He PUNCHED Stuart Little

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  • @ValueNetwork
    @ValueNetwork 2 роки тому +920

    I love how we go from “I lost my soulmate because I fumbled the bag and I will forever miss her” to “I had to tell a old man that Stuart little wasn’t real” in the blink of a eye.

    • @alexantone5532
      @alexantone5532 2 роки тому +21

      Literally fumbled it so bad lmao. I don’t get it

    • @bazoinksitstheguy5852
      @bazoinksitstheguy5852 2 роки тому +42

      >Gets asked out after months of mutual flirting
      “ . . . “

    • @Ridlay_
      @Ridlay_ 2 роки тому +5

      Cringe confessions in a nutshell baby.

    • @Ridlay_
      @Ridlay_ 2 роки тому +16

      @@bazoinksitstheguy5852 AND was also about to ask the girl out like what lol

    • @Spacie_687
      @Spacie_687 2 роки тому +5

      Don't forget the guy who touched Joe biden leg.

  • @blueberrylps
    @blueberrylps 2 роки тому +168

    Hey, I'm the Stuart Little guy, one thing I forgot to put in the confessional is that I was 26 GREGORIAN YEARS OLD when that shit happened

  • @donniejefferson9554
    @donniejefferson9554 2 роки тому +210

    Damn. That college smash bros one is terrible. He didn't even do anything wrong but he ended up in the worst possible scenario. So rough

  • @jojonono2679
    @jojonono2679 2 роки тому +78

    Real talk, the girl who left that guy because of his size wasn't worth the trouble. He dodged a serious bullet.

  • @topshelf0267
    @topshelf0267 2 роки тому +101

    Theatre kids probably take up 90 percent of this and then the rest are gamers who don’t touch grass

    • @thetaalchemy1357
      @thetaalchemy1357 2 роки тому +6

      Theatre kids are good people but we just miss understood also I love how other theatre kids know who's one

  • @yggdrasilsaltar
    @yggdrasilsaltar 2 роки тому +353

    i love this series because every story i imagine myself as the person talking and it makes the cringe so much worse LMAO

    • @cic1470
      @cic1470 2 роки тому +15

      Why would you torture yourself like that

    • @castform7
      @castform7 2 роки тому +3

      I just think of random people but they make goofy faces when the cringe stuff come around. Also I add a lot of meme sounds which really shows off my fractured sense of humor.

    • @WohaoG
      @WohaoG Рік тому +2

      I think of the TTS voices experiencing this. Rodd has the most fucked up life
      (GrAAAaaAaaade)

  • @kalecraft8906
    @kalecraft8906 2 роки тому +204

    Coney's right on the meeting story. Chat is being stupid. Its not even really lying because he literally didnt know what the meeting was for. Clarifying it slightly with a white lie is harmless

    • @wonderlandzer0
      @wonderlandzer0 2 роки тому +17

      Agreed! If I was the other girl I would totally understand, maybe be a tiny bit upset at the lie (if the truth came out later) but its mostly the truth anyway??? Idk, chat was overreacting a bit

    • @kalecraft8906
      @kalecraft8906 2 роки тому +39

      @@wonderlandzer0 I mean if I was her I'd prefer a white lie over someone awkwardly explaining they've never been sexually assaulted and just stuck around to get closer to her.

    • @_Jay_Maker_
      @_Jay_Maker_ 2 роки тому +29

      Are you serious? Even Coney said he was wrong. You don't lie to a person about something like that, that just makes you look even worse than if you'd just mistaken it for something else out of sheer ignorance - which they did.
      Everyone saying otherwise just _assumes_ this girl is going to think he's creeping on her at an SA meeting, instead of giving her the benefit of the doubt as, I dunno... maybe an actual _human being_ who can think for herself? I wouldn't want someone to lie to me right out of the gate like that. Nobody does.
      Man, you people have never had a person you care about lie right to your face before, I guess. It's no way to start any kind of relationship. The _real_ cringe is in the comments, for sure.

