@@Tasspyboi Yeah he knew he was underprepared since they were making him go in. He even asked if he could at least have a gun as protection, and was given a flashlight.
Guy in horror movie gets killed by the Killer Cinema summary that is good because the main protagonist was the killer and the killer with the protagonist
"Everyone knows the rule of thumb to go left when you're in an unknown place, so going right will make sure the killer will be thoroughly surprised giving you atleast an extra 1.1473 seconds. Remember to send your friend first, better them than you." Love this channel
@@coopdog1220 but still, even if he was the owner, where are all the routine checks, he needs to declare earnings, set up safety measures by placing fire hydrants or renovating the building, have a resume of all the staff that works in the club, keep track of sellable products that come throgh shipments etc. If you are running a business you can't even afford to not tax a bottle of cola, not to mention about this supernatural death trap stuff
"He bled at a dangerous angle, so if he managed to survive the attack, there was a likely chance he could slip and fall, causing slowness and more possible injuries. Next, he could have easily countered the killer by spinning against a wall,which would slam the killer into the wall, successfully stunning him for a brief second. Then you could proceed trigger a trap on the killer, effectively wounding or killing him."
Guy: literally breathes Cinema summary: Pause, he's made a vital mistake, breathing will let the collector know you're there. Instead, I would stab a straw into my trachea.
Imagine being in the apocalypse and when your group is trying to find out what to do you just smugly stand up and say to everyone “Don’t worry. I’ve watched Cinema Summary.”
@Shimohira Reika True true you shouldn’t say that or else people would think that this girl is fucking crazy and get them out of the group you want to take control of the group or act as a leader because nobody was saying to dispose of you or sacrifice you because you are the only person leading them and being useful
I would trust that man WITH MY LIFE also I would be a asset as I'm a amateur MacGyver not to mention tool hoarder duct tape worshiper and sworn disciple of Mythbusters and dual survival
Arkin is literally one of the greatest marksmen on the entire planet with the shot. He managed to hit a man from 50 yards away during an extremely stressful with a single shot from a revolver that isn’t suited for that range at night with a fan blocking at least some of his visibility. He is probably better than most Olympic shooters are.
this whole video feels like "If I was a character in this movie i wouldn't panic and i would of escaped out every situation :///" but i watched it anyway
After binging this guy, I definitely am 😂 every death scenario, I'll have this guys narrative in my brain telling me what to do. My only hope is if I were in that scenario, he's with me 😭
Ay that point it’s not even geometry but fast reaction in life or death situations with common sense. He just complicated things by mentioning geometry lmao
10:45, when the collector checks the top, he just gets his head there, his eyes are unprotected and we could seriously hurt him, even just pushing it into his eye would incapasitate the collector, it's very risky but a risk that we should take.
"I'm a claustrophobe" You're pretty confident in your theoretical ability to beat all of these convoluted death games/traps with a phobia that would leave you paralyzed in half of them.
What is he supposed to consider all possible phobias and fears? Lol "If you have one leg, you can still do this trap!" "If you're afraid of the number 13 all you have to do is cover your left eye!" "If you are in a wheelchair, you can roll to the left side of the room where there is more space to balance your wheelchair." He's literally just explaining ways to beat traps in a MOVIE you're lowkey taking this too literally lol.
The Collector that should be a Dark Woods trader because the collector collects things obviously if you've never played dark woods so you're going to be an absolute fear it's like Dark Souls but horror bird's eye view you have like limited sightlines there are these cones like looks like light that's your eyes clearly the most accurate representation of a human eye and if you don't face the right way you might just see stuff moving randomly like I mean you could still see but you can't see the enemy so yeah Got to Be watchful you're going to be in absolute fear and also in awe with the art style they picked with Birds Eye View and then when you get close it's so detailed everything is so detailed animated so creepy to the people who sell you items that can help you the people are extremely weird you can interact with them that you can even kill one of them by choosing something I don't know
Can we just take a second to appreciate the No, U Arkin does to The Collector at the end of the movie? Man strait a kidnaps the Collector using his own box, like holy crap
asocial would be the better term, antisocial personality disorder is basically another term for sociopathy.. not saying that sociopath = evil, but it's definitely something else than not liking to be around people
Really? That’s your response to him? Saying that they doesn’t get many views or subscribers and that they are now a “dead channel” Seriously just shut up. At least they are making videos for other people’s enjoyment
Also does anybody else watch these videos to ease their anxiety? My brain loves to tell me that either myself or my friends will end up in these situations so to have an idea of what way to think or act backs it off
One of the things I like about this movie is that the protagonists are just as skilled as the antagonist the power scale is not heavily weighted one way or the other
Being a random guy that collects bugs and can somehow afford to rent and booby trap an entire nightclub is like those couples on HGTV that are public school teachers and have a $1.5m budget
Person: *blinks” *click* “Okay, this is a huge mistake. When you blink, you make way too much noise. Instead, I would staple my eyes open and use my friends’ bones to slash my eyelids off. I know, it sounds cold blooded, and that’s because it is. Even if the killer isn’t able to see me, I can’t let anything give me away. If we blink, we should expect the killer to hear us from that room on the floor below us where he is murdering a screaming victim.
