“If you’ve seen any horror movie ever, reading something in Latin is going to seriously ruin your day.” Of all the languages he could’ve spoke, he chose to speak facts.
22:30 I think the force field is a dome since the stoner guy wasn't able to see the stars. And in the beginning we saw a bird being fried by the walls. It wouldn't make sense to build walls that high, unless it's a dome. They probably have some flying monsters, so a dome would be necessary. Remember that the monsters must be kept inside as well, not just the victims.
Cabin in the woods was way ahead of its time. People didnt like it when it released but now when they look back at it their like "Hey that was actually pretty cool"
I saw this movie at a midnight premiere. Only 5 people were there including myself. We had a blast and even wound up moving to all sit together. I’ve never had more fun watching a movie at the theaters.
IMO That would be cool for like 3 or 5 ep cus if they make it to 2 seasons or something it would just be lame and get repetitive just the same with Final Destination series
@@finsk1659 the setting doesn't need to be in a cabin, and each episode doesn't need to portray a different monster , they could make 2-3-4 episodes on each group, maybe focus more on the operation down in the basement, even explore other regions and countries... It would definitely make a good show.
I'd argue talking about sacrificing someone as a good strategy and actually doing it would be very different. More akin to "I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it."
Saying it and doing it are 2 different things most people arent sociopaths the guilt would kick your behind and you wouldn't be able to jus kill another human
I like how instead of sacrificing himself with the possibility of his friend surviving, he chooses to not only die anyway, but also kill his friend, as well as the entire human race with it.
I love how there is alot of monsters and the movie covers them in the television.They have different ways to die and it's a good background thing for me
@@noosaibazahrah1318 no like the television in the movie, there's a scene where a tv just goes thru all the .monsters they have and pretty much everything in that tv is all practical effects
The part in Cabin in the Woods where the unicorn stabbed one of the scientists with a horn looks like it came straight out of _Amazing World of Gumball_ if it's Rated M.
If he already have to blur and put certain parts on black and white because of the blood. A staff POV vídeo would basically be: A) just a complete blur screen Or B) a black and white video Would be cool though
I've always wondered how the company dealt with damage control, specifically herding the monsters back into the cells after the event was done in the past. Some of them aren't of this world (e.g, the ghasts) and would need some critical thinking. Vacuum cleaner? Tranquilizers? Make a trail of candy leading to a box propped up by a stick on a string?
I would imagine tranquilizers for the physical creatures and in unsure about the ghost I'm more curious as to where they got the monsters from? Did the gods give them to them as tools? Maybe that's how they herd them as while they are fueled by bloodlust what if they only are bloodlusted when the gods desire a ritual meaning that when the gods were finished the monsters go docile and in a like Completely unaware state and just stand there oblivious to everything
"There is nothing you can do to stop it." "Hey, guys. I don´t want to travel to a nearly abbandond house in a completly secluded forest in the middle of nowhere with the *only* entry/exit beeing a long narrow tunel." The End. But seriously. I get they are manipulated to literaly be stereotypes, but why isn´t a single groupmember smart enough to denie the trip in the first place. The blond was already dumbed down through her hair-dye, but the rest were still themself befor going on the trip.
"Why was a long tunnel dug out specifically to access this one cabin?" "Oh ya, that does seem weird and sketchy. Probably a cartel torture site or something, let's avoid it."
@@capybara901 no they said they qork with what they got. Meaning that just because she wasn't an actual Virgin she would still count. Remember the old ones didn't get mad until they claimed that the stoner was killed when he was still alive
People here really never have heard of cabins or forests. Private land is a thing, lol, and some of it will inevitably be in relatively uninhabited areas. If you are so concerned you're going to be murdered just because you're in a secluded area that you would avoid a summer holiday with your friends whom you trust, I am rather curious as to what life you've lived up to this point lol.
I am always surprised that people are so stupid when fighting zombies. At least this movie has a reason for why they are acting stupid. Yeah, we all know the "Hit them in the head" thing to kill them. But you shouldn't just aim for the head. Aim for kneecaps and ankles. Zombies might still come after you, but without fuctioning joints, they can only crawl after you. And a crawling zombie is much less dangerous. They might be living corpses, but biomechanics still apply to them.
Fear is a hell of a drug. Garuntee you wouldn't be thinking remotely logical if fucking zombies attacked you. You'd be reduced to your primal instincts and act like an idiot too
Even better, take all their limbs off. They cant get you if they can't do more then wiggle on the floor. Also not everyone reacts the same way when affected by fear, hell some may not even care.
I love stories where the antag(s) are technically in the right when doing horrible stuff, but spite (or selfishness, i guess) drives the protag(s) to defy them and screw everyone over rather than be an involuntary sacrifice or something like that.
Weird how you think that them trying to not die and wanting to save their friends is selfish or spiteful. You wouldn't happen to be a psychopath, would you? Cuz the way you chose to describe this movie seriously gives off psychopath vibes to me. It's almost like you want to find justification for gruesome murder, especially with how you say you love these sorts of stories. In other words, you say you love these stories where gruesome murder of innocent people is justified. This foundation isn't the good guys, no matter how you slice it. Sure, they were trying to save the world, but they used the "ends justify the means," which is a textbook villain philosophy. And don't think that there couldn't have been other more moral ways to go about saving the world. Humans are a crafty bunch, and there are often way more solutions to a problem than what is presented at first. Even something as simple as being truthful about the evil gods and accepting volunteers to be sacrificed would make this so much better. History shows that there are more than enough people with the self-sacrificial trait to make this work. How difficult would it have been to make a religion out of it to ensure a lot of volunteers? It wouldn't be the most moral way of it, but it's a lot better than what they ended up with. This foundation had other options for sure, but they chose the route of deceit and torture. This makes them the villains, period. And the fact that you think they're in the right might make you a villain too, or at least a potential one.
