So I Installed Poke 646... (Epilogue: XEN)

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  • Опубліковано 15 жов 2021
  • Honestly one of the best mods I've played. Especially considering its age (released in 2001). Strongly recommend as long as you're not an idiot like me who decided to play it on HARD.
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  • @daviddavidson2357
    @daviddavidson2357 2 роки тому +475

    You got the bad ending. If you connect the power up to the generator and use it you get the good ending where you get a raise and a lifetime supply of Pokecola

    • @daviddavidson2357
      @daviddavidson2357 2 роки тому +54

      Holy shit he reads his comments. If I could sub twice I would.
      Get the sequel uploaded when you can. Can't wait to see it. Watching somebody else die 50 times in a row is much less frustrating than having it happen to me 100 times over.

    • @OneFluffyKiriko
      @OneFluffyKiriko 2 роки тому +7

      @@daviddavidson2357 Trust me he's one of the few people that still does it!

  • @megumugi8620
    @megumugi8620 2 роки тому +959

    Please play the sequel too, im curious about if damien will get back to earth and beat tha bad guys or what. its called "Poke646: Vendetta"

    • @rootseed4358
      @rootseed4358 2 роки тому +18

      Thought you would say Half Life 2

    • @TheSeriousPain
      @TheSeriousPain 2 роки тому +76

      He did play it, right after the first one (9 months ago) so hopefully the videos will come soon.

    • @annoyannoy
      @annoyannoy 2 роки тому +7

      @@TheSeriousPain Can't wait!!!

    • @prrighstocktabergate2350
      @prrighstocktabergate2350 2 роки тому +2

      You can find the vod of the sequel on youtube

    • @annoyannoy
      @annoyannoy 2 роки тому +3

      @@prrighstocktabergate2350 I'm already addicted to watching too many hour long vods, if there's a way to watch it edited down i'll take it haha

  • @zax8633
    @zax8633 2 роки тому +439

    Wait this mod was released in 2001? Holy shit. This is absolutely phenomenal for something of that age.
    I would honestly love to see a remake of this game on the source engine. Updated visuals and graphics would be awesome to see.

    • @Pinnaporaptor
      @Pinnaporaptor 2 роки тому +6

      I really wish it had one, but by the looks of it it doesn't seem so

    • @Czenda24
      @Czenda24 2 роки тому +17

      I think it was released in 2005. They probably started working on it in 2001.

    • @dimitar4y
      @dimitar4y 2 роки тому +1

      ps
      the elite are offing people who make anything good. so they can sell their shit "AAA" games.

    • @-Zakhiel-
      @-Zakhiel- 2 роки тому +12

      They made a sequel wich is visually very impressive but the weapons are a bit more generic.

    • @shiny4984
      @shiny4984 2 роки тому +14

      im pretty sure it was made for a german school project, so the teacher asked that the protagonist not use any guns (hence it's a pipe and nailguns instead of the crowbar and pistol/smg, the shotgun i guess was added later AFTER the project was shown)

  • @Feasco
    @Feasco 2 роки тому +95

    8:25 Jolly: this is the first time in the whole game we've been at full health
    8:50 Game: and so I took that personally

    • @Lucios1995
      @Lucios1995 2 роки тому +2

      It's also untrue, 1:28

  • @csmadisun
    @csmadisun 2 роки тому +624

    Does Jolly know you can pause the game on messages? Gives you all the time in the world to read them...
    (Surprised no-one in the chat mentioned that...)
    Also, yes, there was a sequel. Curious is Jolly's going to play it.

    • @arrtemfly
      @arrtemfly 2 роки тому +41

      poke646 II: xen on earth

    • @KHlb_
      @KHlb_ 2 роки тому +61

      Jolly played Poke and Vendetta a long time ago, previous summer if I'm not wrong. It's just that videos are coming only now. And there's stream archive on UA-cam with streams for both mods.

    • @dariusorigami6198
      @dariusorigami6198 2 роки тому +4

      @@KHlb_ why do you have to ruin my world mr. Князь

  • @Blackraven6
    @Blackraven6 2 роки тому +115

    Moral: Never poke yourself with a short stick. Especially 646 times.

