Family Guy - Into Harmony's Way All Songs (Lyrics)
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- Quagmire asks to stay at the Griffin home after he makes eye contact with a transvestite. While hanging out with Peter, a bee accidentally makes them discover that they can share a tone in harmony. After sitting down to write some songs, they go to Mort's pharmacy to get some paper and after Mort tells about his past career in music, becomes their manager and invites them to sing at the library during open mic. During their performance, they clear the library and despair that they are not a success until Mort reveals that he put their show on Jewtube and they get an invitation to perform at a music festival.
Their performance is a hit and they get an offer for a new manager, dumping Mort and going on tour over Lois' objections. Their life on the road begins to affect Peter, causng him to arbitrarily make decisions for the two of them and causes life to become stressful for Quagmire. During a performance on Conan, Quagmire finally has enough and walks out. Peter is forced to return to the family and beg forgiveness by singing. Quagmire shows up and asks for forgiveness as well. Peter then goes on the bus and shoots himself.
I'd pay for a full album with songs like this.
***** me too its beter than nowdays music
+RankoTheDark Me too
+RankoTheDark I was your 100th like on this comment.....that means you have to buy me this album if it ever is produced
+RankoTheDark Look up a guy named Jon LaJoie
same
All jokes aside. I really can't poop in strange places.
I can’t even poop at school
@Brooklyn Bully Ariel Make Them Mad same here 😂
@@cas.ca_ Everyone is the same
@@lemau8458 Wrong. I can shit anywhere. When you gotta go you gotta go.
@@iaintafraidofnoghosts7135 Did I ask
So we've got an episode where Peter and Quagmire, both voiced by Seth MacFarlane, sing together, and a later episode where Stewie and Brian, also both voiced by MacFarlane, sing together. This man is on a completely different level.
True
He can do so many different voices to keep this one in his head calm.
You can say that again
There's quite a few episodes with Stewie and Brian singing. Before this episode.
Road to Rhode Island.
Thank God for multitrack recorders.
5: Everyone from Florida is Stupid
4: Broken Rubber
3: Buttered Pop-Tart
2: Get Out of the Left Lane
1: Home Bowl
Parents are gross and that waitress is prettier than my wife
I like the train one and home bowl
Is butter on poptart good?
@@IHopegood same
I like butter on a pop tart
Welcome to family guy, where seth sings in harmony with himself
in different voices too
Quagmire isn't voiced by seth though. But most songs are though
+JayJay_ III_52420 Quagmire is voiced by Seth though.
Wow... I didn't know that. I really thought someone else voiced him. Seth has an amazing voice but I never would have guessed he could voice Quagmire...
With google by your side, you never have to guess.
I love how seth can harmonize..... with himself.... to this extent.
He did the same with all those Brian & Stewie songs. Just him singing with himself essentially.
Yea say what you want about how Family Guy has degraded over the seasons but Seth can really sing well.
Dic Soupcan where's Dr. Zoidberg??????
audio tracks. and different voices meshed into one audio track. Especially if they are the same voice actor
Billy Joel?
These songs are actually really fuckin good, wish they'd do more
my thoughts exactly man ....impressive creativity
Yeah, would be awesome if they did all these song but full versions
*Train on the water!*
*Boat on the track!*
If you like those songs listen to simon and garfunkel
no
Imagine Seth in the recording studio trying to keep a straight face harmonizing with himself singing “poop before my anus bleeds”💀 or any of these songs really
Mostly for my own sake:
0:00 The Beginning
0:18 Broken Rubber
0:35 Credit Card Debt
0:53 Home Bowl
2:08 Butter on a Pop Tart
3:08 Everyone from Florida is Stupid
3:24 Brush Your Teeth at Work
3:40 Get Out of the Left Lane
3:52 Train on the Water
4:25 Kill My Family
4:50 Parents are Gross
5:40 Home Bowl Part II
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Moath Hakami ..
Natalya Cesar ...
Thanks bro
To satisfy my fecal needs.
If Macfarlane woud turn these songs into a full size album, it'd probably sell great among fans :P
I'd buy
+XxFzyAvocado Xx same
+XxFzyAvocado Xx TBH who would'nt!?
