Storybook Queen yeah. I looked on the App Store and not only did it say 9+, but it also shows that the adds have NOTHING to do with the actual gameplay. I’m not surprised 🤦🏻♀️
"I fear it's too heinous to say" I love how Danny occasionally lapses into this Shakespearian vocabulary, but does so in the most chill and natural way to the point where you hardly even notice he's doing it.
Nothing will ever top the ad I saw that said, “Beat this game and you’re legally allowed to leave.” Leave from what? Why can’t I leave now? Have I always been your prisoner, game developer?
The worst part about the polysphere ad isn’t the texts, its not narration, it’s the fact that *he gets so close multiple times and then messes everything up*
my favorite quotes from this video: 5:06 “i would like to be distressing the damsel” 5:49 “you pervert, you rapscallion” 7:08 “something’s not adding up about this whole dragon birth thing”
"you are not your own, you are bought at a price, therefore, honor god with your bodies" Pretty sure that's a line in the Bible, this reminded me of it
@7 Melt I got an ad that said something like "If you can beat level 3 you can legally change your name to Greg". So I think you should upload that first or something?
the biggest question that polysphere ad left me with is what did that guy take so long to solve the puzzle he got to the full image like three times during his ex’s monologue
Theres something so horrifyingly real about that one ad where the ex is talking down to whoevers playing that picture game and insulting them while also saying verbally how the person playing will never get rid of them bc they have full control over this person. Even for a stupid ad for a not great game it somehow paints a clear image of abuse
I actually get playable adds for Hustle Castle on my family tree app. Basically you have to put a man and a woman in a room, then the woman gets pregnant and then you have to feed her meat, then she gives birth. That's it. That's the demo.
9:42 to 9:55 The Polly sphere game annoyed the shit outa me because every time they were close to finishing the level they would always mess it up like *UHHHHH uHhhhhhhHh* just stop it already
Huh ?! So true it’s like josh can’t handle the excitement of being so close to finishing the level that he goes into a fucking stroke and spazzes out for a second
The best ad I ever saw was a mobile game ad but instead of text like "I can't reach pink" or "99% of people can't pass" it done said *"please try our game I payed for this ad"*
I spent the whole video trying to figure out why the sign under the picture behind you said “thumbs” before realising in the last 50 seconds that it’s “thanks” so thanks
@@meekcats it means you drank expired cranberry juice. I believe the proper protocol for this would be to report to your direct supervisor and let them handle it from there. Do not make any movements, it will higher the likelihood of you accidentally setting off your self destruct mode. However I think you already turned it on.
Alternate conspiracy theory: the company is specifically advertising to Danny followers per each social media because they know they’ll heavily suggest it to him which will promote the app to an even larger audience
I THINK I FIGURED OUT THE POLYGRAPH AD ok so polygraph is one of those so-called "meditation" games, and i think the ad is trying to show that 'josh' is just staying calm and relaxed by playing the game even though all this shit is going on but that's just a theory *an ad theory*
Guys! Theory: Josh is being held captive by his yandere ex and the only way that she'll let him go is when he beats this level, but everytime he gets close to the answer she electrocutes him which is why he always messes up
While I was watching this, I got an ad that said "if you bounce 10 times, you can legally reach Cuba!!!" Edit: wtfrik ive never gotten this many likes before but thanks for all the likes so here have some chocolate 🍫
Thank you Danny for the captions, I don't have hearing problems but I do like captions so I can clarify what I'm hearing. I'm sure people who need/want captions also greatly appreciated it
Ok for the poly sphere ads, anyone else getting an anxiety attack because the dude playing it comes so close to solving it every time and then just MESSES IT UP!! THIS IS WHY UR GIRLFRIEND LEFT U JOSH! 😂
Even tho that's the games voice, it still doesn't make sense why they put it in there. like if you're going to put something in there why don't you just make a whole game about that specific thing.
Xx_internet _idiot_xX In the area where alabama is, it’s popular to marry family members. Just because your family doesn’t do it doesn’t mean it’s uncommon. You’re username fits you.
