Enslaving Villagers for my Silly Parlor Tricks

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  • Опубліковано 1 сер 2024
  • It's time to put Minecraft Villagers to work! Here are a bunch of fun new 1.14+ tricks to get Villagers to work for you! Fancy block detectors, AI scripting, personal butler and more!
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  • @TapL
    @TapL 5 років тому +7451

    Enslaving villagers by giving them actual lives?! You monster.

    • @HueHanaejistla
      @HueHanaejistla 5 років тому +55

      hello there TapL

    • @jacobmosier3816
      @jacobmosier3816 5 років тому +61

      when talp gets 8 likes in 6 hours
      :L

    • @rensaito9009
      @rensaito9009 5 років тому +30

      Omg what is TapL doing here, r u working on 1.14 survival?

    • @valk6411
      @valk6411 5 років тому +7

      Hi

    • @meinfisch2056
      @meinfisch2056 5 років тому +11

      TapL no whey WHY R U HERE

  • @sirjgn4868
    @sirjgn4868 5 років тому +5460

    "gotta stop them moving!"
    *Casually rams a shard of glass into the Villager's face*

  • @MyCallAsz
    @MyCallAsz 5 років тому +2960

    Sethbling: I created minecraft in minecraft
    PhoenixSC: I created cursed minecraft images
    SimplySarc: *I created slavery in minecraft*

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 5 років тому +29

      Guy: i made a arm out of legos

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 5 років тому +5

      @Ida-Maree Sherman nice

    • @aa-cx5tz
      @aa-cx5tz 5 років тому +15

      Me: I use mods to turn the nether and end into animals

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 5 років тому +4

      @@aa-cx5tz you what?

    • @aelovesya
      @aelovesya 5 років тому +19

      Simplyscar: I created slave villagers
      RTgame: I forced everyone to be my slave

  • @Nate3417
    @Nate3417 5 років тому +474

    "Enslave" is a strong word.
    I prefer "volunteer."

  • @PopLopChop
    @PopLopChop 5 років тому +4457

    Day 25
    This man has done it again.. he took my job, my family, and... MY EMERALDS!

    • @mariogonzalez4928
      @mariogonzalez4928 5 років тому +23

      My comment is arbitrary, and irrelevant to this video

    • @xtrmsword7127
      @xtrmsword7127 5 років тому +11

      Mario Gonzalez my interest is piqued and now I can only pray it isn’t a trap

    • @drewwatchesyt
      @drewwatchesyt 5 років тому +4

      Xtrm Sword - Same here

    •  5 років тому +5

      In villager eyes emeralds are les rarer than dirt

    • @flamo3961
      @flamo3961 5 років тому +6

      And my wood!

  • @epic420master2
    @epic420master2 5 років тому +2222

    I love the art style of your thumbnails

    • @Alexx--
      @Alexx-- 5 років тому +26

      Glad im not the only one

    • @abreloom1367
      @abreloom1367 5 років тому +30

      Its very pleasing to the eyes

    • @cryinglennyc2980
      @cryinglennyc2980 5 років тому +18

      Who makes them tho?

    • @haykg
      @haykg 5 років тому +7

      epic 420 master This videos thumbnail made me sad for some reason lol

    • @championazhan2180
      @championazhan2180 5 років тому +8

      They should make a texture pack with that art style

  • @billythemillipede6102
    @billythemillipede6102 5 років тому +279

    Holy shit
    You just impaled that villager right in the forehead with a glass rod

  • @awaffleswag
    @awaffleswag 5 років тому +273

    *new update releases*
    Makes villagers more human
    Us: yeah but how do we further manipulate them

  • @fatsnutsos4278
    @fatsnutsos4278 5 років тому +1317

    I didn't expect you to enslave beings in Minecraft, I mean come on Sarc.

    • @json_file
      @json_file 5 років тому +12

      Turtl3 Nugg3t What you mean, there’s a lot of villager farms that is technically enslaving. And that is some woke stuff.

    • @shader1xderp778
      @shader1xderp778 5 років тому +26

      Should have done it the traditional route down in Africa smh

    • @cakecreep2491
      @cakecreep2491 5 років тому +2

      Lol I was the 666th like

    • @fatsnutsos4278
      @fatsnutsos4278 4 роки тому +1

      It's a joke
      And I'm kind of a hypocryte cuz' i've got a world with multiple villager related/ using villagers farms

    • @victoriagargett9801
      @victoriagargett9801 3 роки тому +1

      Sarc didn't expect you to comment

  • @wyrda1602
    @wyrda1602 5 років тому +1183

    Everyone: Hey, villagers got some new features that's pretty cool.
    SimplySarc: DID ANYONE SAY SLAVES!?

    • @froggers8945
      @froggers8945 5 років тому +5

      oh no

    • @cuvsly
      @cuvsly 5 років тому +7

      Mojang:Villager's AI's actually make them fight for themselves
      SimplySarc:did anybody say *Diamonds for free?*

  • @SloyXP
    @SloyXP 5 років тому +392

    Hack 2 illustrates perfectly just how far Sarc will go to JUST NOT USE THE ITEM FRAMES

    • @Hubbling
      @Hubbling 5 років тому +6

      Hi Zloy! Love Hermitcraft Recap!

    • @yegorgribenuke6853
      @yegorgribenuke6853 5 років тому

      Kogda esche starbach? Mi zhdem....

    • @LarryLabsta
      @LarryLabsta 5 років тому +1

      Hey zloy love HCR Hermitcraft Recap and TB

    • @siontopps4375
      @siontopps4375 5 років тому +1

      I read this in your voice lol

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 5 років тому +12

      The invisible villagers holding blocks _does_ look better than item frames though...

  • @surayaa5680
    @surayaa5680 5 років тому +281

    Abraham Lincoln from his grave: _Interesting_

  • @sinsnooby9996
    @sinsnooby9996 5 років тому +43

    1918: In the future we will have flying cars!
    2019: Enslaving villagers in minecraft

  • @marcelineraber
    @marcelineraber 5 років тому +152

    Librarian 1: You took everything from me!
    Librarian 2: I don't even know who you are.

    • @CatoonaTheMaster
      @CatoonaTheMaster 4 роки тому +1

      Villager waiting for the 2nd one to die.
      *bored in a house bored in a house bored.*

  • @InTheBeginningTheUniverseWas
    @InTheBeginningTheUniverseWas 5 років тому +62

    Mojang: HAHA! we finally fixed iron farms
    Sarc: ...okay then, enslaving villagers it is.

    • @justrcd
      @justrcd 5 років тому +5

      sarc: So you have chosen...slavery

  • @Forester_Master
    @Forester_Master 5 років тому +62

    I died when you shove glass panes at a villager lol.

    • @NRse99
      @NRse99 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, so did the villager 🥲

  • @apig
    @apig 5 років тому +418

    How did you get the villager roasting over the campfire?
    I'm.. uh.... asking for a friend.....

    • @dylandang
      @dylandang 5 років тому +65

      Alexander Nolen probably a villager named dinnerbone with noGravity and NoAI

    • @apig
      @apig 5 років тому +10

      __xXEPIC_BeastSlayer69Xx__ thanks

    • @patrickstar6533
      @patrickstar6533 5 років тому +55

      Make a little hanging station, put 2 fences 4 blocks above the cauldron, then a barrier 2 blocks above the cauldron, get a villager and name it Grumm or Dinnerbone, then you could put barriers around the villager.

    • @cia4243
      @cia4243 5 років тому +12

      __xXEPIC_BeastSlayer69Xx__ Patrick star has a simpler answer

    • @apig
      @apig 5 років тому +2

      Patrick Star thanks for helping me.. my friend.

  • @kikivoorburg
    @kikivoorburg 5 років тому +1153

    Another upload so soon?? I'm in heaven!

  • @bread5020
    @bread5020 5 років тому +337

    so they dont like being unemployed?
    me: *brings villager to real life*
    *unemployment rate drops to 0%*

    • @americanninja915
      @americanninja915 5 років тому +10

      that profile pic gives me memories on that vid

    • @bread5020
      @bread5020 5 років тому +8

      @@americanninja915 scout engineer day?

    • @americanninja915
      @americanninja915 5 років тому +8

      Baguetteball yee

    • @americanninja915
      @americanninja915 5 років тому +4

      Baguetteball had a comment that got 280 likes there 🙂

    • @freddie2297
      @freddie2297 4 роки тому +1

      @@americanninja915 did u really just brag about 280 likes on a comment ...

  • @dramwertz4833
    @dramwertz4833 5 років тому +35

    You dont have to remember your protective mazes in your base anymore. Just follow a villager who solves it XD

  • @jakei3984
    @jakei3984 5 років тому +408

    I miss you having lots of videos out, but having one high quality one out really makes my day to see it and makes it worth the wait so keep it up!

  • @Skysupercharged
    @Skysupercharged 5 років тому +41

    Casual Slavery - The Movie
    (Made in Minecraft for legal reasons)

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 5 років тому +374

    “Villages? Never heard of them, I think you mean concentration camps”

  • @jaden6011
    @jaden6011 5 років тому +19

    1865 : _slavery is over!_
    2019 : *SimplySarc brings back slavery*

  • @infernox1099
    @infernox1099 5 років тому +270

    "At least 20% cooler"
    Hmm, I most definitely wonder what you mean by that :thinking:

    • @sharpack
      @sharpack 5 років тому +14

      Oop, your discord leaked a bit

    • @jambie
      @jambie 5 років тому +1

      @@sharpack lol ur right

    • @nuklearboysymbiote
      @nuklearboysymbiote 5 років тому +3

      Hey fellow dishonored fan

    • @PainoMailo
      @PainoMailo 5 років тому +28

      horse reference

    • @eltonjfernandes2651
      @eltonjfernandes2651 5 років тому +17

      interesting phrasing to be sure
      tiny pone

  • @indecisivecountdooku1340
    @indecisivecountdooku1340 5 років тому +427

    I am the new founder of the organization P.E.T.V.
    I have always advocated for the ethical treatment of Villagers, and now I hope many more people will help me to stop this cruelty.
    *_Proceeds to bomb all the Villages because they MIGHT be raided or zombified_*

    • @atwistedcat6233
      @atwistedcat6233 5 років тому +57

      @@nw3473 modern problems require modern solutions

    • @-Faris-
      @-Faris- 5 років тому +40

      A safe village is a destroyed village!
      * whips out flint and steel *

    • @jackeroni216
      @jackeroni216 5 років тому +18

      let’s remove anti-villager language

    • @KashTheGamerYT
      @KashTheGamerYT 5 років тому +19

      *DISLIKED BY THE PILLAGER GANG*

    • @froggers8945
      @froggers8945 5 років тому +5

      o>o

  • @JuniperHatesTwitterlikeHandles
    @JuniperHatesTwitterlikeHandles 5 років тому +23

    I feel like there's a way to make long distance wireless redstone with this...

    • @Lumberjack_king
      @Lumberjack_king 3 роки тому +1

      Neat but useless now because cc update i know this comment was made a year ago

    • @MCmonstructUK
      @MCmonstructUK 3 роки тому

      Its called sculk....

    • @JuniperHatesTwitterlikeHandles
      @JuniperHatesTwitterlikeHandles 3 роки тому +4

      @@MCmonstructUK oh huh, wierd i must have forgotten about sculk sensors one year ago when i posted this comment.

    • @emenova3553
      @emenova3553 3 роки тому

      @@JuniperHatesTwitterlikeHandles nah it wasnt announced when you posted it

    • @JuniperHatesTwitterlikeHandles
      @JuniperHatesTwitterlikeHandles 3 роки тому +1

      @@emenova3553 Oh thanks, i didnt know, I posted this comment in a fugue state one year ago, and have no memory of the occasion now. Although sculk sensors hadn't been revealed at the time, i'm afraid i still could have forgotten to mention them, as i am pretty sure their eventual existence had been revealed to me in a prophetic dream. Although, again, I have no memory of that time in my life, when i did eventually come to there were 10 notebooks by my bedside table filled with detailed descriptions of future minecraft updates. So it's really inexcusable i didnt mention sculk sensors in my original comment.

  • @stefanm.734
    @stefanm.734 4 роки тому +8

    "We're going to enslave villagers...just for the fun of it." - SimplySarc, 2019

  • @opNeptune
    @opNeptune 5 років тому +708

    *Kim Jong Un wants to know your location*

    • @pugxley3957
      @pugxley3957 5 років тому +1

      Cool

    • @froggers8945
      @froggers8945 5 років тому

      who

    • @pugxley3957
      @pugxley3957 5 років тому

      Wot?

    • @sumcheeze
      @sumcheeze 5 років тому +5

      @@froggers8945 yall dumbasses, that's the leader of north korea...

    • @justdrafty7230
      @justdrafty7230 5 років тому +1

      Water Demon Gaming Calm down he isn’t American so he is getting threatened to be bombed

  • @osmo2384
    @osmo2384 5 років тому +151

    I love the presentation of your videos, I don't know exactly what it is but there's something about them that's just so nice and satisfying.

    • @ridackle1333
      @ridackle1333 5 років тому +2

      He makes it really easy to understand any concept

    • @Prismate
      @Prismate 5 років тому +4

      He doesn’t drag out the video and explains only the important stuff.

    • @aez504
      @aez504 5 років тому +3

      it's like grian's

  • @kadenbilliot9192
    @kadenbilliot9192 5 років тому +10

    7:12 Christian server admins when you say frick

  • @cyanity1017
    @cyanity1017 5 років тому +18

    7:12
    Lecturn: exists
    Villager: *SONIC SPEED*

  • @powerofthec5908
    @powerofthec5908 5 років тому +215

    Britain: NOW THATS A GOOD IDEA!!!!

    • @IdRatherNotHaveAHandleThankYou
      @IdRatherNotHaveAHandleThankYou 5 років тому +5

      Why do people make comments like this? We abandoned Slavery before the USA and didn't have to break up into civil war over it.

    • @commentingcommenter1230
      @commentingcommenter1230 5 років тому +18

      @@IdRatherNotHaveAHandleThankYou 1. The Brits started the Atlantic Triangular Slave Trade 2. I'm American and don't get salty over internet jokes like these, just be happy slavery doesn't exist today!

    • @IdRatherNotHaveAHandleThankYou
      @IdRatherNotHaveAHandleThankYou 5 років тому +3

      Commenting Commenter A quick google search disproves this. www.google.com/search?q=which%20country%20started%20the%20atlantic%20slave%20trade&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-m#sbfbu=1&pi=which%20country%20started%20the%20atlantic%20slave%20trade

    • @profilepicture828
      @profilepicture828 5 років тому +15

      internet person lol immediately after abandoning slavery you decided that you had tons of Indians at your disposal and made them do work for very little pay. You may have quit slavery before but then you did something almost as bad, like what the Qataris are doing today

    • @profilepicture828
      @profilepicture828 5 років тому

      Commenting Commenter the Portuguese started the slave trade not the British once the other powers found out then they started doing it too

  • @yarrowplant
    @yarrowplant 5 років тому +96

    Iron Golem: *YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL*

    • @froggers8945
      @froggers8945 5 років тому +1

      I do indeed! ovo 🔪

    • @SrDerp-rj2ip
      @SrDerp-rj2ip 5 років тому +1

      Me, having killed many iron golems bare handed: **Laughs in hit then run and repeat.**

    • @nathanieldoggett7992
      @nathanieldoggett7992 5 років тому +1

      A GOD OF OLYMPUS?!

  • @Nasif_tg
    @Nasif_tg 5 років тому +2

    11:04
    Villager: IM BAT MANN

  • @RedNomster
    @RedNomster 5 років тому +10

    *Nice!* Would be fun to design a Survival adventure map for once, this opens up tons of possibilities. I do have a question though..
    For instance, villagers could travel across several chunks in some pseudo city, but keeping the villager's mind's separate would be hell though. You'd have to ensure villager #1 has a role until villager #2 (who has no role) reaches their role, which means there can't really be more than 1 villager in motion at a time right? At least not in a 32 block radius, which would somehow make a custom city feel less alive than a normal Minecraft village

  • @RST
    @RST 5 років тому +7

    10:04
    Shadow Villager: I am a shadow, the true self.
    Villager: You're not me!

    • @heroponriki518
      @heroponriki518 5 років тому +2

      _Ill face myself plays_ Frick

    • @lexthemystic3541
      @lexthemystic3541 5 років тому

      I am thou, thou art I, from the sea of thy soul I come!

  • @josiahembry6231
    @josiahembry6231 5 років тому +13

    "...at least 20% cooler"
    Awesome. yay~

  • @schizophreniagaming1187
    @schizophreniagaming1187 4 роки тому +7

    The British Empire: "I tip my hat to you, one legend to another"
    SimplySarc:

  • @doomi_nukem
    @doomi_nukem 5 років тому +2

    3:48 Ganondorf in twilight princess

  • @JtheTree
    @JtheTree 5 років тому +3

    so i made a full community of villigers using some of these tricks each with scedules there is a priest 2 blacksmiths a merchant and a butcher a gardner and fisherman

  • @26j9isnotarealperson
    @26j9isnotarealperson 5 років тому +14

    Nobody:
    Minecraft UA-camrs in 2019: Enslaving Villagers to do my Silly Parlor Tricks

  • @proxxgeo1054
    @proxxgeo1054 5 років тому +5

    You can use data entity command to change its block job site even if there isn’t really one there

  • @OGsploorp
    @OGsploorp 5 років тому +2

    the lord has returned.

  • @horatioyen256
    @horatioyen256 5 років тому +3

    i love how even when 1.14 is an update meant to help the villagers we find a way to exploit them

  • @enrico3769
    @enrico3769 5 років тому +27

    Great video!
    Couldnt you make an actual draw bridge with a zombie that activates a redstone signal when the villager comes near him (because you ringed the bell)

  • @james14294
    @james14294 5 років тому

    using the pathfinding to a job explained at 6:15 , you could make a maze, and have the player use switches and pistons to "guide" the villager to the exit. There are soo many minigames you could make using this stuff

  • @anglorgman3140
    @anglorgman3140 5 років тому +7

    Should've had a disclaimer about no villagers being hurt

    • @awesomemantroll1088
      @awesomemantroll1088 4 роки тому +1

      He... literally set one on fire...

    • @marysartr
      @marysartr 3 роки тому

      @@awesomemantroll1088 he was just following orders

  • @wzrd5572
    @wzrd5572 5 років тому +3

    10:55
    fair enough, whatever floats your boat

  • @juliecope1083
    @juliecope1083 5 років тому +8

    1863: Lincoln puts a end to slavery. 2019: slavery is brought back by SimplySarc
    .
    :Lincoln: ''Excuse Me?''

  • @sinsnooby9996
    @sinsnooby9996 5 років тому +1

    4:03 thats honestly really cool
    If i didnt know you could do that and someone said "I used command blocks to do that" I would believe them
    Well done!

  • @blueducky1
    @blueducky1 3 роки тому

    I really like that idea of giving villagers a routine w/o using commands. Sounds like a fun survival project

  • @glacialguy5889
    @glacialguy5889 4 роки тому +4

    He sounds like the geico gecko doing a Minecraft let’s play

  • @Euporia21
    @Euporia21 5 років тому +12

    Sarc could be on hermitcraft season 7 if he keeps this up

  • @SFYRl
    @SFYRl 5 років тому

    We could also use the job profession stuff for the drawbridge, with the added advantage that other villagers nearby won’t be interfered by a bell. With some redstone wiring you can request passage by the press of a button and you can decide on which side the villager stays!

  • @user-oj3cz6jq3r
    @user-oj3cz6jq3r 5 років тому

    This could make lava/water moats around your base a lot more useful! You could make the villager step on the pressure plate when an enemy builds a bridge over your moat. Which could then activate traps or warn you.

  • @quiteabizarreone6441
    @quiteabizarreone6441 5 років тому +3

    We're glad you're back Sarc please don't leave for another 10 months

  • @samteinert106
    @samteinert106 5 років тому +12

    That draw bridge is smart...

  • @funnylaughed7423
    @funnylaughed7423 3 роки тому +1

    "If you impail the villagers with a shard of glass, it stops them from moving and looking around. And breathing."

  • @acbonekki9321
    @acbonekki9321 5 років тому

    By using the path finding tricks you could essentially create a decorative factory with villagers running through bridges or paths. That'd be pretty cool.

  • @synergous571
    @synergous571 5 років тому +20

    No one:
    Simplysarc: Enslaving villagers in minecraft

  • @אוריה-בושי-לוין
    @אוריה-בושי-לוין 5 років тому +135

    Their AI sometimes is so damn annoying

    • @duckyjoel5373
      @duckyjoel5373 5 років тому +21

      What about you?
      You destroy this world, you kill innocent mobs, and you burn down houses!
      Now tell me
      Who's the real monster?

    • @waso-suwi
      @waso-suwi 5 років тому +5

      @@duckyjoel5373 I never burn down houses, I make sure to plant trees back once mined, and I take care of the world.

    • @duckyjoel5373
      @duckyjoel5373 5 років тому +10

      @@waso-suwi hope you get good trades then

    • @diegoveladizchavez401
      @diegoveladizchavez401 5 років тому

      @@duckyjoel5373 But still! Your AI is very stupid, despite ringing the bell during a raid you guys don't go to your houses and just spin around outside your houses exposed to be killed

    • @duckyjoel5373
      @duckyjoel5373 5 років тому +8

      @@diegoveladizchavez401 you've died to a creeper multiple times, and you've at least hit a pigman once and died

  • @yourlocalpharmacist7679
    @yourlocalpharmacist7679 4 роки тому

    10:25
    That one villager: *you spin me right round baby right round like a record playing-*

  • @jarbackk447
    @jarbackk447 3 роки тому

    The villager pathfinding bridge thing is actually kinda neat, you can detect when a player is trying to build a bridge and essentially make a trap around that

  • @awrsish
    @awrsish 5 років тому +31

    can we get an F for his monetization

    • @rizzar
      @rizzar 5 років тому

      No wonder why he changed the title..

    • @STFwrinkle
      @STFwrinkle 5 років тому

      What was the title

    • @rizzar
      @rizzar 5 років тому +1

      @@STFwrinkle it was something about slaving. Silly parlor tricks wasn't there before

    • @TheDixieDerg
      @TheDixieDerg 5 років тому

      F

  • @sovietbird6658
    @sovietbird6658 5 років тому +5

    Me: *sees video*
    Communist part of me me: Gulag?

  • @archangelstyx7828
    @archangelstyx7828 5 років тому

    I created a Whiterun-like hold on a hill overlooking a village and as Jarl, I've employed various town's people to work for me and live in my keep's basement.

  • @Lordstrike72
    @Lordstrike72 5 років тому +2

    Don’t normally comment but wanted to say- all your uploads are consistently mind blowing, with so many ideas no one has ever thought of. Always makes me super excited to go back to the game. Thanks so much!

    • @SimplySarc
      @SimplySarc  5 років тому +1

      Cheers dude, glad you're enjoying them :)

  • @Dorkable666
    @Dorkable666 5 років тому +39

    villager 3: dosent seed...
    fricken why sarc why?!?!??!

    • @veziusthethird
      @veziusthethird 5 років тому +2

      yea, he doesn't do work on the farm duh

  • @PentaromaLMA0
    @PentaromaLMA0 5 років тому +4

    Next video:"Enslaving Pillagers"

  • @jakeygoat
    @jakeygoat 5 років тому

    These are actually really cool ideas that I'd have never thought of. Really neat ways to manipulate them into whatever you want

  • @Theo-ki3lu
    @Theo-ki3lu 5 років тому

    youre such a massive
    over animator (for the thumnails)
    over director (for the shots and scenes)
    and over editor (for the overall video)
    and I freaking love it

  • @WanderingEclipse
    @WanderingEclipse 5 років тому +62

    SimplySarc: *Enslaves villagers*
    UA-cam: *I think Imma demonetize this*

    • @tristanelstrom3632
      @tristanelstrom3632 5 років тому

      I mean, enslaving things isn't exactly a good thing. Also, demonize doesn't fit the sentence that well. I mean, it's already a bad thing, so how can UA-cam make it look worse?

    • @WanderingEclipse
      @WanderingEclipse 5 років тому +3

      *demonetize

    • @powerofthec5908
      @powerofthec5908 5 років тому +2

      @@tristanelstrom3632 I- I think he meant demonitize.

    • @WanderingEclipse
      @WanderingEclipse 5 років тому +1

      TheUltraTaut I already did :)

    • @parrotplays7
      @parrotplays7 5 років тому

      @@WanderingEclipse You didn't change anything

  • @idonnow2
    @idonnow2 5 років тому +8

    A 20% cooler joke in 2019... man i didn't think i'd come across that one lol

    • @Twisted_Code
      @Twisted_Code 3 роки тому +1

      yeah I almost missed it myself....

  • @theemptyone7739
    @theemptyone7739 4 роки тому

    You can make villagers guide you through a maze in your base by placing a job block at the other side. Really cool for dungeon bases!

  • @connoraythelen
    @connoraythelen 5 років тому

    I LOVE THIS VIDEO
    I made a town hall in a new village and I made it so by the flick of a lever, all the job blocks go away and then all pop up in the townhall so they all come running to the townhall!!!

  • @freekvonk8586
    @freekvonk8586 5 років тому +4

    You're like a minecraft scientist

  • @luigipunch1442
    @luigipunch1442 5 років тому +3

    The upside down one at the and made me laugh

  • @Patrick-er2ld
    @Patrick-er2ld 3 роки тому

    mojang: hey we've made these dynamic mobs with independent AI thinking
    Sarc: Why cant they just do what I want

  • @eswing2153
    @eswing2153 4 роки тому

    Man. You have sprung to my mind is a sort of solace in it.

  • @zikradvd
    @zikradvd 5 років тому +4

    Simply arc controlling villager lives
    Me seeing this: teach me arc

  • @ABteam1009
    @ABteam1009 5 років тому +19

    the thumbnail makes me actually feel bad for the villager :(

    • @scribblemeeps
      @scribblemeeps 5 років тому +1

      Angry Birds Team 1009 same 😔❤️

    • @Prismate
      @Prismate 5 років тому

      Jesus Christ it’s only a line of code

    • @ABteam1009
      @ABteam1009 5 років тому +4

      @@Prismate calm down dude

    • @froggers8945
      @froggers8945 5 років тому +1

      agreed

    • @ABteam1009
      @ABteam1009 4 роки тому

      @@TecteZockt "lol im an edgy 14 year old and i say edgy things to look cool 😎😎😎"

  • @JoylessBurrito
    @JoylessBurrito 5 років тому

    I like the drawbridge thing, it gives off the vibe of an evil castle with servants, wouldn’t great for an adventure map

  • @golaco237
    @golaco237 5 років тому

    7:12 Villager: *GIMME THAT PAYCHECK*

  • @j.r.7339
    @j.r.7339 5 років тому +3

    2 simply sarc videos in 1 month?!?Am I dreaming?

  • @camz5578
    @camz5578 4 роки тому +3

    Speaking of the new Villager's AI, a few months ago I was in a fairly new survival world and I came across a village with a ravine cutting across one end. There was this adorable baby villager who had fallen into the ravine, and I felt bad for the lil' guy and went down in to help him out. I didn't exactly expect anything to come of it, since I didn't have any way to steer him up, and there was a cave connected to the ravine from which I could hear some growling. So I get down in there and come up to the baby villager, he's pacing around, and then he turns and looks up at me. I'm just trying to get a way out at this point and I dig up some dirt along the side and move it out of my way, then use it to make a *very* shoddy staircase. (It wasn't even in a straight line)
    To my extreme surprise, the villager kiddo actually followed me up the staircase and waited for me to make the next part, which took a moment as I needed to get more dirt, and then followed me all the way to the top back into his village. I was pretty impressed and pleased, in my experience villagers aren't usually the most cooperative in helping you help them. Not sure if it was just a MASSIVE coincidence, but it really didn't look like it at the time.

  • @romanminaster5180
    @romanminaster5180 4 роки тому +2

    SimplySarc : makes Slavery in Minecraft
    Africa : **SWEATS NERVOUSLY**

  • @d73w80
    @d73w80 3 роки тому

    I feel like the job switching system could also be used for that drawbridge system, and possibly be better than using the bell (or at least have different situational uses)

  • @The9thDoctor
    @The9thDoctor 5 років тому +3

    JUST NOTICED SIMPLY SARC IS BACK!! :D:D:D:D
    Side note: aside from genius minecraft videos, he also introduced me to a game called Scrap Mechanic. And now it's pretty much my second favorite game and probably favorite concept for a game ever.

  • @The_Hist
    @The_Hist 5 років тому +4

    I dont usually say this, but you need to be more popular, like your content is amazing and professional.

  • @shidokazuto2772
    @shidokazuto2772 5 років тому +1

    So that's why most of the villagers are gone cause I always steal there plants and other stuff so they got fired

  • @Henrol
    @Henrol 4 роки тому

    The job site thing also applies to beds. At night, villagers will go towards the nearest bed

  • @someprick7053
    @someprick7053 5 років тому +5

    They will uprise and will imprison and torture you

  • @deadchannel4619
    @deadchannel4619 5 років тому +36

    “Let’s enslave villagers for the fun of it!”
    *British Empire intensifies*
    Edit: I’m allowed to make this joke because I’m british too :))

  • @mikeybarlow361
    @mikeybarlow361 5 років тому

    I feel like merging the pathfinding with setblock command blocks could make a pretty effective adventure map gimmick

  • @DerLordKaiser
    @DerLordKaiser 5 років тому +2

    Nobody :
    Felix :GET IN THE BOAT!

  • @chasemakes
    @chasemakes 5 років тому +5

    Too bad some off this doesn't work for pocket edition, that would have made my day.

  • @Titanic-wo6bq
    @Titanic-wo6bq 5 років тому +3

    Tax Collector: So you are forced to do silly parlor tricks?
    Villager: Hrrrm
    Tax Collector: There's a tax for that.
    wait wrong video?

    • @AbdulGoodLooks
      @AbdulGoodLooks 4 роки тому

      This angered your father who punished you severely

    • @azetac_
      @azetac_ 3 роки тому

      Abdulmajid Nasir Dude, uncool.

  • @jamescanjuggle
    @jamescanjuggle 5 років тому

    Tracking the villagers seems like a cool idea for a map
    You could set up a map where each villager is registered, if it's killed by the player, the redstone signal will go off, which lets say could cause some consequence or event

  • @renthewerecat
    @renthewerecat 5 років тому +1

    i love how he says "they wont pick them off the ground!" like they're stoping someone from doing something stupid