@@ShadeSlayer1911 Dude, the first guy is playing by the movie rules, is it selfish to kill all humanity because you don't want to die alone? I'd say yes, Marty was going to die anyway so why not die while saving his friend and the rest of the world? selfishness/spite. The foundation was in the right because they were saving the whole world. You dont need to be a psychopath to believe that, its actually a pretty hard moral dilema to chose to kill few people to save a lot and theres no right answer, havent you heard of the Trolley Problem? Also the movie explains pretty well why sacrifices wouldnt work, if they dont chose stupid options they cant be punished, the ancient gods wouldnt be entertained by morally right people dying. This whole movie is a satire of thriller movies and the gods are the audience, the audience is not satisfied by people chosing the right path, i wouldnt like watching a movie where 5 good guys get killed to save the world without any accion scene or plot.
@@maca76 The ends don't justify the means. That reasoning is wrong because it can be used to excuse and justify a lot of terrible things. And I love how you just accept at face value that the foundation here is just telling the whole truth. They've already been keeping a secret for all this time. What makes you think for a moment that anything they said was true? It's likely they presented a false dichotomy: You die, or we all die. The true situation, as it almost always is in reality, is likely far more complicated than that. But they present this much simpler choice, probably to justify their own existence as well as give themselves excuses to be sadistic villains. For all we know, these ancient gods are actually able to be destroyed with modern military might. We know so little about what the actual situation is in this world, because most of it is told by the VERY unreliable foundation. But I think people like you accept what the untrustworthy foundation says without question because you WANT to believe it. You WANT to believe that the choice and situation is really this simple. You WANT to believe that these horrific acts of violence upon innocent people are justified. And THAT might tell us more about yourself than the movie. "The ends justify the means." "It's for the greater good." "Why won't you just die?" All things spoken by tyrants, dictators, and all manner of horrendous real life villains. They weren't the only people to utter these sentiments, and they won't be the last.
One of the few movies where every mistake, minus everything after the elevator discovery, is justified. Hard to actually plan around your immediate situation when you're drugged with pheromones to have you not think straight.
Late, but it is worth noting we don't know how long the drugs will stay active in their systems. Given their exposure over hours, maybe more if they were dosed in other ways before even arriving, it is entirely likely it would take days or weeks to truly recover.
The movie was supposed to echo that. That as the Audience we are the Antient Ones they have to please with a good show. Hence the archetypes and tropes.
My fav horror/thriller film!! I love how much in common it has with the SCP franchise! I also love how you transition into your sponsors in every video :) very entertaining
*Horror movie protagonist* : is born. *This guy* : And that was his biggest mistake. If i was him i would use the mother who is tired from giving birth as a meatshield to survive.
“We gotta stick together” that’s like THE SMARTEST thing anyone in ANY horror movie has ever said in existence Edit: Hi! Thanks everyone for all the likes on my comment! Means a lot!!
@@jisoosfavdiorbag5833 But points to the kids actually suggesting sticking together. That phrase alone says you’re smarter than most horror film characters
@@castbet9183 they split up because the people controlling everything sprayed them with some chemical that made them want to split up. Which doesn’t really make sense but they didn’t willingly split up.
100% on of my fav movies. Not only does it manage to be original while mocking standard horror movie tropes, but it also creates a horror movie atmosphere that i find a lot of newer horror movies fail at doing
An issue with the lantern fire idea, you seem to have forgotten about the pheromones, the moment you walk into the cabin to get the lantern, you're done for as they get their hooks I to you again. Rather leaving the "playable area" as fast as possible would be better as once you're out they've got much less of a stranglehold on your decision making, and you'll be able to better deal with any worse problems you come across. Jumping into the elevator was a risky plan but it was better than staying in an environment entirely controlled and trapped by your enemy. (we also see that the pheromone traps aren't only in the cabin but are in various parts of the woods, and even the moonlight in the area is controlled by them.) Blocking the elevator would sound nice, until you realize they have monster who would have to make their entrance from water, like.the mermen, meaning there has to be multiple different entryways, for monsters and people.
I do think that the 'pheromones mind control' type shit would only work on certain people. Like 'idiots'. Also, YOU have to remember that it is just a movie and certain things will automatically happen just because of the word 'plot'.
Burning the cabin also wouldn't work because the exterior structure is a dome. The facility contains flying monsters and they would escape if it were not for a dome.
to be fair though, this guys videos are always based on how best to survive with the knowledge that the characters have and not the knowledge that the audience has. The characters dont learn about any other creatures until they've already entered the facility. So burning the cabin down was the best idea they could have come up with as characters, its just that we as an audience know it would have been futile. Also i dont think its a dome. There would need to be some level of curvature for it to be a dome. Maybe its 4 walls and a roof. Or maybe there is no roof and they have another way of controlling the flying creatures and stopping them from fleeing. Either way i dont think its a dome.
At first I was really impressed with Cinema Summary's breakdowns and strategies. Now what astonishes me is the absolute ease of transitioning into the sponsor segments, soon I'll just think they're part of the movie explanation and I'm here for it.
So much in this movie that isn’t show here and it’s a MUST SEE if you haven’t watched it already. The whole segment where the monsters are freed is amazing to watch. So much that wasn’t covered on here so if you have yet to watch it y’all should do it immediately !
This is one of my favorite movies ever. The parody part and the idea as a whole is so well executed. I would recommend everyone watch it at least once if you are a fan of the horror genre.
I'd love a video game of this movie where you play as the facility staff, manipulating characters into being part of a horror movie. Each level has smarter people, and you have control of events. Could be fun.
