Absolutely - Bert Bastard (Hokey Cokey)

Arse! An old man performs the hokey cokey... to some degree.
This is a clip from the Channel 4 sketch show Absolutely, written by and starring Pete Baikie, Morwenna Banks, Jack Docherty, Moray Hunter, Gordon Kennedy and John Sparkes:
If you enjoyed this clip, please buy the Absolutely Everything DVD Boxset - available in shops now and online.
I do not own this programme - this video is solely to promote the series and the actors and writers who star in the clip.

[@sisterofnight451]

his 'Arse' stayed with me all these years haha

[@muckelprice]

Without doubt one of the most sublime and hilarious characters of the comic genius that is John Sparks.
Check out Bert and the Over 80s disco, 'That damn social worker' and listen to the live audience literally groaning to a very unPC but loveable character.
On par and years ahead with Catherine Tates 'nan'.
DIY with Denzil and Gwynedd is also as daft and surreal as it gets.
Absolutely brilliant.

[@MrTrevor181]

Haven't seen this for ages...had me in stitches!.

[@hellochicago2]

I'm making myself a soundtrack CD of the best of Absolutely; this will be one of the highlights.

[@johnrider5701]

This will be me in a few years .

[@Chivlingtonbicuspid1]

Why only 3 comments in 3 years? Are you all as incapable of typing as bert is at hokey coley?!
Great to see it after again all this time, cheers

[@commandingjudgedredd1841]

Arse!!

[@hellochicago2]

I still knows how to please the Ladies, down at the Day Center....
First I stimulates their Clematis, and then I touches 'em on the Quim!
Lovely!

[@stephenowens3687]

You can see where 'The Fast show' got the catch phrase, and unluck Alf from.

[@DrThorpeLee]

mint.

[@That_Random_Bloke]

Oh ARSE....

[@hoxseptem4073]

*A R S E*

[@Boylieboyle]

Sounds like it IS you already lol