How To Beat The Purge Anarchy

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  • You're stranded in downtown LA, and for 12 horrible hours the government has legalized all crime. Miles from home and without a weapon, how do you survive?
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  • @natewaters3346
    @natewaters3346 3 роки тому +8900

    LMAO imagine trying to murder a couple and they yell “quick get the hover boards!” And they zoom away.

    • @yousof8546
      @yousof8546 3 роки тому +323

      @Iam Mighty now this is an epic gamer moment

    • @demonwolf5250
      @demonwolf5250 3 роки тому +160

      @Iam Mighty EPIC. GAMER. MOMENT.

    • @user-zi8lg5qu1h
      @user-zi8lg5qu1h 3 роки тому +167

      I didn't even occur to me how funny that would look. Also useless, they would just drive after them.

    • @matthewloscar2893
      @matthewloscar2893 3 роки тому +46

      @@yousof8546 oh god, I can tell none of you are anyone, but band kids.

    • @pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie2352
      @pumpkinmenadianepumpkinpie2352 3 роки тому +35

      I will definitely run for office then suggest a purge then get hoverboards and gear and ride down the streets while it sounds like Vietnam war

  • @aspiringaspect
    @aspiringaspect 3 роки тому +3770

    “All crimes are legal” laughs in tax and insurance fraud

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 роки тому +3970

    The best way to survive is to tell John Wick that everyone is after his dog and you're the only person who can help him.

  • @trevor6556
    @trevor6556 2 роки тому +792

    everyone: killing poeple
    me: steals the krabby patty formula

  • @gamingtoast7974
    @gamingtoast7974 3 роки тому +3324

    So were just going to ignore the drunk guy and his wife sleeping during the purge

    • @aliienbun5044
      @aliienbun5044 3 роки тому +273

      They did have their house on "lock down" so yeah pretty much 😂

    • @briannadozark
      @briannadozark 3 роки тому +349

      @@aliienbun5044 apparently not locked down good enough considering the sergeant dude was able to easily break in lol

    • @uncleiroh1660
      @uncleiroh1660 3 роки тому +239

      @@briannadozark it explains that he hacked into it or whatever like 2 weeks before. He left that out of the vid

    • @briannadozark
      @briannadozark 3 роки тому +67

      @@uncleiroh1660 oohhh. I've never actually seen the movie or show or whatever it is. Thanks for the info! I was wondering how the whole place seemed super secure except for that one door, lmao.

    • @uncleiroh1660
      @uncleiroh1660 3 роки тому +85

      @@briannadozark no worries, uncle Iroh is always here to help

  • @vinnie906
    @vinnie906 3 роки тому +14618

    Best way to survive the purge: Annual trip overseas.

  • @jasonglasser1621
    @jasonglasser1621 2 роки тому +1015

    The thing that confuses me is that right at the end, after the sirens have just gone off, the hospital is already fully staffed. Did the nurses/techs/hucs/doctors/etc all have to travel to work during purge hours, thus risking their lives? Did they stay in the hospital overnight, and if so, was the hospital itself declared a purge-free zone, or were they sitting ducks?

    • @lollipop3336
      @lollipop3336 2 роки тому +371

      In the purge tv show they explain that hospitals are safe zones so crime is still illegal there. All staff, patients, and visitors sign away their right to purge in order to be there. They also check everyone for weapons before letting them in.

    • @excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339
      @excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339 2 роки тому +237

      @@lollipop3336 interesting... I guess I found a place I’d want to be in during purge night...

    • @-arcticfox-5821
      @-arcticfox-5821 2 роки тому +120

      I'm moving to the hospital

    • @bonk3213
      @bonk3213 2 роки тому +10

      We don’t ask that kind of question

    • @Insertregret
      @Insertregret 2 роки тому +3

      @@MaxDerp nurse, janitor and the cashier (?) Works too.

  • @justmyopinion98
    @justmyopinion98 2 роки тому +620

    “I would use the underground tunnels”
    5 minutes later
    “THIS IS A HORRIBLE PLACE TO BE”

    • @totallynottoaster1114
      @totallynottoaster1114 2 роки тому +56

      he meant the subway, there's a good chance that most people wouldn't know about the tunnels as the government likely blocks info like that

    • @iggy7875
      @iggy7875 2 роки тому +8

      “Vietnam war tunnel rats”

    • @Okghkjtdgg
      @Okghkjtdgg Рік тому +2

      @@iggy7875 iggy

  • @kasparas5427
    @kasparas5427 3 роки тому +3582

    How to survive the purge: Be friends with John Wick

  • @imheretofixyourshittygramm4744
    @imheretofixyourshittygramm4744 3 роки тому +2390

    How I'd beat the Purge:
    Step 1: be the cameraman
    Step 2: Record

    • @missflower9245
      @missflower9245 3 роки тому +105

      step 3: just relax cause nobody is gonna kill you and they want you to record all the cool stuff they do

    • @sg3ed1ts30
      @sg3ed1ts30 3 роки тому +11

      Fax

    • @zhayden9
      @zhayden9 3 роки тому +5

      Fr

    • @jonathanbadillo1218
      @jonathanbadillo1218 3 роки тому +7

      I wanna like this but it's on 69 likes

    • @thehotcheeto860
      @thehotcheeto860 3 роки тому +7

      What I wud do is just dig a hole big enough for my family and make a makeshift bunker that’s completely hidden with grass it’s not that hard

  • @Hello-mg5yc
    @Hello-mg5yc 2 роки тому +661

    me: “please don’t kill me i have a family”
    don torreto: “did you say family?”
    me:”dom torreto?”
    dom torreto: “ i won’t kill you, anything for family “

    • @nc.plaxity3714
      @nc.plaxity3714 2 роки тому +18

      underated as fuck

    • @sabrecodm2216
      @sabrecodm2216 2 роки тому +5

      o0ooOoo0h no krinj

    • @niggussimmals9649
      @niggussimmals9649 2 роки тому +6

      @@nc.plaxity3714 all dom toretto memes are underrated

    • @knightmare21627
      @knightmare21627 2 роки тому +8

      Man these dom torreto memes are getting out of hand and I like it

    • @Slim2xzIsland
      @Slim2xzIsland 2 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/aJRgfK4Yppg/v-deo.html

  • @COFFEEWSUGA
    @COFFEEWSUGA 2 роки тому +83

    "...i would go to a golf course"
    making me feel smart for writing my zombie apocalypse survivor gang camping in a golf course overnight, thank you

    • @Akalim
      @Akalim 2 роки тому

      👀👀👀👀

  • @Great-Dao-of-Elegance
    @Great-Dao-of-Elegance 3 роки тому +3087

    The kid from home alone would be the safest person to be with unless he's turned into a purger too.

