John Crist Visits the Washington State Fair
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
- Corndogs, funnel cakes and hot tubs! John Crist pays a visit to the Washington State Fair in Puyallup Washington!
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1:31 "You act like you've never seen a uni-corn before" breh😂
1:31
DivaDelgado128 lol thanks I edited it
@@Jchavarro very nice. I wanted to be able to re-watch it lol.
Ohhh now I get it 😂
Washington State Fair displays ALWAYS include hot tubs in their natural habitat. It's annoying 😏
Bro, that Uni-corn joke was the most solid bit in this video.
Comedy magic
Like a bad-pun meme come to life. 🤣 🤣 🤣
I would not have realized it without your comment.
@Jacob Dean Okay Kill joy.
h z that was scary, lol.
As a Washingtonian, I am stuck between laughter and outrage.
Also: It’s ‘pew-al-up’.
He has clearly never been to seattle before and is spouting overused stereotypes
For locals, Puyallup is pronounced like the word "y'all", but with a breif "p" sound leading and trailing:
p' y'all 'p
Puyallup is pronounced using only one syllable.
@@liampeterson2360 literally everything he said was true.
@@jackdoe7401 are you from seattle
As a person who went to the fair and saw John, yes the corn man is real and he’s terrifying.
Lol!!!!
Sammeee
Lol
I mean, anyone can see him in the video, so he's probably real...just sayin
That's hilarious! 😂😂😂
Why aren't these kids in school?
Homeschool, john, homeschool
No, the kids get a day or half day off and free ticket to the fair. Today is the day for my kiddo's school.
Yeah, but he and I were both homeschooled, so that's what I think first.
@Munro McLaren I don't know about the whole state, but definitely every kid in the county. Even private schools.
@@jerushanelson7160 pretty cool
That's what I was about to say XD. I was at the Spokane interstate fair on Wednesday, because I'm homeschooled
That corn guy was randomly amazing😳😂
*John Crist roasts me and my fellow Washingtonians for 3 minutes straight.*
It's okay. We deserve it.
Lol yeah thats kinda true😂😂
@@mattfinish2196 Yeah we do
Fr 😂😂
isn't that the truthhhh
Nut Dip *exists*
No one:
John: "Check you heart, I'm not making that joke"
What? I don't get it.
@@user-bc5cf5kr4s me too
@@yashrajjohn5587 WAP.
@@user-bc5cf5kr4s alright , thats disgusting
@@yashrajjohn5587 no.
I live in Washington State. This is soo hilarious.
My favorite parts were him trying to pronounce Puyallup (Pew-all-up), and the Seahawks and Mariners jokes.
absolutely. love my teams, but, I mean, come on! PASS THE BALL TO BEASTMODE!
Yes ikr
"Excuse me officer I'm looking for a lost and found"
"Yeah somebody with a college education" wowwwww
Fair rollercoasters are held together with duck tape and prayer. Part of the thrill. 😁
Everyone knows it's BYOD ..Bring your own duck tape.
@@arthurwhite4714 Lol. It's not the fair without the possibility someone might die. That spectre of death just makes it all more exciting! 😂
OGSpaceCadet roller coasters are the safest activity you can enjoy. Sure, traveling coasters aren’t as safe as permanent coasters, but they are still very safe
One time on that coaster I could've sworn I felt the car lean to the side a little bit on one of those helixes
"Look at the people from Kent in the crowd. What are those things for? We normally eat off the floor." 😂 I died when he said that cuz it was so accurate.
Even an out of stater picked on Kent!
@@monikag1323 Sorry a little confused. Have family in Kent (never lived myself) this joke kinda went above me. Do alot of people make fun of Kent? Cause in my area we act like Bainbridge is the rich snobby place to make jokes about.
Lol I grew up in auburn and I was dying too
Check your heart, I’m not makin’ that joke.
I need to check my heart then.
I did and I'm not sorry
Haha - the uni-corn joke was brilliant! Take that Crist. You just got roasted!
"roasted" how "corny" was that pun....
that was corney
By corn.
“Even the state fair has food stamps.” Dude I’m deadddd
Good point...WHO IS buying a hot tub at the fair??? Kinda odd...
Haley Kofford I was just at a fair and there was this whole trailer full of showers! Like I don’t know how these people expect to sell showers at a fair!
Every state or county fair that I've ever been to has them so somebody must be buying them.
Maybe, it's just specific to certain states/counties then because the fairs where I live, I've never seen them here
Or fireplace inserts & ovens... But they are popular! 🔥☔🌡️
Theres usually RV's and campers to buy as well. I've been to tht fair many many times growing up.
I literally didn't get the "uni-corn" joke at first😂
That "UniCorn"🌽guy had me busting out laughing, Jon was at a loss for words!!😂
I'm from Washington and I get every Pacific NORTHWEST joke😂😂
I think the majority of people watching this are Washingtonians
@@airracer28 yup
Yes I actually can we the fair lol
“Literally no one in this town can shoot a basketball. No wonder the Sonics left.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oklahoma State Fair sells tornado shelters, in case of a tornado while you are at the fair.
thebunny rabbit seems useful
They sell too many useless things.
“No wonder the Sonics left” 😂😂
😂 born and raised in Tacoma and can validate all jokes
Everett for me
I'm glad. Thought he was a bit rough.
@@andrealmoseley6575 I live in Tacoma and I would dispute a lot of it
Same. 😂😂😂 I even went to TCC with my Tacoma Public Schools education. My teachers were like "that girl is going somewhere!" 😂😛😂
Yes ikr
"When your SAT scores weren't good enough" Haaa
"It's like normal fudge but more liberal" hahaha GOLD.
"'Scone Wagon'. That was my nickname in college."
Me: *Rhett and Link flashbacks*
Was Washington state being in the north-east part of the joke?
tfran6789 honestly 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was wondering the same thing!
I was wondering how many other people noticed that !? PNW Baby!!
I had to scroll down to see if someone caught that. I was confused bc I used to live in the northwest
tfran6789 I think he was getting at the fact that most people in the rest of the country think of dc when they hear Washington, and that’s northeast. ☺️
I live in Seattle, so I loved seeing John roast my hometown to the ground
Saaaaame.....
Hey hey that already happened thanks to a pot of glue....
I live in Puyallup next to the fair
“I wonder what’s in there, oh, it’s the Mariners season.”
That Mariners joke hurt but was so true
”Hey, do you guys sell weed?” 😂😂😂 that made me laugh way too hard. I love this video!
"It's Wednesday are these kids not in school" 😂😂
wooooow throwing shade left and right lol
"It's Wednesday afternoon, are none of these kids in school?"
I ask myself the same question driving down a CA highway at 1 PM in dead still traffic
I would say I feel attacked, but you’re not wrong 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That Seahawks joke hurt me physically
Hey at lest you dont have a team thats 0-2 this year
@@justinhd4804 what team?
@@conore5154 the panthers
HAHAHAHAHA
THAT UNI-CORN JOKE HAD ME ROLLING
After reading all of these replies, I finally get the uni-corn joke. I live in South Carolina but am from Pittsburgh. Does that explain anything?
"No wonder the Sonics left"🤣🤣🤣
“I’m not making that joke, check your heart.”
Technically the joke was already made, so maybe we all need to check our hearts.
This had my mouth hanging open the whole time. Like how does he crack these jokes on the spot!?!?!
The hot tub thing was hilarious
John, love you and miss you!!!
"even the state fair has food stamps" hahaha that had me dead
“Seattle Fudge. It’s like normal fudge, but more liberal.” I died. 🤣
0:22
I’m a mariners fan but that joke was hilarious
Same
I was there!!!!!!!!! I saw the show. It was great! I was also on that unsafe Roller coaster.
All of the Washingtonians are screaming because it’s the Puyallup fair and not the Washington State 😂😂
EditedEms actually pretty sure they pretty recently changed the name to Washington State fair but it used to be called the Puyallup fair. Tbh I still usually call it the Puyallup fair 😂😅
Diana Shostak all of us here still call it the Puyallup- and I have friends all up and down the state 😂
Pretty much any fair in the US, then.
Angelia Gurner yep
I will eat ANY FUDGE🍫😋~
Plus, all those Kiddos there on a Wednesday are Home-schooled, just like you were, John Crist🤓:)
The “check your heart” really took me out 😂
The Smirk on his face when he referenced the nut dip factory 🤣😭
I live about 15 minutes away from this fair and your points are 1000% accurate!
Yes!! My state was so well represented here, lol!! Ya' gotta come to the east side next time. It's so much better here!
Amen! ❤❤❤. Lived and loved both sides! But also, the deer taste better over there, sooooooo......
No I love in he northwest
It seems like you’re getting progressively crankier in your videos and I am loving it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
uni-corn for the win! best joke of the video!
I am so late... but I’m from Seattle... go there every year... I am DYING 🤣💀 The Mariners joke and the hot tub joke we’re ON. POINT.
Tacoma & target practice... Guess he's seen -Cops "Lakewood"!! 😂
You'd be happy to know that your show at the fair was a huge hit. I was driving one the transit fair busses and it was packed with passengers retelling and laughing at your jokes. We were laughing all the way to the mall.
Seattle Fudge: It’s just like regular fudge but more liberal! 😂I can’t!
I love John roasting both the Seahawks and the Mariners! 😂🔥
As a resident of Washington it’s great to see the fair in a video kids are out of school because the fair falls on week where kids get some days off
Joke about Seattle SuperSonics was the best for me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
All of the sports jokes killed me, especially the Mariners one cuz I am a huge baseball fan.
I just took a trip to see my sister who lives in Washington and the "Do you sell weed?" was accurate because when driving places, We found at least 5 - 10 weed stands on the wide of the road
I live within walking distance of one, so... sounds about right
Often kitty corner to bikini barista coffee stands (for some nw espress-ho!) and sketchy strip malls.
Sadly almost everyone smokes the stuff to (not everyone but a significant amount). Doesn't make it easy on those like me who actually has a gag reflexs and suddenly become ill at just the scent. (I've never been tested for being allergic, but honestly I wouldn't be surprised. If I smell a hint of it one someone I nearly have to turn around and find hte nearest garbage can. It's that's bad. Sucks working in customer service industry. Have to act like nothing's wrong at all. But lately it's been getting much-much worse (customers coming in with the scent on them) or smoking it right outside my window).
I live in Washington and my neighbors do weed, help me I cannot stand the smell
Nut dip and scone wagon... the two most underated superheroes
I grew up with this fair! Loved watching you try to pronounce Puyallup.
Welcome to our great state! Hope you had a wonderful time!
“Yea I’ll get a corn dog, a funnel cake, maybe a hot tub we’ll see” 😂
That was fresh. GOLD. So true.
😂😂😂I live in Washington so I get all theses jokes 😂😂😂
I'm from Washington and I get all the jokes!🤣🤣 also it's pronounced PIEW-ALL-UP
These seemed more authentically upset and frustrated than jokes 🤣🤣
The Uni-corn joke was great. *Change my mind*
1:32, literally one of the most random things I have ever seen!!! Lol!! XD
Taylor Treasures
Considering my friend group at school that’s just everyday.
That Spanaway joke was on point!! 🤣🤣 Btw, North End Tacoma is really lovely!! Go Hawks!! 💙💚💙💚 #upperleft
I'm so happy you visited my state's fair. I exhibited my Irish Dexter Cattle at the fair during the fair's opening week (the first week). Washington is Washington for sure.
Can’t wait to see you live again!!!! Come to Oregon!!!
there's always hot tubs at our local state fair too. I don't know who they think is going to the fair to buy a hot tub.
My parents
Ohh, you guys look at this? Even the state fair has food stamps😂😂😂💀💀💀
fair
@@rindjint3205 lololol. 👍
So jealous I couldn't make it, but seriously on a Wednesday?!? You know lots of us church folk have services we have to go to 😭
"You guys sell weed!?"😂😂
As someone who grew up in the trash hole that is Spanaway, no lies detected. 😂
It’s pronounced “pew-all-up”
Bro John you’re up in the great North West not NE😎🥵🥰
Thank you for spelling it out!!🤣 I laughed out loud when I heard him pronounce!!
"What's that you didn't graduate high school, you dip and you'd murdered less than five people.....Your hired!" 😂😂😂😂
Gotta admit those hot tubs really did throw me off guard. Lol
Thanks for visiting my state again!
Uh, check your heart I'm not making that joke... 🤣🤣🤣
The best is... what are those things, we usually eat off the floor.🤣🤣🤣
Oh this trash can just like the mariners season 😂
1:49 when you just get off a diet
Not going this year. I love John. He's so correct
You should see the Spokane Interstate Fair 😂 you said “check your heart” I spit out my drink
*”you’ve murdered less than 5 people?? You’re hired.”* this whole video was more of a ride than the ferries wheel fr 😂😂
Dude; you didn’t talk about the ‘Fair burgers’! Miss driving down 1-5 into Puyallup and smelling ‘em as I was coming down South Hill into town! Awe;- memories!👍😉🍔
1:58 him trying to be a little quieter so he doesn’t get in trouble with the law 😂
“It’s like normal fudge except more liberal” 😂
Shoot John’s just going off on everyone😂😂
THE River Ross
And it’s funny if you aren’t one of the people.
😂😂
Ah man we didn't go this year. I love this guy, sorry I missed him..
Lived in WA for 8 years. This is amazing 😂
Glad to have you here in WA
Hilarious😂. We live in Oregon and don’t go the the Oregon State fair, because.....we go to the Washington State Fair! Better Jokes and more mayhem.😂