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  • @jeremym8748
    @jeremym8748 9 років тому +3239

    "It won't hurt me it's friendly fire",
    ~Cole

    • @APerson-mf9uk
      @APerson-mf9uk 7 років тому +174

      Turned "Friendly Fire" on for the rest of my game after that

    • @HopeEsthiem15
      @HopeEsthiem15 6 років тому +99

      He's actually correct cuz he said that the magic of spells are created by the spirits of the fade do if his friend uses it and he's a spirit hybrid thing it probably really can't hurt him

    • @thelonelyboner4060
      @thelonelyboner4060 6 років тому +69

      4th wall broken

    • @derekstapleton3396
      @derekstapleton3396 6 років тому +54

      I love Cole. Most of his dialogue can be really hilarious.

    • @lacyanderson9021
      @lacyanderson9021 6 років тому +35

      I love how earnest he is when he says it too. He really is trying to convince Varric it is true. Which it would be if Varric actually believed it but that's not my point. So yeah

  • @gastly777
    @gastly777 8 років тому +3154

    Dorian: "Cole, that wooden duck on my bed; was that you?"
    Cole: "No, I'm not a wooden duck..."

    • @close2001
      @close2001 8 років тому +270

      He's so naive, that's why I love him

    • @josephcole8102
      @josephcole8102 8 років тому +205

      +Grey Naught when iron bull asked what coles stop word is, he said stop

    • @localinfantkicker
      @localinfantkicker 5 років тому +108

      "I couldn't find one with little wheels though I'm sorry" AWWW BABY

  • @mangomage33
    @mangomage33 3 роки тому +1614

    I love how bull hired a sex worker for cole, and instead of actually doing the nasty cole gave her therapy

    • @daydreamerX200
      @daydreamerX200 2 роки тому +87

      He got instructions from Castiel.

    • @Chirpysemperboy
      @Chirpysemperboy 2 роки тому +184

      And Bull wasn't to upset about it. Kinda like "Well, I frankly didn't know what to expect from that."

    • @Marryjanesbud
      @Marryjanesbud Рік тому +1

      Prostitute. Bull hired a Prostitute for Cole.

    • @ZackExplorer28
      @ZackExplorer28 Рік тому

      @@stoneageprude3021 what's the difference? sex worker, prostitute, same thing.

    • @BradTheAmerican
      @BradTheAmerican Рік тому +42

      @@stoneageprude3021 Fictional or not, a prostitute is a sex worker so Idk why that would bother you.

  • @lennynull-funf-zehn5416
    @lennynull-funf-zehn5416 4 роки тому +1709

    Varric: "I like the stories where the villain was the man beside you the whole time."
    'Solas liked that'

    • @aubreyhuff46
      @aubreyhuff46 4 роки тому +101

      'Solas Approves' you mean?

    • @PlanetLovingMom
      @PlanetLovingMom 4 роки тому +34

      Varric over here also predicting the outcome of SW: KOTOR 2 🤣😬

    • @MandalorianRevan
      @MandalorianRevan 3 роки тому +44

      "Anders Approves"

    • @spacejesus6581
      @spacejesus6581 3 роки тому +6

      @@PlanetLovingMom Kreia was an anti-hero, not truly a villain, people seem to forget that without her Nihilus would've easily devoured the entire Galaxy before she even had a chance to kill the force
      Plus, she's not wrong about the force, it IS cruel how it shapes everything instead of free will being everyone's right, now that I think about it her plan isn't that different from Solas'

    • @Kaia373
      @Kaia373 3 роки тому +13

      @@aubreyhuff46 Solas slightly approves 🤣 can’t tell you how many times I’ve seen this!

  • @brighturuloki
    @brighturuloki 7 років тому +1462

    Blackwell: "How did you find Skyhold?"
    Solas: "I looked."
    Ah, Solas. Snark.

    • @disgustedcharlie6679
      @disgustedcharlie6679 4 роки тому +88

      Blackwall: "Now you sound like Cole."

    • @schleepy6362
      @schleepy6362 4 роки тому +47

      YEp, just looked. Nothing suspicious there, nononononono

  • @Emilytea
    @Emilytea 8 років тому +1964

    Dorian and Vivienne bitching to each other, and then agreeing; "At least we're not Antivan"
    They're the shadieesssttttt bitchhhessss I adore them

    • @PurpleHazePro
      @PurpleHazePro 5 років тому +179

      I'm telling Josephine

    • @silverknight6684
      @silverknight6684 5 років тому +126

      Inquisitor:
      You guys know my girlfriend is antivan right ?

    • @jayce1850
      @jayce1850 5 років тому +77

      Imagine if Zev was there lol. "Ouch. You know, that really hurts."

    • @brokenpieces5852
      @brokenpieces5852 5 років тому +43

      Let’s be honest, the two of them would being messaging people passive aggressively, wearing ugs and drinking Starbucks.

    • @localinfantkicker
      @localinfantkicker 5 років тому +40

      Don't insult Zevran and Josephine like that 😤😤😤

  • @sarcastichamsandwich5413
    @sarcastichamsandwich5413 9 років тому +2850

    (Vivienne to Solas) "You'll need eternal life and omniscience."
    *Coughing violently*

    • @timemonkey
      @timemonkey 9 років тому +124

      +Emnuzuse Alor He's got one but not the other.

    • @onyxguard1000
      @onyxguard1000 8 років тому +67

      +timemonkey he doesn't have either the Elven "gods" were just extremely powerful mages who called themselves gods solas says this himself also they can be killed and defeated.

    • @JShort89
      @JShort89 8 років тому +144

      +onyxguard1000 The ancient elves, which Solas is, were immortal. Assuming he isn't killed, he likely will live forever.

    • @DragonQueenEmmi
      @DragonQueenEmmi 8 років тому

      +Emnuzuse Alor HAHAHAHAHAHAHA xD

    • @moomimi
      @moomimi 8 років тому +39

      Their banter lol. They're both intelligent yet different philosophy.

  • @skubu8262
    @skubu8262 Місяць тому +88

    Inquisition really had the best party banter. Even better than origins. It informed their characters and managed to show growth. It's insane how underappreciated this was at launch.

    • @RoseMay3
      @RoseMay3 2 дні тому

      And it’s such a pity that you barely hear any of it in the game, especially if you’re using fast traveling or horses often. That’s why I come here to listen to it.

  • @Sammy4549
    @Sammy4549 8 років тому +2959

    Cole: Your knife is big.
    Blackwall: It's a sword.
    Cole: It's bigger than mine.
    Blackwall: And now you've made it awkward...
    God, Cole's the best character ever!

    • @matthewgaviola8885
      @matthewgaviola8885 6 років тому +49

      2:00:30

    • @Hjalmar_an_Craite
      @Hjalmar_an_Craite 5 років тому +9

      @Roland Deschain Nope, it's Blackwall.

    • @notahamster333
      @notahamster333 5 років тому +28

      _tats_ not a knoife, *this* is a knoife...

    • @hisseraveilguard
      @hisseraveilguard 4 роки тому +11

      @@Hjalmar_an_Craite blackwall is surely the best! My fav romance also

    • @eddieowen2122
      @eddieowen2122 4 роки тому +9

      "he's not that old, perhaps twenty years, no more"
      -Codex entry on Cole

  • @Dragon_Age_Babe
    @Dragon_Age_Babe 5 років тому +2512

    You forgot one between Dorian and Cole.
    (upon entering the kitchen in the Winter Palace)
    Cole: "Breath painful, stabbing, and then real stabbing, lungs full, frothing, scent of apples as it all goes black."
    Dorian: "Death by apple pie," a lovely poem by our dear friend Cole.

    • @zimtkind2255
      @zimtkind2255 4 роки тому +162

      That's region specific banter though, different from these. I hadn't gotten that one before. Thanks for sharing. :)

    • @PlanetLovingMom
      @PlanetLovingMom 4 роки тому +34

      I heard it when I played it! It was hilarious 🤣

    • @PunkRockZombie205
      @PunkRockZombie205 4 роки тому +52

      That's so cool that this game has so much content that no one person can experience it all

    • @JoshJenrayAK47
      @JoshJenrayAK47 4 роки тому +1

      BHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA..!!!

    • @Alhapra
      @Alhapra 3 роки тому +12

      @@PunkRockZombie205 IKR 🤣 , first time playing Dragon Age series from Inquisition have started just now and I really enjoy this type of game, will go backward to Origins and 2 after I finish this..

  • @manuelholman9223
    @manuelholman9223 9 років тому +2763

    Blackwall - " hey cole, say something interesting."
    Cole - " something interesting. "
    Blackwall -" I guess I deserved that one."
    HAHAHA cole is a troll.

    • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
      @Grey_Warden_Invasion 6 років тому +144

      Manuel Holman Dorian: "Cole, the wooden duck I found on my bed, was that you?" Cole: "No, I am not a wooden duck."

    • @oliverlambert1336
      @oliverlambert1336 6 років тому +89

      Blackwall - "Your fine Cole, even with some of things that come out of your mouth."
      Cole - "There was once a man with bees coming out his mouth"
      Blackwall - "That's what I'm talking about..."

