Reading My Weird DMs
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- Опубліковано 10 вер 2021
- You guys are so funny! Love reading your DM's! Thank you for all the kind words most of you sent and let me know down below what else you guys want to see!
Appreciate you!
Social Media: linktr.ee/Kallmekris
Cut by Jason Christopher Mayer
IG: @jayjaymay - Фільми й анімація
Hope you enjoy the video!! NEXT video will be me attempting 5 Min Crafts thanks to you guys hahaha! So tell me in the comments whether you want "Everyday hacks" or "Beauty Hacks" ?! Love yah!
Hiiiii
YAAASS
#teamketchup
Love ya
Half of these aren’t weird DMs anymore, they’re just a bunch of simps
@Gray Plays LMFAO WHEN YOU REALIZE ITS A VERIFIED GUY
am i early?
yes.
lol you didn’t get your normal likes
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Honestly I haven't seen any comments talking about how good she was at singing... She killed it!
Ive seen a lot lol
She killed somone??
Yes
FR
AGREED
12:05 "infant baby child" thanks for clearing that one up Kris AHAHAHAHAHA
I love AC/DC Im a HUGE heavy metal fan!!! so nice to see somebody else appreciates their music!!!
Kris: “You’re wearing jeans? You’re gonna die Jessica!”
Person named Jessica: 👁👄👁
thats me, and i also happen to be wearing jeans (:
@@jessw9565 lmaoooooooooo
@@jonatanhelles6448 teehee
Her sister’s name is Jessica
@Jess W girl same
“Dress for a zombie apocalypse” - Kris, president of the millennials.
Lol underrated
SHOCKING!!!
ua-cam.com/video/78xRjnLxZhIS/v-deo.htmlHOCKING!!!
ua-cam.com/video/78xRjnLxZhI/v-deo.html
She’s not a millennial she’s a gen z
@@Adricircle 1996, she’s millennial. Just 🤓
@@mizzcrazy17 nah theres definition tht starts gen z at 1995
can we just take a moment to appreciate how amazing Kris' voice is, her singing in phenomenal xx
The way Kris said “10 dollar me love you long time” absolutely KILLED ME 💀
We have the same Pfp lol
She is one of the funniest 🤣😄...
And she is cute too...🤧🤣
Nah fr tho 🤧
That “ you can’t even get 5 girls look in your general direction”
Has to be the greatest I have ever heard
for me I can’t even get 1
Because there are no girls in my class
yeah probably one of the best comeback roasts ever
Yes
I made the likes 555
"That is not a verb I would use to describe me" Kris' English skills are unmatched :'D
•
The fact it was adjective is phenomenal...
Yes, it's clear she meant she wouldn't use the verb "are" to describe herself. Which is accurate; she would use "am."
That boxes/bags dm was the best. There is little unique thought in the world, but that gets a gold star
Kris: Zoom out
Jay: I’m just gonna zoom in harder
The fact that she can sing this well, and yet i have yet to see a musical theatre character that wont stop singing.
Yes please I need to see that
Its cos of the shirt shes wearing
kris: sexy is not a verb to describe me.
“Writings not that easy, but, Grammarly can help!”
Hahahahaha lol!!
"This sentence is grammatically correct,but it's wordy and hard to read!"
fuck sake i hate that ad
@@noorafshantariq5981 Same
I literally got a Grammarly ad for this video
Lol... The Riley bit at 7:25... Love it! 🤣🤣
I totally didn't just imagine Kris in the walking dead & she's the only 1 who survived all the way through & escaped the apocalypse- 😂🤣💀☠️
I’m speechless because YOU JUST REVEALED A SECRET TALENT BESTAY YOU HAVE AN INCREDIBLE VOICE
THANK YOU FOR TALKING ABOUT THIS
OMG IKR KDJJSKA
That's what I said
Yes!! I was like holy shit is she just being casual or is she really trying because either way DAYUM. this girls got it all, and doesn't even realize it ^-^
When you realize that her whole channel is based on her voice.