  • @bradyshwin2083
    @bradyshwin2083 3 роки тому +2024

    After the purge: wait aren’t you the person that killed my whole family and shot me in my leg twice
    Them: a ya

    • @BappadityaNath
      @BappadityaNath 3 роки тому +120

      Me the next Purge: *TIME FOR REVENGE*

    • @501ststormtrooper9
      @501ststormtrooper9 3 роки тому +37

      The 501st is more than prepared for this..

    • @CruzRoman3211
      @CruzRoman3211 3 роки тому +11

      Hail the empire!

    • @sertackartal9180
      @sertackartal9180 3 роки тому +15

      @@501ststormtrooper9 Ayyyyy arent you the one that became lego battlepack bro nice to see ya

    • @501ststormtrooper9
      @501ststormtrooper9 3 роки тому +5

      @@sertackartal9180 Those were clones I think.

  • @HenriqueRJchiki
    @HenriqueRJchiki 2 роки тому +100

    That ending was phenomenal honestly, he was rewarded for his forgiveness and the driver honestly felt guilty for what happened.

  • @Nitrogen_-gr3ps
    @Nitrogen_-gr3ps 2 роки тому +177

    How to beat the purge: Go to a morgue and sleep there peacefully

    • @flopswer
      @flopswer 2 роки тому +16

      Step 2 get burnted

    • @louiseheiwood2688
      @louiseheiwood2688 2 роки тому +25

      I mean, necrophilia is a crime, imagine if someone goes to the morgue with that in mind while you’re sleeping there =o-o=

    • @thebassashaman3344
      @thebassashaman3344 2 роки тому +8

      @@louiseheiwood2688 why did u have to go there?

    • @nexify9824
      @nexify9824 2 роки тому +4

      Step 3: Get woken up by the doctors the next day

    • @clovermakescontent4487
      @clovermakescontent4487 2 роки тому +1

      ✨necrophilia✨

  • @imanidiot1725
    @imanidiot1725 3 роки тому +2614

    Soldiers when they're about to kill someone but the alarm plays: Understandable, have a good day

    • @infinityghost2657
      @infinityghost2657 3 роки тому +33

      @Owen Worrell 3 people with guns against 2 that fight isn’t going necessarily last a couple seconds

    • @toastge
      @toastge 3 роки тому +4

      It’s “great” not “good”

    • @hendrikpat
      @hendrikpat 3 роки тому +45

      Imagine you survive for several hours, wait for the siren to announce the end of the purge.
      And then you're shot. The last thing you hear is the alarm, announcing that the purge is over. Basically, you die a few seconds before the purge ends.

    • @999rupeesgreg
      @999rupeesgreg 3 роки тому +8

      Imagine if every americans left the country cause of purge

    • @quaesitorluminis2846
      @quaesitorluminis2846 3 роки тому

      Well it doesn't look like they want to be there either they are just following orders.

  • @stwkfiryt2127
    @stwkfiryt2127 3 роки тому +3004

    how to beat the purge: buy plane tickets and go on a 12 hours flight and then buy tickets to go back

    • @fayanilao8022
      @fayanilao8022 3 роки тому +249

      Yo what if there's a killer in the plane😳💀

    • @durge2810
      @durge2810 3 роки тому +404

      @@fayanilao8022 You aren’t in América so it’s ilegal

    • @fayanilao8022
      @fayanilao8022 3 роки тому +59

      @@durge2810 I also meant in the airport or just going to the plane,but yeah that's right

    • @havesomefun689
      @havesomefun689 3 роки тому +97

      U don’t need to buy the tickets all u gotta do is to steal a private jet and go to Hawaii

    • @lanisechilton5992
      @lanisechilton5992 3 роки тому +56

      If you're over America, its still fair game

  • @fantasmaghoulical
    @fantasmaghoulical 2 роки тому +117

    i never understood why everyone started murdering each other. like, yeah, i get that SOME weirdos might do that. but EVERYONE? i don't see it

    • @NZCONES
      @NZCONES 2 роки тому +1

      It's only a movie relax

    • @HiddenStorm
      @HiddenStorm 2 роки тому +10

      Lots of wepon deals and stuff like that would happen if the purge was real but I doubt many people would go on murder sprees, also the best crime is tax fraud and runner up is bank robbery.

    • @JesusPerez-yc6yu
      @JesusPerez-yc6yu 2 роки тому +8

      @@HiddenStorm the first purge showed that the ppl didn't really do much but party and drugs. So they had to plant there own ppl and pay others to get them to kill. The govt was highly involved due to the poor numbers and bad success rate they had

    • @jadonrahman
      @jadonrahman 2 роки тому +3

      This is because this isn’t the first purge. The first purge people were more hesitant to kill.

    • @darkfishthedestroyer139
      @darkfishthedestroyer139 2 роки тому +4

      @@HiddenStorm money laundering and other white collar crimes too?

  • @tiffanymaeuy5869
    @tiffanymaeuy5869 2 роки тому +37

    In this video, I learned that the best way to survive The Purge is to have common sense. Case in point: meticulous preparation in the days leading to The Purge is common sense.

  • @Matt-zd6yv
    @Matt-zd6yv 3 роки тому +16623

    How I’d beat the purge
    Step 1: don’t be American
    Step 2: I survive

    • @juh2445
      @juh2445 3 роки тому +1650

      Step 1: Be european
      Step 2: profit

    • @scp--297
      @scp--297 3 роки тому +92

      YES!