    • @nd35780
      @nd35780 5 років тому +81

      "Cole, you should be careful dancing around with those daggers when I'm throwing fire." "It won't hurt me, it's friendly fire." Oh my God, Cole, you slay me!!

    • @stephlrideout
      @stephlrideout 4 роки тому +28

      "You should not encourage that thing."
      "Solas isn't a thing."
      Lmaoooooo

    • @manuelholman9223
      @manuelholman9223 4 роки тому +7

      Holy cow. I haven't seen this comment in 5 yrs 2k likes? Jesus

  • @vusumuzincube1882
    @vusumuzincube1882 5 років тому +3369

    Vivienne - "You should not encourage that thing"
    Cole - "Solas isn't a thing"
    Solas - "Well said"
    I lost my shit and laughed uncontrollably. This was funny

    • @isayahills4889
      @isayahills4889 4 роки тому +200

      ive never used Vivienne within my party (but im always friendly with her) so ive never got this! this is hilarious! cole is so innocent and solas seems quite proud in this moment

    • @spacejesus6581
      @spacejesus6581 4 роки тому +121

      isaya Hills Vivienne is the worst companion in the series, at least Anders was interesting and Oghren was funny

    • @isayahills4889
      @isayahills4889 4 роки тому +53

      @@spacejesus6581 I agree shes the worst (which is why I've never used her in party)😋
      And I agree 😊

    • @dawnmoon6086
      @dawnmoon6086 4 роки тому +4

      In what minute?

    • @Valyrianalien
      @Valyrianalien 4 роки тому +25

      @@dawnmoon6086 1:42:50 is the start of other companions' reactions to the spirit-stuff Cole/Solas say, Viv is 1:43:15

  • @rossofthehighlands
    @rossofthehighlands 9 років тому +703

    'varric i went to kirkwall once'
    'yeah?'
    'it was a bit of a shithole'
    'yeah.'

    • @B-rex395
      @B-rex395 3 роки тому +44

      DA2 in a nutshell

  • @donovan9456
    @donovan9456 8 років тому +2491

    Cole: "They're dragon horns, not bull horns. You should've named yourself The Iron Dragon."
    Bull: "Well............ Shit! That would've been better!"
    I'm done! hahahahahahaha XD

    • @lightfain199
      @lightfain199 6 років тому +64

      Donovan94 I named my inquisitor that specifically for that conversation

    • @17Watman
      @17Watman 5 років тому +3

      Best one I’ve heard.

    • @glowhoo9226
      @glowhoo9226 5 років тому +44

      He could’ve called his mercenaries the dragon’s claws or dragon’s teeth

    • @Chirpysemperboy
      @Chirpysemperboy 4 роки тому +25

      It would have been funny if that poke fun at that trope.
      Iron Bull: Yeah, I noticed. But everyone calls themselves a Dragon of some sort, it's kinda tired honestly. But Bull? That nicknames still got stone good milage on it and it is still terrifying. You wouldn't pick a fight with a Dragon, but you also wouldn't pick a fight with a Bull.

    • @saintpoli6800
      @saintpoli6800 4 роки тому +1

      The_SCP _Foundation So badass haha

  • @Aknaught92
    @Aknaught92 9 років тому +1007

    Cole-"I had to fight a rat for it."
    Cassandra-"Oh, thank you Cole."
    Cole-"He wasn't a very big rat."
    Dammit Cole, stahp, my heart can't take your adorableness.

    • @Grey_Warden_Invasion
      @Grey_Warden_Invasion 6 років тому +18

      Aknaught92 I loved his conversations with Blackwall. Sometimes I wished I could give that Warden a hug, Cole sounded like he would do the same - just to make the pain go away as he would describe it.

    • @rokkfel4999
      @rokkfel4999 6 років тому +15

      Aknaught92 (there should have been a Lil cutscene I don't care if it broke the scene haha I want to see cole fight a rat

    • @lacyanderson9021
      @lacyanderson9021 6 років тому +5

      @@rokkfel4999 that would have been the greatest thing ever!!!!

    • @rokkfel4999
      @rokkfel4999 5 років тому +1

      @@lacyanderson9021 thank you....just barley saw your comment

  • @VTown1989
    @VTown1989 4 роки тому +744

    1:19:17 *Cole:* "The Iron Bull, do you ever worry that a demon could be standing off to the left where your eye can't see?"
    *Iron Bull:* "Well I Do Now" ಠ_ಠ

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 4 роки тому +65

      Meanwhile, in The Fade: Everyone, if I get possessed, feint on my blind side, then go low. Cullen says I leave myself open.

    • @amandasovereign1391
      @amandasovereign1391 2 роки тому +24

      one too many eyes on iron bull there

    • @l.j.1417
      @l.j.1417 Рік тому +15

      Haha more like 0_-

    • @austinaldy2150
      @austinaldy2150 7 місяців тому +3

      I got that line in the Deep Roads after the first encounters with Shriek, the timing and dialogues makes me spit my coffee. 😂

  • @IHeartGameplay
    @IHeartGameplay 8 років тому +1849

    I love how Varric and Iron Bull get along with literally everyone.

    • @matynavarro8548
      @matynavarro8548 8 років тому +30

      Bull not so much with Dorian.

    • @IHeartGameplay
      @IHeartGameplay 8 років тому +166

      +Maty Navarro yes. In which they are not friends but lovers.

    • @matynavarro8548
      @matynavarro8548 8 років тому +6

      Well yeah.

    • @edakanari1984
      @edakanari1984 8 років тому +85

      When you listen to other conversations seprately for both bull and dorian you see how they really love each other

    • @vinnythewebsurfer
      @vinnythewebsurfer 8 років тому +48

      I thought Solas and Bull were a bit angry but than it went even.

  • @joripien
    @joripien 8 років тому +1624

    Knock knock.
    Who's there?
    Cole.
    Cole who?
    I's me, Cole. That is my name.

    • @averongodoffire8098
      @averongodoffire8098 5 років тому +36

      Actually laughed my ass off

    • @loob450
      @loob450 4 роки тому +11

      1:08:10

    • @PlanetLovingMom
      @PlanetLovingMom 4 роки тому +3

      This is why, in my fanfic, my protagonist (NOT the Inquisitor) teaches Cole clean funny knock knock jokes 🤣

  • @phantasticgoose
    @phantasticgoose 8 років тому +851

    "That orb Corypheus carries... are you certain that it's of elven origin?"
    *COUGH COUGH COUGH*

  • @smorch9322
    @smorch9322 3 роки тому +679

    Dorian: I’m curious about you, that’s why I’m asking so many questions!
    Cole: :0 Im curious about you! Can I ask you questions?
    Dorian: Sure! Go ahead!
    Cole: great :) Why are you mad at your dad

    • @WorksTooMuch
      @WorksTooMuch Рік тому +43

      Dont play 20 questions with a mind reader :P

  • @SuperRyuDragon
    @SuperRyuDragon 8 років тому +1819

    The best stories are the ones where the villian was right beside you all along.
    Holy shit.

    • @lunasanti1946
      @lunasanti1946 8 років тому +257

      the foreshadowing was strong

    • @ciracookie7491
      @ciracookie7491 8 років тому +51

      oh god i am just 30 hours in now i have to know who it is thx m8

    • @SuperRyuDragon
      @SuperRyuDragon 8 років тому +75

      Beat the game to find out. It's worth it!

    • @SuperRyuDragon
      @SuperRyuDragon 8 років тому +112

      Also you'll need to play the trespasser dlc too. It's continuation dlc that takes place after the main game (It's worth it)

    • @allstarrusse4761
      @allstarrusse4761 8 років тому +15

      The villan is still corfy face idk what you talk about lol.
      The next dragon age doesnt even have an actual villan yet just some plot waiting yet to be written perfectly

  • @FlowersOfIcetor
    @FlowersOfIcetor 7 років тому +1218

    Bull: The new Arishok doesn't have horns at all. Usually means they're destined for something special.
    Yeah, Bull. Shirts.

    • @S117M4sterChief
      @S117M4sterChief 6 років тому +25

      Nightfangfox Need some ice for that burn, Bull?

    • @stalker747alf7
      @stalker747alf7 6 років тому +38

      @@S117M4sterChief don't he just rubs it on his nipples

    • @st4ne4rmthevill63
      @st4ne4rmthevill63 5 років тому +95

      Thats bcz Sten is the Arishok now

    • @rokkfel4999
      @rokkfel4999 5 років тому +12

      And hats

    • @rokkfel4999
      @rokkfel4999 5 років тому +4

      @@st4ne4rmthevill63 wait really

  • @SleepyReaper75
    @SleepyReaper75 9 років тому +569

    I swear, the inquisition is like one big family
    With Cole being the youngest brother everyone takes care of

    • @MsCunningLinguistic
      @MsCunningLinguistic 6 років тому +48

      Cole is literally the house puppy that everyone loves and protects fiercely. It's like if they Awakened a dog in D&D. Cole is the purest thing.

    • @llechosy4809
      @llechosy4809 6 років тому +12

      MsCunningLinguistic well exclude Vivienne.