It's clearly a send up of the group "Flight of the Concords". check that out if you like the style.
Neves 1277 I thought it was more simon and Garfunkel
“Get out of the Left Lane” 💀😂
I can only poop in my home
Poop before my anus bleeds
"I don't even know why you are there!"
im so sad this one is not longer a bit
Where is it OG from
Glad I'm not the only one who finds these songs unironically good.
You only think it's ironic if you're some GenZer who's never heard of folk (or Appalachia in the US) music.
bruh this songs are for elite of the elite
Basically an entire episode devoted to MacFarlane's singing talent.
It's a Simon & Garfunkel reference, but yeah, you right.
although homebowl does sound a bit like the haunting classic "homeward bound" by steiner!
Dommi Davros homeward bound is a Simon and garfunkle song which is what they are making a parody of. butter on a poptart has the same chord progression as song the boxer while home bowl is a parody of both the sound of silence and homeward bound both by Simon and garfunkle
Which song is train on the water from?
QuasiELVIS Smoke On The Water
My Top Five:
5. Broken Rubber
4. Have You Ever Put Butter on a Pop Tart?
3. This Waitress is Prettier Than My Wife
2. Train on the Water, Boat on the Track
1. I Can't Poop in Strange Places (truly beautiful and so true)
I'm convinced train on the water is from a famous song but I can't figure out what. The tune seems too good to be made up for a 5 second joke on a cartoon.
Facts
POP TART
Yeah it is!
@@QuasiELVIS Almost all of these songs are based on another song
Ain't gonna lie... I can relate to "Home Bowl"...
XtremeConditions bruh wtf XD
Same here
XtremeConditions same
Lol some parts
I relate more to the pop tart song.
1:47 that harmony on “Home Bowl” so soulful
i wonder what the real song is
@@This.is.justin apparently its this
Steiner - Homeward Bound
Home bowl is far better.
I felt so bad for laughing at the “all 5’1 black albino choir!” 😂
dont. it was fucking hilarious
TRAIN ON THE WATER BOAT
BOAT ON THE TRACK
So in choir your supposed to clap on beats 2 and 4. And they clap on 1and 3 in that song. As a music person I find this hilarious
They look terrifying
@@andrewfiorini8169 nerd
0:00 - "Alyssa Milano"
0:10 - "Rehearsal Session (Melted Cheese)"
0:19 - "Rehearsal Session (Broken Rubber)"
0:36 - "Credit Card Debt"
0:53 - "I Can't Poop in Strange Places"
2:07 - "Pop Tart"
3:08 - "Everyone from Florida is Stupid"
3:24 - "Why the Hell Do You Brush at Teeth at Work?"
3:40 - "Get Out of the Left Lane You Stupid Asian Bitch"
3:52 - "Train on the Water, Boat on the Track"
4:25 - "This Waitress is Prettier Than My Wife"
4:50 - "Parents Are Gross"
5:36 - "I Can't Poop in Strange Places (reprise)"
This needs to be a full album
TheDrinkingNapalm
Agreed
iamclassicforlife 0:53 Better name would be Home Bowl
Yeah that's what I call it
That's what I think it should be too, but the official title is "I Can't Poop In Strange Places." Weird, huh?
I can't poop in strange places. great song.
describes me
The real song is called "Homeward Bound" by Steiner
Poop before my anus bleeds
Edgars Kolodnickis Reddit user aren't ya
byronovus the part that gets me is quagmire singing "strange faces" they make the songs seem like actual songs
Okay the “parents are gross” part actually sounded pretty damn good😂
So did i cant poop in strange places
Ong 💀😭
I like the "Butter on a Poptart"
especially the way Peter sings "are", "wanna", and "morn"
Broken rubbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbber!!!!!!!!!
John O cringe
John O You're like 10.. that 'buuurrnnn' says it all..
@Devan Hale Just ignore him, his parents tried 6 years ago but the abortion failed
😁👍🏻
How did the replies to this comment get so heated?
Really disappointed that Peters “With buttah!” was left out. Disappointed indeed.
me tooo
And the introduction to Train On The Water, too. Peter telling the crowd he just learned he was wrong really made the song. 😂
More like "With Buttah!?"