    • @labcoatgorilla6784
      @labcoatgorilla6784 2 роки тому +6

      100% BUT just look up a similar sounding abbreviation. There’s a million of em and I swear to god there is no world where sitting through a sex abuse meeting to hit on the pretty girl sounds reasonable.

    • @Spiral_Buster
      @Spiral_Buster 2 роки тому +3

      Tell me about it. Coney's chat is filled with some incredibly hot takes lol

  • @Geirks280
    @Geirks280 2 роки тому +169

    I feel like we're owed a special version of this where instead of cringe stories, it's romantic or just any kind of story really where it turns out well rather than these where everything gets messed up

    • @Rialster
      @Rialster 2 роки тому +36

      April fools idea, have all the stories be genuinely good, and then act like it's the cringiest thing he's ever read

    • @crooker23
      @crooker23 2 роки тому +9

      Or do cringe roulette/is it cringe

    • @Kaozorier
      @Kaozorier 2 роки тому +4

      It might be amusing for them to be in the same episode to keep some tension in the stories until the end, honestly

    • @Geirks280
      @Geirks280 2 роки тому +1

      @@Kaozorier That's also a good idea actually

    • @einootspork
      @einootspork 2 роки тому

      those don't exist

  • @castform7
    @castform7 2 роки тому +94

    The story at 10:14 is the most fumbled bag I've ever seen. He could've literally just shook his head up and down. How do you have all the pieces align and trip at the most important moment.

    • @Cadoe
      @Cadoe 2 роки тому +17

      How do you fuck up that bad

    • @MapleisCrack
      @MapleisCrack Рік тому +3

      @@Cadoe Overthinking 100%

  • @mixdevil1163
    @mixdevil1163 2 роки тому +102

    That first story was actually mine. Sadly none of it was embellished, and yeah it still haunts me at night sometimes. Also I never actually did theater lol.

  • @mattboii5304
    @mattboii5304 2 роки тому +381

    Cringe confessions is like the most intuitive content on twitch in a while from any creator

    • @perriwinkleiii5361
      @perriwinkleiii5361 2 роки тому +51

      do you mean innovative?

    • @trapnaps9867
      @trapnaps9867 2 роки тому +56

      @@perriwinkleiii5361 he gonna have to submit this interaction on the next episode

    • @FerousFolly
      @FerousFolly 2 роки тому

      you'll love this then
      ua-cam.com/video/OSxVhL9xuS8/v-deo.html

  • @Regis_Philbin
    @Regis_Philbin 2 роки тому +87

    The story of accidentally attending an assault survivor meeting stopped me in my tracks. Prayers up how unfortunate

  • @agentclank8183
    @agentclank8183 2 роки тому +62

    No offense to the dude but how did he mess that up. He was ready to confess, and he folded when she told him. Bruh

    • @muzuchama
      @muzuchama 2 роки тому +26

      bro got turned into a fan from all that folding

    • @jakethedragonymaster1235
      @jakethedragonymaster1235 2 роки тому +19

      It is a very close call between throwing for content but the more one overplans, the less ready for deviation of the script one becomes. If he spat out his offer just a little faster, it would have been magical
      I imagined even a paralyzed nod yes would work, but everyone has different impulse motions, so F for our comrade

  • @marrodc
    @marrodc 2 роки тому +19

    Either that guy who accidentally attended a meeting for survivors of sexual assault is the best fiction writer of all time, or this dude has the worst luck one could possibly think of. I really couldn't help but feel so much second hand anxiety for this dude lmaooo. I love cringe confessionals

  • @cricketbrugh3602
    @cricketbrugh3602 2 роки тому +77

    I think this format is excellent and honestly it's a fantastic series, but half of the time I just can't get myself to watch it, the secondhand cringe I get from some of these stories is absolutely catastrophic

    • @Thristanity
      @Thristanity 2 роки тому +2

      and then when the second hand cringe subsides, I start to remember my own cringe moments 😬

  • @Fickle2
    @Fickle2 2 роки тому +71

    One of these days, coney needs to tell his own cringe story for this

    • @tonymccool5419
      @tonymccool5419 2 роки тому +20

      Theyre all probably coneys stories, hes just disguising them as viewers.