    • @CreativeUsernameEh
      @CreativeUsernameEh 6 років тому +7

      Sera hates him too.

    • @AllegoricSiren
      @AllegoricSiren 6 років тому +30

      Everyone thinks they’re taking care of Cole but really, Cole is taking care of them

    • @deathsthrall145
      @deathsthrall145 6 років тому +4

      He's more like the child of the inquisitor and whomever they romance.

  • @localinfantkicker
    @localinfantkicker 5 років тому +3095

    9 interesting companions with great dialogue: *exists*
    Everyone:
    Cole: *breathes*
    Everyone: *holding their cameras up sobbing* "YOU'RE DOING GREAT SWEETIE"

    • @hinata1ize
      @hinata1ize 5 років тому +71

      That is so true 😂😂😂😂

    • @sgt.viktorreznov3rdshockar238
      @sgt.viktorreznov3rdshockar238 5 років тому +142

      Mind you, the fact that they made a spirit a companion for DA:I was very interesting.

    • @PsyrenXY
      @PsyrenXY 4 роки тому +93

      @@sgt.viktorreznov3rdshockar238 They had a spirit companion in Awakening, but he was nowhere near as cool as Cole

    • @tirich91
      @tirich91 4 роки тому +30

      PsyrenXY technically wynn was a spirit as well, and so was anders.

    • @spacejesus6581
      @spacejesus6581 4 роки тому +13

      8* Vivienne is boring

  • @Pigganon
    @Pigganon 8 років тому +2787

    Cole is a precious fade baby and must be protected

    • @journey95far49
      @journey95far49 5 років тому +31

      Cole is annoying af

    • @silverknight6684
      @silverknight6684 5 років тому +147

      It feels like Varric and Iron Bull parent him while Solas is the cool uncle

    • @PurpleHazePro
      @PurpleHazePro 5 років тому +137

      @@silverknight6684 Iron Bull is definitely the cool uncle since he brought him a prostitute. Lol Solas is more the Father with Varric

    • @thatonedude
      @thatonedude 5 років тому +15

      @@journey95far49 i would love to know who you actually do like.

    • @aloonavideoandgames
      @aloonavideoandgames 5 років тому +43

      I love Cole and adore Dorian. Toghether they're fantastic.

  • @vusumuzincube1882
    @vusumuzincube1882 5 років тому +788

    Sera - "You can make magic anywhere Solas, ever piss it by accident?"
    Solas - "No, wait... No"

    • @NehnBellanaris
      @NehnBellanaris 4 роки тому +169

      Sera: What? How do you not remember something like that?
      Solas: We were all young once.

    • @rokkfel4999
      @rokkfel4999 4 роки тому +70

      Hahaha sola trying time remember that one time in Arlathan where he drank wine for the first time and trying to see if he did piss magic ahh

    • @bethkrager6529
      @bethkrager6529 3 роки тому +20

      He's such a troll to sera.

  • @WickedSoulXD
    @WickedSoulXD 10 років тому +578

    "Please speak up, I can't hear you over your outfit." That line gets me every time XD Solas is so snarky for a 'grim and fatalistic' character

    • @gensimpdolphin8027
      @gensimpdolphin8027 10 років тому +112

      Varric call him "Chuckles" for a reason

    • @Kefalion
      @Kefalion 10 років тому +84

      Indeed he is snarky. I also love how he laughs when Cole points out that Iron Bull and the Inquisitor did "it" on the wartable once

    • @LiquidIronTV
      @LiquidIronTV 9 років тому +2

      What banter was that?

    • @benmackennall2419
      @benmackennall2419 9 років тому +5

      Kefalion or how he makes a joke about the rift tying them up before swallowing them up. He's so great

    • @CEPIC21
      @CEPIC21 9 років тому

      Kefalion omg when did he say that??

  • @rhythmangel4298
    @rhythmangel4298 4 роки тому +774

    Dorian - “Ah, Solas. You startled me. You’re always so nondescript.”
    Solas - “Speak up. I can’t hear you over your outfit.”
    Makes me laugh every time 😂

    • @shoyohinata3462
      @shoyohinata3462 3 роки тому +16

      Does this only happen if Dorian is wearing Plaideweeve?

    • @RazielTheUnborn
      @RazielTheUnborn 3 роки тому +10

      @@shoyohinata3462 Nope, any color

    • @shoyohinata3462
      @shoyohinata3462 3 роки тому +1

      Thank you for clarifying @RazielTheUnborn

    • @TheFlowerchild712
      @TheFlowerchild712 Рік тому +5

      ​@@shoyohinata3462 Funnily enough I put them all in the same cloth and metal. This line cracked me up especially since they were both in the same exact outfit.

    • @gabrielsanandres537
      @gabrielsanandres537 Рік тому +2

      Varic greatly approves

  • @MikaelNevear
    @MikaelNevear 5 років тому +1430

    Dorian: "Cole that wooden duck on my desk, was that you?"
    Cole: "No I'm not a wooden duck"
    Cole is ready to be a dad

    • @kimosterhout3242
      @kimosterhout3242 2 роки тому +28

      I think Cole was being genuine. I think he thought Dorian was asking if the wooden duck on the bed was actually Cole.

    • @deontaeavila3514
      @deontaeavila3514 Рік тому

      ​​​@@kimosterhout3242 I think princeillis knows that.

  • @nuriel1825
    @nuriel1825 9 років тому +1874

    Dorian is the ultimate sassmaster.

    • @zakimunaan2477
      @zakimunaan2477 9 років тому +43

      +Silver Pudding dorian vs morrigan.. :p

    • @AngelCakes1997
      @AngelCakes1997 8 років тому +70

      The sassiest assmaster that ever lived

    • @mitchellamar3286
      @mitchellamar3286 7 років тому +7

      pwoper fish A sasster if you will

    • @VMMMCXV
      @VMMMCXV 7 років тому +18

      -sassmaster- *assmaster*

    • @Outlaw7263
      @Outlaw7263 7 років тому +13

      Zaki Munaan dorian vs Alistair

  • @MsMeteorShower
    @MsMeteorShower 6 років тому +459

    "Solas, what's this whole look of yours about?"
    "I'm sorry...?"
    "No, that OUTFIT is sorry."

    • @Olivia-iv7xj
      @Olivia-iv7xj 3 роки тому +43

      "Please speak up! I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER YOUR OUTFT!"

    • @crimsonshadow2299
      @crimsonshadow2299 3 роки тому +18

      Dorian is the best friend we all wish we had

  • @Just-A-Gamer1524
    @Just-A-Gamer1524 5 років тому +951

    Varric: Alright who's the toughest, Liliana, Josephine, or Cassandra?
    Cassandra: I'm right here you know!
    Varric: that doesn't mean it rules you out.
    Solas: what about Cullen?
    Varric: who? Curly? They just keep him around because he looks pretty.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 роки тому +124

      Ashley Mustang18 I keep Curly around because he’s very pretty and nice 😂 poor Cullen. And Leliana’s
      “Hush. Just stand and look pretty” to Cullen

    • @Just-A-Gamer1524
      @Just-A-Gamer1524 4 роки тому +4

      @@terra_the_nightingale135 oh I forgot about that one! Thankyou!

    • @Witzke231
      @Witzke231 4 роки тому +37

      Varric is not wrong. Cullen is very pretty. But my bet is between Cassandra and Leliana. Leliana is versed in both politics and combat. Cassandra is likewise, but as a warrior instead of a rogue.

    • @kraziiXIII
      @kraziiXIII 3 роки тому +34

      @@Witzke231 Let's not forget Josephine. She is much younger than Leliana and Cassandra but she is also a noble like Cassandra and well versed in the game. She has a lot of potential. She is also the only one who is business-minded.
      Is it not more impressive to turn an enemy into a friend than it is to kill them? Everyone has a price. I wonder what would've happened if Josie had become the Inquisitor? Corypheus would probably lose both of his generals through well timed dinner parties.

    • @TheGeoCheese
      @TheGeoCheese 3 роки тому +8

      @@kraziiXIII actually Leliana is the toughest of them all. She’s survived quite a lot of events, the most important one being the 5th Blight after the complete and utter disaster at Ostagar instigated by Loghain.

  • @momojackandluke
    @momojackandluke 8 років тому +867

    "no that outfit is sorry" "apostate hobo" "i can't hear you over your outfit" xD sassy solas

    • @sinoverlord1787
      @sinoverlord1787 7 років тому +51

      Ruru "unwashed apostate hobo"

    • @MrGenjirouu
      @MrGenjirouu 7 років тому +21

      Omg Vivienne added the salt to the wound with unwashed apostate hobo

    • @Yume03
      @Yume03 6 років тому +29

      Ruru I got that „No that outfit is sorry” banter right after Solas broke up with me I so needed that! Dorian as your BFF to the rescue ;P

    • @cairrean2412
      @cairrean2412 6 років тому +5

      Pretty sure Solas only said the last line. The other two were said by Dorian to Solas.

