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  • @rholyoak
    @rholyoak Рік тому +1355

    For years now, I can't hear the word 'eleven' without thinking of this sketch.

  • @akent6393
    @akent6393 5 років тому +4272

    This never gets old...even though they both clearly and audibly pronounce "eleven."..in a normal accent favorable to the English language.

    • @Salliana_Of_Suramar
      @Salliana_Of_Suramar 2 роки тому +71

      they just had to say it like Russians do..... this lift would just fall and hide somewhere frightened))))))) or in German)))))) historically the most coarse, rude and frightening accents....

    • @yunusozkan8969
      @yunusozkan8969 2 роки тому +62

      they could have just tried ten, you cannot go wrong with it

    • @Anti_Code.Official
      @Anti_Code.Official 2 роки тому +10

      Me and my friend is going to re act that

    • @konstantin.v
      @konstantin.v 2 роки тому +10

      @@yunusozkan8969 , or can you?.. 😁

    • @opticnerve8927
      @opticnerve8927 2 роки тому +14

      Can you imagine Liverpool, new castle, Manchester, east end of London, Essex boys 😉

  • @ChimeraLotietheBunny
    @ChimeraLotietheBunny 2 роки тому +1880

    Nostalgic...seeing different fandom doing all versions...love it

    • @Starmadien2019
      @Starmadien2019 Рік тому +30

      Good Omens did one

    • @Darklor_WCF
      @Darklor_WCF Рік тому +6

      The original is from the movie Carwash

    • @hopeless1617
      @hopeless1617 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Starmadien2019best version of it ive seen, and the tall guy actually sounds like DT

    • @irisefidia9139
      @irisefidia9139 5 місяців тому +1

      I saw the bsd version with FukuMori lmao

    • @RanjeethMD
      @RanjeethMD 5 місяців тому +1

      This one is the best ❤❤❤😂😂😂

  • @stdesy
    @stdesy Рік тому +2155

    "Are you from the same part of England as Dick Van Dyke?" had me dead

  • @Valentina.Crepax
    @Valentina.Crepax 2 роки тому +2682

    "where America is that? Dublin?" it gets me every time 🤣🤣

    • @FerdinandGamelin
      @FerdinandGamelin Рік тому +12

      Дублин в Америке 😂.
      вдруг в Америке действительно есть город с названием - Дублин 😂😂😂👐🏻✨

    • @alexandermaddox8695
      @alexandermaddox8695 Рік тому +24

      ​@@FerdinandGamelinyep! Theirs a dublin in ohio AND texas!!

    • @DragonCat
      @DragonCat Рік тому +7

      @@alexandermaddox8695 ну, если в США 26 городов с названием "Москва", то почему бы и паре Дублинов не оказаться? Тем более, что ирландцев то с США наверняка куда больше, чем русских 😂

    • @i_wouldprefer_not_to1196
      @i_wouldprefer_not_to1196 Рік тому +8

      I actually thought the accent sounded Russian 😂 (funnily enough)

    • @Umbra16
      @Umbra16 Рік тому +4

      @@alexandermaddox8695There’s also a Dublin in California.

  • @lucashfaria98
    @lucashfaria98 10 місяців тому +469

    "You have not selected a floor"
    "AYE WE HAVE!!!"

    • @ellie6718
      @ellie6718 Місяць тому +1

      Voice should’ve hit back with “did ye aye”

  • @EthanSmith-qg9bn
    @EthanSmith-qg9bn 3 роки тому +977

    “Just takes us anywhere ya cow” 🤣

  • @cathicook2586
    @cathicook2586 Рік тому +244

    I went on a trip this past weekend to Hilton Head, South Carolina. The rental car had an audio GPS so you could speak the destination where you wanted to go. Without exaggeration my boyfriend was able to tell her at least 15 different commands, and she recognized all of them.
    EVERY time I tried, she did not understand what I said. This happened at least 10 times. It reminded me so much of this video. I just started telling her “11“!!!

    • @largol33t1
      @largol33t1 7 місяців тому +11

      What's funny is the GPS unit I got from my father spoke in an American accent so poorly (it was made in Germany!) that I couldn't stop laughing. This was too distracting so I fumbled through the accent settings to find whatever the hell I could understand best. I would try driving around while it gave me directions, switching the accent settings whenever I kept getting confused. Lo and behold, the Swiss-German accent worked best and I am NEITHER! I don't know why the hell it was the easiest to understand.

