Portal 2 Perpetual Testing Initiative

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  • @Spudtron98
    @Spudtron98 10 років тому +13563

    I love how Aperture’s reaction to losing money is not to change their practices to something more efficient... but to go out and scam the fuck out of other universes.

    • @afork2600
      @afork2600 6 років тому +812

      when in doubt: scam other universes

    • @MacGuyver85
      @MacGuyver85 4 роки тому +368

      Sounds like what most companies end up doing to their customers!

    • @rubystickmc8354
      @rubystickmc8354 4 роки тому +224

      They just took my very creative test chamber :(

    • @d3iviz600
      @d3iviz600 4 роки тому +256

      @@rubystickmc8354 Look at that sad octopus hehe..

    • @pooplooser6497
      @pooplooser6497 4 роки тому +99

      That's a "give the lemons back" if I've ever seen one

  • @404_11
    @404_11 9 років тому +10244

    0:25 I like it how the corner cutting machine uses a different diamond for each cut.

    • @isaiahdaniels5643
      @isaiahdaniels5643 9 років тому +1786

      The pinnacle of efficiency.

    • @nytpu
      @nytpu 9 років тому +496

      +Brandon Burrows The Pinnacle of cheapness as well, sense it dumps them in a pit afterwards

    • @durgno9478
      @durgno9478 9 років тому +277

      +Alex Gentilucci its aperture science they have 10 times the money as Scrooge mc fucking duck

    • @XSturb
      @XSturb 8 років тому +69

      Hahaha, Nice catch!

    • @Stolskai
      @Stolskai 8 років тому +290

      Nah, Cave pays the bills around there so if he says he wants to use moon rocks for panels and diamonds to cut those panels then that's whats going to happen

  • @prastistransformers89
    @prastistransformers89 4 роки тому +4752

    Cave Johnson: Introduces multiverse.
    Cave Johnson in another universe: Hates Spider-Man.

    • @gentaillahi6153
      @gentaillahi6153 4 роки тому +207

      Cave Johnson in another universe too: Intimidate some music club drummer boy

    • @saulesalejos4483
      @saulesalejos4483 4 роки тому +170

      Cave Jhonson in another universe: He is an anthropomorphic lion, president of the most important city.

    • @skyehannah8388
      @skyehannah8388 4 роки тому +38

      @@saulesalejos4483 I JUST LEGIT FIGURED THAT OUT WHEN REWATCHING THAT THIS WEEK. mind....blown.....

    • @EsKpistOne
      @EsKpistOne 4 роки тому +75

      Cave Johnson in another universe: Somehow an anthropomorphic yak with some cool chain-swords

    • @LiamTolentino
      @LiamTolentino 4 роки тому +80

      Cave Johnson in another universe: Master airbender training the new avatar

  • @AnachronisticALLOS2401
    @AnachronisticALLOS2401 9 років тому +2009

    I've only just realized that what Cave said about his father was a reference to the fact that J.K. Simmons plays Professor Burke in the Farmers Insurance commercials.

    • @SamsterClone
      @SamsterClone 8 років тому +32

      Yay thanks for the tidbit m8 :

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler 4 роки тому +35

      Uhh... Has he been doing those for a whole decade? That's one good gig if so...

    • @userNULL
      @userNULL 4 роки тому +9

      @@SomeUA-camTraveler Yes, yes he has

    • @Willie_Pete_Was_Here
      @Willie_Pete_Was_Here 3 роки тому +2

      @Victor Luigi Whiplash

    • @jacksongibbs8998
      @jacksongibbs8998 3 роки тому +14

      He knows a thing or two because he’s Cave Johnson, CEO of Aperture Science.

  • @NeutralObjections
    @NeutralObjections 10 років тому +7419

    "So, time for a cheaper approach! Allow me to introduce... THE MULTIVERSE."
    Uh... Mr. Johnson?

    • @2VeryIceyGaming
      @2VeryIceyGaming 8 років тому +425

      SHOOSH! IT ISN'T THE REAL ONE
      HE DIDN'T SAY "CHARIOTS CHARIOTS"

    • @rabbitpiet7182
      @rabbitpiet7182 5 років тому +211

      That moon dust getting to you Mr.johnson?

    • @SolarKid123
      @SolarKid123 5 років тому +84

      Umm this was before the alternate Cave’s came into the picture

    • @froggygoblin6514
      @froggygoblin6514 5 років тому +71

      He use 4 diamonds to cut a thing smaller

    • @kubbley_5277
      @kubbley_5277 4 роки тому +64

      He's already 4 parallel universes ahead of us

  • @aplix747
    @aplix747 4 роки тому +2088

    I genuinely believe every game needs a map maker like this.

