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  • Опубліковано 6 лют 2025
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  • @UwUYT
    @UwUYT Рік тому +808

    One of my favourite subreddits, not just for the hilarious pms themselves but for the replies people give

    • @upscale9109
      @upscale9109 Рік тому +43

      if I get a DM like these I'ma respond with something far worse just to fuck with them

    • @cameroncollins8619
      @cameroncollins8619 Рік тому +25

      It's like... The utter tonal whiplash between two messages is like a sucker punch to the face

    • @pqr8468
      @pqr8468 Рік тому +11

      @@cameroncollins8619 what the fuck is " The utter tonal whiplash"

    • @bon-jovian
      @bon-jovian Рік тому +18

      ​@@pqr8468 the way one person is being creepy and the other just isn't taking that shit 😂

    • @pqr8468
      @pqr8468 Рік тому +4

      @@bon-jovian damn thats a intresting word

  • @eliasbischoff176
    @eliasbischoff176 Рік тому +1012

    To quote my favorite Tumblr post of all time:
    "The bar was so low it was basically a tripping hazard in hell. Yet here you are, limbo-dancing with the devil"

    • @tribbittyt
      @tribbittyt Рік тому +39

      fantastic

    • @zeyre5136
      @zeyre5136 Рік тому +39

      Omg that's so fucking good

    • @InsanityVirus
      @InsanityVirus Рік тому +28

      Tumblr may be a hellsite
      But it's a beautiful hellsite lmao

    • @ProfessionalBugLover
      @ProfessionalBugLover Рік тому +10

      nah that bar is so low it went though the core of the earth and is currently orbiting the planet

    • @c0zmozys
      @c0zmozys Рік тому +4

      @@ProfessionalBugLoverand yet they proceed to limbo below it

  • @jacobmetz.99
    @jacobmetz.99 Рік тому +638

    It's so nice actually hearing Robin laugh.

  • @godzillabutwithinternet.6945
    @godzillabutwithinternet.6945 Рік тому +253

    This subreddit is the incarnation of:
    "Who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just sat down!"

  • @elhazthorn918
    @elhazthorn918 Рік тому +168

    Back when I was using a dating app, a guy once wanted to see a picture of my belly. Told him I didn't know him long enough for that. Didn't hear back for about two months. Then I get another message from him: "Since we've known each other a few months now, can I see your belly?"
    No, he did not get that picture.

    • @amiable_monster
      @amiable_monster Рік тому +41

      Man his logic is something else

    • @elhazthorn918
      @elhazthorn918 Рік тому +12

      Haha, I mean, I can laugh about it, since it was less creepy for me, more just odd.
      It would suck to receive some of these texts that the women in the video were sent.

    • @Cosmicgh0stieman18
      @Cosmicgh0stieman18 Рік тому +2

      You could have gotten a lot of money if he rlly wanted a belly pic 💀💀

    • @elhazthorn918
      @elhazthorn918 Рік тому +2

      @@Cosmicgh0stieman18 I dunno, the internet is full of belly pics.

    • @c0zmozys
      @c0zmozys Рік тому +2

      i mean he tried lmao

  • @Lilithjustvbin
    @Lilithjustvbin Рік тому +1120

    "that was simply a conversation opener"💀💀💀

    • @Honest_Mids_Masher
      @Honest_Mids_Masher Рік тому +105

      Me trying to justify the multiple death threats I sent to terrified individuals:

    • @UnattendedSlinky
      @UnattendedSlinky Рік тому +29

      Not me opening every conversation with a weird cat meme displaying *soup time*

    • @username_pending1328
      @username_pending1328 Рік тому +5

      For reddit this is extremely tame

    • @farawaygaming_
      @farawaygaming_ Рік тому +4

      Hey great feet, also what about those gas prices

    • @Ginger_Hrn
      @Ginger_Hrn Рік тому +14

      Atleast that's better than
      "I think your brother/sister is in my basement. Are you missing them?"

