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  • @actionjackson3522
    @actionjackson3522 Рік тому +2379

    So glad to hear Robin laughing in a video, instead of sounding like a 64 year old grandfather raging about the current price of beans on his fixed income.

  • @wouldntyouliketoknowwesath7789
    @wouldntyouliketoknowwesath7789 Рік тому +1046

    Remember folks. Never rp with someone unless you know theyre ok with it.

    • @JaggedBird
      @JaggedBird Рік тому +38

      This deserves a pin

    • @artezac
      @artezac Рік тому +155

      ​@@JaggedBird *softly pins this message up against the top of the comment section and smirks*

    • @JaggedBird
      @JaggedBird Рік тому

      @@artezac don't you start smartass

    • @Assarict
      @Assarict Рік тому +56

      ​@@artezac HELP

    • @artezac
      @artezac Рік тому +50

      @@Assarict I repent for my sins

  • @Just_a_commenter
    @Just_a_commenter Рік тому +3566

    Alright, only took 10 seconds to induce a genuine cringe. This'll be something else... Robin, you have my deepest sympathies for this.

  • @jaszvy
    @jaszvy Рік тому +154

    4:22 the way robin said “purr” has me dying 😭😭

  • @mr.manguyfellow
    @mr.manguyfellow Рік тому +42

    This subreddit is like being allergic to bees and having a giant japanese hornet fly near you

  • @ASHE_ATTACC
    @ASHE_ATTACC Рік тому +1573

    Robin's laughs are too contagious
    Y'all need to give our man more funny subreddits he deserves it

    • @solorutz
      @solorutz Рік тому +10

      Seconded! 😂😂

    • @jenniferbenedict2223
      @jenniferbenedict2223 Рік тому +12

      Just less cringey for his sanity.

    • @bbq_god
      @bbq_god Рік тому +1

      true

    • @SheepDude-qp7ux
      @SheepDude-qp7ux Рік тому +8

      Just give everything to robin at this point. Forfeit all mortal possessions to robin at this point

    • @unoreverse3756
      @unoreverse3756 Рік тому +2

      Totally didn’t want to toss myself off a bridge watching this

  • @mrmeepbeep4239
    @mrmeepbeep4239 Рік тому +616

    People taking franchises too far is just the equivalent of admiring a museum then pissing on the floor

    • @Portalz2345-lq2ef
      @Portalz2345-lq2ef Рік тому +17

      excuse me how??

    • @dustlicker3
      @dustlicker3 Рік тому +25

      yeah and people walking down the street is just the equivalent of eating an orange and puking it back out

    • @Venicouse
      @Venicouse Рік тому +6

      I would rather compare it to stealing artifacts from the museum (to be fair a bunch of museum items have been stolen from other places)

    • @Untitledmemo
      @Untitledmemo Рік тому

      A museum is a legalized exposition of stolen things

    • @wheelbox
      @wheelbox Рік тому +12

      ​@@Portalz2345-lq2ef i *think* they mean that like
      They admire the franchise and then kinda ruin it? Or at least mess it up a little?
      Not sure but I think that's what they meant.

  • @eilidhsager6856
    @eilidhsager6856 Рік тому +641

    This subreddit never fails to make me feel like I was touched innapropriatley on the bus. Like how is someone THAT GOOD at being creepy.

    • @thesevendeadlysins578
      @thesevendeadlysins578 Рік тому +31

      Reading that kind of writing shown in this subreddit makes me feel so uncomfortable and annoyed.

    • @Notheare
      @Notheare Рік тому +26

      i'm so desensitised it all feels like satire man

    • @HyperNova808
      @HyperNova808 Рік тому +12

      @@Nothearei’m sure some of it is satire, this is wishful thinking but it makes me feel a little better

    • @Soul.Resonant
      @Soul.Resonant Рік тому +7

      @@HyperNova808 it doesn’t make me feel better, that very descriptive foot one genuinely made me uncomfortable

    • @jessiesowter
      @jessiesowter Рік тому +2

      ​@@Soul.Resonantsame. why would someone think this was an okay thing to do 💀

  • @Oxygen1004
    @Oxygen1004 Рік тому +43

    18:30 As someone who used to do roleplay with other people (consensually), you hit the nail on the head. Only reason I hate these so much is because the other person clearly wasn't into or okay with this

    • @pawhaisoe-vy5kt
      @pawhaisoe-vy5kt Рік тому +3

      Yes. Consent. I am to a role-player and a BDSM sub. Consent. Is. Key.