  • @chaosvolt
    @chaosvolt 2 роки тому +226

    "I *did my own research* and the jacked armored soldiers with bee guns are just innocent scared animals"
    Lel, and this came out in 2001.

    • @coltpiecemaker
      @coltpiecemaker 2 роки тому +51

      Didn't you know? Nature is peaceful! It's not like *everything is trying to survive in an endless kill or be killed cycle that we romanticize because humans are at the top of the food chain*

    • @Lucios1995
      @Lucios1995 2 роки тому +21

      Headcrabs live or die in possessing other life forms

    • @MagicalFruitBasket
      @MagicalFruitBasket 2 роки тому +5

      @@coltpiecemaker "Everyone thinks nature is so peaceful, yet I watched several overdramatized American nature documentaries where they dub in tiger roars on praying mantises, and trust me, ALL animals ever do is kill each other!"

    • @crucifiedbeezle
      @crucifiedbeezle 2 роки тому +5

      @@MagicalFruitBasket Go pet a hippo and see how well that goes for you

    • @MagicalFruitBasket
      @MagicalFruitBasket 2 роки тому +1

      @@crucifiedbeezle And you go into a Texan family man's household unprompted and "see" what happens to the inside of your skull.

  • @pokesonav
    @pokesonav 2 роки тому +31

    8:50 I love how the game heals you to full HP just to immediately one-shot you

  • @Mindmotorstudios
    @Mindmotorstudios Рік тому +13

    Admittedly, this is the most hilarious playthrough of our mod that I've ever watched, and your final verdict is much appreciated. I'll make sure to forward the video links to the team!

  • @Tuulos
    @Tuulos 2 роки тому +99

    This really needed the option of fixing the last generator cable and blowing up Xen.

  • @izzieb
    @izzieb 2 роки тому +446

    Jolly making comments about a Grunts intellect? Pot calling the kettle black, Jolly.

    • @____.__._.._
      @____.__._.._ 2 роки тому +2

      piss off dude, would you be able to play such mod with less deaths then him?

    • @grummanf14tomcat40
      @grummanf14tomcat40 2 роки тому +30

      @@____.__._.._ r/whoosh

    • @warcriminal3414
      @warcriminal3414 2 роки тому +11

      @@grummanf14tomcat40 go back to reddit

    • @Pinnaporaptor
      @Pinnaporaptor 2 роки тому +30

      @@____.__._.._ You're taking a joke a little to seriously dude

    • @Juanguar
      @Juanguar 2 роки тому +7

      @@____.__._.._ yes

  • @jameswolf3302
    @jameswolf3302 2 роки тому +45

    Looks like he's not getting that payment raise anymore.

    • @Jim_Underscore
      @Jim_Underscore 2 роки тому +1

      I guess you are right Papyrus from undertale, good insight.

    • @Salted_Fysh
      @Salted_Fysh 2 роки тому +2

      Why, he got a full-time vacation in an exotic location with interesting fauna and flora to enjoy everywhere. That's a pretty generous severance package if you ask me.

    • @bebelabs1233
      @bebelabs1233 2 роки тому

      Oh, I thought he was Papyrus from the MS Word series - thanks for clarifying

  • @isayuh5573
    @isayuh5573 2 роки тому +24

    Didnt the xen invasion go something like this on the alien side "oh hey, these guys are opening portals like a bunch of idiots, wouldn't it be funny if we invade them with everything we have?"
    The only creatures that might just be scared or acting out of instinct were the animals, vortigaunts were forced to attack and the controllers with the grunts were pretty much part of the alien army

    • @Feasco
      @Feasco 2 роки тому +11

      Black Mesa has been replaced by an organisation called Poke646, I feel we're not operating with the utmost adherence to strict canon

    • @giantzombiechild
      @giantzombiechild 2 роки тому +15

      You need to understand This was made before Half-life 2 ever came out and so the role of the xen invaders was far more murky and open to interpretation. This is basically a fan made sequel to half-life 1 before half-life 2 ever came out.