    • @Kratos-kt6yw
      @Kratos-kt6yw 3 роки тому +154

      @@juh2445 step 1: be racist like almost every european

    • @stmnz2608
      @stmnz2608 3 роки тому +978

      @@Kratos-kt6yw thats pretty racist

    • @Taschip
      @Taschip 3 роки тому +292

      @@Kratos-kt6yw Asia is more racist, I'd say Europe is more homophobic imo

  • @rubycrim9028
    @rubycrim9028 3 роки тому +6038

    Why is it in almost EVERY purge movie the mcs act like they haven’t already lived through like 17 purges?

    • @phoenix-qw6xg
      @phoenix-qw6xg 3 роки тому +543

      YES LIKE ITS NOT A SUPRISE 😭😭

    • @idczerky5223
      @idczerky5223 3 роки тому +662

      They prob like “oh shit we have another purge you know what fuck it ima act like I haven’t experienced it for about 1496 times so the movie is intense”

    • @itzslayr1435
      @itzslayr1435 3 роки тому +50

      I would dress up like them

    • @robo-suport_czrobofactory3116
      @robo-suport_czrobofactory3116 3 роки тому +53

      @@idczerky5223
      the mcs are 1496+ years old?
      cool

    • @imgoingtosaythenword6466
      @imgoingtosaythenword6466 3 роки тому +54

      @@idczerky5223 purge is once a year every year

  • @aczaaaa
    @aczaaaa 2 роки тому +78

    “All crime is legal”
    *me cutely walking to rob a bank*

    • @HenriqueRJchiki
      @HenriqueRJchiki 2 роки тому +4

      You'd easily die

    • @widdzonconsole
      @widdzonconsole 2 роки тому

      share with me 🥺😭

    • @maximpavlenko1664
      @maximpavlenko1664 2 роки тому +3

      Banks closed, explosives illegal. No way you're getting the safe open

    • @fluffyunicorn7187
      @fluffyunicorn7187 8 місяців тому

      They empty the banks the day before just for that reason so the bank would be the safest place

  • @kushmic
    @kushmic 2 роки тому +34

    "that starbucks barista that gets your name wrong, dead for sure."
    most relatable thing ive heard

  • @pathwalker2867
    @pathwalker2867 3 роки тому +3740

    Husband: "Hey purge night is coming soon, what should we do?"
    Wife: "Let's go shopping."
    Husband: "Yeah okay."

    • @teeheeheehee1263
      @teeheeheehee1263 3 роки тому +60

      No they should do there taxes and make it so they don’t have to pay any income tax because it’s illegal to lie when doing taxes but then the next day you can go to work and still get the same money with out paying taxes

    • @nigdyezemska2827
      @nigdyezemska2827 3 роки тому +68

      I don't even understand how any store is open at this point.

    • @JOSIPPOGI
      @JOSIPPOGI 3 роки тому +1

      Pog

    • @-criedjupiter-8464
      @-criedjupiter-8464 3 роки тому +19

      Im saving money so i can go live in a different country cos aint no way im doing this every year

    • @j.l.atheprodigy
      @j.l.atheprodigy 3 роки тому +1

      @@teeheeheehee1263 Big Brain

  • @plestern08
    @plestern08 3 роки тому +2444

    The government: all crime is legal for 12 hours
    Me: holds a 64 stack of ender pearls

  • @demarcusjamesbartholomewth8611
    @demarcusjamesbartholomewth8611 2 роки тому +13

    imagine:
    everyone is killing each other and chaos is brewing.
    the sirens go off
    everyone smiling and waving at each other.

  • @lordregibob3916
    @lordregibob3916 2 роки тому +21

    Cinema Summary: I'd take the underground tunnels
    Also Cinema Summary a few minutes later: I would NOT want to be underground.

    • @totallynottoaster1114
      @totallynottoaster1114 2 роки тому +1

      the subway is well known, but it's unlikely many people would know about the tunnels as the gov could likely erase that information

  • @skarlet6639
    @skarlet6639 3 роки тому +3285

    Y’all won’t even know what the comment was about

    • @kingdonut8272
      @kingdonut8272 3 роки тому +605

      There'd still be a few guys that do go straight to killing though, but not as many as the movies show.

    • @skarlet6639
      @skarlet6639 3 роки тому +114

      @@kingdonut8272 yea maybe like a boss or something

    • @biazacha
      @biazacha 3 роки тому +213

      Is later estabilished that this isn't the first Purge; I imagine that at first they were just looting with a dozen psychos in the middle but as years go by this became the way to solve grudges.

    • @rainrain2233
      @rainrain2233 3 роки тому +110

      id go commit genocide on the karens, if its legal then its legal

    • @skarlet6639
      @skarlet6639 3 роки тому +40

      @@rainrain2233 you... you’re on to something wanna team if it happens?

  • @jacobhall4655
    @jacobhall4655 3 роки тому +1327

    "You're in LA. This is already a fatal mistake"

  • @iloveplasticbottles
    @iloveplasticbottles 2 роки тому +120

    Me: **dies**
    Cinema Summary: that was a pretty stupid thing to do. Studies have shown that dying increases the odds of death by 100%. I would not be dead to increase my odds of survival.

  • @wojtekpolska1013
    @wojtekpolska1013 2 роки тому +20

    4:54 Unless they decide to kill you and hire a new housekeeper after the purge...

  • @guyandalaptop434
    @guyandalaptop434 3 роки тому +3929

    Pog this man is speedrunning horror movies

    • @idxnn6023
      @idxnn6023 3 роки тому +15

      Yes

    • @synex652
      @synex652 3 роки тому +40

      dude he needs to be monitered in every horror movie scene lol

    • @MinishCapKing
      @MinishCapKing 3 роки тому +46

      The Purge: Anarchy Any% Glitches WR

    • @nerium9762
      @nerium9762 3 роки тому +37

      yes lol. whenever I want to watch a movie without paying for it, I just come to this channel and summarize the whole movie in 10-15 minutes lol.

