The funniest submissions are the ones where someone gets into a panic situation and their first response is just to knock someone out for no reason it always catches me off guard
Oh sweet my overwatch confession made it. Just to clarify a couple of things: - We already agreed to go to prom before the proposal bc of paperwork, the proposal was just flashy - she was still on board up until the day, she said no the day of because she had a older man kink and I was 17 Hope it was funny and cringe!
I went through a similar situation to the guy with the black uncle but much (MUCH) less embarrassing. I’m Latino and as a kid I went to a majority white elementary school. Kindergarten was the first time I was in close proximity to other kids my age who weren’t family. After like my 3rd or 4th day at school I noticed something peculiar about myself. I noticed my skin was noticeably a little darker than a lot of my classmates. I convinced myself that my skin looked the way it did because I was dirty so during my bath that evening I scrubbed myself extra hard and for a lot longer expecting I’d come out as white as Macaulay Culkin after toweling off. Needless to say that didn’t work.
This is no joke the best fucking content on this channel and thats an extremely high bar to clear. Cringe confessionals are the highlights of my night whenever we do them :)
As much as I like cringe confessional, the big thing from last week was also really good. And I still have a soft spot for the sprite club/saltybet era :(
Watching a lot of these cringe confessions has made me realize something. People, if you bring someone on a date and they don't realize it was one when you try to make a move, be forward with them. That's what causes so many issues. Also, if you have a crush on this person, you should likely already know how stupid they are and that they likely wouldn't pick up your clues.
The muscular tails story, I would be panicking knowing it was hung up for EVERYONE to see with YOUR NAME (Aware) That dude with the soccer ball, man's situation was a big oof but impeccable aiming to hit the same target twice immediately. 21:59: "When I was in the first graAAde"
I literally thought the same shit tho, i grew up watching star wars since i was 2 and always thought rebels = good guys (which a lot of the time it does, but still)
13:00 I once got into a scrap in a laser tag place, but I was much older. The other team was older kids, they weren't really playing the game properly. Deliberately covering up the part of the vest that senses the laser, that kind of thing. Whatever, nobody's taking it too seriously. One of them gets hit but proceeds to walk through a bunch of us, pushing us out of the way. I push back, we square up, and he swings. He doesn't make good contact, but I was kind of stunned that he actually threw hands. The next thing I know one of the attendants is escorting him out. She must have been moving in when the altercation started because she was there the second he threw the punch. Anyway, I got a story out of it lol.
I feel like this cringe confessional was super consistent. There were one or two that weren't really cringe but there was a lot of cringe in this episode.
The calculator guy, I’m with him. I was in a class and a guy made a joke on the first day and the teacher said “oh so your the funny guy” he said no and then the teacher did “so who is” and no lie everyone turned and pointed at me. That teacher then made fun of me relentlessly all year.
God, big promposals in front of people are so embarrassing. I always felt so bad for the person being asked. My junior year prom, I took a girl to Noodles and Company for lunch, told her I was gonna run to my car to get my jacket and came back with a small bouquet of flowers and asked her to go to prom with me. Worked great. Later that day, I'm in a class and 3 dudes burst in and start singing to a girl in the class and one of them asks her to prom. It was terrible and the face the girl made when it was happening still haunts me. Girl looked like she was being attacked. To anyone in high school, don't make a huge spectacle of asking someone to prom unless they've expressed to you that they love big promposals. Poor Overwatch guy got screwed though. If she felt pressured to say yes in the moment, she just should've told him privately later that she didn't actually want to go. Not waited 2 weeks lol
15:30 man I wish I could have done something like this for her, dress up as her favourite xenoblade character and recruit her to join the ardanian army or some shit like that, flashy promposals aren't that common here and prom isn't a big deal here like in the US but it still would have been nice to do this, but instead it got canfeled due to covid.... I'm so happy that it went well until later tho
7:20 reminds me of that one clip of the guy asking in the couple for a dance and then the girl says yes and then he asks the guy and they dance like crazy
In Ontario Canada Catholic schools are publicly funded due to weird historical reasons and thus are pretty popular. They basically function as normal public schools but you have to take a religion class and go to mass.
