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Imagine being the mother of the cookie clicker protagonist when he reincarnates on his final ascension. The doctor is like "congratulations, it's a-" and before he can even finish his sentence the entire universe and all parallel universes amalgamate into one apocalyptic cookiescape where time and space has no meaning. You helplessly look on as your baby tends crops, manipulates banks, dragons and even gods, breaks reality itself, clones himself, performs dark rituals and then sacrifices every last thing in this twisted world of his own creation to somehow produce more cookies then there are atoms in the observable universe in less then 10 seconds. Then he mutters "....still not enough" and blinks out of existence to try again in another reality. Now try and tell me that cookie clicker isn't actually a lovecraftian horror game.
Whenever I watch someone play cookie clicker it always plays out like this, "uh, hey guys I found this random game, it's called cookie clicker *20 minutes later* COOKIES ARE LIFE! COOKIES ARE OUR GODS! COOKIES ARE THE EVERY SINGLE ATOM THAT MAKES UP THIS UNIVERSE"
@@trickturne I have seen the light, I know the answer to every question in the universe from the very basics to the meaning of life itself. ALL MUST BOW DOWN TO OUR TRUE OVERLORDS! COOKIES ARE THE MEANING OF EVERYTHING, THEY ARE THE ESSENCE OF LIFE ITSELF! THEY ARE THE CREATORS AND DESTROYERS OF REALITIES! I CAN SEE BETWEEN AND THROUGH TIMELINES! I HAVE NOT BEEN CONSUMED BY COOKIES. COOKIES. ARE. EVERYTHING.
We got this game banned at our highschool because someone fried their Chromebook playing it for 14 days straight. He never closed it and used an oscillating fan to keep his mouse active at night, just kept the the laptop on the charger the entire time.
My brother plays for at least 1 hour a day and has been doing this for 3 years. He has 800 sextillion cookies. He refuses to do anything to improve and won't buy the elder covenant.
List of achievements that Seanie decided not to do: Getting the builds to level 10 (besides Farms and Cursors). Which includes 18 achievements. Harvest a Caramelized Sugar Lump. Click 7777 Golden Cookies. Shadow Achievements: Harvest a Golden Sugar Lump. Click 27777 Golden Cookies. Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31,536,000). Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies. Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year. There is also 2 Shadow Achievements that are not actually Achievement. They are more like a proof the gameplay is not 100% legit: Cheated cookies taste awful - Seanie does not have this one, it means he didn't cheat. Third-party - Seanie for some reason have this one, it means he used an add-on. He got this achievement somewhere between 59:12 and the end of the video.
that’s kinda an exaggeration, it takes 7 attempts on average and even if you don’t dedicate too much time to the game you can at least leave the setup with woodchips overnight and do at least 1 generation per day, so two weeks would already be pretty unlucky
The whole Idleverse thing is still insane to me, and the way you explained it does not do it's sheer absurdity justice. Cookie Clicker: is the first idle clicker game Other idle games: begin existing Cookie clicker: i'm gonna use these to make cookies. This is an idle game where you can hijack other idle games realities to make cookies! It's not even meta anymore, it's referencing the existence of other games in the genre that it (nearly?) singlehandedly spawned. That's like if there was a Minecraft block that canonically contained the entirety of Terraria, and another one that contained the entirety of Roblox, and then you built your base out of them.
and then there's another block that canonically contains all of Factorio that you can also mine resources out of (though you have to worry about periodic biter/spitter invasions).
Fun fact: If you put the web cookies and steamed cookies upgrade into 2 different permanent upgrade slots you get the only achievable debug item in the game.
@@masterofdoots5965 On steam web cookies are a debug item and on web steamed cookies are a debug item since the saves can be transferred between both versions you can have both cookies by transferring between the 2. The one from the version you arent playing will display as a debug upgrade which you normally can only get from enabling debug mode
For those asking, it's whatever the cookie is fir the version you're not playing They fo nothing except show up as debug upgrades, and is theoretically only possible by putting web cookies on the permanent upgrade slot snd transferring your save file to the steam version I say theoretically because from my admittedly low amount of research, it seems it's actually not possible to do this snd you still need to cheat but maybe it is possible and i just didn't look too deep into it (spoiler: i absolutely didn't)
My favorite part of games where the person trying to 100% goes insane is how near they end they start to tie it into some sort of philosophy to justify their time spent doing essentially nothing
@Skarfar90 Using cheats I wanted to see how far I could go until eventually I got to infinite. Now the funny thing is: Everything was free. I could not go above or below infinity. Nothing mattered If I ascended, I would still have infinite cookies, but the game would never stop trying to make me lose cookies. I had to fully restart the game to get rid of this infinite cookies. I could get infinite amounts of buildings UNTIL the buildings themselves started to cost infinite cookies, so I could not purchase any more of them.
For anyone foolish enough to attempt this. The browser version lets you have multiple tabs up for hunting for rare spawns. Cuts the work for some of the harder achievements down significantly.
However, on steam you can have steam achievements. I LIVE for steam achievements. (I wouldnt do stuff like carry the gnome all the way through hl2 ep2 unless there was a cool shiny square I get to see for doing it, plus a neat little 100% completed ribbon)
Wrong bro? Reality isn't azatoths dream. Azathoth is said to destroy reality once he wakes up not that reality ceases when he wakes up. You're thinking of mana yood sushai
feels kinda weird that the same guy that made the music for quite literaly the most popular game ever also made the music for a lil silly game about cookies that will make you rip your hair out :D
During my first year of grad school, my entire (5 person) office became obsessed with cookie clicker. Bragging about our cookie production between hours of proofs and classes
as someone who plays Cookie Clicker ever since 2017 and even bought the game on steam just to support the creator, and spent over 3600 hours on the game on steam + all the years and 2 different saves I can easily say I do NOT have all the achievements, Seanie you're nuts but good video
"you have a 1 in a million chance to get this achievement every second" "it can take years and years to get this achievement" A million seconds is 12 days. you would have to be supper unlucky not to get it within your second week of playing the game.
The Gambler's Fallacy in effect. When you fail the check, it doesn't become a 2 in one million chance. It is still a one in a million chance. You are no more likely to get it in 2 weeks than in your first second
@@firefi1960 actually you are more likely to get it in two weeks than your first second, since the game goes through 1,209,600 checks in two weeks but only 1 in one second
@@truffflzz True, but mathematically, your 1 millionth second is no more likely to get it than your first. I'm mostly just trying to say that unlike the original comment's suggestion, going through a million seconds does not give you practically guaranteed odds
@@firefi1960 You are right, 1 million seconds gives you roughly 50/50 odds, a little less even. But you are also wrong, because of how statistics work. It is true on specifically the millionth second and the first second, the odds of seeing the achievement are exactly the same if that 1 millionth second is taken in isolation, but it is different when you are looking at 1 million seconds versus only 1 second. The longer you simulate something with certain odds, the more likely you are to have seen the event that is being simulated as the odds are rolled. Just like you are more likely to roll a 6 on a dice if you continue rolling the dice, and you are very unlucky if you haven't rolled a single 6 after rolling the dice more than 12 times. You'd do a binomial distribution calculation to see your odds of seeing a 6 in a certain number of dice rolls, or in this case, to see your odds of receiving the achievement after a certain amount of seconds.
I haven't opened my browser save in about a year, but i had all but a handful of the achievements, hearing something along the lines of 'i was hoping to knock this out in a few days' was hilarious, i too had hope in my eyes
Honestly, out of all the cookie clicker videos, yours truly show how deep it goes with combos, shadow achievements and even reaching out to the community for help! Mad respect for you to actually "100%" the game in 6 months, it takes insane amount of effort and determination to keep going on, I also kinda got to "the end" only having the cookies baked achievements left, but those are so monotonous... I didn't bother spending time to doing them (even though ive been for years with 3000+ hours and even made a guide for the grimoire!) I really don't enjoy that last part of the game 😭will be waiting for another content drop if i do bother with it, wonder if youlll be making an updated version if that does happen 🤔
"I won't stop until every atom the ENTIRE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE IS COOKIES" dude that happened like 15 minutes ago when you bought the antimatter condenser XD
You should 100% Peggle!!!!! I'd love to see you play Peggle Since there's no achievements, I'd say 100%ing Peggle will be completing all adventure levels and all challenge mode levels
Although I'm interested in cookie clicker content, I find myself taking multiple breaks when watching this video because there is just no breaks anywhere. Every sentence was so tightly strung together leaving no gap to relax both my ears and my mind. It's overwhelming.
In order to simulate what I'm feelingplease read this complementary comment in one breaththis way you can get the authentic "out of breath" viewing expreniencethanks!
How many people will leave the game running on their computer for 13 days straight? And even if they did, there is no guarantee they'd pop it. Just because you roll a die 6 times doesn't mean you have a 100% chance and landing on a 1
@@velvetbutterfly True, but after 53 days straight you have a 99% chance of getting it by then, and a 99.9% chance by 76 days (binomial probability formula)
@@velvetbutterfly It doesn't have to be in one session. Leaving it open for only 6 hours a day would mean it'd take 200 days, which isn't that bad for an idle game.
Honestly I like this a lot more than Dragoon. It's less overstimulating than Dragoon's content which can get quite chaotic at times, and you're much better at explaining things than he is Both you and him are good but I guess your content is more of the type that I like
Can it really get more overstimulating and chaotic than seanie screaming about cookies for an hour? At one point I had to put the video on 0.75 speed to understand what he was explaining
@@MilaWht Maybe it's just that I've played a lot of CC before this so I already know what's going on. But if you haven't watched Dragoon, he often talks at a similar pace and does stuff like include random songs or rap battles out of nowhere and additional lore that isn't in the game, as well as him being on average far less calm than Seanie
i've beat this game twice and when i watched some of dragoon's videos and i was really annoyed at how much he overestimates things in the game, it is not that hard
@@DNWII What do you mean by "beat"? I'm 800 hours in and not done. You have to wait 3 years to get a few achievements. It's hard to 100%, it's not hard to get a lot of cookies
@@Dragoon45 I 100%'d one of my savefiles and the other one i made i stopped at around 96-97%, so if you wanna count that i only beat it once, anyways, i consider 'beating' 100%ing the game in its current state, and considering i've played this on the web version before the steam version was released they have probably added some hard achievements that i do not know of
@@Dragoon45 i actually dont remember that much terminology or achievements from the game because i've played it so long, but when i've played it only took me 7-8 months (or something in that range) and i think that was the average for everyone at the discord server at the time, i don't get how you could say it takes 3+ years to do so and i really want to know which achievements do you refer to when you say that
I’ve been trying to grind the “ascend 1000 times” achievement. Where I am in the game (I think I’m mid game tbh), and without any intense strategizing, it takes 15-20 seconds per ascension. I have 250 rn, so if I did it nonstop it would take 4 hours of clicking the same buttons over and over. I’ll get it eventually…
Clicked the video, clicked cookie clicker from start, and when the video finished this are my stats: Cookies baked: 156.25million Buildings owned: 270 Cookie clicks: 102,337 Hand-made cookies: 55.257 million Golden cookies: 14
"I'm not going to do the level 10 achievements because they require no skill" Speed garden sacrificing: "it would delay this video by over a year" The person who got every single achievement including those in under a year: yea that kinda feels like a cheap way out when those are some of the hardest achievements in the game
@@EchoIrl Trimps has pretty poor scaling, and is just exceedingly slow. It breaks before you can push deep because of bit limits. There are many far better idle games with much deeper progression.
He clicked, and reality distorted, folding in on itself and reflecting itself. One click became two, both in the same instant. A technique born not of legend, but of endless expenses of blood, sweat, and tears. Born not of legend, indeed, but legendary all the same for the lifetime long effort spent developing it. The crowning jewel of the cookie master's unwavering skill, The Peerless Technique- *"TSUBAME GAESHI!!!"*
"I am the cookie GOD AND I REFUSE TO BACK DOWN" I can't believe all the work this took, never heard of cookie clicker, but I could now write a dissertation on the lore of cookie clicker.
@@barbedmitten4475 this is an extremely bad analogy. FTHOF is a built in mechanic of the game, glitches aren't. Restricting yourself from using them would be a challenge, not the intended way. Not to mention it is basically impossible to get the last cookies baked achievement without using fthof Also dragoon and literally every other person who has a video of getting decillion has used it
With every cookie clicker video I've ever watched, I've always only gotten more confused. And yet... It all makes sense.... Cookies will rule the worlds, and I'll accept our fate. Not like there is any other choice.
Not gonna lie I knew he wasn’t going to actually 100% so I was more interested to see what achievements he’d skip. Also was insane watching that treveng- however you spell it combo thing, GGs on pulling that off.
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@@SeanieDew Ello I was here!
Hello :D
My iPad completely died after weeks of 24/7 cookie clicker
@@Pretzelina. lol
I thought I warned people not to play this...
I respect the grind though
barely anyone has noticed that dragoon commented lol
How do I stop playing Cookie Clicker
Like seriously i can't stop please help
hypixel skyblock man
Here when 11 likes
I should've heeded the warnings...
Fun fact: this game is one of the only games where some professionals do not count an auto clicker as cheating!
You're a handicap without a clicker here
probably because clicking this much would inevitably lead to carpal tunnel
Oh that's really interesting!
Not true, competitive leaderboards ban this.
@@derpyslurp8779reading comprehension, it says SOME
Imagine being the mother of the cookie clicker protagonist when he reincarnates on his final ascension. The doctor is like "congratulations, it's a-" and before he can even finish his sentence the entire universe and all parallel universes amalgamate into one apocalyptic cookiescape where time and space has no meaning. You helplessly look on as your baby tends crops, manipulates banks, dragons and even gods, breaks reality itself, clones himself, performs dark rituals and then sacrifices every last thing in this twisted world of his own creation to somehow produce more cookies then there are atoms in the observable universe in less then 10 seconds. Then he mutters "....still not enough" and blinks out of existence to try again in another reality. Now try and tell me that cookie clicker isn't actually a lovecraftian horror game.
i mean considering the grandmapocalypse...
lmfao
noways that something crazy
Then the final... what type of cookie are you?
Imagine saying all that to a victorian boy
It’s crazy how insane it feels and then I’m like ‘IT’S ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH THE VIDEO?!’
This but I’m at 17 mins in…stock market?!
@@GS_666yep. Cookie clicker is awesome
It just keeps getting crazier and crazier... the cookiesanity is real!!!
30:28 moment I checked this comment
nia
I’m starting to feel concerned about seans sanity with all those 100%s 😭
Same. I'm really concerned.
yeaah
Same here
Same 😐
frrr
I gotta be honest, I had ZERO clue that cookie clicker was such an in depth game.
Saaaammmneee I have so much respect for those who truly 100% this game
"miner grandmas.. isnt that what Colleen Ballinger calls 15 year olds?"
I cant 😭
💀
WHERE
@@yourfriendlybud1902 3:36
G O L D E N commentary 😂
wait i don't get it
Whenever I watch someone play cookie clicker it always plays out like this, "uh, hey guys I found this random game, it's called cookie clicker *20 minutes later* COOKIES ARE LIFE! COOKIES ARE OUR GODS! COOKIES ARE THE EVERY SINGLE ATOM THAT MAKES UP THIS UNIVERSE"
Hmmmm I might play it, surely it's not that insane
How do you feel right now ska?
@@SkaChaos973 its been two weeks. did the cookies consume you
Ska are you alive
@@trickturne I have seen the light, I know the answer to every question in the universe from the very basics to the meaning of life itself. ALL MUST BOW DOWN TO OUR TRUE OVERLORDS! COOKIES ARE THE MEANING OF EVERYTHING, THEY ARE THE ESSENCE OF LIFE ITSELF! THEY ARE THE CREATORS AND DESTROYERS OF REALITIES! I CAN SEE BETWEEN AND THROUGH TIMELINES! I HAVE NOT BEEN CONSUMED BY COOKIES. COOKIES. ARE. EVERYTHING.
We got this game banned at our highschool because someone fried their Chromebook playing it for 14 days straight. He never closed it and used an oscillating fan to keep his mouse active at night, just kept the the laptop on the charger the entire time.
14 days straight
He is a menace
Dudes a mad lad 😂
Um so I'm assuming I'm doing a lot worst then lol
My brother plays for at least 1 hour a day and has been doing this for 3 years. He has 800 sextillion cookies. He refuses to do anything to improve and won't buy the elder covenant.
the true vanilla experience
Is he ok?
thats cute, let him have his fun
I smell autism
I would be worried out of my mind if that were my brother. That sounds a LOT like an addiction.
I like how Seanie's pronunciation of numbers get more and more horrendous the larger they get
"trevintigillion"
"tregivintillion"
"tregivintigillion"
"trebhbhjhjvhjsdbhj"
treventigillion moment
for real 😭 like what is a vinetighillion 😭😭🙏
6 gazillion
I kinda love that the game repeatedly tells you “it’s time to stop playing” at the top of the screen
I feel the presence of dragoon
yeah someone needs to show this to Dragoon
The cookie wars
He became dragoon
Dra-ooon
Dra-gon deez nuts
Bro managed to 100% cookie clicker without ever touching an auto clicker, this man is EXTRA Insane
not very difficult
@@yeetdragon2413bruh what
@anewdawn2545 an autoclicker doesn't make it much easier, it might in the beginning, but just clicking isn't very good
@@anewdawn2545 it increases cookie gains by like 5x during a combo which is very low
@@yeetdragon2413 difficulty is not the problem
permanently damaging your hands is
List of achievements that Seanie decided not to do:
Getting the builds to level 10 (besides Farms and Cursors). Which includes 18 achievements.
Harvest a Caramelized Sugar Lump.
Click 7777 Golden Cookies.
Shadow Achievements:
Harvest a Golden Sugar Lump.
Click 27777 Golden Cookies.
Have your stock market profits surpass a whole year of CpS ($31,536,000).
Ascend with exactly 1 trillion cookies.
Manage a cookie legacy for at least a year.
There is also 2 Shadow Achievements that are not actually Achievement. They are more like a proof the gameplay is not 100% legit:
Cheated cookies taste awful - Seanie does not have this one, it means he didn't cheat.
Third-party - Seanie for some reason have this one, it means he used an add-on. He got this achievement somewhere between 59:12 and the end of the video.
He got the Third-Party achievement because he used the save file editor to delete his extra sugar lumps
I believe he didn’t cheat but if he did it is possible to remove the cheated cookies achievement
HE DID IT, THE MAD MAN
YES HE DID!!!
He didn't get 100%.
@@evarchavex4800 let him have this
“Oh he got the final building, that must mean the video is almost-“
_checks the time_
29:00
“Uh oh”
I did the same thing 😭
A Normal person: “Hey look, a cookie!“
Seanie: “STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU RABID BEAST!“
Do you REALISE HOW LUCKY YOU WERE?
THE JUICY QUEENBEET TAKES MONTHS
literal MONTHS
and you got it FIRST TRY?
that’s kinda an exaggeration, it takes 7 attempts on average and even if you don’t dedicate too much time to the game you can at least leave the setup with woodchips overnight and do at least 1 generation per day, so two weeks would already be pretty unlucky
yeah + he got click frenzy in his first and second golden cookie
@@CarlosMoreiraAbreut-oh3exit’s lucky but but that has to happen at some point, it just happened to happen to him
@@desertdeskyeah that kinda what luck is
@@MilaWht yeah reading it again my comment was pretty pointless
"It begins," grandma said. A prophesy. A warning. But not of the apocalypse. No. Of what comes after...
The whole Idleverse thing is still insane to me, and the way you explained it does not do it's sheer absurdity justice.
Cookie Clicker: is the first idle clicker game
Other idle games: begin existing
Cookie clicker: i'm gonna use these to make cookies.
This is an idle game where you can hijack other idle games realities to make cookies! It's not even meta anymore, it's referencing the existence of other games in the genre that it (nearly?) singlehandedly spawned.
That's like if there was a Minecraft block that canonically contained the entirety of Terraria, and another one that contained the entirety of Roblox, and then you built your base out of them.
oh god, that’s like three layers of meta. i can’t handle this, my mortal mind wasn’t built to comprehend things like this
and then there's another block that canonically contains all of Factorio that you can also mine resources out of (though you have to worry about periodic biter/spitter invasions).
Fun fact: If you put the web cookies and steamed cookies upgrade into 2 different permanent upgrade slots you get the only achievable debug item in the game.
What's it dl
What is it?
@@masterofdoots5965 On steam web cookies are a debug item and on web steamed cookies are a debug item since the saves can be transferred between both versions you can have both cookies by transferring between the 2. The one from the version you arent playing will display as a debug upgrade which you normally can only get from enabling debug mode
For those asking, it's whatever the cookie is fir the version you're not playing
They fo nothing except show up as debug upgrades, and is theoretically only possible by putting web cookies on the permanent upgrade slot snd transferring your save file to the steam version
I say theoretically because from my admittedly low amount of research, it seems it's actually not possible to do this snd you still need to cheat
but maybe it is possible and i just didn't look too deep into it (spoiler: i absolutely didn't)
English please I did not understand a word of that
As someone with over 4000 hours in cookie clicker and in the top 300 in hours worldwide, I can confirm that this game takes everything from you.
r/stopgaming
You were way too proud of this
Gosh dayumn
How did you find out you were top 300? I'm interested to see where I am haha.
there is cokie clicker leaderbords
My favorite part of games where the person trying to 100% goes insane is how near they end they start to tie it into some sort of philosophy to justify their time spent doing essentially nothing
nah hes working. this is sane compared to some jobs.
I love how he squeezes the sentences so close that they overlap eachother
ikr
i hate
i love
I appreciate
I unappreciate
100% subnautica so you can have a nightmare :)
Good idea
@@AlfredoCervantes-tz6bb i know if he does the normal he will do the dlc version too
do you want to kill seanie? 😭😭
VR Version
not a bad idea, but that doesn't compare to the horror of 100% cookie clicker.
I remember one time breaking the game, and ending up with NaN cookies.
There is also a hidden achievement called "Cheated Cookies tastes awful"
You mean no cookies AT ALL?
@@alipour-iy3ft Exactly. The counter broke, and you could not buy anything.
@Skarfar90 Using cheats I wanted to see how far I could go until eventually I got to infinite. Now the funny thing is:
Everything was free.
I could not go above or below infinity.
Nothing mattered
If I ascended, I would still have infinite cookies, but the game would never stop trying to make me lose cookies. I had to fully restart the game to get rid of this infinite cookies.
I could get infinite amounts of buildings UNTIL the buildings themselves started to cost infinite cookies, so I could not purchase any more of them.
For anyone foolish enough to attempt this. The browser version lets you have multiple tabs up for hunting for rare spawns. Cuts the work for some of the harder achievements down significantly.
However, on steam you can have steam achievements. I LIVE for steam achievements. (I wouldnt do stuff like carry the gnome all the way through hl2 ep2 unless there was a cool shiny square I get to see for doing it, plus a neat little 100% completed ribbon)
@@desertdesk Ah, but you can transfer saves between the browser and steam version. So you can have both.
@@strifera true, good point
I remember when I was doing this. Oh gods above and below, WHY?
@@desertdeskif you import and account from a chrome tab it will give you the achievements
Dragoon when he sees this guy get juicy queenbeet on his first attempt: “why do we live… just to suffer…”
thats what I was thinking lol
Dragoon heavily exaggerated the difficulty of JQB (to make the content more interesting ofc) though yeah 1 attempt is still far below average
He did not get it in his first attempt he was savescumming
@@Klooby_GD It's around a 10% chance to get it in the first attempt. That is very possible RNG
@@xyntercept JQB took me about 10 days, so 20 attempts or so. I did have dramatic music but I didn't lie about it taking a long time
Bruh the ending was literally like "Cookie Clicker Explained" on steroids lol
27:54 that is an *actual* Lovecraftian Elder God. Azathoth, whose dream is our reality. And you're using it to make cookies....
Wrong bro? Reality isn't azatoths dream. Azathoth is said to destroy reality once he wakes up not that reality ceases when he wakes up. You're thinking of mana yood sushai
He’s sleeping therefore making him dream and that dream was reality.
@@fengliu3303 no. Hp Lovecraft never said that reality was azathoths dream
@@J_Ryan1120 ok calm down😭
@@J_Ryan1120 Pretty sure that was the entire point of the story, given the protag was the literal god of dreams.
No matter the game, Seanie yearns for the mines
I’m 16 minutes into this video and feel like cookie clicker should have already been a completed game. How on earth will the next 55 minutes go lmao
3:07
Maybe the subscribe button is into it, we don’t know
Excuse me
🤔
yes...
YES...
*MORE PAIN...*
i definitely am
You like franziska von karma don't you @@confusedjello7292
feels kinda weird that the same guy that made the music for quite literaly the most popular game ever also made the music for a lil silly game about cookies that will make you rip your hair out :D
What game
@MeIsSmogee iirc, c418 (who made music for Minecraft)
@@brokencreativity7266 wait c418 did music for cookie clicker? Huh. The more you know, ig lol
@@MeIsSmogeeonly steam, not the original browser
144p 👍
I think it says something about me as a person that I actually considered getting the game on Steam after watching this.
During my first year of grad school, my entire (5 person) office became obsessed with cookie clicker. Bragging about our cookie production between hours of proofs and classes
That's honestly so cute
FR
as someone who plays Cookie Clicker ever since 2017 and even bought the game on steam just to support the creator, and spent over 3600 hours on the game on steam + all the years and 2 different saves I can easily say
I do NOT have all the achievements, Seanie you're nuts
but good video
how? do you just not aim for them?
12:49 I didnt think i needed to hear someone moaning from vigorously touching cookies...
That's because I didnt.
"you have a 1 in a million chance to get this achievement every second" "it can take years and years to get this achievement" A million seconds is 12 days. you would have to be supper unlucky not to get it within your second week of playing the game.
it only counts online time, but yes years is a bit of an exaggeration
The Gambler's Fallacy in effect. When you fail the check, it doesn't become a 2 in one million chance. It is still a one in a million chance. You are no more likely to get it in 2 weeks than in your first second
@@firefi1960 actually you are more likely to get it in two weeks than your first second, since the game goes through 1,209,600 checks in two weeks but only 1 in one second
@@truffflzz True, but mathematically, your 1 millionth second is no more likely to get it than your first. I'm mostly just trying to say that unlike the original comment's suggestion, going through a million seconds does not give you practically guaranteed odds
@@firefi1960 You are right, 1 million seconds gives you roughly 50/50 odds, a little less even. But you are also wrong, because of how statistics work. It is true on specifically the millionth second and the first second, the odds of seeing the achievement are exactly the same if that 1 millionth second is taken in isolation, but it is different when you are looking at 1 million seconds versus only 1 second.
The longer you simulate something with certain odds, the more likely you are to have seen the event that is being simulated as the odds are rolled. Just like you are more likely to roll a 6 on a dice if you continue rolling the dice, and you are very unlucky if you haven't rolled a single 6 after rolling the dice more than 12 times. You'd do a binomial distribution calculation to see your odds of seeing a 6 in a certain number of dice rolls, or in this case, to see your odds of receiving the achievement after a certain amount of seconds.
seanie dew is already at duodecillion and theres still 40min left he’s become to powerful and i am scared
I haven't opened my browser save in about a year, but i had all but a handful of the achievements, hearing something along the lines of 'i was hoping to knock this out in a few days' was hilarious, i too had hope in my eyes
Bingo night just got real😈🔫
This is you ➡️☹️🔫
Hello rich gigachad
Chad😎👍
as someone who got addicted to cookie clicker to where i got addons for MORE cookie clicker content, i kinda just sat here like "oh you poor soul"
THERES ADDONS FOR COOKIE CLICKER?? I THOUGHT THERE WGERE ONLY HACKING ADDONS TO HELP YOU COMPLETE THE GAME FASTER
@@kurozikoasu1887 it's mostly just for the sugar lump minigames tbh but it can defo shake things up if you know how to
@@artykeldeo that's fye
Seanie actually used an add-on. You can see the Shadow Achievement about using an add-on at the end of the video.
3:00 let it suffer
Yes. YES. YYEESSS! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Honestly, out of all the cookie clicker videos, yours truly show how deep it goes with combos, shadow achievements and even reaching out to the community for help!
Mad respect for you to actually "100%" the game in 6 months, it takes insane amount of effort and determination to keep going on, I also kinda got to "the end" only having the cookies baked achievements left, but those are so monotonous...
I didn't bother spending time to doing them (even though ive been for years with 3000+ hours and even made a guide for the grimoire!) I really don't enjoy that last part of the game 😭will be waiting for another content drop if i do bother with it, wonder if youlll be making an updated version if that does happen 🤔
it’s unfortunate that he didn’t actually get 100%
I knew it was getting real when he mentioned contacting Limes. I was like "wait...that's legit like a top player I'm familiar with."
The fractal engine abuses fractal patterns to create cookies out of cookies
As an idle player, I have 2728 days with 71 ascensions and 1.718 quintillion prestige/5.089 unvigintillion baked all time. It is quite relaxing.
As a fan of Cookie Clicker from 2013, congrats for getting one hundred percent on this game. That is a major achievement.
I've been playing Cookie Clicker since it came out and I didn't even know about half this stuff what the hell. You are a true legend.
He's someone who had a guide open in the other tab.
I love how this game just keeps. On. Evolving. The lore is insane atp. So many new updates. Can't wait for cookie clicker 2050.
I'm a tad disappointed that you didn't actually 100% the game and gave up at like 99%. But still, props to you. This seems like torture.
Bro really thought he could rival dragoon
frrrrrrr
FR
YESSS
Fr dragoon is the cookie master.
lol fr
"I won't stop until every atom the ENTIRE OBSERVABLE UNIVERSE IS COOKIES"
dude that happened like 15 minutes ago when you bought the antimatter condenser XD
"I got my juicy queenbeet on my first try!"
(Insert Plankton saying "YOU WHAT!?")
Wasn't it Tom Chocolate (y'know, THAT guy) who said that?
You should 100% Peggle!!!!!
I'd love to see you play Peggle
Since there's no achievements, I'd say 100%ing Peggle will be completing all adventure levels and all challenge mode levels
watch dougdoug then :0
Calling me a monster for not having mercy on the subscribe button surprisingly worked. Subscribed 😂
Although I'm interested in cookie clicker content, I find myself taking multiple breaks when watching this video because there is just no breaks anywhere. Every sentence was so tightly strung together leaving no gap to relax both my ears and my mind. It's overwhelming.
In order to simulate what I'm feelingplease read this complementary comment in one breaththis way you can get the authentic "out of breath" viewing expreniencethanks!
the cookie gods do not allow breaks
Yeah i don't like that part of his editing
Weakling.
I agree, its a bit too much after a while of listening
"Shleanie dew" was suprised that "schlatt" wasn't the name given to him at birth.
Unfortunately you are with the wrong fanbase you "jslhip" fan
Wrong base, go back to "Schloppy" fanbase
*It spreads*
It got out of containment!!!
Shleanie dew is crazy😭😭😭😭
Bro gets a 1 in 2,500 chance by getting 2 click frenzies in a row
Dragoon would be proud
niko
No, he can't be worse than a random guy on yt
@@original_pandusno Sean didn’t do a true run since he used fthof
niko
@@AydanMercer-or9lgdragoon technically used an autoclicker
"A nice grandma to bake more cookies"
NO ONE WHO'S NICE HAS TO SAY THEY'RE NICE
(also Juicy Queenbeet funny moment)
-dragoon
Sad I waited an hour to find out you didn't actually get them all. Rip.
"You have a one in one million chance of getting this achievement every second, this can take years" 1000000 seconds is less than 13 days
How many people will leave the game running on their computer for 13 days straight?
And even if they did, there is no guarantee they'd pop it.
Just because you roll a die 6 times doesn't mean you have a 100% chance and landing on a 1
@@velvetbutterfly True, but after 53 days straight you have a 99% chance of getting it by then, and a 99.9% chance by 76 days (binomial probability formula)
@@Ultimaximus yes but who leaves their PC on for 53 days straight? That's just bad for everything
@@velvetbutterfly It doesn't have to be in one session. Leaving it open for only 6 hours a day would mean it'd take 200 days, which isn't that bad for an idle game.
@@Ultimaximus I don't know of anyone who uses any program for 6 hours a day, every single day, without taking massive breaks
Honestly I like this a lot more than Dragoon. It's less overstimulating than Dragoon's content which can get quite chaotic at times, and you're much better at explaining things than he is
Both you and him are good but I guess your content is more of the type that I like
based (there's also less people joining the disc and sub afaik)
he literally overlaps sentences what are you on?
Can it really get more overstimulating and chaotic than seanie screaming about cookies for an hour? At one point I had to put the video on 0.75 speed to understand what he was explaining
@@MilaWht Maybe it's just that I've played a lot of CC before this so I already know what's going on. But if you haven't watched Dragoon, he often talks at a similar pace and does stuff like include random songs or rap battles out of nowhere and additional lore that isn't in the game, as well as him being on average far less calm than Seanie
I lost my 93% achievement run on accident when I deleted browser history and cookies 😢
No seanie! Youre going to pull yourself into a three way epic rap battle between Dragoon, Vera and You! Youre not prepared! Run seanie!
Dragoon
Im so ready for this video. Tried 100%ing it myself over the last couple years and still haven't finished the garden. Takes forever!!
So, wait... he didn't actually 100% it?
Damn, people actually reached out to make sure he was okay, this man has succeeded in life
Dragoon be like
Cool a dragoon fan i thought I’d never see that but it’s nice seeing a dragoon fan
Yeah dragoon
Dragoon fans unite whenever we see cookie
@@TheonlyFishbird not wrong
I remember getting an auto clicker and spamming through this forever ago
9:42 why is bro laughing like that 💀
guys wake up the psychopath uploaded again and this time its about cookies
day 1 of asking seanie to 100% the binding of isaac
Dragoon showed us. He showed us the life ruining effects of this god forsaken game. We should've learned from his mistake. Yet here we are.
i've beat this game twice and when i watched some of dragoon's videos and i was really annoyed at how much he overestimates things in the game, it is not that hard
@@DNWII What do you mean by "beat"? I'm 800 hours in and not done. You have to wait 3 years to get a few achievements. It's hard to 100%, it's not hard to get a lot of cookies
@@Dragoon45 I 100%'d one of my savefiles and the other one i made i stopped at around 96-97%, so if you wanna count that i only beat it once, anyways, i consider 'beating' 100%ing the game in its current state, and considering i've played this on the web version before the steam version was released they have probably added some hard achievements that i do not know of
@@Dragoon45 i actually dont remember that much terminology or achievements from the game because i've played it so long, but when i've played it only took me 7-8 months (or something in that range) and i think that was the average for everyone at the discord server at the time, i don't get how you could say it takes 3+ years to do so and i really want to know which achievements do you refer to when you say that
@@DNWII for the sugar lump shadow achievement and stuff. That’s what takes a long time to
I saw the video title and immediately remembered the achievement list and the hell it can make ya do.
I’ve been trying to grind the “ascend 1000 times” achievement. Where I am in the game (I think I’m mid game tbh), and without any intense strategizing, it takes 15-20 seconds per ascension. I have 250 rn, so if I did it nonstop it would take 4 hours of clicking the same buttons over and over. I’ll get it eventually…
Clicked the video, clicked cookie clicker from start, and when the video finished this are my stats:
Cookies baked: 156.25million
Buildings owned: 270
Cookie clicks: 102,337
Hand-made cookies: 55.257 million
Golden cookies: 14
You can tell how strong someone's will is by how long it takes for them to use an autoclicker.
Dear god is his will strong.
Mind closing your eyes for a few seconds at 12:45 ?
Glad someone else heard that holy I'm not ok
Whyd you make me do that
I read this comment at 12:44 and was like sure why not 😭😭
I’m at 12:51 and AUEGH
Freaky asf lmao
Never thought that cookies are able to cause existential crisis.
when he got the second click frenzy and started moaning im gonna cry.
Can’t say you 100% the game without having every achievement tbh. That’s my philosophy. 98% at best
The rest could be gotten with his date-glitched sugar lumps. He basically finished it.
Yeah but if he did this video would take 6 more months and be way less interesting for the last bit
@@JakesFavorites Not even close, the building upgrades alone are over 1,000 lumps.
"I'm not going to do the level 10 achievements because they require no skill"
Speed garden sacrificing:
"it would delay this video by over a year"
The person who got every single achievement including those in under a year:
yea that kinda feels like a cheap way out when those are some of the hardest achievements in the game
Glad he decided to join in the insanity that is cookie clicker
Want to know whats more insane? Trimps
@@EchoIrl Trimps has pretty poor scaling, and is just exceedingly slow. It breaks before you can push deep because of bit limits. There are many far better idle games with much deeper progression.
@@luka188i like both games honestly, I find cc to be more active and strategic than trimps but it’s still fun
More like cookie clicker joined my insanity.
"1% of 30 million cookies is enough to end an entire nation."
I will remember that and inform the 05 council
He clicked, and reality distorted, folding in on itself and reflecting itself. One click became two, both in the same instant. A technique born not of legend, but of endless expenses of blood, sweat, and tears. Born not of legend, indeed, but legendary all the same for the lifetime long effort spent developing it. The crowning jewel of the cookie master's unwavering skill, The Peerless Technique-
*"TSUBAME GAESHI!!!"*
Hey, your front lawn just called. Say hi to the sun while you're at it.
Oh boy, time to blow some leaves!!
"Everything in the stock market is converted into a currency called "Money"" is such a crazy sentence to say without context
"I am the cookie GOD AND I REFUSE TO BACK DOWN" I can't believe all the work this took, never heard of cookie clicker, but I could now write a dissertation on the lore of cookie clicker.
47:03 killed me
“I 100% cookie clicker”
Dragoon: NOR SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE
If Seanie doesn't grow a passionate hatred towards the grandmas and their comically complex villain arc, is it really worth watching?
It is absolutely insane that you beat cookie clicker before dragoon
@@barbedmitten4475 this is an extremely bad analogy. FTHOF is a built in mechanic of the game, glitches aren't. Restricting yourself from using them would be a challenge, not the intended way.
Not to mention it is basically impossible to get the last cookies baked achievement without using fthof
Also dragoon and literally every other person who has a video of getting decillion has used it
@@cookiemains im pretty sure he meant FTHOF planner, im pretty sure dragoon hasn't used that
@@barbedmitten4475 More like filtered seed and random seed
He hasn't hes like a month behind on the stock market for gaseous assests and has less achievements than dragoon
but he didn't though? he literally admitted to not getting every achievement
I played this 10 years ago instead of writing my graduate thesis
With every cookie clicker video I've ever watched, I've always only gotten more confused. And yet... It all makes sense....
Cookies will rule the worlds, and I'll accept our fate. Not like there is any other choice.
Not gonna lie I knew he wasn’t going to actually 100% so I was more interested to see what achievements he’d skip.
Also was insane watching that treveng- however you spell it combo thing, GGs on pulling that off.
I sat here for this whole 1:11:49 seconds I never went to another video and came back that’s how good this vid was
Dragoon has sensed a disturbance in the force.