    • @freshlybaked1660
      @freshlybaked1660 3 роки тому +9

      Pog champ

  • @pixlord9773
    @pixlord9773 3 роки тому +2213

    Half these Protagonists act like they‘ve never experienced a purge...

    • @xavier5920
      @xavier5920 3 роки тому +74

      How I'd beat the purge😂😂😂:
      Step 1:BEAT THE PURGE

    • @suzypilled
      @suzypilled 3 роки тому +35

      @@xavier5920 that aint related to the comment chief just comment it normally and not use the reply section lol

    • @dyevoo
      @dyevoo 3 роки тому +19

      @@suzypilled why u gotta be so mad about it lol

    • @suzypilled
      @suzypilled 3 роки тому +31

      @@dyevoo it just annoys me a little lol sorry if I came as rude to yall lol-

    • @kodesh1674
      @kodesh1674 3 роки тому +11

      1. Dress up like them
      2. blend in.

  • @JOSIPPOGI
    @JOSIPPOGI 2 роки тому +9

    I imagine two guys on a gunfight and then the sirens ring
    1st guy:damm next year
    2nd:yeah gg bro

  • @michaelspikes1506
    @michaelspikes1506 Рік тому +1

    Nice review sir thank you

  • @allisproduction2716
    @allisproduction2716 3 роки тому +4186

    "the purge is coming!"
    **buys ticket**
    **leaves country**
    *credit roll*

  • @youshouldintrospectmore
    @youshouldintrospectmore 3 роки тому +1327

    *Stay In The Living Room. Everyone Knows You Can't Die In The Living Room*

  • @lucidcjg9801
    @lucidcjg9801 2 роки тому

    im literally binge watching these videos they are so good

  • @K1TMusic312
    @K1TMusic312 2 роки тому

    How long did he spend searching all of this, Great Job. That deserves a Subscribe.

  • @Nasif_tg
    @Nasif_tg 3 роки тому +1747

    Easiest ways to survive the purge:
    Go on a vacation on another country
    Dont live in a major city
    Prepare before hand
    Be the camera man
    Be one of the protagonists
    Be rich
    Dont be american

    • @alduintheanti-dragonborn
      @alduintheanti-dragonborn 3 роки тому +58

      What about being a soldier and living in a fort or something? Pretty sure the government doesn't want their own active duty soldiers killing each other, nor do they want others raiding their forts. Pretty sure they also don't want people raiding military installations, plus they will always be guarded. As long as you're not selected to go on Purge duty, you should be fine.

    • @fiarubold
      @fiarubold 2 роки тому +16

      Live in greenland

    • @noexiong1953
      @noexiong1953 2 роки тому +19

      @James Alex 25% safe i'd say

    • @gray2156
      @gray2156 2 роки тому +24

      @James Alex 25% chance to die during the purge innit

    • @mauthemau6260
      @mauthemau6260 2 роки тому +4

      I live in CR so I would be totally chilling.

  • @420roachdoggjr
    @420roachdoggjr 3 роки тому +1468

    I like how Shane and Liz go out to buy groceries like an hour before the Purge. Seriously, you can go half a day without food if it meant risking your lives.

    • @khalil42
      @khalil42 3 роки тому +102

      I fucking know right somebody who finally mentions this 😂

    • @clara-lovescats319
      @clara-lovescats319 3 роки тому +3

      @@khalil42 😂😂

    • @reyvaldosoetiman2389
      @reyvaldosoetiman2389 3 роки тому +49

      or stock up one day before
      what they are doing is not wise decision

    • @paigerichards8739
      @paigerichards8739 3 роки тому +53

      @@reyvaldosoetiman2389 arent they only missing like one meal? dinner? cuz the purge goes overnight. I guess if they needed toilet paper but seriously, who buys tp when theyve fully ran out

    • @reyvaldosoetiman2389
      @reyvaldosoetiman2389 3 роки тому +2

      @@paigerichards8739 idk mate ask them not me. im not even in the country purge based on

  • @StriderStryker
    @StriderStryker 2 роки тому +9

    *DOOM music starts playing*
    Everyone: _Why do I hear boss music?_

  • @jakebromley1213
    @jakebromley1213 2 роки тому +2134

    I love how in these movies everyone waits and obeys the sirens when in reality people would start early and finish late because with so much widespread chaos it would be too hard to prove.

    • @___________2169
      @___________2169 2 роки тому +88

      That’s what I was thinking

    • @noellesupremacy3460
      @noellesupremacy3460 2 роки тому +82

      well in the last movie, everyone was being monitored by the government but pretty sure that didn’t apply in anarchy.

    • @catwithagun7410
      @catwithagun7410 2 роки тому +60

      *LAUGHS IN FOREVER PURGE*

    • @depressivschwul2377
      @depressivschwul2377 2 роки тому +44

      @@catwithagun7410 the forever Purdue is I feel is the more realistic view. Give them a taste of the sadistic bloodlust they won’t want to give it up. With racist and homophonic people they would enjoy this. 12 hours to let whatever sick anger you have inside of you be legal. They wouldn’t just give that up. The government yes could quickly fix it up quickly but what if did happen in masses? What if you had people in the government who agreed. It would yet again be solved I feel quickly. Though of course it is scary if you truly think on how this could happen.

    • @Leonard_Wolf_2056
      @Leonard_Wolf_2056 2 роки тому

      @@depressivschwul2377 considering how delusional the alphabet syndicate is, a bullet is the only cure. Not Even Jesus can save them.

  • @nevensavic8987
    @nevensavic8987 3 роки тому +1702

    How to beat Purge:
    Step 1:be a cameraman

  • @flimsytable4550
    @flimsytable4550 2 роки тому +17

    Normal people in purge: *scared and dead*
    Me in the purge: *Steals PCs*
    Also me: 1000 Bucks a pop

  • @KkSakki
    @KkSakki 2 роки тому

    dude ur the best youtuber ever i love your vids

  • @ScooterHubTV
    @ScooterHubTV 3 роки тому +530

    I really just got a whole movie in 16 minutes

    • @b1battledroid447
      @b1battledroid447 3 роки тому +37

      This is part of why I watch these vids

    • @verxxe.00
      @verxxe.00 3 роки тому +2

      15:51 minutes.