    • @Fickle2
      @Fickle2 2 роки тому +11

      @@tonymccool5419 he really is the poop boy

  • @chlli
    @chlli 2 роки тому +21

    6:55 from chat "assault? I thought you said basalt"
    And now I'm imagining what a sexual basalt support group would be

  • @yaboishulk
    @yaboishulk 2 роки тому +13

    This has become one of my favorite series by Coney. I'm also waiting for a season 4 of react wars

  • @HeftyDan
    @HeftyDan 2 роки тому +32

    Bro when I worked at Publix someone tipped me a VHS tape, you think I turned that shit down? I still have it to this day, I don't even have a vcr

    • @Puggy42069
      @Puggy42069 2 роки тому +3

      Based customer. Which VHS was it.

    • @HeftyDan
      @HeftyDan 2 роки тому +10

      It was a copy of Little Shop of Horrors

    • @jakethedragonymaster1235
      @jakethedragonymaster1235 2 роки тому +10

      @@HeftyDan that's a story relevant key item, save that for later

    • @_Jay_Maker_
      @_Jay_Maker_ 2 роки тому +4

      @@HeftyDan Yo, that's sick as hell. That movie owns.

  • @estebanacostaolivera3232
    @estebanacostaolivera3232 2 роки тому +9

    The Latin student story is the most believable one, usually this types of story don't have an ending

  • @youmeltube
    @youmeltube 11 місяців тому +2

    *CRINGE CONFESSIONAL - EPISODE 4*
    0:21 - Newfound extrovert shreds punk rock for his crush
    2:29 - Tipping the Walmart cashier
    3:43 - Smash player goes to his crush's event
    7:47 - Fucking BEN ruins user's relationship with his crush
    10:13 - Chatter fumbles catastrophically on valentines
    11:28 - Joe Biden's leg hair
    12:37 - He PUNCHED Stuart Little
    15:18 - Misunderstanding Mexico's kiss greeting
    16:24 - Boy meets Girl in museum; The Rapture ensues
    18:51 - Dating app girl thinks chatter is too small
    20:03 - One-armed girl slammed by a soccer ball
    21:48 - Writing a love letter in Latin

  • @treedude4246
    @treedude4246 2 роки тому +17

    "Coney analog horror" would be something id be into

  • @BasedMamaJames617
    @BasedMamaJames617 2 роки тому +8

    Poor dude who got invited to that survivers group, he must had felt so out of place there. Also props to the editor his music choices, Memories of Summer is super chill. Also getting hit near a soccer park is inevitable, I agree winning is always important and is based af.

  • @Shalf3007
    @Shalf3007 2 роки тому +8

    The guy that fumbled the girl asking him to be her boyfriend could have just said "Yeah, so I was also planning on doing that"
    How do you fuck that up

  • @galxeviv9576
    @galxeviv9576 2 роки тому +6

    That blood throw up one cracked me up so hard omg 🤣

  • @nintendope8837
    @nintendope8837 2 роки тому +10

    Cringe confessional > reality tv

  • @pixeltaku
    @pixeltaku 2 роки тому +9

    God this series is fire, makes me feel a bit better about my cringe past

  • @BleekBrown
    @BleekBrown 2 роки тому +7

    I love your content Coney!

  • @relaxation_and_tax_evasion
    @relaxation_and_tax_evasion Рік тому +1

    Coney is the most innovative UA-camr I know of, he's such a natural at being an entertainer

  • @KaioKenneth4
    @KaioKenneth4 Рік тому +1

    10:38 Worst fumble of all time. And I should know, I’m an expert fumbler.

