Just a Canadian neighbour..... I feel so sorry for your country. Trump is a narrasistic moron..... thank goodness he’s out. FYI.... he’s facing impeachment but won’t be convicted 😢
@Jeff B Politicians are politicians. I don’t trust any of them. But the outgoing president was the biggest joke ever. Embarrassing. And again you make assumptions that I don’t know anything about the effect Biden administration would have on Canada? I am well aware. How about the negative effects glaringly in your face for the last four years with that embarrassment of a president. Disgusting. Have a great day :-) :-)
@@luciferexperiment8553 I don't think he was underrated as much as it's popular and overrated to say people and or things are...underrated. I mean you really don't think that do you? He was extremely popular, successful, lauded, in fact. Anyway, I like Carlin very much and you may very well think him underrated, not just looking for likes and posting something that seems to be trendy to post. Good day all the same to you Beezlebub.
@@michaelmiller8455 was that necessary for you to pick someone’s post apart because you didn’t like the word “underrated “? Feel better now? God people on here are some really petty assholes
@Brandon Tyler Poole One of my now best friends and I actually did meet and bond over him. We had a class together in community college, and actually bickered a lot...about movies. He had said Citizen Kane sucked early on, and I brow beat him on a daily basis over this...it was good natured, though. Anyway Religulous was about to open, and only one theater in the state was showing it, and he asked if he could ride with me to see it and I said sure. And it was on that road trip we really got to be good friends. Just smoking up and talking about how more people ought to be seeing this movie. 😄 Years later, we are still mates and I still brow beat him for shit talking Orson Welles.
I don’t know why everybody is so confused about MT G. She is using Donald Trump’s exact playbook. McCarthy is going to use her for the next two years. Sound familiar?? Wake up!
@@MariaRamirez-dm9ol I thought he had to die to reincarnate or have someone else channel his spirit though... maybe that "hair" of his is actually a parasite that finally managed to completely take over his body?
IQ? why is she not in a straightjacket let alone in office after saying that she was allowed to believe those things that weren't real. also anyone else just hate the sound of her voice?
We should get a new memorial and holiday: January 6th will be 'Insurrection Day' and February 8th will be 'Impeachment Day' - both in dishonor of donald trump.
Thank you! Finally. You stated that. Isn’t it his hob to know what Qanon is and about. Is anyone in the House, Senate, or Admin state they don’t know, they need to be removed from office. Either for stupidity, not doing their job, or worse.
Qanon is a fringe group of complete morons. Nobody cares because most Republican people aren’t like them or agree with their madness. They are the flat earthers and antivax of the right, most people are smarter than that. They are a small group of idiots.
@@donaldjabbathetrump1774 AND they interviewed several people from her distr, who said they would vote for her again, and nothing she says or does would change their minds! And MTG received a grant for her business from covid relief, and right after that she donated 3/4 million dollars to her own campaign. THATS how this awful creature got into congress!
@@donaldjabbathetrump1774 Oh , and her opponent dropped out and moved out of state, there are rumors of him being intimidated by MTGs zombies, I wouldn’t doubt it
For the GOP, the job seems to be "owning the libs" and "take from the poor, give to the rich". Meanwhile job of the Dems is to do everything and take responsibility for everything, even while they are not in power. Ah US politics...
Trump deserves to be convicted of Incitement of Insurrection. Here is something to ponder. ua-cam.com/video/RJmtXNHq6SE/v-deo.html At the time of writing the impeachment rules into the Constitution , most people were impeached out of office. So intent was to say it was okay to impeach while in office, as opposed to only out of office. www.senate.gov/senators/contact Seems that some of the Senators are unsure what the intent of the Constitution is, please touch base and let them know.
That _"How brave of you"_ quip is why I've loved Bill Maher since _Politically Incorrect_ was on Comedy Central. Yeah, we all know what side of the aisle he's most likely to support...but he never loses perspective: To applaud Trump's impeachment *now* isn't exactly revolutionary--most folks these days either support it or just don't care (mostly the latter, I suspect). Maher is never afraid to point out his own team's flaws. Plus he knows in the end he's an entertainer, not a journalist, and he never makes the mistake of believing otherwise.
"Washington Football Team" will always amuse the shit out of me... It's like the placeholder a football videogame's sportscaster would use for the player-made team.
Bill probably should have said "Charles Manson" instead. It would definitely have made more sense, and something tells me he probably meant Charles but accidently mentioned Marilyn instead.