    • @alnotbiggaytho7124
      @alnotbiggaytho7124 5 років тому

      @@MrGenjirouu for people who go mage only lmao

  • @HinataElyonToph
    @HinataElyonToph 8 років тому +579

    I love how Solas and Cassandra have nothing but respect for the other and are willing to hear each other out on different things

    • @beansontoast6622
      @beansontoast6622 6 років тому +57

      Indeed, it’s very refreshing in the current political climate.

    • @virtualdream_
      @virtualdream_ 6 років тому +65

      I always bring Cass, Solas and Cole with me. It's the perfect team. Wish I could bring Bull, too.

    • @rokkfel4999
      @rokkfel4999 5 років тому +25

      caedis I wish we could bring everyone and idk have pretty epic fights wish it was like that during some of the missions

  • @DragoSonicMile
    @DragoSonicMile 8 років тому +1141

    Cassandra: "Now I am thinking something else. Can you guess what?"
    Cole: "My hat wouldn't fit there."
    *I'm laughing.*

  • @MythicMoonArt
    @MythicMoonArt 5 років тому +578

    I love that Cole slowly gets almost all of the companions to like him at the end in his own special little way

    • @TheRockhead9
      @TheRockhead9 4 роки тому +28

      Except Vivienne.

    • @Bra1n__St3w
      @Bra1n__St3w 4 роки тому +62

      I love how all it took for iron bull is for Cole to call Krem a male, I love the 3 of them

    • @jonasbs86
      @jonasbs86 3 роки тому +14

      @@TheRockhead9 because vivienne is an asshole.

    • @RashidMBey
      @RashidMBey 3 роки тому +78

      Vivienne warms to him, but she recognizes a very real danger most fans fail to appreciate: Cole can become a demon and kill unceremoniously. She's not only been taught to fear demons and spirits, for they'll tempt and raze, but she has witnessed their destruction and warned others of it.
      And even SHE warms up to Cole at the end, learning that there's a grey she never appreciated before, even if there's a danger companionship can't remove.

    • @SeventhheavenDK
      @SeventhheavenDK 3 роки тому +12

      @@jonasbs86 . She is smart.

  • @dreamsofadragon712
    @dreamsofadragon712 5 років тому +764

    "Listen, Cole, you might be a weird, squirrelly kid, but you're my weird, squirrelly kid."
    AUGH IRON BULL IS SO PROTECTIVE IT'S GREAT

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 4 роки тому +38

      And then Cole tells him how his Tama/nurse/teacher is happy that he got away from the Qunari, such as it was.

    • @Falxifer95
      @Falxifer95 2 роки тому +13

      How Cole addresses Krem as Him and Bull notices it is also so adorable.

    • @magicrainbowkitties1023
      @magicrainbowkitties1023 Рік тому +4

      He's literally the group dad it's great

  • @HunterKiller762
    @HunterKiller762 9 років тому +374

    I think the whole mental chess game between Bull and Solas was on of the coolest things I've ever heard

    • @edgelordgaming7923
      @edgelordgaming7923 6 років тому +16

      James Anderson “You sneaky son of a *****!” Great part

    • @S117M4sterChief
      @S117M4sterChief 6 років тому +28

      James Anderson It’s actually based on an actual game played during the 20th century.

    • @isabellastens3078
      @isabellastens3078 6 років тому +6

      Yeah... I heard it the first time and i was like HOW do you do THAT!!!

    • @lobojoe6351
      @lobojoe6351 6 років тому +6

      @@S117M4sterChief 19th. 1851.

    • @brokenpieces5852
      @brokenpieces5852 5 років тому +28

      Someone straight up played the dialogue over top of a game they had programmed with every single move. Props to BioWare for not just calling out random moves

  • @Claramata
    @Claramata 8 років тому +324

    Things you learn in party banter: Cole cannot drop a subject and Solas is a goddamn troll

    • @Chirpysemperboy
      @Chirpysemperboy 4 роки тому +19

      Iron Bull is a deviant

    • @okami_eddy
      @okami_eddy 4 роки тому +11

      Varric is still a master at nicknames.

    • @rokkfel4999
      @rokkfel4999 4 роки тому +6

      Claramata Vivienne is a a very very very stern woman who doesn’t like to show her true emotions(look into some of her banter with Cole Dorian and Cassandra and Blackwall.

  • @taylorodell7444
    @taylorodell7444 5 років тому +2849

    Cole was about to end Solas’s whole career.

  • @Tiasung
    @Tiasung 9 років тому +437

    Dorian: ''No, no. You are a special and unique snowflake. Live the dream''
    Absolutely every dialogue with Cole in it is gold as well.

    • @Robertward111
      @Robertward111 6 років тому +6

      That was dialogue with Solas though -_-

    • @Marispider
      @Marispider 5 років тому +6

      @@Robertward111 Hence Tiasung saying "as well"

  • @bananafingurs34
    @bananafingurs34 7 років тому +293

    Dorian: "Ya know Varric, I went to Kirkwall once."
    Varric: "Yea?"
    Dorian: "Bit of a shithole."
    Varric: "Yea..."

  • @TheQueenNarwhal
    @TheQueenNarwhal 10 років тому +593

    I'd like to think I'm not obsessed, but here I am on hour three of a 5 and a half hour video of party banter between video game characters.

    • @Sc4rletAss4ssin
      @Sc4rletAss4ssin 10 років тому +6

      Hahaha! Same

    • @DragonologyDpt
      @DragonologyDpt 10 років тому +3

      Yep same XDDD

    • @Overlord0011
      @Overlord0011 9 років тому +15

      I've got ya beat. This is my third time watching this video from start to finish.

    • @mirjoin
      @mirjoin 9 років тому +5

      Overlord0011
      I've listened to it twice while doing homework! It's just great!

    • @LaMortesAbyss
      @LaMortesAbyss 9 років тому +9

      Marianne S The dialogue is rather natural, so I find it a learning experience.

  • @kirikakirikakirika
    @kirikakirikakirika 5 років тому +664

    Solas: *Speaks Elvish*
    Sera: *Spits*
    Solas: ExCuSe mE?!
    XD

  • @FM_ris
    @FM_ris 6 років тому +1189

    Varric: "Look seeker, if you love a character you give them pain, ruin their lives, make them suffer... Maybe throw in an heroic death"
    Varric: "I like the stories where the villain was the man beside you the whole time. The best villains don't see themselves as evil. They're fighting for a good cause and willing to get their hands dirty"
    Solas: "we all have a face we want to show and a face we do not."
    UGH BIOWARE. I HATE YOU.

    • @thegreywardenherald8923
      @thegreywardenherald8923 4 роки тому +68

      The heroic death one sounds like the "Ultimate Sacrifice" ending to Dragon Age Origins.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 роки тому +20

      Jhonny Auditore don’t you dare mention that route. I can never manage to kill Alistair

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 роки тому +6

      Jhonny Auditore I mean it’s always satisfying to see Loghain die but I’d have to lose Alistair either way if I’d use Loghain

    • @lucianscorner7666
      @lucianscorner7666 4 роки тому +21

      I've been sobbing for the last two years. Mr. Chuckles...ma vhenan...

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 4 роки тому +17

      lucian's corner DONT BRING THE “ma vhenan” STUFF HERE. I DONT NEED MY HEART TO FEEL EVEN MORE BROKEN

  • @AlexanderSajin
    @AlexanderSajin 9 років тому +251

    When cole said, "But i like my hats!" I can just imagine him pulling it on both sides down over his face. oh my god what a cutie.

  • @kikyoinu11
    @kikyoinu11 5 років тому +573

    They created such realistic, complex characters. Every conversation is loyal to each one of their personalities.
    Truly a masterpiece of a game.

    • @aubreyhuff46
      @aubreyhuff46 4 роки тому +11

      Fuck vivienne though

    • @StealthTheFoxz
      @StealthTheFoxz 3 роки тому +33

      @@aubreyhuff46 Love some of her snark though.

    • @aubreyhuff46
      @aubreyhuff46 3 роки тому +25

      @@StealthTheFoxz "Unwashed apostate hobo." I know what you mean.

    • @P9u9r6p2l4e
      @P9u9r6p2l4e 3 роки тому +4

      If only the game hadn’t been so buggy when it was first released, I once broke through the world barrier in the redcliffe map and got to areas you don’t normally have access to without cheats or mods, it was awesome but I do wish it wasn’t so glitchy like it is

    • @SeventhheavenDK
      @SeventhheavenDK 3 роки тому +14

      @@aubreyhuff46 . Love Vivianne, my favorite character in Inquisition.

  • @imtiyazahmediram8928
    @imtiyazahmediram8928 5 років тому +1289

    *44:49**-**45:00*
    Vivienne: My dear Dorian, what did you think of little Sera's last Red Jenney mission?
    Dorain: I call it medium.
    Vivienne: Medium, my dear..?
    Dorian: Yes! It wasn't rare and it certainly wasn't well done.
    LMAO!!! 😂🤣

    • @Enterprise-D666
      @Enterprise-D666 3 роки тому +24

      Waldorf: What was that?
      Statler: It's called the medium sketch.
      Waldorf: The medium sketch?
      Statler: Yeah, it wasn't rare, and it certainly wasn't well done.
      Both: DOHOHOHOHOHO!