So, I was listening while doing something else and let me explain. Danny: "...standing and verbally insulting too? I'll play out the ad in it's entirety" "Download vinted to give your loved clothes a second life" You would not understand my very confusion before realising a REAL AD came on also lucky danny, not demonitzed after all
It seems like now most commentators don’t care about demonetization for the money part anymore, just do it to stay on recommended pages and stuff. They make a good bit off sponsors. That’s probably why Danny cussed a few times in this vid
That’s fair, especially because of brand deals and patreon, but it’s still better to not mention women going down on a sword or whatever the heck that ad was
Fun fact! It actually says that the minim age for Hustle Castle says 9+ when it literally says “NOT KIDS GAME 😈🔞” So they’re driving away their potential customers
"I'm so tired of games where you have to save the damsel in distress. I want to be the one putting the damsel in distress. I would like to be distressing the damsel." - Gonzalez, Danny. 2019
my theory for the polysphere add is that they're hoping you fullscreen it and think the texts are from your ex, thereby making you click on the screen and sending you to the app store page.
Fun fact! A human female egg is about as big as a period in 12 point font. They’re visible with the naked eye, whereas sperm is about 30 times as small and you need a microscope to see it
11:02 I don't know if anyone has said this already, but it seems to be that what the ad is trying to say is that this game is something you can do while under extreme pressure, e.g. being scolded by a toxic ex. It's a horrible execution, but I understand what they're going for.
They needed to make the ad longer but didn't want to show more than one puzzle. Maybe show more gameplay and less psycho girlfriend in the future. Just a suggestion.
They’re not actually legal, but the problem is that mobile game ads aren’t exactly the FTC’s top priority, so these games just keep getting away with blatantly false advertising because no one bothers to stop them
@@maddieb.4282 Nah the problem is that corporations run our country. They can just pay off any legal issues. They line the pockets of rich ass mfs so our government lets them do whatever they want.
I am truly Greg, and have been for the past 5 minutes... Greg is mine and no one else’s, not even his new girlfriend, not even the homeless man who walks out in the street in a robe preaching about the end of the world. Thank you
Me: *blocks hustle castle*
Ad: “Hahaha, you think you can just dispose of me like a battery?”
*h a h a h a ha*
Me: *im about to end this mans whole career* **blocks ad**
Yes. Yes I can mr. Ad. I do not belong in your possesion you tiny computer glitch.
Legend
This one killed my whole Channel! 😂
Can we appreciate how it repeals said “not for kids 18+” but then he opens the App Store and it just says “9+”
Yes
no
@@strawberry_boicake maybe so
@@cuishanwu5 i dont know
Mayhaps
Hustle castle: not for children!
Also hustle castle: for ages 9+.
Looks creators of this game hates PEGI
8:26 and in addition to that, the mom is staring at the daughter weirdly
Welp, I guess as soon as you turn 9 you’re an adult
🔞
The nine year olds:😔
The girl in hustle castle didnt grow thiccer, that bish was just *COMPRESSED* .
**COMPRESSION**
IT'S ME!!!
Honorary Knight, could you possibly whip me up a McSweetMadame with extra pickles?
Her height went to her weight
She got compressed to a zip file
when you just wanna solve puzzles but you accidentally download an abusive relationship :(
😂😂😂😂😂😂
#relatable
I was your 1k like
D:
😢😢😢😢😢😢
Throughout all the ads: THIS IS NOT A CHILDREN’S GAME!
8:58 On the App Store: Age 9+
😂
👀
Storybook Queen ;-; they took that L
Storybook Queen yeah. I looked on the App Store and not only did it say 9+, but it also shows that the adds have NOTHING to do with the actual gameplay. I’m not surprised 🤦🏻♀️
lol, it's reverse psychology for kids: kids think, "I'm gonna be rebellious!"
Me in any social situation:
"Maybe if I over-analyze this it will start to make sense!"
{Crystalfy } lmao😂😂
The accuracy 😂
I read this whenever he said it omg
"I fear it's too heinous to say" I love how Danny occasionally lapses into this Shakespearian vocabulary, but does so in the most chill and natural way to the point where you hardly even notice he's doing it.
I never noticed him doing that
"I'm Danny! The sexiest rat on all of youtube"
Lady Ratatoing rats: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU*
anna ùwú omg underrated comment 😂✨
Ohmygod ratatoings I'm wheezing 😂😂😂
Big joke
That's exactly what I thought!!