That “Uber/Cruise” story near the end is a story I think EVERY autistic person can relate to. We’re literal people, we don’t make assumptions, if she said she wanted him to drop her off, by ALL means that’s exactly how any autistic person would interpret that. And it hurts every single time when you finally realize
25:26 Tbh I feel like, while the guy WAS missing cues (he’s not super young, he’s in college; you still have learning to do about life but you shouldn’t be *completely* oblivious)… at the same time, his goal seemed to just be respectful. I feel like part of the difficulty many people have in dating is because they expect people to catch hints, or in some cases even read minds; but if you try to do so, you also risk being wrong and doing something you regret way worse. Imo, the guy was kinda dumb lol but he also made somewhat the correct call. Personally, I think people should drop hints but then work up the courage to eventually say what they’re actually thinking, and that’s what the girl in the story did wrong. That whole “MUTUAL CONSENT” manga meme panel thing is kinda like a joke, but like, at the same time, isn’t that so much better than assuming intentions and making things way more uncomfortable if you assume incorrectly? So yeah, honestly the whole situation had multiple things right and wrong. The whole everything leading up to getting to her house seemed pretty good ways of dropping hints. The guy was dumb and didn’t catch them. But nor did he outright say “I find you hideous and would never want to do anything with you”, but that’s seemingly how she received it. So three things: 1. Her hint drops were actually fine, guy was just dumb 2. The guy DIDN’T assume intentions, which isn’t outright bad; in fact that’s encouraged. If he hadn’t been as oblivious then he probably should have just directly asked something like “are you saying you want to go-“ 3. While it may be hard to believe someone is so oblivious, you (in the girl’s position) shouldn’t completely rule out that your date is just not expecting your advance, or that they really ARE that oblivious, or even just that they’re trying to be nice and may have CAUGHT the hints but don’t want to assume what you’re saying. Again, the guy could’ve said something to clear it up better, but so to should the girl Open communication is key 👍
25:26 I don't care how uncomfortable it is or how overt you THINK you're being, people need to be explicit when it comes to stuff like this. Especially when it comes to guys. A lot of us go our whole lives without any kind of affection, so it literally needs to be spelled out "hey, I like you, do you want to date me?" or we'll just assume it was a platonic good time so as not to get our hopes up.
how do you guys recover from the humiliation? I'm thinking about sending a cringe confessional about the only time I went to a party but I can't even cope with it.
^ This, 100% this. There’s a reason people talk about their trauma in therapy, it’s like, 99% of getting over things. Send it in, if you haven’t already I know I’m a year late lmao, I assure you it’ll make you feel better about it.
So about the giant leg (no that person was not me, nor my old roommate), my old roommate was born with no muscle on the heel, so for the first few months of his life, they essentially had to stretch the skin from his upper achilles, almost to his calf down to the bottom of his foot. Because of this, his left leg was A LOT stronger than his right, and he walked most of his early years with most of his weight on his left. This got exaggerated to the point where, when I saw him wear shorts for the first time, I saw that his left calf was almost triple the size of his right. I flinched forward, and it felt like I was DK with my eyes bulging out of my head. When I asked him about it, he just with me with, "Oh yeah, I noticed that when I was in highschool." I asked again and he explained fully what happened. Let me also clarify that this man is three years older than me, and I was 21 at the time.
Heres my cringe confession: i almost just unironically said "sir, you just won the Internet" to the overwatch prom story. Rip to the brain cells ill never get back after this moment o7
I want to submit so bad but it’s so backed up I don’t think I’ll see mine get featured, my life has been a collection of L’s and I have a catalog I would love to share anonymously lol
27:19 They were holding hands, parents home alone, and she watched the sunset with him. That's not him not wanting to assume anything he is just dumb as hell
Man that second last one fucking hurt, I hope that bloke has found love since, because to fold on such a romantic and beautiful opportunity with someone you like must fucking hurt, damn bro my day is ruined now lol
I better see on the next cringe confessional be the guy from chat write in. Telling he's story about how he single handedly ended cringe confessional. Ye ol thought Shrek was a Disney charecter ass
Sorry for the wait, but glad you fellas really love Cringe Confessional here on the Coney UA-cam 😎
it’s been almost a year since the podcast began. you should do a one-year anniversary.