    • @alexa-hr4vz
      @alexa-hr4vz 3 роки тому +1

      @@verxxe.00 it’s 16 🐚

    • @cristian-ve7jo
      @cristian-ve7jo 3 роки тому

      Ya same these are so good i just whish there where more

    • @cristian-ve7jo
      @cristian-ve7jo 3 роки тому +3

      @@verxxe.00 you mean 15:52

  • @Saltarooo
    @Saltarooo 3 роки тому +2218

    i love how the purge goes to
    killers: ooooh ur fucked
    *sirens plays*
    killers: wanna get breakfast?

    • @reyvaldosoetiman2389
      @reyvaldosoetiman2389 3 роки тому +108

      okay its over guys
      hey you guys over there wanna go to the hospital together?

    • @plushyyyyyyyy
      @plushyyyyyyyy 3 роки тому +40

      fr the first one when everyone just walked out of the house and back to theirs after just trying to kill each other LOL

    • @TheTasberry
      @TheTasberry 3 роки тому +10

      In the first one the "neighbors" were forced to leave the house they did it against thiere will

    • @plushyyyyyyyy
      @plushyyyyyyyy 3 роки тому +4

      @@TheTasberry yeah that's what i was saying

    • @questionablequestion8918
      @questionablequestion8918 3 роки тому +15

      Imagine in the backround a purger is saying 'EZ NUB GET BETTER LOL REKT EZ EZ'

  • @primeart7838
    @primeart7838 7 місяців тому +1

    i don't pay much attention to state farm ads, but this one is literally to die for

  • @kingjulienfeetenthusiast
    @kingjulienfeetenthusiast 2 роки тому +11

    "Purge is here I'm super scared. "
    **Confronts my enemies,steal millions and fly to a different country**
    Credit rolls

  • @octobr1
    @octobr1 3 роки тому +723

    This is the guy that prepared the traps in home alone

  • @Sethoshini95
    @Sethoshini95 3 роки тому +1079

    someone said this already, but the best thing to do on purge night is to book a one-night stay in mexico/canada and file your taxes for zero income.
    Goverment is gonna quit purging really quick once they get 0 tax revenue...

    • @bl4cksp1d3r
      @bl4cksp1d3r 3 роки тому +134

      I'm confused why everyone wants to kill others. Everything else is so much more worth to do lil

    • @Rando240
      @Rando240 3 роки тому +26

      or live by a border and just cross it for the 12 hours.

    • @numberbndl3763
      @numberbndl3763 3 роки тому +68

      @@bl4cksp1d3r yeah I would rather shoplift than murder. I mean threatening scalpers would be fun too tho. Honestly tho I would probably not do anything besides stay home

    • @thebelgianlemon6815
      @thebelgianlemon6815 3 роки тому +55

      @@bl4cksp1d3r In the Purge universe it’s mostly government paid killers that kill poor people for population control

    • @TraceguyRune
      @TraceguyRune 3 роки тому +28

      Filling your taxes is stupid for 2 reasons
      1. Purge doesn't happen during tax season.
      2. Filling your taxes takes more than a day, the the IRS will deny your application and ask you to resubmit.

  • @MuslimanDardania
    @MuslimanDardania 2 роки тому

    I like the hard2hurt refrence in the beginning

  • @warmlegosoda
    @warmlegosoda 2 роки тому +10

    "You're stranded in downtown LA"
    already a bad start

  • @geekedmfs
    @geekedmfs 3 роки тому +743

    Imagine the landlord survived and when the purge ends he be like
    *”Ayo you better pay rent”*

    • @sxturn3495
      @sxturn3495 3 роки тому +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @AveryTomfoolerySpecialist3682
      @AveryTomfoolerySpecialist3682 3 роки тому +12

      I'd say "Ay fuck you(slap him) I'm movin' out"

    • @danialwrx
      @danialwrx 3 роки тому +32

      "you'll get your rent after you fix this damn door"!!

    • @chess_ly
      @chess_ly 3 роки тому +4

      @@danialwrx omg spider man hahahaha

    • @danialwrx
      @danialwrx 3 роки тому +3

      @@chess_ly ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ

  • @alien3.0c
    @alien3.0c 3 роки тому +1321

    Everybody: killing each other on the streets
    Me: *fancy hoverboard noises*

  • @mrincognito2224
    @mrincognito2224 2 роки тому

    this is lovely in cinematic mode

  • @Otw2success
    @Otw2success 2 роки тому

    OH MY THESE VIDS ARE INTERESTINGGG

  • @Erm1785
    @Erm1785 3 роки тому +346

    your door gets broken down. a man with a button up shirt and tie covered in blood and a shotgun
    (shot gun pump)
    “we’ve been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty this will be our last time trying to contact you”

    • @Alino-
      @Alino- 3 роки тому +14

      Most I've laughed at a comment in awhile. I get this damn spam call literally every day, usually 5+ times a day.

    • @taternater7495
      @taternater7495 3 роки тому +6

      @@Alino- once you block one number, they call you from another. makes me want to run in their office with a shotgun

    • @boopbloop8725
      @boopbloop8725 2 роки тому +5

      me crying: "I don't even have a car..."

    • @Erm1785
      @Erm1785 2 роки тому +3

      @@boopbloop8725 then your existing warranty

    • @boopbloop8725
      @boopbloop8725 2 роки тому +1

      @@Erm1785 me crying even more: "I never wanted to exist..."

  • @FatherJacob
    @FatherJacob 3 роки тому +804

    If the purge was real i would.......sleep cause i bet you school would be on the next day lol.

    • @thelogicalfallacy4635
      @thelogicalfallacy4635 3 роки тому +186

      The teachers are going to come in like they didn't just kill that annoying brat in their class an hour before.