I’m not. It sounds better without it
Exactly 😂😌
Credit card debt is my favorite
KingOfDiamondz Yep
KingOfDiamondz facts
KingOfDiamondz what about pop tarts (Peter Griffin voice) "with butter?"
Jaxson Rogie I love that one!.
Imma go put butter on a poptart...
Jmay19 same; its catchy.
I have to appreciate that despite this being the same voice actor, they still sound distinctly as their character. I've seen a lot where when singing, the voice actor just uses their own singing voice with minimal or no effort to sound like the voice they gave their character. But Seth really makes them all clear when he sings. You can always tell when Peter or Stewie or Brian sing vs any of the others.
This comment got a lot of likes because I commented about acknowledging Seth harmonizing himself and everybody in the comments, yes, it's not a big deal
yes, i mean...he's a musical artist. and artists do it on basically every song
We should also acknowledge how amazing his vocal range and overall voice is. Not only can he sing in his FG voices, he can sing so well with them too.
Yeah, he sang a bunch of Frank Sinatra songs for some BBC event iirc. His voice is amazing.
@@elnombre91 yeah he also sings frank sinatra in the movie sing he plays the mouse. I agree he's got a really good voice.
Absolutely, yes. I actually got a chance to talk to him two years ago and asked him about it. And he said it was "easier than harmonizing with others, and 'sort of satisfying' to know you have the chops, despite how absurd the lyrics are".
That moment u realise this is one person singing
Peter Fitzgerald seth does most of the voices on family guy including stan and roger from America dad
disturbed98335
Saves money explains how the show has survived.
Peter Fitzgerald I was stoned when I came to this realization and it freaking blew my mind. 😂
MrGMoney1944 wrong dumbass family guy was the biggedt at one time and now american dad is at the top.
RICKY SPANISHH neither are on top but family guy is rated higher and has won more awards as well as being nominated for more. you can like American Dad, it’s a great show but statically Family Guy is more popular.
Credit card debt song applies to half of America.
dank memes very true But im canadian so i dont relate
More like 80% it's why I don't get envious half your neighbors are one hospital visit away from the house of cards tumbling down
Not me, anymore!! Yaaaaaaay!!!
I am Brazilian and it applies to me as well lol
i don’t got a penny in debt.
i guess i’m one of the lucky ones.
Home Bowl had to be the best sounding one, Harmony wise
Mustakrakish The Baked Troll i think “get out of the left lane you stupid asian biiiiiitch” had better harmony idk
i really wish they made a whole album😂😂
you should look up Mike bolts, he's hilarious
Yes I love them lol
Amanda Marconi yea it's sharing s hat. If u haven't show the episode
songs will be like
-b-fast in bed
- swiming on toilets
- my friend don't feels his legs
XD
Ronnie Mcgee whos that
I really wish some of these were full length songs. xD
If Seth had to time to make that it would win a Grammy.
I think the full joke is in the short clips, it would get a bit old after a few minutes. If you want to listen to full songs like that you should listen to the music it's based on.
YES! ALL IF EM
@@QuasiELVIS what are they based on
@@mykallee6926 A few of them are Simon and Garfunkel. I'm not versed enough to pick the rest but they're middle American pop songs.
“Everyone from Florida is stupid” was so random it’s probably the funniest one
Yep xD
Steve from Yellowstone As someone who lives in Florida, it’s true
@@sirmagnifico04 considering all the crazy news stories i believe it
It wasn't random, it was an opinion, that's all Family Guy is full of
@@zemaculate it's still hilarious though. My favorite one is the left lane song and home bowl.
“credit card debt“ is so good😂😂👌🏻
Omg, i agree XD
PETER: "Cause I have 30,000 in credit card debt. When they call I tell them I can't pay it back yet..."
QUAGMIRE: "Credit card debt..."
PETER: "Tomorrow I may buy myself a dining room set, or this Boba Fett."
PETER & QUAGMIRE: "Credit card debt, Credit card debt, Credit card debt."
*GOD, I LOVE THIS FREAKIN' SONG!*
@Tim Barnett so Impressive..