    • @slowmo9642
      @slowmo9642 3 місяці тому

      Where you from?

    • @bwabbel
      @bwabbel 3 місяці тому

      @@largol33t1 i'm surprised that there was a swiss german accent option. maybe you understood that the best because we speak slowly and try to pronounce everything as clearly as possible xD

    • @corinnamuller2897
      @corinnamuller2897 2 місяці тому +1

      Greetings from Bavaria 😂

    • @susanandjulian
      @susanandjulian 2 місяці тому +3

      😂 I had a Garmin who pronounced anything that wasn't in English strangely. I went to the isle of Jersey and she told me to turn on pig knocks road. I thought what in the world??? Then I saw the street sign...pigneaux 😂

  • @patticake5367
    @patticake5367 2 роки тому +323

    Every Scot's worst nightmare. Voice recognition

    • @alicek.4714
      @alicek.4714 11 місяців тому +17

      I'm not Scottish, but I hate voice recognition.
      Funny thing is I like everything Scottish.
      Never thought these things are related, haha

    • @X9523-z3v
      @X9523-z3v 4 місяці тому +7

      "Please state the password"
      "Pulrpl brugla alem"
      "I'm sorry. Please try again"

    • @Georgeionescu205
      @Georgeionescu205 11 днів тому

      Shitty accent anyway

    • @siler7
      @siler7 3 дні тому

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  • @babuma81
    @babuma81 2 роки тому +665

    OMG, I watched this years ago and just laughed out so loud and hard again, thank you so much. This series should have a million view.

  • @bentuovila5296
    @bentuovila5296 Рік тому +126

    It's been nearly a decade since this video was posted and it's still funnier every time.

  • @theidiotic_one
    @theidiotic_one Рік тому +396

    The video:eleven
    The subtitles: I love Ben

    • @gabrielmlocik5049
      @gabrielmlocik5049 9 місяців тому +49

      And "a weapon"... UA-cam made the irony on whole level.

  • @Leo93087
    @Leo93087 2 місяці тому +21

    I am an English teacher. One of my students struggled to learn the word "eleven." After I showed her this video, she learned the word for good

  • @threepwood56
    @threepwood56 4 роки тому +836

    Here in New Zealand I was given a voice-activated Television to trial. It took the best part of two weeks to get it to shift to channel 10. My programme was finished, needless to say. Maybe it was the Scot in me (on my mum's side) but my reaction was much the same.

    • @cmyk8964
      @cmyk8964 Рік тому +75

      “I’m sorry, I don’t understand ‘chennal tin’.” -Smart TV

    • @OttoTheDoge
      @OttoTheDoge Рік тому +34

      I don't understand who invented that... Isn't pressing a button on the remote simple enough?

    • @Slyarno2795
      @Slyarno2795 Рік тому +11

      I had to go through pronunciation with Google and other electronics it was painful.

    • @jacquelinehauser220
      @jacquelinehauser220 Рік тому +7

      Eleven

    • @genls
      @genls Рік тому +7

      Should have tried eleven

  • @zereprotsenzerep652
    @zereprotsenzerep652 Рік тому +142

    When i am depressed alone and lonely i always went back to see this video to eased my agony and made me laughed again what a good comedy.

  • @drivesmecrazy1000
    @drivesmecrazy1000 7 років тому +404

    These guys are hilarious 😂!! Strongest first episode of a comedy series I've seen.

  • @blazypika2
    @blazypika2 11 місяців тому +48

    "you have not selected a floor"
    "AAAAP YEORS YA CAOO!!!"

  • @TheStoneageRomeo
    @TheStoneageRomeo 4 роки тому +136

    Burnistoun is brilliant. Connell and Florence are geniuses.

    • @jamescarr4662
      @jamescarr4662 Рік тому +6

      You forgot 'underrated' and 'humble'

  • @ScottishDrumLessons
    @ScottishDrumLessons 2 роки тому +83

    Every time I get to page 11 in ANYTHING...I have to quote this. If the people around me don't understand what I just did, we stop and watch this video.
    Also, for an entire year when my son was eleven, I didn't use his first name. I just called him "ELEVEN!"