I read a Doctor Who graphic novel where a guy sewed his eyes open so he would survive the Weeping Angels. So um yeah....blinking can be deadly. XD (it's called The Weeping Angels of Mons)
@@Mo_Real_Official first of all, you don't even know if this dude got it from tiktok or not cause i remember the first person to said this meme id from yt and after that tiktoker start to do it. So yeah, if you Gon hate then leave
The exact same thing would happen to CS. Hindsight is 20/20, there is no way someone thrown into a life or death situation like this would be able the think that clearly and quickly. Its easy to have the "perfect plan" after hours of research and planning.
Yeah! Everyone talks big game, and it's really hard to keep a level head. When I get in a dangerous situation, the only thing that allows me to keep a "level head" is shock (as in the emotion) or the will to keep others safe. In a storm, the best thing to do is try to make sure no one panics- crack jokes, tell good stories, but also sprinkle in good info so they remember it and can fend for themselves in the unfortunate situation where you die or get separated. But, storms are not assault or murder situations, and I can say that your brain absolutely shuts down in an assault situation.
@@joltran3276 I think he meant the collector became a part of the collection because in the end of the video you can see him getting pushed into one of his collection boxes.
Honestly, Cinema Summary is that one guy that just CAN’T die in a Horror movie because he’s too smart! And if he does die, it was anybody’s fault but his own!
Honestly this movie is gonna help my Saw fix because I need more movies like the Saw movies. They terrify me though so idk why I keep watching movies like this
Box: Exists CinemaSumary: Okay, this looks like a plywood board chest with leather straps thats already deterirating, i would be looking for cracks and holes in the box, however, punching ylur way out, as the collector me be attracted by the sounds.
He was in a fire proof suit. He knew his way around the building. So of course he would survive. Not to mention that all he had to was roll of the bodies and get the fire off of him .which fire takes a while to kill you. So very easily. I would have survived it with minor burns
I am Asian and yes I figured that out how could I not as they said they could have saved him so he some how could have saved himself and it ain’t real life so he could have done something
Me: having a panic attack, cinema summary: uploads Me: maybe I’ll take a break from being sad But for real you are really awesome, thanks, I know it’s cliche but your vids are really awesome, keep it up
Good. That means that only the best a brightest will be left alive to pass on their intellectually selected genes. The world needs a culling of defective genes anyway.
if I was in the movie Me: *first to die* the other people I was working with: Didn’t she say she was gonna die first? yeah. she was right Me in spectator mode: Good, you remembered
They made a mistake by infiltrating the hideout ill prepared. None of them appear to be wearing body armor, which is the first thing I would bring to such a mission. Furthermore, I also would prioritize the thief's life much more, since he has could have critical information to share. He should travel in the center of the group. Also they didn't appear to perform any initial survey on the outside of the building, which could have yielded potential clues on its layout.
The thief, Arkin, doesn't go into the deathtrap by choice. He was told that all he needs to do is lead them to the hideout and that's it, but once they got there the mercs forced him to enter the building with them.
I've been watching these how to survive (random movie) and at first I thought to myself "great now I'm always gunna be anxious that this will happen to me" but now I've realised, this guy is telling me how to survive it, I'm good
@Gold Rose Then what are you gonna do? its better to get sick from the bacteria in your foot while walking barefoot than keeping your shoes for comfort and eventually dying
@Gold Rose Then what are you gonna do? its better to get sick from the bacteria in your foot while walking barefoot than keeping your shoes for comfort and eventually dying
This is why I watch this channel, if ever put into one of these situations and I’ve watched this channel long enough, I could survive if using tactical thinking. If surviving and I know someone I know is about to go through this, I’d help them
Imagine you’re in a horror movie situation and you’re like “Don’t worry, I’ve watched Cinema Summary!” But the killer has also watched Cinema Summary Edit: I took away my previous edits because they were cringy
wtf this is kinda bothering me now, most ppl here watch these for fun and think what they'd do if they were victms... but what if there's 'villains' here too...
right!?!? like the flaming barrel would've been a better target. it's bigger, will explode( probably upwards or out of any small holes cause physics), and gives both dudes a chance to run for help.
@@kaamn1829 or just shoot literally anywhere near them and they probably still would've called someone because...y'know...people report gunshots when they hear them and especially when they see them
This is one of the only movies I've seen this guy talk about that I HAVE actually watched before. I think I randomly found it in Netflix one day and decided to watch it. That was a long time ago though
Well as a Marine Corps Sergeant, had they gone in with at least 7 men, full body armor, Kevlar and all, using room clearance tactics, they would have taken the collector easily.
I love this channel because you learn so much. Like I’m working on being able to hold my breath underwater for longer with the deepdiving breathing technique after watching the Would You Rather video, just in case LOL
*tape clicks* Ok, so RaimaNd made a big mistake here by planning this game. If he didn’t do it, Mr. Jack Daniels would still be poorer than Jeff Bezos and would’ve never taken over the world in the first place
The mercenaries lied to Arkin. He was only supposed to drop them off at the hideout and then he was free to leave. They forced him to enter.
