Subnautica is fun (spoilers)

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  • @thejfj
    @thejfj  4 роки тому +4555

    I'm incredibly happy you all like this video so much. But I also make videos on other things too, please consider watching them as well!
    Stay safe!

    • @edwcz2
      @edwcz2 4 роки тому +57

      Get behind the aurora and explore

    • @classypeanuts3352
      @classypeanuts3352 4 роки тому +31

      Of course we love your other videos they're just as great! I think subnautica is just really eye catching and easy to click on. Also your commentary for it is absolute gold.

    • @heckgunderson3833
      @heckgunderson3833 4 роки тому +4

      I'd just love if you did in fact go to the other side of the Aurora...

    • @Pain-Inc
      @Pain-Inc 4 роки тому +18

      I watch this so often I can remember the entire video

    • @polaroperatr9243
      @polaroperatr9243 4 роки тому +5

      Every month I binge your stuff by starting out with this, going through my other favorites, and then your new stuff too. You’re great UA-camr man :)

  • @Eveablewastaken
    @Eveablewastaken 5 років тому +8377

    "The Aurora? I don't wont to go to the Aurora. There's bad things near the Aurora!"
    -Everyone that played subnautica

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 5 років тому +418

      Funny enough, the inside of the Aurora is incredibly safe compared to what's swimming around it, despite it being a motherfucking ship on fire. lol

    • @chillininthesnow9877
      @chillininthesnow9877 5 років тому +41

      Me and arora me:f you the repers are to much

    • @cringetastic6910
      @cringetastic6910 5 років тому +55

      R/hadastroke

    • @Eveablewastaken
      @Eveablewastaken 5 років тому +63

      @@Fried_11901 I understand what you say but it took me like 5 minutes to figure it out.

    • @imweirdfiteme593
      @imweirdfiteme593 5 років тому +26

      Ive only seen one reaper in my play through and he never even attacked me and he didnt spawn by the aurora

  • @thejfj
    @thejfj  5 років тому +6194

    Y'all are still watching this? I'm so sorry.

    • @tonikaycheney7120
      @tonikaycheney7120 5 років тому +441

      You got a problem with us enjoying you screaming in terror and punching a leviathan to death?

    • @cat_fei1715
      @cat_fei1715 5 років тому +233

      Dude, 5th time, its great

    • @spaghetti7529
      @spaghetti7529 5 років тому +75

      It's very epic

    • @Vinnylo357
      @Vinnylo357 5 років тому +69

      Im rewatching it 😂😂 stuff so funny im on the part where u saying I just wanted soapppppp

    • @Vinnylo357
      @Vinnylo357 5 років тому +19

      Ayee and keep doing what your doing I love your channel and rmeber if all else fails Jump up and say the n word 😂😂

  • @V3nd3ttx
    @V3nd3ttx 5 років тому +5961

    When the warpers said ↔️🔢⬆️🔟↖️7️⃣↔️↕️🔚⤵️©️✖️🔙➗🔕⚪️🔇🔘◻️➗🔽🔃⬆️🔀💹🔞🔱💢❇️🚷 I felt that

    • @V3nd3ttx
      @V3nd3ttx 5 років тому +64

      Omg jfj if you see this thank you 😁

    • @giraudy221
      @giraudy221 5 років тому +18

      I’m crying

    • @vadernation1233
      @vadernation1233 5 років тому +81

      Hunting... 7️⃣⏯7️⃣⏹2️⃣⏯6️⃣2️⃣#️⃣8️⃣2️⃣#️⃣7️⃣⏩7️⃣ analyzing...

    • @unoriginalsam
      @unoriginalsam 4 роки тому +35

      *Didn't we all feel that?*

    • @Replicant-ru3bw
      @Replicant-ru3bw 4 роки тому +10

      I have no idea what that means but I felt that

  • @PlungerMettaur
    @PlungerMettaur 4 роки тому +2442

    "Do you have a fear of the ocean"
    "No"
    "Would you like to?"

    • @oigoaw8325
      @oigoaw8325 3 роки тому +14

      underrated comment

    • @lordbasketboi9998
      @lordbasketboi9998 3 роки тому +20

      Me who already had the fear

    • @thequagiestsire
      @thequagiestsire 3 роки тому +10

      Steve the Reaper has given me a fear of anything with fins and mandibles.

    • @123lovelylady
      @123lovelylady 3 роки тому +2

      @@thequagiestsire *grabs ants and a fish*

    • @thequagiestsire
      @thequagiestsire 3 роки тому +2

      @@123lovelylady I meant when they have both at once but I do hate bugs (despite Hollow Knight being my favorite game) so good try with the ants

  • @TonyGaming1984
    @TonyGaming1984 5 років тому +3939

    I love how you went from "scared by looking at the water from above" to "punching a Sea Dragon Leviathan with a prawn suit to death"

    • @gamergod-vf9hx
      @gamergod-vf9hx 5 років тому +256

      That's the limitless power they were talking about huh...

    • @Porakki
      @Porakki 5 років тому +92

      that's just basically what happens when one plays subnautica

    • @AverageWarCrimeEnjoyer
      @AverageWarCrimeEnjoyer 5 років тому +31

      From 0 to 100 in 30 minutes

    • @Qwerty-fg1ou
      @Qwerty-fg1ou 5 років тому +1

      lmao so true

    • @blobvisfan666
      @blobvisfan666 5 років тому +20

      It makes you stronger, the test of not going ape when seeing blue all around you. But once you overcome that fear, there is no limit.

  • @ZeeMid
    @ZeeMid 5 років тому +3832

    I like how he evolves through his playthrough, at first he doesn’t even go in the water at night, but at the end he attempts to kill a sea dragon leviathan with a prawn suit

    • @KingHalbatorix
      @KingHalbatorix 5 років тому +79

      Chrisis Gaming attempts?

    • @sonicboom5452
      @sonicboom5452 5 років тому +175

      u sure attempts is the right word? more like *SUCCEEDED LIKE A CHAMPION*

    • @CopperBarr
      @CopperBarr 5 років тому +7

      I think you mean he succeedes

    • @chrisxd146
      @chrisxd146 5 років тому +25

      The more tools you get, the easier it becomes to deal with the nightmare fest that is the 22 reaper leviathans.

    • @glacier8678
      @glacier8678 5 років тому +16

      Chrisis Gaming character development at its finest

  • @BarcingMatter
    @BarcingMatter 5 років тому +3667

    Kills Leviathan
    "This species may be nearing extinction...."