    • @Salted_Fysh
      @Salted_Fysh 2 роки тому +13

      @@Feasco that's incorrect. The Black Mesa incident took place several months (or years? One of those two) before the events of this mod, it sais so right in the beginning.
      Poke646 is a separate research entity. I don't quite know if it's implied that the reason for the Black Mesa Invasion was the threat of extinction by Poke646 or whether those events are separate.
      Either way, Black Mesa was covered up by the government, so it's safe to assume that the first invasion was successfully stopped by Gordon Freeman.
      It would appear that Poke646 started researching ways to open up portals and eliminating Xen which led to a second invasion, this time a defensive one.

  • @de-ment
    @de-ment 2 роки тому +17

    I'm watching at 1.25x speed and I'm actually concerned he's reading normally when sped up

  • @L.Pondera
    @L.Pondera 2 роки тому +22

    Now that's a classic scifi ending.

  • @GregJonson
    @GregJonson 2 роки тому +26

    I want a sequel where you play as a different Poke 646 employee who ends up on Xen & encounter a 20-years-older Damian, a hermit who eats headcrabs and mates with vortigaunts.

  • @MrNacho453
    @MrNacho453 2 роки тому +61

    Now you need to play Poke 646 Vendetta to fully finish the story.

  • @daniel_cvlh1761
    @daniel_cvlh1761 2 роки тому +22

    thanks for the entertainment jolly, i enjoyed this series, hope this frequent uploads continue

  • @user-zm4ro7yh4e
    @user-zm4ro7yh4e 2 роки тому +5

    love how the marines never stop throwing grenades in the tripmine section.

  • @jesusofbullets
    @jesusofbullets 2 роки тому +29

    "grunts really aren't hired for their intellect."
    (Looks at the entire US marine corps)
    Yeah, sounds about right.

  • @mihalytheprotogen3529
    @mihalytheprotogen3529 2 роки тому +17

    This stuff never fails to amuse me

  • @Darilack
    @Darilack 2 роки тому +2

    Your style of content really fits this new Let's Play format. It satisfies your stream viewers (which are probably your main audience) and when a stream goes particularly well you have a week's worth of content to chop up and release. It's a win-win. Loved this series, hope to see more soon

  • @jikyurs
    @jikyurs 2 роки тому +16

    Imagine just starting the generator

  • @strelokand7306
    @strelokand7306 2 роки тому +37

    Nobody:
    Jolly after seeing laser aimed at him: *vacuum cleaner noises*

  • @GoldBlizzard
    @GoldBlizzard 2 роки тому

    really good mod. nice videos man. loved watching those

  • @pablogippini
    @pablogippini 2 роки тому

    Jolly, I would really much like to watvh you play the mods wanted, and absolute redemption. Just to bring back those childhood memories. Keep up the good work, I love your content :)

  • @qauarter034
    @qauarter034 2 роки тому +2

    In half-life universe you need a degree to flip switches and push carts.

  • @Megasaiyu
    @Megasaiyu 2 роки тому +1

    well... I guess another 2 months till another set of videos ;~; I love these your so funny and personable

  • @shakalakainyou4542
    @shakalakainyou4542 2 роки тому

    Thank you Jolly. That was hella fun.

  • @TheRealJillSandwich
    @TheRealJillSandwich 2 роки тому +2

    Btw, it's nice to see like a series with a beginning middle and end on your channel. You used to make only 1 parters with no follow ups at it was low key frustrating sometimes lol.
    (yes, i double comment to increase engagement, it's the least i can do, be annoying!)

  • @domacleod
    @domacleod Рік тому +2

    "There's a spaceship why don't I just fly the spaceship" is a good question, but please take note of the following:
    1. you don't know how
    2. space is a slight bit bigger than you imagine and you don't know where xen is in relation to earth, or even if it's on the same plane of existence (in hl1 it was implied it's a parallel plane as opposed to just a place in normal space)
    3. what is the fuel, how long does it last, and how do you refuel?
    4. what if anything do you eat on the journey?
    5. if xen is on the same plane of existence as earth and you don't have to worry about any of the other things for some reason, how do you survive the trip to earth? closest star to earth is proxima centauri. let's assume for argument's sake that xen is proxima centauri. it takes 4.24 years for light to travel between proxima centauri and earth. That means the distance is (using c = 300,000 km/s) 9.46 trillion kilometers away. If half-life and this mod are roughly modern-era what-ifs, the fastest spacecraft earth has is at most capable of travel at 163 km/s. It would take this random dude 58 billion years to reach earth. That's enough time to pass that not only would there be no proof left anywhere that he ever existed, but also that the spaceship ever existed. That's all assuming that Xen is as close as possible to Earth.

  • @sergent_jacques991
    @sergent_jacques991 2 роки тому +2

    3:23 i like how you can hear the grenade's bounce intensifie

  • @sleep7409
    @sleep7409 2 роки тому +2

    this is funny and amazing at the same time lmao

  • @DelphanGruss
    @DelphanGruss 2 роки тому +2

    Remember kids: if you get beaned in the head by a heavy object falling off a shelf, you will wind up stranded and alone in the cold void of an alien world.

  • @rtasdsasfrt7671
    @rtasdsasfrt7671 2 роки тому +3

    Good mod, almost as good as Jolly's super hardcore mod. That was a masterpiece.

  • @servit0r
    @servit0r 2 роки тому

    Every video that starts with a houndeye sound is a good video in my books.

  • @nerve-in-gear7072
    @nerve-in-gear7072 2 роки тому

    Hey jolly!!! I love the series, and I love this format you are doing. Just a bit advice editing wise, maybe pump up the brightness a little bit, cuz it gets pretty dark sometimes and my phone brightness can only go up so much. Besides that, good job and keep it up!!

  • @knightofdrawnschooltables3849
    @knightofdrawnschooltables3849 2 роки тому +5

    The good thing is it's not the end :D

  • @nonya1366
    @nonya1366 2 роки тому +1

    "Area secured sir- *THWAP*
    "OH GOD"

  • @nagasus5773
    @nagasus5773 2 роки тому +20

    Were the toilets flushable in this mod tho?

    • @hossdelgado626
      @hossdelgado626 2 роки тому +6

      Asking the real questions I see

    • @Pinnaporaptor
      @Pinnaporaptor 2 роки тому +1

      I think you can interact with some of them, I faintly recall one in the subway section

  • @KelpTheGreat
    @KelpTheGreat 11 місяців тому +1

    Most of the last video: "I HAVE NO AMMO AND EVERYTHING IS PAIN"
    Within the first minute of this video: "Oh hey, there are tons of enemies shooting each other, let's waste my ammo on them even though they'll kill each other off and I won't need to do anything"

  • @SteelSparrowhawk
    @SteelSparrowhawk Рік тому +1

    5:29 Soooo.. Technically, are military personnel saving an alien race from total annihilation? How noble.

  • @arturonunez619
    @arturonunez619 2 роки тому +1

    Hi jolly, nice video ajaj

  • @Z0nK89
    @Z0nK89 2 роки тому

    i realy loved that mod!

  • @secretsecret1036
    @secretsecret1036 2 роки тому

    Sick kick flip dude
    4:15

  • @byjohan832
    @byjohan832 2 роки тому +1

    Don't worry about your problems, guys. At least you're not IN ANOTHER DIMENSION, WITHOUT BEING ABLE TO POSSIBLY GO BACK.

  • @ft_lesserchungus1192
    @ft_lesserchungus1192 2 роки тому +1

    (kills like five alien grunts)
    "I don't think that hit ANY one of them"

  • @VeyrON2UnLTD
    @VeyrON2UnLTD 2 роки тому

    Because of you, Jolly, I've downloaded this mod and latest version of hl 1 goldsource. I've many mods. Over 40 like point of view and azure sheep and etc. But never want to play in 646. But, because of you. Cuz U my favourite. And today I've completed it. And U know what? It wasn't so hilarious at all like what I've watched on your channel. But, thanks. Привет из Казахстана, Петропавловск, 150000. Watching you from the start

  • @mrasus3676
    @mrasus3676 2 роки тому +1

    Now to wait on Poke646 Vendetta

  • @ft_lesserchungus1192
    @ft_lesserchungus1192 2 роки тому

    "Goodbye, cruel world!"
    (literally travels to a less cruel world)

  • @Merok23
    @Merok23 2 роки тому

    Jolly: doesn't know how to operate elevators.
    also Jolly: use the spaceship to go to earth and get revenge!

  • @Paul20661
    @Paul20661 2 роки тому

    Loved this also whaaaat this was made in 2001 ? Amazing

  • @lavaavalon
    @lavaavalon 2 роки тому

    the ending feels like a choice ending or something, I feel like there was something in that spaceship

  • @SteelSparrowhawk
    @SteelSparrowhawk Рік тому +1

    4:27 In general, it's fair. Well, considering that they don't work one at a time, only one should really be protected. One is easier to protect. I don't really know, though, why they're protecting him from a Poke 686 employee (or whatever that shit is called). Obviously, someone lost not only the car key but also the badge.

  • @anonimus370
    @anonimus370 2 роки тому

    The grunts can't even tell the difference between humans and aliens.

  • @Paul20661
    @Paul20661 2 роки тому

    XEN ? Hell yeah

  • @15gloriousminutes
    @15gloriousminutes 2 роки тому

    I hope you do poke 646 vendetta next :D

  • @mfaizsyahmi
    @mfaizsyahmi 2 роки тому

    Time to play the sequel now. Jolly646: Vendetta

  • @bosscakethememegod2581
    @bosscakethememegod2581 2 роки тому

    The teleporter in the bathroom is for when you need to take a shit *real* quick

  • @HangmanOfficialUploads
    @HangmanOfficialUploads 2 роки тому

    Damien is the distant cousin to Captain Freeman, he lacks the intelligence to operate the flying machine.

  • @theepic9720
    @theepic9720 2 роки тому

    Honestly, Damien got fucked, first, a bucket gave him a concussion, then, he gets trapped in an alien world with no way home, bad day is an understatement

  • @gandalfjunior3448
    @gandalfjunior3448 2 роки тому

    Now I suppose is time to jump to Poke646: Vendetta. To finish the playthrough.

  • @Splatpope
    @Splatpope 2 роки тому

    wtf, i remember vividly that poke646's credits introduced me to DJ Shadow, where's "Building Steam with a Grain of Salt" ?

  • @shadowraven137
    @shadowraven137 2 роки тому +1

    1:30 is so weird, 3 digit health on a jolly vid...
    8:30, I really should have watched fully before commenting 🤣
    Jokes aside was a great watch, I really need to get into watching this twitch thing, I see it's somewhat popular.

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 2 роки тому +5

    That ending was pretty depressing. Dude just saved the world. But was betrayed by the people close to him

    • @Salted_Fysh
      @Salted_Fysh 2 роки тому +2

      Well, technically he saved Xen. Saving the world would have been turning on the Generator and wiping out any possibility of a future invasion by Xen.
      Either way, he would have been killed in the cover-up afterwards, so there really isn't a good ending for him.

  • @ivanp7
    @ivanp7 2 роки тому +1

    we demand vendetta

  • @4thblox
    @4thblox 2 роки тому +7

    man i feel sad for him being Betrayed and lied to , and his ending was not a great thing too.
    Rip buddy

    • @4thblox
      @4thblox 2 роки тому

      @no friends SHOW ME

    • @hazzmati
      @hazzmati 2 роки тому

      @@4thblox look it up yourself dude we're not your servants

  • @sianolep6538
    @sianolep6538 2 роки тому

    Finally

  • @yourcerealguy
    @yourcerealguy 2 роки тому

    8:50 when wooohhwooohh from toonzies hops on the stream

  • @HAL-iv2kd
    @HAL-iv2kd 2 роки тому

    Fucking hell what a great ending

  • @TheRealJillSandwich
    @TheRealJillSandwich 2 роки тому

    That protagonist looks surprisingly a lot like Jolly.