Yeah I caught on to that I didn't think he was supposed to actually help I thought he was just supposed to reveal the location
@@Tasspyboi Yeah he knew he was underprepared since they were making him go in. He even asked if he could at least have a gun as protection, and was given a flashlight.
@@SupermarketSweep777 at least he got something, if he was even less lucky they would've used him to activate possible trap
@@МаркТамазин i think they didn’t know the collector well enough for that
@@tailedbeast7829 after the first trap they would've used him to check next rooms, however they are idiots
the person in a horror movie: takes left turn
Cinema Summary: "And that mistake was grave"
Guy in horror movie gets killed by the Killer Cinema summary that is good because the main protagonist was the killer and the killer with the protagonist
"Rookie mistake, should have driven into the tree to escape this nightmare, better dead than tortured"
"Everyone knows the rule of thumb to go left when you're in an unknown place, so going right will make sure the killer will be thoroughly surprised giving you atleast an extra 1.1473 seconds. Remember to send your friend first, better them than you." Love this channel
@@error8119 also make sure to do some cardio exercises to run better, if you skipped gym then youre done for
@@pocketinfinity6733 "guess that A in gym is really gonna help you out here. Take that self pretentious nerds"
Guy : looks to his left
Cinema summary: He's already made his first mistake, looking to your left reduces your chances of survival by over 50%.
HxH reference?
He knows too much 😂
fax he has so many good points tho like why not bring a gun to a party you know some fight will come out?
@@scerh7729 cuz alcohol and guns are illegal combo.
@Octavian Progamer wtf.... 😂
"We can survive this
*by running the f*ck out of there*"
I feel like that could solve most of the problems in most horror movies
Locked doors:Am I a joke to you?
Ikr
He would not let you go give him some Pokemon cards and punch him in the face and get them back (_\/_)🥒
@@obi-wankenobi2895 barricades...am I a even bigger joke?
@@Basedapple No you're the entire circus
I love movies with elaborate death traps like these. I've seen all of the Saw, Final Destination, and Cube movies
Do the deaths of final destination count as death traps? I mean it’s more just that death comes for people.
Same
yeah the party chopper was SO SO freaking great
Cube's maths are so brain fuck-y i had 20 seizures while watching
Same, I hate the final destination series tho
Jigsaw: finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary
Every horror character * watches *
Imagine a movie where they fight with each other using traps
Me: NOW this is entertaimant
Jigsaw for the win collector wouldn't survive the reverse bear trap
@@MlecznyHuxel9999 know that movie would deserve a reward
Someone: Breaths
Cinema Summary: “But there’s a lot of ways they could have done that differently”
Technically you can lol
@@Freakydeeky727 Nono, hes got a point
😂😂😂
I just saw this go from 843 to 844
@@beejanka111 i saw this go from 1 to 2
I can’t imagine how the club owner would see some masked guy installing combine harvester blades on the roof and going “Yeah that’s not sus at all”
i assume he is the club owner
@@coopdog1220 but still, even if he was the owner, where are all the routine checks, he needs to declare earnings, set up safety measures by placing fire hydrants or renovating the building, have a resume of all the staff that works in the club, keep track of sellable products that come throgh shipments etc. If you are running a business you can't even afford to not tax a bottle of cola, not to mention about this supernatural death trap stuff
He’s just a farmer man
I think it's a house party.
@@sasom7274 it wasn’t because why would they go into a random strangers house
Imagine you’re getting stabbed to death and then you hear a tape click and a disembodied voice say “Ok, now his first mistake-“
Bqruh im dying of laughter
i would promptly stop dying to laugh
"He bled at a dangerous angle, so if he managed to survive the attack, there was a likely chance he could slip and fall, causing slowness and more possible injuries. Next, he could have easily countered the killer by spinning against a wall,which would slam the killer into the wall, successfully stunning him for a brief second. Then you could proceed trigger a trap on the killer, effectively wounding or killing him."
LMFAO
OK and this video is weird
Guy: literally breathes
Cinema summary: Pause, he's made a vital mistake, breathing will let the collector know you're there. Instead, I would stab a straw into my trachea.
Oof under
Used
JK
Keep going
Almost there
Underrated!
@@robloxinternationalvideos6503 Really dude
@SOPHIA CHERNOVA omg finally someone who got the reference
@@jymingwithjeremy I got that :)
I CANT STOP LAUGHING 😭
Imagine being in the apocalypse and when your group is trying to find out what to do you just smugly stand up and say to everyone “Don’t worry. I’ve watched Cinema Summary.”
@Shimohira Reika True true you shouldn’t say that or else people would think that this girl is fucking crazy and get them out of the group you want to take control of the group or act as a leader because nobody was saying to dispose of you or sacrifice you because you are the only person leading them and being useful
If you end up in an unrealistic movie situation like a zombie apocalypse, then your best bet is to get help from the immortal cameraman instead
I would trust that man WITH MY LIFE also I would be a asset as I'm a amateur MacGyver not to mention tool hoarder duct tape worshiper and sworn disciple of Mythbusters and dual survival
He is saw
@@aikslf plot twist: It’s a found footage film. The cameraman was doomed from the start.