    • @ashtonhoward5582
      @ashtonhoward5582 3 роки тому +102

      Every game defined partially by their level design, you mean. Completely story based games don't need them, but platformers, puzzlers, FPS games, etc. should. Can't build de_dust2 in a game if it doesn't have a level editor.

    • @FoxCoffee.
      @FoxCoffee. 3 роки тому +12

      @@beebfajeejy yeah, but it's pretty archeic

    • @Vitoreo
      @Vitoreo 3 роки тому +6

      @@beebfajeejy Hammer is source only.

    • @SnrubSource
      @SnrubSource 2 роки тому +11

      @@ashtonhoward5582 eh i don't know, Half-Life 2 is a story-heavy FPS and there are a ton of good custom campaigns.

    • @SurmenianSoldier
      @SurmenianSoldier 2 роки тому +1

      @@SnrubSource it has a bunch of good mechanics and design

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 8 років тому +6891

    It all makes sense now! Just as they tricked those alternate Apertures into building test chambers at their own expense, they've tricked _us_ into _designing_ them for free by marketing the venture to us as a game! The whole _Portal_ franchise has been a ploy to get free test chamber blueprints! :O!

    • @conni-bun
      @conni-bun 5 років тому +387

      we made portal 3

    • @317pboqyc2c6oemvkkcwcncckykq
      @317pboqyc2c6oemvkkcwcncckykq 5 років тому +92

      Yes, We knew that already. You didn’t know? :p

    • @jinx1987
      @jinx1987 5 років тому +10

      ExoBot343 OH HOLY CRAP!!!! 🤯

    • @JonatasMonte
      @JonatasMonte 5 років тому +78

      We are the Communityverse, or the.. University?

    • @olzhas1one755
      @olzhas1one755 5 років тому +108

      The scariest part is that this might actually be true. I mean, we may not be the Prime Earth, but some other one which Cave Johnson rips off

  • @TheLowBrassDude
    @TheLowBrassDude 8 років тому +6164

    I want a game about Cave's dad the professor of farming.

  • @lasagna3289
    @lasagna3289 3 роки тому +4127

    I love how inefficient this machine is. Uses like, twice the Conversion Gel necessary. Shoots a bunch of metal storage lockers and destroys them for no reason. Slices up the portal surface to be smaller, also for no reason. Uses one enormous diamond for each cut, then ejects the diamond from the machine and switches to the next one. Packs up the portal surface into a box, moves it via forklift like two feet, then drops it and it gets unpacked and moved

    • @Yarxxter
      @Yarxxter 2 роки тому +444

      And also wastes every single turret

    • @pepperet5216
      @pepperet5216 2 роки тому +6

      this is how factories are run in china

    • @lizs4924
      @lizs4924 2 роки тому +358

      There's also a ton of people standing around doing nothing but drink

    • @DeepfriedBeans4492
      @DeepfriedBeans4492 2 роки тому +8

      They have some really genious scientists so they make a crap ton of money but they are horrible at money management so they're always pretty much broke lol

    • @michaelfields3951
      @michaelfields3951 2 роки тому +134

      I kinda wonder if the Janitors for that area made a killing just taking he discarded diamonds . So long as they resigned before testing became mandatory for staff

  • @JeffrevinYT
    @JeffrevinYT 7 років тому +731

    "Well- that's a corner cutting machine, we obviously cut them there."
    That one always cracks me up.

    • @WalleBot
      @WalleBot 3 роки тому +44

      Even funnier, the "corner cutting machine" is using one diamond per corner-cut, and then discarding each diamond, and Cave Johnson wonders why they are almost bankrupt

  • @Meep3692
    @Meep3692 8 років тому +2711

    At Aperture Science, work consists mostly of whapping the control key repeatedly.

    • @thunderclap113
      @thunderclap113 8 років тому +112

      Cave Johnson must be a CTRL Freak xD

    • @crasu3226
      @crasu3226 8 років тому +32

      His Father's Father's Father's Father's Father's Father's Father's Father's Father's Father's Father must have been a CTRL fan.

    • @poiuytrewq4645
      @poiuytrewq4645 7 років тому +9

      gradiosaurs and his father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father's father was a CTRL fan and a CTRL freak.

    • @poiuytrewq4645
      @poiuytrewq4645 7 років тому +1

      Thunderclap oi you forgot a full stop every reply on this comment has one FIX IT.

    • @dynamitedinosaur4601
      @dynamitedinosaur4601 7 років тому +6

      Hah. using the CTRL key for Binary or something.

  • @JonatasMonte
    @JonatasMonte 5 років тому +1710

    "he wasn't a scientist. Just a simple farmer; A professor of farming at the local farm college; Never farmed a day in his life"
    Internet comments in a nutshell.