  • @SteelSparrowhawk
    @SteelSparrowhawk Рік тому +1

    4:52 and that's a good question. Is this a kind of homage to the movie "Men in Black"?

  • @GamePlaySession
    @GamePlaySession 2 роки тому

    Nice videoseries as always. I'm just worried that jolly is getting dumber and dumber... But I'm okay with that.

  • @vodkareality2796
    @vodkareality2796 2 роки тому +15

    Is Jolly going to play the expansion mod too? :3

  • @coal4457
    @coal4457 2 роки тому

    Damien just got screwed over at every corner

  • @theultimatetrashman887
    @theultimatetrashman887 2 роки тому +1

    Well that was one hell of a way to get views by a series jolly.
    Though i still prefer a shorter series with some heavier editing (music,subtiltes to funny things, images, etc...)

  • @i4i1008
    @i4i1008 2 роки тому

    Ah F, nailgun go again.

  • @vanhellin1236
    @vanhellin1236 2 роки тому

    Damien didn’t draw the short end of the stick, he barely even got the bark.

  • @Paul20661
    @Paul20661 2 роки тому +1

    699K subs *nice*

  • @bounter_
    @bounter_ 2 роки тому

    Jolly reading the note next to the generator really shows that his comments about him being dumb, are not wrong

  • @Shr3dd
    @Shr3dd 2 роки тому

    eeby deeby

  • @thecat5368
    @thecat5368 2 роки тому

    The cat approves

  • @mrsgtshepardxd6193
    @mrsgtshepardxd6193 2 роки тому

    VENDETTA!!

  • @zombarmk
    @zombarmk 2 роки тому

    Poor Damian...

  • @MaxTovstyiMusic
    @MaxTovstyiMusic 2 роки тому +1

    Are you going to play a sequel? Also have you noticed "They Hunger 4" cinema ad?

  • @boodle399
    @boodle399 2 роки тому +1

    "I can just fly back can't I?"
    isn't Xen explicitly within another dimension of reality? Can't just easily "fly back to earth" from another reality

  • @handsomelessking
    @handsomelessking 2 роки тому +1

    he gonna clap some alien cheeks tho

  • @RetechDragonflame
    @RetechDragonflame 2 роки тому

    Seems like mod author attempted to make it something in line of survival horror where you were supposed to avoid encounters wheneaver possible to save health and ammo, but missed the mark completely

  • @ridezosmon2306
    @ridezosmon2306 2 роки тому

    Huge Dead Space vibes on this ending. Very amazing mod! 69/420 IGN.

  • @dorime3895
    @dorime3895 2 роки тому

    Woof

  • @matapros69
    @matapros69 2 роки тому

    i need to say and ask, after this one being the first one to be a... tbh i think a really good mod, i red there is a sequel, do u plan to play it?

  • @Setto9000
    @Setto9000 2 роки тому

    Woah

  • @blackr3v193
    @blackr3v193 2 роки тому

    Hey jolly, you should try the half life 2 minimalistic mod, its just hilarious😂

  • @Neometalll
    @Neometalll 2 роки тому

    You were on full hp before going inside that irradiated warehouse at 1:30 so it wasn't in Xen first.

  • @nicekidwhodoesntdobadstuff5602
    @nicekidwhodoesntdobadstuff5602 2 роки тому +1

    Play the poke 646 vendetta i belive in u dude u can do this

  • @gvidomadon
    @gvidomadon 2 роки тому

    Jolly Woofcore has entered the chat 8:50

  • @deusexvesania1702
    @deusexvesania1702 2 роки тому

    Do not be like Damion, Citizen of the Imperium of Man!
    Do not sympathize with the Xenos!
    Be like our hero, Gordon Freeman, hate the Xenos!

  • @hasantz
    @hasantz 2 роки тому

    You finished it good now for the love of god play and finish half life opposing force too

  • @sameerkhalid
    @sameerkhalid 2 роки тому

    there is a part 2 of this mod.

  • @MBP1918
    @MBP1918 2 роки тому

    The good ending