  • @wisteriaaa_23
    @wisteriaaa_23 Рік тому +76

    "I slap lapis butt" had me absolutely dying. 💀

  • @terrymightyena5820
    @terrymightyena5820 Рік тому +377

    I usually do roleplaying with some friends on Discord, and I can't wrap my head around the idea of starting off with asterisks like that, with a complete stranger. Like even my friends and I, we separate RP and real talk.

    • @MavRaccoon
      @MavRaccoon Рік тому +49

      Dude, I do the same and I dont understand why you would talk to a total stranger straight with the asterisks.

    • @SagnificantAnnoyance
      @SagnificantAnnoyance Рік тому +13

      FR 😭

    • @JaggedBird
      @JaggedBird Рік тому +8

      Omg yes
      I'm the same! Finally someone who gets it

    • @FlamesAndShadows
      @FlamesAndShadows Рік тому +15

      I think its the invasive, controlling or out of the blue sexual that are the problem

    • @JaggedBird
      @JaggedBird Рік тому +1

      @@FlamesAndShadows exactly! Thank you!! Some of us just want to write fiction for fun or some use it as a way to vent, not this disgusting tripe. Fuck sake no one wants this shit it's really fucking discomforting

  • @maxwellwilliams1802
    @maxwellwilliams1802 Рік тому +138

    Really love how Robin gets into character for reading these. Adds an extra layer to it that just reading it wouldn't give.

  • @TheaterCryptid
    @TheaterCryptid Рік тому +197

    As someone who do literate roleplay and has done so for years, those people baffle me. I get having characters and plots or imagine scenarios. Hell, although I am not a biggest fan of self-insert, I get that too. But starting conversations like that without talking about it? Consent and talking about rules beforehand is so important. You don't know if your rp's partners are triggered by some subjects they don't want to read about, if they're comfortable with erp, etc. if you dont talk about ur beforehand. And no, it's not cute to introduce yourself like that, except if it was clarified beforehand. Another thing is having a character having a crush on another oc is fine on its own but interactions should also be talked about except if it's precised (some posts on some site are sometimes "here's my character, you can interact with them" or start of rp that anybody cam answer too)
    I personally have difficulty with asterisks as they're often associated with One/two liners or people less 'experienced', which is totally fine on its own but I had pretty bad experiences with those type of people.
    TLDR: coming from a literate roleplayer, roleplay is fun when you talk about it beforehand with the other person.

    • @kazandyumiakatsukifans3179
      @kazandyumiakatsukifans3179 Рік тому +1

      Dude same!!!

    • @ryanhughes6405
      @ryanhughes6405 Рік тому +14

      Bro these things make me die inside as a rper. I just wanna scream "PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE NOT ALL OF US RPERS ARE THIS BAD!"

    • @TheaterCryptid
      @TheaterCryptid Рік тому +13

      @@ryanhughes6405 Then when you say to people that you roleplay, they immediately think you're super cringey because they associate us with those people. Sigh.

    • @9895_
      @9895_ Рік тому +4

      I just respond with a polite death wish, some of them work really well. Especially if they don't know me and are just some random from a game

    • @thesevendeadlysins578
      @thesevendeadlysins578 Рік тому +10

      Yeah, I agree. It pains me to read that kind of writing, be it roleplay or not. I'm an avid reader and writer, so the broken spelling, sentence structure and abrupt strangeness just annoys me.

  • @h3athen_
    @h3athen_ Рік тому +21

    13:16
    i'm going to start quoting that.
    "say it dude! say it! t-t-t-today, junior! spit it out!"

  • @fluffyfellow80
    @fluffyfellow80 Рік тому +16

    I feel so sorry about you having to read 15:35 even watching that part made me gag.