    • @HairyHariyama
      @HairyHariyama 3 роки тому +74

      r/askreddit in a nutshell

    • @MikehMike01
      @MikehMike01 2 роки тому +11

      we live in a socialist society

    • @comandercarnis
      @comandercarnis Рік тому +17

      ​@@HairyHariyama Not a farmer but

    • @legomarioboy08
      @legomarioboy08 Рік тому +1

      LMAO

    • @lancepate
      @lancepate 10 місяців тому +2

      I feel like this line was inspired in part by Norm's "Professor of Logic" joke

  • @endergameplay2568
    @endergameplay2568 8 років тому +1742

    At 1:15 at the bottom you can see a bendy guy is watching meet the pyro. Just wanted to point that out.

  • @crob187
    @crob187 10 років тому +1894

    1:18 "Ctrl-Ctrl-Ctrl-Ctrl-Ctrl-Ctrl"

  • @cocoelacanth
    @cocoelacanth 5 років тому +557

    Cave Johnson: “Get back to work.”
    Employee: *commits plagiarism*

    • @bottinator22
      @bottinator22 4 роки тому +3

      by rebuilding one of the test chambers earlier on

    • @Blik10
      @Blik10 3 роки тому +4

      Not plagiarism if you're stealing from yourself!

    • @craycraywolf6726
      @craycraywolf6726 3 роки тому +1

      "Honestly Caroline what do I pay these people for?"

    • @IntenseLast
      @IntenseLast 2 роки тому +1

      I believe this employee and the Cave Johnson narrating the video might be in a universe separate from the Portal 2 singleplayer campaign.

    • @pochiluis0570
      @pochiluis0570 Рік тому +4

      Considering how inefficiently they do their stuff, how most of the workers seem to not be doing anything in the video and how comically incompetent the aperture laboratories seem to be in general. I can actually see cases of employee’s coping each other’s blueprints and designs happening in universe.

  • @Heidegaff
    @Heidegaff 6 років тому +283

    "Look at that sad 'lil octopus. Eh-he!"
    Cracks me up every time.

  • @The7wc
    @The7wc 11 років тому +712

    0:55
    $ = Hardened lumps of kelp
    Percentage of peanut dust in atmosphere: 34%
    Soylent Green made of: LOBSTER

    • @Bananappleboy
      @Bananappleboy 5 років тому +10

      Nice alternate universe earth.

    • @ThatOneGuy-qw1xx
      @ThatOneGuy-qw1xx 4 роки тому +5

      There’s also a donut earth.

    • @arduous222
      @arduous222 3 роки тому +18

      Soylent Green is LOBSTERS! sounds much better. I mean, the dominant sentient species of that planet is not lobster.

    • @megameerkat2634
      @megameerkat2634 3 роки тому +4

      @@arduous222 it has also *opens sheet* DOUBLED in price! I don't care how good it tastes it's costing more than lobster! We're gonna have to go back to fish sticks.

  • @CabooseTheMousse
    @CabooseTheMousse 4 роки тому +156

    This game’s humor is on a whole new level and that’s why I love it so much

  • @GoldieMethrans
    @GoldieMethrans 8 років тому +444

    "Orientation Video is for internal use only. Do not distribute to other Earths."
    "A Note about Getting Back To Work: in the event that you`re reading this, get back to work."
    LOL!

  • @zym5435
    @zym5435 8 років тому +267

    1:13 you can see the thief from the valentine's day episode spinning in his chair lovingly cradling his diamond here. Nice throwback! :)

  • @craftboy338
    @craftboy338 4 роки тому +181

    I had so much fun with this software. Designing my own portal levels was somehow incredibly satisfying.

    • @Mega-Brick
      @Mega-Brick 2 роки тому +12

      I remember when this came out and I was bored in class, I'd start sketching-up designs for when I got home.

    • @SonicMaster519
      @SonicMaster519 2 роки тому +11

      @@Mega-Brick Sounds like back in the day when I'd sketch levels in class for possible Mario levels

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 2 роки тому +3

      Wow so I'm not the only one?

    • @craftboy338
      @craftboy338 2 роки тому +3

      @@mrscruffles801 judging by the thousands of user generated levels available, I'd say no

    • @mrscruffles801
      @mrscruffles801 2 роки тому +2

      @@craftboy338 I probably still have old map sketches from when I was in high school.

  • @LittleWasp
    @LittleWasp 4 роки тому +82

    Oh, my goodness. I only just noticed that the corner cutting machine cuts corners using diamonds, and it uses and discards a diamond for each corner it cuts. That's amazing.

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex Рік тому +8

      plus the fact that it's not even necessary in the first place since the mold could be smaller.

  • @UristBeardhammer
    @UristBeardhammer 11 років тому +253

    Truly, Cave Johnson was the greatest of men, a paragon unmatched by any other.
    Except, you know, all the other Caves Johnsons across the multiverse.