  • @thelarryman482
    @thelarryman482 Рік тому +685

    My mind immediately went to " creepy prime-ministers "
    Edit: where did all these likes come from OML

    • @jgcoverkknot5701
      @jgcoverkknot5701 Рік тому +65

      Every British prime minister

    • @FitzyCify
      @FitzyCify Рік тому +46

      Well that's not an especially huge leap...

    • @sketchicalitylol
      @sketchicalitylol Рік тому +26

      i can imagine any prime minister saying anything on the video
      god bless the uk

    • @UndecidedASMR
      @UndecidedASMR Рік тому +7

      Mine was creepy P.M. Seymour

    • @0-fishbowl-0
      @0-fishbowl-0 Рік тому +2

      mine went to pervert-minis

  • @0BucketMask0
    @0BucketMask0 Рік тому +118

    It's good to know that, despite being a very awkward person, I will never come off anywhere near this creepy and deranged.

    • @infiniteplanes5775
      @infiniteplanes5775 Рік тому +22

      As a socially awkward person, I live in constant fear that I’m about to say something creepy and deranged

    • @ranting2damax
      @ranting2damax Рік тому +12

      @@infiniteplanes5775 same honestly. I always try to take in mind what I’m ‘saying’ (typing?) so that others don’t get the wrong idea..

  • @voidpunx
    @voidpunx Рік тому +206

    The "show me your lesbian 🐈" guy sounds like he thinks they look different than hetero 🐈 for some reason lmao

    • @remc0s
      @remc0s Рік тому +2

      Don't they? 😯

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 Рік тому +34

      @@remc0s why would they? its still a female’s body with the same female genitalia. how would an orientation change that?

    • @pannacottafUWUgo
      @pannacottafUWUgo Рік тому +34

      @@remc0s yeah bro theyre stripy

    • @tallic967
      @tallic967 Рік тому +34

      ​@@remc0sThey glow in the dark homie

    • @xylophone_888
      @xylophone_888 Рік тому +8

      ​@@tallic967 what color tho?

  • @DrSuperLuigiSeth1
    @DrSuperLuigiSeth1 Рік тому +159

    I don’t think I’ve heard Robin laugh this much in a good while.
    I missed hearing it.

  • @JackieOwl94
    @JackieOwl94 Рік тому +63

    I remember rejecting a guy saying that I was married, and he started spewing shit about stepmom fetishes and wanting me to step on him and my husband catching us cheating.
    It REALLY scared me, and I blocked him almost immediately.

    • @Ihavenoclue630
      @Ihavenoclue630 Рік тому

      yeesh, you made the right decision, that person is definitely a different breed of person

    • @IDKALaN96
      @IDKALaN96 3 місяці тому +3

      Jesus..

  • @DeathAngelSuki
    @DeathAngelSuki Рік тому +31

    I think the new trend should be when creeps go into your DMs like that, just start sending the most disturbing stuff you can find so they get a taste of their own medicine. My favorite was seeing a scammer texting this dude, and the dude just spammed the scammer with the most eldritch Lovecraftian horror pictures with the creepiest of text and the scammer begged him to stop and leave him alone. This is where we're at now and I'm for it honestly.

  • @KY3R0
    @KY3R0 Рік тому +134

    A few months ago, my best friend would ask people to “SHOW ME YOUR ARMPITS” and looking at the thumbnail made me remember that-

    • @Meleedroit
      @Meleedroit Рік тому +29

      Please say they were doing it as a joke

    • @KY3R0
      @KY3R0 Рік тому +28

      @@Meleedroit They were 💀💀💀 they would not be my best friend if they weren’t 😭

    • @Cosmicgh0stieman18
      @Cosmicgh0stieman18 Рік тому +2

      LMAO

    • @hopelessdom
      @hopelessdom Рік тому

      WHO HAS THAT FETISH 😭

  • @3thanism
    @3thanism Рік тому +227

    The moment when you realize that Emkay is actually consisted of soulless people who sold their souls to the devil to make these videos and that's why they have Cuphead music playing in the background...