The scariest part of this video is when he talked about geometry.
Fr
Guess we’re all gonna die
🤣💀
oh no. Geometry, my only weakness!
True
These 2 movies are such underrated horror movies. This not being a bigger franchise is a huge miss.
There's supposed to be a 3rd one coming out
Maybe it's better they stay small before they're ruined like Saw, TSM, Halloween and Friday the 13th
@@bevanh.6068 Very much agreed, if it becomes a bigger franchise then it'll just become overdone and Repetitive like some of the bigger franchise's.
@@bevanh.6068 what's tsm ?
@@wugglesx Texas Sainsaw Massacre 😅
If only Kevin McCallister was never left at home alone
Bro sick pfp
@@Hannah-fc4it lol
@@Hannah-fc4it XD
@@Hannah-fc4it right back at you dude
What if the collector is Kevin grown up.....
Arkin is literally one of the greatest marksmen on the entire planet with the shot. He managed to hit a man from 50 yards away during an extremely stressful with a single shot from a revolver that isn’t suited for that range at night with a fan blocking at least some of his visibility. He is probably better than most Olympic shooters are.
Arkin
Ankin
Anakin
Sand, am I right?
@@nks1384 sand? Can’t stand it
honestly even if it hit the barrel or near the guys, that would probably still cause them to call the police
@@HorrorLover nah they wouldve run away without getting help
Any character:*gets stabbed*
Cinema summary:*pause,getting stabbed puts u at a disadvantage because you could die*
Well no shit Sherlock is what I say to this mans logic 😂
But don’t worry, if we don’t panic we can make it out alive
This man has a weird way of saying "I'm just built different"
this whole video feels like "If I was a character in this movie i wouldn't panic and i would of escaped out every situation :///"
but i watched it anyway
I'm not like other girls
he's so #quirky 😕‼️
@@teetasha1 I mean, there are lots of people who are calm, and try to escape in situations like this.
@@teetasha1 Like these guys
“This is a trap house, nothing is safe” inner city kids felt that
omg
OML I CAME ACROSS THIS COMMENT WHEN HE SAID IT LOL
Lol I chuckled at that part. Least lit trap house ever.
Looking for this comment
Fuck i love this comment but I realized the collector won’t let anyone live while jigsaw let’s em live if they can escape
Character dies*
Cinema summary: I simply just wouldn’t have died
He be immortal like that
Built different
could be fair point in some cases like heart attack
I simply said I was a camera man
*can't kill the camera man horror movie rules*
@@tvgaming2132 have you seen rec
But let's be honest if we were in a death situation we wouldn't even think about geometry at the moment
After binging this guy, I definitely am 😂 every death scenario, I'll have this guys narrative in my brain telling me what to do. My only hope is if I were in that scenario, he's with me 😭
Ay that point it’s not even geometry but fast reaction in life or death situations with common sense. He just complicated things by mentioning geometry lmao
We would think about panik
@@SavedError
Unless it was a game with only 1 victor. Then you’d get used as a human shield.
I mean, if you're being real, half of How to Beat's solutions wouldn't even work
guy: finally kills the killers
cinema summary: he's already made his worst mistake
Gex
@@sonicrobbin4070 gex
@@moonicento5307 gex
@@neooblisk0084 gex
@@AlexMartinez90956 gex
Plot twist: this is the kid from home alone that went bad.
Merry christmas you filthy animal
Nice one
Then he gets old and becomes jigsaw
Home Invasion
he was already bad he literally chose to torcher them and possibly kill them in appose to escaping and calling the police
"But how would you survive?"
Easy: I'm not popular enough to be invited to parties.
same 😭
Same haha
@Eric Ventura any askers?
I wouldn't even be there too since I hate people and parties=people so eh..
@Eric Ventura but why would you say that out of nowhere that's very off topic and go say that to dream himself...
10:45, when the collector checks the top, he just gets his head there, his eyes are unprotected and we could seriously hurt him, even just pushing it into his eye would incapasitate the collector, it's very risky but a risk that we should take.
Well aren’t you a smart cookie 😯 I would honestly never would have thought of that
here is a cookie 🍪
@@TheCampWeepsOfMha thanks lol, I just tought about it, and it would be very effective since he's un protected
Cinema summary 2.0
This is what my nightmares are made of.
Getting slowly crushed is my worse nightmare
That's why I don't go to parties
My worst nightmare are people who eat spaghetti with fork and spoon.
This is what my Wet Dreams look like :)
Ya think
Since he’s a collector, I would bribe him with my most expensive Pokemon cards for safety.
Aaah I see "The Negotiator"
This movie could have been like 10 minutes long if they just had Pokémon cards like gosh
I hear this sentence in cinema summaries voice
Big brain
same
"I'm a claustrophobe"
You're pretty confident in your theoretical ability to beat all of these convoluted death games/traps with a phobia that would leave you paralyzed in half of them.