@@MaxSchmidGame dead by daylight is so bad. A survivor is always doing the same exact thing. Generators, freeing yourself from pikes, running. Every game is the same
If you think about it, this is a case where you wouln't survive no matter what you do, with the whole elder god thing. Your damned if you do, your damned if you don't
imagine a video game of this. you have a cabin and a forest around it, and a basement full of objects that'll awaken different enemies depending on your choice. the goal would be to figure out how to defeat each of them. it could be pretty awesome if done correctly
@@AbstractTraitorHero or if you play as the survivors maybe your stats get lower as time goes on to reflect the drugging, so early planning and preparation becomes the most importsnt part to cope with the increasing difficulty
If you're paying attention, when they're driving the rv to the cabin, on the way a bird flies right into the border, so as the viewer, they subtly gave it away. Also he forgot to mention that "Marty" turned out to be the virgin not the fool.
@@jaimereupert4247 yup that's why i made sure to put the "knowing it was coming" part. watched it with 3 other people only my sister didnt notice the bird everyone was literally like HOW DID YOU NOT SEE IT?!!? lol. i liked that subtle nod to marty they essentially could have won but being set in "how things have to be done" burns them hard. i think one spot they messed up a little though was having the characters personalities change so fast. instead of seeing how different they end up we get told about qualities they have but we hardly see lol. if that makes sense. . thank you for adding that though i didn't think about explaining further or adding in the potential twist about marty.
I would definitely sign up, but remember that it's cinema summary, and he's willing to turn us into meatshields and sacrifice us, it's likely that he's not going to teach us everything, but rather, lead us straight into a death trap
Please.. just stop. I wish the comment section would finally do original comments again and not just " cinema summary is smart/survival expert/sociopath or " cinema summary everytime a person blink: " comments. It really gets annoying. I got it after the 30th time okay?
Or at least a couple of prequels. Maybe based on different countries’ successful **and** failed efforts in the past. They really could make this a whole CITW Universe. I’d DEFINITELY go see them.
The world ended so a sequel would be impossible but a prequel of no survivors would be kind of okay otherwise there’s no point to the concept of the movie of the stereotypical characters being sacrifices
This move takes the Darwin Award when it comes to dumb ways to die. Separate, go down into the basement alone in a abandoned haunted house and reading curses/demonic books has nothing on the guy who thought there should be a button to release all of the monsters 😂😂😂
He was not as affected by their trap for him because he threw his marijuana away so he wasn’t still smoking the tampered supply. Each of them was drugged and brainwash by the scientist.
I don’t know if cinema summary takes suggestions, but theres a very cool movie on Netflix called ‘a classic horror movie’ It fits exactly into the kind of movies that are covered here and I’d love to see his take on the movie.
I didn’t expect a video on this. Basically half the movie they are being borderline controlled which you can’t really argue much against, so I didn’t think a video like this was possible
It's only possible because CS thinks people in the control room would sit and do nothing when he sets the cabin on fire. The game is rigged and there are only one sure way to survive: be a final girl Marty cameraman.
i really like cabin in the woods as its ending is pretty terrifiying and just not happy. that's something we need more of. i mean, in most horror movies the monster/killer is killed or in some way defeated but here they can't do that. here the killers are some higher beings living inside earth. also just goes to show that maybe it's actually good that our world has relatively tame creatures living on it.
23:55 For the watchtower and the rangers, I feel the the underground facility would have their own staff patrolling to see if anything wrong happens or if a flood a happens. Either way I feel like the people controlling the cabin will be able to put out the fire easily somehow
Know your giving us tips, but you forget that these teens are being manipulated to follow the path. It's only a miracle that Marty can ask sane questions because the weed he was smoking was affecting him differently. It's hard to say if these can actually be followed when you aren't fully in control of yourself.
I haven't seen the film in a while but I think I remember them saying they're only allowed to control them a certain amount? so they can be made dumber or confused but ultimately everything has to be the kids choice or the sacrifice doesn't work.
Not unless it requires physicality like defending yourself when running or anything else isn’t an option and even if he runs away he’s likely to be slower than the attacker he’d probably get wiped with ease.
Came here to say this- sage is used in warding, to get rid of bad things, not invoke them, so if you find it in a cabin in the woods, you should skidaddle. Abanndonned sage means bad things if you ask me lol
I wonder if anyone in that facility ever thought of a contingency plan in case any monster escaped. I mean they knew what they had locked up in there enough to make bets about it and even have a button to release everything in there. So it would make sense for anyone in there to ask themselves "what if all the monsters escaped?" and have teams ready to handle the monsters and not just send a regular swat team with regular guns against Giant snakes, demon bugs, killer clowns, pinhead's brother, you name it, it was there and they just prepared a button to let them all go but not to protect themselves from them
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“If you’ve seen any horror movie ever, reading something in Latin is going to seriously ruin your day.”
Of all the languages he could’ve spoke, he chose to speak facts.
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Man seriously figured out how long the drive was using shadows. Absolute legend 🔥
Kind of shows how dumb humans are. We are the sole species that has made the world overly-complicated due to our own "evolved nature".
@@jtg1972 this is the most unnecessary and contradicting comment I've seen someone make in a long time.
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@@cpfaclan3681 what's contradictory about it?
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22:30 I think the force field is a dome since the stoner guy wasn't able to see the stars. And in the beginning we saw a bird being fried by the walls. It wouldn't make sense to build walls that high, unless it's a dome. They probably have some flying monsters, so a dome would be necessary. Remember that the monsters must be kept inside as well, not just the victims.
It could be a box
@@mrsplays9817 or a rectangle
You saw what he saw. It was flat. Just like the Earth.
It could be a decahedron
@@nickyblue4866 My bet it's a Tesseract
Marty was such a great character.
Pulled that "clever stoner" role so well.
This is such a crazy idea for a horror movie, and the fact that the murderers were right in this situation is just so unique.