  • @mushroomy9899
    @mushroomy9899 Рік тому +224

    Robin having fun with a subreddit for once is nice. Also, it’s completely understandable, this shit funny af.

    • @not_a_real_handle
      @not_a_real_handle 10 місяців тому

      Off topic, but I love the crochet mushroom pfp.

  • @jessigraphiel9048
    @jessigraphiel9048 Рік тому +129

    Dude... Can we all acknowledge how great Robin's voice acting is? He needs to read that crap and it still sounds awesome and real.

    • @UndecidedASMR
      @UndecidedASMR Рік тому +6

      I mean, he IS a voice actor.

    • @Sp3pS
      @Sp3pS 9 місяців тому

      he should be a voice actor

  • @emmyjg3611
    @emmyjg3611 Рік тому +89

    8:00 Robin always suprises me with his manic laughs. I always forget that he is a voice actor

    • @olive_anders6355
      @olive_anders6355 Рік тому +5

      I was legit drinking water and I almost spit it out from laughter- 🤣😂

    • @timeblade
      @timeblade Рік тому +3

      He is??

    • @axam5932
      @axam5932 Рік тому +1

      HE IS?? THATS SO COOL??

  • @anniestars2329
    @anniestars2329 Рік тому +16

    7:50 Someone with a 155 IQ would know how to spell jiu-jitsu correctly-

    • @Aerialyn
      @Aerialyn Рік тому +3

      You missed the "exells" and "your" 😂
      Also, he should be saying "ignoring someone with an IQ of 155".
      The message is ironically poorly written all around.

    • @anniestars2329
      @anniestars2329 Рік тому

      @@Aerialyn Fr tho lmao-

  • @OfLoyaliisms
    @OfLoyaliisms Рік тому +4

    As someone who actively RPs.... I am SO glad they put someone who's familiar with OLDSCHOOL MYSPACE RP on this particular vid. Makes it ten times funnier when they have familiarity with online RP
    I'm absolutely CACKLING at this.

  • @YormanGand
    @YormanGand Рік тому +120

    I would love to hear Jack and Robin do a text conversation-based subreddit and alternate back and forth with the text conversation. That shit would be hilarious.

  • @SilverFoxeGames
    @SilverFoxeGames Рік тому +260

    i never viewed the other r/creepyasterisks videos, as i was really afraid it was gonna be too cringy for my taste, but after watching this one, i now can say that i have a new, much better way to deal with scammers

    • @CyborgCharlotte
      @CyborgCharlotte Рік тому +33

      The only time when this kind of thing is acceptable is when you’re messing with scammers.
      One time I quoted the entirety of Meet The Soldier to a scammer :P

    • @ProfessionalBugLover
      @ProfessionalBugLover Рік тому +40

      “hello we’ve come to reach you about your car-“
      *nuzzles you* “owo, whats dis?” *blushes and-*
      “WHAT THE F-“

    • @kaliiii_a
      @kaliiii_a Рік тому +9

      @@ProfessionalBugLover cackling rn

    • @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
      @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 Рік тому +1

      Brilliant.

  • @xianinolouietaneca7798
    @xianinolouietaneca7798 Рік тому +140

    im tired of being so distressed about waring people about the fall, its time for me to sit back and watch one of emkay's videos, never fails to put a smile on my face
    Edit: hey I acually got 100+ likes, that's new, thanks!

  • @mikhagamingworld
    @mikhagamingworld Рік тому +14

    2:15
    This feels like the lost script for one of MeatCanyon animations

  • @RatisticTheSecond
    @RatisticTheSecond Рік тому +13

    Robin laughing his ass off and dying cuz of this subreddit is so wholesome despite the nature of this subreddit 😭

  • @michealbounds550
    @michealbounds550 Рік тому +139

    You can literally hear Robin's braincells dying reading this subreddit

  • @Dubloon418
    @Dubloon418 Рік тому +116

    I genuinely love this subreddit because it's either a guy joking around or some weird fetish guy 😭

    • @PossiblySomebodyWhoExists
      @PossiblySomebodyWhoExists Рік тому +3

      Or just a furry (second thing you guessed)

    • @Praise-Algoritmi
      @Praise-Algoritmi Рік тому +11

      @@PossiblySomebodyWhoExistsjust her to state that being a furry doesn’t mean u force ur fetishes on another person! I dont want any arguments and hope you dont get angry at me now thanks have a nice day/night!

    • @k0slizard389
      @k0slizard389 Рік тому +3

      @@Praise-AlgoritmiA dog tried to eat my chocolate sangwidge when I was in Ireland. I panicked and last a chocolate sangwidge, but now I got a free dog! What do you think of chocolate sangwidges?

    • @Praise-Algoritmi
      @Praise-Algoritmi Рік тому +5

      @@k0slizard389 what- do you mean sandwich? If yes idk if no idk either

    • @k0slizard389
      @k0slizard389 Рік тому +1

      @@Praise-Algoritmi ye, where I’m from in Ireland we pronounced it as “sangwidge”.

  • @Rrrab
    @Rrrab Рік тому +128

    I've never laughed so much at an emkay video, thank you for making my day

    • @illegalcumtrader56
      @illegalcumtrader56 Рік тому +1

      You haven’t watched it yet

    • @Xtailren
      @Xtailren Рік тому

      @@illegalcumtrader56 Never have I laughed so much at a comment. Thank you for mak-... wait whats that name. and pfp. Bruh

    • @crankyfnaf0123
      @crankyfnaf0123 10 місяців тому

      it only gets better

  • @johnfkennede
    @johnfkennede Рік тому +6

    13:01 legitimately gave me a stroke
    WHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS

  • @videogamer71452
    @videogamer71452 Рік тому +8

    5:00 cinderace is a pokemon from the pokemon games sword and shield, in case you didn't know.

  • @baconator2484
    @baconator2484 Рік тому +60

    how does this man bring himself to read these out loud for the internet to see

  • @Glegh
    @Glegh Рік тому +179

    * slowly moves finger to subscribe button * father Emkay

    • @baguetteperson
      @baguetteperson Рік тому +42

      *shyly likes comment* u-u-u-u-u-uh t-t-take my- li-like!
      this is satire for anyone wondering.

    • @3229dan
      @3229dan Рік тому +26

      *suddenly rings the bell on Emkay's channel in a rather confident and fashionable manner while contemplating and questioning my very own existence* 🫠

    • @guardiank3077
      @guardiank3077 Рік тому +13

      *dodges*

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 Рік тому +12

      *licks the like button with shaky breaths* daddy John~

    • @cynister7384
      @cynister7384 Рік тому +10

      @@damienearl8302 Who tf is john

  • @chicopridebean368
    @chicopridebean368 Рік тому +124

    My mental state is rapidly deteriorating, and this video made it worse. Thank you Emkay crew.

    • @PossiblySomebodyWhoExists
      @PossiblySomebodyWhoExists Рік тому +8

      My mental state was already destroyed. But this just eliminated the last bit left

    • @JacksonRatkai_
      @JacksonRatkai_ Рік тому +2

      I already wanted to kms but now I’m gonna

    • @chicopridebean368
      @chicopridebean368 Рік тому +1

      Please don’t, it’s not a good idea.

    • @user-yt8ud9np9i
      @user-yt8ud9np9i Рік тому

      I think that after this video I'll need to dig a grave for my own brain cells...

  • @taurtura7677
    @taurtura7677 Рік тому +15

    3:20 isn’t the whole point of messaging them NOT TO ACT LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF THEM??

  • @danser_theplayer01
    @danser_theplayer01 Рік тому +10

    6:20 I ain't gona lie I'm pretty sure I watched more than a hundred anime and I don't know what that dude means by "anime jump backwards"....

  • @Banan_Man_
    @Banan_Man_ Рік тому +26

    3:54 The family enjoys their milk at the table
    Little did they know, it was harvested from my creature

  • @scremmurre5783
    @scremmurre5783 Рік тому +29

    I'm concerned as to how Robin pulled off such a believable, clean maniacal laugh... Robin, is there something you aren't telling the rest of us?

  • @imdead7422
    @imdead7422 Рік тому +14

    13:18 he said that tttttoday junior and I haven't heard that in YEARS. Memories of Midwestern grandparents yelling at me 🫣

  • @meraklija316
    @meraklija316 Рік тому +12

    4:02 - ahhhahh, good ol' harvesting the milk from one's creature! 😂 Two sentence horror stories...

  • @your.local_person257
    @your.local_person257 Рік тому +7

    11:35 it would have been a funny plot twist if the person replied “im a man” after they replied “wtf”

  • @thesewinggeekmiri9029
    @thesewinggeekmiri9029 Рік тому +21

    15:04 I want to thank OP for writing this long, descriptive message. Listening to this made me so nauseous that I couldn't continue eating my ice cream.

  • @HalfWolf2
    @HalfWolf2 Рік тому +28

    As someone who's done online rp, I've somehow been lucky enough not to encounter this ever, and at this point I only do it with my boyfriend, and only because we're both cool with it and because it's a goofy and fun way to kill time

    • @urthizmine2001
      @urthizmine2001 Рік тому +5

      I do it with my partner as well, we always have to ask though because the other may not be in the mood.
      I've done rp for about 8 years (I don't know why lmao it's fun ig) I've never gotten messages like that except for on Roblox or online games
      Even as a furry I do not send stuff like that lmao

    • @SimonPegasus
      @SimonPegasus Рік тому +2

      @@urthizmine2001 I've gotten a very concerning dm once that still haunts me to this day. Be glad you haven't encountered much of it in these parts of the internet

  • @crazyboi5000
    @crazyboi5000 Рік тому +40

    7:10 dude, I laughed so hard at this I almost made the name sound Robin made

    • @uncolored2060
      @uncolored2060 Рік тому +4

      He's great at it

    • @BunnyDudette.
      @BunnyDudette. Рік тому +4

      I laughed so hard that I couldn’t, I rethought my life

    • @theeharlz
      @theeharlz Рік тому +3

      🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖🦖 *_hey_*

    • @Rotten_bonesXx
      @Rotten_bonesXx Рік тому +3

      HaEaRaEëÆhey there😊

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 7 місяців тому

      Sounds like the noises my friend makes when he stretches.

  • @goofierdude
    @goofierdude Рік тому +8

    6:12 *I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream. TO BE FREE OF THESE CRAZY FREAKS!*

  • @gigglenose1990
    @gigglenose1990 5 днів тому +1

    "consent? whats that?" - at least one person in every single image in this video

  • @galgimeshdestroyerofworlds5313
    @galgimeshdestroyerofworlds5313 Рік тому +296

    Feels illegal to be this early. In all seriousness, I’m really thankful for this UA-cam channel, it’s a safe space for me when things at home are going bad. I’m a huge fan of specifically Robin and Lexi, imma part of the LGBTQ+ community and it’s really heartwarming to know there’s such an accepting UA-cam community for people like me, run by people like me. You’re probably not gonna see this, let alone answer, but from the bottom of my heart, thanks Emkay!

    • @normaefird9579
      @normaefird9579 Рік тому +4

      Oh wait yeah, 10 minutes, damn

    • @horse9722
      @horse9722 Рік тому +6

      That’s nice to hear and all, but that’s because it is illegal. 🚨

    • @illegalcumtrader56
      @illegalcumtrader56 Рік тому

      @@horse9722yea this guy should be arrested

    • @stickinthemudstudios
      @stickinthemudstudios Рік тому +7

      Don't wanna be that guy but *accepting

    • @edenstonne
      @edenstonne Рік тому +1

      It's been only 1 hour but I hope you're doing well now :D

  • @et0nsl1ght20
    @et0nsl1ght20 Рік тому +29

    Poor Robin having to suffer for these, give this man a raise

  • @GingerSnape46
    @GingerSnape46 Рік тому +14

    That one about the feet (14:51) had me howling, because my feet are FOUL! Seriously, the United States Department of Defense could use my foot sweat as chemical warfare!

  • @ihasmdb389
    @ihasmdb389 Рік тому +2

    Never heard anyone having THIS much fun with these before! This is awesome

  • @shuporangporang_linos-1
    @shuporangporang_linos-1 Рік тому +5

    7:24
    “ I was at home the entire day. “
    “….”

  • @kgamesnyc
    @kgamesnyc Рік тому +16

    2:39 the best part is the response that was cut off. it was that image of skipper from penguins of madagascar with a shook expression

    • @Aerialyn
      @Aerialyn Рік тому +1

      The fact that I know EXACTLY what image you're talking about is amazing LMAO

  • @BlueLizardKing
    @BlueLizardKing Рік тому +19

    1:20 "you'll be arrested regardless" I'm imagining that they were actually the cops, and it's hilarious.

  • @Shae_Sandybanks
    @Shae_Sandybanks Рік тому +26

    ok so the one at 4:37 is pretty hilarious

  • @shannonrobbins59
    @shannonrobbins59 Рік тому +5

    7:45 bro says he has a 155 IQ and then uses the wrong “your”

  • @mark.fedorov
    @mark.fedorov Рік тому +3

    Robin acting out the asterisks adds so much fun to this

  • @basicallyscurry
    @basicallyscurry Рік тому +21

    4:50 made my youtube crash
    thats how good the comment is

  • @nateproductions8264
    @nateproductions8264 Рік тому +46

    4:30 had me dead 💀💀💀

  • @kiiturii
    @kiiturii Рік тому +43

    just 3 minutes in and I haven't laughed this much in a long time, Robin's laugh is so contagious lmao

  • @Lolstalgia
    @Lolstalgia Рік тому +13

    If anyone actually made it through this entire video I applaud you.

  • @HalfDemon_a_noob
    @HalfDemon_a_noob Рік тому +11

    10:54 bro the NOO just makes me wheeze so ducking hard!

  • @Ginger_Hrn
    @Ginger_Hrn Рік тому +18

    7:02
    Perry the anxious teen nerd !

    • @egg2566
      @egg2566 Рік тому

      I assume your making a Phineas and ferb reference, if so, thanks for that image

  • @The_chicken_123
    @The_chicken_123 Рік тому +15

    “UWU” I am really concerned for any narrator’s health after this sub

  • @thatoneguy5148
    @thatoneguy5148 Рік тому +21

    At 5:10 I became INSANELY upset because I genuinely love Cinderace. It’s my favourite Pokémon and people are doing this shit with it. Pain.

    • @CJSpider10
      @CJSpider10 Рік тому +5

      people are down bad

    • @thatoneguy5148
      @thatoneguy5148 Рік тому +2

      @@CJSpider10 ikr 💀

    • @SylvyViolett
      @SylvyViolett Рік тому +2

      I feel ya
      Sometimes, I just wanna blaze kick them to the edge of the galaxy

  • @TheRockRock367
    @TheRockRock367 Рік тому +10

    9:57 bro is describing his dream fetish 💀💀

    • @axam5932
      @axam5932 Рік тому

      frl ☠☠

    • @Xx_D4RK_K1N_xX
      @Xx_D4RK_K1N_xX Рік тому +1

      BRO OTS OVERWATCH TOO ITS NOT A RUMBA ITS A MF HUMANOID ROBOT

  • @cheshire_sensei
    @cheshire_sensei Рік тому +11

    I'm glad that Robin is finally enjoying a subreddit

  • @Wolfbyte_the_Weirdo
    @Wolfbyte_the_Weirdo Рік тому +6

    What irks me the most is people seem to have trouble seeing the difference between liking roleplay and having a complete OC. You don't have to have an OC to do roleplay, and you dont need roleplay to have an OC

  • @oldmanregret
    @oldmanregret Рік тому +23

    5:44 perfect response to anyone who does this

  • @hedgeon3205
    @hedgeon3205 Рік тому +2

    7:13 I actually choked on my drink at this one, especially with robin perfectly sounding out the “hhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

  • @durpydino1074
    @durpydino1074 Рік тому +2

    4:52
    Man I was really waiting for the weird part, and by god it showed up and hit me like a train.

  • @braylongouge9103
    @braylongouge9103 Рік тому +14

    10:19 Lions can’t even purr

  • @CraftyLilSoto
    @CraftyLilSoto Рік тому +8

    14:43 I went through full disgust, then embarrassment, disgust again, and then hilarity over the course of 30 seconds. What the hell.

  • @that1cat999
    @that1cat999 Рік тому +22

    14:28 I just want to let everyone know, this is not at all what most furs are like, thank you for your time

    • @nayzal
      @nayzal Рік тому +1

      Thank you lol

    • @uncolored2060
      @uncolored2060 Рік тому +2

      I mean, they're still weird af
      I don't really care if I'm racist or mean, they're furries for God sake, I am lucky to never meet any irl

    • @nayzal
      @nayzal Рік тому +6

      @@uncolored2060 furries are people who like anthropomorphic animals. That's it. It's pretty simply just an interest like any other.

    • @nayzal
      @nayzal Рік тому +2

      Oh and you probably have met some in real life. Most aren't exactly flaunting it.

    • @uncolored2060
      @uncolored2060 Рік тому +1

      @@nayzal well thank god for that

  • @tibedog5629
    @tibedog5629 Рік тому +6

    14:01 - as an ex furry, no no that is totally correct an true an real. The give away is that math being 141%

  • @TheIckyKoala
    @TheIckyKoala Рік тому +5

    14:17 that adds up to a total of 141%. thats crazy.

  • @impracticalnuke
    @impracticalnuke Рік тому +6

    Okay but the "points at you --pussy-- " guy is stepping real close to the cannibalism realm and it's funny.

  • @Jobama998
    @Jobama998 Рік тому +47

    My pet rock of 14 years died of old age a few hours ago, and my family is making fun of me.
    Her name was Rookie, and she was a small crested rock. I really loved her a lot, for such a small thing she had so much personality. She would always walk onto my hand if I held it out for her and would jump to the cage door if I was home from work.
    For the last week, she had been sluggish and not climbing at all. She stopped visiting me when I came home and stayed on the cage floor. I knew deep down it was her age, but I wanted to just believe she was just maybe a little out of it, so I tried to keep her healthy and hydrated. Just today, I came home and found her motionless, i went to touch her gently and saw she was still breathing and stiff. But she was clearly weak, and the breathing was shallow. I didn't want to bother her, I know rocks get stressed out by human touch when they are uncomfortable, so I left her.
    An hour later, she was dead, I knew because when I went to touch her, she was limp. She had never been so limp before.
    I told my sister and showed her the body as I was taking it to the backyard for a burial. She seemed shocked but oddly asked to take a pic. I told her no as it was weird.
    I buried her, grieved for a few hours, and decided I would stay home from work tomorrow.
    My parents came home, and I told them they were respectful. Well, my mom at least was sympathetic. My dad didn't do much but listen. I just came back upstairs, and I heard them talking. My dad and sister dont exactly have quiet voices.
    They said that I was overreacting, how maybe if it was the dog, I should be upset and crying. And how my managers would think I would be stupid if I called in for the death of a rock.
    I thought they would be respectful, but I guess they really didn't care for her or how much she meant to me. It makes me furious, but I dont have the energy to confront them. She may have been small and not the brightest, but I really did love Rookie, I've had her since I was in elementary school. I just wish they were more understanding about this.

  • @itsoctotv
    @itsoctotv Рік тому +20

    9:11 mom's spaghetti

  • @XtheOriginal1
    @XtheOriginal1 11 місяців тому +3

    10:30
    How tall are you?
    6’4?
    Mmmmm… *p-sy purring*
    And that concludes this conversation. Stay safe *walks away slowly*

  • @thelocalcalifornian
    @thelocalcalifornian Рік тому +1

    2:10 ITS THE PERFECT GRAMMAR AND FORMALITY THAT GETS ME EVERY SINGLE TIME OMFG 😭😭😭😭

  • @RedSkorpion0769
    @RedSkorpion0769 Рік тому +9

    Because of my social anxiety, I always think that other people see me like this when I text them. 8:52 especially this part

  • @moonylostagain
    @moonylostagain Рік тому +13

    8:37 Robin actually sounded like they were crying lol

  • @the_horror_fanatic6024
    @the_horror_fanatic6024 Рік тому +7

    PLEASE make this subreddit a regular thing!

  • @TechBirb
    @TechBirb Рік тому +4

    8:20 wrong your. He just said "im blocking you are number."

  • @ThatOnePaulGuy
    @ThatOnePaulGuy Рік тому +5

    The section that was inside 8:17 reminded me a ton of that one character Rocky from Lackadaisy for some reason

  • @strayiggytv
    @strayiggytv Рік тому +18

    4:43 freaking destroys me wtf

  • @KYCDK
    @KYCDK Рік тому +14

    3:06 thats hilarious, not cringe imo, either wanted to make sure they got blocked, or thought it would be funny either way

  • @randomaccount64
    @randomaccount64 Рік тому +19

    Good god what was that laugh at 2:32 🤣🤣

  • @vicious_cycle
    @vicious_cycle Рік тому +4

    Please. Never stop giving Robin this subreddit.

  • @festive_
    @festive_ Рік тому

    oh my goodness, I’ve been looking for a subreddit like this, praise you Emkay

  • @Imidentifiednow
    @Imidentifiednow Рік тому +35

    As a furry, i am sorry you had to go through the "hewwo" stuff

    • @Humanresouces
      @Humanresouces Рік тому +12

      I accept your apology. However, the community as a whole will have to repent.

    • @damienearl8302
      @damienearl8302 Рік тому +2

      @@Humanresouces In your dreams, random commentatooorrrrrrr!

    • @Kv-2Heavy
      @Kv-2Heavy Рік тому

      ​@@Humanresouces HR, please banish them to the shadow realm of unemployment

    • @Kv-2Heavy
      @Kv-2Heavy Рік тому +1

      @Extant Fellow Don't start talking shit or they'll hear and send their drones to your location. U.S military doesn't mess around

    • @Humanresouces
      @Humanresouces Рік тому

      @@Kv-2Heavy If what you say is true then I must cast the spell. لقد تم تسريحك بشكل مخزي من جيش الولايات المتحدة

  • @owngamesgamer4030
    @owngamesgamer4030 Рік тому +8

    9:30 *dad was the one who opened the door and you didnt notice cause youre too scared to open your eyes*
    Dad: omg yes never thought you would ask

  • @beaniemeanie1998
    @beaniemeanie1998 Рік тому +6

    Wish I had the same level of confidence and gall as someone who doesn't hesitate to hit up a random stranger with unsolicited creepy texts

  • @serpent.productions
    @serpent.productions Рік тому

    There’s a difference between roleplaying peacefully IN A PLACE WHERE YOURE SUPPOSED TO ROLEPLAY and BEING RESPECTFUL
    AND THIS SUB.

  • @mikethewhizz5085
    @mikethewhizz5085 Рік тому +1

    What did those poor cleaning robots ever do to them? MONSTERS

  • @Shugunou
    @Shugunou Рік тому +10

    I find it funny how they went through the effort to come up with exact species proportions for their genitals and it doesn't even add up to 100%.

    • @cynister7384
      @cynister7384 Рік тому +2

      Part of why I think it's most likely a joke

    • @Shugunou
      @Shugunou Рік тому +1

      @@cynister7384 Probably but I have seen people in the furry fandom who are like this unironically so it is possible it is real.

  • @entrapta8049
    @entrapta8049 Рік тому +34

    Immediately upon seeing the first part of the video I was immediately hit with a lethal dose of cringe.

    • @RX-782Gundam
      @RX-782Gundam Рік тому +6

      same and my brain legit commit not alive for 5 sec

    • @9895_
      @9895_ Рік тому

      The best way to lose weight is read these, you are currently blowtorching neurons off your brain while witnessing these

  • @baguetteperson
    @baguetteperson Рік тому +8

    nah bro, Robin seems a bit too interested in this subreddit with all the acting 💀

  • @awaredeshmukh3202
    @awaredeshmukh3202 Рік тому +5

    15:15 oh god I DO want to commit unalive now

  • @gooseygoose46673
    @gooseygoose46673 Рік тому +3

    I feel bad for Robin, denying the worst ones are real when they probably sadly are.

  • @Ghostfighter797
    @Ghostfighter797 Рік тому +17

    I hope Robin is doing well after this subreddit