Good poinr
Point*
What is he supposed to consider all possible phobias and fears? Lol
"If you have one leg, you can still do this trap!"
"If you're afraid of the number 13 all you have to do is cover your left eye!"
"If you are in a wheelchair, you can roll to the left side of the room where there is more space to balance your wheelchair."
He's literally just explaining ways to beat traps in a MOVIE you're lowkey taking this too literally lol.
@@tyre04 in most videos he taljs about what he would do in that scenario. I think that's what they're referring to
@@instnct_banhs540 Yeah but that's assuming we're in a world crazy enough to have talking cat statues eating high school students.
“And all the botched makeup on her face tells me a *dude* applied it.”
Geez harsh... but true
“Never open the mystery box”
but i want the raygun
But I want the ray gunMK 2
Nah, thundergun
The Collector that should be a Dark Woods trader because the collector collects things obviously if you've never played dark woods so you're going to be an absolute fear it's like Dark Souls but horror bird's eye view you have like limited sightlines there are these cones like looks like light that's your eyes clearly the most accurate representation of a human eye and if you don't face the right way you might just see stuff moving randomly like I mean you could still see but you can't see the enemy so yeah Got to Be watchful you're going to be in absolute fear and also in awe with the art style they picked with Birds Eye View and then when you get close it's so detailed everything is so detailed animated so creepy to the people who sell you items that can help you the people are extremely weird you can interact with them that you can even kill one of them by choosing something I don't know
Monkey bombs
Best comment
”In this case, geometry will save your life”
Me: ohhh, so it has a meaning after all?
It has always had meaning. Some smart people use it every day to build the modern world.
@Disbea FakeName
r/woooosh
@@thatcommentaccount69 shesss rightttttt
@@disbeafakename167 For most people, no its not useful.
So thats the math that our teacher said we would need.
Can we just take a second to appreciate the No, U Arkin does to The Collector at the end of the movie? Man strait a kidnaps the Collector using his own box, like holy crap
He asked in the ending how to beat the collecter
And I thought to myself “Well that’s simple I make myself uncollectible”
That's dark...
I mean the collector kills the ones he doesnt collect, you're either collected or dead
GhostfaceINS Dokkan fair….. but he cant ki|| you if youve ki||ed yourself first.
@@MoNehNeh17 why censor kill
Collector: lures people with a party
Anti-social people: I’m two parallel universes ahead of you
More like ten
*Ambiverted nerds- I'm four parallel universes ahead of you*
Anti-social homeschoolers not living around any large amounts of people: *I'm twenty parallel universes ahead of you*
People not in that state: *I'm a hundred parallel universes ahead of you*
asocial would be the better term, antisocial personality disorder is basically another term for sociopathy.. not saying that sociopath = evil, but it's definitely something else than not liking to be around people
Why even open that box, I'd just leave
Dead channel
@@ding24_ ok
Edit : woah how did I get likes by saying ok
Akinsoft same I'd just leave too
Really? That’s your response to him? Saying that they doesn’t get many views or subscribers and that they are now a “dead channel” Seriously just shut up. At least they are making videos for other people’s enjoyment
@@gryffonrider2591 no worries man 👌
When youre here before the kid giving out hugs to everyone and the guy wishing immortality to my parents
I’m hot
👁️👄👁️
@@Frozo-nt2ky I'm hotter lmao
right
Lol
Also does anybody else watch these videos to ease their anxiety? My brain loves to tell me that either myself or my friends will end up in these situations so to have an idea of what way to think or act backs it off
yes,,, i fucking hate my brain
Q
Sameeee
Yesss I’m so glad I’m not the only one
You would die if you follow these tips
Guy: breathes
Cinema summary: THIS, is a huge mistake
person: exists
CS: but this is a fatal mistake
That’s what he actually said for the movie “Don’t breathe.”
And it’s something everybody comment every time CS post a video.
LMAO
@@mrdude88
MrDude88: *says the truth"
CS: THIS, was a big mistake.
@@mrdude88 that movie was stupid I would've capped him the chance I got
Character: *exists*
Cinema Summary: Now this, this could’ve ended his life
fr tho-
Well hes not wrong...
Death traps: "You can't defeat me."
Movie characters: "I know. But he can."
*Cinema Summary appears*
Cinema studios: But calling me was a grave mistake
@@pancakecommanderandbowser2279 Cinema summary: *"See, he should have been doing a mass calculation, relishing it intensely."*
Then the movie starts correcting Cinema Summary
@@BHawk420 Oh gosh lmao
@@BHawk420 that would result in a massive multiversal catastrophe
One of the things I like about this movie is that the protagonists are just as skilled as the antagonist the power scale is not heavily weighted one way or the other
Being a random guy that collects bugs and can somehow afford to rent and booby trap an entire nightclub is like those couples on HGTV that are public school teachers and have a $1.5m budget
made my day
@@Garchomp808 he might make a decent salary from being an entymologist and the old hotel could have been inherited
@@francheska3128 I think this post was a joke.