    • @PrkrS
      @PrkrS Рік тому +9

      Tf man? Is this a joke?

    • @sonicfangal2000
      @sonicfangal2000 Рік тому +15

      You'd have a gold medal if jumping to conclusions was an Olympic sport.

    • @hollowknightfanatic8905
      @hollowknightfanatic8905 Рік тому +2

      What

    • @infiniteplanes5775
      @infiniteplanes5775 Рік тому +4

      I’m pretty sure it’s a joke, because the absurdism

    • @ethirium4389
      @ethirium4389 Рік тому +7

      Yeah, I think this was a joke that meant to reference cuphead....

  • @sleepinginmoss
    @sleepinginmoss Рік тому +35

    I love it when the editors forget to censor something, it's like a lil snap back to reality

  • @InsanityVirus
    @InsanityVirus Рік тому +20

    As a legit answer to the ""why would you tell/ask me that?" to the guys who ask if they can get off to your pic, they're not actually looking for an answer half the time. Even if you say no, they just get off to the fact that you now know they're "having fun" to the thought of you and/or your pictures. It's gross, but that's just how it is. Best you can do is ignore it and, if you feel so inclined, block 'em

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg Рік тому +7

      Or send them a photo of shirtless Chris Hemsworth. I've always wanted to do that.

  • @erin1569
    @erin1569 Рік тому +30

    When a perv messaged me like that I told him I was a minor, that I took his username and called the authorities
    He disappeared from the internet lmfao

  • @suhwee
    @suhwee Рік тому +96

    THAT THUMBNAIL SCARED THE LIVING S*** OUTTA ME

  • @RaineDraa
    @RaineDraa Рік тому +25

    4:10 I think they mean "can cover that" in like "can make up for". Like, by having a "better" chest it will bring someone overall from being a (in their words) 5 out of 10, to a 6 or 7 out of 10.
    Not much better to say, but I guess it makes a bit more sense if we interpret it like this.

    • @cesaresolimando5145
      @cesaresolimando5145 Рік тому

      Pro tip: if you have big boobs people won't bother looking at your face, they'll be busy looking at something else
      For real tho, who tf messages a stranger to tell them to grow their boobs

  • @carstennsfw
    @carstennsfw Рік тому +21

    Am I the only one who finds it kind of adorable that he seems to not know that cup sizes can go beyond the letter "D"? :)

    • @mrfrogkingg
      @mrfrogkingg Рік тому +1

      I suppose I learned something new here...

  • @littleamy6646
    @littleamy6646 Рік тому +38

    4:16 there’s apparently a woman who purposefully grew her breasts to size L, yes that’s a thing apparently.

    • @ogmonstercock
      @ogmonstercock Рік тому

      Also the boobs aren’t covering her face they’re distracting us from her face
      Thought that was obvious

    • @a13m34
      @a13m34 Рік тому +3

      It do be like that sometimes

    • @onijester56
      @onijester56 Рік тому +14

      Hormones can impact the size of one's breasts... but the majority is part of one's physiology.
      Also, my friend has had I or J cups since middle-school, and they are so massive that they are literally destroying her spine. Anything even close to that, let alone anything more than that, is outright overkill.

    • @littleamy6646
      @littleamy6646 Рік тому +5

      @@onijester56 and then imagine someone doing that to herself on purpose, and no I don’t suppose it’s anything less than unnatural ways.

  • @codysteel3678
    @codysteel3678 Рік тому +12

    You guys make the most hilarious content and I really love all the subreddits that you do. I really love hearing Robin and his voice, it always makes me laugh and just all around makes my day a whole lot better. Thank you and keep up the amazing work.

  • @earthboundisawsome
    @earthboundisawsome Рік тому +6

    I genuinely don't know how people are either so sheltered, so naïve, so obvlivious, narcissistic etc. That they think they're being smooth in any of these situations. Like i understand why people might be desperate, but at what point does one become so delusional that they say any of these things? Like, I will never understand how anyone is this unaware of basic human etiquette.