I love me some Bill Maher. Fun fact for everyone: I was watching Murder She Wrote a few nights ago and Bill Maher was in an episode. I got tickled because Mr.Maher's character called for him to act kind of innocent but he did really good though.☺💙
This is an American audience thing and it makes half of US TV unwatchable to many Brits. British audiences usually clap for about a second and stop. I wonder why the conventions are so different.
"My dad's retired" all-time greatest quote. Too funny, and too true. Pity Ms. Cheny did not actually say something as powerful as this. Perhaps in time.
@@Grandpa_Boxer The issues that Trump exposed are not going away. The cesspool in Washington DC/the Deep State is a real problem and poses an existential threat to the US Constitution.
If politics were MMA the Dems would find a way to lose. They have no knock out punch. The Republicans will be back because the Dems will never finish them off.
@@mathgod The GOP will always be back because the country was fundamentally broken from day one. After Wounded Knee happened the author L Frank Baum (Wizard of Oz) was quoted as literally advocating for the total genocide of all native Americans, just for the inconvenience of their existence grating against the 'Christian' European Americans and the likely occasional mass murder of native Americans resulting from it. That attitude still exists today in so many ways towards so many different creeds within the US. The 74+ million that voted for Trump after the utter batfuck crazy shitfest of the last 4 years shows that either they want the country to burn, that they don't give a shit either ways as long as the 'libs' don't win, or worse that they are so deep down the rabbit hole that they believe everything that comes out of Trump's orifices, no matter how vile.
@@mathgod no folks, the GOP is now the party of "flipping the bird" to respectable behavioral norms, and Major Traitor Greene is the tip of the middle finger.
At the Impeachment Hearings, every question asked by Lindsay Graham to a witness should be answered Yes Miss. No Miss. Yes Miss Graham. No Miss Graham. Or for the really bold, Yes Lady G. Would be great to have on the Congressional Record for all History.
@Nikki E. An American floreden nurse flying into New Zealand [now covid FREE,after a hard Lockdown ] feels like she’s escaping to paradise & Freedom.- No masks required.!! Christchurch-based agency Accent Medical Recruitment has seen skyrocketing numbers of overseas workers wanting to relocate in past 10 months. Covid- had “just shattered” the US, she said. “My family thinks I’m basically moving to paradise, somewhere life can go on as normal.” as NZ have a public & private health system & free ACC for all including overseas visitors. One of them is Hannah Keen, who will be boarding a flight from Jacksonville, Florida, on Thursday. www.stuff.co.nz/national/health/coronavirus/123138920/covid19-and-jacindamania-behind-surge-in-foreign-medical-worker-interest .+++ I love this country': US doctors head to New Zealand as cure for America's ills www.theguardian.com/world/2020/oct/16/i-love-this-country-us-doctors-head-to-new-zealand-as-cure-for-americas-ills NZ - hard lockdown. was 54 days - The government’s response not only highlighted ,what a lockdown really is” but the false dichotomy of saving lives or the economy, with the economy bouncing back from recession earlier this month. “New Zealand is a very capitalist country, they just made a decision to put lives first.!!! NZ vaccines to be delivered to the first group of people in the second quarter of 2021. COVID - vaccines will be free of charge. & will not be mandatory for the New Zealand public & Gabe Newell is watching the American Cup yachts racing. www.theverge.com/tldr/2021/1/22/22244057/valve-gabe-newell-half-life-new-zealand-game-development
I thought *nothing* could top when Colbert called Trump "citizen"... ...I was wrong😂 "Ex government employee"... That's a burn so bad Donny's not going to be needing his bronzer for at least a month 😈
"Oh yeah? Well I'm GLAD you grounded me, DAD!" * stomps back to her room and slams the door * -Marjorie Taylor Greene, at today's press conference, paraphrased
I saw what you did Bill. Super Bowl is a big thing "in America". I live in Iran, I know many of American politicians and its history and its shows and programs very well, but I just know Super Bowl is some kind of sports event that you play mostly with hand and call it football for some reason, and you care a little too much about it, and I don't even understand a bit of it. Thanks for the acknowledgement.
Good to hear the “claps at everything” audience is back. I’de almost forgotten about that. It’s way more authentic when you space the clapping between jokes at least to every other joke. Do you really deserve to have everything applauded?