Lmao I have it as my ringtone
Has a real Hall and Oates vibe to it. Lol
1:28 the way Quagmire says strangers here is melodic ASF.
Wolf Man Lyken sounds like something from radiohead
_Home Bowl resonates_ so strongly with me.
My home bowl resonates strongly too.
ujustgotpwned2008 I'm sorry, I'm kind of tired, I don't get it.
When I fart loudly in it. Sorry.
ujustgotpwned2008 Oh, that's a good one. My mother refers to that as "blowing up the toilet".
Lolololololol
Yo, when Peter said "I have thirty thousand dollars in credit card debt", I felt that.
Bwaahhh
why does spongebob, American dad,family guy have really good songs..
and south park
And the Simpson’s
Thay still try that's why
And Bob's Burgers.
@@blooddoomer south park sucks
Mr Seth MacFarlane should make an album of these songs with full length/extended versions of all the songs. I would totally buy it.
OMG YESSS!!!!! I would buy it too lol
Me too
He has made an album singing showtunes I think.
Yeah Quasi Jason Alexander from Seinfeld was on it lol it's on Spotify
Makes me wanna write this kind of songs
Butter On A Pop Tart Best Song
Yep
+Cayden Andrews poop before my anus bleeds
everyone from florida is stupid...
Why the hell do you brush your teeth at work.is the best!
train on the water, home bowl, and credit card debt are my favorites
Mom when she drives: Casual, normal mood, not loud.
Dad when he drives: 3:40
Songs Titles and Chords:
Alyssa Milano- D#, ?
Every Food Taste Good With Melted Cheese- C,F,G,C
Broken Rubber- E,A,E,A
Credit Card Debt- E, A, B, (alternating E, A.) E.A.B acts as 'bridge'
Poop In Strange Places- Am, Em, G, Am....Chorus F, C, G, Am
Butter on a Poptart- C, F, C, G, C.
Everyone from Florida- Capo 3, C, G, C, F, C, G, C
Brush your teeth at Work?: C, G, C, F, C, G, C
Get out of the left lane! : E, A, E
Train on the water: E, A, D, alternating.
This Waitress is Prettier than my Wife: C, G, C, F, C, G, C
Parents Are Gross: C, G, C, F, C, G, C,
+Strokwor stfu us musicians love figuring out chords for everything we hear.
Ben David I'm a musician too, but I'm not that eager.
Strokwor
I am, btw, once I get my guitar fixed I'll make some corrections for the chords since some are wrong. Oh, last night I tried them on piano there was definitely a 7th chord missing, I think it was this one:
Brush your teeth at Work?: C, G, C, C7, F, C, G, C
+Ben David CORRECTIONS chords in parentheses are optional
Alyssa Milano: D#, Bb
Parents Are Gross: (I knew there was something wrong here! First verse is different)
First Verse:
C, G, (G7), C,, F, G (G7), C
Second Verse:
C, G, (G7), C, F, C, G, (G7), C
Chorus:
F, C, G, C
This Waitress Is Prettier Than My Wife:
C, G, (G7), C, F, C (C7), G, (G7), C
G (G7) C (C7) G
yes he's gonna kill his family with a knife...
+Ben Dav&£€%,id bnhh
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qkq
That awkward moment when you're from Florida and you're just sitting back like....huh...they might be right
😂
+Gabriel C Rick Scott says it all. Unbelievable!
+Donald Trumpf lmao
Donald Trumpf I like your name 😁
😂
1.9 thousand Floridian asian parents disliked this video
Nah I thought it was funny af 😂
That are uglier than the waitress on the boat atop the track and are 5'1''
Facts
I would actually love to hear a full version of "Credit Card Debt" lol
Griffin and Quagfunkel.
Simon Purist 👌🏾
more like Griffon and Quagfunkel
train on the water is my favorite
fuck yeah
Girard Whiting Mine too
It's so fucking hilarious 😂
BruhhItsAurora did he ever make a cd for these songs? on a side note "Simpsons sing the blues". that is all
train on the water
boat on the track!
I showed two friends who are from Florida the particular song and they got angry and offended. Worth it.
Chris Gregory I use to live in Florida and Seth is absolutely right.