  • @megabyte112
    @megabyte112 4 роки тому +200

    1:18
    *Would you like to turn on sticky keys?*

  • @spartanlinda4767
    @spartanlinda4767 2 місяці тому +28

    0:36 when a big movie franchise can’t pay their writers

  • @yektako
    @yektako 8 років тому +1272

    Is there a universe where Half-Life 3 is created?

    • @FatrickAteman
      @FatrickAteman 8 років тому +141

      little octopus gabe newel made eight-half lives but then again that was the same universe where hitler won

    • @anhilliator1
      @anhilliator1 8 років тому +126

      No. However, in one universe, Cave actually buys out Black Mesa, renames it "Blappeture Mesa," and then stops the research of the Xen crystals and basically prevents Half-Life ever happens.

    • @RedAtelier
      @RedAtelier 8 років тому +23

      If you believe the multiverse theory then yes.

    • @TerryTerius
      @TerryTerius 7 років тому +7

      Insane-inator given Cave's complete disregard for human life, I'm not necessarily sure.

    • @marley7868
      @marley7868 7 років тому +4

      he could have done it out of spite towards his competitors

  • @lmaobox4068
    @lmaobox4068 7 років тому +100

    1:12 a guy on the top was spinning in his chair with a diamond lol

    • @realperson9104
      @realperson9104 4 роки тому +7

      he got that from the valentines training video

  • @gmama797
    @gmama797 9 років тому +557

    1:16 I see a turret working

    • @angplays2568
      @angplays2568 6 років тому +35

      There's also a guy that has a blurred out screen right next to the turret

    • @average7557
      @average7557 6 років тому +6

      yea in coop theres a turret working too lmao

    • @deqnq1705
      @deqnq1705 6 років тому +21

      Stage 3 in turret evolution
      Become innocent and get a job

    • @kliktichik5006
      @kliktichik5006 6 років тому +19

      She's different.
      Also of note: Guy spinning with a diamond in his lap, guy watching porn on his work computer, and whatever else you can spot

    • @jacobc8036
      @jacobc8036 5 років тому +3

      next to it someone in think is...ummm..... "having fun on the job" if you catch my meaning

  • @CognizantCheddar
    @CognizantCheddar 11 років тому +1470

    lol the corner-cutting machine is just throwing aside 'used'
    diamonds for the diamond-edge laser (or whatever).
    "And now we're almost bankrupt."
    Yeah? No shit, Cave.

    • @moontrooper2587
      @moontrooper2587 4 роки тому +42

      The reason why he’s going bankrupt is he’s conning himself into making test chambers for other hims through other Apertures.

    • @rbvfeehfbudenrj
      @rbvfeehfbudenrj 4 роки тому +19

      My guys really responded to a 6 year old comment

    • @stholtzinwinter1155
      @stholtzinwinter1155 4 роки тому +4

      Yeap. Yeap we are.

    • @whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544
      @whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544 4 роки тому

      GM3210 not ones that big though

    • @mstech-gamingandmore1827
      @mstech-gamingandmore1827 4 роки тому +1

      @GM3210 And since Aperture does everything from scratch, they must have plenty of those!

  • @Fresca64_
    @Fresca64_ 11 років тому +783

    Holy shit, I can make new, unique Portal maps by mashing CTRL?! Sign me up!

    • @orionarm
      @orionarm 11 років тому +37

      Test Subject 1499: Name commentingaccount64
      FIT FOR TESTING
      Okay, done for you :) Muahahahaha

    • @erzajumeidi
      @erzajumeidi 7 років тому +5

      and delete

    • @pluffler
      @pluffler 3 роки тому

      @UCL5mUn6YZEKQI27qFDFKOIA fuck off

    • @pluffler
      @pluffler 3 роки тому +3

      @@orionarm seems like you got hacked

  • @itsclemtime2357
    @itsclemtime2357 3 роки тому +81

    I know it’s been a decade, but god this animation is amazing.

    • @alial3437
      @alial3437 Рік тому

      Especially, that sad little octopus. He he...

  • @amongussus
    @amongussus 4 роки тому +868

    “Why are they agreeing to do this?”
    “They’re not, we’re tricking them.”
    -Cave Johnson

    • @thehydrogenattheendoftheun2703
      @thehydrogenattheendoftheun2703 4 роки тому +8

      Best. Line. Ever.

    • @engineergaming4453
      @engineergaming4453 4 роки тому +21

      yeah so ye see i was using my new blueprint to build a level 4 sentreh but someone changed it and I accidentally built a giant room with white walls in the middle of the battlefield

    • @icedchqi
      @icedchqi 3 роки тому

      @@engineergaming4453 did they have to use an uber to take down the test chamber, as well as blow you into pieces?