I thought his last joke just absolutely bombed bc I heard absolutely nothing afterwards and I was like 😬 then I looked down and the video had ended lol
@Joseph Norm An American floreden nurse flying into New Zealand [now covid FREE,after a hard Lockdown ] feels like she’s escaping to paradise & Freedom.- No masks required.!! Christchurch-based agency Accent Medical Recruitment has seen skyrocketing numbers of overseas workers wanting to relocate in past 10 months. Covid- had “just shattered” the US, she said. “My family thinks I’m basically moving to paradise, somewhere life can go on as normal.” as NZ have a public & private health system & free ACC for all including overseas visitors. One of them is Hannah Keen, who will be boarding a flight from Jacksonville, Florida, on Thursday. www.stuff.co.nz/national/health/coronavirus/123138920/covid19-and-jacindamania-behind-surge-in-foreign-medical-worker-interest .+++ I love this country': US doctors head to New Zealand as cure for America's ills www.theguardian.com/world/2020/oct/16/i-love-this-country-us-doctors-head-to-new-zealand-as-cure-for-americas-ills NZ - hard lockdown. was 54 days - The government’s response not only highlighted ,what a lockdown really is” but the false dichotomy of saving lives or the economy, with the economy bouncing back from recession earlier this month. “New Zealand is a very capitalist country, they just made a decision to put lives first.!!! NZ vaccines to be delivered to the first group of people in the second quarter of 2021. COVID - vaccines will be free of charge. & will not be mandatory for the New Zealand public & Gabe Newell is watching the American Cup yachts racing. www.theverge.com/tldr/2021/1/22/22244057/valve-gabe-newell-half-life-new-zealand-game-development
She'll definitely be keeping her job for decades to come just because the Dems hate her so much. As to why the media are doing this, it's because there isn't much else to cover. It's been a slow news week.
If we ignore her that's the same as doing nothing. I think the media reports on it to make the public aware this crazy person is in congress & on important committees so those of us that aren't qanon nuts can try to get our representatives to remove the crazy lady. In a normal non-Trumpism world everybody would see he news reporting on her & agree she's batshit crazy but unfortunately we're living an 'alternative' reality.
@@christinerodgers1460 Mark my words: her district will be reelecting her for decades to come. All hated congresspeople lock in their seats for eternity because their constituents want to stick it to the other side. That's also why I expect 'Squad' members to last long.
Man, you had great material to write on, yet it was like watching a bowler knock down nine pins on the first ball, then on the second ball was one thrown into the gutter. 😜
When Bill mentioned Lindsey it made me think of one of my favorite details that came out in the recent Jonathan Swann/Axion series about the final days of the Trump administration. Apparently, whenever Lindsay flew on Air Force One with Trump he had a standing order to have strawberries and cream for dessert, no matter what everyone else was having. This was such a quirky little detail. It made me think how Lindsay probably sucked up to Trump just for all the little perks that came with being close to the president. I would love to see Bill make fun of Lindsey about this.
To Bill's writing staff: A chief is a leader of a Native American tribe. It's not a derogatory remark towards native Americans. Should we ban the Browns?
Regardless of writing staff....if a name or term is determined derogatory by the folks it is "trying" to describe or others profit from the description ... it needs to be redundant, period. Unless you are Native, your opinion is also...redundant.
@@oregonsnob31 Can't recall anyone wanting the name Chief banned. I lived in KC for nearly 40 years, and we've used royalty as a theme..Kings, Royals, Chiefs....
I love this guy. I love his monologues and his end pieces. A great comedian. I totally relate to him. Love you Bill.
It was awesome to hear him talk at length on the Joe Rogan Podcast last year
Just a Canadian neighbour..... I feel so sorry for your country.
Trump is a narrasistic moron..... thank goodness he’s out.
FYI.... he’s facing impeachment but won’t be convicted 😢
@Jeff B Politicians are politicians. I don’t trust any of them. But the outgoing president was the biggest joke ever. Embarrassing.
And again you make assumptions that I don’t know anything about the effect Biden administration would have on Canada? I am well aware.
How about the negative effects glaringly in your face for the last four years with that embarrassment of a president. Disgusting. Have a great day :-) :-)
He’s famously uncompromising,, trenchant, and hilarious. He’s liberal, but doesn’t pander to anyone.
@@paulkelloway8641 it’s funny that you used a word you can’t even spell. Lol I’m just teasing you my Canadian brother. Bill would do the same.
' Just because you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus left town '
-George Carlin
i miss that guy , highly underrated to me ....
@@luciferexperiment8553 George Carlin would be so good to have around now.
God i miss Carlin. He was so ahead of its time. Still is.
@@luciferexperiment8553 I don't think he was underrated as much as it's popular and overrated to say people and or things are...underrated. I mean you really don't think that do you? He was extremely popular, successful, lauded, in fact. Anyway, I like Carlin very much and you may very well think him underrated, not just looking for likes and posting something that seems to be trendy to post. Good day all the same to you Beezlebub.