  • @RmationYT
    @RmationYT Рік тому +9

    2:47 as doof said “lies are the very thing that carry our society”

  • @frenjko7159
    @frenjko7159 Рік тому +3

    When I was 13, some creepy dude DM’d me from r/teenagers and tried to groom me

  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter Рік тому +47

    I've certainly had my fair share of unusual DMs, but I wager I'll see a lot worse in this video. And funnier ones, too.
    Thanks for the second dose of funnies with Robin, EmKay team! :D

  • @thetruecroc8683
    @thetruecroc8683 Рік тому +10

    6:21the only thing I’ll make with them is a law suit for sexual harassment.

  • @asturrrr
    @asturrrr Рік тому +26

    1:07 I LOVE THIS ONE LMAOOOO

  • @alexandrialarsen3101
    @alexandrialarsen3101 Рік тому +11

    0:12 I think that's the same dude that wanted someone to uncensor a pitchers armpits

  • @davegayhan
    @davegayhan Рік тому +1

    I love how the second guy was so polite like “oh ok sorry!” we need more nice people like him

  • @woodyxbready8189
    @woodyxbready8189 Рік тому +17

    8:43 I need the full unedited line of "I bet you cosplay you fucking dork" because I am practically DYING 🤣

  • @tinadixon6605
    @tinadixon6605 Рік тому +11

    Im old, and when you calmly said "Clean your genitals", I peed myself laughing! Thank you!

  • @eveschaan
    @eveschaan Рік тому +19

    I really have to ask how people like this end up this creepy. How did they grow up and somehow deduce that this the way to interact with others?

    • @nitrogenFox
      @nitrogenFox Рік тому +6

      I'm pretty sure it's because a ton of people had a childhood with little to no interaction with anyone other than their parents, and therefore never learned through trial and error or any teaching from adults what are acceptable and unacceptable things to talk about with strangers/acquaintances

    • @erikhermansen3431
      @erikhermansen3431 Рік тому +2

      Sadly is has to work on occasion or they wouldn't do it, right?

    • @RaptorNX01
      @RaptorNX01 Рік тому +2

      yeah, unfortunately its a bit of a Boomhauer/asshole effect. Proposition enough people and eventually someone will say yes. Like alot of these issues it sadly works, which just encourages people to do it. the ones it works on will never admit to it, tho. similar to how there are some that are into actual non-con (not just cnc). those are rare, but they exist.

  • @mrnoob4274
    @mrnoob4274 Рік тому +16

    16:59 That cut was too funny

  • @Preppy_Glisten
    @Preppy_Glisten Рік тому +9

    9:29 if there is a subreddit called r/oddthreats then that needs to go there

  • @Fenet2000
    @Fenet2000 Рік тому +11

    I will never understand why people do that... There is so much free p*** on the Internet with people enjoy being watched while doing stuff you could not even imagine.
    Then why harassing people in their DMs? there are so much simpler solutions to your d- problems

  • @gokuxsephiroth4505
    @gokuxsephiroth4505 Рік тому +11

    I wish more UA-camrs did this and the r/PrayingMantis subreddits - these are so funny

  • @lennytnovel
    @lennytnovel Рік тому

    9:57 i was watching this while eating and immediately i stopped chewing. i had to re-think all of my life decisions leading up to clicking this video.
    thanks, emkay

  • @neviorsnowy
    @neviorsnowy Рік тому +1

    thank you emkay for blessing me with this amazing film experience

  • @potatoonskates5250
    @potatoonskates5250 Рік тому +5

    petition to simply unalive anyone who tries to reach into DM's like this

  • @CaKeBDA
    @CaKeBDA Рік тому +2

    Bro the censoring being the Kermit let me do it for you meme is just beautiful

  • @St0ner.b0ner99
    @St0ner.b0ner99 Рік тому +2

    Emkay losing it over these texts makes this so much funnier 😂😂😂

  • @darkhawk3195
    @darkhawk3195 Рік тому +7

    I’m being so real rn if someone hits me up for pics of my feet arm pit or anything else that’s not private and they’re paying me ? I’m sending them that shi right away idc how sad they are I’m legit getting paid/they’re paying for their weirdness it’s perfectly balanced

