Final Fantasy VII: Abridged - Episode 7 - A Cloud Over Troubled Waters
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Episode 7 Final Fantasy 7 Abridged - A Cloud Over Troubled Waters
Description - Cloud, somber hero for hire, remembers the good old days while "trying" to sneak aboard shinra's ship bound towards Costa Del Sol. Will he make it without being noticed? If so, what awaits him in Costa Del Sol...or worse...on the ship?
Writers
Alex Melius & Kiel Nelson
Editor
Alex Melius
PR
Kiel Nelson
Footage Used
• Final Fantasy VII
Sound Effects Used
• Persona 4
• Final Fantasy VII
• Sonic the Hedgehog
Music Used
• "The Cloud Song"
◦ by SpookyDoom
• All Final Fantasy VII Music
◦ by Nobuo Ueamatsu
• "Theme from The Great Escape" (The Great Escape)
◦ by Elmer Bernstein
• "S.S. Anne Theme" (Pokemon Red/Blue/Green)
◦ by Junichi Masuda
• "Boss Battle" (Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga)
◦ by Yoko Shimomura
• "Treasure Trove Cove" (Banjo-Kazooie)
◦ by Grant Kirkhope
• "The Laboratory of Dr. Weird" (Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
◦ by Unknown
• "Theme from Jaws" (Jaws)
◦ by John Williams
• "YMCA"
◦ by The Village People
Full Series Cast
Cloud/Sephiroth/Hojo/Dyne/Misc - cloudstrife8 (Kiel Nelson)
Barret/Tseng/Zack/Biggs/Dio/Misc - GuitArchon (Alex Melius)
Red XIII/Aerith/Misc - Lii0Lionheart (Emily Marotz)
Tifa/Elena/Shera/Misc - celticbutterfly
Yuffie/Jessie/Scarlet/Misc - ChuangTzux2 (Sammy Rottscheit)
Rufus/Condor Commander/Misc - (Spencer Kawell)
Rude - (Ted Drotning)
Vincent/Misc - (Nick Buroker)
President Shinra/Misc - Nick Sinotte (Nick Sinotte)
Reno/Bugenhagen - puresage29 (Michael Flanagan)
Cid/Misc - CrkdBlueShds (Dave Briggs)
Misc - (Kris Martin)
Most Angry Misc - (Steve Wiroll)
Misc - (Tom Porter)
Misc - (Jason Emmons)
Misc - (James Harder)
Also, here is a link to our other projects - Game Graveyard, (UA-cam - Nick Sinotte)
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"Have i made myself clear?!"
"...y--"
"FUUUUUCK YOOOOOOUUU, MAAAGGOOOOOTT!!!!!"
Almost a decade later and that part still makes me cry in stomach wrenching laughter😭💀
Gentlemen behold: pimpin is easy!
Best line in the series hands down!
I read that in his voice.
I'm literally back after years from my lurking days just for this line.
My name is Squall
My sword's a gun.
I fight monsters,
Because it's fun.
I like to play,
a game with cards.
It's better than
being a bard.
-kicks ball towards Red XIII-
"GOALLLL!"
"OW, FUCK YOU!"
Best thing ever.
Its was so fucking funny xD
The saluting event had me in tears. Also, I see I'm not the only one who remembers Hojo's unexplained ability to get bitches.Even Lucrecia wanted a piece.
Its funny cause Sephiroths voice actor also voiced Superman.
My god the quick time event had me in tears. So funny, how come I haven't heard of this sooner?
Sergeant Spaz is my most favorite character in this series :D
OMFG hojo is amazing. He's like the Super Kami Guru of this series.
The classic moment with Sgt. Spaz. It's still a great bit!
I love the drill sergeant. I want a TV show with him and the TFS Attack on Titan Instructor Shadis
+JamesCPotter13 THIS!! ALL OF MY *THIS*!!!!
Oh, jeez... the gun routine where Cloud keeps fucking up, can't even turn the right direction, and then shoots a duck... couldn't breathe for a moment. LOL
Why haven't I known about this series sooner!? This is absolutely hilarious! XD I love Sergeant Spaz! :D You guys have some serious talent! When you guys are done with FF7, please do another one! We NEEEED this in our lives! and you guys now have a new subscriber! ^__^
COMING 2015...A NEW SERIES!!!
WHAAAAT!? :O Which FF!?!?
cloudstrife8 Good thing i subscribed just in time!
Riku's Road to Dawn WELL, there were the Bots. the the Guns. the the tank. the the Ship. then the Bomb. and then they called in Tohru Adachi to try to put my ass in a T.V. :)
That boy riku
I just found these videos last night and binge watched them all. They are incredibly funny! Please keep up with the content. I've been sharing this with all who I can. This series is too good to not be watched by fans of abridged series and ff7 alike.