@@michaelmiller8455 was that necessary for you to pick someone’s post apart because you didn’t like the word “underrated “? Feel better now? God people on here are some really petty assholes
Love you bill! Woooooo!
Me, too!!
Bill Maher is such a beautiful human. obviously i dont agree with absolutely everything hes said but hes been so inspiring for me to watch
I agree.
The agreement/disagreement ratio is probably 85/15 with me, but I alalways appreciate him.
Agree 💯
@Brandon Tyler Poole One of my now best friends and I actually did meet and bond over him.
We had a class together in community college, and actually bickered a lot...about movies.
He had said Citizen Kane sucked early on, and I brow beat him on a daily basis over this...it was good natured, though.
Anyway Religulous was about to open, and only one theater in the state was showing it, and he asked if he could ride with me to see it and I said sure.
And it was on that road trip we really got to be good friends.
Just smoking up and talking about how more people ought to be seeing this movie.
😄
Years later, we are still mates and I still brow beat him for shit talking Orson Welles.
Love him....especially when stuck into that fker, AgentOrange.
Well said. He makes some great points.
I don’t know why everybody is so confused about MT G. She is using Donald Trump’s exact playbook. McCarthy is going to use her for the next two years. Sound familiar?? Wake up!
Trump did say he would come back in one form or another at his farewell address...and here we are 😳
@@MariaRamirez-dm9ol I thought he had to die to reincarnate or have someone else channel his spirit though... maybe that "hair" of his is actually a parasite that finally managed to completely take over his body?
@@darthknightwingphoenix2081 lol
Greene is right back to her old ways. Her 'press conference' proved again that her IQ is light on the I, and heavy on the Q.
That's clever.
Happens every time she engages in a Q & A.
IQ? why is she not in a straightjacket let alone in office after saying that she was allowed to believe those things that weren't real. also anyone else just hate the sound of her voice?
@@andriykorobov She’s nearly a cyclops, her eyes are so close together. Just sayin’... inbreeding?
Ba-dum-tssss!
"It's like ground hog day except with a weasel" rofl
Trump's second impeachment 😂.
It's an annual event now.
😂
Why yes, we did watch the video.
@@HexIsme I am just quoting
@Joseph Norm With a going-to-prison party, please.
And totally against the US Constitution.
We should get a new memorial and holiday:
January 6th will be 'Insurrection Day' and February 8th will be 'Impeachment Day' - both in dishonor of donald trump.
Okay, well I guess your easy to manipulate.
Lest you forget.
So glad you’re back
Thank you! Finally. You stated that. Isn’t it his hob to know what Qanon is and about. Is anyone in the House, Senate, or Admin state they don’t know, they need to be removed from office. Either for stupidity, not doing their job, or worse.
They all know. Qanon is their base.
then obviously lying should cost them their job...
Sup white girl
Qanon is a fringe group of complete morons. Nobody cares because most Republican people aren’t like them or agree with their madness. They are the flat earthers and antivax of the right, most people are smarter than that. They are a small group of idiots.
@@rexrocker1268 great, now have mc carthy say that or gertz or cruz or anyone meaningfull to the rep. party to recover some credibility...
Green is gone?
Good.
If a normal citizen said those threats, They would be ARRESTED!
YES?
How in the hell did she get elected??? What is the IQ of the people in her Georgia district?
@@donaldjabbathetrump1774 AND they interviewed several people from her distr, who said they would vote for her again, and nothing she says or does would change their minds! And MTG received a grant for her business from covid relief, and right after that she donated 3/4 million dollars to her own campaign. THATS how this awful creature got into congress!
@@donaldjabbathetrump1774 Oh , and her opponent dropped out and moved out of state, there are rumors of him being intimidated by MTGs zombies, I wouldn’t doubt it
She's not actually gone. She was taken off the committees she was appointed.
What "threats" be specific? Or are you just TOLD what to think and believe
MTG: "Satan runs the government" Liz Cheney: "No, my dad is retired" Great punch line 😂.😂.😂.
What's this about Magic the Gathering?
"Satan" is the reason Obamacare is still a thing.
Is this Kimberly Guilfoyle🤮🤮🤮🤮
Grrrrrrreat about the monster dicky .
@@nonmagicmike723 no, the general concept of healing the sick came from this dude Jesus
Saying it like it is ...yay Bill!!
mtg making it hard for me to trust people with close together eyes
Buahahahha Fetal alcohol syndrome never sounded so ugly
🤣🤣🤣i thought it was just me!