    • @mr.buttnugget3023
      @mr.buttnugget3023 3 роки тому +16

      @@thelogicalfallacy4635 right 😂😂

    • @DaSilverBackz
      @DaSilverBackz 3 роки тому +23

      *Mexican mom comes in with chancla*
      “HERES MOMMY!”

    • @Nah...Imactually
      @Nah...Imactually 3 роки тому +6

      Burn the school.

    • @davidmata7576
      @davidmata7576 3 роки тому +2

      @@DaSilverBackz 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AeroDinero
    @AeroDinero 2 роки тому

    Anybody like this channel because of the facts and logic this man speaks???

  • @thatpigfrommoana1986
    @thatpigfrommoana1986 2 роки тому +8

    Everyone: *starts killing and commiting crimes*
    me: *puts milk before the cereal*

  • @magmagamerlive9732
    @magmagamerlive9732 3 роки тому +597

    Dude. there is one obvious to survive.
    You have to hide under your blanket. Everyone knows nothing bad can get you there.

    • @brianbradley1345
      @brianbradley1345 3 роки тому +84

      Or just close your eyes if you can't see them they can't see you.

    • @Vhlathanosh
      @Vhlathanosh 3 роки тому +7

      Haha

    • @MrNickPresley
      @MrNickPresley 3 роки тому +44

      Just tell them no. They can't kill you without your consent.

    • @davidyt_gamingsub4670
      @davidyt_gamingsub4670 3 роки тому +6

      @@brianbradley1345 fun fact:

    • @mintycokies8057
      @mintycokies8057 3 роки тому +7

      Personally. All this bullshit is making my head hurt. Honestly I would try and find a safe place in my home like a possible attic or like just under the floor mats and sleep the whole 12 hours. Like 🤨

  • @Manudyne
    @Manudyne 3 роки тому +527

    "You're stranded in downtown LA..."
    Oh fuck no

  • @dawsonboxing
    @dawsonboxing 2 роки тому

    Love the shoutout to hard 2 hurt.

  • @MyNameIsHeh
    @MyNameIsHeh 2 роки тому +10

    How to beat Purge:Have A Damn Bunker That has a High Security Level

    • @YallWildin
      @YallWildin 2 роки тому

      You just said what im thinking

  • @catspeed4149
    @catspeed4149 3 роки тому +2365

    *Purges pointing shot guns at me*
    The duolinggo bird: *Kills them all*
    Me: why did you save me?
    Duolinggo bird: *you still have more spanish classes to attend, you die when i say so*

  • @nahfam1596
    @nahfam1596 3 роки тому +770

    ” It might cost you an arm and a leg but at least not your life” at that point I’d wanna die

    • @akito4105
      @akito4105 3 роки тому +21

      Lmao facts

    • @Thv966
      @Thv966 3 роки тому +6

      🎵I don't wanna die, I don't wanna die, so you're gonna have to...🎵

    • @DrMontrays
      @DrMontrays 3 роки тому +11

      ikr
      a lot of the times I just imagine what I wouldn't be able to do with myy arms/hands or legs/feet. It's terrible lmao

    • @kismethappel7811
      @kismethappel7811 3 роки тому +4

      @@DrMontrays ... You do realize "Cost an arm and a leg" is a saying right? It means "Extremely expensive." not "Literally lop off a limb to pay for it."

    • @fellith4295
      @fellith4295 3 роки тому +8

      @@kismethappel7811 in this scenario and on this channel you should take it quite literally because chances are it is

  • @therandommemer9397
    @therandommemer9397 2 роки тому

    You have some pretty good humour man

  • @jaqaviousontavious1504
    @jaqaviousontavious1504 2 роки тому

    Have a damn good day my man, a damn good day!

  • @alexsock116
    @alexsock116 3 роки тому +304

    im a simple man i see cinema summary upload i like

    • @keeganhymer8467
      @keeganhymer8467 3 роки тому +1

      Boy I tell ya what, There’s nothing better than the fresh clean taste of a burger made on a propane fueled grill with proper propane accessories

    • @qfm-footballmontages75
      @qfm-footballmontages75 3 роки тому +5

      @@keeganhymer8467 agreed my friend

    • @thethe6604
      @thethe6604 3 роки тому

      @@qfm-footballmontages75 no with fuel and gasoline e

  • @moop1518
    @moop1518 3 роки тому +313

    "They should go underground"
    Ok they're underground
    "THATS A HORRIBLE IDEA THEY CAN ONLY GO IN TWO DIRECTIONS WHAT WERE THEY THINKING"

    • @thepillar_2864
      @thepillar_2864 3 роки тому +12

      Lol what is he trying to say? Be useful and useless?? 😅🤣😆

    • @darrellli6097
      @darrellli6097 2 роки тому +31

      he meant in an underground tunnel, not a subway. the underground tunnel he was talking about is not accessible to most people, but the subway is

  • @anneshields2010
    @anneshields2010 2 роки тому

    Love these movies

  • @Itbecheese
    @Itbecheese Рік тому

    About the golf course, specially get in the sand traps and cover yourself in as much sand as possible, or if you’re up for it get in the pond trap

  • @AmongUs-dy3cq
    @AmongUs-dy3cq 3 роки тому +406

    Step 1, don’t leave traps
    If they are triggered after the purge is done you’re going to jail

    • @francescosaverioboccia6317
      @francescosaverioboccia6317 3 роки тому +17

      Actually no. It is not illegal to buy traps, it is to place them in the city. But if you do so in the purge.. you have done nothing illegal

    • @ramdeokumar7499
      @ramdeokumar7499 3 роки тому +4

      I would be like cod mobile with a sentry gun

    • @critizon3074
      @critizon3074 3 роки тому +14

      @@francescosaverioboccia6317 Yes it's not illegal but... if the trap isn't activated and someone accidentally triggers it AFTER the purge then I think it's gonna be a problem

    • @TheFikri136
      @TheFikri136 3 роки тому +16

      @@francescosaverioboccia6317 Didn't you read the guy said "triggered after the purge"?