    • @Her_Imperious_Condescension
      @Her_Imperious_Condescension 2 роки тому +17

      I love Dorian's sass.

  • @Jasperemerald23567
    @Jasperemerald23567 9 років тому +250

    "You... you called me him. Thank you!" Aaaaaaand my heart just split in half. Cole, you precious thing.

  • @ellispedersen4192
    @ellispedersen4192 8 років тому +504

    listening to coles banter has made him easily one of my favourite dragon age characters

    • @Blind_Dragoon
      @Blind_Dragoon 8 років тому +26

      Same here, he's just too cute.

    • @MsCunningLinguistic
      @MsCunningLinguistic 6 років тому +6

      On my very first playthrough of DAI, I ended up putting him in my party for a while alongside Dorian and The Iron Bull. Once Bull and Cole started bonding despite Bull's clear discomfort with anything spirited or demon-y, I was sold. Cole is my boy. I will fight for him.

  • @zoradios4505
    @zoradios4505 9 років тому +405

    Varric: "... You're not that interesting a subject."
    Dorian: " I am! Feel free to write a book about me."
    XD

    • @erraticonteuse
      @erraticonteuse 4 роки тому +8

      But when Varric wants to write about him *and Bull* he's all, "I don't see how this is remotely your business!" XD

  • @horsenuggets1018
    @horsenuggets1018 4 роки тому +1601

    40:20 Dorian: [sass battling] "At least we're not Antivan"
    Vivienne: "Quite right thank the Maker"
    Josephine: *what*

    • @isaiasvalladares4210
      @isaiasvalladares4210 4 роки тому +124

      Zevran: *Si...what*

    • @Witzke231
      @Witzke231 4 роки тому +57

      Zevran: What?

    • @Chirpysemperboy
      @Chirpysemperboy 4 роки тому +171

      And Vivienne defending Dorian's relationship with the Inquisitior. There is a heart in there...it's just buried deep down.

    • @aubreyhuff46
      @aubreyhuff46 4 роки тому +61

      @@Chirpysemperboy Way down. It's so far down that it finally got to the bitch core.

    • @RandomLoverOfNoodles
      @RandomLoverOfNoodles 4 роки тому +10

      Also, low key, Vivienne is from Antiva but moved to the Circle early in life. Someone get this woman's mother...

  • @damedesuka77
    @damedesuka77 7 років тому +354

    Cole getting into Varric's head and finding the characters from his books talking nonstop inside his head.
    Amazing imagery.

    • @Riku-zv5dk
      @Riku-zv5dk 3 роки тому +24

      As a writer, it is so true

    • @klillym1461
      @klillym1461 3 роки тому +4

      @@Riku-zv5dk it really is

    • @AudraBurgess
      @AudraBurgess 3 роки тому +4

      @@Riku-zv5dk I second this. My characters never shut up. 😅

    • @zachialadams9279
      @zachialadams9279 3 роки тому +4

      Look, as a writer, I am not always in control of the dialogue I write.

    • @julianav.4031
      @julianav.4031 2 роки тому +1

      as writer, that could not be more accurate XD

  • @dudewrsmycar2
    @dudewrsmycar2 6 років тому +1180

    “Tell me Cole, did you sense anything in Erimond? Any secret pain?”
    “No. Erimond was an arsehole.”
    That’s right my son. No redemption story for a mustache twirling bad guy

    • @Alice_IG
      @Alice_IG 5 років тому +10

      Where was this?

    • @stormlordmarty2623
      @stormlordmarty2623 5 років тому +11

      Min Meow Meow it was a conversation between Cole and Cassandra

    • @ShadowDarkHeart90
      @ShadowDarkHeart90 4 роки тому +15

      Stormlord Marty 1:29:28-1:29:40

    • @B-rex395
      @B-rex395 3 роки тому +15

      Probably the only character in the series that deserves to be made tranquil.

    • @bethkrager6529
      @bethkrager6529 3 роки тому +6

      @@B-rex395 agreed, but if you do it, and you sided with the mages, well they don't remain so loyal judging by war table missions. Best just lop his head off, even if its giving him what he wants.

  • @SwordMasamune
    @SwordMasamune 8 років тому +850

    I cant believe I just spent 5 and a half hours listening to the banter... all of the banter...

    • @todd4454
      @todd4454 8 років тому +117

      It was totally worth it

    • @vinnythewebsurfer
      @vinnythewebsurfer 8 років тому +35

      I just played through the game with only Varric Solas and Cassandra. I wanted to hear what the rest would sound like and my god it's all gold as when I listened to Varric's sarcasm and wit or Solas's introspective.

    • @jackgaona3715
      @jackgaona3715 7 років тому +13

      Listened to this probably 10+ times now

    • @pitalover25
      @pitalover25 6 років тому +16

      It's a fantastic listen. I cant stand the idea of missing a conversation between others. When i found this it was a dream. 5 hrs well spent

    • @Shadowpack95
      @Shadowpack95 6 років тому +18

      when EA backs the fuck off and lets Bioware do there jobs look what we get, goo characters and banter and a great game

  • @NyckeiXXIV
    @NyckeiXXIV Місяць тому +18

    The writers were in their BAG with DA:I. Funny, solemn, genuine party banter with nuggets of their pasts and the plot. It was GOTY for a REASON.

  • @Dylan_M753
    @Dylan_M753 8 років тому +482

    “I like the stories where the villain was the man beside you the whole time.”

  • @monorope8620
    @monorope8620 8 років тому +305

    blackwall to Cole: "ask varric, he seems to have adopted you" HAHAHAHAHA!!

    • @rokkfel4999
      @rokkfel4999 5 років тому +8

      Im just imagining that cole is varrics heir to kirkwall ahhh awesome

  • @lukesguywalker
    @lukesguywalker 8 років тому +631

    I really like Dorian's laughter. It's infectious.

    • @PlanetLovingMom
      @PlanetLovingMom 5 років тому +12

      It's beautiful! Makes me feel warm and fuzzy 😁💞

    • @urbanbang5513
      @urbanbang5513 4 роки тому +3

      More Blackwall for me.

  • @WitchesDomain
    @WitchesDomain 3 роки тому +347

    I love that Cassandra usually thanks Cole for most of the things he says, I find it so sweet and wholesome

  • @bradley8867
    @bradley8867 8 років тому +337

    party banter, is the coolest part about BioWare games

    • @windguid
      @windguid 8 років тому +22

      agreed, it makes the game feel more alive, and surprisingly increases lore for us Lore Seekers.

    • @sonic26000
      @sonic26000 8 років тому +13

      I'm glad there are more video game developers that remember that your party members are people who can form their own opinions about the world around them.
      If you'd like a recommendation on another series with party banter, you should try the Tales of series. Their version of banter takes the form of these "skits" that play conversations while using animated portraits. Tales of Vesperia has hundreds of them!

    • @windguid
      @windguid 8 років тому +3

      Sonic260 Agreed, my first Tales of game I played was Tales of Symphonia. Its such a great game.

  • @helloyesiammillie
    @helloyesiammillie 6 років тому +1899

    “Only anime girls can be cinnamon rolls.”
    Cole: Hold my hat. Actually, please give it back.

    • @rokkfel4999
      @rokkfel4999 5 років тому +41

      Actually do you need a hat i can help you with that(then proceeds to fix his life and show him that his father did truly love him(not cole the person he is helping)

    • @schleepy6362
      @schleepy6362 4 роки тому +70

      "Actually, please give it back." So accurate. So wholesome c:

    • @lakynpayne6476
      @lakynpayne6476 3 роки тому +18

      Cole is literally a BEAAAAANNNNNN

    • @medallionvaliance5349
      @medallionvaliance5349 3 роки тому +5

      This comment is fucking genius XD

    • @AMETHYST21897
      @AMETHYST21897 2 роки тому

      Cullen is my favorite cinnamon roll, even if he is just one of the advisors

  • @marionmaier7801
    @marionmaier7801 Рік тому +150

    When Cole explains the Joke to Sera he says "Cullen explains it better".
    Does that mean Cullen regularly explains things to Cole? Just jokes or other things too?
    Either way, the mental image is incredibly cute

  • @buggowuggo8113
    @buggowuggo8113 5 років тому +966

    Sera: *says any word*
    Cole:
    A n e w n a m e
    A n e w n a t u r e

    • @jayce1850
      @jayce1850 4 роки тому +75

      Our spirit boy is just fascinated with the concept of nicknames.

    • @SusanaCanales1
      @SusanaCanales1 3 роки тому +49

      Lol it really shows Sera’s creativity. and I love that she eventually stopped being pissy about it and kept throwing out nicknames

    • @imperialcityguard1756
      @imperialcityguard1756 3 роки тому +24

      a n e w n a m e a n e w n a t u r e
      a n e w h a n d t o u c h e s t h e b e a c o n

    • @blankspace8800
      @blankspace8800 3 роки тому +8

      @@imperialcityguard1756 They have the same annoying energy going on. Good catch.

