I'll never forget the time I went to a project m monthly at the cave when I was 13, and boss told me "you gotta use your shield, man" fast forward 4 or 5 years later, and I win my first tournament ever thanks boss :)
There was a guy like this at my smash ultimate locals who would destroy people with ganondorf/k rool/ wii fit/isabelle etc. Hed probably be top 100 if he took it seriously at all.
I love how Hanky Panky's "win rate" is just the highest ratio of wins/losses. Compared to the other players who have played nearly a thousand ranked matches, he's like Po who became the dragon warrior even though Tigress trained her entire life 😂
12:50 ok, but its fucking crazy that armada, someone who played internationally with all kinds of random players. was only second to a good player in a relatively small scene. Thats some insane consistency
Hanky Panky is basically a Tulpa An entire entity brought to life by the collective imagination of all those kids that lied about being friends with a guy so good that could easily beat everyone at melee. Also look how hard Scar breaks the 4th wall at 14:36 after getting manhandle by someone called Hanky Panky
I'm definitely that big fish who knows just how small his pond is. All my friends want me to start going to locals, but I've never gotten the courage to do it. Also, smash is my escape from the stress of normal life, I'd hate to start stressing about the thing I do specifically to relieve stress.
Actual Forrest Gump shenanigans Dude has no idea why everyone else is popping off, just happy to be there, lucking his way to the top and completely ignorant of what he's doing and how Fucking outstanding
I think we all i have a friend like this who is insane at video games but doesn't have the drive to travel or compete even though they could change the meta.
the difference is that this was completely unintentional and happened nearly 5 years before slide off was innovated as real tech. one of melees highest level defensive mechanics done completely accidentally, against scar on stream of all things
@@divorceshoes5492 i think the most crazy thing is how much the game has changed. Some techniques that where widely unknown even by high level competirors now are performed consistently by the average bums on unranked (eu servers btw). I mean prince abu never told hanky about slide offs even after 10/100's hours of friendlys. (Or maybe they didn't knew because they are floaty mains but very unlikely)
Ok you won't believe how desperately I have been trying to find the name of this piece for like 2 months now but I FINALLY got it. The piece is named "La Donna È Mobile" from the Italian play Rigoletto. Luciano Pavarotti is the tenor famously known for singing this piece in the play.
You know you’re doing something right when Coney says “That’s a *good* movie” after watching your video
Life goals
Was just about to comment that it was a very good movie
He even said 'excellent' movie which is probably above a 'good' movie
I'll never forget the time I went to a project m monthly at the cave when I was 13, and boss told me "you gotta use your shield, man"
fast forward 4 or 5 years later, and I win my first tournament ever
thanks boss :)
The cave in Northern Virginia?
@@nicholashopper5862 yes!
Truly the boss of giving ssb advice
@@fivestaricons aka the Northern Cave... thats like 10 minutes away from me yo!
Boss is active on FB Smash groups
The "DO YOU SEE WHO ELSE IS THERE?" bit actually made me cry laugh
Hanky Panky is that fictional person that random jims will say they're friends with and that could 3-0 MkLeo in his prime
Is random jim like random joe
Who’s MKLeo
@@shardofkingdoms9816 joe mama
@@shardofkingdoms9816 ligma balls
@@shardofkingdoms9816 ultimate player
You got me on this one Coney - I see the People’s Champ, I click.
I remember watching Boss beat everyone with Luigi over and over at his locals. good memories
And Doc lmao
There was a guy like this at my smash ultimate locals who would destroy people with ganondorf/k rool/ wii fit/isabelle etc. Hed probably be top 100 if he took it seriously at all.
I love how Hanky Panky's "win rate" is just the highest ratio of wins/losses. Compared to the other players who have played nearly a thousand ranked matches, he's like Po who became the dragon warrior even though Tigress trained her entire life 😂
12:50 ok, but its fucking crazy that armada, someone who played internationally with all kinds of random players. was only second to a good player in a relatively small scene. Thats some insane consistency
Then again, Armada played against the top players so often.
He's like an irl Takumi. Doesn't care an ounce about driving, beats his prefecture's top street racers.
Comparing to initial d, eh?
You get a like for good taste in anime, my dude.
yeah a sigma male
Hanky Panky is just one of the demigods of smash. The one we've never heard of...
Hanky Panky is basically a Tulpa
An entire entity brought to life by the collective imagination of all those kids that lied about being friends with a guy so good that could easily beat everyone at melee.