I miss this series. I'm so sad that it's over, but I'm happy to have watched it all. Every moment was another funny stomach-breaking experience. I hope you guys do more Final Fantasy stuff like this. I miss this version of Cloud and his friends, and all of the zany crazy personalities that you replaced for all of these characters.
Oh God... deep breaths... this... this is almost too much... Jesus... I love it when they're doing the Rufus sendoff. I laughed so hard I cried.
Nothing will stop this Abridged from being fun to come back to.
This has aged VERY WELL! :D
I have been waiting for these new episodes seemingly forever. Please don't stop making the greatest video game parody ever!
WOOOWWW you guys really outdid yourselves with Hojo, his lines are freaking hilarious! Well done! :D
"Is it just me or are we being spied on by one-fifth of the Village People?"
5:30 - 5:49 I literally almost peed myself. I've never felt my lungs under such duress.
Thank you
You're welcome.
Whoever did the sergeant's voice: you got me good! it brought me back to basic lol.
2023 and this is still the best FFVII abridged to me
Fun fact 3 different voice actors of Sephiroth did end up portraying Superman
OMG THAT'S WHERE THE RUBBER DUCKY CAME FROM
YES!
Aaaah. I see what you did there with the rubber ducky later in the series. It is his kryptonite. XD
5 people now XD
Too bad it didn't work in Advent Children abridged. "it's only funny once" Guess Cloud had the epic fight Sephiroth wanted after all.
& you guys portrayed Yuffie more than perfectly! Well done!
LMFAO! Oh man, using the YMCA song for Barret at the end! Hilarious, I can't believe I didn't even think of that! Brilliant work there! XD
so i can't even get past the whole QTE thing at 2:20 or whatever without taking a few minutes to stop and catch my breath from laughing so hard. it is hard for me to type this without misspelling words.
It is definitely my favorite part of our series.
"Hey Professor, have you seen Superman fly by here recently?"
I literally died.
"Hey Professor, have you seen Superman fly by here recently?"
I literally died.
glquam07 I know, I litteraly lost it at the guy yelling at cloud
This series is so MUCH better than the TeamFourStar FF VII.
You know you're good when the creator of the competition acknowledges your superiority.
I agree!
@@spectrasoulfaire215 A BILLION times better in fact. :)
Sergeant Spaz is hilarious!
jesus guys! this is your best episode yet! Color me thoroughly impressed.
-Dave
9:39 Hojo: Do me a solid and...
Cloud: No! NO GOD! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Tifa: SHOULDER! DEEP! CLOUD!
I love how the text boxes went crazy when Sephiroth showed up.
Well, while Machinabridged improved considerably since its first two episodes, I can still say that your Hojo is ten times funnier than theirs. He steals the show whenever he shows up. I think I'll actually miss this version when he's gone.
I love this :D especially the quick time event scene
XD THAT FUCKING INTRO!!
"Well, since you asked, I'VE BEEN BUSY BEING DEAD!!"
Definitely understandable. It's one of the most polarizing of the games. Watching your abridged series just makes me think about how I would handle doing one (not that I would, I learned my lesson last time)
cloudstrife8 AH, they had boarded the St. Anne. That makes SO much sense. (Srsly, this series is awesome.)
That Red XIII and football thing at the end was a very appropriate inclusion. The awesome thing is that they put stuff like that in the game in the first place.
I've watched all of these multiple times :3
9:39 Did they just predicted TFS’ FF7MA?
Barret like a sailor, Sephiroth apear with style, Hojo in Costa del Sol talking with Barret about Superman, and finally a goal from Cloud to Red XIII... LOL
oh god....Sephiroth is Popo.
pecking order anyone?
Actually fitting seeing how in DBZA Mr Popo is almost godlike and so is Sephiroth rofl.
goddamit spaz !! i can't get enough of this episode !! cloudstrife8 you're pretty damn awesome, what's your next move ?
4:35 Oh Lord, this part. XD
Oh my god wow
fits of laughter here
This series is AMAZING!!!!!
8:48 Who else got the Cialis/Viagra reference?
"Alright troops! Who here's familiar with Quick-Time Events?"
"Yes sir!"
"Yes sir!"
"FUCK!"
I’m gonna be honest, I like this more than TFS. They’re jokes seem stale, like it’s funny for an eras, while this seems timeless.
Like doing it’s own thing, not following a trend
sephiroth doing the sound thing was freaky
I can't deal with Hojo......lmffaaaaooo
Cloud sounds like Tucker from RvB! Well, at least in the beginning before the intro
Did the Sergeant Spaz voice acting hurt your throat?