@@francheska3128 its a joke
Girl: *literally breathes*
Cinema Summary: She's as good as dead
Eh
No _b r e a t h i n g_
The Collector: Has a bunch of traps to hunt people.
Freddie from Scooby Doo: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!
Jigsaw:This game will be legendary
Actually, it looks like the scooby snacks could've come in handy in this one.
LOOOOOOOOOOL
Person: *blinks”
*click* “Okay, this is a huge mistake. When you blink, you make way too much noise. Instead, I would staple my eyes open and use my friends’ bones to slash my eyelids off. I know, it sounds cold blooded, and that’s because it is. Even if the killer isn’t able to see me, I can’t let anything give me away. If we blink, we should expect the killer to hear us from that room on the floor below us where he is murdering a screaming victim.
Hahahahahahah
I read a Doctor Who graphic novel where a guy sewed his eyes open so he would survive the Weeping Angels. So um yeah....blinking can be deadly. XD (it's called The Weeping Angels of Mons)
*"Ah yes, because while I'm in a life or death situation, I'll be doing some geometry, while chilling in a corner."*
Its just going to the corner and laying down
Atleast its not algbrea if it was tho im dead as hell
“I would survive. I’m just built different”
Y’all stop being so mean to this dude, it’s just a random comment
@F OG no, you will
Hahahshhdjehej
Don't listen to the hate comms ✌️
@@Mo_Real_Official first of all, you don't even know if this dude got it from tiktok or not cause i remember the first person to said this meme id from yt and after that tiktoker start to do it. So yeah, if you Gon hate then leave
Didn't one guy in SAW write a book called how to beat Jigsaw then he died playing a game lmao
Yeah, he wrote a book detailing his escape, but it was all lies. That is why Jigsaw hunted him down and made him play the game he said he played.
Every one else died but the book writer if I remember right
The exact same thing would happen to CS. Hindsight is 20/20, there is no way someone thrown into a life or death situation like this would be able the think that clearly and quickly. Its easy to have the "perfect plan" after hours of research and planning.
@@mr.humdinger1362 His wife became a chicken nugget.
No he didn’t die everyone else did including his partner who literally did nothing wrong
I just can't believe, that this man really just tought me more geometry in 1:40
"Geometry will save your life"
Guess I'll die
Lol I failed geometry too😂😂
🤣🤣
Bruh i hate math
@@png3967 same
Lol yes🙌
"All the girl can do is watch as her friend is crushed by-"
*ad plays
"ARBYS ROAST BEEF SANDWICHES"
edit: HOLY 3K LIKES YOU GUYS
Dam I hate when I get stabbed by sandwiches
Damn Arbys ain't playing around
I got an ad to and it said HIGHWAY TO HELL IM ON THE HIGHWAY TO HEEL
If they survive it would be a fate worse than death
@@joank.hatlestad7675 LOL
people going about their lives:
this guy: stops time and says "Okay, "
The problem is you always think you’ll be fine until you actually are in that situation and your brain shuts down all reasons lol
Yeah! Everyone talks big game, and it's really hard to keep a level head. When I get in a dangerous situation, the only thing that allows me to keep a "level head" is shock (as in the emotion) or the will to keep others safe. In a storm, the best thing to do is try to make sure no one panics- crack jokes, tell good stories, but also sprinkle in good info so they remember it and can fend for themselves in the unfortunate situation where you die or get separated. But, storms are not assault or murder situations, and I can say that your brain absolutely shuts down in an assault situation.
So true
Yep but it's all just "you'll be giga brain 1k iq main protagonist" type videos which is hella entertaining
Gee, it's almost like this is a "how to survive video".
Yes but no at the same time. Yes because you're brain focuses more on how you'd react, no because survival instincts.
EveryBody gangster till they see the collector into the collection
Don’t you mean until they see the collector collecting
Oh
@@joltran3276 I think he means there's someone more dangerous than the collector
@@makuprod972 I’m sorry but no matter how many times I read this I can’t get it to make sense /:
@@joltran3276 I think he meant the collector became a part of the collection because in the end of the video you can see him getting pushed into one of his collection boxes.
Someone: Exists
CS: Thats when he made his first mistake
Nobodies perfect
More realistic:
Someone: Goes to a friends house
CS: This was a bad idea, you should have checked the whole building before entering
I mean existing is a mistake after all
"Damn i just got here"
should've had better karma in their previous life so they wouldn't get into such a situation :D
The Collector at the beginning: Imma put this fool in a box
The Collector at the end: Imma be put in a box
*r a v e n g e*
Uno reverse
@@asiankneegrow3110
Onu esrever
Correction: *K A R M A*
To many B O X
@@800HD I seen u comment 2 timez :)
Every word you say is true,but in situations like this it is hard to think fast and smart.
Cinema Summary: **Exists**
Horror movie killers: *Why do I hear boss music?*
LMFAO
Honestly, Cinema Summary is that one guy that just CAN’T die in a Horror movie because he’s too smart! And if he does die, it was anybody’s fault but his own!