"You probably can't even get five girls to look in your general direction"
You're not wrong :(
I feel bad for you
Hope you feel Better soon
You're not alone lmao. Just laugh it off, the right ones will come around love :)
Not wrong, i only get 2 and they "bully" meh
you're not the only one
I only got 1 and its because she`s my friend😂
Kris is funny, kind, sweet, does impressions, can act and sings. Amazing talent
The start and the BAAÁæaAAAaAaaAh every few times 🤣
Honestly I had no idea she even checked DMs, but the fact that she not only checks them but also saves fan art and makes it her phone background is so precious omg
"Dress for a zombie apocalypse."
We all know that Kris is never really alone, Her personalities are always with her, like genshin she can switch into a diffrent person, We know Katrina would protect, Same goes for "Please don't kill me." 👏Katrina 👏will 👏always 👏protect.
Fax
Katrina will proteccccccccc at all costs
THE DEEP QUESTIONS OF LIFE "ARE BAGS THE LIQUID FORM OF BOXES"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OMG LOL! When you said Jessica, my sister looked at my phone and we started busting out laughing! 😂 🫶
Not only she’s a good voice actor she’s an amazing singer!
I recan
It’s quite normal for voice actors they can also sing
IKR?!?
SHOCKING!!!
ua-cam.com/video/78xRjnLxZhIS/v-deo.htmlHOCKING!!!
ua-cam.com/video/78xRjnLxZhI/v-deo.html.
"WhY iS nObOdY tAlKiNg AbOuT hOw GoOd HeR SiNgInG iS??"
Everybody is literally talking about it
IKR
oof
but she does have a good singing voice
AISURU.TOKYO/quenzha?[🤤]👈
(◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。18 years and over 🌈💌
UA-cam: This is fine
Someone: Says "heck"
UA-cam: Be gone
#однако #я #люблю #таких #рыбаков
#Интересно #забавно #девушка #смешная #垃圾
Ikr?!
Wow ! The YT algorithm took me 2 years backwards ! First off i love that shirt ACDC ! I jammed to that all the time with my Dad in his muscle cars cruising around with him, and lol i just watched the newer to this Reading My Weird DMs video and now this one popped up oh noo ! But seriously to see how far you have come just wow ! Amazing, no Pete not yet anyways ! I love all of your videos they are all so hilarious, i personally spend more time on UA-cam than TikTok, I have re visited TikTok to see your character Skits and they are hilarious Riley and the Hunter videos are so funny ! Like the one where Hunter gets makeup all over his face from Riley hahaha, I am obviously super new, but here is my goal, to watch every single video and it have the red line from watching it to the end on every single one, i could just click them one by one, going backwards but its still pretty fun to just let them pop up at the end of each one and click which ever one stands out based off of the Thumbnail, this one because i just watched the other one, and thought i was tripping like i just watched it ! hahahaa i have no idea who Garret is but i was paused 30 seconds in and had to add this ! She obviously knows her Classic Rock ! which is badass in itself ! Oh lord i shouldn't comment before watching the whole video but you hugged RILEY ! hahahaha and i think i might just keep comments very short ! from here on out.
I woulda guessed "Big Balls" would've been your favorite AC/DC song, MWAH-HAHA.
Kris has a beautiful voice. When she sang the lyrics I got chills
I know right, I mean I was surprised -yet I'm not, because it's Kris. Shes talented as hell I wouldn't expect any different lol
IF shes comfortable singing, she should do a video of her singing random parts of songs like that that people send her. Whether she makes an ig post or whatever, and she sings off the ones she knows.
She could just sit there and we'd watch lol, but I think that would be awesome.
I concur
Same
hello fellow directioner
I’ve heard this before in school:
Student 1: “I love you…”
Student 2: “I love myself too!
I hate me tho
Lol
“I have a crush on me to”!
Been single for awhile and when someone (mostly family 'aNyOne sPeCiaL iN yOuR LiFe yEt?') Asks if I'm single I always say no, I'm in a relationship with myself, and we need to work on some shit, so its gonna be awhile lol.
@@emilymclaughlin4599 defo 🥵
Found your channel recently and, I have to say, your videos are a breath of fresh air in today's polluted world of biased discourse. Thanks for being genuine and funny!