XD
“The sexiest rat”
*impling other rats are sexy*
Watch the Ratatoing video. 😂😂😂
yeah, have you seen ratatoing? damn
You know what? No. Those character models are literally garbage. They *tried* making rats sexy, and failed miserably.
@@standardhuman400 damn dude, it was a joke that danny literally made and I was just playing along
Sorry, I just enjoy screaming about bad models, regardless of a joke
Someone: blocks hustle castle
Hustle castle: *evil laugh* You fool, I have 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS
Via Curtis hydra sends it’s regards
« You will never know my main !»
That reference is fucking beautiful
EllA😂🤷♀️🤷♀️👍😆
Are you referring to "@hustlecastle1", "@hustlecastle2"-
Nothing will ever top the ad I saw that said, “Beat this game and you’re legally allowed to leave.” Leave from what? Why can’t I leave now? Have I always been your prisoner, game developer?
Yes. Yes. you can't leave until you finish the game, this is secretly Squid Game mobile edition
The worst part about the polysphere ad isn’t the texts, its not narration, it’s the fact that *he gets so close multiple times and then messes everything up*
My anxiety levels are going through the roof!
i hate when that happens
@Anaiya Porter coffee isnt a replacement for therapy believe me ive tried
Anaiya Porter are you still alive?
I know I get so mad!
my favorite quotes from this video:
5:06 “i would like to be distressing the damsel”
5:49 “you pervert, you rapscallion”
7:08 “something’s not adding up about this whole dragon birth thing”
repscalian
Kaiyu Not Caillou ooh good one!
“and dare i say it, racist, towards dragons...”
@@CruicalWorm
bruh he yelled that while I was in the Religion class call XD
When I was watching the video Danny said "you pervert you rapscallion" The same time I read it in this comment 🤣
The ads say 18+ but in the App Store it says 9+ LMAO they really out here clickbaiting
😂😂😂
@Alvinsland2 exactly
Lol mine says 10+
*ANGERY*
you mean clk bait
I hope Josh is in a better place and in a healthy relationship. He for sure deserved better
“Red dress on tonight. Dancing in the dark, leveling up in the pale moonlight”
this is too clever
Noice pfp
The new romance in the world
Hello fellow person with a gambling addiction
Where's the chicken now? How're they doing?
Bravo to the dragon for stepping up and being there at the birth of his children
I know this is a joke about dragons but it's really sad that we have to congratulate actual dads for being dads
Not even my dad did that
@@Hamwich6609 fr, its sad af. Child support should be a huge option to every single mother
You ever see ɑ comment before watching ɑ video and just.... consider life itself?
This thread got dark real quick
“you’re mine, josh
not god’s,
not your girlfriend’s,
not your so-called pastor’s,
and _definitely_ not god’s!”
Oh my god not again
That fucking ad
You forgot to add god
Yandere
That ducking ad
Honestly the saying "You dont belong to god" seems a combination of creepy and inspiring.
"you are not your own, you are bought at a price, therefore, honor god with your bodies"
Pretty sure that's a line in the Bible, this reminded me of it
@@lvbboi9 ?
@@logicbuilder1204 Just randomly reminded me of that
@@lvbboi9That's kind of messed up
@@logicbuilder1204 welll each to their own I guess
Imagine your name is actually Greg and you stumble upon Danny's channel for the first time
Everyone's name is Greg though. Even mine
Gregory hefflely
@@abdullahbabar7161 "You can make money by uploading videos on the internet and people will watch it and like you for it? I found my dream job"
imagine your name is craig-
@7 Melt I got an ad that said something like "If you can beat level 3 you can legally change your name to Greg". So I think you should upload that first or something?
the biggest question that polysphere ad left me with is what did that guy take so long to solve the puzzle he got to the full image like three times during his ex’s monologue
It’s because he socks at the game
It's because God wanted Josh to complete the puzzle but he doesn't belong to God, he belongs to his ex so now he's conflicted.