    • @HauntedMusket
      @HauntedMusket 5 років тому +156

      Casually walks away and whistles

    • @midnight_gmr8562
      @midnight_gmr8562 5 років тому +64

      He essentially just murdered a panda

    • @girlscangame2333
      @girlscangame2333 5 років тому +21

      ITS THE COPS SWIM AWAY

    • @ultmateragnarok8376
      @ultmateragnarok8376 4 роки тому +71

      _Oh don't worry, there's two more downstairs who'd probably like to have a word with you._

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 роки тому +5

      HEY it was God's plan to kill it anyways

  • @ThePolishTexan
    @ThePolishTexan 3 роки тому +834

    "No person on earth has even been on the other side of the aurora!"
    That's right only people on 4546B

    • @Cantfindaname917
      @Cantfindaname917 3 роки тому +1

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

    • @goose7618
      @goose7618 3 роки тому +31

      @@Cantfindaname917 Shut

    • @Chara_27
      @Chara_27 3 роки тому

      Yep!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @Crimson11777
      @Crimson11777 3 роки тому +17

      @@goose7618 people that just laugh like that in replies unironically make me want to commit game end

    • @goose7618
      @goose7618 3 роки тому +2

      @@Crimson11777 Same

  • @dominusdominae4220
    @dominusdominae4220 4 роки тому +4849

    Subnautica in a nutshell: at the beginning, there was only fear, and then one jackass decided to kill a leviathan with a knife cos it sounded funny

    • @ChronoMoth
      @ChronoMoth 4 роки тому +170

      Sounds like me when I got a stasis rifel just decided to attack a Leviathan with a heated knife

    • @astropan2765
      @astropan2765 4 роки тому +67

      @@ChronoMoth he's talking about jacksepticeye

    • @ChronoMoth
      @ChronoMoth 4 роки тому +44

      @@astropan2765 yes I know you don't need to point out something nobody asked for

    • @CandyPancakeLover
      @CandyPancakeLover 4 роки тому +5

      HMMMMM I THINK HIS NAME IS SEAN

    • @foquitajeej2399
      @foquitajeej2399 4 роки тому +19

      @Arithomimus
      Dan bro let me use my scuba to see who FUCKING ASKED

  • @stickginge
    @stickginge 5 років тому +1592

    "It is normal when first piloting a Prawn suit to feel a sense of limitless power. Prawn operators receive weeks of training to counteract this phenomenon. You will have to make do with self-discipline."
    'couple seconds later in prawn suit'
    JFJ - "I'm gonna take out a reaper, I'm gonna punch it, I'm gonna whoop it's ass"
    me - "oh no"

    • @optimusdiamondkingprime7792
      @optimusdiamondkingprime7792 5 років тому +15

      stickginge I like ur grim profile picture

    • @electrocat23
      @electrocat23 5 років тому +15

      Everyone when they got a prawn suit

    • @ericinfinity4211
      @ericinfinity4211 5 років тому +1

      Mood right there

    • @K4rmauh
      @K4rmauh 5 років тому +5

      I know! I was thinking the same lol. (Also, nice pic, I banished him in a fit of cowardice and now I feel mentally obligated to fight NKG in godhome. God I should have just paid off Divine first.. I'll never have unbreakable strength now. ;M;)

    • @Anbuish
      @Anbuish 5 років тому +9

      *proceeds to brutally murder sea dragon*

  • @grug8711
    @grug8711 5 років тому +5875

    *Texan sock screams underwater for 31 minutes: The Video*

    • @killercuck7984
      @killercuck7984 5 років тому +52

      It was 10 hours

    • @UnicornChicken.
      @UnicornChicken. 5 років тому +47

      @@killercuck7984 *The video*
      Not the entire movie.

    • @killercuck7984
      @killercuck7984 5 років тому +17

      @@UnicornChicken. oh god oh fuck

    • @thejfj
      @thejfj  5 років тому +129

      @@killercuck7984 actually it was 35

    • @Oiley-
      @Oiley- 5 років тому +3

      Pretty much

  • @EverPoke12
    @EverPoke12 3 роки тому +617

    “Why is red?”
    *muffled screaming*
    That’s just the first playthrough mood

    • @timmyg8888
      @timmyg8888 3 роки тому +5

      *the scream of a kidnapped kidnapper*

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 3 роки тому +9

      I'll be honest, I've had the game for 4 years and I *still* get scared when I go too close to the aurora earlygame

  • @NaeveSnowsTavern
    @NaeveSnowsTavern 4 роки тому +2546

    I love how they lie to him about turning off the cyclops engine not making enemies go away.

    • @lilwindex2320
      @lilwindex2320 3 роки тому +45

      But it does

    • @NaeveSnowsTavern
      @NaeveSnowsTavern 3 роки тому +337

      Yes, it does.
      But they told him that it *Didn't.*

    • @lilwindex2320
      @lilwindex2320 3 роки тому +29

      Oh

    • @surr3ald3sign
      @surr3ald3sign 3 роки тому +84

      i just drive around in silent mode bc i hate reapers fucking up the 15-30 minutes i spent collecting the materials to build the cyclops, that and pulling the aggro of every enemy within half a kilometer is never fun

    • @BELURATBEASTS
      @BELURATBEASTS 3 роки тому +42

      I dont fall for that bull

  • @yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095
    @yourlocalasleeponioperativ4095 4 роки тому +710

    "it is normal when first piloting the prawn suit to feel a sense of limitless power"
    "prawn operators receive weeks of training to counteract this phenomenon,you will have to do with self discipline"
    10 mins later
    *battles with a literally sea dragon thing*

  • @decky2610
    @decky2610 5 років тому +2042

    “You May feel a sense of limitless power, Prawn operators receive weeks of training to counteract this phenomenon,
    IM GONNA KILL A REAPER

    • @baeu8360
      @baeu8360 5 років тому +114

      *ends up killing a sea dragon*

    • @badname3659
      @badname3659 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @zoroarkthepirate9536
      @zoroarkthepirate9536 5 років тому +5

      @Afqwa plus I'm not sure if it's the prawn suit or terrain but I had it hooked up to the Cyclops, went to use the prawn suit and it phased through the ground is in the mushroom caves now

    • @joshuakim5240
      @joshuakim5240 5 років тому +9

      @Afqwa
      That's kind of the point of the Prawn Suit tho; a slow and clunky, but very tanky combat alternative to the lithe and agile, but somewhat fragile exploration purposed Seamoth. You use the Seamoth to get around and the Prawn Suit to Saitama things that used to bully you pre-Prawn.

    • @thecanadienpatriot9491
      @thecanadienpatriot9491 5 років тому +1

      Damn, did not mean to steal your comment, want me to remove it?