@@RandomVids96233 nani?
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I always assume it would be a cool TV series, every week is a new monster and new people trying to fight for survival.
@@arkauthor I really would pay for watching that
@@soniclid1 なんでもない
This is pretty much almost the same as “How to Survive the SCP Foundation”
You can survive, but the world’s fate is in your hands at the same time
@M E L I S A•® E E E E E E E E W W W W W W W W
Oh wow i realized how similar this is to SCP
Also u can't survive the scp foundation
@@eeee8489 Isn't that's what the Foundation is for?
@@eeee8489 you can, but not in the long run.
Cabin in the woods was way ahead of its time. People didnt like it when it released but now when they look back at it their like "Hey that was actually pretty cool"
@M E L I S A•® shut up bot
way ahead of time it had come out 3yrs late
SCP foundation
We showed it at my college and I walked in knowing nothing of the movie. It’s one of my favorite “horror” movies to this day
This movie was so good with the monster designs
I saw this movie at a midnight premiere. Only 5 people were there including myself. We had a blast and even wound up moving to all sit together. I’ve never had more fun watching a movie at the theaters.
Even sounds cool. Must have been a great experience.
Good idea...not splitting up...
I always appreciated the throw away line “I don’t think he even has a cousin” just showing how manipulated they were into going to that cabin.
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Cabin in the Woods could've been an amazing anthology where every episode is a different monster and the final episode being the events of the movie.
Fr!!!
IMO That would be cool for like 3 or 5 ep cus if they make it to 2 seasons or something it would just be lame and get repetitive just the same with Final Destination series
Adult Goosebumps.
@@finsk1659 the setting doesn't need to be in a cabin, and each episode doesn't need to portray a different monster , they could make 2-3-4 episodes on each group, maybe focus more on the operation down in the basement, even explore other regions and countries... It would definitely make a good show.
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I always wanted to see a sequel to this movie where you have different characters in a Mad Max kind of world full of horror movie villains.
Yeah
This was an, everybody dies ending.
But the earth was destroyed...
A sequel as in a prequel 😂
Yeeeeees
Fun fact, Marty's actor was so jacked during film that the wardrobing department had to cover him in layers of clothing.
I don't know what's more terrifying about cinema summary, his intellect or the fact that he's willing to sacrifice someone without a second thought
I'd argue talking about sacrificing someone as a good strategy and actually doing it would be very different. More akin to "I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it."
Meat shield 😩
Saying it and doing it are 2 different things most people arent sociopaths the guilt would kick your behind and you wouldn't be able to jus kill another human
Honestly its one thing to react to something in hindsight, in reality he would be just the screwed as evryone else
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Facts. Just facts
What else can we expect from the man who played Party Thor?
Nah he wouldnt like you
@@nifa7231 🔫😐 I will send you to jesus
Well, thor just crashed into an invisible wall, so..
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"And that's 7.9 Billion down with no more to go"
Holy shit that fucking killed me, this guy should be a script writer for a movie.
he does not care *being enthusiastic*
That's a good looking 99 there you dont mind if I ruined it ay?
@@HyunaxLuka wut
@@Whatiselation lmao I was so cringe at the "ay
@@HyunaxLuka oh. Uhhhhhhhhhhh im just gonna go
I like how instead of sacrificing himself with the possibility of his friend surviving, he chooses to not only die anyway, but also kill his friend, as well as the entire human race with it.
greatest horror movie monster of all time.
You acting like you woulda kys in that situation 😂
@@tennosake320 huh?
@@tennosake320 I would
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So basically, to survive this just dont go on a shabby looking cabin that is secretly a high tech thingy
Just stay at home.
@@TapTapClick or just go to a creepy cabin and touch some old stuff to trigger a trap and get most of your friends killed
As someone who didn't go on a shabby looking cabin that is secretly a high tech thingy, I can confirm
@@poccahonta5622 wtf eww
Also if you do be stupid enough to go slap or kill anyone who tries to read the sentence
I like how this movie was actually a surprisingly deep social commentary while also being a complete meme
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@@cate01a it was made to make fun of the stereotypical horror movies. The entire plot is just a joke. It’s like scary movie but slightly more serious.
@@jesuschrist9595 Oh my Gosh, you know something's up when Jesus Christ replies.
I love how there is alot of monsters and the movie covers them in the television.They have different ways to die and it's a good background thing for me
Wait there's a TV show??
@@noosaibazahrah1318 no like the television in the movie, there's a scene where a tv just goes thru all the .monsters they have and pretty much everything in that tv is all practical effects
Yeah that's the good part for me, the fact that whatever they chose would become their own deaths
Him: If you were trapped in a real life horror movie and hunted down by a family of zombies What would you do?
Me: die
Me:not even survive and lol i go oof
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Unironically maybe for the best in this setting
The part in Cabin in the Woods where the unicorn stabbed one of the scientists with a horn looks like it came straight out of _Amazing World of Gumball_ if it's Rated M.
Unicorns only became girly in recent times. In mythology they did that all the time. It was kinda their schtick.
You should do a "how to survive" from the staff's POV, as all the monsters are let loose
If he already have to blur and put certain parts on black and white because of the blood.
A staff POV vídeo would basically be:
A) just a complete blur screen
Or
B) a black and white video
Would be cool though
Everyone is going to be crushed by the ancient ones in the end. Survival is pointless. Maybe look for a quick death?
@@Player-re9mo maybe kill the guy that was supposed to die
@@transjiro1735 true
I would've thought on one for them to manage the ritual better or something, not so much post release.
Person: “breaths”
Cinema summary: That was his biggest mistake.