Also look how hard Scar breaks the 4th wall at 14:36 after getting manhandle by someone called Hanky Panky
actually that was after scar did a combo on him after their rematch a year later
kinda love the lore and narrative the smash community has, never seen it on other games or sports, brought by these movies or documentaries
You should watch some Tekken docs, they’re pretty equivalent
I love Hanky so much I've been hoping you'd do this one
Was expecting an autobiography
I'm definitely that big fish who knows just how small his pond is. All my friends want me to start going to locals, but I've never gotten the courage to do it. Also, smash is my escape from the stress of normal life, I'd hate to start stressing about the thing I do specifically to relieve stress.
Indeed, at the end of the day ... It's just a video games
I mean that in no disrepect way, i mean as long as you having fun it's totally fine
This is how people think of themselves when they always beat their friends at games before the internet.
The Story of Hanky Panky is the Moneyball of smash bros
Actual Forrest Gump shenanigans
Dude has no idea why everyone else is popping off, just happy to be there, lucking his way to the top and completely ignorant of what he's doing and how
Fucking outstanding
Imagine loving accounting
Number go UP, number go down :(
Hanky Panky is like the optional hardest boss in a video game.
love the idea of local untouchables that never roll the circuit
This is basically JMook pre Genesis
I think we all i have a friend like this who is insane at video games but doesn't have the drive to travel or compete even though they could change the meta.
my first tournament I ever went to, I happened to be in a RR pool with Hanky Panky, and I almost took 1 stock with Zelda...Almost...
This guy has never wavedashed
Biggest sigma in smash 100% was Crush before he retired from melee
i miss crush
Im more of a Ligma type male.
hope you get well soon
Who's Steve Jobs?
That’s spelled sugma, sorry for your condition
I love melee stories so much!
Optional boss lmfao. That's awesome.
when you do vods likes this on youtube can you link the original video?
You've got to respect a man who has such a strong grussle 💪💪💪
1:55 SUS
Do you get bullied
optional boss LOL
I had to stop doing locals I ended up drawing in some attention by regulars and that spotlight caused a major anxiety attack
Hanky Panky
Yoshikage Kira
Hanky Panky has been my fav since I saw that video
Bruh no for real coney never seen a slide off before ?
I swear the unrankers today they hit some crazy shlt on the regular.
the difference is that this was completely unintentional and happened nearly 5 years before slide off was innovated as real tech. one of melees highest level defensive mechanics done completely accidentally, against scar on stream of all things
@@divorceshoes5492 i think the most crazy thing is how much the game has changed. Some techniques that where widely unknown even by high level competirors now are performed consistently by the average bums on unranked (eu servers btw). I mean prince abu never told hanky about slide offs even after 10/100's hours of friendlys.
(Or maybe they didn't knew because they are floaty mains but very unlikely)
I never knew about this, I’ve been playing this guy for year at weekly’s at OSU lol and yes we are right next to a canes
Hanky Panky is a real one
That video shouldn't have said Hanky's name. 😂 That way, we truly would never know of him! 😊
beautiful video, hope ya see the rest!
Good movie.
You missed yourself in the thumbnail, champ: the Ligma
For my money, Crush is the sigma smasher.
Who is that on the right of the thumbnail as the peoples champ i legitmately don't know
bobby scar
Where is this sound from 6:24 I need to know?
Ok you won't believe how desperately I have been trying to find the name of this piece for like 2 months now but I FINALLY got it. The piece is named "La Donna È Mobile" from the Italian play Rigoletto. Luciano Pavarotti is the tenor famously known for singing this piece in the play.
Hey I live in Pa and I’ll woop you coney, but you aren’t wrong about boss I played him at some random local in a mall
Sigma balls
@CONEY what's wrong with numbers? they are very relevant to how the universe works.
I sometimes appreciate the videos he makes❤
Anyone else from PA and just want to face Coney to see how ass we are?
Dude quit law school 😵
SECRET BOSS XD
I thought i was just really bad. Nope turns out every body in Pennsylvania was bad. 12.00
Coney live gotta goooo
Hanky Panky is my new hero
He’s winning loads of money from melee but he’s living in Ohio so is he rly winning
this guy HATES blue light!!
What if people paid hanky to go to bh5
SIGMABALLS AYEEEE GOTTEM
Boss doc Dr Phil
Hank Panch Man
GOOD MOVIE
so if he took it seriously he could've gone so far
Who the hell is Boss?
bro really just reupped a smaller channel's video lmao
meelee lerdsila
Nice
Sorry Coney but the biggest sigma in smash is sigma
silent spectre
I wish I had friends that play : /
Lmao
Not Nickelodeon, instant dislike.
I thought Leffen was the biggest sigma male
For the algorithm
Coney reacting to the video like he’s on drugs definitely is not annoying
Ur slidwig
Only players from Ohio
Naw mango is the peoples champ
The goat is H box literally change the way melee is played
Wut?