Kris: "You're wearing jeans? You're gonna die Jessica!"
Kill feed: Jessica *was sniped by Gamerboy1124*
me being named Jessica...I'm wearing sweats tho
@@Jessica-oy3gj J E S S I C A D I D Y O U S L E E P W I T H M R W I L S O N ?
@@U_N_C_R_E_A_T_I_V_E WH
Lool
Kris: “that is not a, uh.. VERB i would use to describe me, but okay”
LMAOOOOO VERB
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂 ikrrrrr
Phineas and verb -riley.
…girl got 101% on her grammar exam…
…and that girl is kallmekris…
…her grammar teacher fainted while writing “10” on kris’s exam page…
…so kris grabbed her teacher’s pen and wrote “1%” at the end of “10”…
…therefore, kris gets a 101%…
ADJECTIVE MOMENT
every day when I wake up, I don't want to do anything. but watching your videos gives me some will to do anything and everything. You help me so much every day.
One nerd to another, I always instinctively read Kallmekris like the name of a D&D character. Kal-MEH-kris.
Most UA-camrs: “OMG what a creep!”
Kris: “habahaha!”
Love you kris! You bring humour and brightness to my day when you post!
*habahaha*
"You know what, Garret, you probably can't even get five girls to look in your general direction"
Lmfao 😂
@Thx ❤ why link tho- im not clicking it :)
Lollll
RIP Garrett
Me: "tell him Kris, TELL HIM"
youre beautiful, relatable, and we all enjoy your brightening up our days
"dirty done dirt cheap" IM DEADDDDDDDDD
I love how she isn’t rude to them even when they’re really creepy
bc she’s awesome
Because she is “abstenent”
Because she is Canadian
@@-_-6649 Canadians are honestly so sweet. i have a Canadian friend, shes sweet.
@@shuck_face0385 lmao I can confirm most of us are very nice
So the thing is that one of my classmates named Noah had did the Riley “OTAY” thing, and then half the class went on to say we were all fans and loved you. Our teacher started getting to annoyed it was so funny😂. Anyways love you Kris🥰
AHHH YOU HEARTED MY THING
IM SHARING THIS TO ALL MY FRIENDS-
Love the profile picture lol
@@evasander5121 thank you! ❤️
@@sylbie4178 Mhm!😊
The way she throws her phone out with a desperate face 🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀
HAPPY NEW YEARS! I WATCH YOU EVERY NIGHT TILL LIKE 3:00AM USUALLY
The “Are you ok” DM could’ve been an Australian kid since ‘R U OK day’ was on Thursday last week in Australia and because of time zones it would’ve been Wednesday for Kris. R U OK day is to spread awareness of mental health problems for those of you wondering. This kid was lookin’ out for ya Kris
As an Aussie (I just moved to the USA) I had forgotten about this day- It does have great meaning to it they should do it in the USA as well and many other places.
@@nothinghere.819 wow I didn't know that existed 😲😯
@@anormalcheezit4468 Yeah its great! I got about 10 R U ok's and we did something for school
@@marleyrutherford1745 cool
@@marleyrutherford1745 I didn't do that
Kris: “I really need to stop throwing my phone”
Me: “how many times did you throw it”
:0
Kris: idk
Kris: 10000000000 times lol
Sup dude what you doing
All the time but it doesn’t break
haha "YoU GuYS ArE PumPInG Me UP RN" Kallmekris-2022
Thank you for making content you make me laugh and smile when I'm sad
person: what's ur opinion on fries?
kris: WHAT A GREAT QUESTION! *sophisticated answer*
waffle fries
@@xxdrippinghaloxx1712 I WANT WAFFLE FRIES :D
@@brunette.girlyyy ME TOO :DDDDDD
#Teamketchup
@@xxdrippinghaloxx1712YES
the moment Kris started singing my jaw literally dropped like i didn't know she had such an angelic singing voice
Looking for this comment
Let's just appreciate the sacrifice and endurance of that phone.
too the “ hi hi hi hi hey hey hey “ dude:
where are you?!?!!!!!?!???
"You're wearing jeans Jessica!" is that a call out to the sis? Thinking you'll out survive her in an apocalypse? lol
.