    • @FlamingZelda3
      @FlamingZelda3 3 роки тому +1

      Trump trying to get mexico to pay for a wall 5 years ago

    • @icedchqi
      @icedchqi 3 роки тому

      @@FlamingZelda3 p o l i t i c s

  • @LPBelligerentsGaming
    @LPBelligerentsGaming 11 років тому +366

    All hail the sentient cloud.

  • @ThecreeperKiller1234
    @ThecreeperKiller1234 8 років тому +2190

    Did anyone else notice one computer was censored xD

    • @MATLT1
      @MATLT1 8 років тому +23

      i did

    • @nomaddiaz2207
      @nomaddiaz2207 8 років тому +199

      and one guy had a diamond, other was watching the portal 2 trailer, other was sad, and one was a robot instead of a human xd

    • @Anklejbiter
      @Anklejbiter 8 років тому +4

      Hahahahaha

    • @ThecreeperKiller1234
      @ThecreeperKiller1234 8 років тому +17

      Love that you felt the need to censor yourself xD

    • @averageegghead4829
      @averageegghead4829 8 років тому +1

      LJH XD yeah!

  • @jaxer6893
    @jaxer6893 9 років тому +466

    1:25 Am I the only one who noticed that test is an actual test in the Portal 2 campaign?

    • @adamlapidus4420
      @adamlapidus4420 7 років тому +3

      What about the others?

    • @dynamitedinosaur4601
      @dynamitedinosaur4601 7 років тому +15

      None of the others are.

    • @BaileyP2SR
      @BaileyP2SR 7 років тому +1

      Yeah cube momentum. One of my least faves lol

    • @Litebikeman97
      @Litebikeman97 7 років тому +14

      Isn't that the test from the first chapter that wasn't in the first game?

    • @BaileyP2SR
      @BaileyP2SR 7 років тому +2

      theres a couple of those but yes it wasnt in the first game

  • @UUPDirector
    @UUPDirector 3 роки тому +27

    This was and still is the greatest late birthday gift. The idea of making custom test chambers was so thrilling, I legitimately made sketches of ideas for tests I could make before this came out.

  • @ChickenGuyMan
    @ChickenGuyMan 2 роки тому +53

    1:05 they even detailed the door

  • @maybeher0
    @maybeher0 7 років тому +68

    1:34
    "TEST II"
    ...
    Yes, Valve, we get it, we ARE Wheatleys.

  • @pieguy6992
    @pieguy6992 4 роки тому +118

    Perhaps they ripped off the Combine and that's why they invaded Earth

    • @wheel4155
      @wheel4155 3 роки тому +36

      So you're telling me that the combine invaded earth because a shower curtain company went bankrupt?
      Valve never change.

    • @mnicolas9742
      @mnicolas9742 3 роки тому +7

      Ok now this is cannon for me

    • @azraelle6232
      @azraelle6232 3 роки тому +18

      Leader of the Combine: "we are looking for the one you call .... C A V E - J O H N S O N"

    • @anonymus5637
      @anonymus5637 3 роки тому +12

      @@azraelle6232 “Sorry, but you are a bit too late. Cave's been dead for years”
      “oh... dammit”

    • @heyythatsprettygood8763
      @heyythatsprettygood8763 3 роки тому +2

      holy shit, that actually makes sense

  • @irregulargamer1352
    @irregulargamer1352 5 місяців тому +42

    0:35 MCU thinking of what to write for stories after endgame

  • @systemreb00ted
    @systemreb00ted 4 роки тому +28

    *"Everytime I look like at our Test Chamber production line, I am reminded of my father. Now, he wasn't a scientist, just a simple farmer- A professor of farming at the local farm collage! Never farmed a day in his life, but his theories of farming are the backbone of this company."*

  • @mr.endermite2175
    @mr.endermite2175 11 років тому +234

    Look at that sad little octopus. Heh heh.

  • @skalatoor4872
    @skalatoor4872 2 місяці тому +8

    the multiverse being a cheaper approach is insanely accurate to how movies are doing things now

  • @lumioxys9898
    @lumioxys9898 8 років тому +438

    The censored computer was portal 3

    • @lackryx4166
      @lackryx4166 8 років тому +22

      Or Half life 3

    • @bettercetacean
      @bettercetacean 6 років тому +9

      no,
      it was porn ;)

    • @jaekoff5050
      @jaekoff5050 5 років тому +7

      Sadly the whole point of this video is that there is no portal 3.