Main character: *Goes to a party*
Cinema summary: This is a fatal mistake
Kid: Can we get Saw.
Mom: We have Saw at home.
Saw at home:
Saw at home is horrifying
In that case, I prefer saw at home.
Saw at home isn't so bad either.
This movie has traps yet feels very different
Honestly this movie is gonna help my Saw fix because I need more movies like the Saw movies. They terrify me though so idk why I keep watching movies like this
Box: Exists
CinemaSumary: Okay, this looks like a plywood board chest with leather straps thats already deterirating, i would be looking for cracks and holes in the box, however, punching ylur way out, as the collector me be attracted by the sounds.
The Collector: Literally escaped being burnt alive
Arkin: Has a gun to his head
Arkin: Doesnt kill him
He was in a fire proof suit. He knew his way around the building. So of course he would survive. Not to mention that all he had to was roll of the bodies and get the fire off of him .which fire takes a while to kill you. So very easily. I would have survived it with minor burns
He may survive burns
But what about a 44. Magnum
@@jcntechreviews5223 His eyes aren't protected though
@@jcntechreviews5223 even if his suit was fireproof, smoke inhalation is more dangerous than the fire itself.
Favorite Part is when he says "I'm a claustrophobe so I wouldn't be here anyways"
Ye me to
Im an introvert, so i wouldnt be here either
Everyone: exists
Cinema Summary: "now this was a fatal mistake"
I mean, he’s not wrong. Existing decreases your chances of not dying by almost 100%
Their first mistake was to not to exist but to exist in a thriller movie
Looks like I need to look for anything sus and look for thin walls if some killer is chasing me I would suggest I hide in a corner and tackle that guy
"you're in a club and-"
me, who hates parties and has no friends: #alive
Noiceeeee
The first trap: *activates*
Killer: Haha that oughta kill all of them
Asians in the corner: *laughs in math*
@Oz salt on 60hz It is funny beacuse it's stereotypical
*ah yes, our protecter, asians*
LOL-
I hadn't figured out why the dude was so smart until the last part
I am Asian and yes I figured that out how could I not as they said they could have saved him so he some how could have saved himself and it ain’t real life so he could have done something
The Collection is easily one of my favorite underrated horror films. That combine harvester scene alone sets the tone for the whole movie.
do u know where i can watch it?
Me: having a panic attack,
cinema summary: uploads
Me: maybe I’ll take a break from being sad
But for real you are really awesome, thanks, I know it’s cliche but your vids are really awesome, keep it up
Weak sauce
@@mrdude88 what?
Stay strong Brother/Sister!
@@Chairhugs thank you friend :)
You too
Still don’t work cause if school
1:04
He's so casual about burning alive
"Geometry will save your life." If I need math to get out alive, then I'll be the first one to die.
Lmao
@@TenkoPR cool pfp
@@Khoifish420 u too bro
same but I'm already dead
Good. That means that only the best a brightest will be left alive to pass on their intellectually selected genes. The world needs a culling of defective genes anyway.
“Geometry will save your life”
Me: bro I didn’t know geometry dash was that important
lol
Lmfao
lol
I knew beating fingerdash was important
@@Kajetanpsikuta bro I couldn’t even pass press start how did you pass fingerdash
if I was in the movie
Me: *first to die*
the other people I was working with: Didn’t she say she was gonna die first? yeah. she was right
Me in spectator mode: Good, you remembered
I'll just commit suicide
@Ghosty NY rude!!!!
@@slimegirl4099 It's a joke, fam..
@@gerardwayseyelash gerard in your pfp look creepy asf sry lmfao
@@iwritejoshlerandpeterickno5091 It's ok lmao. 🤣
They made a mistake by infiltrating the hideout ill prepared. None of them appear to be wearing body armor, which is the first thing I would bring to such a mission.
Furthermore, I also would prioritize the thief's life much more, since he has could have critical information to share. He should travel in the center of the group.
Also they didn't appear to perform any initial survey on the outside of the building, which could have yielded potential clues on its layout.
I think rational thinking is hard when everyone fucking dies.
The only thing that is weird, that the guy goes in a second time in this death trap.
The thief, Arkin, doesn't go into the deathtrap by choice. He was told that all he needs to do is lead them to the hideout and that's it, but once they got there the mercs forced him to enter the building with them.
@@frog1405 That is was I meant, he did not even put on a fight to get away before entering again.
They held him at gunpoint, he had no weapons? He even asked for one later on and they gave him a flashlight instead..@@jupiterwing2984
How to win: Just don’t get kidnapped smh
You're right. I should've thought for that before I died. Shake my smh head
True true
I guess I never thought of that
They can't kidnap you legally without consent
What in the flying fuck is your pfp? I know it's a cake but that's disturbing
Character: Literally just vibin
Cinema Summary: This was your first mistake
vibe check
I've been watching these how to survive (random movie) and at first I thought to myself "great now I'm always gunna be anxious that this will happen to me" but now I've realised, this guy is telling me how to survive it, I'm good
Finally early.
this is why you don’t go into weird claustrophobic clubs, people
Yes
Imagine clubing lol??