  • @yo_mum_420
    @yo_mum_420 Рік тому +6

    The guy in 3:13 should just shut up because she did not ask what he thought she should do with her privates and insult her

  • @eitrtine3448
    @eitrtine3448 Рік тому +1

    I love that Mr.Clean is the ad I have for this video... I might need some of that for my ears after hearing some of these things 😂

  • @Alexitty17
    @Alexitty17 Рік тому +35

    I got a creepy pm from a guy on reddit saying "what woupd you do if you woke up with me between your legs😜" for context im a 15 year old trans lesbian. This was a 36 year old man

    • @ranting2damax
      @ranting2damax Рік тому +6

      …. Holy shit,,the internet is a scary place, be safe out there, queen. (from one trans minor to another, also don’t let them bully or tease you for who you are, lots of people online seem to do that,,)

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 Рік тому +4

      fucking creepy. some people are so sick and the internet is a breeding place for them. stay safe. if its any consolation theres probably way more people who would want that man behind bars.

    • @czarnakoza9697
      @czarnakoza9697 Місяць тому

      "trans lesbian"
      literally kya

    • @Alexitty17
      @Alexitty17 Місяць тому

      @@czarnakoza9697 who's kya?

    • @czarnakoza9697
      @czarnakoza9697 Місяць тому

      @Alexitty17 no way it went over dude's head 💀

  • @jenkathefridge3933
    @jenkathefridge3933 Рік тому +20

    0:22 he was just saying hello, I have no idea what he did wrong

    • @jayharv285
      @jayharv285 Рік тому +10

      Yeah I'm confused on that one. Need to see more of the story for this

    • @ihap5180
      @ihap5180 Рік тому +11

      Not sure if this is a joke, but texting "heyy" instead of "hey" usually implies that they are trying to flirt or something.

  • @zukav3391
    @zukav3391 Рік тому +3

    I take some comfort in knowing that no matter how much of a social inept I am, at least I'm not a maniac that should be put on a police watchlist, or so I hope...

  • @Raven_Keeper
    @Raven_Keeper Рік тому +7

    I lost it at the "females" meme that was chosen.

  • @cinny.
    @cinny. Рік тому +7

    15:07 this is true, i tend to put lol in my messages when im trying to convey things im not so sure of or i find terrible to make myself feel... honestly i dunno.
    like when i talk about my feelings lol

  • @jaydencervantes3918
    @jaydencervantes3918 Рік тому +4

    Man I'm lewd and I'll be truthful to anyone I *KNOW* but this is got my brain to stop working half the time

  • @prvapatkica
    @prvapatkica Рік тому +5

    12:47 Its finaly worth knowing multiple languages.

  • @sparkie4212
    @sparkie4212 Рік тому +1

    "they are on vacation in mecha-Florida" might just be my favourite phrase for the week..

  • @doomdoom-1
    @doomdoom-1 Рік тому +9

    And here I am trying to get a normal conversation with someone and these clowns ruin it lmao

  • @that-one-queerdo
    @that-one-queerdo Рік тому +1

    The whole "Would you show your armpit" reminds me- for some reason of: "You wouldn't download a ___"

  • @InsomniacFlaaffy
    @InsomniacFlaaffy Рік тому +6

    "These are just circles."

  • @Sporkyboi
    @Sporkyboi Рік тому +1

    0:07 My mind immediately goes to “how much you willing to pay?” as well lol

  • @tworsfeline2302
    @tworsfeline2302 Рік тому +4

    1:25
    They's probably talking about the thing with the animals and the years.