    • @grulezdev
      @grulezdev 5 років тому +1

      Wow

    • @rawoo9385
      @rawoo9385 5 років тому +8

      @@bettercetacean At this point, Half-Life 3 is porn

  • @Akitaar
    @Akitaar Рік тому +71

    Film companies when they run out of ideas 0:39

  • @mrpig404
    @mrpig404 5 місяців тому +13

    0:38 Movie companies when they run out of ideas:

  • @dushansrbsk
    @dushansrbsk 4 роки тому +43

    0:49 "And more importantly, all PAYING for test chamber construction.
    Why are they agreeing to do that? They're not, we're tricking them."
    The REAL American business model. 😂

  • @tommilton3056
    @tommilton3056 8 років тому +61

    1:12 Meet the Pyro trailer in bottom right

  • @jackmintz1695
    @jackmintz1695 5 років тому +31

    Aperture, so cheap we opened the MULTIVERSE to outsource testing.

  • @DusttwoDust
    @DusttwoDust 10 років тому +24

    This is easily the funniest extras in any game, ever made! The guy making the voice of Cave Johnson (J.K. Simmons) is totally one of my biggest idols! :D

  • @LegoWormNoah101
    @LegoWormNoah101 5 років тому +30

    "Never cut corners"
    *Shows corner cutting machine*
    I still know what he really meant.

  • @Fluxuation
    @Fluxuation Рік тому +10

    “And we are almost bankrupt. Now let me introduce a cheaper approach: the multiverse”
    that went from 0/100 real quick

  • @Jonnyonthespot123
    @Jonnyonthespot123 12 років тому +10

    You guys have outdone yourselves! Not only do you give us a map maker, but you also include loads of incredible Cave Johnson soundbytes. Fantastic!

  • @MeowmersAilurophile
    @MeowmersAilurophile 9 років тому +279

    1:16
    Is he watching what i think hes watching?

    • @MetalMouth54321
      @MetalMouth54321 9 років тому +9

      Sir Meowmers Yes. You are seeing that correctly.

    • @nixel1324
      @nixel1324 9 років тому +85

      Sir Meowmers Yes, he is watching Meet the Pyro, which wasn't released at the time this was uploaded.

    • @MeowmersAilurophile
      @MeowmersAilurophile 9 років тому +18

      Nixel No, he was watching porn on the top corner

    • @nixel1324
      @nixel1324 9 років тому +29

      You can't know for sure on that one, the screen was blurred. I was talking about another employee's screen, which appears in the bottom right.

    • @Elemao28
      @Elemao28 7 років тому

      Meowmers _ mett the pyro

  • @Reloaded1991
    @Reloaded1991 5 місяців тому +12

    Companies nowadays when they’re trying to write a “good” story 0:39

  • @faithestherr
    @faithestherr 7 років тому +24

    I’ve seen a guy looking at something on a blurred screen, I’ve seen a guy looking at one of the Meet The Team Fortress 2 characters, I’ve see a turret working on a computer, I’ve seen the diamond stealing guy, what else?

  • @nintendope2976
    @nintendope2976 8 місяців тому +7

    0:37 When video game and movie companies run out of ideas for a coherent and interesting plot

  • @ImCaveJohnson
    @ImCaveJohnson 3 роки тому +14

    Now that's what I call in-house outsourcing.

  • @frontlinetactical6038
    @frontlinetactical6038 5 років тому +10

    1:11
    My boy on the bottom right watching meet the pyro while pretending to work. What a madlad

  • @ScruffySFM
    @ScruffySFM 8 років тому +34

    1:22 I tried rapidly spamming CTRL hoping it would make a good test chamber.
    Didn't work.
    :c

    • @squidiskool
      @squidiskool 2 роки тому +4

      Did it just tell you to turn on sticky keys instead?

  • @adjoint_functor
    @adjoint_functor 7 місяців тому +7

    Just realized the things on the ground at 0:33 aren't balls of paper; they're coffe cups, because Aperture uses a new cup for every refill of coffee.

  • @nickel7327
    @nickel7327 8 років тому +82

    I wonder if all those chambers were solvable

    • @nomaddiaz2207
      @nomaddiaz2207 8 років тому +4

      try to recreate them and play them lul

    • @nickel7327
      @nickel7327 8 років тому

      Side Winder I'm not that good at making chambers, I wish I was

    • @Techischannel
      @Techischannel 6 років тому +3

      A Few of them you can Find ... to a degree either in the Main Campain or Co-Op Campain. Sure they dont use the Perpetual Testing Initiative Test Chamber Desgin & Uploading Tool Platform but whatever Valve used, so they are bound to have a more ... charming complexity than the brutaly optimized Gridworks of the ... oh god ... Perpetual Testing Initiative Test Chamber Desgin & Uploading Tool Platform.

    • @darklytx
      @darklytx 4 роки тому

      I think one of those Chambers where in the game

    • @donovan6320
      @donovan6320 2 роки тому

      @@Techischannelsorry to necro "whatever valve used" but you mean hammer? The level editor standard with all games since like steam's release of HL2? Definitely since the PC's orange box. It is a PITA but is significantly more powerful than the in game editor.