    • @tequilacollins
      @tequilacollins Рік тому +3

      And prob for 11 months & 3 weeks, he would just roll his eyes. 😀

    • @ScottishDrumLessons
      @ScottishDrumLessons Рік тому +8

      @@tequilacollins He actually LOVED it :-) My younger boy lis looking forward to his turn to be called it also

    • @TheCinematicUniverseTraveler
      @TheCinematicUniverseTraveler Рік тому +2

      I'm on chapter 11 rn lol

    • @zokisr.1688
      @zokisr.1688 7 місяців тому +2

      did u call him with an English or American accent 😂😂😂

  • @badgermacfeegal618
    @badgermacfeegal618 Рік тому +35

    This never gets old, I've watched it many times and still end up collapsed in laughter!

  • @sevvra
    @sevvra Рік тому +120

    my grandad showed me this in his car about a year back, hes passed away now, but he loved this so much. miss you grandy💕

    • @ЕвгенияОнежская
      @ЕвгенияОнежская Рік тому +5

      Similar story. My grandmother showed me this a few years ago. She was very passionate about Scotland, even though she’s never been there. She passed away a year ago. Decided to rewatch it to bring some memories)

    • @Pine-y8c
      @Pine-y8c Рік тому

      My grandpa died from cancer 3 years ago
      And I’m here because…
      Idk I just like Sco’land

  • @inyobill
    @inyobill 2 роки тому +513

    We were being escorted through Frankfurt Airport by a Scottish lady (my wife is a bit disabled) last week on returning from America. When we were in the lift, I carefully ennunciated "eleven", in my best fake Scottish accent. She almost wet her undies.

  • @aninewforest
    @aninewforest Рік тому +39

    I can't remember the last time I wept with laughter. I just heard of this video in a New York Times article which mentioned the difficulties of lipreading certain accents.

  • @lukestadther1218
    @lukestadther1218 Рік тому +19

    My D&D group now shouts "Eleven!" whenever it comes up in a roll. Good shit.

  • @Nathalia_Martins
    @Nathalia_Martins 2 роки тому +682

    The greatest thing also in this video is the fact that not even close captions is able to understand and struggles with the accent... 😅🤣😂🤣😅

    • @slowerthinker
      @slowerthinker 2 роки тому +50

      "jail free pasta" ????? hehehehe, thanks for the tip ;o)

    • @Nathalia_Martins
      @Nathalia_Martins 2 роки тому +7

      @@slowerthinker You're welcome" 🤗🤭😝😜

    • @bethel1019
      @bethel1019 2 роки тому +24

      Had to watch it again with the captions. "I love Ben" 😂😂😂

    • @BK-is5fj
      @BK-is5fj 2 роки тому +9

      “England is Dick Van Dyke” 😂

    • @SethanderWald
      @SethanderWald Рік тому +3

      Lmao, omg. Just made this video so much better. 😂

  • @vladimiracseri736
    @vladimiracseri736 7 місяців тому +11

    Never ever gets old!! Only lived in Scotland for 7 years but honestly!!! The best really the best!!!

  • @eepidoodle
    @eepidoodle Рік тому +28

    I decided to watch this with subtitles on and it just made it funnier, the automatic subtitles butcher it completely. Highly recommended to watch with subtitles 🤣🤣

  • @marcelkuijper8240
    @marcelkuijper8240 10 місяців тому +15

    I'm suddenly reminded of the voice controlled software I tried to run on my Atari back in the 90's.
    That didn't work either.
    Imagine, trying to teach your computer how to do things by voice command, but first ... you need to get it to understand your command, how to make sense of what you're saying to it ... and then teach it what everything means.
    And then get it to recognize YOUR voice every time.
    It was just as frustrating as ELEVEN!
    My "Oh do whatever ya like!" came very close to "Take us anywhere, ya cow!"

  • @winistan
    @winistan 4 роки тому +161

    This is comedy gold. One for the Hall of Fame for sure !!

  • @shafiqa2
    @shafiqa2 6 років тому +213

    I watch this often to laugh. Hilarious!!!!