  • @Justpassingby204
    @Justpassingby204 Рік тому +1

    That Valentine’s Day choke rly hurts my insides. Hope both are well

  • @s3anp4ul
    @s3anp4ul 2 роки тому +7

    Coney, I can't do it. I thought after being subbed on twitch for almost two years I could handle cringe but I was defeated

  • @bobjones9385
    @bobjones9385 2 роки тому +3

    Coneys face in cringe confessional is half the comedy.

  • @MapleisCrack
    @MapleisCrack Рік тому +2

    I finally clicked on this video. I"ve seen Stuart's face in the the thumbnail on my home page for weeks now, and I can't take it anymore; I HAVE to know wtf this story is about.

  • @zeya_zz
    @zeya_zz Рік тому

    Happiness. Sadness. Anger. Fear. Disgust. Surprise.
    All of these are powerful emotions, but nothing is stronger than the dangerous and paralysing power of Cringe.

  • @vostok_76
    @vostok_76 2 роки тому +4

    17:41 I understand that "TUH" in chat

    • @Moi_Ari
      @Moi_Ari 2 роки тому +1

      lmfao good eye

    • @WohaoG
      @WohaoG 20 днів тому

      hawk tuh

  • @Warri0rLink
    @Warri0rLink Рік тому

    14:45 I love the hive mind that is Coney's Twitch chat. Everyone posting ". . is killing me! 🤣

  • @mastermonkey2472
    @mastermonkey2472 2 роки тому +2

    I LOVE cringe confessional thank you everyone for submitting o7

  • @saxeladude
    @saxeladude 4 місяці тому

    8:38 If you are friends with someone and they have a crush you should tell the crush. Reason being that in most cases making 0 moves makes both people lose interest vs just telling them regardless of who, gets better results. At worst the friend relays the information of they aren't interested and it hurts less cause embarassment factor. And at best they are interested but were too shy themselves. There's the rare occurance of being called out for being too shy to do it yourself; or they were never interested because of a negative bias towards you. But in those instances they aren't right for you anyway.

  • @saxeladude
    @saxeladude 4 місяці тому

    14:40 And the funny part is both of them have logically sound arguments. They're just confused over what actually happened.

  • @froggiflow
    @froggiflow 2 роки тому +1

    god dammit i'm being a monster hunter nerd again, cuz when the music at 7:49 started playing, i immediately knew it was cheeko sands lmao

  • @ohiowrslr14
    @ohiowrslr14 2 роки тому +3

    Keep the p5 music coming, glorious editor

  • @luckyc4t110
    @luckyc4t110 2 роки тому +2

    21:34 UA-cam Magic has failed me

  • @Ridlay_
    @Ridlay_ 2 роки тому

    Loving this series!

  • @jpshy1130
    @jpshy1130 2 роки тому +4

    That Stuart little story was bonkers

  • @bobert221
    @bobert221 2 роки тому +2

    I'm late to this and Coney hates anime, but I really appreciate the Persona epilogue music near the end. That and the stories in the vid remind me of more cringe but simpler times. Thanks Coney editor

  • @cheer2moon
    @cheer2moon 2 роки тому +1

    You would think that a one-armed girl would be able to keep her hands out of trouble

  • @LittleScaredyBoy
    @LittleScaredyBoy 2 роки тому +1

    "Blood. **HHHHHRRROOOUURP"**

  • @afoxy2028
    @afoxy2028 2 роки тому

    13:21 does anyone know what the name of that remix is?

  • @Uni_the_best1
    @Uni_the_best1 2 роки тому

    him doing the youtube magic thing and not actually doing said youtube magic is hilarious

  • @TheChckster
    @TheChckster 2 роки тому +6

    Please do more cringe confesssions in the future!

  • @pabloproductions1005
    @pabloproductions1005 2 роки тому +1

    I didn’t know about the Mexico kiss thing. Thank u for saving me

  • @Zel-Veraan
    @Zel-Veraan 2 роки тому

    This is one of Coney's best vids ever!