  • @v0rtexbeater
    @v0rtexbeater 3 роки тому +275

    * Water turns murky*
    Me: oh no
    * he surfaces and he's near the back of the Aurora*
    Me: *OH NO*

  • @tomstarbuck8162
    @tomstarbuck8162 4 роки тому +1032

    Sunbeam: (Explodes)
    JFJ: “well now how am I supposed to get home”
    Bird: “I got you fam”

    • @sloppyoyster5779
      @sloppyoyster5779 3 роки тому +13

      That seen was perfect

    • @Forvennm
      @Forvennm 3 роки тому +11

      @@sloppyoyster5779 hmmm yes seen

    • @Anthonywinters_
      @Anthonywinters_ 3 роки тому +9

      BREAKING NEWS: kid just got home from alien planet due to a bird literally scooping him up

  • @mcbuck6997
    @mcbuck6997 4 роки тому +1565

    “When first piloting a prawn suit, it is normal to fell a sense of limitless power” 24:58

    • @simonevans2552
      @simonevans2552 4 роки тому +106

      Why does this hit different after he kills a sea dragon

    • @unnstoppablefury
      @unnstoppablefury 4 роки тому +18

      I was watching the part where they said that and switched to that time stamp and it went together perfectly

    • @kennethtimorang8343
      @kennethtimorang8343 4 роки тому +4

      @@GI1Tch1 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA NOW LETS GET IT TO 6.9K LIKES

    • @gaun785
      @gaun785 4 роки тому +10

      “you will have to make do with self disipline.“ -5 secs later- “IM GONNA TAKE OUT A REAPER“

    • @kennethtimorang8343
      @kennethtimorang8343 4 роки тому +3

      @@gaun785 i did more than all of you combined. I killed...a peeper. I crashed into it and then spiked it to death

  • @moosakazmi5421
    @moosakazmi5421 5 років тому +711

    19:33
    “It is normal when first piloting the prawn suit to feel a sense of limitless power”
    “Prawn operators receive weeks of training to counteract this phenomenon, you will have to do with self discipline.”
    (5 seconds later)
    *Im GoNna TAkE OuT A ReaPEr*

    • @appixx
      @appixx 4 роки тому +32

      *kills sea dragon*

    • @psychedelicowl3275
      @psychedelicowl3275 4 роки тому +5

      AppiXx so he does have Limitless power

    • @sthcproductions
      @sthcproductions 4 роки тому +1

      OHH YEAH RIDE THEM REAPERS COWBOI

    • @mistaraa_
      @mistaraa_ 4 роки тому +4

      ZombieSerpent UNLIMITED POWWWWEEEEEERRRRR!!!!!

    • @MafuyusZoloft
      @MafuyusZoloft 4 роки тому +3

      Its impossible to not feel powerful

  • @jeraldduck8656
    @jeraldduck8656 3 роки тому +104

    I love how the PDA tells you you need to not feel a sense of limitless power and the second he gets in one he wants to fight a reaper

  • @classypeanuts3352
    @classypeanuts3352 4 роки тому +3000

    Fun drinking game: Take a shot every time he hits a fish

  • @the_dead_knight3
    @the_dead_knight3 4 роки тому +1367

    "why is it re why is it red?"
    *Notices Arora*
    "MMMMMMMMMMM!!!!"

    • @furiousfinch1587
      @furiousfinch1587 4 роки тому +43

      I guess I wasn't the only one flat fucking terrified of the back of the Aurora for some reason.

    • @thewildonesappear6594
      @thewildonesappear6594 4 роки тому +24

      @@furiousfinch1587 the reaper lethiathan is back there lmao

    • @furiousfinch1587
      @furiousfinch1587 4 роки тому +30

      @@thewildonesappear6594 Here's the thing though: even after manually killing them all with the Stasis Rifle and a knife, one by one, that place still just scares the FUCK out of me.

    • @thewildonesappear6594
      @thewildonesappear6594 4 роки тому +9

      @@furiousfinch1587 s a m e t h o

    • @cbbc4453
      @cbbc4453 4 роки тому +1

      Arora: NOTICE ME SENPAI~

  • @that1connor583
    @that1connor583 4 роки тому +934

    “Why is it red, why is it red”
    *Everyone who has watched him entered this zone, and those who have prior knowledge of said zone has felt their ass become a black hole of pucker and “nope”.

    • @LightLadyES
      @LightLadyES 4 роки тому +48

      him: looks above the water at the aurora
      me: ah, yes. i have been in this situation. it's time to cry

    • @dreadnaught2306
      @dreadnaught2306 4 роки тому +14

      A nope vacuum forms in the rectum

    • @blacck0ut177
      @blacck0ut177 4 роки тому +16

      I found the dead zone near there and literally almost shit myself

    • @biggiecheese6261
      @biggiecheese6261 4 роки тому +3

      What is there lol pls tell me

    • @dreadnaught2306
      @dreadnaught2306 4 роки тому +15

      @@biggiecheese6261 many bad things like large evil fish

  • @exquisiteaquariummusic1871
    @exquisiteaquariummusic1871 3 роки тому +138

    crying the words "i just wanted salt" is strangely relatable

  • @Toon_Lucario
    @Toon_Lucario 4 роки тому +3567

    Normal people when they see the Sea Dragon: *AAAAHHH WHAT IS THAT*
    JFJ: Lets do this T E X A S S T Y L E

    • @thegamespider2762
      @thegamespider2762 4 роки тому +129

      YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE TELEPORTER DISPENSER DISPENSER METAL METAL METAL THE POINT.

    • @thenumberfour6455
      @thenumberfour6455 4 роки тому +45

      *uses a lasso, Texas style*

    • @humanbread2619
      @humanbread2619 4 роки тому +45

      *WELP* i give up time to play BATTLE ENGINEER

    • @LoxeBi
      @LoxeBi 4 роки тому +7

      Tfw more DAKKA

    • @Andrew.bonneau
      @Andrew.bonneau 4 роки тому +11

      Im more scared of warpers the sea dragon isnt very bad compared to the stupid warpers

  • @austingentes5842
    @austingentes5842 5 років тому +541

    "Causualy whistling"
    Hears reaper roar.
    "Whistling intensifys"

  • @indeepjable
    @indeepjable 5 років тому +613

    He Instantly Got A Sense Of Limitless Power
    *RIGHT WHEN HE GOT THE PRAWN SUIT*

    • @bishop8958
      @bishop8958 5 років тому +11

      In my play through I didn't really like the prawn suit, as it felt clunky, my feeling of 'limitless power' came from the seamoth shock module, unfortunately the seamoth can't make it to the depths needed.