B Mullin I've read "reviews" about it, some from people of Florida. Guess its a vacation but not stay kind of place.
B Mullin Sound's like a fun place.
Chris Gregory It is like any other place, it has its advantages and disadvantages.
B Mullin My disadvantage for Arkansas is the humid heat when its warm and you gotta live in the right place otherwise there's nothing to do.
Alyssa Milano: "What kind of cheap shot- JOEL!?"
Joel: "I'm suing; I'm on it, I'm on it."
🤣🤣🤣
home bowl is a great song and true lol
jim tarbuck I can’t poop anywhere but my home
If you want the real song, its called homeward bound. Its a very pleasant song😁
These are actually really good songs haha
It's funny because Seth actually voices both quagmire and Peter. What an amazing man!!
+perrymkwii ikr
If McFarlane toured the world singing that pop tart song, he would make billions
You know....if this was a real album, I would download it.
FLVTO.COM you're welcome.
Jesse De La Fuente Oooooh....yeah, it's too bad the songs are like 10-50 seconds each. Still, I could use this for....OTHER things. Thanks, dude!....or is it dudette?
I will too. Is there a full Family Guy version of all this songs somewhere?
Tcrane787 Maybe if it's popular enough, Seth will release it on iTunes. He's already got a jazz album out.
TheTotte654 Yeah, but that was BEFORE this episode. Maybe they'll make another?
3:40 I lost it!
I almost threw up from that part!!
Laughing that hard!!🤣🤣
It reminds me of a song but im not sure what
Fynniflor it reminds me of On the Road Again by Willie Nelson
Who else is going to try a Poptart with butter because of this?
How did it go?
its actually not that bad.
It's one of the greatest things I've ever eaten.
I hate that my curiosity makes it so I can’t tell if y’all are joking 😂
The fact that it’s only 1 guy voicing two people proves how much of a great singer Seth McFarlane is
well ya he graduated from one of the best artschools in the world.
I PROPOSE AN IDEA!!!! Ask seth macfarlane to make all of these full songs and release them as a special "Griffin and quagmire" album!!!!!
You proposed a proposal
Yup... It's like asking him twice!!!!
I agree. I know the lyrics are really silly for these songs but when he uses the two voices to create the melody of those songs its really good. The guitar player makes a really good harmony too. It makes me think he might have had some musical training.
He has. He is a pro singer. If you haven't seen it look up "seth macfarlane and sarah borallies love wont let you get away."
I'm still waiting for a full version of "Eye of the tiger" by Peter.
That Awkward moment you realize this is Seth Macfarlane in a room by himself. Genius.
me10:00 :I'm going to bed early tonight
me3:20 : "hooome booowl, home bowl you know just what I need
It's 3:24 I was supposed to sleep at 12 lmao
All jokes aside home bowl is genuinely a song I’d pay money for
someone should make a full song all of the songs
maybe even a screenplay!
Yeah like homeward bound instead of home bowl. And maybe the group would be called Steiner! Oh yeah it's been done!!!! Thank goodness for that!!!
Did you stop shoving pizza or another food you "enjoy" into your face because it's already been done? Yea, it's unlikely. It is likely however, the definition of "to like" a genre and "enjoy" it are synonymous in the current context.
errrr ok!
So by your response I take it you haven't heard Steiner's haunting "Homeward bound"! It sounds very similar to the poop song I've heard!
felling depressed but now im better
cry me a fuckin river
+Shadow Lugia 2 months later
2 years later
sounds like a mix between Tenacious D and Simon & Garfunkel xD
Strange Places is defently S&G
Its amazing on how Seth McFarlane manages to sync the voices of both Peter and Quagmire in a harmonic way. 👏👏👏
It's called harmonizing. He'll record one voice then play it back and sing over the top.
@@Hellwyck no shit sherlock
@@ywoisug8845 I'm sorry, did the comment I made (that wasn't directed at you) anger you in some way?
You might want to go and get the hug your parents never gave you.
@@Hellwyck reflexes of a tree, I see
I would actually but the whole album if they came out with full songs
ArtisArthur 2
i would sell my kidney and my cat for that album
Me too
Nuka Lore
i got 5 of those little adorable monsters
if selling one gets me this album i'm doing it.