Love to see it lmao
we love cringe confessional here on the Coney UA-cam
Best series ever
Please keep making them! This is by far my favorite series on your channel.
The sentence "I look up 'sex' on UA-cam and begin to jostle my johnson" is genuinely one of the most inexplicably hilarious things I've ever heard
A brand new sentence about sex of all things was inexplicably created that day
while i was yoinking my sploinky,
The fact that he referred to it with a different analogy every single time is so funny even on rewatch it still gets me
The funniest submissions are the ones where someone gets into a panic situation and their first response is just to knock someone out for no reason it always catches me off guard
"it's the mickey mouse penis house"
also the funnest to do
"It's the mickey mouse penis house"
Oh sweet my overwatch confession made it. Just to clarify a couple of things:
- We already agreed to go to prom before the proposal bc of paperwork, the proposal was just flashy
- she was still on board up until the day, she said no the day of because she had a older man kink and I was 17
Hope it was funny and cringe!
Paperwork?
Explain.
@@redshepherd32 Needed to attend a session after school regarding rules and information and signing a waiver that you acknowledge everything.
@@nmin8923 ah okay
Older man kink
You dodged a bullet brother
Should have dressed up as soldier 76
guy made a cringe confessional and then posted about it to cringe confessional? we've reached cringeception
Someone should make another cringe confessional clone and submit this to it
I went through a similar situation to the guy with the black uncle but much (MUCH) less embarrassing. I’m Latino and as a kid I went to a majority white elementary school. Kindergarten was the first time I was in close proximity to other kids my age who weren’t family. After like my 3rd or 4th day at school I noticed something peculiar about myself. I noticed my skin was noticeably a little darker than a lot of my classmates. I convinced myself that my skin looked the way it did because I was dirty so during my bath that evening I scrubbed myself extra hard and for a lot longer expecting I’d come out as white as Macaulay Culkin after toweling off.
Needless to say that didn’t work.
This is no joke the best fucking content on this channel and thats an extremely high bar to clear. Cringe confessionals are the highlights of my night whenever we do them :)
As much as I like cringe confessional, the big thing from last week was also really good. And I still have a soft spot for the sprite club/saltybet era :(
@@crabbycakey saltybets streams were classics
Coney, as a 27 year old black man, I don't like swimming, never have. I understand Uncle Billy's struggle
Watching a lot of these cringe confessions has made me realize something.
People, if you bring someone on a date and they don't realize it was one when you try to make a move, be forward with them. That's what causes so many issues. Also, if you have a crush on this person, you should likely already know how stupid they are and that they likely wouldn't pick up your clues.
The muscular tails story, I would be panicking knowing it was hung up for EVERYONE to see with YOUR NAME (Aware)
That dude with the soccer ball, man's situation was a big oof but impeccable aiming to hit the same target twice immediately.
21:59: "When I was in the first graAAde"
Coney thumbnails need to be documented
💧 ?
This one and the "dark truth about pokemon"
25:26 this actually made me tear up a bit, poor girl man...
she should’ve said something
The Civil war Rebel story was the best Cringe confessional yet. Amazing setup with Star Wars into the a massive gut punch in the next line
oh god I'm checking the comments before watching this I think that's my story
@@garygoldsteinattorneyatlaw2642 hell yeah brother KKona. Go rebels!
I literally thought the same shit tho, i grew up watching star wars since i was 2 and always thought rebels = good guys (which a lot of the time it does, but still)
god i was just binging these thank you coney i love cringe confessional
😎
@@CONEYZZ Chad Coney
@@DoMorrMusic based coney
@@CONEYZZ ur so cool and based coney
Once I finish this video this would have been my 3rd binge of the movie.