YOU JUST RUINED A TENDER MOMENT BY FLAPPING UR JAW NUMBNUTS!!! F*CK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MAGGOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! xD
that drill sergeant bit.....good times
Kicks ball at Red xiii/Nanaki
Nanaki: Ow!
Cloud: GOOOOAAAAL!
Nanaki: Fuck You!
9:43 lol so thats when cloud got the rubber ducky.
I am going to name this guy Sargent Spaz. He is my new favorite. :D
That Banjo-Kazooie music doh...
1:23 D'aww, Good Guy Cloud
S.S.Anne + Sailor Barret = breathless :)
I do so ENJOY this version of Hojo...XD Team Four Star has to bring it, if they want to compete.
Love the Banjo Kazooie music!
2:26 - 2:59 This scene should be a GIF.
That soccer joke is killing me!
9:40 pfft. Superman reference.
Also why doesn't this have a tvtropes page?!
8:06 Gentlemen, BEHOLD: The effects of SWAG!
I love this. Amazing. xD
I almost expected a Sergeant Doran reference at the beginning.
the part with the sergeant is soooo funny
Looks like someone had fun playing Sergeant Spaz.
Shoulda used "In the navy"
You know I am actually saddened by the fact that you didn't include the marching scene wonderful episode and series other than that
Best drill instructor ever😂
Hojo: Gentlemen Pimpin is Easy!
should it be village Barrert or Barret people?
5:19 WHOA, spinning letters? way past cool
5:28 XD
What's the music at 4:11? And yay for Hojo! He's now my favorite!
SS Anne from pokemon...music is now in the description of episodes.
hahahahaha gotta love sun bathing red 13, thought you where going to miss that.
The sargent's a reference to Sarge from RVB lol
I wonder what if Sargent Yellalot meet Sarge. I could imagine Sargent Yellalot bitching at Simmons & Grif.
Sargent Yellalot: (yelling) What are your names? You puss, filled maggots!!
Simmons & Grif say nothing.
Sargent Yellalot: You fecal, flinging dung beetles! When I ask you a question, I expect an answer!!
Grif: Its-
Sargent Yellalot: (still yelling) *FUCK YOU*!!!
Simmons: Permission to speak freely?
Sargent Yellalot: (still yelling) By all means, fuck nugget!
Simmons: Grif likes to be lazy. With your permission, I would like to secretly poison his food.
Grif: I'm standing next to you.
Simmons: Nobody cares what you think.
Sargent Yellalot: (looking at Simmons, while still yelling) Listen up shit spewer! That is no way to treat lazyness!
Grif: Oh thank god!
Simmons: Should Grif run an obstacle course until he pukes? Or maybe do a bunch of mundane chores?
Sargent Yellalot: (still yelling) Hell no, shoot him in the kneecaps instead!
Grif: *WHAT*?!
Sargent Yellalot: (still yelling) Also there will be a 5 day shore leave if you shoot the hands as well.
jagarcia0705 Oh this is so fantastic. It made my night lol
Depends on if we use the scene or not...the huge materia doesn't really lead anywhere in the story...just a way to get master materia. But if we do, yes he will be there.
having a fro is awesome, but having dreadlocs is even more awesome!!
This is better than team 4 star
when I watched the end part I think I have popped my left nut from laughing so hard XD HAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!
There should have been the Duck Hunt Dog picking up the dead duck and doing the Shot Duck theme from Duck Hunt in the part where Cloud shot down the duck.
Anyone watch in 2019?
10:25 Wouldn't have "In the Navy" been more appropriate?
Dammit! He's right!
(BTW, nice username).
I wonder if Sergeant will return to his staring role when the sub part shows up
I need the soundclip from 5:28 to 5:48. The sepiroth da dum. I need that as a ringtone
+FinalRoxas013 Lol. Well, sadly, we don't have the Jaws theme (Sephiroth Remix) as a ringtone.
HOWEVER, we do have clips of cloudstrife8 doing some ring & text tone files, as well as Hojo's "drum solo" from episode 13 if you're interested.
This link should hook you up: app.box.com/files/0/f/0/All_Files
Omg I know how inverted controls are XD this is one of my fav episode
10:06 ...Who else has done that, other than me? =D
Steve was amazing. I'll have to get him to yell in my videos too. Good job everyone! :D
2:26 LOL
whats the bloody theme at 7:17? I keep forgetting
it's from Banjo Kazooie.
Treasure Trove Cove...and yes, from Banjo Kazooie
thanks. btw good luck on your next series.
Yes it is, very astute ears you have.
BOSS BATTLE AWAY!!!!
made me laugh aaaaa lot
7:21 Hellpad. xD just noticed that
*Has laughed for 3 hours and died* X.X
No, was just supposed to be something not usually associated with being dangerous.
why at 5:33 has shark music???? ?-)
you mean jaws music