I'd sell my hamster. I don't have a hamster but I'd buy one and sell it for the album.
Does Conway Twitty appear anymore?
Seth needs to make an album with these as full length songs. I would buy the shit out of that album
Hell yeah dude you and me both.
Because they brought Brian back this never happened
You must be from Florida.
How does this taking place in the alternate reality where Brian dies make me from Florida
Kevin Hooks Jr. Careful there buddy, you don't wanna confuse yourself too much, you may poke an eye out or something. Don't dig too deep, at the end of this very episode Peter blew his brains out and through the miracle of television he was in the episode that aired the very next week.
***** I HOPE you are joking.
***** Holy fuck.. ok I will risk insulting your intelligence here guys only cus obviously I have to. I hope this is not huge spoiler for you (and I don't know how old you are), but here is the thing - there is no such thing as actual episode to episode and season to season continuity in those type of shows. Brian "dying" is like "Kenny" dying for a whole season in SP, its a joke ON YOU. They are just "out" for few episodes, it always works that way reason being - its a formula based show, supposed to be "the same" every time you turn your TV on, for years and years in a row. Remember when Lois was pregnant about to give birth in a season finale few seasons back? Or when Peter got shot in the head and got permanent brain damage just few episodes back? Exactly.
“Everyone from Florida is stupid”
Couldn’t be more relevant now
True!
Same goes for people running blue states. Especially blue states.
@@HermaphroGynandro If you think that you're watching the wrong show.
Everybody hates SuperMarioLogan
@@HermaphroGynandro No. Since democrats are scientific, logical and liberal minds, the only reason you think they're stupid is because you hate scientific, logical and liberal minds.
We should start a petition to have a full length album with the full versions of these songs to come out.
I vote yes!
Credit Card Debt is my favorite song. I love it so much, I sing it every day.
Lol
It's majestic
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭
“Irregardless of this waitress”’😂😂
should be "regardless".
@@Hellwyck yes lol
@@Andihitshandis I wasn't correcting you, I saw the quotations.
@@Hellwyck hey thanks for clarifying
many comments about how Seth can harmonize with himself and I'm more impressed by the fact he can do that in character with two completely different voices
If there was a album of Peter and Quagmire singing these full songs, I'd buy in a heartbeat
I swear... when I hear this I think of Tenacious D. Just so damn off the wall I love it. And those VOICES!!
Agreed :)
Caleb Bracy y u ryt I t I tugging
Did ya
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Ulikecookies It's actually more or less based on Simon and Garfunkel.
I refuse to believe a guy like Quagmire uses condoms.
He stores them in his billfold.
Unless their dry and old
I mean there's a scene when he discovers Tinder and he has a whole fishbowl of them
Literally play this every day. My wife and I sing along to each verse. Absolutely love it
Relationship goals
Me too Brody 😭😂
Guys, I have been well aware for years now of the "rome" issue.
The Chrissiest Chris with butter!?!?!
The Chrissiest Chris Are you aware that you can change it?
have u guys ever thought he doesn't have the video to edit anymore? it's just one word stfu already..
The Chrissiest Chris every song has a wrong word in it accept the asian one
except*
“Alissa Milanoooo, I knew you were gonna be hot, when you were nine”
Lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌🏻
Arizona The wolf Could the same be said about Christina Applegate when she was 15?
I think Brett Kavanaugh should sing that; her head would explode.
Well, I can relate to that. I still remember myself saying that when watching Who's the Boss when I were a effing kid. Oh, childhood days, where the heck did you go!
Did Seth MacFarlane write these songs?
Of course he did!
I'm sure him and the writers did.
IamBrix
I wonder where they got the idea for Butter on a Poptart
sadlobster1 jessica simpson
sadlobster1 You're no fat, are you. I can tell.
Looking for comments saying the Florida one was the most relatable.
The Ultimate Reductionist They speak the truth with that song. I wish there was a full version of this song.
"Home Bowl" is the best song, but people think i'm crazy.
Poop before my anus bleeds XD
These songs are alot better than the songs coming out today.. Why the hell isn't there an album released with these?