    • @K4RN4GE911
      @K4RN4GE911 5 років тому +6

      Same. In my playthrough, I went with the drill and grappling hook. Aptly titled it the Big Daddy.

    • @thenerfkid9228
      @thenerfkid9228 5 років тому +1

      @@bishop8958 fair, since you can whoop the small bad creatures, and cause most others to run away
      BUT HAVE YOU SEEN WHAT YOU CAN DO IN A PRAWN RIGHT

    • @PatrickWolfChannel
      @PatrickWolfChannel 5 років тому

      The Nerf Kid yeah man my last stream I smacked a grab squid and it pissed itself was hilarious

    • @bullymaguire2913
      @bullymaguire2913 5 років тому

      @@bishop8958 i felt the same way cause i always thought it was gonna get stuck somewhere i couldn't get it out

  • @v0calgiant12
    @v0calgiant12 4 роки тому +382

    JFJ: casually signing disney music
    JFJ: looks up and sees back end of arura
    JFJ: *screams into radiation protection mask*

  • @catintime3917
    @catintime3917 4 роки тому +392

    I remember when I was playing subnatica and somehow ended up wandering to one of the islands accidentally at which point my friend piped up and said
    "Hey look a warper"
    I have never felt more fear from a game then during that panic stricken trip home

    • @gaymer816
      @gaymer816 4 роки тому +23

      You have no idea how much fear I felt the instant I hit Crater's Edge when I was looking for the Alien Gun

  • @eggs00000
    @eggs00000 4 роки тому +993

    This guy is the only person I’ve seen able to A: comprehend the thought of fighting a sea dragon leviathan and B: actually able to defeat one and C: kills it even if it’s extinct

    • @eggs00000
      @eggs00000 4 роки тому +19

      Also technically he didn’t leave the planet :I sneaky developers never implemented space and it’s all just super good special effects but yes you did beat the game

    • @scoutchujohnston7203
      @scoutchujohnston7203 3 роки тому +10

      Even if he regrets the kill cause nearing extinction-

    • @Utrilus
      @Utrilus 3 роки тому +17

      ​@@scoutchujohnston7203 That innocent whistling didn't sound like regret to me.

    • @justamanofculture12
      @justamanofculture12 3 роки тому +2

      Lmao exactly lol

    • @thelightpost6056
      @thelightpost6056 3 роки тому +1

      I mean hey I did 1 and 2, but I’m not sure if I did 3 !

  • @BladedAngel
    @BladedAngel 4 роки тому +3602

    26:15 Oh my god, look at his Leviathan Log. He never scanned a Reaper!
    So you're telling me this man avoided Reaper territory in fear, but will gladly punch a Sea Dragon which is twice it's size!! LMAO!

    • @caboose9843
      @caboose9843 4 роки тому +405

      Reapers are just scarier man

    • @thatamericanloser2833
      @thatamericanloser2833 4 роки тому +110

      The dragon EATS REAPERS

    • @caboose9843
      @caboose9843 4 роки тому +281

      @@thatamericanloser2833 yeah but reapers have scary face claws

    • @Corwart
      @Corwart 4 роки тому +36

      @@thatamericanloser2833 is very spooky Levi thing

    • @welshcrusade9837
      @welshcrusade9837 4 роки тому +2

      Same here

  • @narnit.
    @narnit. 3 роки тому +104

    "And that's what JFJ stands for!"
    Me, quietly: *John F. Jennedy*

  • @Bryan-xk3gi
    @Bryan-xk3gi 5 років тому +742

    The weapon to surpass Metal Gear is a cowboy sock on a mecha suit

    • @Mabra51
      @Mabra51 5 років тому +4

      Metal Gear? It can't be!

    • @gennaioisrael8929
      @gennaioisrael8929 5 років тому +1

      @@Mabra51 it can be because it's the rules of nature

    • @Mabra51
      @Mabra51 5 років тому

      @@gennaioisrael8929 ua-cam.com/video/MGzHKvT_rQA/v-deo.html

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 5 років тому

      Metal gear....

  • @Potoaster
    @Potoaster 4 роки тому +537

    9:40
    Never, in all my time playing this game over the past few years, logging over 200 hours and watching countless UA-cam videos, have I ever seen or even considered this could be done. Absolutely spectacular

    • @rickatron2033
      @rickatron2033 4 роки тому +14

      the thing is this was in the beta shit and never was fixed:l

    • @thatjojolesbian
      @thatjojolesbian 4 роки тому +9

      ZXZ Demon
      What the hell do you mean? I had that happen to me twice before I even got 50 hours in, I usually try and get it to happen when I’m waiting to watch the gun go off

    • @kingkirby2691
      @kingkirby2691 4 роки тому +4

      Way to easy to do but can go unnoticed if not thought of. I immediately thought of it when I first saw the birds above my lifepod so that's why I got it to happen really soon. Again, if you don't think of it then it probably won't happen.

    • @biggienew_and_improved1543
      @biggienew_and_improved1543 4 роки тому

      Same

    • @Penguin_Master9999
      @Penguin_Master9999 2 роки тому

      Happened to me when I was at 10 hp and I died LOL

  • @shekelsean
    @shekelsean 5 років тому +440

    "When first using a prawn suit, the pilot may feel a sense of limitless power..."
    No... they *recognize* limitless power.

    • @astropan2765
      @astropan2765 4 роки тому +5

      Gorn feelings intensify

    • @ZEROSHWANGZ
      @ZEROSHWANGZ 4 роки тому +12

      UNLIMITED POWER

    • @GJBedrin
      @GJBedrin 4 роки тому +1

      When I first got in it I was so underwhelmed by how slow it was

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 4 роки тому

      George Bedrin get the grappling hook and the jet pack upgrades.

  • @EepyNoku
    @EepyNoku 3 роки тому +261

    "Who needs googles maps when you have..."
    "ᵇᶦⁿᵍ" - JFJ, 2019

  • @stuartstribling2296
    @stuartstribling2296 4 роки тому +2276

    This dude completed the game with only a high capacity tank.

    • @Zurtron
      @Zurtron 4 роки тому +190

      Well, yeah, once you get the sea moth you really don’t need a ultra high cap tank

    • @khirman1
      @khirman1 4 роки тому +97

      I think he actually went for lightweight high capacity.

    • @Treynxxx
      @Treynxxx 4 роки тому +4

      Same

    • @delphinium1989
      @delphinium1989 4 роки тому +51

      I did it with the default one.
      It took me 59 hours...

    • @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3
      @waltuh2.3bviews3secondsago3 4 роки тому +27

      DTGNIMBUS that is actually quite impressive well done!