  • @luluthewolf9995
    @luluthewolf9995 Рік тому +5

    These are the weirdest PMs ever.
    You cant change my mind.

  • @tomaszgoral4613
    @tomaszgoral4613 Рік тому +5

    10:10 i just started eating CHEESY LASANGE WHY CAN'T I EVEN EAT IN PEACE

  • @jenkathefridge3933
    @jenkathefridge3933 Рік тому +7

    10:32 He might be from Alabama because he's a brother

  • @ZillyArt32
    @ZillyArt32 Рік тому +3

    9:12 That exists, it's called findom, and judging by the way he talks, he may, in fact, be into that.

  • @jostv.2726
    @jostv.2726 Рік тому +4

    3:56 Maybe it is a veeeery small person that can´t see the face from their perspective.

  • @ethancoltrane5754
    @ethancoltrane5754 Рік тому +13

    0:01: I'm into pits, but that is NOT an acceptable opener in any context. People like this guy give the rest of us a bad rap.

  • @damiancrowley569
    @damiancrowley569 Рік тому +4

    Incomprehensible Lovecraftian horror? I didn't realize Saya was on dating apps now

  • @cynicalminion
    @cynicalminion Рік тому +1

    i already recognize that there's something wrong w/me because i'm NOT disturbed by the idea of robin and damian engaging in bdsm...

  • @user-wj6gq
    @user-wj6gq Рік тому +1

    The thumbnail: roblox powering imagination

    • @GlowBerryPumpkin
      @GlowBerryPumpkin Рік тому

      ​@spawnerist6241roblox is known for having an e dating problem

  • @carbs_r_delish
    @carbs_r_delish 6 місяців тому +1

    16:08 QUARK, MY BELOVED FERENGI PERVERT

  • @CrabMan2539
    @CrabMan2539 8 місяців тому

    2:25 I wasn't even looking at my phone at this moment and I knew from how you said it that the post had the wrong "You're"

  • @soupyclown
    @soupyclown 4 місяці тому +1

    I got an ad for Dove soap before this video
    ...I think it's tryna tell these people to take a shower 😭

  • @SkylabBeats
    @SkylabBeats Рік тому +2

    4:56 the censoring is absolute comedy gold 😂

  • @SebiLikesMilk
    @SebiLikesMilk Рік тому +7

    how the hell did it went from "cute dog pic man" to "want to swap d!*c pics?" in 13:55

  • @luke_sj
    @luke_sj Рік тому

    "Editor! Sound the alarm! We got.. 𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙁𝙀𝙈𝘼𝙇𝙀 𝘿𝙐𝘿𝙀*."
    -Robin, 2023

  • @jgcoverkknot5701
    @jgcoverkknot5701 Рік тому +29

    Average day on social media as a woman

    • @PicassoPorkchop
      @PicassoPorkchop Рік тому +10

      Or a minor

    • @katsssucks3413
      @katsssucks3413 Рік тому +4

      Some of these are men getting harassed too

    • @plaidy.
      @plaidy. Рік тому +3

      @@katsssucks3413 oh here comes the "men too!" guy when they clearly know we are talking about women being harrassed not men, and women face these types of creeps more frequently.

    • @dejus_e
      @dejus_e Рік тому

      @@plaidy.yeah yeah, woman are SO hard to live in these days, it’s not like they have more privileges cause they’re the minority and shit

    • @_paradigm
      @_paradigm Рік тому

      @@katsssucks3413 yea like that gonna change the fact that men still does this kinda shi

  • @official-obama
    @official-obama Рік тому

    the thumbnail is texting someone named john doe, probably for a more dramatic emoji, maybe to remove the scribbles, and maybe to move it to an iphone, implying they just got texted out of the blue

  • @mrchewy679
    @mrchewy679 Рік тому +6

    12:57 I feel a little ashamed just by the fact I understand the first message

    • @ihap5180
      @ihap5180 Рік тому +2

      I'm gonna regret this probably, but what does it say?