Ever heard of a band called Andrew Jackson jihad.
John Garcia Nope but now I'm looking into them.
My sister played some of Macklemore's comedy tracks for me recently -- I'd never heard them. Not bad. *Watches as the hateful replies roll on in*
"Oh my god we are so random" 😂😂
Love the "I can't poop in strange places" song. Would listen to a five minute version of it
I'll just say it - I would buy that Album.
poop jokes...
me too the strange places one was actually really good lol the lyrics not so much but it sounded really nice haha
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"Butter on a Poptart"
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"Stupid Asian Bitch"
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Lol
The fact that he can not only do all these voices but also sing consistently is incredible
I'd legit pay for an album of them singing.
Is this stolen?
*of him
Seth is doing all the singing
I love when quagmire does the backup vocals. "brokennn rubberrr" "strangeeee placeeesss." Also have you ever put butter on a pop tart? it is so freaking good. If you haven't then I think you should.
36 people are from Florida.
Made my day
And are Asian.
Jay Rivetz ...Learn how to fucking type.
I'm from Florida and the song is true.
Peter and Quagmire deserve a Grammy for these songs!
The pop tart one and the credit card debt one is extremely catchy, oml I love family guy 😂😂
... Irregardless isn't a word!
it is
www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/irregardless
Rich Pyke "Irregardless means the same as regardless, but the negative prefix ir- merely duplicates the suffix -less, and is unnecessary [this basically means that you're adding two negatives unnecessarily onto one individual word: negative, positive, negative - this is simply excessive]. The word dates back to the 19th century, but is regarded as incorrect in standard English."
That's a quote from the site you linked me. As well as that, "irregardless" has the 'red, squiggly line' underneath it when I type it. I feel as if I can definitively argue that "irregardless" is indeed not a word. Just use "disregard" instead; at least that's real.
Why tell me what I obviously already have read since I provided the link?
If it's in the dictionary (which it is as that's what I linked to), if it can be used in scrabble, then it is a word. It's a pointless word but a word none the less.
Rich Pyke I remain dubious. It's just such a silly, pointless word. I can't help but take favour over the fact that both Google and Microsoft Word give me the squiggly line when I write it. By the way, the quote I used was more for the sake of avuncular posterity.
I think is supposed to be "roam" instead of "Rome"
and every one from florida is pissed
Girl from Florida and I am not pissed. Even if I wanted to be I couldn't because hey, it's Family Guy! XD
Raiden I wasn't even from Florida but I grow up there lol but I don't blame them because it comedy family guy lol
please if they can make an entire k pop song and not piss off Koreans
then they can’t make a song about Florida and not piss them off.
granted there were people from both places that were mad but those people are lame.
I’m from Florida and I give it the Florida approval
I'm from Florida and that song is true. Lots of dumb people here.
Can we appreciate how amazing a singer Seth is??
🙄
Love it when they say home bowl O_O
Yeah kind of sounds like homeward bound by Steiner!
[QUAGMIRE]
Alright, I got one.
Alyssa Milano
I knew you were gonna be hot when you were nine..
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[PETER]
Every food tastes good with melted cheese...
[QUAGMIRE]
I like twins unless they're siamese.
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[QUAGMIRE]
Don't store your condoms in your billfold
Those things don't work if they get try and old
[PETER]
Broken rubber..
Broken rubber!
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[PETER]
'Cause I have 30,000 dollars in credit card debt
When they call I say I can't pay it back yet
[QUAGMIRE]
Credit card debt!
[PETER]
Tomorrow I may buy myself a dining room set
[DISTRACTED PETER]
Or this Boba Fett!
[QUAGMIRE + PETER]
Credit card debt!
Credit card debt!
Credit card debt!
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[PETER] [QUAGMIRE]
I can't poop in
strange places Strange places..
I can only poop in
my home.
It's as though I'm
watched by
strange faces Strange faces..
It's why I never roam.
[RANDOM GUY]
Excuse me, I just wanna grab one of those news papers.
[QUAGMIRE (NOT IN SONG)]
Just grab one and go!
[RANDOM GUY]
I'm looking for a job, okay?