13:00 I once got into a scrap in a laser tag place, but I was much older. The other team was older kids, they weren't really playing the game properly. Deliberately covering up the part of the vest that senses the laser, that kind of thing. Whatever, nobody's taking it too seriously. One of them gets hit but proceeds to walk through a bunch of us, pushing us out of the way. I push back, we square up, and he swings. He doesn't make good contact, but I was kind of stunned that he actually threw hands. The next thing I know one of the attendants is escorting him out. She must have been moving in when the altercation started because she was there the second he threw the punch.
Anyway, I got a story out of it lol.
No way the pool is racist
Not till I start racing in it.
Accurate pfp
As someone who can never make the streams cause of scheduling. I LIVE for these
"calves of a disney character" Damn. As someone who has abnormally big calves that really got me wondering too.
"You have some incredibly defined calf muscles"
I would just take that as a "nice legs" compliment tbh
I love how at 17:03 as soon as "Be me" played people in chat started typing >
I feel like this cringe confessional was super consistent. There were one or two that weren't really cringe but there was a lot of cringe in this episode.
these stories are great because I realize i wasn't as cringe as i thought.
The calculator guy, I’m with him. I was in a class and a guy made a joke on the first day and the teacher said “oh so your the funny guy” he said no and then the teacher did “so who is” and no lie everyone turned and pointed at me. That teacher then made fun of me relentlessly all year.
It probably wasn't fun, but I had a good laugh. How do you get over the bad feels dude?
@@Tetragramz well I passed his class but I failed the AP exam. So it still kind of gets me from time to time.
I'm so glad this is back! THANK YOU CONEY
Cringe confessionals are so good Coney! Genuinely the best content on YT rn. I'd love to see more :D
God, big promposals in front of people are so embarrassing. I always felt so bad for the person being asked. My junior year prom, I took a girl to Noodles and Company for lunch, told her I was gonna run to my car to get my jacket and came back with a small bouquet of flowers and asked her to go to prom with me. Worked great. Later that day, I'm in a class and 3 dudes burst in and start singing to a girl in the class and one of them asks her to prom. It was terrible and the face the girl made when it was happening still haunts me. Girl looked like she was being attacked.
To anyone in high school, don't make a huge spectacle of asking someone to prom unless they've expressed to you that they love big promposals.
Poor Overwatch guy got screwed though. If she felt pressured to say yes in the moment, she just should've told him privately later that she didn't actually want to go. Not waited 2 weeks lol
Oh no worries I look back on it fondly. We already agreed to go beforehand and she told me in private she liked it. Other issues is why she dipped
@@nmin8923My condolences, king.
A "pseudo-friend" is just an acquaintance.
24:36
DANG PERGZZZ WHO HURT YOU
Holy shit he pulled out a whole ass villain speech
These are hilariously genuine, might have to drop one of my stories in too
15:30 man I wish I could have done something like this for her, dress up as her favourite xenoblade character and recruit her to join the ardanian army or some shit like that, flashy promposals aren't that common here and prom isn't a big deal here like in the US but it still would have been nice to do this, but instead it got canfeled due to covid....
I'm so happy that it went well until later tho
Seeing cringe confessional on my feed always makes my day, it's such a treat
This thumbnail made me laugh so hard just a swimming pool with the words "RACIST??"
The girl blocking both those shots was hilarious
CRINGE CONFESSIONAL, the only show on the internet that's just as amazing when I'm drunk out of my mind!
7:20 reminds me of that one clip of the guy asking in the couple for a dance and then the girl says yes and then he asks the guy and they dance like crazy
Cringe Confesional is a joy to watch everytime it comes out
20:47 My highschool teacher also did this attracted but you me in freshman year it was actually a scarily similar situation for me
As a wise building once said: “Don’t be racist, I am a building”
In Ontario Canada Catholic schools are publicly funded due to weird historical reasons and thus are pretty popular.