  • @BellTroxel
    @BellTroxel Місяць тому +4

    No matter how many times, this video makes me laugh out loud every single time! 😂😂

  • @woodrude78
    @woodrude78 10 місяців тому +28

    "Freedom" = "free doors" in the ai closed captions, amazing😊

  • @chrisgarczynski3552
    @chrisgarczynski3552 Рік тому +8

    I have lost count of the number of times that I have watched this video clip and still the tears roll down my face. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Rebeccaannjarvis
    @Rebeccaannjarvis Рік тому +18

    This is still funny also even the closed captions / subtitles don’t know the Scottish accent as they either miss out words or get them wrong

  • @JoyThiefTheBand
    @JoyThiefTheBand 3 місяці тому +9

    I remember back in around '09, my Scottish grandpa trying to get his car to call his daughter (Linda), and every time he said "Call Linda" the car would pause for a second... Then say "Media" and start playing Rod Stewart. After about 10 goes of that with my grandpa getting increasingly angry at the car, he smacks the thing, picks up his phone and just calls her, all while vowing never to use voice recognition technology ever again, as they've clearly never heard a Scotsman before.

  • @curlymike
    @curlymike Рік тому +32

    I live nowhere near any English-speaking country, but this is some good comedy.

    • @hunting69doehle62
      @hunting69doehle62 8 місяців тому +1

      I am German and can't wait that someone turns this into a sketch with Bavarians arguing with a High German voice regognition programme.

  • @UTVilla
    @UTVilla 8 місяців тому +8

    Probably the best sketch in comedy history

  • @volcaniicash6485
    @volcaniicash6485 Рік тому +34

    After fork handles, four candles, this is the best comedy sketch ever written.

  • @CollectvlyUnconsious
    @CollectvlyUnconsious 4 роки тому +72

    Oh my bloody goodness, was in public watching with closer captions. Scholar! Scholar! The auto generated text 😆🤣 the struggle is so real!

    • @ingridlaskova8526
      @ingridlaskova8526 Рік тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ef you don't understand Elango. What the fuck is Elango? 😅

    • @tihana13
      @tihana13 Рік тому +2

      And "Freedom!" becomes "Three doors!" 😂

  • @brianoneill7186
    @brianoneill7186 Рік тому +103

    Every Scottish comedy routine is required to contain 'OCH, YE COO!'

  • @justasimpleman6015
    @justasimpleman6015 Рік тому +13

    "ohh just take us anywhere ya cow. Just open the doors" Just the best line i've ever heard

    • @cdbsk76
      @cdbsk76 3 місяці тому

      Thank you. That was the ONE line I couldn't understand no matter how many times I replayed it lol

  • @SuperHns
    @SuperHns 22 дні тому +1

    Every time I enter an elevator I think about this classic video 😂 pure class

  • @Thegdee
    @Thegdee Рік тому +4

    Just the best sketch from this programme full stop. Brilliant writing and performance... 11...

  • @illbeyourstumbleine
    @illbeyourstumbleine Рік тому +3

    When I need a good laugh I come back to this video. Timeless and priceless!

  • @RinioNightcore
    @RinioNightcore 8 місяців тому +253

    Anyone here 2024?♡

  • @JaimieJo
    @JaimieJo 3 роки тому +34

    This is a classic!

  • @jamescarr4662
    @jamescarr4662 Рік тому +5

    Jesus this sketch is so underrated and humble

  • @CallsignNamur
    @CallsignNamur Рік тому +23

    Being part-Scottish myself, this is the first time I've seen and laughed at something so hard I cried. I may be American, but I embraced my Scottish heritage on my dad's side. This really made my day! SCOTLAND!🤣

  • @123shaunstodd
    @123shaunstodd Рік тому +4

    Up there with "two candles", and "my blackberry has stopped working".
    Wonderful observational comedy sketches ❤.

  • @VarmintLP
    @VarmintLP Рік тому +5

    even after years or speaking and learning english I still don't catch every word, BUT it's still one of the funniest things I've ever seen. No idea why it only got 1,2m views so far.

  • @Amethystar
    @Amethystar Рік тому +3

    I watched this years ago but still enjoy showing my friends who haven't seen it. Now they get it when I say, "Eleven!"