His ex was not only texting him and standing next to him but also hacking his phone so whenever he got close she would fuck it up
Josie Joyner oh yeah
Ikr they’re old ads were better :v
“Gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants maybe?” IM SCREAMING-
SIS I-
And I oop-
*Maybe*
I spilled my fuCKING COFFEE--
Perri Swirl you did it you legend
That dragon looked like a proud father
lol ikr
I got an ad the other day that says "only swirly people can reach" and I still want to know what only swirly people are able to reach
junji ito shit
@@finnyoak I was gonna say that
@@benro6564 THIS AD WAS MADE FOR ME!!!
IM LAUGHING SO HARD
@Human Resources i thought that as well
Nobody:
Crappy mobile game ads: if you play our game you are legally allowed to commit mass murder
Oi you got a loisence for that ere murder
No one:
Hitler:
Please don't get mad at this comment lmao
IMMA FIND AN APP LIKE THAT AND WHEN IM ON TRIAL FOR MURDER IM USING THE AD AS DEFENSE
Nobody:
Crappy Mobile game ads: get to level 40 and you can legally commit murder, and legally sell drugs too!! 🔥🔥🔥
Ha I didn't have to play a game to kill people
as a woman, i can confirm we start off looking like soundcloud rappers and slowly age into jessica rabbit
...this was suppose to be a secret
We been knew
exposing us like that,, wow.
Kayla SHHHHHHHH THAT WAS MEANT TO BE A SECRET!!
Really exposing us like that?
Theres something so horrifyingly real about that one ad where the ex is talking down to whoevers playing that picture game and insulting them while also saying verbally how the person playing will never get rid of them bc they have full control over this person. Even for a stupid ad for a not great game it somehow paints a clear image of abuse
I actually get playable adds for Hustle Castle on my family tree app. Basically you have to put a man and a woman in a room, then the woman gets pregnant and then you have to feed her meat, then she gives birth. That's it. That's the demo.
Idk what's weird about that, that's exactly how childbirth works.
@@pluto3194 i think its just how fast the process goes thats confusion
Excellent presentation of what I'm to play in this game
@@pluto3194 Yeah nothing wrong...
Except maybe it has nothing to do with the game?
*breathes and stares at the screen for a couple seconds *
What the fu-
Girlfriend: screaming and verbally abusing you
The background music: 👌💗💤😇
Your profile pic is me when I watch the adds.
@@microwave5385 aw hell naw mickrowafe done turnt into gru from despikabal me!?!
@@thefunny4272 wat
@@microwave5385 *did i stutter?*
@@thefunny4272 no?
9:42 to 9:55 The Polly sphere game annoyed the shit outa me because every time they were close to finishing the level they would always mess it up like *UHHHHH uHhhhhhhHh* just stop it already
Huh ?! So true it’s like josh can’t handle the excitement of being so close to finishing the level that he goes into a fucking stroke and spazzes out for a second
Huh ?! omg IKR
Same I got so pissed.
Just trying to extend the ad but it still pisses me off
Haha me to
The best ad I ever saw was a mobile game ad but instead of text like "I can't reach pink" or "99% of people can't pass" it done said *"please try our game I payed for this ad"*
I respect the honesty tbh
No one:
Polygons ad: *YØÛ'RË NØT GØD'S, JØSH. YØÛ'RË MĪÑË.*
2D's blue-ty shorts lmfaoo
Polysphere*
That ad is so fucking weird.
When it said Josh I thought of josh Dun
2D's blue-ty shorts ikr its soooo weird?
These look like the porn ads that come up when you illegally watch a movie
botjanks that’s really accurate
Click here to nut instantly scam.com
How would you know botjanks...
ZALUKAJ
lol true
I spent the whole video trying to figure out why the sign under the picture behind you said “thumbs” before realising in the last 50 seconds that it’s “thanks”
so thanks
Charley A It actually says "thonks"
barelyfunctioning *s t o n k s*
@@ghostieboobs 😂
stanks
*so thumbs
I once got an add that had holes eating stuff called “black hole io” and for some reason the caption for it was “I can’t reach pink DINO”
It just makes sense
Wdym that makes complete sense
Polysphere: You’re not God’s Josh, you’re mine.