. . .
@its fine stop spamming omg
“I might get a little uncomfy so I dressed comfy” I love that kris ❤️😭🤣
I cried loudly after question about boxes and bags 😂 I feel like this question is kallmekris's twin in a world of questions. like, same energy
Fun fact
The song Beggin was originally made by Franki Valli and The Four Seasons
“ YOUR THIC-“ caught me off guard, milk just, shot out my nose 😂😂😂 it burneddd
Nuuu 😭 not the milk 🤣 NOT THE NOSE 😩
For real tho: if Kris had her own Netflix Show, I would watch it with all my friends and family😂 her Vids are really entertaining
Yup, before any of us knew each other watched her, found out my best friend, 9 year old niece AND mom all watched & loved her, lmao.
She just has really unique stuff, compared to other copy and paste content out there. (Not all of course, but a lot of it -especially tik tok. Just so refreshing to see original content)
@@emilymclaughlin4599 you are so right. On Tik Tok everyone wants to be original, but they also want to copy others.... And that leads to the same odd stuff, repeating in an endless cycle
i dont know about family
Yeah, but like then, we would have to wait like a year for new content. And once it’s done , it’s done 😶🌫️😭, and I just can’t deal with that right now, Kris is like keeping me going yeno?
kRiS rEaDs ScReEnS. Gets me every time
Time literally flies when i watch your vids Kris 😭 Love ypur content ❤😊
Kris “You’re wearing jeans? You’re gonna die Jessica.”
Me as a Jessica(wearing pajama pants): Naw I think I’m good
LMAOO
Say what you will but my jeans will not rip as easily
Same 😂
Exact same!
😂
Kris: *shatters phone*
“Yes my subtle plan worked no more DMs”
@its fine STAHP.
the “hi” dm i could stop laughing
You are so cute a wholesome, Kris ❤❤ I love you and your content soo much ❤❤ Keep slaying ❤❤
Kris’s phone is crying in the Conner for being thrown multiple times 😂
I'm crying because you don't know how to spell!!😭😭😭
@Bruh Bruh shut up
@Bruh Bruh you have less subs than her b-
She must have a good matress on the floor So that It does not break lol
she threw it 5 times (4 if you aren't calling the toss in the air a throw).
Otay, ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL HER VOICE IS???
which one lol
otay :D
i guess we are..
Thanks for sharing your gifts with us! (not those gifts) you really brighten my day whenever I tune in to what's going down on your channel.
Love you vids and you are "mostly" the kindest thing lol the way you yeeted the phone though
The way she kept throwing her phone 😂😂😂
This is why I like Kris. Other UA-camrs don’t give a 💩 about their fans, but she spends time to read what they say ❤️ ❤️
Even if she only gets things like crappy pickup lines
Not *every* other youtuber but i see your point lol
@@manbehindthewindow7168 true
What do you mean by 'Other UA-camrs'?
disagree, but i see your point
Kris: You know what Garett you prob couldn't even get 5 girls to look in your GENERAL direction so you frick you garett! Wow that escalated really quickly.
You never fail to make laugh, thank you :)
@Bruh Bruh Bro, just shut up. Thanks :)
@Bruh Bruh there is a reason you have less than like 1/10 of her subs
@Bruh Bruh bro whey are you tryin to start drama on like every person
Everyone @Bruh Bruh just wants attention
@Hannah Smith hey he does this on every popular channel he wants the attention just ignore the boy 🤣
4:06
Honey that's not a verb 😭
Having Covid sucks. Thank you for making it suck a little less with your videos!
Kris : "send feet pics"
Also kris : *Yeets phone*
@Bruh Bruh shut up
I’m dying at the “that is not the verb I would use to describe me” kris that’s an adjective
Verb
Sexy
They sexy down the hallway
Dictionary definition
Love the DM videos. Surprised her phone survives!
I love how Kris says sexiest is a verb 😂 don't worry girl we love you
She’s actually a great singer
Agreed
I agree
Kris: “ I can't cheer and I'm not a leader...”