  • @thejfj
    @thejfj  5 років тому +2364

    Now I'm vewified

    • @Aidansstuff_
      @Aidansstuff_ 5 років тому +4

      Noic

    • @MrSarge-nw5jy
      @MrSarge-nw5jy 5 років тому +6

      Chicken tendies

    • @kimberlyharvey8327
      @kimberlyharvey8327 5 років тому +13

      If u thought this game was scary there is another one coming out called subnautica:below zero, here is a bit of story
      After the guy you play as gets back to earth and tells everyone about 4546B other people have been traveling there from alterra to stuby the creatures that live on this planet, the place where it takes place is the arctic part of 4546B that you see in the end as you pass the planet in the rocket. As for the charecter you play as....your a girl :/
      And this main charecter actually has dialog (hopefuly i spelled that correctly) unlike the male you play as in the main game, after a while you come across a precurssor "base" and you try to get in but then a voice comes from the base sounding like something is talking, after that a storm hits and your base is crushed (mabe?) by a lardge boulder during the storm. you come across some ice with a ladder that you try to climb up but the ice breaks and you then have to swim through a tunnel and get to the other side which is where the adventure begins with many other biomes past this area.thats all i kinda know .--.
      Btw here are some creatures that are/might be in the game:
      Shadow leviathan
      Ice dragon leviathan
      Arctic peeper
      Alien penguins (forgot the name, their babys are called pengwings)
      Glow whale
      Ice worm
      Brute shark
      Squid shark
      (that red armoured creature that might be a leviathan, pls tell me its name cuz i forgot ;-;)
      Rock puncher
      Sea monkey
      A creature that was scrapped (pls tell me if there where any others)
      Vent garden

    • @shakerrn
      @shakerrn 5 років тому +3

      Hey I beat the game on New Years as well 😀

    • @shakerrn
      @shakerrn 5 років тому +3

      Kimberly Harvey they are called penglings you got it mixed up. Adults are called pengwings

  • @James-nj5ks
    @James-nj5ks 5 років тому +1879

    JFJ: Gathering salt and the water turns red
    JFJ: Why is it red? *surfaces next to the aurora*
    JFJ:*Screams and retreats faster than the french during WW2*

    • @alexanderhalvorson9950
      @alexanderhalvorson9950 5 років тому +9

      What happened. I feel like I missed something

    • @dgrunklesamiii4615
      @dgrunklesamiii4615 5 років тому +87

      @@alexanderhalvorson9950 In his mission towards gathering salt (likely to create filtered water) he unknowingly wandered into Reaper territory, signified by the red contaminated water in the crash zone.

    • @captain_fish_head
      @captain_fish_head 5 років тому +5

      xDDDDDD

    • @dragcuntegura775
      @dragcuntegura775 5 років тому +30

      You could just hear his butthole clinching with that grunt/whine of his when he saw it lol

    • @enderkittycat1716
      @enderkittycat1716 5 років тому +3

      James umm the waters brown when your near the arora

  • @ScuffedSoldier123
    @ScuffedSoldier123 3 роки тому +126

    I can’t get over the fact J is still able to keep this video monotized

  • @AFXffs772
    @AFXffs772 4 роки тому +534

    I like how he’s scared of Reapers but he’s not afraid of the Thing that Hunts Reapers

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 3 роки тому +79

      the sea dragon doesnt have mandibles.
      It's not a matter of how easily it kills you, it's a matter of how terrifying it makes the experience.

    • @ariezon
      @ariezon 3 роки тому +4

      @@Tonatsi it's about numbers not size.

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 3 роки тому +50

      @@ariezon it's about neither. A single reaper leviathan is still far more terrifying than a Sea Dragon Leviathan.

    • @hb2434
      @hb2434 3 роки тому +6

      yeah the scary thing about the reaper compared to other leviathans is that other leviathans can't grab onto you

    • @InfiniteGreninja
      @InfiniteGreninja 3 роки тому +17

      @@Tonatsi it’s mainly because of the grab, design, speed and damage. It has a strong grab, the highest damage and speed in the game, and the scariest design (at least imo)

  • @aluwite
    @aluwite 4 роки тому +884

    Alternate title: Man with mental problems gets stuck on alien planet and puts ancient dragon species to extinction while playing doom music

  • @tdoyr
    @tdoyr 3 роки тому +22

    Fun fact: in very early versions of subnautica, there was a pit near the aurora named the hell hole. At which sea dragons would pull in reapers and eat them. This means you may have to go to what I believe was the right side of the aurora to enter the inactive lava zone, lava castle, and lava lakes

  • @TCBE
    @TCBE 5 років тому +878

    PDA: “Warning: Organisms nearby have human flesh in their digestive track.”
    Reaper Levi: * slowly swallowing decaying human body whole * can you *s h u t ?*

  • @colonelcrockett2250
    @colonelcrockett2250 5 років тому +584

    **Clouds block the sun**
    JFJ: *Cries in terror*

    • @lsswappedcessna
      @lsswappedcessna 4 роки тому +22

      It was a planet. Solar eclipse.

    • @pepperplume
      @pepperplume 4 роки тому +23

      The first time it happened, I sh*t myself too

    • @MovieNukeG
      @MovieNukeG 4 роки тому +1

      @@pepperplume saaaaame

    • @Apophus
      @Apophus 4 роки тому +1

      It was an eclipse

    • @水下探险家
      @水下探险家 4 роки тому +1

      UMmmMM actuALLly it WAsa soALR exlCIpse ummm iDIIOT.

  • @doorstop1919
    @doorstop1919 5 років тому +539

    What I find funny as hell is he was fine fighting the sea dragon and wanted to take on a ghost leviathan but wouldn't go anywhere near the other side of the Aurora so fight 1 reaper leviathan.

    • @Pelkri
      @Pelkri 5 років тому +1

      But did he go to the dead zone?

    • @FPSRayn
      @FPSRayn 5 років тому +15

      They're just that scary.

    • @avery6758
      @avery6758 5 років тому +28

      the sea dragon is kind of goofy looking tbh...

    • @cnut7383
      @cnut7383 5 років тому

      @@avery6758 you mean the reaper?

    • @Scarlet_Chrysalis
      @Scarlet_Chrysalis 5 років тому +41

      A Reaper Leviathan is WAY WAY WAY scarier then the Sea Dragon Leviathan

  • @mquish5212
    @mquish5212 3 роки тому +39

    *Makes prawn suit*
    "It is normal when first piloting a prawn suit to feel unlimited power so your just going to have to deal with self discipline"
    *Grapples and punches sea dragon leviathan"

  • @PlagueDoctorShade
    @PlagueDoctorShade 5 років тому +803

    Local News Reporter: This just in *"Angry Texan Man in Exosuit punches an ancient and powerful 'Sea Dragon' to death."*
    Editor: Actually, he made them extinct...
    Reporter:...