Kinda overused but still true
@@poccahonta5622 and also hell is the place for you
@@Nobody-jg3xk isn't that true
@@Nobody-jg3xk what a fact
nah bro they blink and then it was the biggest mistake
I've always wondered how the company dealt with damage control, specifically herding the monsters back into the cells after the event was done in the past. Some of them aren't of this world (e.g, the ghasts) and would need some critical thinking. Vacuum cleaner? Tranquilizers? Make a trail of candy leading to a box propped up by a stick on a string?
I would imagine tranquilizers for the physical creatures and in unsure about the ghost
I'm more curious as to where they got the monsters from?
Did the gods give them to them as tools?
Maybe that's how they herd them as while they are fueled by bloodlust what if they only are bloodlusted when the gods desire a ritual meaning that when the gods were finished the monsters go docile and in a like
Completely unaware state and just stand there oblivious to everything
@@fluffybum204 Probably a combination of magic and science.
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Candy path to box propped by a stick and string seems most likely
Probably some sort of magic. We know that it can summon monsters so it probably allows you to control them with some chant.
"There is nothing you can do to stop it."
"Hey, guys. I don´t want to travel to a nearly abbandond house in a completly secluded forest in the middle of nowhere with the *only* entry/exit beeing a long narrow tunel."
The End.
But seriously. I get they are manipulated to literaly be stereotypes, but why isn´t a single groupmember smart enough to denie the trip in the first place. The blond was already dumbed down through her hair-dye, but the rest were still themself befor going on the trip.
"Why was a long tunnel dug out specifically to access this one cabin?"
"Oh ya, that does seem weird and sketchy. Probably a cartel torture site or something, let's avoid it."
Also, the redhead wasn't even a virgin. So, even if Marty sacrificed himself, the ancient ones would've awoken.
@@capybara901 no they said they qork with what they got.
Meaning that just because she wasn't an actual Virgin she would still count.
Remember the old ones didn't get mad until they claimed that the stoner was killed when he was still alive
People here really never have heard of cabins or forests. Private land is a thing, lol, and some of it will inevitably be in relatively uninhabited areas.
If you are so concerned you're going to be murdered just because you're in a secluded area that you would avoid a summer holiday with your friends whom you trust, I am rather curious as to what life you've lived up to this point lol.
@@nem0meimpunel8cessit they all were.
The hair dye, the weed, etc.
Each of them were being preped from the second they were chosen
I thought cabin in the woods would have been a chessy take on horror movies but I ended up liking it in the end LOL
@M E L I S A•® shut up
I am always surprised that people are so stupid when fighting zombies. At least this movie has a reason for why they are acting stupid. Yeah, we all know the "Hit them in the head" thing to kill them. But you shouldn't just aim for the head. Aim for kneecaps and ankles. Zombies might still come after you, but without fuctioning joints, they can only crawl after you. And a crawling zombie is much less dangerous. They might be living corpses, but biomechanics still apply to them.
Fear is a hell of a drug. Garuntee you wouldn't be thinking remotely logical if fucking zombies attacked you. You'd be reduced to your primal instincts and act like an idiot too
Even better, take all their limbs off. They cant get you if they can't do more then wiggle on the floor. Also not everyone reacts the same way when affected by fear, hell some may not even care.
Yep
@@bendikok6619 nah, these characters are just straight up room temperature IQ LOL
@@aresaire "It's only a flesh wound!"
I love stories where the antag(s) are technically in the right when doing horrible stuff, but spite (or selfishness, i guess) drives the protag(s) to defy them and screw everyone over rather than be an involuntary sacrifice or something like that.
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Weird how you think that them trying to not die and wanting to save their friends is selfish or spiteful.
You wouldn't happen to be a psychopath, would you? Cuz the way you chose to describe this movie seriously gives off psychopath vibes to me. It's almost like you want to find justification for gruesome murder, especially with how you say you love these sorts of stories. In other words, you say you love these stories where gruesome murder of innocent people is justified.
This foundation isn't the good guys, no matter how you slice it. Sure, they were trying to save the world, but they used the "ends justify the means," which is a textbook villain philosophy.
And don't think that there couldn't have been other more moral ways to go about saving the world. Humans are a crafty bunch, and there are often way more solutions to a problem than what is presented at first. Even something as simple as being truthful about the evil gods and accepting volunteers to be sacrificed would make this so much better. History shows that there are more than enough people with the self-sacrificial trait to make this work. How difficult would it have been to make a religion out of it to ensure a lot of volunteers? It wouldn't be the most moral way of it, but it's a lot better than what they ended up with. This foundation had other options for sure, but they chose the route of deceit and torture. This makes them the villains, period. And the fact that you think they're in the right might make you a villain too, or at least a potential one.
@@ShadeSlayer1911 ok
@@ShadeSlayer1911 Dude, the first guy is playing by the movie rules, is it selfish to kill all humanity because you don't want to die alone? I'd say yes, Marty was going to die anyway so why not die while saving his friend and the rest of the world? selfishness/spite. The foundation was in the right because they were saving the whole world. You dont need to be a psychopath to believe that, its actually a pretty hard moral dilema to chose to kill few people to save a lot and theres no right answer, havent you heard of the Trolley Problem?
Also the movie explains pretty well why sacrifices wouldnt work, if they dont chose stupid options they cant be punished, the ancient gods wouldnt be entertained by morally right people dying. This whole movie is a satire of thriller movies and the gods are the audience, the audience is not satisfied by people chosing the right path, i wouldnt like watching a movie where 5 good guys get killed to save the world without any accion scene or plot.
@@maca76 The ends don't justify the means. That reasoning is wrong because it can be used to excuse and justify a lot of terrible things.
And I love how you just accept at face value that the foundation here is just telling the whole truth. They've already been keeping a secret for all this time. What makes you think for a moment that anything they said was true? It's likely they presented a false dichotomy: You die, or we all die. The true situation, as it almost always is in reality, is likely far more complicated than that. But they present this much simpler choice, probably to justify their own existence as well as give themselves excuses to be sadistic villains.