    • @francescosaverioboccia6317
      @francescosaverioboccia6317 3 роки тому +7

      @@TheFikri136 didn't you understand that it isn't illegal to possess traps but only to place them in certain places? If you do so during the purge it can trigger whenever. Not your fault. Not even possible to demonstrate that you placed them

  • @leonzhang7821
    @leonzhang7821 3 роки тому +540

    Purge in movies: Mass Murder
    Purge in real life: Pirating games

    • @daniroadto900lbsdeadlift4
      @daniroadto900lbsdeadlift4 3 роки тому +57

      like i don't get how murder is the most happening crime in the Purge. Like there are soo much better illegal and actually moral things you could do loool

    • @kadenmajames8915
      @kadenmajames8915 3 роки тому +6

      @@daniroadto900lbsdeadlift4 Rape is also an alternative, I guess .

    • @smuggg3442
      @smuggg3442 3 роки тому +19

      @@kadenmajames8915 boi wuat

    • @ashleythetrashley1726
      @ashleythetrashley1726 3 роки тому +10

      I mean it makes good horror movies but when you think about it,most people would not just murder everyone. Yeah, a lot would and you of course would have to look out for that(stick with a group of morally better people). But most would just be doing theft or goofing off by doing something like going somewhere even if it's illegal to or something else.

    • @pubzies6857
      @pubzies6857 3 роки тому +1

      @@kadenmajames8915 broo..you are a menance

  • @DestroyerOfEvil_69
    @DestroyerOfEvil_69 7 місяців тому +1

    Here to study for the near future 👍

  • @lucianionescu6739
    @lucianionescu6739 Рік тому +1

    “Have a damn good day” It never gets old.

  • @mia1171
    @mia1171 3 роки тому +1987

    If I knew there was gonna be a purge, I’d start preparing MONTHS in advance, I’d build a secret bunker disguised as my garden, get weapons, security cams for outside, food and water, a gaming set, decent WiFi and I’d be set for the night 😂

    • @germandalek9687
      @germandalek9687 3 роки тому +161

      You could than, just earn money via hacking, manipulating the market or otherwise earn millions online

    • @cameronjohnson5256
      @cameronjohnson5256 3 роки тому +233

      Gaming was your first mistake. You might lose and then rage and allow everyone to know where you are. I would not play videogames but rather watch the entry points to the bunker. You could get a family member or trustworthy friend (someone who wont kill you) and have them watch entry points in shifts so no one stands around to the point where their bored and falling asleep.

    • @thekawaiigamer7338
      @thekawaiigamer7338 3 роки тому +26

      Or just leave and come back

    • @smirglepapier531
      @smirglepapier531 3 роки тому +53

      Just... emigrate?

    • @foxson7197
      @foxson7197 3 роки тому +10

      I would go onto the top of a building with a sniper rifle plus explosive bullets

  • @ZomB-
    @ZomB- 3 роки тому +468

    The purge: starts
    Me: downloads cartoon network app without my parents permission.

  • @LaughReacts_
    @LaughReacts_ 2 роки тому

    this guy is the best

  • @ANormalName1
    @ANormalName1 2 роки тому +4

    Purge Survival Tips (With no GUNS):
    Grab any sharp object to Protect yourself,
    Stay in a safe place,
    Grab all supplies you Need like Food, water, and possibly camping supplies,
    Go out in a forest and camp there,
    Be as quiet as an ant,
    Be armored,
    Do not trust anyone except for Family.
    Done.

  • @puddles1917
    @puddles1917 3 роки тому +416

    When a zombie apocalypse happens I’m going to this guys house

    • @justjordan7531
      @justjordan7531 3 роки тому +1

      lol

    • @LMAO-ft4sv
      @LMAO-ft4sv 3 роки тому +3

      Who is that in your pfp? 😳

    • @puddles1917
      @puddles1917 3 роки тому +4

      @@LMAO-ft4sv That’s Yona from the anime “Yona of the dawn”

    • @BucketHeadKing
      @BucketHeadKing 3 роки тому +6

      Either that or “Nerd Explains” House, he has some knowledge about zombies

    • @2uah464
      @2uah464 3 роки тому

      bro im already there

  • @eugenio027
    @eugenio027 3 роки тому +147

    8:54 "They could go underground"
    *They go underground*
    11:12 "Being underground is the worst place to be"

    • @ADJackD
      @ADJackD 3 роки тому +14

      They went subway underground easily accessible

  • @thedog978
    @thedog978 2 роки тому

    I watched this purge so many times

  • @Scarslife282
    @Scarslife282 2 місяці тому

    I love that sergeant from purge election year

  • @blasto1291
    @blasto1291 3 роки тому +519

    Tbh, i really wanna see a movie where a maid or something actually tries offing the rich family and succeeds

    • @ScarabCentral
      @ScarabCentral 3 роки тому +36

      There’s a movie quite like that. I forget the name but I think Cinema Summery has done a video on it before. A woman is to be wedded to a very wealthy husband whose family play a sadistic game of hide and seek where they try and murder the woman, she fights back and kills them.

    • @sofiabianchi8707
      @sofiabianchi8707 3 роки тому +27

      @@ScarabCentral Ready or Not is the movie’s name

    • @Dark_Angel07
      @Dark_Angel07 3 роки тому +11

      In season 1 of The Purge tv series, something similar happens with the staff of a rich family.

    • @De_Rustige
      @De_Rustige 3 роки тому +1

      @@Dark_Angel07 wait the Purge has a series? Could you tell me more

    • @siicklyy
      @siicklyy 3 роки тому +5

      @@De_Rustige by that he means the first movie of the purge with the private school high schoolers and the homeless that saved them who was actually in this movie anarchy trying to stop the purge the anti

  • @kikiyarah27
    @kikiyarah27 3 роки тому +550

    How to survive the purge:
    -Don’t let your country go into such disrepair that you felt the need to let all crimes be legal for half a day

    • @zaramoore9207
      @zaramoore9207 3 роки тому +13

      I’m pretty sure they did it in the movie because of overpopulation.