@@thestrangestth1ng828 Yes, imagine.
Imagine going to parties lmao
@@morbidlyobesecat7829 I can’t, can you? like i think it’d be very horrific tho
Take your shoes off after leaving a trail for collector to follow. Also use your shoes to activate bear traps
@Gold Rose Then what are you gonna do? its better to get sick from the bacteria in your foot while walking barefoot than keeping your shoes for comfort and eventually dying
@Gold Rose Then what are you gonna do? its better to get sick from the bacteria in your foot while walking barefoot than keeping your shoes for comfort and eventually dying
@@Tcuder ah yes and your barefoot are getting killed by the smallest trap small spikes on the ground or even worse legos
This movie scared me shitless when I was a kid. I think it's why I never went clubbing even still
This is why I watch this channel, if ever put into one of these situations and I’ve watched this channel long enough, I could survive if using tactical thinking. If surviving and I know someone I know is about to go through this, I’d help them
Imagine you’re in a horror movie situation and you’re like
“Don’t worry, I’ve watched Cinema Summary!”
But the killer has also watched Cinema Summary
Edit: I took away my previous edits because they were cringy
Well then we’re all dead
@@susiiajwnendnsnsn or you stay in an infinite loop of outsmarting each other
@@angelix9241 or you both come together
@@angelix9241 You may Have outsmarted me,but I outsmarted your outsmarting
wtf this is kinda bothering me now, most ppl here watch these for fun and think what they'd do if they were victms... but what if there's 'villains' here too...
i feel bad for the homeless man they were just living there life there then an asshole shot him
right!?!? like the flaming barrel would've been a better target. it's bigger, will explode( probably upwards or out of any small holes cause physics), and gives both dudes a chance to run for help.
@@kaamn1829 they wouldnt call the cops
@@kaamn1829 Thats not how shooting a barrel works in real life.
@@kaamn1829 or just shoot literally anywhere near them and they probably still would've called someone because...y'know...people report gunshots when they hear them and especially when they see them
@@yagadoobigidibobbibigabiga38 People don't report gunshots like that. Especially in poor neighborhoods.
This is how i watch horor movies in like 20 minutes lol
Same
Ditto
Same
Same
Me too
Plot twist: The Collecter Accidentally Falls Into His Own Trap That He Forgot About
*Joke
Lol with how many traps he had in both movies, I’m surprised he didn’t.
That's the kind of thing I would do.
Cinema Summary tends to think that everyone stays calm in scary situations.
This is where he’s made his first mistake.
I don't even know the movie but I'm always still interested
This is one of the only movies I've seen this guy talk about that I HAVE actually watched before. I think I randomly found it in Netflix one day and decided to watch it. That was a long time ago though
Why is everyone commenting "first" when the first comment was "bruh"
First
first
They want to be overrated
Overrated prob isn’t the right word
Bruh
Well as a Marine Corps Sergeant, had they gone in with at least 7 men, full body armor, Kevlar and all, using room clearance tactics, they would have taken the collector easily.
Bro these guys have worse tactics than Airsofters 😭
Video ideas
Wrong turn 2
Hills have eyes
Texas chainsaw massacre
Pls notice
YESSS HILLS HAVE EYES!! it was one of my favorite movies growing up
Someone: Breathes
CS: This was a grave mistake that will come to haunt them later
How to survive everything:
Be the cameraman
unless it's a found footage film
@@h-bomb1663 the Blair witch project be like
How to survive
movies and extinction: *Be a cockroach with a camera recording the entire thing*
*But not in Rec*
laughs in Cloverfield
your the best narrator i've ever heard!!
*The collector kidnaps CS*
Cinema Summary: *And just like that he made the worst mistake*
I love this channel because you learn so much. Like I’m working on being able to hold my breath underwater for longer with the deepdiving breathing technique after watching the Would You Rather video, just in case LOL
Imma need you to page me when the apocalypse happens
lol
The collected HAS to happen!
Cant just not finish this series.. Ive been invested since day 1 in theaters
My guy always forgets that he can just be the camera man
Camera man cant die cuz than who would record The movie
@Theus Madden he said the cameraman can't die you idiot
@Theus Madden IT'S. A. JOKE.
@Garcello I agree with u
Ngl these ppl are toxic but you did use woosh particularly idiotic
Looks like Kevin from Home Alone is all grown up now
Nooooooooob
Drinking game: Always drink a shot when he says "ok".
Are you trying to kill people?
@@kristentodoroki5688 True that's kinda unhealthy I guess. ^^
*tape clicks* Ok, so RaimaNd made a big mistake here by planning this game. If he didn’t do it, Mr. Jack Daniels would still be poorer than Jeff Bezos and would’ve never taken over the world in the first place
That's not a healthy game to be playing.
Ayo im a slav so im safe.
"OK, so This person actually has a huge advantage.."
Love how ever time I watch these my inner thought process is just “is this a trap” wherever I go. Even my house.