  • @clopyify
    @clopyify 5 років тому +214

    Plot twist:
    there were only 10 floors

    • @tabby5067
      @tabby5067 2 роки тому +13

      OMG

    • @mugthemagpie3001
      @mugthemagpie3001 10 місяців тому

      I did not think of that.

    • @cz2301
      @cz2301 9 місяців тому +2

      This explains it all lol

    • @ekathe85
      @ekathe85 8 місяців тому +1

      Wasn't it the Nigel Tufnel Plaza?

  • @puggy1999
    @puggy1999 7 років тому +62

    this is one of the best ones ever 😍

  • @KnightForHonor
    @KnightForHonor Місяць тому +1

    Seen this years ago, and it still has me rolling.🤣

  • @jennypage2005
    @jennypage2005 Рік тому +3

    Whenever I need a good laugh, I watch this. This and Fenton in the park.

  • @spozz6633
    @spozz6633 11 місяців тому +6

    These two guys dried out my tears,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @manuelagheorghitaionescu8068
    @manuelagheorghitaionescu8068 Рік тому +4

    I learned to recognize the scotish accent just watching this fantastic video! It was very very helpful! ❤️ 😀😀👍👌

  • @andresinclair8282
    @andresinclair8282 Рік тому +34

    This video always makes me laugh so hard even on my worse days 🤣🤣

    • @orsors2129
      @orsors2129 Рік тому

      My belly hurts from laughing so hard.

  • @Trynedge
    @Trynedge 8 років тому +87

    Hahah "Freedom!!!" roflmao - My scottish coworker showed me this. I love it! XD

  • @daniellbondad6670
    @daniellbondad6670 8 років тому +144

    Why does it sound a little low-toned?
    Best line:Because they knew they'd be sellin this to Scottish people who'd be goin off their nuts at it!

    • @catholicdad
      @catholicdad Рік тому +8

      Lol, I heard "for months at it"

    • @MrMcFish219
      @MrMcFish219 Рік тому

      @@catholicdad Only proves the point that only Scots can understand Scottish lmao.

  • @mojopin1994
    @mojopin1994 2 роки тому +67

    I quote this sketch EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. I kid you not, every day.

  • @HugBear137
    @HugBear137 Рік тому +2

    Returning to this gem once again. Still cracks me up 😂

  • @suzystone244
    @suzystone244 9 місяців тому +4

    Priceless in this life and in the next❤

  • @SidGolan
    @SidGolan 11 місяців тому +3

    Reminds me of the post-credits voice activated computer scene from The IT Crowd. "Hello Computer".

  • @helenswan705
    @helenswan705 Рік тому +4

    I think I shall immediately subscribe to this channel even though I already listen to a lot of Radio
    Scotland. Thanks alexa!

  • @TuYolPol
    @TuYolPol 4 місяці тому +2

    C'est le plus beau, je meurs de rire à chaque fois. Et le sous-titrage auto affiche "11" imperturbablement.

  • @johndoeii8926
    @johndoeii8926 Рік тому +4

    Rumour has it they're still stuck in the elevator...

  • @ignacioferreiro194
    @ignacioferreiro194 Рік тому +6

    Ponerle subtítulos automaticos y ver que solo entiende al ascensor es lo mejor que pudo haber pasado

  • @tatata1543
    @tatata1543 6 місяців тому +5

    Only in Scotland could two guys end up arguing with a lift😂

  • @matwalker7274
    @matwalker7274 Рік тому +2

    I think of this every time I try talking to my Subaru Voice driven console - which is just as hopeless in 2023 as when this skit was done.
    'Please' - I'm with them! Why would a machine be 'pleased' by my doing something??

  • @MrAeral
    @MrAeral 2 місяці тому

    That's by far the funniest skit I have ever seen

  • @DiDi-xn1oo
    @DiDi-xn1oo 8 місяців тому +1

    For 9 years i haven't been able to hear the word"eleven" we without thinking of this sketch😂

  • @Kovaelin
    @Kovaelin Рік тому +16

    Too bad they didn't keep going with more people getting on. Would have been fun to see that escalate.

  • @IndigenousArtst
    @IndigenousArtst Рік тому +3

    Someone just posted this on Twitter and it's the first time I have seen it. I have been laughing so hard watching this I could barely see my laptop screen! LOLOLOL!!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂

  • @mdkram
    @mdkram 10 місяців тому +2

    Brilliant! Lost track of how many times I've watched that. 🤣

  • @apocryphal_man
    @apocryphal_man 11 місяців тому +1

    The automatically generated subtitles add a completely new layer to the comedy 😂

  • @woodysmith2681
    @woodysmith2681 6 місяців тому +4

    The true test for any voice recognition software is understanding a Scotsman, especially one that's drunken and hurling insults. The true test of an AI is understanding the Scotsman's actual insults.

  • @charzz2363
    @charzz2363 2 роки тому +7

    Hawl, actual get own this man, pure heavy mental that sum machine pure like canny understand wit ye say ken wit am talkin aboot 😂

  • @lindsayloo2709
    @lindsayloo2709 Рік тому +11

    Gets me every time 😂 Scotland!!! Freedom!!!!

  • @Aleron82
    @Aleron82 8 місяців тому

    This skit will live forever! :D

  • @Nikk1-2024
    @Nikk1-2024 2 роки тому +28

    My best friends send me this and said this made him learn Scottish accent😂💀

  • @mattfrankland1922
    @mattfrankland1922 4 місяці тому

    Our Scottish friends told us to watch this and we have been in stitches. Watched it about 20 times lol😂

  • @5zaz116
    @5zaz116 4 місяці тому +2

    Love Scottish culture and accent 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @lauragraham933
    @lauragraham933 6 місяців тому

    This is first time watched this am hooked already 🎉these guys are comedy genius love there sketches 👌❤️

  • @Moyles80
    @Moyles80 Рік тому +30

    I’ve watched this so many times I’ve started saying 11 in a Scottish accent😂

  • @OldschoolDJ_Gerd
    @OldschoolDJ_Gerd Рік тому +24

    His "american accent" sounds like New York Italian maffia in movies 😂

  • @DeploraBill59
    @DeploraBill59 Рік тому +2

    FREEDOM!!!!! That totally cracked me up!! (Come on guys! Speak 'Merican!)

  • @afonsoserra8017
    @afonsoserra8017 2 роки тому +3

    "Oh Just take us anywere you cow . . .just open the doors"

  • @itslikeajungle
    @itslikeajungle Місяць тому +2

    Chatgpt can recognise a glaswegian accent now, the end times are near!

  • @beastiac3173
    @beastiac3173 4 місяці тому +4

    "Ya cant be racist to a lift"

  • @yeserguitar
    @yeserguitar 7 днів тому

    2025 and I still send this to people...

  • @moe_rm
    @moe_rm 4 роки тому +45

    Scotland SCOTLAND
    SCOTLAAAND
    FREEEEEEDOOOOOM

  • @haden636
    @haden636 8 місяців тому +1

    I can't get in an elevator and not think of this scene 😂

  • @nuvitgurer3570
    @nuvitgurer3570 Місяць тому +1

    Thanks for this video. I watched it more than 100 times and it still makes me laugh. Could you please put English subtitle in this video and the other videos. I'm Turk and it's very difficult for me to understand Scottish accent. I watched this video several times and there are still some parts that I don't understand.

  • @morganfisherart
    @morganfisherart 15 днів тому +2

    Shoulda tried "ten" - a much simpler word - and walked up the last floor.

  • @alfiegrace
    @alfiegrace 8 місяців тому

    Reminds me of my father who was born and raised in Auchinleck, Scotland.

  • @Sigismund5765
    @Sigismund5765 11 місяців тому +2

    "You have not selected a floor. AYE WE HAVE! 11!"

  • @martinwright8108
    @martinwright8108 Рік тому +7

    it's taken me eight years to realise that they could have said ten and then used the stairs.
    Well, that's sucked the joy from another vid. My work here is done. Mwahaha

  • @cocutts9301
    @cocutts9301 2 роки тому +7

    THE FUNNIEST SCETCH EVER….😂

  • @uraszz
    @uraszz Рік тому +4

    When his voice breaks at 2:03 I died lol