  • @Darkking2303
    @Darkking2303 2 роки тому

    These videos make me laugh so hard that I forget my problems. Thanks for the videos ❤️

  • @Playtonto
    @Playtonto 2 роки тому

    My story made it to the stream but not the video (more reason for you youtube frogs to check the vods). Good video as always 🧜‍♂️

  • @mcgoon9952
    @mcgoon9952 2 роки тому +1

    Someone needs to make a analog horror series with coney in it.

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 2 роки тому +1

    I love this series

  • @honeybadgerzombie1159
    @honeybadgerzombie1159 2 роки тому

    Shout outs to more EATEOT in the intro there, really added a vibe I wasn’t expecting to cringe confessional

  • @abcrasshadow9341
    @abcrasshadow9341 2 роки тому

    This episode was way more bearable than the last one.

  • @chlli
    @chlli 2 роки тому +1

    23:40 Incontinentia

  • @mikeychrisanthus9948
    @mikeychrisanthus9948 2 роки тому

    Oh wait I wasn’t attending streams cause I’ve been busy, did he do a day 3 of this?

    • @SomaRogue
      @SomaRogue 2 роки тому +1

      Not yet
      Its going to be a short while till we get a dedicated day for Cringe Confessional
      Some gameplay content and sponsors happening from what I remember

    • @SomaRogue
      @SomaRogue 2 роки тому

      Update: Not sure if you are by chance watching the stream tonight but Cringe Confessional is next Wednesday
      Edit: Scratch that
      Something is taking up that day

  • @nabtah1153
    @nabtah1153 2 роки тому

    What’s the name of the persona song in the vid?

  • @andymcclurg9916
    @andymcclurg9916 Рік тому

    The playlist is fire. What are the song names?

  • @camronh14
    @camronh14 Рік тому

    The greatest cringe confessional series of all time

  • @thepicausno5561
    @thepicausno5561 2 роки тому

    22:53 Not used to hearing this music not die out after 4 seconds.

    • @meiyo282
      @meiyo282 2 роки тому +1

      what was the song again

    • @Kaikuzen
      @Kaikuzen 2 роки тому +1

      @@meiyo282 I'm wondering what it is too lol

  • @MossyBD
    @MossyBD 2 роки тому

    trying so hard to remember the outro song but I can't please tell me what it is mr. friendalias

  • @nathanbobo9260
    @nathanbobo9260 2 роки тому +1

    Real Coney Subs™ remember the original title

  • @carrot7067
    @carrot7067 2 роки тому

    this is easily my favorite segment

  • @superjumpbros64
    @superjumpbros64 2 роки тому

    Oh, once my soccer teammate asked for his eggs well done

  • @17raysplays29
    @17raysplays29 Рік тому +1

    Just don't tell her you didn't know. Act like you just wanted to sit in, and see human bravery or something like that. Never go back on a lie.

  • @Wabbit_Guy
    @Wabbit_Guy 2 роки тому +1

    Coney, they added the STEEMPY!.. you know what you need to do

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 2 роки тому +2

    i think in france you accually full on kiss ppl on the cheek...or I was doing it wrong...

  • @gritilazz_3478
    @gritilazz_3478 Рік тому

    16:24 my favourite

  • @Steleaf
    @Steleaf 2 роки тому +1

    MR CONEY this might be too late but in that mexico story the killing on the cheeks thing is kind of a 50/50? some people do and some people dont and it doesn't matter if u fuck it up lol

  • @bappo0746
    @bappo0746 2 роки тому

    The music in these videos hit so hard

  • @pancitogameplay
    @pancitogameplay Рік тому +1

    I’m a Latino and my family and all the other people I know kiss each other on the cheek so I’m confused rn lol.

    • @jeez8939
      @jeez8939 Рік тому

      Apparently it’s a modernized thing.
      Maybe cuz newer generations or like it or 2020

  • @paz8723
    @paz8723 2 роки тому +5

    Conelius Conewell Conewort

  • @booyahgenius
    @booyahgenius 2 роки тому

    My name is Ben why are you like this Coney

  • @nathanritter5702
    @nathanritter5702 2 роки тому +1

    He forgot to do the youtube magic
    Sadge

  • @ant-fan
    @ant-fan Рік тому

    Speaking as someone who grew up in Delaware, that Joe Biden story is very possible. It’s such a small state that pretty much everyone has met Joe Biden at some point, especially if they were around before he was Vice President.