Josh?: Wtf I’m just trying to solve this Iron Man puzzle :(
I wish the ex started lauging mainaically at the end
HawkyPlays after the Polysphere add it gave me a real add lol
lmao
NOT G O D S -
The fact that my names josh and I’ve had this app downloaded for a few days now scares me💀
“I would like to be distressing the damsel.”
- Danny Gonzalez, 2019
kinky??
8:34 what do you do in this game
You can do everything
Stranger: H-
Me: You’re not GOD’s! You’re not your SO-CALLED PASTOR’s! You’re MINE!
NO HES MINE
YOU DO NOT BELONG TO THEM, BITCH, YOU BELONG TO ME!
Now and forever
YOU'RE MINE JOSH
GREG WILL FOREVER BE MINE
As someone who knows a woman I can confirm that as they grow up they turn from Post Malone into Jessica Rabbit
i saw a woman on the tv once. how do they smell?
@@jaymantisgaming we smell like grass, well some of us... If we existed...
@@idontexist1966 .. oh wait but i smell like expired cranberry juice what does that mean
@@meekcats it means you drank expired cranberry juice.
I believe the proper protocol for this would be to report to your direct supervisor and let them handle it from there. Do not make any movements, it will higher the likelihood of you accidentally setting off your self destruct mode.
However I think you already turned it on.
@@idontexist1966 *self destruction noises*
Appreciate the personalized greeting
Haha 😂😂 sup, Greg!
Must be weird seeing your name on the wall
@@CosmicMetalhead we're all greg 😌👍
YOU are truly Greg.
Haa
Conspiracy theory: Danny is getting paid to make these vids by the company making the ads
Turtleshell vids i- frick danny dude
Alternate conspiracy theory: the company is specifically advertising to Danny followers per each social media because they know they’ll heavily suggest it to him which will promote the app to an even larger audience
Probably
Plot twist
He wouldn't be saying there shit then
“how bad could the ads possibly be?”
*gets lorax flashbacks*
I just doing what's naturally (liking this comment)
That song used to give me nightmares
@@ellapowell3437 rip
Lol
I read this comment as he said this 😂
5:40
Bard: "I ROLL TO SEDUCE"
DM: *sigh*
Astor the paladin: me get the holy water!
Danny should do a video where he actually tries out these apps to see if they’re anything like the ads.
He did say in previous videos he tried to play some, but they're just boring games, nothing to react to
Abby he should though
nice try app developer
Abby omg that would be hilarious 😂😭😭
I like that
Your ex is texting you while you're recording an ad! Do you:
1. Belong to God
2. Keep recording
3. *D I V O R C E*
I keep recording! OBVIOUSLY. I'm not gonna do anything!
d i v o r c e
4. Join them
5. Divorce Chad
6. Gauge her eyes out
I THINK I FIGURED OUT THE POLYGRAPH AD
ok so polygraph is one of those so-called "meditation" games, and i think the ad is trying to show that 'josh' is just staying calm and relaxed by playing the game even though all this shit is going on
but that's just a theory
*an ad theory*
nyxocosplay you're a genius!
Technically still a *game theory*!
OHMYGOD
He did not seem calm to me lol he kept rage quitting every time he was about to finish the puzzle
nyxocosplay the end made me crack up!!! 😂😂
I may never play the game, but I'll certainly never forget the woman sternly denying Josh's religion
Guys! Theory:
Josh is being held captive by his yandere ex and the only way that she'll let him go is when he beats this level, but everytime he gets close to the answer she electrocutes him which is why he always messes up
I second this theory
I third this theory 😂
@『loser〜 yandere』 FOUND THE EX
i fifth this theory
I sixth this theory
"I wanna be distressing the damsel!"
-Danny Gonzalez, 2019
While I was watching this, I got an ad that said "if you bounce 10 times, you can legally reach Cuba!!!"
Edit: wtfrik ive never gotten this many likes before but thanks for all the likes so here have some chocolate 🍫
As a Cuban we are required to play the game...no passport just bounce the ball
@@CloroxBleach-nu8vo Yep, as a fellow Cuban I can also confirm.