  • @ajscout594
    @ajscout594 2 роки тому +41

    0:20 One of the turrets are facing backwards!

  • @d.a9709
    @d.a9709 4 роки тому +24

    0:01 This sound makes me happy.

  • @oldchannelimadewheniwas13
    @oldchannelimadewheniwas13 3 роки тому +17

    This is why I love portal, it just had so much character.
    I hope they eventually make a portal 3 or maybe a vr game.
    Either would make me very happy.

    • @CM-hx5dp
      @CM-hx5dp 3 роки тому +1

      Valve can't make a game with "3" in the title, it would cause a world ending resonance cascade you see...

    • @oldchannelimadewheniwas13
      @oldchannelimadewheniwas13 3 роки тому

      @@CM-hx5dp understandable

    • @poudink5791
      @poudink5791 2 роки тому +1

      @@CM-hx5dp It's fine, they can still make Portal 2 Episode 1

    • @ayanesatomi4250
      @ayanesatomi4250 2 роки тому

      Well well, I have good news for you

    • @alial3437
      @alial3437 Рік тому

      Good news, we have Portal Revolution now!

  • @Pablo_Zonk
    @Pablo_Zonk 12 років тому +5

    1:05 i love how instead of the little person figure on the door its an octopus, one of the many fine details in this trailer, i love you valve.

  • @yotsubakowai
    @yotsubakowai 7 років тому +35

    Holy shit with the HL3 script this means the Perpetual Testing Initiative is canonical now

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 3 роки тому +1

      So GLaDOS is able to take control after they achieve infinite money and move back to the old way of doing things.

  • @kolkagaming1234
    @kolkagaming1234 3 роки тому +8

    1:21 The Moment I saw this I was like. Wow 🤩 You can Create Your own Test Chambers!
    That’s Amazing!

  • @SuperLegoMan100
    @SuperLegoMan100 11 років тому +262

    1:13 The dude on the top right is watching porn, lol

    • @cebollajsjsjsk
      @cebollajsjsjsk 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @dinkthegreatest
      @dinkthegreatest 5 років тому +14

      Or he is making an inappropriate level

    • @thelastlordguy4311
      @thelastlordguy4311 5 років тому +5

      @@dinkthegreatest i want to see some 2 turrets having some love lol

    • @Bananappleboy
      @Bananappleboy 5 років тому +6

      Or, it is Half Life 3. Censoring is generally used for hiding innapropiate things, not just... that...

    • @santhoshsridhar5887
      @santhoshsridhar5887 4 роки тому +1

      @@Bananappleboy He was actually watching "Meet the Pyro" before the trailer was released, but it got censored.

  • @shanshansan
    @shanshansan Рік тому +3

    Its funny how this part (0:20) is absolutely pointless because the bullets penetrate the walls. What's even funnier is that the turrets fire the whole bullet, so even if they're weaker, the wall is still weak enough for a spring charged bullet and casing to go through.

  • @stefan6347
    @stefan6347 4 роки тому +14

    Cave Johnson: Into The Portal-Verse

  • @MeWhenThe-
    @MeWhenThe- Рік тому +2

    I love how these little black silhouettes have so much personality to them in a way

  • @confusedaf1112
    @confusedaf1112 8 років тому +47

    "And you are the bottleneck."
    *Character at desk turns head toward the viewer waves*
    "Yes, you. Now get back to work."
    *Character turns head back and starts typing on keyboard. Then looks back again while still typing*

    • @aaaaaaabutyt
      @aaaaaaabutyt 3 роки тому

      i wouldn't call mashing ctrl over and over, "typing"

    • @ashtonhoward5582
      @ashtonhoward5582 3 роки тому

      @@aaaaaaabutyt in this universe it is

  • @Human-lx2hs
    @Human-lx2hs 4 роки тому +7

    In at least one of those multiverses, theres a portal 3.

  • @HyperionGamingTOPKEK
    @HyperionGamingTOPKEK 12 років тому +10

    this one is easily my favorite portal promo!

  • @judet2992
    @judet2992 2 роки тому +1

    I love how one of the monitors is pixelated.

  • @FionaAnimatesBagels
    @FionaAnimatesBagels 3 роки тому +7

    "Let me introduce: *THE MULTIVERSE!* infinite apertures-"
    Like one where Mel is cannon?

  • @asimplepie2279
    @asimplepie2279 Рік тому +6

    I swear valve has some of the best, funniest writers ever. These are gold

  • @jinxyjangle
    @jinxyjangle 3 роки тому +5

    Cave Johnson: “THE MULTIVERSE”
    Cave in a different universe: “Gordon doesn’t need to hear all this he’s a highly trained professional!”