  • @krealyesitisbeta5642
    @krealyesitisbeta5642 2 роки тому

    Can't wait for the one arm girl *revenge arc.*

  • @jedders3192
    @jedders3192 2 роки тому +1

    i got second hand embarrassment just hearing it from the smash bros college organizer one that ones SO BAD.

  • @daniel.m367
    @daniel.m367 2 роки тому

    "UA-cam magic" points at nothing

  • @nyx3659
    @nyx3659 2 роки тому

    21:35 epic fail

  • @_Jay_Maker_
    @_Jay_Maker_ 2 роки тому +1

    Was that seriously _Everywhere at the End of Time_ as the intro for Cringe Confessional?
    Edit: That assault group was brutal, but I think being honest would probably be the best policy. Avoiding the person might actually be _worse_ than just admitting what actually happened, especially after you know what the group was meeting for. And if you care about them, either it'll end up being just accepted with an "oh, okay," or... maybe actually endearing? You never know. As long as you treat them with respect and appreciate who they are as a person, who cares? I've heard stories about things that were _just_ as cringe as that turn into something much nicer in the end.
    And if _they_ cringe despite you being honest, then you're both probably better off. At least you know and don't have to live with the "what if" for the rest of your life.

  • @miquelmoorrees6010
    @miquelmoorrees6010 10 місяців тому

    The parents are not okay in the slightest. You dont deserve kids if you are going to ignore them for any amount of time.

  • @user-fk8uf7uw3p
    @user-fk8uf7uw3p 2 роки тому +7

    coney

  • @LuSiDious
    @LuSiDious 5 місяців тому

    First time seeing this, so true. Going in reverse order on the channel.
    I became a rat around the time of roof piece. Gotta rack up views

  • @jordangoss622
    @jordangoss622 2 роки тому

    Thank you

  • @pastalex421
    @pastalex421 2 роки тому +4

    Blood

    • @rinn5238
      @rinn5238 2 роки тому +3

      🤮

    • @muzuchama
      @muzuchama 2 роки тому +1

      *vomits violently* 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

  • @skimaskedabi
    @skimaskedabi 2 роки тому

    Oooooooh caretaker music at the beginning good spooky taste

  • @MephistoBart
    @MephistoBart 2 роки тому

    editor starts using persona 5 music again lol

  • @XEPHOURIA
    @XEPHOURIA Рік тому

    Im usually a sympathizer to people who appear on this show, but to the kid who fucked up being asked out WHEN YOU WERE PLANNING TO ASK THEM OUT, that's totally your fault, you better have learned your lesson.

  • @cabbages982
    @cabbages982 2 роки тому

    Ben is for sure married to Jane now.

  • @TetraTheThief
    @TetraTheThief 2 роки тому

    TO CLARIFY: The kiss on the cheek in Mexico is only done to women and by women, if you’re a man you kiss women’s cheeks but shake men’s hands. Kinda weird ig but thats how it is here okey😅

  • @daisychannel2002
    @daisychannel2002 Рік тому

    hello very small group of people from prochara

  • @TheRollerSK8R
    @TheRollerSK8R 2 роки тому

    Revenge of The One Armed Witch

  • @scarlet7960
    @scarlet7960 Рік тому

    OOOOH NO YOU CANT TIP CASHIER'S???
    that... explains everything

  • @DrSwazz
    @DrSwazz 2 роки тому

    Nah man, this is a hot take but I’m actually with Ben on this one. This dude was on the brink of convincing himself never to ask Jane out. All Ben did was avoid certainty by making him confront his feelings. USER failed the test, all Ben did was merely present it. Ben a real one even though he will never be appreciated for it.

  • @-clod-8948
    @-clod-8948 2 роки тому

    how many stories dont get showed? do your mods filter out the more shitty stories?