They basically function as normal public schools but you have to take a religion class and go to mass.
24:10 this guy is an inazuma eleven villain!
That “Uber/Cruise” story near the end is a story I think EVERY autistic person can relate to. We’re literal people, we don’t make assumptions, if she said she wanted him to drop her off, by ALL means that’s exactly how any autistic person would interpret that. And it hurts every single time when you finally realize
"You could inflict someone with a lifelong ailment."
Bro that's just bullying. Lifelong trauma from words alone.
25:26 Tbh I feel like, while the guy WAS missing cues (he’s not super young, he’s in college; you still have learning to do about life but you shouldn’t be *completely* oblivious)… at the same time, his goal seemed to just be respectful. I feel like part of the difficulty many people have in dating is because they expect people to catch hints, or in some cases even read minds; but if you try to do so, you also risk being wrong and doing something you regret way worse.
Imo, the guy was kinda dumb lol but he also made somewhat the correct call. Personally, I think people should drop hints but then work up the courage to eventually say what they’re actually thinking, and that’s what the girl in the story did wrong. That whole “MUTUAL CONSENT” manga meme panel thing is kinda like a joke, but like, at the same time, isn’t that so much better than assuming intentions and making things way more uncomfortable if you assume incorrectly?
So yeah, honestly the whole situation had multiple things right and wrong. The whole everything leading up to getting to her house seemed pretty good ways of dropping hints. The guy was dumb and didn’t catch them. But nor did he outright say “I find you hideous and would never want to do anything with you”, but that’s seemingly how she received it.
So three things:
1. Her hint drops were actually fine, guy was just dumb
2. The guy DIDN’T assume intentions, which isn’t outright bad; in fact that’s encouraged. If he hadn’t been as oblivious then he probably should have just directly asked something like “are you saying you want to go-“
3. While it may be hard to believe someone is so oblivious, you (in the girl’s position) shouldn’t completely rule out that your date is just not expecting your advance, or that they really ARE that oblivious, or even just that they’re trying to be nice and may have CAUGHT the hints but don’t want to assume what you’re saying. Again, the guy could’ve said something to clear it up better, but so to should the girl
Open communication is key 👍
21:59
Cringebot hits puberty!
The combo of emotes ar 4:15 is pretty good, congrats chatter
I FINALLY MADE IT IN BOYS LETS GOOOOOOO
What did you do bro 😭
@@darkn04 Rebel story that was me yooooooooo
25:26 I don't care how uncomfortable it is or how overt you THINK you're being, people need to be explicit when it comes to stuff like this. Especially when it comes to guys. A lot of us go our whole lives without any kind of affection, so it literally needs to be spelled out "hey, I like you, do you want to date me?" or we'll just assume it was a platonic good time so as not to get our hopes up.
bro the story i really need to hear is the background info of why chatter Pergzzz went OFF in chat at 24:34
someone kept tagging him
how do you guys recover from the humiliation? I'm thinking about sending a cringe confessional about the only time I went to a party but I can't even cope with it.
Telling the story is usually how you do. Most of the time the story is more relatable for other people than you think
^ This, 100% this.
There’s a reason people talk about their trauma in therapy, it’s like, 99% of getting over things. Send it in, if you haven’t already I know I’m a year late lmao, I assure you it’ll make you feel better about it.
So about the giant leg (no that person was not me, nor my old roommate), my old roommate was born with no muscle on the heel, so for the first few months of his life, they essentially had to stretch the skin from his upper achilles, almost to his calf down to the bottom of his foot. Because of this, his left leg was A LOT stronger than his right, and he walked most of his early years with most of his weight on his left. This got exaggerated to the point where, when I saw him wear shorts for the first time, I saw that his left calf was almost triple the size of his right. I flinched forward, and it felt like I was DK with my eyes bulging out of my head. When I asked him about it, he just with me with, "Oh yeah, I noticed that when I was in highschool." I asked again and he explained fully what happened. Let me also clarify that this man is three years older than me, and I was 21 at the time.
wonder if coney still has that dr disrespect emote
I think he does lmao
6:45 POV: You're season 4 Luka Couffaine!