Clorox Bleach I wanna like your reply but you’re on 69 likes 😭 Sorry man
Immortal Vain it’s stayed at 69 likes for over 40 mins xD
You're going to Cuba? Lucky bastard
Thank you Danny for the captions, I don't have hearing problems but I do like captions so I can clarify what I'm hearing. I'm sure people who need/want captions also greatly appreciated it
After subscribing, you are legally allowed to change your name to Greg
qwerty qwo underrated comment
Legally required**
Legally forced to*
fAcT
and that's a fact ^_^
Danny: I’m the sexiest rat on UA-cam
Ratatoing: 😭
beach please HAHAAAHA
HAHAHAHHHA
Ahahaha
😂😂
LMAOSHGWJQKS
You're *mine* josh,
Not your *girlfriends*
Not your so called *pastors*
Not *gods*
Now and forever.
*ha ha ha*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
You know "you are" is "you're", right? Unless Josh owns a mine.
@@englishatheart thanks for telling me, im not very bright oof
Wow this comment made be "ha ha ha"
ha ha ha.
5:06 “Distress the Damsel” actually sounds like a pretty cool name for a game where you play as the villain.
Nobody:
polysphere:
you are *MINE* not *GODS* not *your PASTORS* *_MINE JOSH_*
AND NOT GODS EITHER
Hahahaha U S O C K
@@EthanBCWEntertainment 🧦
LITTLE KID!
YOUR MINE JOSH!
You’ll never run out of content when it is about bad advertisements.
Oh Sweet Free Soda!
You have even more subscribers than me and you don’t even have any content lol
It bugs me SO MUCH that the guy in the Polysphere ad always messes up just when he's about to finish the picture. It makes me angy ಠ︵ಠ
Same omg
It’s just *pain*
angy
@@i_hate_this_name4138 Yes, VERY angy...
Same oml
i think this is even funnier when you think about a room of business men deciding that this was gonna be their marketing strategy
Ok for the poly sphere ads, anyone else getting an anxiety attack because the dude playing it comes so close to solving it every time and then just MESSES IT UP!! THIS IS WHY UR GIRLFRIEND LEFT U JOSH! 😂
It's a deliberate technique game ads use to make you want to download the app, because you just want to do it yourself and beat it
*HaH HaH HaH*
Sci - Pie THE LITERAL WHOLE TIME
I DID!
Kris R-K yup even gives you a dopamine boost. Designed to make you feel better about yourself.
that wasn’t the ex’s voice, that was actually the games voice speaking to Josh
That's a lot creepier and also makes a lot more sense
Even tho that's the games voice, it still doesn't make sense why they put it in there. like if you're going to put something in there why don't you just make a whole game about that specific thing.
It sounds like NotEvenEmily
“soooo what the hell do you think this one means” - danny
*sweet home alabama*
Yup😂
The AliBama special
Incest is wincest
Dude, just because it’s what public thinks, doesn’t mean it’s true..it really hurts when people say that.
(I live in Alabama)
Xx_internet _idiot_xX In the area where alabama is, it’s popular to marry family members. Just because your family doesn’t do it doesn’t mean it’s uncommon. You’re username fits you.
I’m was trippin the whole video because when I look at his shirt, his eyes are grey, and when I looks at the greg sign, his eyes are blue.
damn bro give me some of that shit you're smoking fr
thats grey eyed people for you
“ did you mean to tell me this woman had *dinosaur* eggs in her this whole time” -Danny 2019
I GOT THE POLYSPHERE AD ONCE AND I DIDNT KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN IT AND NO ONE BELIEVED ME WTF I THOUGHT I WAS FEVER DREAMING BUT I DIDNT HAVE A FEVER
ME TOO OMG BRO WTF
Haha sameee
yoOOOoOOoOOo hOLY SHIT SAMEEEE
SAME SKSJKSJ
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Poly sphere woman: yoU’Re MiNe jOsH
I dont wanna like u at 69
@@sharayu22 It's past 69, so let's get it to 420
Marcie Law 204th like
@@deviqnt past 420 get to 666
Past 666 get it to 1337
So, I was listening while doing something else and let me explain.