For all we know, these ancient gods are actually able to be destroyed with modern military might. We know so little about what the actual situation is in this world, because most of it is told by the VERY unreliable foundation. But I think people like you accept what the untrustworthy foundation says without question because you WANT to believe it. You WANT to believe that the choice and situation is really this simple. You WANT to believe that these horrific acts of violence upon innocent people are justified. And THAT might tell us more about yourself than the movie.
"The ends justify the means."
"It's for the greater good."
"Why won't you just die?"
All things spoken by tyrants, dictators, and all manner of horrendous real life villains. They weren't the only people to utter these sentiments, and they won't be the last.
At this point I think I know how to survive pretty much anything by watching Cinema summary
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@@egoistrein do we know da way doe?
@Muscleman8562 Literally no one cares
"And that was his biggest mistake." XP
Do you wanna play a game?
One of the few movies where every mistake, minus everything after the elevator discovery, is justified.
Hard to actually plan around your immediate situation when you're drugged with pheromones to have you not think straight.
Yeah.
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@@dontreadmyprofilepicture6773 I didn't click i stay strong this time.
@@m.s2829 good job, i didnt either but still
Late, but it is worth noting we don't know how long the drugs will stay active in their systems. Given their exposure over hours, maybe more if they were dosed in other ways before even arriving, it is entirely likely it would take days or weeks to truly recover.
"Boy, that escalated quickly" as a horror movie.
i like how you went with the storyline without spoiling the twist ahead of time for a 12 year old movie :)
This movie can literally explain every single horror monster movie ever.
The movie was supposed to echo that. That as the Audience we are the Antient Ones they have to please with a good show. Hence the archetypes and tropes.
@@Melissa-rv1fl the fact that this movie didn't do good when it first came out makes that so much better
Except evil dead 2
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If only Chris Hemsworth had brought Stormbreaker, they would not be in this situation
But would he have gone for the head?
Or Jesse Williams went through time to bring his android powers.
Shoulda brought bruce.
the only comment that actually have a useful advice, you are a smart guy
I think we all remember the ending scene being dubbed over with all kinds of songs, especially best day ever
That is what I was thinking I remember that ending from the best day ever song everyone dies a painful death
I always loved watching videos like that
My fav horror/thriller film!! I love how much in common it has with the SCP franchise! I also love how you transition into your sponsors in every video :) very entertaining
Imagine a movie hired Cinema Summary for a horror movie like this and he just criticizes everything they do for his survival
*Horror movie protagonist* : is born.
*This guy* : And that was his biggest mistake. If i was him i would use the mother who is tired from giving birth as a meatshield to survive.
At first I was wondering "Huh, now why is Marty a fool?"
Then I saw the ending and was all like "Oh, that's why."
The fool gives wisdom, the fool is brave, the fool is a wildcard and Marty chooses to die hard
@@AbstractTraitorHero out of topic but I need holy water from what you just said-
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@@dontreadmyprofilepicture6773 ok we won't
Marty being the smartest horror movie character because he smoked the wrong pot of weed:
1:52 Not only that but also going on a vacation with the Yellow Jungle Fury Ranger too.
one of my favourite films of all time, so happy to see a "How to beat" episode on it!
@@error_the_crow true
“We gotta stick together” that’s like THE SMARTEST thing anyone in ANY horror movie has ever said in existence
Edit: Hi! Thanks everyone for all the likes on my comment! Means a lot!!
We were THIS close to actually getting it in a horror movie, too!
@@Stephanie-cl4fu Yeah but in the kids defense they were really getting stoned
IKR LIKE BRO
@@jisoosfavdiorbag5833 But points to the kids actually suggesting sticking together. That phrase alone says you’re smarter than most horror film characters
@@castbet9183 they split up because the people controlling everything sprayed them with some chemical that made them want to split up. Which doesn’t really make sense but they didn’t willingly split up.
100% on of my fav movies. Not only does it manage to be original while mocking standard horror movie tropes, but it also creates a horror movie atmosphere that i find a lot of newer horror movies fail at doing
5:21 thor really said it must’ve been the wind
An issue with the lantern fire idea, you seem to have forgotten about the pheromones, the moment you walk into the cabin to get the lantern, you're done for as they get their hooks I to you again. Rather leaving the "playable area" as fast as possible would be better as once you're out they've got much less of a stranglehold on your decision making, and you'll be able to better deal with any worse problems you come across.
Jumping into the elevator was a risky plan but it was better than staying in an environment entirely controlled and trapped by your enemy. (we also see that the pheromone traps aren't only in the cabin but are in various parts of the woods, and even the moonlight in the area is controlled by them.)
Blocking the elevator would sound nice, until you realize they have monster who would have to make their entrance from water, like.the mermen, meaning there has to be multiple different entryways, for monsters and people.
I do think that the 'pheromones mind control' type shit would only work on certain people. Like 'idiots'. Also, YOU have to remember that it is just a movie and certain things will automatically happen just because of the word 'plot'.
Burning the cabin also wouldn't work because the exterior structure is a dome. The facility contains flying monsters and they would escape if it were not for a dome.
to be fair though, this guys videos are always based on how best to survive with the knowledge that the characters have and not the knowledge that the audience has. The characters dont learn about any other creatures until they've already entered the facility. So burning the cabin down was the best idea they could have come up with as characters, its just that we as an audience know it would have been futile.
Also i dont think its a dome. There would need to be some level of curvature for it to be a dome. Maybe its 4 walls and a roof. Or maybe there is no roof and they have another way of controlling the flying creatures and stopping them from fleeing. Either way i dont think its a dome.