Can’t wait for someone to post a cringe confessional about calling Shrek a Disney movie during a cringe confessional stream
The thing is on missed connection if your wrong, you are done, they will tell everyone and you will get rocked.
1:10 don't lie, we know that it's for your "personal collection"
You know if the goalie didn't stand in the way of the ball they wouldn't have been hit.
Heres my cringe confession: i almost just unironically said "sir, you just won the Internet" to the overwatch prom story. Rip to the brain cells ill never get back after this moment o7
I didn't know a computer's balls could drop
this is the funniest thumbnail ever
23:55 I bet they know he has a good leg from kickball sessions
I love cringe confessionals so much dude
Brother the doom music drop sync was fuqing illegal I was driving and nearly died of laughter (not from driving)
I’ll miss the nerdy ass hair-do and clothes he had for the last few it felt like a good staple for the series
Agreed it was peak Coney attire
YESSSS, EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED, I NEED MORE CONEY, *MORE!!!* I was expecting a new episode.
I was so sure the catholic school one was going to be about her having a gay moment
The Sonic Unleashed music made the first one hit different 💀
King_Rexal shot down the stream with a dying “LOL GOTTEM”
The amount of ads on this video was crazy, like 3 every 5 minutes
OMG I WAS JUST GONNA ASK FOR ANOTHER CRINGE CONFESSIONAL CONEY THIS MADE MY DAY WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I want to submit so bad but it’s so backed up I don’t think I’ll see mine get featured, my life has been a collection of L’s and I have a catalog I would love to share anonymously lol
I shared mine 6 months ago and it got shared today dw you’ll make it
Coney ending the episode on the spot after the Shrek comment was the real cringe.
Peak thumbnail as usual coney
27:19
They were holding hands, parents home alone, and she watched the sunset with him. That's not him not wanting to assume anything he is just dumb as hell
17:41 Midwest
unironically pogged when I saw what this video was
this is my favourite coney series
YOOOO i was just wondering when another one of these would be uploaded
Now I have another CC to watch over and over
cringe confessional has been such a genius idea I love all of these videos and the old school TV vibe
Cringe confessional is so good, it's a shame there's always one story so cringe I have to stop the video and finish it later
we need more of these
A minute in and I just remembered why I cannot watch this series my god
Thanks again for the live cringe confession a few weeks ago
If this was all the Coney channel was I’d be okay with that
I still think the concept of this series is genius and I wish I had thought of it.
we need more cringe confessional
Man he’s never gonna get to my peepee story…
24:03 Wii Fit Trainer ass combo
Cringe Confessional is 100% my favorite thing you do :)
This is my favorite CONEY Content!
Bro this was an awesome video! 😂
Ayee I been waiting for another one of these
best series on youtube
Bro really did get play of the game with that promposal…only for the biggest L. Dang.
Man that second last one fucking hurt, I hope that bloke has found love since, because to fold on such a romantic and beautiful opportunity with someone you like must fucking hurt, damn bro my day is ruined now lol
I better see on the next cringe confessional be the guy from chat write in. Telling he's story about how he single handedly ended cringe confessional. Ye ol thought Shrek was a Disney charecter ass
"i went to go pee pee" sent me
Thank u coney I need this
ANY LOREMASTERS? What does AWOL mean?
I wanna know too lol
Only meaning I know is "Absent Without Leave", I think it's an army term?
@@ALloydRH yeah but it seems like they use it in a different way idk
All
Women
Often
Lie
@@SomaRogue thanks lmao makes sense
14:41 it was me, i was the girl chat :)
no fucking way
if a lady told me "i'm very lonely" after she returns her vibe i would reflexively said "y-you too"
Aurizztic
@@QuakeWaveI’m autistic and that’s hilarious