Danny: "...standing and verbally insulting too? I'll play out the ad in it's entirety"
"Download vinted to give your loved clothes a second life"
You would not understand my very confusion before realising a REAL AD came on
also lucky danny, not demonitzed after all
Hustle Castle Ad: You can do anything (●´ω｀●)
Danny: *trying to avoid demonetization* You could do ........... this
It seems like now most commentators don’t care about demonetization for the money part anymore, just do it to stay on recommended pages and stuff. They make a good bit off sponsors. That’s probably why Danny cussed a few times in this vid
That’s fair, especially because of brand deals and patreon, but it’s still better to not mention women going down on a sword or whatever the heck that ad was
Nobody:
Mobile game ads: OMG I haven’t seen my kids in two days because I’m so addicted this game!
Mobile ads: OMG my boyfriend is so boring he plays this all day!!!
nobody:
Mobile game ads: if you get to level 1, you will legally be able to go to mars and kill all the aliens and conquer mars as your land
If YOu ReACh My DAd, YoU aRe A cAt
- Every app ad ever
OMG I haven’t slept in 4 days! I’m addicted 🙌🏼🙀
I think the “Ex” texts are to get you to click on the add accidentally
Ya I thought that too
What about the audio then?
Jokes on them to think if I'll ever click messages from any people.
@@-sanju- there's a group of game developers making a terrible advertisement nearby. Pretty simple.
who saves their ex's number as just "E x"
Fun fact! It actually says that the minim age for Hustle Castle says 9+ when it literally says “NOT KIDS GAME 😈🔞”
So they’re driving away their potential customers
Soooo who’s gonna tell him the truth cause I ain’t gonna.
You see, kids don't care. That's alluring to them. They want "Not kids game 😈🔞". They want that.
@@scissorbanner9735 Ah, alright. My son’s gonna be a degenerate. Lovely.
@@bowiethebuffoon4873yep
_i fear it’s too heinous to say!_
-Danny, an intellectual.
Ads: NOT CHILDREN’S GAME!!!
Game: 9+
in disney world, you're considered an adult at 9
@@dej01 😐why I didn't know this before?
@@YourFoodIsBland idk famsquad
@@dej01 thought you called homeboy farquaad lmao
@@dej01 So *that's* why so many pedos like the place.
It all makes sense now.
“The sexiest rat”
*ratatoing flashbacks*
LMFAOOO
*PRECISELY*
My greasy naked waitress queen
666-I fear you....Why does that one girl rat have bobs?!?
THIS IS GOLD
Ngl the idea of a game where you play as the villain sound pretty cool if executed properly
“I am your host Danny, the _sexiest rat_ on all of UA-cam.”
If that’s not a mood I don’t know what is
Abigail P I thought he said “rad” lol
Aesthethicc Duck same
He mistakes himself for Kokichi Ouma
@Peach Cobbler whoop dat ass
"I'm so tired of games where you have to save the damsel in distress. I want to be the one putting the damsel in distress. I would like to be distressing the damsel."
- Gonzalez, Danny. 2019
Why is no one talking about how tall Danny’s hair is in this vid
Shh. He's doing that so he can get on rollercoasters with height limits. Don't tell anyone or Danny won't get on any more rollercoasters
@@koolkat-hq5xc Understandable. Have a great day.
Because probably no one cares
Oh-not-the-bees I surely don’t get this post
Like a perfect surfing wave
my theory for the polysphere add is that they're hoping you fullscreen it and think the texts are from your ex, thereby making you click on the screen and sending you to the app store page.
Love how the dragon lady from hustle castle is Daenerys from GOT
I was looking to see if someone commented this!
and the dragons are smaug from earlier concepts
and their names are danny and dany lmaooo
“I am the sexiest rat on youtube”
Weird flex but ok
Vlad Vilcov haha first
“On all of youtube”
Vlad Vilcov wait I heard brad
Lol
Vlad Vilcov “that rat is thick”
Fun fact! A human female egg is about as big as a period in 12 point font. They’re visible with the naked eye, whereas sperm is about 30 times as small and you need a microscope to see it
That's... Definitely a fact I never thought I'd hear. Kinda cool though
Times New Roman tho..
Eliza Worrall you right!
I'm not changing it from 69 likes. I can't do it
Why was this needed....
11:02 I don't know if anyone has said this already, but it seems to be that what the ad is trying to say is that this game is something you can do while under extreme pressure, e.g. being scolded by a toxic ex. It's a horrible execution, but I understand what they're going for.