    • @SixWasTaken
      @SixWasTaken 3 роки тому

      U know karatae

    • @kikiyarah27
      @kikiyarah27 3 роки тому +7

      @@zaramoore9207 really? I know it was started because of crime rates going up and unemployment

    • @turtle-kl7ur
      @turtle-kl7ur 3 роки тому +14

      @@zaramoore9207Kind of a stupid reason overpopulation always happens during history but its stable, never goes out of hand, one generation has like by average 6 kids per family and the next 2 kids by average and so it goes on has always been like that

    • @kingofdemons948
      @kingofdemons948 3 роки тому +17

      @@zaramoore9207 the government claims it’s so people could let their anger out, but it’s really so they could wipe out the poor population

  • @kingofvirtual
    @kingofvirtual Рік тому

    I love the dry humor said without a change of tone

  • @zeroryu3
    @zeroryu3 2 роки тому

    Make a trip into the deep woods and try to find a cave or something of the like that you could try to camouflage where it would be harder to find.

  • @Khannyn
    @Khannyn 3 роки тому +491

    How to survive the purge: don't

    • @worm3041
      @worm3041 3 роки тому +10

      How to survive: don't live in the US

    • @nashad978
      @nashad978 3 роки тому +1

      Awesome!your pfp is charlie from hazbin hotel

  • @skyy3209
    @skyy3209 3 роки тому +707

    Killers when Siren plays :
    "Bro wanna Go play minecraft?"
    "Sure"

    • @mrtheonexx8749
      @mrtheonexx8749 3 роки тому +16

      You mean call of duty, so they can continue the violence that was happening on a screen

    • @goozye1104
      @goozye1104 3 роки тому +20

      @@mrtheonexx8749 7 year old me: wanna see?
      I've done some horrible things in Minecraft

    • @michaelj.jackson5592
      @michaelj.jackson5592 3 роки тому

      UA-cam drunk

    • @michaelj.jackson5592
      @michaelj.jackson5592 3 роки тому

      @Toppers for me it said 199 likes but replies 201 likes

    • @tseye2478
      @tseye2478 3 роки тому

      @@michaelj.jackson5592 when you go to the replies it refreshes the likes

  • @rebeccameakin6932
    @rebeccameakin6932 Рік тому

    Lesson from this TEAM WITH THIS GUY

  • @bigwhitehound
    @bigwhitehound 2 роки тому +3

    1. Don't live in a urban area. 2. Get weapon/tactical/self-defense training (you got a year). 3. Fortify your home. 4. Get weapons, ammo, supplies. 5. Don't help anyone but those with you!

  • @cuckooreloaded
    @cuckooreloaded 3 роки тому +676

    in reality, we be just stealin everything we can, especially a star wars lego set

    • @aidanzeitz4940
      @aidanzeitz4940 3 роки тому +8

      fax

    • @incearoarthememestar830
      @incearoarthememestar830 3 роки тому +22

      *me grabbing 63 iPhone 11s*

    • @ipe0123
      @ipe0123 3 роки тому +10

      ​@@incearoarthememestar830 I would be grabbing components for pc and also valuable items. Not some iphones.

    • @incearoarthememestar830
      @incearoarthememestar830 3 роки тому +7

      @@ipe0123 I could resell the iPhones for more on Ebay so then i would have much more money then i could prob get a fancy apartment and a lot of food

    • @ipe0123
      @ipe0123 3 роки тому +3

      @@incearoarthememestar830 really beacuse iphones dont cost too much like rtx and other valuable stuff does.

  • @kepler_drew853
    @kepler_drew853 3 роки тому +497

    Cinema Survey: I'd go underground
    Also Cinema Survey: This tunnel is the worst place for them to be

    • @terrylap6132
      @terrylap6132 3 роки тому +40

      He meant underground in a place that isn’t so publicly accessible. I mean, would you check an abandoned underground tunnel that nobody knows about?

    • @travisv518
      @travisv518 3 роки тому +9

      @@terrylap6132 Why would you go into the subway as a purger looking to kill people? Sure, you might run into 5 people who got stuck outside and have to cross the entire city and are in this exact part of the subway, but also, there might be no one down there and now your buggy is probably stuck in a subway and you wasted a bunch of time driving down an empty tunnel?

    • @terrylap6132
      @terrylap6132 3 роки тому +3

      @@travisv518 Fair point.

    • @combostreaker30
      @combostreaker30 3 роки тому

      Frikin dumb you should rewatch or listen more

    • @MoNehNeh17
      @MoNehNeh17 3 роки тому +1

      combo streaker calm down baby

  • @tylerredforge5563
    @tylerredforge5563 2 роки тому +6

    Everyone: killing eachother
    Me: steals trees and plants them in the front of my apartment because there’s no plants on the front and it looks like a wasteland

  • @2BeagleBagles
    @2BeagleBagles 2 роки тому

    I find it funny how he says I have no idea what to do but this is all about how to be and what to do

  • @marianolaguzzi
    @marianolaguzzi 3 роки тому +454

    Here's how I would survive the purge: since the purge is a yearly event, you have one whole year to prepare ahead, so I would use this time to... Move to Europe, I mean, come on, are you seriously going to stay in a place where every year you have to face 12 hours where you will almost certainly die??

    • @kenseimoore1857
      @kenseimoore1857 3 роки тому +18

      same bro, staying there is just asking to die

    • @budys3152
      @budys3152 3 роки тому +37

      Or Canada, the maple syrup taste really good

    • @marianolaguzzi
      @marianolaguzzi 3 роки тому +21

      @bøņę đåđđý One could do that, but I think at that point it might just make more sense to move to Europe (or literally anywhere where the purge doesn't happen) permanently, as you wouldn't have to worry about finding where to go, paying for the journey, taking vacation days off work, etc

    • @beautifulrose6039
      @beautifulrose6039 3 роки тому

      Is there gonna be a purge this year?

    • @ItsShadew
      @ItsShadew 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah, honestly just take a yearly vacation during purge week.