A plan to reform American completely, 13 mins
ua-cam.com/video/w8e6VdZ3xDY/v-deo.html
That’s because it’s a sign of brain abnormality and she clearly tells you her brain is fucked with the amount of other people’s shit stored in it.
Looks like a bad facelift
Love this guy. Greates show on TV. Humor and Politics. Debate. Perfect
"Isn't it his _job_ to know what's happening in America?"
Said most voters while Trump was in office...
Mmm not rly
For the GOP, the job seems to be "owning the libs" and "take from the poor, give to the rich".
Meanwhile job of the Dems is to do everything and take responsibility for everything, even while they are not in power.
Ah US politics...
Trump never quite got that whole Job concept!
Trump deserves to be convicted of Incitement of Insurrection. Here is something to ponder. ua-cam.com/video/RJmtXNHq6SE/v-deo.html At the time of writing the impeachment rules into the Constitution , most people were impeached out of office. So intent was to say it was okay to impeach while in office, as opposed to only out of office. www.senate.gov/senators/contact Seems that some of the Senators are unsure what the intent of the Constitution is, please touch base and let them know.
@@WBKimmons girl be quiet
Remember when Real Time uploaded more than 15 minutes of the episode on UA-cam
Cuz I sure do
That _"How brave of you"_ quip is why I've loved Bill Maher since _Politically Incorrect_ was on Comedy Central.
Yeah, we all know what side of the aisle he's most likely to support...but he never loses perspective:
To applaud Trump's impeachment *now* isn't exactly revolutionary--most folks these days either support it or just don't care (mostly the latter, I suspect).
Maher is never afraid to point out his own team's flaws.
Plus he knows in the end he's an entertainer, not a journalist, and he never makes the mistake of believing otherwise.
“no my dads retired” lmaoooo
Thanks Bill for brilliant insight "It's like ground hog day except with a weasel " 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gotta love the freeze frame on the thumbnail
"Washington Football Team" will always amuse the shit out of me... It's like the placeholder a football videogame's sportscaster would use for the player-made team.
Bill Maher is hilarious!!
Ex government employment.... Donald Trump... Lol 😂😂🤣
when are Dominion and Smartmatic going to sue Donny?
@@oldrrocr TICK TOCK.
Apparently, he really hates it if you say "former president".
I hope hes sooo permanently an EX employee that he CAN'T even get a job cleaning SH!t out of the kennels @ the city dog pound!
@@GiratinaofFury too bad for him!
Boo boo Donny FORMER never my PRESIDENT TR--P.
Every time we make a comment about him we should include FORMER!😁😁
“MTG alert” should be the congressional amber alert.
aka "Coocoo clock"
Don't forget the sister-whacka-doodle, pistol-packing Boebert, the one skipping the metal-detectors.
I was sincerely hoping Donnie would testify... it would have been the comedy event of the year.
Exactly. Trumpy would only make things worse for himself because he can't control his blathering mouth.
I forgot how much Real Time's audience interrupts to applaud every other sentence.
Bill is glitching out in the thumbnail. Somebody please fix him!
So, we’re all set. We’re meeting?
McCarthy-a-Lago
_"It's like having Marilyn Manson hosting the Grammys"_
*Except that Manson is a well spoken and educated person, while Greene is legit crazy.*
Someone's not keeping up with the news enough to understand the joke. 😂 Try googling Manson today.
@@weam9999 Anyone can claim some "me too" BS towards someone at any time with no evidence. I can do it tomorrow if I get bored.
Exactly ! Marilyn Manson is a brilliant music artist and bright mind, search videos of him invited in debates, he is great 👍🏻
no folks, the GOP is now the party of "flipping the bird" to respectable behavioral norms, and Major Traitor Greene is the tip of the middle finger.
Bill probably should have said "Charles Manson" instead. It would definitely have made more sense, and something tells me he probably meant Charles but accidently mentioned Marilyn instead.
Missed you, Bill here in Hawaii in January
I guessed wrong as to who got the standing O. Would be great if the party splits.
Me too. Apparently it wasn't my wife, at the sink😏
I love you Bill!
Awe shit, Bill. They clipped the response from the best joke of the monologue at the end.
I love me some Bill Maher.
Fun fact for everyone: I was watching Murder She Wrote a few nights ago and Bill Maher was in an episode.
I got tickled because Mr.Maher's character called for him to act kind of innocent but he did really good though.☺💙
goddamn, I enjoyed this so much more without the audience
Ya it doesn't help that the audience is a group of morons that cheer everything...like Liz efin Cheney? Wow. Lol
Audience of fine, it’s bill who gets annoyed at pretty much any reaction so I’d also be afraid to clap or would clap to anything.
This is an American audience thing and it makes half of US TV unwatchable to many Brits. British audiences usually clap for about a second and stop. I wonder why the conventions are so different.
I need Bill Maher.
Gotta notice how close together MTG's eyes are...
That can't be good 🤔😶
Yeah. It’s a sign of low intelligence in horses.
Cold dead eyes fer sure.
That last joke seriously deserved more attention
Gosh, i haven't missed these audiences...give the guy a chance to speak!!
It's has staff not, a regular audience.
"My dad's retired" all-time greatest quote. Too funny, and too true. Pity Ms. Cheny did not actually say something as powerful as this. Perhaps in time.
Your intern needs to fix the video thumbnail. Bill looks possessed!
I was just gonna say! I thought it was my phone at first
Thankyou Bill my last good laugh for tonight.
Nixon: President who became a crook
Trump: crook who became a President
How about Beijing Biden?
@@Seekthetruth3000 Right on! America knew Trump was a lying scam artist and still voted for him. SHAME ON US!!!!!!
@@Grandpa_Boxer The issues that Trump exposed are not going away. The cesspool in Washington DC/the Deep State is a real problem and poses an existential threat to the US Constitution.
Last joke was good!
Almost redeeming for Bill...
One of the "standard bearers" for the Republican Party? Oops, you misspoke. Didn't you mean to say one of the "pallbearers?"
Pall bearers, perhaps? Pall.
Plague bearers...
If politics were MMA the Dems would find a way to lose. They have no knock out punch. The Republicans will be back because the Dems will never finish them off.
@@mathgod The GOP will always be back because the country was fundamentally broken from day one.
After Wounded Knee happened the author L Frank Baum (Wizard of Oz) was quoted as literally advocating for the total genocide of all native Americans, just for the inconvenience of their existence grating against the 'Christian' European Americans and the likely occasional mass murder of native Americans resulting from it.
That attitude still exists today in so many ways towards so many different creeds within the US.
The 74+ million that voted for Trump after the utter batfuck crazy shitfest of the last 4 years shows that either they want the country to burn, that they don't give a shit either ways as long as the 'libs' don't win, or worse that they are so deep down the rabbit hole that they believe everything that comes out of Trump's orifices, no matter how vile.
@@mathgod no folks, the GOP is now the party of "flipping the bird" to respectable behavioral norms, and Major Traitor Greene is the tip of the middle finger.
Ohhh, Bill. Love ya man
Because "Chief" is just a badass old job, like gold miner (49ers) or steel-worker, not a race or racial slur.
Or the head of a native American Indian tribe lol
Ever heard of an Indian Chief? That's what he was referring to genuis.
Their logo is an arrowhead..
@@Foxfire_forty-nine Yeah, a badass job...
Doesn't explain the arrowhead.
“My dad’s retired”😄
Bill is the voice of reasoning. Problem is, millions of Americans long ago lost the ability to understand.
We are ALL in this together.Stay safe & healthy everyone 😷🙏
Bill is never satisfied with his audience's reaction no matter what they do lol
At the Impeachment Hearings, every question asked by Lindsay Graham to a witness should be answered Yes Miss. No Miss. Yes Miss Graham. No Miss Graham. Or for the really bold, Yes Lady G. Would be great to have on the Congressional Record for all History.
This is some GOOD funny shit!!!!!
Best show on TV.
Greene should be given Janitorial position in Capitol Building otherwise she will Bully every congresswomen in the hallway smoking pot.
Indeed, how brave of them.
As much as I love Bill, the audience makes it so fucking difficult to watch the show...
Do you think he should tell jokes to silence? No comedian would do that. Bill has even said he couldn't stand doing the show without an audience.
@@sammavacaist Yeah, I enjoyed his shows better without an audience Who clap for every single point.
@Nikki E. An American floreden nurse flying into New Zealand [now covid FREE,after a hard Lockdown ] feels like she’s escaping to paradise & Freedom.- No masks required.!!
Christchurch-based agency Accent Medical Recruitment has seen skyrocketing numbers of overseas workers wanting to relocate in past 10 months. Covid- had “just shattered” the US, she said.
“My family thinks I’m basically moving to paradise, somewhere life can go on as normal.”
as NZ have a public & private health system & free ACC for all including overseas visitors.
One of them is Hannah Keen, who will be boarding a flight from Jacksonville, Florida, on Thursday.
www.stuff.co.nz/national/health/coronavirus/123138920/covid19-and-jacindamania-behind-surge-in-foreign-medical-worker-interest
.+++ I love this country': US doctors head to New Zealand as cure for America's ills
www.theguardian.com/world/2020/oct/16/i-love-this-country-us-doctors-head-to-new-zealand-as-cure-for-americas-ills
NZ - hard lockdown. was 54 days -
The government’s response not only highlighted ,what a lockdown really is” but the false dichotomy of saving lives or the economy, with the economy bouncing back from recession earlier this month. “New Zealand is a very capitalist country, they just made a decision to put lives first.!!!
NZ vaccines to be delivered to the first group of people in the second quarter of 2021.
COVID - vaccines will be free of charge.
& will not be mandatory for the New Zealand public & Gabe Newell is watching the American Cup yachts racing.
www.theverge.com/tldr/2021/1/22/22244057/valve-gabe-newell-half-life-new-zealand-game-development
@@mtl-ss1538 - What the fuck are you posting this here for?
@@Pyrrho_ for real though. Let Bill say his joke or make his point before a reaction. Sounds like a fucking Louder With Crowder set.
🤣🤣🤣*Rump's 2nd impeachment--"it's like groundhog day except this time with a weasel"🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥👏👏👏Bill!!!!!
I thought *nothing* could top when Colbert called Trump "citizen"...
...I was wrong😂
"Ex government employee"...
That's a burn so bad Donny's not going to be needing his bronzer for at least a month 😈
That last joke was the best hahaha, my dad has retired 😝
"Oh yeah? Well I'm GLAD you grounded me, DAD!"
* stomps back to her room and slams the door *
-Marjorie Taylor Greene, at today's press conference, paraphrased
Love the thumbnail!
That thumbnail though.
BILL !!!!! YES !!!!!
I saw what you did Bill. Super Bowl is a big thing "in America". I live in Iran, I know many of American politicians and its history and its shows and programs very well, but I just know Super Bowl is some kind of sports event that you play mostly with hand and call it football for some reason, and you care a little too much about it, and I don't even understand a bit of it. Thanks for the acknowledgement.
Football > Soccer
Soccer is gai
nobody here cares about the world cup. i suppose its similar
@@eatmanyzoos But I think at least you can understand soccer. Maybe because it's so dumb. Oh...
@@hosseynshanbehzaadeh9342 its all dumb. fuck sports.
Good to hear the “claps at everything” audience is back. I’de almost forgotten about that.
It’s way more authentic when you space the clapping between jokes at least to every other joke.
Do you really deserve to have everything applauded?
Me: So now that Donald Trump is out of the White House, maybe things will go back to normal
MTG: Here, hold my beer
Lol
In the case of MTG it's more like: hold my automatic riffle
How in the hell did she get elected??? What is the IQ of the people in her Georgia district? 😵
@@donaldjabbathetrump1774 the same people that believed the Democrats' lies that they were gonna get 2k checks. 🤥
MTG: "hold my space laser" ⚡🔫
Most Excellent ¿
Ex government employee. I like it.
Always!
Yowww... Billy in da haas!!!
Love
Fire “Yeah!” Guy.
I thought his last joke just absolutely bombed bc I heard absolutely nothing afterwards and I was like 😬 then I looked down and the video had ended lol
Why is everyone talking about magic the gathering?
Yeah wtf
Hahahahaha thanks you guys!! This was funnier than the whole monologue.
I enjoyed this comment in a similar way as when I found out a lot of my friends played MTG.
Nerd culture?
I dont know whats funnier, your comment or people not getting it in the replies
Love him
the republican party isnt in crisis...this is who they have always been...
Country is in crisis
Ha ha Bill is so sharp
MTG; I think Satan runs the Government
Liz Cheney: No, my Dad's retired.
Hilarious.... hahahaha
3:37 _"How brave are you"_
That made me laugh.
you mean 2:37. 2:36 you can tell when he thinks of it
People would also probably actually watch the Grammys if Marylin Manson hosted it.
Well, he just got me too'd, so maybe not.
Thought the same thing. Bill Maher is officially an old rich bitchy Cali center right Republican like Caitlyn Jenner.
Nope.
@@rhanna5188 According to the left, anybody who disagrees with them on literally anything is far right.😂
A weasel instead for Groundhog Day? Lmao
Comparing trump to weasels is an insult to the weasel.
Well said.
Not down here in Ga....
All the cool kids are calling it.... "The Rona"
@Joseph Norm An American floreden nurse flying into New Zealand [now covid FREE,after a hard Lockdown ] feels like she’s escaping to paradise & Freedom.- No masks required.!!
Christchurch-based agency Accent Medical Recruitment has seen skyrocketing numbers of overseas workers wanting to relocate in past 10 months. Covid- had “just shattered” the US, she said.
“My family thinks I’m basically moving to paradise, somewhere life can go on as normal.”
as NZ have a public & private health system & free ACC for all including overseas visitors.
One of them is Hannah Keen, who will be boarding a flight from Jacksonville, Florida, on Thursday.
www.stuff.co.nz/national/health/coronavirus/123138920/covid19-and-jacindamania-behind-surge-in-foreign-medical-worker-interest
.+++ I love this country': US doctors head to New Zealand as cure for America's ills
www.theguardian.com/world/2020/oct/16/i-love-this-country-us-doctors-head-to-new-zealand-as-cure-for-americas-ills
NZ - hard lockdown. was 54 days -
The government’s response not only highlighted ,what a lockdown really is” but the false dichotomy of saving lives or the economy, with the economy bouncing back from recession earlier this month. “New Zealand is a very capitalist country, they just made a decision to put lives first.!!!
NZ vaccines to be delivered to the first group of people in the second quarter of 2021.
COVID - vaccines will be free of charge.
& will not be mandatory for the New Zealand public & Gabe Newell is watching the American Cup yachts racing.
www.theverge.com/tldr/2021/1/22/22244057/valve-gabe-newell-half-life-new-zealand-game-development
I'm 50 and I've been calling that for a year. So it's automatically uncool.
That sounds so much like an Australian abbreviation.
@@AdrianColley I plagiarized it off Don jr
I can't wait for Kate McKinnon playing the nutso on SNL.
Cecily Strong got there first. And she nailed it, so it's probably her role for life now.
They're breeding Senorita Margarine to run and become first woman president 🙈🙉🙊
That won't happen .. because that will more than likely be kamala harris since she the first woman v.p ...
What kind of weird, mixed-up world is it when a Cheney is the hero?
By the looks of that thumbnail bill is having some trouble keeping his molecules together tonight
Jesus, I'm glad someone else said something. It was bothering me that no one seemed to comment on Bill Maher entering the matrix lol
I thought it was my phone!
Thumbnail:
Me:BILL! WTF HAPPENED!!!?
the media is giving so much coverage to this Margie Greene character... it's almost like they are trying to promote her career.
That's how Trump did it. Free air time and publicity and rouse the right to vote for him just to spite the left.
She should just be ignored.
She'll definitely be keeping her job for decades to come just because the Dems hate her so much.
As to why the media are doing this, it's because there isn't much else to cover. It's been a slow news week.
If we ignore her that's the same as doing nothing. I think the media reports on it to make the public aware this crazy person is in congress & on important committees so those of us that aren't qanon nuts can try to get our representatives to remove the crazy lady. In a normal non-Trumpism world everybody would see he news reporting on her & agree she's batshit crazy but unfortunately we're living an 'alternative' reality.
@@christinerodgers1460 Mark my words: her district will be reelecting her for decades to come. All hated congresspeople lock in their seats for eternity because their constituents want to stick it to the other side. That's also why I expect 'Squad' members to last long.
Man, you had great material to write on, yet it was like watching a bowler knock down nine pins on the first ball, then on the second ball was one thrown into the gutter. 😜
Was waiting for Bill to tell “Yeah!” guy to shut up.
That is one amazing thumbnail!
When the audience reactions or lack of are funnier than the jokes.
When Bill mentioned Lindsey it made me think of one of my favorite details that came out in the recent Jonathan Swann/Axion series about the final days of the Trump administration. Apparently, whenever Lindsay flew on Air Force One with Trump he had a standing order to have strawberries and cream for dessert, no matter what everyone else was having. This was such a quirky little detail. It made me think how Lindsay probably sucked up to Trump just for all the little perks that came with being close to the president. I would love to see Bill make fun of Lindsey about this.
To Bill's writing staff: A chief is a leader of a Native American tribe. It's not a derogatory remark towards native Americans. Should we ban the Browns?
Regardless of writing staff....if a name or term is determined derogatory by the folks it is "trying" to describe or others profit from the description ... it needs to be redundant, period. Unless you are Native, your opinion is also...redundant.
@@oregonsnob31 Can't recall anyone wanting the name Chief banned. I lived in KC for nearly 40 years, and we've used royalty as a theme..Kings, Royals, Chiefs....
pass the corona is like saying hi to your friend jack on an airplane