In the movie it is said that, that one dude is drugged which is why the pheromones wouldn't work on him
@@MR-ce4wy yea i remember that line "whatever hes smoking is making him immune" XD best line in the movie XD
Your transition to the sponsorship are always so smooth,and it's amazing
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For me, it distracts from the content and breaks it's integrity. Just read the message and move on, no need the muddy the content.
At first I was really impressed with Cinema Summary's breakdowns and strategies. Now what astonishes me is the absolute ease of transitioning into the sponsor segments, soon I'll just think they're part of the movie explanation and I'm here for it.
Ikr.
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So much in this movie that isn’t show here and it’s a MUST SEE if you haven’t watched it already. The whole segment where the monsters are freed is amazing to watch. So much that wasn’t covered on here so if you have yet to watch it y’all should do it immediately !
All the monsters part was strange
This is one of my favorite movies ever. The parody part and the idea as a whole is so well executed. I would recommend everyone watch it at least once if you are a fan of the horror genre.
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I am confident on surviving any difficult shit, because I watch Cinema Summary!!
I'd love a video game of this movie where you play as the facility staff, manipulating characters into being part of a horror movie. Each level has smarter people, and you have control of events. Could be fun.
This is a good idea!
It’s not the same, but your comment reminds me a bit of Dead by Daylight. Same concept, killers and monsters kill survivors to appease immortal gods.
@Kylee McKenzie Battle Zombie Apocalypse, Extreme violence, and Life tragedies mod in a nutshell.
@@MaxSchmidGame dead by daylight is so bad. A survivor is always doing the same exact thing. Generators, freeing yourself from pikes, running. Every game is the same
You meant The Sims ???
If you think about it, this is a case where you wouln't survive no matter what you do, with the whole elder god thing.
Your damned if you do, your damned if you don't
imagine a video game of this. you have a cabin and a forest around it, and a basement full of objects that'll awaken different enemies depending on your choice. the goal would be to figure out how to defeat each of them. it could be pretty awesome if done correctly
I more imagine the game would be playing as facility members trying to get these nerds sacrificed.
@@AbstractTraitorHero yoooo that would be so cool!
@@AbstractTraitorHero or if you play as the survivors maybe your stats get lower as time goes on to reflect the drugging, so early planning and preparation becomes the most importsnt part to cope with the increasing difficulty
Cabin in the Woods leaves you with wanting more so badly it's almost cruel.
"The girl runs in to save him and pulls him down to the floor, leaving the zombie hanging halfway through the door." Damn cinema summary got some bars
can anyone agree even knowing it was coming watching chris hemsworths character confidently motocross into that barrier was hilarious?
Don't worry they have god of thunder
Tbh the first time I watched it I was shocked lol
If you're paying attention, when they're driving the rv to the cabin, on the way a bird flies right into the border, so as the viewer, they subtly gave it away. Also he forgot to mention that "Marty" turned out to be the virgin not the fool.
@@jaimereupert4247 yup that's why i made sure to put the "knowing it was coming" part. watched it with 3 other people only my sister didnt notice the bird everyone was literally like HOW DID YOU NOT SEE IT?!!? lol. i liked that subtle nod to marty they essentially could have won but being set in "how things have to be done" burns them hard. i think one spot they messed up a little though was having the characters personalities change so fast. instead of seeing how different they end up we get told about qualities they have but we hardly see lol.
if that makes sense. . thank you for adding that though i didn't think about explaining further or adding in the potential twist about marty.
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I remember asking Cinema to do this movie at least over 4 months ago. This movie is such a good movie, and with Cinema covering it, it's even better.
Imagine this guy giving a survival class
@Muscleman8562 interesting
I think millions will try to get in it
I would definitely sign up, but remember that it's cinema summary, and he's willing to turn us into meatshields and sacrifice us, it's likely that he's not going to teach us everything, but rather, lead us straight into a death trap
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@@lost_spacebunny2769 we could do that too, remember that even though he’s Cinema Summary, he would be outnumbered if he tried.
2 Cinema Summary videos in 1 week is considered a blessing.
Then why are you sad?
@@smellyeggrolls21 idk
i like how he said "So that's 7.9Billion down, with no more to go" without laughing.
first rule of travelling : if the GPS said the location doesn't exist, it doesn't exist.
Person: walk
Cinema: This is the most dumbest move that you could have pulled off
Please.. just stop. I wish the comment section would finally do original comments again and not just " cinema summary is smart/survival expert/sociopath or " cinema summary everytime a person blink: " comments. It really gets annoying. I got it after the 30th time okay?
@@exi_dudi2037 too true
@Osten Ost both comments over me
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„How to beat Moriartys Game in BBCs Sherlock „the Great Game“ without being Sherlock Holmes“
No one can XD
Going into a basement is the last resort.
Always have an escape route.
I love this movie so much, it was such a refreshing and fun take the first time watching it not knowing the twists
A lot of the monsters in this movie are so cool I wish they showed more of them and what they could do
They all had a lot of potential
Hands down one of the best films, so clever and self aware
You can beat anything with Cinema Summary.
Except when you hear his voice. When you aren't watching a video.
Right imagine trying to go swimming, and hearing "and that was their biggest mistake, it would change them forever"
But wouldn't he say what we do wrong or what we should do?
@@eldankdoge yeah your right, I thought it was just funny
@@fletcher1477 he will probably do sponsors in the middle of people dying
@@eldankdoge LOL he totally would
HER WIG FLEW LMAO 6:32
me watching as a britt
“look at what she’s wearing, she didn’t even ask for his jacket”
bro that’s like summer for us lmao
One of my favorite movies hands down. It's such a good concept for a movie. I wish by some blessing they could find a way to make a sequel
Or at least a couple of prequels. Maybe based on different countries’ successful **and** failed efforts in the past. They really could make this a whole CITW Universe. I’d DEFINITELY go see them.