    • @glowhoo9226
      @glowhoo9226 3 роки тому +3

      @@imperialcityguard1756 NO

  • @Ghost337fly
    @Ghost337fly 8 років тому +477

    "It wont hurt me, its friendly fire" 5 minutes into the video and i am just.....done already XD

    • @thefinalsin47
      @thefinalsin47 8 років тому +13

      that's what got me too

    • @sanablue
      @sanablue 8 років тому +6

      Dorian and Cole banter is best!! I love it!

    • @S117M4sterChief
      @S117M4sterChief 6 років тому

      Cole is already the Deadpool of DA.

  • @FatBestialSwan
    @FatBestialSwan 9 років тому +422

    Cole makes me feel things. I can only imagine what an emotional wreck I would be if he actually existed.

    • @fearanger1
      @fearanger1 9 років тому +40

      +FatBestialSwan I would just squee and melt to the floor every time he does something. Just anything. X3

    • @madhouse2594
      @madhouse2594 5 років тому

      @@fearanger1 Even if he kills someone?

    • @rokkfel4999
      @rokkfel4999 5 років тому

      @@madhouse2594 well..he tends to only kill people who deserve it sooo

    • @madhouse2594
      @madhouse2594 5 років тому

      @@rokkfel4999 The mages in the white spire

    • @skunkmunky2643
      @skunkmunky2643 5 років тому +2

      The fact that he doesn’t exist makes me want to be a wreck

  • @dontbesckmindedLOL
    @dontbesckmindedLOL 8 років тому +564

    inquisition road trip.
    varric truly is the heart of the team.

    • @kingquan3826
      @kingquan3826 8 років тому +14

      Weird cause no one ever uses him

    • @Blind_Dragoon
      @Blind_Dragoon 8 років тому +31

      Damn right, Varric, Iron Bull and Dorian are great as a team.

    • @kingquan3826
      @kingquan3826 8 років тому +5

      *Iron bull, sera and Dorian
      Fuck varric

    • @vinnythewebsurfer
      @vinnythewebsurfer 8 років тому +13

      I love them all. Skryim had the best traveling but the camaraderie is so unique in Dragon Age, even for an RPG.

    • @TheMysteriouswatcher
      @TheMysteriouswatcher 8 років тому +1

      +imAChristian I mean his character is amazing but stats wise he sucks since he can't use crafted bows and the Artficier tree is the weakest of the three rogue specializations.

  • @localinfantkicker
    @localinfantkicker 5 років тому +3687

    Cole 👏 fought 👏 a 👏 rat 👏 for 👏 Cassandra's 👏 locket 👏

  • @phkun4435
    @phkun4435 5 років тому +315

    "He wishes he didn't meant it" about what Dorian's father told him. That hit deep my guys

  • @mlj3347
    @mlj3347 2 роки тому +254

    Sometimes a family is just the Inquisitor, the Dread Wolf, and their assassin spirit man child.

    • @HopeK4067
      @HopeK4067 5 місяців тому +3

      Literally my entire game it was Solas, Cole, Verric and I against the world 😂

  • @MrJpc1234
    @MrJpc1234 8 років тому +882

    viviene: you lack proper magical training
    solas: no im only an elven god born in a civilasation where everything was done with magic ruled by mages strong enough to be considered gods whom i lead a rebellion against and whose civilisation i shattered leading to the the creation of the fade and the moxern world
    vivienne: yeah but u didnt learn how to do it in the circle

    • @afgusti4269
      @afgusti4269 5 років тому +109

      vivienne: Did the ancient elves also dressed like hobbos?

    • @Nachovyx
      @Nachovyx 5 років тому +3

      Best comment ever

    • @17Watman
      @17Watman 5 років тому +15

      Viv is a bitch

    • @LovelyQyla
      @LovelyQyla 4 роки тому +3

      Slow clap

    • @skygardenescape
      @skygardenescape 4 роки тому +1

      Best comment ever💚💜

  • @luizpaulonm
    @luizpaulonm 4 роки тому +812

    I love everything about Cole and I am flabbergasted with how much full of soul his dialogues are, and with his beautiful voice acting. They genuinely gave a body, a face and a voice and made Compassion, a concept, into a living being. This talent IS Bioware. It kills me to see how everything EA touches ends up rotting away, but I hope Bioware finds itself again.

    • @PlanetLovingMom
      @PlanetLovingMom 4 роки тому +56

      I read somewhere Cole was written based on how a person in the autism spectrum would act. Or something like that. It makes sense, though! But yes, I think he is one of the best, if not THE best, written character in Inquisition. I love him 😍

    • @acephas3
      @acephas3 3 роки тому +7

      It won’t. EA’s rot is permanent.

    • @ashkhri
      @ashkhri 2 роки тому +7

      @@PlanetLovingMom omg i thought i was the only one who thought that, and i thought i was reaching.

    • @DeltaSilver88
      @DeltaSilver88 2 роки тому

      @@PlanetLovingMom That makes sense. I'm an Aspie myself and nothing like Cole, but some people with proper autism can get like this (Joe from The A Word is a great fictional example).

    • @megasauruss
      @megasauruss 2 роки тому

      @@PlanetLovingMom hes definitely autistic coded yes, speaking as an autistic person myself!

  • @erickremers3986
    @erickremers3986 5 років тому +345

    The wooden duck made me cry. Cole wanted to give Dorian one of his toys from his childhood back! :')

  • @AncientAnt3y
    @AncientAnt3y 6 років тому +1345

    00:00 - Dorian/Cole, 07:57 - Dorian/Varric, 16:06 - Dorian/Iron Bull, 24:08 - Dorian/Cassandra, 32:12 - Dorian/Solas, 38:17 - Dorian/Vivienne, 46:24 - Dorian/Sera, 55:51 - Dorian/Blackwall, 01:03:25 - Cole/Varric, 01:09:38 - Cole/Iron Bull, 01:20:28 - Cole/Cassandra, 01:32:38 - Cole/Solas, 01:43:49 - Cole/Vivienne, 01:52:54 - Cole/Sera, 01:58:50 - Cole/Blackwall, 02:08:43 - Varric/Iron Bull, 02:17:51 - Varric/Cassandra, 02:32:28 - Varric/Solas, 02:41:43 - Varric/Vivienne, 02:48:00 - Varric/Sera, 02:55:42 - Varric/Blackwall, 03:03:32 - Iron Bull/Cassandra, 03:12:30 - Iron Bull/Solas, 03:23:51 - Iron Bull/Vivienne, 03:34:44 - Iron Bull/Sera, 03:45:54 - Iron Bull/Blackwall, 03:53:36 - Cassandra/Solas, 04:07:22 - Cassandra/Vivienne, 04:17:48 - Cassandra/Sera, 04:30:16 - Cassandra/Blackwall, 04:39:18 - Solas/Vivienne, 04:48:30 - Solas/Sera, 04:56:22 - Solas/Blackwall, 05:05:00 - Vivienne/Sera, 05:12:26 - Vivienne/Blackwall, 05:18:51 - Sera/Blackwall, 05:28:32 -

    • @PongoLikesBananas
      @PongoLikesBananas 5 років тому +57

      SharpNo2Pencil doing the lords work

    • @yingsnb
      @yingsnb 5 років тому +41

      @@PongoLikesBananas its in the description as well lol

    • @fxsantazo
      @fxsantazo 5 років тому +3

      Thanks

    • @baronvonjo1929
      @baronvonjo1929 5 років тому +6

      This probably took 5 or more minutes. Thanks

    • @aimee3108
      @aimee3108 5 років тому +34

      People like you are the backbone of society

  • @johnmclellan2257
    @johnmclellan2257 5 років тому +551

    Cole talking about the Tamassran's thoughts when Bull leaves the Qun are really eye opening. She was happy he escaped. There's waaay more dissent in Par Vollen than the Qunari let on.

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 4 роки тому +80

      I guess she didn't want his spirit to be broken down into another lump for the Qun. hence why I never kill the Chargers.

    • @lewismartin3430
      @lewismartin3430 3 роки тому +24

      @@JnEricsonx spoilers for trespasser
      i always leave the chargers alive because i can't bring myself to kill him in trespasser

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 3 роки тому +19

      @@lewismartin3430 Likewise. I always meta-view it a my characters don't trust the Qunari as is, and getting Bull to side more with his new home, and the Chargers as his family, is the better way.

    • @lewismartin3430
      @lewismartin3430 3 роки тому

      @@JnEricsonx fair enough

    • @lordzetheron1904
      @lordzetheron1904 3 роки тому +21

      @@lewismartin3430 Spoilers
      I did once, was awful. I regretted it once he busted in. Was not worth anything. I cried for a solid 20 minutes...romancing him was the worst idea too,

  • @smorch9322
    @smorch9322 5 років тому +382

    Blackwall: “They say your family nearly drove the dragons into extinction. Shame, that. Majestic beasts.”
    Cassandra: “Majestic? Say that after you see a pile of dragon sh*t bigger than your house.”

    • @aubreyhuff46
      @aubreyhuff46 4 роки тому +68

      Yeah. Often missed fantasy stuff, how big is x creatures shit. How scary would that be? Imagine being a farmer and walking out to your field, only to look up and see a black figure in the sky flying by and then seconds later a pile of shit the size of your house lands on you like bird shit.

