HIS story more than any of theirs and HE absolutely is the KING of Marvel right now - his film literally kicked off the true MCU. All these other movies exist basically because of what HE started, and through out all these films, his loss is easily more real than any other characters. It would be just wrong to NOT have him be the center of it all in the end.

    • @seanfahey8485
      @seanfahey8485 5 років тому

      @@thoranzalarvhazen4250 well, he was probably not upstaged in infinity war, except for maybe Dr Strange. You sure they dont mean that?

    • @ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom
      @ThePrinceofHisOwnKingdom 5 років тому

      @@seanfahey8485 Tony got Thanos drop a blood.

    • @thoranzalarvhazen4250
      @thoranzalarvhazen4250 5 років тому

      @@seanfahey8485 No, I'm pretty sure it's for his contract in End Game and it may have been agreed on even before Infinity War finished. Basically there's a line in there where he demands to get the killing blow on Thanos.

    • @GabrielIgnacio
      @GabrielIgnacio 5 років тому +5

      @@thoranzalarvhazen4250 I never knew that Tony's contract stated anything regarding that but I had already figured that Stark was essentially 'the' main character for a majority of the true MCU.
      That being said, it's gonna be pretty sad once he departs, at least in terms of having a main role

  • @Patthewwonis
    @Patthewwonis 5 років тому +367

    Everyone seems to be forgetting that she’s about to be Russo’d. We should all be very excited because we’ve all seen what they’ve done for Stark, Thor, Cap, and Thanos.

    • @James-wn4fc
      @James-wn4fc 5 років тому +117

      Don't forget Doctor Strange, he was way more interesting in Infinity War than in his own movie. Hell even Black Panther was better in Civil War.

    • @Patthewwonis
      @Patthewwonis 5 років тому +59

      James true - if there’s one thing we can count on the Russo’s for, it’s that captain marvel will be a lot more interesting and if she is the one to defeat Thanos, they’ll do it in a way that isn’t completely unsatisfactory, probably all the avengers will play crucial roles and maybe it won’t be her at all

    • @niamhmorrissey2187
      @niamhmorrissey2187 5 років тому +43

      The question is, will it last?
      Thor's change came from Ragnarok. Not Infinity War, that was just continuing the Ragnarok version. The same with Iron Man being a continuation of Tony Starks evolution over the past 10 years.
      They definitely made Captain America & Thanos more interesting, but apparently Endgame is the Russos' last comic book film. After Endgame, these characters are gonna be in different hands.
      Just look at Spiderman, first he was under the Russos for Civil War, and he was great. Then he was under Jon Watts for Homecoming, which sucked. Then the Russos again for Infinity War which was also great. But now he's back under Jon Watts after Endgame.
      They could make Captain Marvel likeable in Endgame, but the real question is how long will she remain that way?

    • @Patthewwonis
      @Patthewwonis 5 років тому +8

      Yeetimus Prime Thor was still different in IW, he was a lot more grounded and emotional while not being super jarring. And I think it will personally, CM had the disadvantage of starting her from scratch, if the Russo’s do good then the sequel will have a better character to work with

    • @cannon5043
      @cannon5043 5 років тому +24

      Yeetimus Prime Homecoming sucked? WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?! Bad protagonist? No, Peter is enjoyable and likable. Bad villain? No, Vulture ties directly to peter's love interest and defeating the vulture changes peters 'so life potentially forever. Bad story? No the writing was amazing. Check out some actual reviews of Homcoming before you try and use it as a tool to prove your point lol.

  • @sawyer6264
    @sawyer6264 Рік тому +3

    I used to think this movie was pretty good, but now I’m realizing that I was just blinded from Marvel over saturation

  • @hurricanejay1777
    @hurricanejay1777 3 роки тому +7

    I really really really loved her "I don't have to prove myself" scene with Yonn Rog. That was the most empowered I felt. I liked the movie despite its flaws. I get that it's not well written but I still enjoyed it.

  • @teddypickr7869
    @teddypickr7869 5 років тому +830

    I really liked Captain Marvel but now that you point it out, the story was kind of bland. I still like it though.
    Also, we can all agree that Goose is the best character.

    • @MrFearless
      @MrFearless 5 років тому +45

      Goose is the best character in any and every marvel movie

    • @MiorAkif
      @MiorAkif 5 років тому +33

      @@granth2839 best not say that to Goose's face

    • @Schlumbuo
      @Schlumbuo 5 років тому +5

      neon saturn hah hah cat alien funny

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 5 років тому +11

      Not gonna lie. The gag alien cat character is more likable than the main character... and I ask you: Why? Why? Really, why?

    • @broseidon1658
      @broseidon1658 5 років тому +9

      Yeah, I like movie, but it IS bland.

  • @chickentenders697
    @chickentenders697 5 років тому +354

    They just Made this movie Cause most of their characters died and they need more characters. CHANGE MY MIND.

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 5 років тому +87

      I agree.
      Also i HIGHLY doubt that captain marvel will beat thanos. Since endgame is the finale OF THE AVENGERS story. So she's probably a red herring/ might die in a fight with thanos. Especially since the Russos are directing and they love make twists and red herrings.

    • @anasevi9456
      @anasevi9456 5 років тому +27

      clearly the good writers died too. Big corporations monetising progressivism [as if this movie premise would have been 'unthinkable' in the 1990s, lol yeah right] has done more to damage it than the conservative right ever could hope to.

    • @watakashe6072
      @watakashe6072 5 років тому +11

      They're coming back though. It's the main Avengers that we have right now that will probably die.

    • @thatonea-hole
      @thatonea-hole 5 років тому +5

      @@watakashe6072
      Or they might you know retire.

    • @watakashe6072
      @watakashe6072 5 років тому +5

      @@thatonea-hole
      Yeah whatever, I mean they just won't be a part of the Avengers anymore, that's my point.

  • @anguseverist4178
    @anguseverist4178 2 роки тому +3

    "I hope the infinity stones get annihilated in Endgame cause, wow, are they getting old"
    Lmao.

  • @mariahkitsune3625
    @mariahkitsune3625 3 роки тому +3

    I used the stones to destroy the stones.

  • @thepedrothethethe6151
    @thepedrothethethe6151 5 років тому +101

    Marvel should make a movie about Nicholas Fury during the Cold War, Samuel L. Jackson’s acting was the best in the movie.

  • @kylealbert3952
    @kylealbert3952 5 років тому +538

    Eh, it’s harmless.
    But Shazam is way better. We thank you electric Flint Ryder for improving the DCEU

    • @jetpackblues9193
      @jetpackblues9193 5 років тому +62

      Yeah. I was actually a bit worried it would be cringey because of the more modern aspects it contains, but it did a pretty good job actually.

    • @baeah3021
      @baeah3021 5 років тому +55

      I will now exclusively call Shazam “electric Flynn rider” that is POETRY

    • @Boomie_365
      @Boomie_365 5 років тому +1

      @@baeah3021 or, superpower intersect?

    • @spooderduder8695
      @spooderduder8695 5 років тому +14

      Shazam was pretty good! CGI to me got a slight choppy at some points but I’ve seen venoms final fight scene and THAT cgi messes with my head 😂

    • @zemorlockwarlock8791
      @zemorlockwarlock8791 5 років тому +15

      exactly this. The movie is perfectly harmless. It didn't really do anything to justify any hate it gets, it just wasn't really that good.

  • @czarthetsar2968
    @czarthetsar2968 4 роки тому +4

    I loved finding out the reason for his eye-scar-thing was just an alien cat

  • @Aegician
    @Aegician 4 роки тому +17

    What if you watched captain marvel and thought it was good
    But Schaffrillas says
    No

    • @ynog0978
      @ynog0978 4 роки тому +3

      Tbh I don't think anyone would think that's a good movie
      Except for like feminists maybe idk

    • @katarinacarrico7887
      @katarinacarrico7887 4 роки тому +1

      @@ynog0978 According to the reviews, I'm pretty sure feminists hate it, too.

    • @ynog0978
      @ynog0978 4 роки тому

      @@katarinacarrico7887 welp good for them

    • @rileysnyder611
      @rileysnyder611 3 роки тому

      I liked it

    • @nirowat6048
      @nirowat6048 3 роки тому

      @@ynog0978 i am relatively conservative but i liked it idk i liked nick fury and goose and the twist was well done i thought.But after rewatching now I think it was ok not too good. Brie larson is not a bad person really there was a lot of potential

  • @CosmicThePig
    @CosmicThePig 5 років тому +107

    Pokémon Detective Pikachu.
    That’s all I’m saying.

    • @TheRibottoStudios
      @TheRibottoStudios 5 років тому +7

      Best movie of 2019

    • @GojiBR2004
      @GojiBR2004 5 років тому +3

      @@TheRibottoStudios Actually that title goes to Godzilla: King of the Monsters

    • @MisterHeroman
      @MisterHeroman 5 років тому +2

      Shazam, Pikachu, Godzilla
      The holy trinity of Spring 2019. Let us pray.

  • @snbsixteen6stars201
    @snbsixteen6stars201 5 років тому +92

    This teenage girl that saved the Cinema needs her own movie that's better then this

  • @infinitepotential9190
    @infinitepotential9190 3 роки тому +8

    If you overhype something it disappoints your experience

  • @nixthelapin9869
    @nixthelapin9869 3 роки тому +4

    The thing that bothered me most about the movie was how the flashbacks all featured some form of misogyny that she faced Tom she her seem like a girl boss, but nothing in her arc (or the plot I guess) had anything to do with her gender. The Cree didn’t discriminate her, they even had other women in their ranks. Her story had nothing to do Sutherland bring a woman, yet they shoved in those flashbacks to be woke. Very disappointing.

  • @atomicwinter530
    @atomicwinter530 5 років тому +95

    Marvel: here’s a cool character that we won’t explore at all
    People: you wot

  • @mileswilkie
    @mileswilkie 5 років тому +106

    Trust me, reading the comics, Carol Danvers doesn't have much more of a personality, at least not in the past few years. Her thing has turned into that she's a woman and she's strong and she has short hair. That's where all the controversy started, boring comics that are more identity pushing than any story

    • @adamb2216
      @adamb2216 5 років тому +1

      I would concur. One thing that gets me in her books is how self satisfied she is with herself.

    • @ReptarTheUgly
      @ReptarTheUgly 5 років тому +6

      She was also a villain in civil war part 2. She fucked and older version of her son or was raped. Her comics have failed every time they try and reboot her. Original version of Captain Marvel was atleast sexy and spunky.

    • @Nassit-Gnuoy
      @Nassit-Gnuoy 5 років тому +1

      Jaime Ruiz I liked her a lot in Avengers EMH cartoon.

    • @adamb2216
      @adamb2216 5 років тому

      Tissan Young yeah under no circumstances am I, speaking for myself, saying that Carol Danvers captain marvel can’t be great or done well. She absolutely can.

    • @boxtupos7718
      @boxtupos7718 5 років тому +1

      @@ReptarTheUgly That was when she was Ms. Marvel, where she was actually written better.
      The last scene in that book was awesome, where everyone was partying after their "victory", and she justs bursts out on all of them.
      When she was rebranded as Captain Marvel, she now had 9 reboots in the 7 years.

  • @CandyJackalope
    @CandyJackalope 5 років тому +7

    Black Widow or Scarlet Witch would both have been better first female Superhero MCU movies
    Edit: Ok I saw neither but I hear Wanda Vision was good and Black Widow was not that good

  • @HaydnBuchanan
    @HaydnBuchanan Рік тому +1

    went to see no way home and had to go out to tell them the projector was out of focus .. waited a little bit to see if it wasn’t just me, but felt it was, and was the first to step up 😏