@@demartin975 big facts I'd see prequels
@@xMoNsTeRx6969 Prequels would be the only option considering, you know, the fucking world ends at the end of the movie lmao.
The world ended so a sequel would be impossible but a prequel of no survivors would be kind of okay otherwise there’s no point to the concept of the movie of the stereotypical characters being sacrifices
1:52 really cracks me up 😂
Him: “Okay…”
The protagonists: **nervous sweating**
This move takes the Darwin Award when it comes to dumb ways to die. Separate, go down into the basement alone in a abandoned haunted house and reading curses/demonic books has nothing on the guy who thought there should be a button to release all of the monsters 😂😂😂
Seriously! It's the OCToSDRT! (Obviously Cursed Tome of Seriously Don't Read This)
People act like this movie isn’t meant to show off cliches, it was a parody in a way
Literally everyone besides the high guy was being controlled by pheremones to make them fit sterotypes and be as dumb as was needed
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"Were off the Grid"
"Nobody can Find us"
*Yeah thats kind of a Bad idea*
I wish there would be a survival horror movie Titled "The Meat" so he can make a video titled "How to beat The Meat"
Haven't u commented this on a different video
I’d probably just end up accepting fate and just dying.
Right? I just don't have the will to live like that!
@@penguinlaurent If this actually happened in real life, I would know I had no chance of surviving
honestly, yeah. i’d just lie down and let death claim me
Same lol
I'd just kill myself, Im too weak irl to even fight off those creatures, let along have the mental state to survive through it
27:38 My favorite line, i never expected to hear that.
"That's now 7.9 Billion down, with no more to go."
honestly I was really sad to see Holden die. He was a sick character and the way he got dealt in was to escalate the plot. Super undeserved.
In the movie it's kinda obvious that the best way out of this is by being high shown by Marty not being affected by the pheromones
I don't think he knew that he was immuned due ton the weed
He was not as affected by their trap for him because he threw his marijuana away so he wasn’t still smoking the tampered supply. Each of them was drugged and brainwash by the scientist.
“These students are about to destroy the entire world.”
*We’re plenty of steps ahead of them*
True😂
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@@WaningHappiness Are you a bot?
@@fropee6503 nope
I don’t know if cinema summary takes suggestions, but theres a very cool movie on Netflix called ‘a classic horror movie’
It fits exactly into the kind of movies that are covered here and I’d love to see his take on the movie.
1:47 I didn’t expect the Thor reference I’m literally dying of laughter right now😂
"7.9 billion down and no more to go."
Priceless!
I didn’t expect a video on this. Basically half the movie they are being borderline controlled which you can’t really argue much against, so I didn’t think a video like this was possible
It's only possible because CS thinks people in the control room would sit and do nothing when he sets the cabin on fire.
The game is rigged and there are only one sure way to survive: be a final girl Marty cameraman.
i really like cabin in the woods as its ending is pretty terrifiying and just not happy. that's something we need more of. i mean, in most horror movies the monster/killer is killed or in some way defeated but here they can't do that. here the killers are some higher beings living inside earth.
also just goes to show that maybe it's actually good that our world has relatively tame creatures living on it.
Loved the video, the finale words you said of “7.9 billion down, none to go” really cool
1:53 “The god of thunder”
Lol good someone remembers him..
23:55 For the watchtower and the rangers, I feel the the underground facility would have their own staff patrolling to see if anything wrong happens or if a flood a happens. Either way I feel like the people controlling the cabin will be able to put out the fire easily somehow
Probably have a button to make it rain.
And ANOTHER mistake, the five roles can die in any order as long as the virgin dies last, and she can survive.
@@Emerald-o9x Right, yes.
Know your giving us tips, but you forget that these teens are being manipulated to follow the path. It's only a miracle that Marty can ask sane questions because the weed he was smoking was affecting him differently. It's hard to say if these can actually be followed when you aren't fully in control of yourself.
I haven't seen the film in a while but I think I remember them saying they're only allowed to control them a certain amount? so they can be made dumber or confused but ultimately everything has to be the kids choice or the sacrifice doesn't work.
The weed acted like an anti-drug for him. It canceled the effects of the one scientists were pumping into them.
Dude, he's clean with his sponsors, how tf does he do it, i was convinced the video was still going then BAM sponsor
If this guy ever ends up in a horror movie of any sort, he would survive 100%
He'll be the meat shield.
@@tldr365 huh?
Ngl I wouldn't want to be near this guy in any situation
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Not unless it requires physicality like defending yourself when running or anything else isn’t an option and even if he runs away he’s likely to be slower than the attacker he’d probably get wiped with ease.
Sage is used AGAINST the evil, so if you find some...use it.
But that also means the owner of that sage expected evil to be nearby so you gotta skedaddle
Came here to say this- sage is used in warding, to get rid of bad things, not invoke them, so if you find it in a cabin in the woods, you should skidaddle. Abanndonned sage means bad things if you ask me lol
It's funny seeing the God of Thunder getting Zapped after hitting the Barrier
I wonder if anyone in that facility ever thought of a contingency plan in case any monster escaped. I mean they knew what they had locked up in there enough to make bets about it and even have a button to release everything in there. So it would make sense for anyone in there to ask themselves "what if all the monsters escaped?" and have teams ready to handle the monsters and not just send a regular swat team with regular guns against Giant snakes, demon bugs, killer clowns, pinhead's brother, you name it, it was there and they just prepared a button to let them all go but not to protect themselves from them
Thats why we have the SCP people
You know its a good day if cinema summary uploads
20:39 You JUST explained their other choice
The saddest part was when Thor was so sure that he'd make it and get help but then he dies
This movie is still so underrated, and contains an INCREDIBLE cast.