    • @mrchewy679
      @mrchewy679 Рік тому +3

      @@ihap5180 The same thing his other message says, just without the word 'big'

    • @KoRedHot
      @KoRedHot Рік тому +2

      yeah me too

  • @Altharionn
    @Altharionn Рік тому

    Love how some of the censor noises are short segments of "Let me do it for you"

  • @Smartlion1
    @Smartlion1 Рік тому +2

    3:52 i think he meant to compensate for

  • @grangesaves33
    @grangesaves33 Рік тому +1

    I got one of these texts once. I think they just send them out to every new phone number they can find

  • @devinlupei5071
    @devinlupei5071 Рік тому +6

    Is the first person my ex? They were an armpit person, and a foot person.
    I have my kinks too, but I keep those private unless asked or in an environment where talking about them are welcome. Have your kinks but don't be weird about them, why is that so hard?

  • @natsugaming1683
    @natsugaming1683 Рік тому +1

    How to gorlboss in this situation: 1.simply reply with James corden. 2. Offer to do it for 150 buckeroos then send a picture of James corden. 3. Become James corden and ascend ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @mozzfio
    @mozzfio Рік тому +5

    6:15 GAMER BABIES

  • @marsh_bo1
    @marsh_bo1 Рік тому +2

    I swear 80% of the videos on this channel make me want to blow up the internet

  • @foxzboi
    @foxzboi Рік тому +1

    I saw the thumbnail and knew this was gonna be good

  • @davidjacobs7465
    @davidjacobs7465 Рік тому +2

    The amount of simping that would stop and the less amount of lives would become disturbed if all of them simply knew how to google naked women...

  • @PlxsteredH34rt
    @PlxsteredH34rt Рік тому

    “Show me your armpits”
    Excuse me?
    Who tf wants to see those in that way

  • @Noofasaurus
    @Noofasaurus Рік тому +3

    If you want to make sure you never end up on this subreddit, think "would I say this to someone in person?" Before sending.

  • @thrilleex
    @thrilleex Рік тому +2

    I would gladly showed my armpit, I mean, it's just a hole filled with severed arms.

  • @kronklab
    @kronklab Рік тому

    givin me flashbacks that instas reply to story posts switchs to dms

  • @miss.the.artist
    @miss.the.artist Рік тому +3

    12:46 first sentence is in macedonian and man....im even more ashamed at my country

  • @beautyamber12
    @beautyamber12 Рік тому +10

    I once had a guy ask me if I wanted to be his dommy mommy babysitter and change his diapers in Dm rps. 🤮

    • @beautyamber12
      @beautyamber12 Рік тому +2

      @ᴄʀʏᴘᴛɪᴅ_s0ᴅᴀ the noise i made as i fourth dimension blocked there ass XD

  • @Mastercheif4174
    @Mastercheif4174 Рік тому +1

    better name: badpmsvibes

  • @elijahray5194
    @elijahray5194 Рік тому

    Funnily enough I *do* kinda use "lol" as punctuation, because I usually put them at the end of my texts and putting like a period or something after it just looks weird to me.

  • @rockz9783
    @rockz9783 Рік тому +1

    4:00 I think he meant growing the chest so people focus on that instead of the face?

  • @eledisvalentin1135
    @eledisvalentin1135 Рік тому +4

    10:19
    i just finished cleaning my right lung how do i put it back

  • @kayleeparker2983
    @kayleeparker2983 Рік тому +1

    Robins genuine laugh is amazing

  • @thatguyintherain3168
    @thatguyintherain3168 Рік тому +4

    This should be a guide for people what not to do.

  • @badboysupreme-13
    @badboysupreme-13 Рік тому +2

    by far, my favorite video of all lmfao

  • @Neris-of-the-other
    @Neris-of-the-other Рік тому

    -David who then?
    -Yes. Dr. David Who, actually.

  • @Sthrl188
    @Sthrl188 Рік тому +3

    Are you telling me a rice fried this chicken