    • @johanness3850
      @johanness3850 5 років тому +14

      not really, there are 3 of them alive on the entire planet, well. were.

    • @johanness3850
      @johanness3850 5 років тому

      yeah. and thats how many?

    • @blazethegryphon9990
      @blazethegryphon9990 5 років тому

      13 reaper spawns overall, how many did he kill?

    • @dgrunklesamiii4615
      @dgrunklesamiii4615 5 років тому

      @@blazethegryphon9990 If going by footage, he killed one sea dragon, 0 ghosts, and 0 reapers, but he could've killed a ghost leviathan on the way to the lave zone, as well as the other sea dragon on the way out.

    • @dgrunklesamiii4615
      @dgrunklesamiii4615 5 років тому

      but even with the grapple arm NO ONE's crazy enough to take on a reaper.

  • @dreadnaught2306
    @dreadnaught2306 4 роки тому +370

    "I'm so sorry"
    "Oh it was a bleeder I don't even remotely care"

    • @weirdbritishperson9542
      @weirdbritishperson9542 4 роки тому +7

      Dreadnaught bleeders are such a pain, I didn’t realise I had one on me until I died from one, i had 5 Ruby’s

    • @ethanhill851
      @ethanhill851 4 роки тому +2

      Bleeder: *S U C C*

  • @brawler8839
    @brawler8839 5 років тому +462

    I love how at 6:25 instead of just editing the engine noises over it he just made noise with his mouth XD

  • @Sloth_Guy_Alex
    @Sloth_Guy_Alex 4 роки тому +255

    Sea Dragon: P-Please l-leave me alone, I have wife and children
    JFJ: *C'MERE BOi*
    Sea Dragon: *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @Crimson11777
      @Crimson11777 3 роки тому +10

      More Like no wife and no children and my mom and dad are in the active lava zone
      *Extinction is not a joke J i m*

    • @gz.sn0rk
      @gz.sn0rk 3 роки тому +1

      silence child

    • @ericandfamily3772
      @ericandfamily3772 3 роки тому +1

      *Meathooks Sea Dragon*

  • @lunardust786
    @lunardust786 5 років тому +325

    9:41 *this just in, local sock gets kidnapped by some alien bird*

    • @lifenugget5302
      @lifenugget5302 4 роки тому +2

      Hi black hole

    • @puddlel1ama327
      @puddlel1ama327 4 роки тому

      Yes.

    • @Jensenrobinb
      @Jensenrobinb 4 роки тому

      And then escapes.

    • @emmettbarley5721
      @emmettbarley5721 Рік тому

      He wasn’t being kidnapped, the bird was trying to take him back home. The ship just blew up and the bird was trying to help him out

  • @alexanderson3847
    @alexanderson3847 4 роки тому +174

    most realistic play through. 'i'm not going in there, it's dark' / 'I just wanted salt *sobbing*

  • @ismaelbaceliscabrera1062
    @ismaelbaceliscabrera1062 5 років тому +406

    9:37 PUfff Who need a space ship when you got a alien bird....
    _Too my home world_

    • @esooGrM
      @esooGrM 4 роки тому +1

      @@clouds.in.heaven your not even generic. Your moldy.

  • @toaferon1822
    @toaferon1822 Рік тому +7

    4 years later, and I still come back here. This has become one of my go-to comfort videos, the jokes all hit so well, the editing is so well-done, it's just so comfy. Thank you J!

  • @spiritedaway9581
    @spiritedaway9581 5 років тому +602

    Under the sea,
    Under the sea,
    Try to catch peepers
    Get killed by Reapers!
    Under the sea.

    • @K4RN4GE911
      @K4RN4GE911 5 років тому +39

      Getting those fragments is like a triathlon
      Shitting your pants from the Ghost Leviathan!
      Constantly frowning, as I keep drowning
      Under the sea!!!

    • @sillylittleowlguy2392
      @sillylittleowlguy2392 5 років тому +5

      this is some quality shitposting

    • @rigelspradling2008
      @rigelspradling2008 5 років тому +2

      Wanna know what I think about that song
      Oh yeah yeah

    • @evelyntirado7061
      @evelyntirado7061 5 років тому +1

      Lol you stole that comment.

    • @Second_Splitter
      @Second_Splitter 5 років тому +1

      Please, just please, take off that profile picture.

  • @Tonatsi
    @Tonatsi 5 років тому +987

    "*Singing a sea song* doo doo dododo dooooo Why is it red Why is it red Why is it red Why is it red"
    _Silence_
    *Sees aurora engine nearby*
    _Muffled screams_

    • @koekepeertje5024
      @koekepeertje5024 5 років тому +3

      i loved it

    • @iongaming7138
      @iongaming7138 5 років тому

      I guess i'm an idiot, but I actually had to think about why it was red...

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 5 років тому +2

      Ion Gaming it’s just the sandy area, which made the devs change the inherent water transparency hue to yellow/orange.

    • @iongaming7138
      @iongaming7138 5 років тому +1

      @@Tonatsi Looked like the same old terrain to me, no extra sand.

    • @alexforrester8090
      @alexforrester8090 5 років тому

      Leo Teillol I started freaking out with him

  • @ANLATCHNOON
    @ANLATCHNOON 5 років тому +305

    Subnautica is fun
    "Gotta admit, Not looking forward to this" - JFJ, not even 1 minute in.

  • @div.agenthunter7856
    @div.agenthunter7856 4 роки тому +60

    Ampeel: roars
    JFJ: yall need to chill out
    *old spice whistle*

  • @novavirus7497
    @novavirus7497 5 років тому +279

    4:50
    whistles
    whistles
    *pauses*
    *distressed whistles*

    • @rqkim
      @rqkim 4 роки тому +2

      21:45 hol up

    • @rqkim
      @rqkim 4 роки тому

      Oh now I see it lmao

    • @It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise
      @It-Will-All-Be-Okay-I-Promise 4 роки тому

      Virus55 what was he whistling? It sounds familiar but I can’t put my finger on it.

  • @grubbay
    @grubbay 5 років тому +238

    Niberty prime is still funny to me

  • @ZETH_27
    @ZETH_27 5 років тому +249

    Is it just me, or is the Subnautica Theme/end theme hugely underappreciated?