[PETER (IN SONG)] [QUAGMIRE]
I've left Stewie alone with
Strangers Strangers..
To satisfy
my fecal needs
I've put my whole family
in danger
[BOTH]
To poop before my anus bleeds..
Home bowl, home bowl
You know just what I need
Home bowl, home bowl
Poop before my anus bleeds
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[BOTH]
Have you ever put butter on a poptart?
It's so freakin' good!
Have you ever put butter on a poptart?
If you haven't then I think you should
[PETER]
I was sitting in the kitchen
One day
And I was itchin' to fill up my belly
With the pipin' hot jelly
Of the best damn treat in the world
[QUAGMIRE (NOT IN SONG)]
He's talking poptarts!
[PETER]
And I saw a stick of butter
And it almost made me shudder and scream
Like a baby girl
[BOTH]
I don't want a giant penis
Or a rocket trip to Venus
I don't wanna win the lottery
I just wanna squat and gobble
Til I'm dizzy and I waddle
In a butter, fruit and dough tart dream
So I put butter on a poptart
It was so freakin' good
Have you ever put butter on a poptart?
If you haven't, then I think you should.
[QUAGMIRE]
EVERYBODY COME ALONG WITH US!
[QUAGMIRE + PETER]
Have you ever put butter on a--?
[CROWD]
POPTART!
[QUAGMIRE + PETER]
It's so freakin' good!
[QUAGMIRE + PETER]
Have you ever put butter on a--?
[CROWD]
POPTART!
[QUAGMIRE]
Yeah!
[QUAGMIRE + PETER]
If you haven't then I think you should.
[QUAGMIRE]
Yeah! Poptart!
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[QUAGMIRE + PETER]
Everyone from Florida is stupid
Everyone from Florida is dumb
I might not be the brightest guy
But next to them, my IQ's high
If they had guitars, this is how they'd strum:
[Shit strumming]
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[QUAGMIRE + PETER]
Why the hell do you brush your teeth at work?
Why the hell do you brush your teeth at work?
The bathroom's full of poop and pee
Now you've rubbed that on your teeth
Like you're gonna kiss someone at three.
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[QUAGMIRE + PETER]
Get out of the left lane you stupid Asian bitch
I don't even know why you are there.
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[QUAGMIRE + PETER]
Train on the water
Boat on a track
Train on the water
Boat on a track
[PETER]
My lady took a train across the Atlantic
I hope it don't sink like the Titanic!
[QUAGMIRE]
I went to the station, caught a boat downtown
I hope it don't fall off the track and I drown.
[PETER]
Ladies and gentlemen, the all 5'1 Black-Albino Choir!
[CHOIR]
Train on the water
Boat on a track!
Train on the water
Boat on a track!
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[QUAGMIRE + PETER]
This waitress is prettier than my wife
I could kill my family with a knife
We'll sail across the world by ship
I'll give my whole wad as a tip
But first I'll kill my family with a knife
[QUAGMIRE]
Yes, he's going to kill his family with a knife.
[PETER]
Irregardless of this waitress, I will kill them with a knife.
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Ur are a Legend
Tyler Mae thank you for this
How come you wrote all this?
Give this man a Medal
“Guys I’m trying to do something up here that works better if I don’t hear men singing!”
In case it helps:
0:00 'Alyssa Milano'
0:10 'Melted Cheese'
0:19 'Broken Rubber'
0:36 'Credit Card Debt'
0:53 'Home Bowl (I Can't Poop In Strange Places)'
2:08 'Have You Ever Put Butter On A Pop Tart?'
3:08 'Everyone From Florida Is Stupid'
3:24 'Why The Hell Do You Brush Your Teeth At Work?'
3:40 'Stupid Asian Bitch'
3:52 'Train On The Water, Boat On The Track'
4:25 'This Waitress Is Prettier Than My Wife'
4:50 'You Never Should Look At Your Mother's Boobies'
5:36 'Home Bowl (I Can't Poop In Strange Place) - Reprise'
Thx :P
3:40 is my favourite one
Kai P-C same xD
Upset the “WITH *BUUUTTAAAH* ” is cut out
luv the pop tart song