    • @Dragonsmagic2011
      @Dragonsmagic2011 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah I was eating dinner and literally almost choked on this 1. By the Maker!

    • @aubreyhuff46
      @aubreyhuff46 3 роки тому

      @Sinochu depends on which fantasy you're in

    • @spacejesus6581
      @spacejesus6581 2 роки тому

      @@aubreyhuff46 you would literally drown in shit

    • @aubreyhuff46
      @aubreyhuff46 2 роки тому

      @@spacejesus6581 I think the lump falling on you would kill you.

  • @loveunit21
    @loveunit21 8 років тому +522

    Makes me sad that I barely hear banter... There are so many quality banter to be heard damnit!

    • @loveunit21
      @loveunit21 8 років тому +33

      ***** I barely use mount and still rarely hear them. Don't know if it's the banter glitch or just the game's design :(

    • @loveunit21
      @loveunit21 8 років тому

      ***** Same here :p

    • @nicbeerens6377
      @nicbeerens6377 8 років тому +17

      +Loveunit go to the journal entries > finished quests and make sure you go through all of the entries, don't leave anything unread (= the ones left with a golden mark). That should trigger the banter again. :)

    • @loveunit21
      @loveunit21 8 років тому +19

      ***** Been doing that constantly, I do get banter, but it's not as often as it used to be in the previous games. It triggers quite often in the beginning, when it was only Solas, Varric and Cassandra as party members, but after Val Royeaux it began to feel rare.

    • @kathrynenewton7277
      @kathrynenewton7277 8 років тому +20

      I am so frustrated when I play because I want to hear the banter and very rarely do they speak!

  • @Greycatsister
    @Greycatsister 5 років тому +525

    Iron Bull: “Sera, I had a thought. The next time we run into a line of enemies, I’ll pick you up and throw you.
    Sera: “Get off.”
    Bull: “No, this could work. I loft you over the front ranks, you land behind them to flank- mayhem ensues.”
    Sera: “I can’t fly, you daft tit!”
    Bull: “Think of the mayhem, Sera. MAYHEM!”

    • @Chirpysemperboy
      @Chirpysemperboy 4 роки тому +45

      I thought Sera would have gone for that one, based on how nuts it is. Just crazy enough to work.

    • @Greycatsister
      @Greycatsister 4 роки тому +28

      @@Chirpysemperboy I know, right? I always loved that Sera was just sane enough in her craziness to be pretty dang unpredictable sometimes.

    • @aubreyhuff46
      @aubreyhuff46 4 роки тому +33

      Harding: "Mayhem!"
      Bull: "Maaayheeem!"

    • @Greycatsister
      @Greycatsister 4 роки тому +17

      @@aubreyhuff46 Scout Harding was such a good character. Loved that they gave her more screen time in Jaws of Hakkon.

    • @aubreyhuff46
      @aubreyhuff46 4 роки тому +3

      @@Greycatsister yeah. She is funny

  • @RopeDrink
    @RopeDrink 10 років тому +946

    I could listen to Cole all day - His banter with almost every other character fleshes them out so subtly. Special tip of Cole's hat to Solas/Cole, Vivienne/Cole, Dorian/Cole, Blackwall/Cole.
    Especially making Dorian cry at 2:00

    • @ninninin656
      @ninninin656 10 років тому +126

      Dorian-Cole is absolutely amazing! In fact, all of Dorian's banter is wonderful, his VA is so masterful. I LOVE Solas/Dorian, how they geek out over the Fade together, lol.

    • @Overlord0011
      @Overlord0011 10 років тому +90

      I like it when he makes references on different series when you go to talk to him in the tavern.
      "He teaches them to fight with a secret flaw, part of a glorious strategy."-Jade Empire
      "He was their enemy the whole time, but she made him forget, so he could change."-Knights of the Old Republic
      "There is no other man. He becomes the other man to do the things he can't."-Fight Club
      "He didn't kill his father. He was his father."-Star Wars
      "He was dead the whole time, he didn't know."-The Sixth Sense
      "They don't know, but it's made of people."-Soylent Green

    • @krisburgess2663
      @krisburgess2663 10 років тому +9

      Overlord0011 i loved the soylent green reference, i wasn't expecting it and i think i laughed for an hour. The fight club one didn't click and it should have.

    • @NU121493255
      @NU121493255 10 років тому +19

      Overlord0011 ""There is no other man. He becomes the other man to do the things he can't."-Fight Club" I always though he was talking about Blackwall there.

    • @Overlord0011
      @Overlord0011 10 років тому +27

      NU121493255
      Nah, if you listen to the banter, you hear how *SPOILERS!* Cole never considered Blackwall as being Rainier, but as the one that killed Rainier.

  • @IamYourKingScarz
    @IamYourKingScarz Місяць тому +21

    The conversations with Cole and Solas make so much more sense and are deep after playing Veilguard

  • @ginew07
    @ginew07 6 років тому +431

    “Iron Bull, how do your people put on shirts?” THANK YOU SOLAS

    • @eddieowen2122
      @eddieowen2122 4 роки тому +22

      The horns are detachable, duh.

    • @wolfspider2034
      @wolfspider2034 4 роки тому +10

      Button ups I guess

    • @lewismartin3430
      @lewismartin3430 3 роки тому +8

      @@eddieowen2122 that is the most cursed image I've ever imagined.

  • @fable23
    @fable23 9 років тому +685

    All this has done is convince me that Cole is the best video game character of all time.

    • @TheAzuregreen
      @TheAzuregreen 9 років тому +8

      +congokong87 this banter convo happened just after cole became human, first thing that popped into my mind was "Let the emotion out cole let it out"

    • @Dudeman162
      @Dudeman162 9 років тому +1

      +congokong87 He was referring to what Vivienne thought of Morrigan

    • @captainmorgs4672
      @captainmorgs4672 8 років тому +1

      +Iluvatar Erú or it shows just how smart they are. While I admit The Witness isn't as grand scale as some claim I think you underestimate Undertale a bit. I might be biased cause I love mediums that break the fourth wall but Undertale was inspired by one of the most respected RPGs of all time, Earthbound. It changed up the combat system to fit the universe and even broke it's own rules to show it's unique side. Hate it all you want but do not say the game is nothing but meme infestation when it is less filled with pop culture references than what inspired it. Not to mention the soundtrack is so damn good. The game had one creator who did the story, drew some characters and wrote all the music with little help. That is dedication and it did it's intended job.

    • @captainmorgs4672
      @captainmorgs4672 8 років тому +1

      ***** First off the word is spelled metaphors not metaphores. If you are going to insult one of the most effective literary devices out there then at least spell it correctly. Secondly learn how to actually make a point cause you jumbled a bunch of crap to try and defend your opinion. Learn the definition of metaphor before insulting it. The word means a comparison without using the words like or as. What you claimed they were spouting as metaphors were in fact memes which if we look through the history of gaming the memes inspired shows the game made an impact. I mean Skyrim revolutionized dragons in combat for RPGs yet we also earned the arrow to the knee meme. So sure the game has a few memes like you're going to have a bad time. Does that detract from the game? No. What I'd love to know is why you think the fact the community has in jokes makes it a bad game. Portal has the cake is a lie and yet that game is hard for a lot of people who don't do great with puzzles but also provides witty NPC banter. So Toby Fox is the devil for making a good game that is fun to a lot of people? Wow I thought the point of games was to make you enjoy yourself and on occasion think. Undertale and Portal both display this. Portal makes you think outside the box to solve problems while Undertale makes you question RPG logic where most RPGs always have you killing the enemies to get better. Undertale makes you think about why we have that system and goes against the mold by giving you alternatives. It took a genre and gave it a concept that will affect the rest of that genre for years to come. If anything Toby Fox did he made people think. And that is what a good game should do. Make the gamer think about a concept or idea. Sorry but dude you need to learn about what makes a good game. Have your opinion but don't defend it so poorly and stay on point when you do try.

    • @captainmorgs4672
      @captainmorgs4672 8 років тому +3

      ***** I love how you assume that I think memes are culturally enriching when I never implied that at all. I said they came out of games people consider groundbreaking. While Undertale was not the first to do what it did it brought the genre back to the playing field. People do enjoy games like it, Earthbound or Mother 3. Please ask any gamer with any cred within JRPG or western RPG realms and tell me they have not played Earthbound or at least know of it's historical significance in gaming. Toby Fox made a spiritual successor of sorts with a rather compelling story to it. When a game makes you feel like a total asshole for killing anything within it(minus Flowey cause hey he's a dick and everyone knows it) you know you did a good job.Oh yes because you are such a cultured snob to think anything not made before 2000 was any good. Gonna go cry about how today's gamers are all generalized as idiots? Sorry but dude I've been gaming since the 90's and I know a thing or two about what is good and what isn't. Also Skyrim's dragons though rather easy to fight as you leveled(except maybe the DLC dragon types for awhile) were revolutionary into making the ones in later RPGs what they are today. Sure it wasn't perfect but it stepped up the bar for the creature being an enemy on screen. Please actually give me real reasons as to why today's gamers are stupid because you haven't once proven that point or given me any real reason that games like Undertale are bad. I can accept hate for a game I love but will never understand blind rage over something without even bothering to try and realize why people like it. There are reasons Skyrim has lasted and is still having mods made for additional content and fun skins for things done all the time. Good games last while others fade away. But by all means explain yourself. Bet you are just another fake hipster gamer who doesn't know a thing about the history of video games.

  • @catholonelbridget1072
    @catholonelbridget1072 8 років тому +633

    "PLEASE SPEAK UP! I CANNOT HEAR YOU OVER YOUR OUTFIT!"
    I'm dead😂😂💀💀

    • @Alice_IG
      @Alice_IG 5 років тому

      Wait what time

    • @snailinnea
      @snailinnea 5 років тому

      @@Alice_IG 37:29

    • @Alice_IG
      @Alice_IG 5 років тому +1

      @@snailinnea thank you

  • @carlospomares3225
    @carlospomares3225 2 роки тому +146

    Blackwall: "Hay, Cole! Say something interesting."
    Cole: "Something interesting"
    Blackwall: "Yes, I deserve that one"

  • @brutechieftain9321
    @brutechieftain9321 8 років тому +91

    Solas to Vivienne: Enchanter, any Pride Demon you met would just walk away, shaking it's head and laughing uncontrollably.
    Ha!

  • @206Zelda
    @206Zelda 9 років тому +197

    Cole: "But you hate demons."
    Iron Bull: "Listen, Cole; you might be a weird, squirrely kid, but you're MY weird, squirrely kid."
    I'm beginning to believe that what Jason Nakao said was not only spot-on, but reflects almost a Sten-sort of distanced, but lovable, persona--
    Ooooooh, right, Qunari! This just got better!

    • @Haley123ful
      @Haley123ful 7 років тому +4

      206Zelda honestly when bull said "but your My weird squirly kid" I started crying

  • @IamWalkingDead1
    @IamWalkingDead1 9 років тому +415

    Solas and Vivienne... Masters of passive aggressiveness.

  • @MsFeyCreature
    @MsFeyCreature 4 роки тому +234

    Sera shouting "Two of you doesn't make this normal!" After Solas and Dorian spent several lines nerding out about magic nearly killed me.

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww Рік тому

      the ignorant elven chav scared of people smarter than her a.k.a everyone

  • @SleepyReaper75
    @SleepyReaper75 10 років тому +537

    Jesus Christ....
    Cole is so amazing with everyone.
    He just wants to help.

    • @luf4rall
      @luf4rall 10 років тому +60

      cole is like a child in many ways.

    • @SleepyReaper75
      @SleepyReaper75 10 років тому +60

      Says the fucking brony
      Of course you idiots wouldn't like Cole.

    • @AccasTheGreat
      @AccasTheGreat 10 років тому +15

      Jetstream Sam Woah calm down there mate.

    • @Sc4rletAss4ssin
      @Sc4rletAss4ssin 10 років тому +16

      He's wonderful !! Love him

    • @kingseeker_nicc17
      @kingseeker_nicc17 10 років тому +6

      Right! If Cole was here in real life I'd be best friends with him. Then again he'd be everyone's best friend.

  • @xYourssTrulyy
    @xYourssTrulyy 8 років тому +146

    I JUST realized that Cole is talking about Merrill with the "If you don't get some sunshine you'll wilt" thing when Varric asks him how he is. ughhh I love listening to Cole and picking apart everything he says, I swear there are always more little references to find :P

  • @RATHORAGE
    @RATHORAGE 8 років тому +265

    Bull: "I see all that time alone has given you a firm grip."
    BULL!!! HAHAHA

    • @okami_eddy
      @okami_eddy 8 років тому +45

      "Hey... don't Top from the Bottom."

  • @calebgoodman2076
    @calebgoodman2076 5 років тому +396

    Cole: That won’t hurt me. It’s friendly fire!”
    Me: Turns off friendly fire to protect best ghost boy.

    • @spartanq7781
      @spartanq7781 5 років тому +36

      Cole casually breaking the 4th wall.

    • @sagetheperson3295
      @sagetheperson3295 4 роки тому +1

      Do you knwo the time stamp? Or at least who HES talking yo

    • @vroknyr4592
      @vroknyr4592 4 роки тому +4

      @@sagetheperson3295 if I'm not mistaken he was talking to dorian

  • @LazerTrout
    @LazerTrout 9 років тому +156

    Varric: In that story of yours, the fisherman watching the stars, dying alone.. You thought he gave up, right?
    Solas: Yes..?
    Varric: But he went on living! He lost everyone but he still got up every morning, he made a life. Even if it was alone. That's the world; everything you build it tears down, everything you got it takes, and it's gone forever. The only choices you get are to lie down and die or keep going. He kept going. That's as close to beating the world as anyone gets.
    Varric... That's awesome. He literally is one of the best characters in gaming. For all the knowledge Solas has, Varric is the true legend here. To some, he may seem simple. But honestly, that is one of the reasons why he is such a deep character. He understands life, and thus doesn't require so much complexion.
    I shall love him forever!

    • @ZarajBlackblade
      @ZarajBlackblade 6 років тому +29

      TRESPASSER SPOILERS:
      Given that the story is more or less about Solas himself (as he lost "his family and tribe" when he destroyed the "elven world" by creating the fade), Varric's comment becomes interesting. Solas, as revealed by the Fade mission, fears dying alone. For him not to try and restore the fade as it once was by tearing the Veil apart as he plans to do in trespasser is to give up and die.
      But as "intellectual" as Solas is, Varric is the one with the actual wisdom; nothing lasts forever but the certainty of change. But Solas will keep clinging to the past, and it will likely be his undoing.

    • @AncientAnt3y
      @AncientAnt3y 6 років тому +3

      ZaZaCobra an eternity of lifetimes doesn’t equate to Varrics thirty odd years

    • @cairrean2412
      @cairrean2412 6 років тому +1

      Except that a good portion of the "eternity of lifetimes" was spent asleep. So that doesn't make as much of a difference as you think it does.

  • @LadyMossdown
    @LadyMossdown 9 років тому +255

    Cole is a beautiful cinnamon roll too good for this world, too pure

    • @fearanger1
      @fearanger1 9 років тому +5

      +Angel of the Fall I've seen him referred to as a cinnamon roll two times already. Why? Whatever it means, I agree wholeheartedly. X3

    • @stephentrout7879
      @stephentrout7879 8 років тому

      +Joshua Giordano hmm swiss roll, belgian swiss roll, covered in icing.

    • @joshlisko3333
      @joshlisko3333 6 років тому +5

      Well he is the literal personification of compassion and kindess

    • @MsCunningLinguistic
      @MsCunningLinguistic 6 років тому +1

      "Is that... good?"

    • @S117M4sterChief
      @S117M4sterChief 6 років тому

      Mossy He’s cute too...

  • @ToriJP
    @ToriJP 10 років тому +207

    I love how Bull and Solas get annoyed at Sera for stealing their kills.

    • @nitehawk86
      @nitehawk86 10 років тому +131

      IT would be funny if the Inquisitor could chip in with "Calm down. It's party EXP, guys."

    • @ToriJP
      @ToriJP 10 років тому +3

      nitehawk86 Yeah!

    • @olivia2770
      @olivia2770 5 років тому +5

      Now iron bull knows how I feel when he chains them away from me just about when I kill them

  • @syddles90
    @syddles90 3 роки тому +146

    “You keep hurting because you think hurting is who you are, why would you do that?”
    The way dorians voice breaks when he asked him to stop 😭

  • @coolgirl1744
    @coolgirl1744 8 років тому +500

    all those sexual innuendos between bull and dorian... LMAO IM DEAD...

    • @PlanetLovingMom
      @PlanetLovingMom 5 років тому +12

      I love it! 😁
      And Sera's comment about it 🤣

    • @MandalorianRevan
      @MandalorianRevan 4 роки тому +3

      "I'm not sure what's worse, the imagery or the accuracy."

  • @rayn0577
    @rayn0577 2 роки тому +62

    I love that since neither Varric nor Blackwall want to talk about themselves, they start talking about sports. Classic dad behavior.

  • @kodajolly2655
    @kodajolly2655 9 років тому +173

    I love Solas giving Sera instructions on how to be a rebel against the Man...where on earth did he ever learn about that.

    • @TheAzuregreen
      @TheAzuregreen 9 років тому +12

      +Koda Jolly I wonder...........

    • @Fat_Panda_Gamer
      @Fat_Panda_Gamer 9 років тому +26

      +Koda Jolly After finishing the Trespasser DLC, I wish I didn't know.

    • @AngelCakes1997
      @AngelCakes1997 8 років тому +63

      Solas be like "you're such a scrub Sera. Allow me to teach you the technique of 'getting gud'."

    • @kristsnyd4640
      @kristsnyd4640 8 років тому +3

      +Ethan Stansmore Solas is a pompous sun bro

  • @joshuabroekema6416
    @joshuabroekema6416 5 місяців тому +14

    Crazy that BioWare wrote, programmed, and coordinated the voice acting for 5 1/2 hours of banter that you’ll likely miss the majority of. The banter and its companions are easily the best part of the game. Props, BioWare. This video made me love the game so much more