Danny: i've never been that close to a human before
*flashbacks to drew twerking on danny*
e x a c t l y
OMG 😂
i...wha? how did i get this many likes?
When does he say that?
@@imtheretard9529 dunno man
Danny: "I'm your host, Danny. The sexiest rat on all of youtube."
Me: "...other that Carol from Ratatoing."
Truth.
Ooop-
ratatouille
@@yourdreams2440 no. Its ratatoing
I was thinking the same thing 🤣 he should do that sexy walk
So is no one going to focus on the gameplay in the polysphere ad?
He keeps almost putting it together and then just rage quits and starts again
TheDiamondStew //YT I was thinking the same thing😂😂😂
It literally makes me so mad I think about chucking my phone at the wall.
TheDiamondStew //YT exactlyyyy I’m guessing it’s rage from the ex whenever there is a text or sonething
They needed to make the ad longer but didn't want to show more than one puzzle.
Maybe show more gameplay and less psycho girlfriend in the future. Just a suggestion.
Lol, yeah I was gonna say that XD
I love how he says, "this of course is another episode of..." in every video, yet the only series with multiple episodes (to my knowledge) is badads
Nobody:
Danny: Hello yes I would like to be distressing the damsel.
i saw that "gonna cry? piss your pants maybe?" and almost spat out my water. only real ones know
maybe...
*SHIT N CUM?*
Me too man me too
The ads have resorted to meme warfare
i almost cried
wow you remember a meme? you are truly a real one
Does anyone else get bothered when you see how to make the picture in polyspere but then they scramble it up again
YESSS! SO ANNOYING
Me!!!!!!!!!!!
Me
It’s like bruh even my grandma could do it faster 🙄
Totally do they have eyes?
I'm amazed how adds like these are legal. They are highly misleading.
In the UK they'd be banned under the ASA guidelines. You can't advertise something and then not deliver on that, it's highly illegal
@@Random-sk6hmwe have false advertising laws in the US too, just nobody has sued or pursued them legally yet
@@Random-sk6hmHigHLy iLLeGaL lol
They’re not actually legal, but the problem is that mobile game ads aren’t exactly the FTC’s top priority, so these games just keep getting away with blatantly false advertising because no one bothers to stop them
@@maddieb.4282 Nah the problem is that corporations run our country. They can just pay off any legal issues. They line the pockets of rich ass mfs so our government lets them do whatever they want.
These ads love the word “legally” I saw one that was like “if you reach the ocean you are legally skilled”, what.....what does that mean?
if u reach the ocean, you get a degree in law handed to u
it was like an old meme from awhile ago which come from 'if the teacher isnt here after 15 minutes we are legally allowed to leave'
I saw that one
@@Monister I'm pretty sure they didn't do it cause of that.
I think it's a bad translation of "you're officially skilled"
The games characters look like something out of family guy
Legit, thought the same thing!
Yeah and they just basically made a cartoon version of Daenerys Targaryen from a GoT. Having her fuck her dragons and shit. HBO lawyers where u at??
They look like they were drawn by Seth MacFarlane himself XD
Yeah it's-
Is anyone else getting those weird ads for a spelling game that totally ripped off xkdc comics style?
Hustle Castle: 18+ !! NO KIDS
Also Hustle Castle: 9+ (On AppStore)
i've been binging his channel for about 2 hours now and i can confidently say i enjoy watching him talk about nothing for hours at a time💀
I am truly Greg, and have been for the past 5 minutes... Greg is mine and no one else’s, not even his new girlfriend, not even the homeless man who walks out in the street in a robe preaching about the end of the world. Thank you
*h*
That is the most Greg sentence I have ever heard
F
welcome to the family
Dude I just searched up if Greg was the most fast growing family on UA-cam, and now I’m in a cult.
5:29 they really did my girl Daenerys dirty like that
Danny did mah queen dirty by not even mentioning her
They just had to ruin game of thrones for me
@@mhm77887 D&D ruined GOT.
@@englishatheart true man
"The sexiest rat on all of UA-cam"
Me: *Correct title.*
May no weapon prosper against you
For the first time in a while I saw an ad that was bearable to watch, no cringey music, no text at the top, no emojis, just gameplay.