Me: hehe same
"Are you following me?" Kris, he's stalking the wrong Kris. :P
Kris: You probably can't even get 5 girls to look in your general direction!
Me: Damn. No need to rub it in :(
@Thx ❤ ua-cam.com/video/2dbR2JZmlWo/v-deo.html
XD
e
You know, that fan did not "Actually say" that thing she was offended by, Kriss just _expected_ that he would.
So, Kriss was being unfairly mean to him?
@@TheNoiseySpectator the 'him' is no one, therefore she was mean to no one..
There was no one specific, there are just people that see someone wearing a band shirt and say 'I bet they don't even know 5 songs from them' and its obnoxious.
That's what she was referring too. There is no real Garrett she was referring too, and the would be garretts got the message -which is why there is none. 😂
can we appreciate her for a sec?? she is so perfect god she has a good humor, good at painting, singing and what else kris?? show us c'mon u're so talented
Now if a guy said this he would be called weird
#teamketchup ❤ also when you were reading all the hi messages you low key sounded like Siri 😂❤
I LOVE your fine line art in the background
Can we take a moment and appreciate how she's such a mood like she's literally enjoy every f thingy she notices her fans read their dms like you go girl ✨🌼😭
Edit:176 likes?well THANKS I didn't get this much likes in my whole life lol
Ikr!!!
@@themeparklover88 yea!✌🏻✌🏻
Riley: oh that’s nice… okay that’s good… that’s enough slices… IT’S *ENOUGH SLICES* 😂
Tell me you watch too much tiktok without telling me you watch too much tiktok
@@BehindUndeadEyes I may or may not watch too much tik tok. 🤪
@@beckiemunson4928 same lmao 😂
Just discovered you last week because i was telling someone to look up the soap commercial with the little hands, and you popped up on you tube. I'm enjoying your videos and telling everyone i can about them. Thanks for your postings. Hilarious stuff even though i might be your Grandfather's age i know comic genius when i see it.
Oooo ahhhh yeah send those pics of you takings pics of your pics…oooo yeah omg right there!!!! 😂🤣
Kris: "I don't like soggy fries"
Also Kris "I can't have dry fries"
Stop quoting the video
@@Omega-uj6qz ?
@@uRyL. they mean like, she said that, and they quoted it.
There is a balance in perfection and if they to soggy or dry they ain't cutting it (though I like my fries a little soggy and crispy)
@@fueledsoul3379 Agreed
Kris: Starts singing
Me: That was absolutely beautiful
Kris, please start doing covers or writing songs or something ❤
For real life
the spongebob laugh was so good. so was the singing
bags liquid boxs,baffles the mind
Kris, I Need you too say: "I Can Run faster with no wind resistance!" Because, Yes.
That's what windbreakers are for. :3
PLEASE 🥺😂🤣
Yes.
No Katrina needs to do it 👌😂
Im sorry, How did i get this many likes?
"Do you consider bags to be the liquid form of boxes?"
Lol, I died at that part. I don't know why that was so funny.
No cause why the hell did she have an answer WHAT DOES THAT MEAN
Plastic bags are made from oil.
@@RedLP5000S so basically yes, they are the liquid form of boxes
So what's the gas form of boxes 🤔
@@michaelidung9848 nets
half the dms are like cheerful and mood rising while the other half are sus lol
KRIS UR SO GOOD AT SINGING!! OMLL
Kris: we are going through dms. Also kris: ends up throwing her phone
@NotRickRollOfficial 👇 🅥 dude stop.
@Suddenly bot
For real life that is so not cool
I felt attacked and it made me laugh when she said ur "wearing jeans jessica"! How'd u know I'm wearing jeans and my names Jessica 🤣🤣🤣 I could still run for my life in these tho lol
LMAO
ua-cam.com/video/R8WoMGS4Qis/v-deo.html
ua-cam.com/video/42X4uYq9x-k/v-deo.html
No u can't
@@quack0r280 great vids bro
I just wanna say thank you kris I love you so so much and I hope that you will never give up even though I know that you have depression and that you have been through a lot of things as a child but you are fucking funny and always makes me smile and laugh ❤❤❤
Haven't heard you sing before. That was beautiful.