  • @discovertech843
    @discovertech843 2 роки тому +1

    "Why are they agreeing to do this?
    They're not we're tricking them"
    -Cave Johnson in a nutshell

  • @DarkPrince468
    @DarkPrince468 3 роки тому +4

    I Love you portal 2 community my dearest people duude you guys are keeping this game alive with developers and it's all coming to show the love towards the game, making all these test chambers and doing all of this work and enjoying it i love you guys never give up please you guys are just wow... :D

  • @commanderAnakin
    @commanderAnakin 3 роки тому +5

    I swear, Cave Johnson is one of the best video game characters ever.

  • @Pendleton115
    @Pendleton115 3 роки тому +7

    Portal beat the MCU to the multiverse 8 years early

  • @DaltonIzHere
    @DaltonIzHere Рік тому +2

    1:13
    Are we ignoring how one of the monitors is being censored out?
    If that man is on the Hub at work, in a room full of his coworkers, he has nothing to fear but god himself.

  • @orange_turtle3412
    @orange_turtle3412 6 місяців тому +4

    0:35 Every movie franchise once it passes its prime

  • @JanbluTheDerg
    @JanbluTheDerg 2 роки тому +5

    A multiverse of infinite Apertures conning each other to pay for their stuff.

  • @Cobra-Commander83
    @Cobra-Commander83 4 роки тому +8

    Me: Wow, Dark Nights Metal looks like an interesting story to read.
    When Reading the Comic: 0:39

  • @oceanhavenblue
    @oceanhavenblue 2 роки тому +1

    i love the hidden lore-joke that in this trailer, which is presumably the alternate universe "cave prime" explaining the idea to investors, cave explains the concept as "they build the test chambers based on our blueprints and then we steal the tests themselves back" but then the way aperture-prime actually ends up executing the idea is more like the exact opposite, where "they build their own test chambers built based on their own plans, and then we just send a test subject of our own to test them and report back"
    its like aperture-prime ran out of the funds needed to make more blueprints and work on whatever machine was supposed to steal back the alternate universe test chambers, so they had to work on a much cheaper plan-b of sorts. but it backfires because he wasn't the only cave with that idea, among other problems

    • @app_function1232
      @app_function1232 2 роки тому

      The test chamber were created by otihe player (staff member) so in a way the plan still going.

  • @VortexumGamer
    @VortexumGamer 10 років тому +20

    Funny! Cave Johnson is the best narrator in the world.

  • @kip258
    @kip258 3 роки тому +3

    This is still the greatest update in the history of updates, and the Portal 2 mapping community is still incredibly active.

  • @superwildejellyfish
    @superwildejellyfish 4 роки тому +5

    Just noticed this after watching this trailer for the ♾️time, look at the screen at the top right screen at 1:13. I think that guy's working on a whole different kind of test.

  • @celestiarexha
    @celestiarexha 2 місяці тому +2

    Close enough, welcome back Stanford Pines

  • @BubuSnow93
    @BubuSnow93 12 років тому +16

    This is like the best expansion ever to a game... and it's free. GG VALVE!

  • @CommentCritic
    @CommentCritic 12 років тому +7

    So, everyone who has Portal 2 is now an official Aperture Science Test Chamber Designer. AWESOME, I ALWAYS WANTED TO WORK FOR APERTURE!

  • @chubbs912
    @chubbs912 3 роки тому +3

    the implications of this are wild.

  • @notaulgoodman9732
    @notaulgoodman9732 Місяць тому +1

    The multiverse is genuinely genius. It's infinite, you're eventually gonna find an aperture science willing to fund 90% of everything at the least.

  • @thezachvolt6883
    @thezachvolt6883 10 років тому +18

    1:12.
    Pause here and look in the lower right corner...
    Yes, Ik the video for it was already released.

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc 10 років тому

      THAT SPY IS A ROBLOXIAN!

    • @thezachvolt6883
      @thezachvolt6883 10 років тому

      MrZsc
      .-.
      Is it really that important?!

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc 10 років тому

      *shoots flamethrower

    • @thezachvolt6883
      @thezachvolt6883 10 років тому

      MrZsc
      So, seriously, is it?

    • @MsZsc
      @MsZsc 10 років тому

      *shoots flamethrower more

  • @S1nwar
    @S1nwar 2 роки тому +3

    and thats how the combine took notice of earth

  • @lonecolamarine
    @lonecolamarine 3 роки тому +4

    Valve's Ad team is on point, damn.
    Meet the Team and The portal series? Perfect.
    Maybe they made the right call not going 3 with any of their original IPs, they didn't wanna ruin them accidentally.

  • @vtipoman
    @vtipoman 8 років тому

    I love the little text on the bottom of each section