  • @danielpanganiban5316
    @danielpanganiban5316 4 роки тому +681

    JFJ: say the *N-word*
    Everyone who loves watching him: I’ll allow it

  • @cameron6435
    @cameron6435 5 років тому +623

    Girlfriend: *walks in*
    Me: Watching this at 24:50
    Girlfriend: What is he doing?
    Me: He's beginning to believe
    Girlfriend: Believe what?
    Me: He is the one

    • @FluffyIronGolems
      @FluffyIronGolems 5 років тому +9

      Thatjusthappened

    • @Frenchy_KFC
      @Frenchy_KFC 5 років тому +1

      Hehe good old Matrix meme 😁

    • @feuggstrix
      @feuggstrix 5 років тому +5

      Pvt. Groundmiss People on thatjusthappened are more judgemental of people mentioning their girlfriends than if someone would mention that their friend did something. This means that statistically, they have a 99% chance of developing aids.

    • @landros904
      @landros904 5 років тому +12

      Girlfriend:
      Me: Oh wait, I don't have a girlfriend.

    • @theneed5037
      @theneed5037 5 років тому +1

      @@FluffyIronGolems you forgot the r/

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 5 років тому +2696

    Thalassphobia: The game

  • @vexron5872
    @vexron5872 4 роки тому +115

    I love how in the rocket just before you jump away, your character glances at where below zero is set

    • @Crimson11777
      @Crimson11777 3 роки тому +10

      No youtuber noticed that except people analysing the ending

    • @mishirivera39
      @mishirivera39 3 роки тому

      Where ?

  • @captainecho6417
    @captainecho6417 3 роки тому +33

    JFJ: crying because he was next to the aurora
    Subtitles: *L a u g h t e r*

  • @gordier6787
    @gordier6787 5 років тому +227

    25:22
    Damage due to hull strength of-1.75. Build reinforcements or remove weak parts (x2278)

    • @krieg8943
      @krieg8943 5 років тому +24

      Gordie R
      That base is fucked ain’t it?

    • @krieg8943
      @krieg8943 5 років тому +2

      A random Guy look at the top left

    • @gordier6787
      @gordier6787 5 років тому

      Dedshrimp
      Nope

    • @gordier6787
      @gordier6787 5 років тому +2

      Dedshrimp
      Yeah buuuuuuuuuuuuut
      25:22 isn’t the end of the video

    • @gordier6787
      @gordier6787 5 років тому +2

      Dedshrimp
      And I was talking about 25:22

  • @newagederpderp
    @newagederpderp 5 років тому +280

    (Beats game)
    [Meanwhile on planet: Base is literally exploding]

  • @totallysanefish8128
    @totallysanefish8128 4 роки тому +916

    He never got attacked by a reaper.
    I say i'm dissapointed

    • @Baheloo
      @Baheloo 4 роки тому +29

      I play this game for a year now and i finished the game like a few times and the first encounter that i had with a reaper for the first time a few days ago 🤣🤣🤣

    • @totallysanefish8128
      @totallysanefish8128 4 роки тому +9

      @@Baheloo the first time i encountered a reaper was when we had to go to da sunbeam and it broke my seamoth

    • @metious3937
      @metious3937 4 роки тому +20

      I built a base in the sinkhole in the dunes and yet no attacks from reapers near by
      Great neighbors!

    • @totallysanefish8128
      @totallysanefish8128 4 роки тому +2

      @@metious3937 i made one in the mushroom biome and lost like 2 seamoths

    • @totallysanefish8128
      @totallysanefish8128 4 роки тому +2

      @Aidan Bramwell DISHONORABLE, SHAMEFUL

  • @AzraelMight
    @AzraelMight 3 роки тому +33

    To all that say the dragon is scarier than the reaper
    The dragon: Gigantic Ovvious creature that slowly moves and shoots fireball at you and has a set spawn
    The Reaper: A malicious creature that’s waits for you to let your guard down to spawn behind you and jump scare you with its sudden appearance and it’s horrendous roar

  • @edenfeledrum1540
    @edenfeledrum1540 5 років тому +145

    JfJ is the single most dangerous being on the planet subnautica is based on... unless it's night

  • @newagederpderp
    @newagederpderp 5 років тому +487

    25:02
    I wonder if he realized he has 2200 leaks in his base

    • @RamielEdits
      @RamielEdits 5 років тому +6

      @Mentlegen look at the top left corner

    • @newagederpderp
      @newagederpderp 5 років тому +29

      @Mentlegen In the top left, it says "Damaged due to hull integrity of -1.75! Build reinforcements or remove weak parts! (x2200)"

    • @martarivera9489
      @martarivera9489 5 років тому +16

      Its telling him 2200 times

    • @Z38_US
      @Z38_US 5 років тому +8

      @@martarivera9489 well in the end it's about 7500 times.......how many holes can one base have? geez

    • @hahacheerios743
      @hahacheerios743 5 років тому +11

      It was an old base. He wasn’t using it.

  • @blakehillesheim3410
    @blakehillesheim3410 5 років тому +81

    You may feel Limitless power, prawn operators receive weeks of train to counteract this phenomenon.
    19:36
    5 min later

    • @jfernandez7098
      @jfernandez7098 5 років тому +13

      He then proceedes to lasso a sea dragon and punches it to death

  • @Noah_likes_StarTrek
    @Noah_likes_StarTrek 4 роки тому +37

    JFJ: scared of the dark
    Also JFJ: battles a sea dragon with a prawsuit and wins

  • @thecanadienpatriot9491
    @thecanadienpatriot9491 5 років тому +329

    19:33 AI: users get a sense of infinite power
    JFJ: i'll go punch a reaper leviathan
    Proving right away that it is true
    24:41 infinite power

  • @sunnyd9921
    @sunnyd9921 5 років тому +317

    Local sock cries tears of fear

  • @tioalra6746
    @tioalra6746 5 років тому +145

    The best Part was you getting kidnapped by the bird, i didnt even knew they had collision XD

  • @benatomic1238
    @benatomic1238 3 роки тому +27

    16:57 that music drop was one of the most terrifying things ever and it didn’t help the the pda says the biomes got a 7 out of 9 human fear rating

    • @orinb8654
      @orinb8654 3 роки тому

      This biome matches seven out of the nine preconditions for stimulating terror in humans.

  • @x-tech-x9067
    @x-tech-x9067 5 років тому +553

    lmfao Other youtubers: *sees ghost leviathon* "WHAT IS THAT OMG WHAT AHHHH", JFJ: *sees ghost leviathon* "COME AT ME! I KILLED A DRAGON! Yeah THATS RIGHT! RUN!"
    jfj u are insane

    • @zed147itsdatboi3
      @zed147itsdatboi3 4 роки тому +19

      JFJ: (jumps into the void with prawn suite) Bring it on! BRING IT ON!!!!

