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Absolutely - Denzil and Gwynedd (Pregnant)
Denzil is about to get the shock of his life, as he finds out his ugly wife is seventeen years pregnant with child! Eugh! "Yes Denzil, eugh!"
This is a clip from the Channel 4 sketch show Absolutely, written by and starring Pete Baikie, Morwenna Banks, Jack Docherty, Moray Hunter, Gordon Kennedy and John Sparkes:
If you enjoyed this clip, please buy the Absolutely Everything DVD Boxset - available in shops now and online.
I do not own this programme - this video is solely to promote the series and the actors and writers who star in the clip.
This is a clip from the Channel 4 sketch show Absolutely, written by and starring Pete Baikie, Morwenna Banks, Jack Docherty, Moray Hunter, Gordon Kennedy and John Sparkes:
If you enjoyed this clip, please buy the Absolutely Everything DVD Boxset - available in shops now and online.
I do not own this programme - this video is solely to promote the series and the actors and writers who star in the clip.
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Absolutely - Gwyn (Shop)
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A strange Welshman with a twitch and a case of uncontrollable whistling decides to socialise with some of the people in a local shop, starring Gwyn of "Barry Welsh is Coming" fame. This is a clip from the Channel 4 sketch show Absolutely, written by and starring Pete Baikie, Morwenna Banks, Jack Docherty, Moray Hunter, Gordon Kennedy and John Sparkes: If you enjoyed this clip, please buy the Ab...
Absolutely - Tour Guide (Coach)
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A trip to Poland, an experience in air sea rescue and a coach trip to die for - it can only be everyone's favourite tour guide as she tells us all about the wonders of Eastern Blockbusters! This is a clip from the Channel 4 sketch show Absolutely, written by and starring Pete Baikie, Morwenna Banks, Jack Docherty, Moray Hunter, Gordon Kennedy and John Sparkes: If you enjoyed this clip, please b...
Absolutely - Denzil and Gwynned (Hoover)
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A hoover that's sucked up the missus, poor Gwynedd is tired, thirsty and very stuck, while the least Denzil is willing to do to help her is nothing at all... This is a clip from the Channel 4 sketch show Absolutely, written by and starring Pete Baikie, Morwenna Banks, Jack Docherty, Moray Hunter, Gordon Kennedy and John Sparkes: If you enjoyed this clip, please buy the Absolutely Everything DVD...
Absolutely - Dressage (Without the Horses)
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A funny skit which shows how some people make take horse dressage seriously, even when the horses aren't actually there... This is a clip from the Channel 4 sketch show Absolutely, written by and starring Pete Baikie, Morwenna Banks, Jack Docherty, Moray Hunter, Gordon Kennedy and John Sparkes: If you enjoyed this clip, please buy the Absolutely Everything DVD Boxset - available in shops now an...
Absolutely - Stoneybridge Town Council (Celebrity)
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Tom Cruise, Sean Connery, and Michelle Pfeiffipafiffa are some of the names on the table, as the local Scottish town council discuss who they should invite to open the annual jamboree. This is a clip from the Channel 4 sketch show Absolutely, written by and starring Pete Baikie, Morwenna Banks, Jack Docherty, Moray Hunter, Gordon Kennedy and John Sparkes: If you enjoyed this clip, please buy th...
Absolutely - MacGlashan (News and Sport)
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A racist (sorry, xenophobic) Scotsman presents a unique edition of the local news where mean remarks towards the English (and even the whole of Britain to be frank) are expected... This is a clip from the Channel 4 sketch show Absolutely, written by and starring Pete Baikie, Morwenna Banks, Jack Docherty, Moray Hunter, Gordon Kennedy and John Sparkes: If you enjoyed this clip, please buy the Ab...
Absolutely - Calum Gilhooley (Video Shop)
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Everyone's favourite boring man from Scotland is back with another gem of a sketch, as he comes to a vidoe shop with a bag of videos with strange names that confused him to exactly how long he was aloud to rent them for - cue punchlines! This is a clip from the Channel 4 sketch show Absolutely, written by and starring Pete Baikie, Morwenna Banks, Jack Docherty, Moray Hunter, Gordon Kennedy and ...
Absolutely - Stoneybridge Town Council (Annual Dinner Dance)
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In 1991, the Stoneybridge Town Council held a fun night of dinner, awards ceremonies for famous vidos (It's VID-EE-OS!!!), musical talents and a guest appearance from Frank Hovis, before the brilliant finale - a rendition of "There's Not Much to Do in MaCloo" This is a clip from the Channel 4 sketch show Absolutely, written by and starring Pete Baikie, Morwenna Banks, Jack Docherty, Moray Hunte...
Absolutely - Bert Bastard (Hokey Cokey)
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Arse! An old man performs the hokey cokey... to some degree. This is a clip from the Channel 4 sketch show Absolutely, written by and starring Pete Baikie, Morwenna Banks, Jack Docherty, Moray Hunter, Gordon Kennedy and John Sparkes: If you enjoyed this clip, please buy the Absolutely Everything DVD Boxset - available in shops now and online. I do not own this programme - this video is solely t...
Absolutely - Denzil and Gwynedd (Long Lost Son)
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Codfyl, Denzil and Gwynedd's long lost man-child has finally come home after 25 years being stuck at the local Kwik Save (god I miss that place lol),but with pig's neves on the menu, how does Denzil fell about suddenly becoming afather once again? This is a clip from the Channel 4 sketch show Absolutely, written by and starring Pete Baikie, Morwenna Banks, Jack Docherty, Moray Hunter, Gordon Ke...
Absolutely - Calum Gilhooley (Opinion Poll)
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Calum has put off the Jehovas Witnesses, the travel agents, and the mean behind the window at the Post Office, so what can we expect when a man on his doorstep asks him (and his mother on the phone) who they would vote for in the election... This is a clip from the Channel 4 sketch show Absolutely, written by and starring Pete Baikie, Morwenna Banks, Jack Docherty, Moray Hunter, Gordon Kennedy ...
Absolutely - Billy (Grounded)
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The naughty boy's been sent to his room, but luckily we're up there with him, so if he needs to sell any drugs or fags, or have a chat about the sign of the devil (666), that's what we're there for! This is a clip from the Channel 4 sketch show Absolutely, written by and starring Pete Baikie, Morwenna Banks, Jack Docherty, Moray Hunter, Gordon Kennedy and John Sparkes: If you enjoyed this clip,...
Absolutely - Little Girl (School)
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A building that smells like oranges and wee, where the teachers smell like sherry, no wonder your parents always run away from this place as soon as you get dropped off. The little girl is of course telling us all about school. This is a clip from the Channel 4 sketch show Absolutely, written by and starring Pete Baikie, Morwenna Banks, Jack Docherty, Moray Hunter, Gordon Kennedy and John Spark...
Absolutely - Frank Hovis (Grease)
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Another foul story from Frank Hovis about the grease in Greece. This is a clip from the Channel 4 sketch show Absolutely, written by and starring Pete Baikie, Morwenna Banks, Jack Docherty, Moray Hunter, Gordon Kennedy and John Sparkes: If you enjoyed this clip, please buy the Absolutely Everything DVD Boxset - available in shops now and online. I do not own this programme - this video is solel...
Absolutely - Bert Bastard (Over 80's Disco)
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Absolutely - Bert Bastard (Over 80's Disco)
Absolutely - Denzil and Gwynedd (Birthday)
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Absolutely - Denzil and Gwynedd (Birthday)
Absolutely - Calum Gilhooley (Booking a Flight)
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Absolutely - Calum Gilhooley (Booking a Flight)
Absolutely - Tamsin, the Top Model
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Absolutely - Tamsin, the Top Model
Absolutely - Bert Bastard (Supermarket)
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Absolutely - Bert Bastard (Supermarket)
Absolutely - Really Very Bad Swimmers Indeed
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Absolutely - Really Very Bad Swimmers Indeed
Absolutely - Denzil and Gwynedd (The Welsh Institute of Wood)
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Absolutely - Denzil and Gwynedd (The Welsh Institute of Wood)
Absolutely - Don and George (Medical)
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Absolutely - Don and George (Medical)
Absolutely - The Nice Family (Bondage)
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Absolutely - The Nice Family (Bondage)
Absolutely - MacGlashan (Cycles to the Border)
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Absolutely - MacGlashan (Cycles to the Border)
Absolutely - Little Girl (Dentists)
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Absolutely - Little Girl (Dentists)
Absolutely - Calum Gilhooley (Jehovas' Witnesses)
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Absolutely - Calum Gilhooley (Jehovas' Witnesses)
Loved this show. How much? Plenty much.
Sheer brilliance!!!
Humour from an era when comedy was still allowed to be funny.
4:52 at 9:11
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Now all have high vibes now
If this doesn't work nothing will
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Just a Wollongong
Stilll so funny
Great to see these again.
Aye....back in the days when we all could laugh at each other, before the 'offence' industry took charge.
Superb.
Comedy genius 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He’s sounds like a drunk Fireman Sam
He did the voice for Fireman Sam for a few episodes.
@@andymerrett Ik he’s childhood legend
Believe it or not this is the man who narrates Peppa Pig
HAHAHAHA! He barely even got to speak! XD
Masterpiece of revolting humour. Finetuned, perfected.
You can see where 'The Fast show' got the catch phrase, and unluck Alf from.
But, but why is he doing a Peter Sellers fake French accent if he's supposed to be Welsh?
Im fi falkirk woohoo
Falkirk
I was in hysterics for days when I first saw this. 😂
My favorite! 😅
Are it ?
Pete Baikie was gorgeous in his day.
😂😂😂😂😂
I loved this when I was a teen. John Sparkes is bloody hilarious!
Been trying to find this for years. Thought I was going mad that this existed. Just had in my head "Come to Stoneybridge" 😂😂
Terrific!
How can the English be proofs? It's the Scots who wear the skirts!
The SNP summed up in one character!
Pull yer head out of yer arse, 🤡
Can't get a pint of Old Fflegm Lovely Beer anywhere these days. Even cheese water isn't what it used to be.
One of their funniest.
I dunno, Frank Hovis's version of 'Tears' sounds rather like Gwyn's version of 'Tears'...
No, no, no. The coconut. Nobody ever believes the coconut. "What's that? The old guy's dead from a coconut? Yeah, right, you know wasting police time's an offence. Get off the phone and be glad I'm letting you off with a warning."
30-odd years on; and this remains the West Lothian way!
Where are she ? 😂
I mean, we're all thinking it.
I remember this so well🤣
Liz Truss aged nine.
Liz Truss aged ine.
Mental! He whose house it is at the end! Like a final absurdist twist at the end. Top stuff!! 👏👏👏
Vote of no confidence ....that was a class clip 😂
He reminds me of The Farmer from Shaun The Sheep
If the farmer could talk that’s pretty much what he’d sound like
The diseased mind of John Sparks...
SSSSSTONYBRIDGE!!!!
0:48 favourite looking around
I could imagine waving a flag to this
Another of my absolute favorites of all time