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 4 роки тому +13

      @@zed147itsdatboi3 *Gets hounded by 3 ghosties*
      *AND WINS*

    • @spcom484
      @spcom484 4 роки тому

      Lel check miawaug video

    • @castorhyfsat858
      @castorhyfsat858 4 роки тому

      i actually thought they were harmless the first couple of times i saw them, since they just stood there, and i remembered the reefbacks, these absolutely enormous creatures that are 100% harmless yet look so scary. so, i went out of my seamoth to scan them, and it just lunged at me immediately. didn’t go back to the grand reef for like a week after that

    • @castorhyfsat858
      @castorhyfsat858 4 роки тому

      i actually thought they were harmless the first couple of times i saw them, since they just stood there, and i remembered the reefbacks, these absolutely enormous creatures that are 100% harmless yet look so scary. so, i went out of my seamoth to scan them, and it just lunged at me immediately. didn’t go back to the grand reef for like a week after that

  • @gearswar3671
    @gearswar3671 4 роки тому +291

    Sea dragon: Dead
    Jfj: “This species may be nearing extinction.” Proceeds to whistle away

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 4 роки тому +2

      i've never actually killed the sea dragon before so i didn't know about this

    • @ShaeoSilentclaw
      @ShaeoSilentclaw 4 роки тому +1

      Omnical I’m tryin it today. Pray for me

  • @danielmelo5079
    @danielmelo5079 4 роки тому +270

    0:57
    Subnautica devs: ok, we need a name for ths fish
    One of the employees: what about boomerang?
    Subnautica devs: give this guy a raise

  • @cursedbruh8742
    @cursedbruh8742 3 роки тому +3

    I cant believe that this video was 2 years ago. But till this from over 2 years i have rewatched this video over 20 times and its still makes laugh.

  • @sharpblue
    @sharpblue 5 років тому +249

    I like how for like the last 8 mins of the video there is a warning in the corner of the screen about hull strenght

    • @Kingman524
      @Kingman524 5 років тому +10

      That was on the stream for at least 6 hours

    • @drunkchey9739
      @drunkchey9739 5 років тому

      2 weeks

  • @eggs00000
    @eggs00000 4 роки тому +272

    I’ve made 2 cyclops in 1 save file...
    Reason?
    I crashed one and got it stuck trying to leave the Lost River

    • @paperfox2787
      @paperfox2787 3 роки тому +3

      Did you take everything in there like upgrades with you when you crashed it before you left it there

    • @Cantfindaname917
      @Cantfindaname917 3 роки тому +18

      @@paperfox2787 i did when I lost mine in the uhh the uhhhhhh, Grand-reef, DEFFINETLY NOT THE VOID AND I WENT TOO FAR AND DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH POWER CELLS TO GET BACK THEN WAS UNDER ATTACK DEFFINETLY NOT :D

    • @thomasmoore6472
      @thomasmoore6472 3 роки тому +3

      I had the same problem with my first prawn suit

    • @impulsewraith3419
      @impulsewraith3419 3 роки тому +2

      Oh yeah will i lost 3 prawn suits in the lost river 1 was stuck in a branch and the other 2 cause iw as mad at the baby ghost leviathan

    • @aidan8333
      @aidan8333 3 роки тому

      i have made two prawn suits because i didn’t know that lava hurt it so i lost it in the lava zone lol

  • @newagederpderp
    @newagederpderp 4 роки тому +120

    I love how he's busy fighting sea dragons while his base is actively exploding

  • @jacobcox4565
    @jacobcox4565 2 роки тому +4

    PDA: It is normal when first piloting a Prawn suit to feel a sense of limitless power. Prawn operators receive weeks of training to counteract this phenomenon. You will have to make do with self discipline.
    JFJ: **Fights the Sea Dragon Leviathan**

  • @enderf04
    @enderf04 5 років тому +256

    9:40 using fly with a tiny bird pokemon in any pokemon game

  • @iboju414
    @iboju414 5 років тому +165

    4:04:
    "What else can I say..?” *cuts* "So as you know, my 900 IQ is quite large."
    I don't know if that was intentional but it was gold.

  • @menace2774
    @menace2774 4 роки тому +373

    Pro Tip: The other side of the Aurora is the dead zone.

    • @lilwindex2320
      @lilwindex2320 4 роки тому +45

      U mean the place where ur seamoth go boom

    • @Republic-A-Mapper
      @Republic-A-Mapper 4 роки тому +13

      @@lilwindex2320 reaper be stealy

    • @AngryProtoBoi
      @AngryProtoBoi 4 роки тому +10

      Northern And Southern Leo Republic
      hello there
      reaper leviathan is a wuss compared to me

    • @kodiaru
      @kodiaru 4 роки тому +2

      wait.. yo what's your discord? I know someone with your name and pfp that I play Fortnite Save the World with.

    • @menace2774
      @menace2774 4 роки тому +3

      @@kodiaru All i can say is that im not the guy your looking for cuz I don't have save the world

  • @techsomat5757
    @techsomat5757 3 роки тому +19

    the game:" the prawn suit makes people feel invisible when really they are still weak, be careful to not overestimate yourself."
    him 2 seconds later: "IM GOING TO GO PUNCH A REAPER"

  • @Thalia_Aquaticaa
    @Thalia_Aquaticaa 4 роки тому +769

    Ok, but you effectively killed the last remaining Alpha of a dying ecosystem and threatened to bang the queen of it.
    With.
    A.
    Prawn.
    Suit.
    Congratulations, you get a medal of honor from 4546B.

  • @townie1927
    @townie1927 5 років тому +108

    9:35 "that makes too much sense." Literally 5 seconds later

  • @dragoncat9153
    @dragoncat9153 5 років тому +104

    JFJ:dragons do not have arms for wings that is wyverns
    Me:ah I see your a man of culture aswell

  • @komradeashraf8637
    @komradeashraf8637 4 роки тому +14

    “angry sock man kills a big sea creature”

  • @dargle
    @dargle 4 роки тому +149

    6:06 don't mind me just leaving this here for personal reasons

  • @jochumm6099
    @jochumm6099 4 роки тому +140

    JFJ: I fear no man,
    But that thing: *Aurora*
    It *scares me*

  • @MamaTrixxieAsmr
    @MamaTrixxieAsmr 5 років тому +88

    JFJ: *is in seamoth*
    Fish: IT'S FREE RE-
    Fish:*Dies*

  • @anthonyst-onge
    @anthonyst-onge 3 роки тому +6

    19:29 *Turns lightswitch on*
    The electrician in the other room working on the flooded ceiling: