As a Russian speaker, I'll note that the fake pregnant lady is yelling "What are you, sick?" Also the phrase that Google Translated as "respect others" does mean that, but he's just a bad writer and used way too many words. He ended up saying something that literally means "interact respectfully with people around you", which is also a lot of (totally unnecessary) words and letters in English
@@ahhh4117 Not really. He's either a rich kid who lives in his own house which isn't very common in Russia or just on vacation in the countryside for the summer (more likely the latter). Russia is more like this www.google.com/search?q=%D1%81%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B9+%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B9%D0%BE%D0%BD+%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D1%8F+&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjnzZe0ou7rAhXNw8QBHZfrCxMQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=%D1%81%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B9+%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B9%D0%BE%D0%BD+%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D1%8F+&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzICCAA6BAgAEB46BggAEAUQHjoGCAAQCBAeOgQIABAYOgQIIxAnOgcIIxDqAhAnOgUIABCxAzoECAAQQzoHCAAQsQMQQzoICAAQsQMQgwFQqnFY9rMBYLe1AWgFcAB4A4AB2AOIAagbkgEJMjUuMTAuNC0xmAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWewAQrAAQE&sclient=img&ei=ilRiX-fgPM2Hk74Pl9evmAE&bih=722&biw=1536 Also they are from Moscow judging by the license plate on the car xD That kinda explains their clothes
I'm not russian, but as a finn i can say, that it's true. Russians do throw pandas at people's feet and expect them to pick it up. That's actually the reason Finland became independent from russia. We were sick of picking up pandas.
It’s actually very hard living here in Russia. I get pandas thrown at me EVERY DAY, I always get hugged from behind by random people I don’t know. Sometimes I think I’m getting kidnapped. I have guys that come up and try to put candy and weird food in my mouth, and kiss me, (obviously I give them candy bars afterwards) but it’s super confusing especially when some people hold me hostage in their trunks. I’m also stuck in this guys backyard so I don’t know what that’s about.
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As a Ukrainian, my relatives are always telling stories of how they escaped the sevan dimensional chess backyard into Ukraine where no one would throw pandas and stick candy in people's mouths.
When Danny was talking about what they should call their backyard, I immediately said, " The Backyardigans!" perfectly in sync with him. I've achieved everything in life.
When he was talking about all the houses I really thought he was going to say the loud house. Don't judge me it's actually a very down to earth show, I watch it with my nephews.
Lettuce Vibes i think “sick” is more about physical level. Like some tumor. “Ты чо, больной?" Is really about dumbness. So psycho is more right, I think
Ok, as a Russian I can explain why “respect others” looks so long in here. It’s because he wrote something that’s closer to “be respectful to the people around you.” It’s just the deal with the wording.
Living in Russia is hard... I’m constantly getting kissed by girls I offer chocolate or other candy, and I always have people throwing pandas at my feet. There’s so many people that just keep randomly hugging me while I’m sitting on a motorcycle looking at my phone, and I always see men punching prego woman’s stomachs. But don’t worry because I’m moving to another country in 2 days.
russian sentences probably look longer than their english translations because russian has a much more complex grammatical structure. they have a case system for one thing, which is kind of like conjugation in spanish but instead of applying to verbs it’s for nouns depending on their function in the sentence. i believe they have to be applied to the adjectives describing them as well to make them agree. it frees you up to change the order of words more for emphasis, context, or as a literary device but it tends to make words longer.
Not actually. The description says more like "treat people that surround you with respect". If he really wanted to write "respect others", he would write "уважайте других", it's a little bit longer, but not too much
Yup we drop pandas everyday, it's a traditional ritual where we show that pandas are inferior to our Russian bears and this way we show them our respect and loyalty.
I love how half of Danny’s skits just come from his own misinterpretations of what he’s watching. Like the candy bar/envelope thing was clearly her giving him her number lmao
I am a fan from russia. The caption says “be respectful towards others.” And yes, panda-throwing is something you do everyday. Edit: in the TikTok, the pregnant girl says “are you insane” to the guy punching her
@@--___--- наверное, просто не все лазят по западному Ютубу :( У нас не так уж много людей, знающих английский на достаточном уровне для понимания англоязычных видео
As a person who isn’t Russian, has never been to Russia, and doesn’t know anybody who is Russian and/or has been to Russia, I can confirm with 100% certainty that people throw pandas around in Russia
"Pregnant" girl asked him a question: "Ты что, больной?", which is translated as "Are you sick"? (meaning sick in the head) Actually, Danny found a goldmine of cringe here. Russian mainstream TikTok is one of the cringiest segments of TikTok ever.
i feel like yall have not seen some mainstream middle eastern tiktoks- as a Lebanese person, we do have cool tiktokers... and then we have the chavs of the middle east.
My aunt married a russian man. Apparently, it is tradition for the bride to throw a panda infornt of the groom's parents. If the parents pick the panda up they accept and respect the bride as a new family member. It was so emotional and such a beautiful tradition 🥺
6:56 it's basically the same, word for word I would say "behave respectfully with (your) surroundings (here it's referring to the people around you, I couldn't find the English word apart from social circle or something)"
Danny : "If youre bored with your life, make explosives in the basement" Me, having just come from Drews Gender Reveal video : "No dear god please dont make explosives!"
I just wanted to clear up the setup of Russian/eastern European apartment complexes, basically your apartments are set up like 5 buildings in a circle and there's a huge peace of land in the middle usually with a playground at the side and benches and a walk way. So you're basically sharing your backyard with everyone that lives in these buildings.
I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on UA-cam, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear nub
if he gets a moustache he would look like the Mexican version of that. not saying all mexicans have moustaches because that would be racist. only the mexican *MEN*
There's no way you talked about candies for cuties on your MAIN channel Danny, that should be on your 2nd channel where you get a little wackier and goofier
7:05 If you translate by words, it will be "Treat surrounding people with respect " I think this whole tiktok is a wise analogy If you make people do something for you, because you think, they must serve you, some day you will end up with a Man, who will kick your panda right into the camera
I was sleeping and this autoplayed on my tv and when he said “WHATS UP GREG” it was super loud and his face popped into my dream and I woke up terrified.
6:57 this actually correctly translates to "Treat others with respect" so basically the same thing but the translate thing made it shorter 10:41 here, the lady said "Are you sick?!" Or "Are you sick or something?!" I'm a Russian speaker but I'm not too good with like, what the words actually mean? So their could either mean "Are you sick of something/are you sick?!" or "Are you crazy or something/are you crazy?!"
The Russian in the tiktok caption at 6:56 "уважительно относитесь к окружающим" means "treat others with respect" which is hilarious given the content of this guys channel
Rex Lalruatdika bruh there are so many other apps specifically for entertainment that statement is just wrong. You’re literally on one of the apps right now.
@@rexfanai9469 bruh indian tiktok "influencers" were doing no good than promoting malicious actions, while a big % of tiktok was all about toxic beliefs of society and agenda. I know it did gave a source of entertainment but it was doing actual damage too if you look into the bigger picture.
Everyday, Danny is slowly looking more like a suburban dad who plays golf and for some reason has a sweater tied around his shoulders and his hips and lives with his 2 children and his wife, living a domestic life as his wife prepared dinner, the rebellious son runs down the stairs with his skateboard, waved goodbye, and they let him go to the skatepark because he and his wife are both supportive of his hobbies; his daughter being class president, a prodigy, head cheerleader, and a young woman with a dream to become a chemist. He soon retired after both kids moved out and went fishing and golfing with his friends for the rest of his days. (extra parts in the replies)
One day he got a call on his phone, who was it? HIS DAUGHTER?!? She's getting married to her boyfriend of 5 years! He attended the wedding going down the aisle and finally sitting down. 2 years later he gets a call from his successful son who is now the ceo of 6 different companies and owns a popular clothing brand, WHAT?!? His wife gave birth to two healthy twin boys! Unfortunately 13 years later, his wife of 48 years has passed away in her sleep, he soon held a funeral for his wife. The rest of his days were filled with fun with his old friends! fishing, golfing, heck they decided to take a risk and climbed up a mountain! and at the ripe age of 93, he passes in his sleep, a beautiful funeral held for him by his son.
"I've got grossbumps" was the only thing that made enduring these awful tiktoks worthwhile lol. Bless your work, Danny. It's keeping us all going during the end times
As a Russian speaker, I'll note that the fake pregnant lady is yelling "What are you, sick?" Also the phrase that Google Translated as "respect others" does mean that, but he's just a bad writer and used way too many words. He ended up saying something that literally means "interact respectfully with people around you", which is also a lot of (totally unnecessary) words and letters in English
So like is this tiktok channel a good representation of Russia tho
Thank you for this. God’s work!!
This was the comment that I was looking for Thankyou
@@ahhh4117 no 🐶
@@ahhh4117 Not really. He's either a rich kid who lives in his own house which isn't very common in Russia or just on vacation in the countryside for the summer (more likely the latter). Russia is more like this www.google.com/search?q=%D1%81%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B9+%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B9%D0%BE%D0%BD+%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D1%8F+&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjnzZe0ou7rAhXNw8QBHZfrCxMQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=%D1%81%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B9+%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B9%D0%BE%D0%BD+%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D1%8F+&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzICCAA6BAgAEB46BggAEAUQHjoGCAAQCBAeOgQIABAYOgQIIxAnOgcIIxDqAhAnOgUIABCxAzoECAAQQzoHCAAQsQMQQzoICAAQsQMQgwFQqnFY9rMBYLe1AWgFcAB4A4AB2AOIAagbkgEJMjUuMTAuNC0xmAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWewAQrAAQE&sclient=img&ei=ilRiX-fgPM2Hk74Pl9evmAE&bih=722&biw=1536
Also they are from Moscow judging by the license plate on the car xD That kinda explains their clothes
Imagine scrolling through tik tok, seeing a dude assulting women, and being like "yea sure I'll follow this guy,"
So, "the boys" who are mysonists
@@ineedlessanxeity501 what do you mean by the boys the person who made the video or the person who liked it.
@@animeexplained7587 probably both since half of tiktok is "the boys"
I mean it's a setup but yeah if you didn't know that it'd be super weird to follow him for that
hold up assault? am i missing something? or is there something later in the video?
“Everyone just stands around dressing fashionably” *pans over to human highlighter*
That’s not fashion, that’s my pencil case
Skyler Boschetto I’m your 666th like😏👹
10:41 “ты че больной?” Means “are you sick”
Like, are you out of you mind? Are you crazy?
That type of thing
Candy ken and BabyJay moment
Ok
@@hornetisvoider Yup
Anyways this has to be the first Cocoa's Art comment with less than 10 replies
Danke
"Everyone just standing here, waiting, dressed fashionably" Yeah, basically a sims's garden.
MY THOUGHTS HAHAHAHA
LMAO
Same thoughts exactly
they need two therapists, one for them and another for their therapist.
And then another therapist for the therapist's therapist, basically a never-ending cycle of therapists
Underrated comment award
It's a never ending cycle
call that trickle-down therapeutics
I need a therapist after that-
Danny: well dressed and well done hair.
2 Danny 2 furious: homeless man with a can of beer.
A can of la croix
rumor has it 2 danny 2 furious is where danny goes when laura is 2 furious with him and he must drink away his sorrows in lacroix
Homeless teen*
Farrah Ponnwitz lemon la croix
moll. Yeah I heard that 2!
I'm not russian, but as a finn i can say, that it's true. Russians do throw pandas at people's feet and expect them to pick it up. That's actually the reason Finland became independent from russia. We were sick of picking up pandas.
I just watched that part and saw your comment lol
Same !!!
Kato jees, suomalainen :D
pandas werent invented in WWII
@@amelialonelyfart8848 ah yes pandas were inventing in the ripe year of 1971
It’s actually very hard living here in Russia. I get pandas thrown at me EVERY DAY, I always get hugged from behind by random people I don’t know. Sometimes I think I’m getting kidnapped. I have guys that come up and try to put candy and weird food in my mouth, and kiss me, (obviously I give them candy bars afterwards) but it’s super confusing especially when some people hold me hostage in their trunks. I’m also stuck in this guys backyard so I don’t know what that’s about.
another russian georgenotfound fan?
BYE I FELL FOR THIS AT FIRST
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nvm I thought it was another George
Lmao your funny
"I want you to lick the dangly think that hangs in the back of my throat"
I had such a physical, visceral reaction to that statement.
I feel like it just triggered everyone's fight or flight response
You know it's a reference to wap, right
@@saltmomtmissad8384 obviously they do lmao it's just a gross sentence
Yo! Just realized that sounded confrontational. Sorry, didn't mean to sound that way ❤️
Ew furry alert
Why is this guy so serious? He seems like the kind of guy who would get a little wacky and a little silly but he’s holding back or something.
😂😂😂😂
who danny or the guy he is talking about
@@elixever danny, its a refrence to his second channel
He seems like someone to drink La Croix too 🤔
@@whyjustwhy8192 wait he has a third channel? or is it not is his main channel
"I may not be perfect, but at least I will die soon" is definitely the thesis of multiple Russian novels
“Got goosebumps?”
I got gross bumps 💀
V? I can spell loe which is the prefix of loess. *Insert the more you know*
@@dusktilldawn173 Thank you for vastly expanding my brain size
armyy 💜💜💜
i sure did have gross bumps
@@aishaavazova7559 no shit army
I am Russian, and I can confirm that we do throw pandas at people’s feet expecting them to pick it up.
Omg 🤣🤣
Ferarie Junction ....HE’S SAID TOO MUCH TAKE HIM OUT!
I threw a panda in someone's feet and they looked at me weirdly and said social distancing
I'm in the third minute and I'm really confused
Okay now I've seen this tik tok
I'm even more confused
This guy: respect others!
Also this guy: **hugs random women from behind, invades their personal space, kisses random women without consent, etc**
I know it’s not real but like, dude
@@velvetrseq2690 Are you talking to yourself?
This TikTok guy's whole channel is a "bruh" moment.
@@hermionestranger4964 The most amazing way of putting it.
Has a woman tied up in the trunk
As a Ukrainian, my relatives are always telling stories of how they escaped the sevan dimensional chess backyard into Ukraine where no one would throw pandas and stick candy in people's mouths.
Lol nice.
😂😂😂
Lmaooooooooo 😭😭 Also u good?
@@Bubbles_Artyeah lol
@@realmisteroda good just checking in but also I’m glad ur relatives survived the stick candy and panda land epidemic
When Danny was talking about what they should call their backyard, I immediately said, " The Backyardigans!" perfectly in sync with him. I've achieved everything in life.
Same!
SAME
When he was talking about all the houses I really thought he was going to say the loud house. Don't judge me it's actually a very down to earth show, I watch it with my nephews.
Okay but LITERALLY
Same bro
FYI the girl says "are you a psycho?" in Russian. Yep. doesn't make it any better. 🙄
@Kaden20197 STOP GET SOME HELP.
I think "are u dumb?" is maybe a better translation ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Or like “are you sick?!” Or something
Kaden20197 bot
@Kaden20197 shut
Never did I think i’d hear the phrase “hacky sacked into oblivion” but ok danny go off
gonna steal that lmao
Believe it or not I've heard it multiple times from people not on the internet... Including myself... Sorry I'm not kidding. Lol.
LMFAO
go off, like an alarm?
This is probably way too late, but if you make a shirt that says "I'm not perfect but at least I'm gonna die pretty soon" I'd absolutely buy it
Same
If you wear that to therapy they will immediately be so concerned
i'd wear it
I hate when I’m in Russia and I can’t even walk down the street without being pelted by pandas. It’s a serious problem over there
*walks into street*
Pandas: GET OVER HERE SAM
I hope the problem gets solved soon. Good luck!
Yeah dude, my back hurts so much because I have to pick pandas basically every 5 minutes. Блять.
Well let’s hope that there’s a hit panda guy to save you
I wish I was pelted by pandas. That shit sounds painfully adorable.
The tiktok where he punched the pregnant woman she said: “ are you sick or what”
Oh dang you speak russian? That's epic
@@N.Doughnut yeah it's a super cool language. the culture is pretty neat too :)
Bruh I haven’t finished the video yet but like what the fuck
Check It.
10:42 “Ты что, больной?!” - “What are you, a psycho?!”
thank you!!!
Or, 'What are you, sick?!'
Lettuce Vibes i think “sick” is more about physical level. Like some tumor. “Ты чо, больной?" Is really about dumbness. So psycho is more right, I think
Actually said "is that the best you got?!"
@@_zukin_ зависит от того, стоит ли запятая перед "больной". по идее не должна. потому что значение "ты че с ума сошел".
Danny being confused about how all those letters and words just translate to “Respect others” was my experience trying to learn Russian on Duolingo.
Yeah Russian is weird af
Ok, as a Russian I can explain why “respect others” looks so long in here. It’s because he wrote something that’s closer to “be respectful to the people around you.” It’s just the deal with the wording.
Danny back at it again with the romantic sketches with himself.
Dang Daniel
Talk about self love
I want Vampire dad season 2 in europe
Oh no is that an intentional reference to that dani girl's Marilyn Monroe song?
Damn
Living in Russia is hard... I’m constantly getting kissed by girls I offer chocolate or other candy, and I always have people throwing pandas at my feet. There’s so many people that just keep randomly hugging me while I’m sitting on a motorcycle looking at my phone, and I always see men punching prego woman’s stomachs. But don’t worry because I’m moving to another country in 2 days.
Good for you!
понимаю тебя чел. слава богу я давно уехал из России и теперь никто не будет кидать панду мне под ноги! 😌
Dang.. this happens in Florida too😔
@@jayden.dayyan true! 😭😭
this doesnt happen in canada, but people do throw syrup at your face until you become syrup and they can drink* you... 😔
russian sentences probably look longer than their english translations because russian has a much more complex grammatical structure. they have a case system for one thing, which is kind of like conjugation in spanish but instead of applying to verbs it’s for nouns depending on their function in the sentence. i believe they have to be applied to the adjectives describing them as well to make them agree. it frees you up to change the order of words more for emphasis, context, or as a literary device but it tends to make words longer.
Not actually. The description says more like "treat people that surround you with respect". If he really wanted to write "respect others", he would write "уважайте других", it's a little bit longer, but not too much
Anastasia's right about the translation, but you're right about the grammar structure of the language and the cases in Russian so good job :)
@@Anastasia-ot6si I wish my name was Anastasia so I could be the third one in a row
@@djentlover hahah
counting me, there are five Anastasias at my work.. u want me to ask if they're hiring?
@@Anastasia-ot6si I mean I get it, it's a beautiful name :D maybe I should, just to see the spectacle haha
Danny looks like he just came came back from a family reunion.
You laugh but that shirt looks very similar to what I wore to my last family reunion
@Nolan B I legitimately cannot describe how accurate this is.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT-
Nolan B That is oddly specific but I kinda have to agree
It's because of the t-shirt. I looked at it more often than at his huge nose 🤣 it was unusual
Russian here, can confirm that I’ve had to drop kick at least 3 pandas this week
Why am I laughing at this 😂 maybe I’m tired
Хахахахахах жиза
omg thanks I was scrolling through the comments cause I was really curious
Yup we drop pandas everyday, it's a traditional ritual where we show that pandas are inferior to our Russian bears and this way we show them our respect and loyalty.
NOT THE PANDAAAASSS
ANYTHING BUT THE PANDAAAAASSS
“Who dress fashionably” *cuts to a walking highlighter*
Glow in the dark lil pump
I love how half of Danny’s skits just come from his own misinterpretations of what he’s watching. Like the candy bar/envelope thing was clearly her giving him her number lmao
the part where he acted like "this state" was referring to the political climate and not Something Else ™️
WAS IT CLEAR!?
I also give my number on a piece of paper the size of my hand.
@@ScaredNickel gotta make sure they can read every digit
@@domogirl5 or preferably a piece of paper for each diget
How do Danny and Drew expect us to believe they’re two seperate people when they always have the exact same upload schedule
yeah drew uploaded 1 hour later this video
My thoughts exactly
Even Kurtis uploaded along with them.
Maybe an impostor type of thing bro seems kinda sus
Lol I really got the two videos confused and forgot witch one I watched.
I am a fan from russia. The caption says “be respectful towards others.” And yes, panda-throwing is something you do everyday.
Edit: in the TikTok, the pregnant girl says “are you insane” to the guy punching her
Thank youuu!!
Is he famous in Russia
О боже, кто-то из России. Почему у нас так мало его фанов :с
@@--___--- наверное, просто не все лазят по западному Ютубу :(
У нас не так уж много людей, знающих английский на достаточном уровне для понимания англоязычных видео
So what does the panda throwing mean?
Danny looks like he is about to go golfing with his rich dad
his vampire mafia leader rich dad
His Kurtis rich rich daddy who plays golf 🤔
PLEASE
Luisa Brunialti PLEIAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAH
I read goldfishing and idk why but that made more sense to me
He is condoning sexual harrasment, i mean, the way he was “huging”...
Danny's like "hmmm "this state"... guess its social commentary about the pandemic!" no it's not, Danny. the dude's hard, Danny.
He doesn't know what he's doing that's the worst part of it...just a tiktoker who makes girls do sexual things and hugs them from behind for "content"
Deez
Ligma
Candice
As a person who isn’t Russian, has never been to Russia, and doesn’t know anybody who is Russian and/or has been to Russia, I can confirm with 100% certainty that people throw pandas around in Russia
You seem like an expert, man
you are absolutely right, sir
Ah, so I see you're the authority on this subject
Oh great! it's so nice to see an expert on the subject. thank you
I can confirm that is in fact 100% true. I'm also not from Russia.
"Pregnant" girl asked him a question: "Ты что, больной?", which is translated as "Are you sick"? (meaning sick in the head)
Actually, Danny found a goldmine of cringe here.
Russian mainstream TikTok is one of the cringiest segments of TikTok ever.
i feel like yall have not seen some mainstream middle eastern tiktoks-
as a Lebanese person, we do have cool tiktokers... and then we have the chavs of the middle east.
Never look up Turkish tiktoks.
Indian tiktoks ftw
@@styxzayyad3854 "chavs of the middle east" As a Brit, I'm weak
Do walk the!prank next
“Just takes this girls property and hackeysacks it into oblivion” is now my favorite line
7:31
It’s so weird I happened to read this AS he said it haha
I agree
ik its a year later but the vid at 10:48 , the lady is saying "are you mentally sick?" which i think describes the situation really well
Should be the reaction of all of them
Drew gooden: *current events*
Danny: THESE KIDS DID WHAT?
Haha why did u put Danny twice tho
Yea Danny just made two videos
I watched Drew's video right before this lmaoo
THESE KIDS ARE BONKERS
@@kennaschafer612 danny*
If TikTok ever shuts down,we'll probably have a Vine 2.0 scenario where all its creators move to UA-cam, for better or for worse.
true dat.
I hate how you might be right
oh no
f o r w o r s e
duh
I got to a Justin Y comment before 100 likes im so proud
As a Russian, I can confirm that I'm stuck in his Backyard.
Blink twice if you need help
Me too. I'm standing here just waiting for someone to drop panda at my feet.
Here's some candy, can I get a kiss now?😂
@@ash_sch Sure 😂 Here you go 💋
whos that dude in ur profile?
My aunt married a russian man. Apparently, it is tradition for the bride to throw a panda infornt of the groom's parents. If the parents pick the panda up they accept and respect the bride as a new family member. It was so emotional and such a beautiful tradition 🥺
Translation is: "Approach others around you with a sense of respect"
The pregnant lady says: "are you sick!?"
thank you!
thanks!
Ah, yes, very sense make much :)
thank u!!
⚫👄⚫
🎀
👖
👡👡
Thank you
"I'm not perfect but I'm gonna die soon"
Best quote ever
We all are gonna die soon
i love the pfp!
@@graceisot5 thx! I like yours too ^^
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*loud music intensifies*
I don't think it's what it actually meant
My dyslexic self thought the title was “Bothering straight people”
Well
Me too😂
I thought it was straight people bother me
[L•M]
i mean mood
Ya I know
6:56 it's basically the same, word for word I would say "behave respectfully with (your) surroundings (here it's referring to the people around you, I couldn't find the English word apart from social circle or something)"
Danny : "If youre bored with your life, make explosives in the basement"
Me, having just come from Drews Gender Reveal video : "No dear god please dont make explosives!"
Whistling Banshee, I LOVE THAT THEY BOTH POST ON THE SAME DAY!!!!
Yeah Drew told us not to.
Thats literally what I did
Loll yeah
"I may not be perfect, but i'm gonna die pretty soon" - Danny
@Kaden20197 hush your name is kaden
@@abby566 lmaoo
@abby is flabby oh damn- lmao
me too
When I get old I’m going to buy that shirt... no one can stop me
I just wanted to clear up the setup of Russian/eastern European apartment complexes, basically your apartments are set up like 5 buildings in a circle and there's a huge peace of land in the middle usually with a playground at the side and benches and a walk way. So you're basically sharing your backyard with everyone that lives in these buildings.
I mean, most apartments don’t even have yards.
Honestly seems cool.
that sounds cool
@@comichb it isn't
Comic HB sounds classist
“I may not be perfect but I’m am gonna die now” - 5:12
Danny looks like an old Cuban uncle because of his shirt
Tio Pablo 🤣
Uncle Danny 👌
THIS AHAHAH
I was looking for a comment to sum up my feelings on that shirt
What's under ya mask...
Danny you kinda look like a LaCroix today
Why does this make sense
I mean you are what you eat I guess
Now that you say it...
Uncle but he drinks it
Wrong channel....
10:21 the "pregnant" lady literally said "Are you sick in the head?!" So yKnow
more like” you sick???
waste of space no
@@ilovecairns5181 wym no I literally know russian
waste of space no
@@wasteofspace1947 no
9:03 I LOVE this reaction what 😭😭
sameee
Feeding candy to people: The girls wanna smooch
*and the guys wanna leave*
Man this explains why I don’t have bf
I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on UA-cam, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear nub
@@AxxLAfriku i- what???? What the joke was supposed to???? Be?? Dude??
luna sweetwood idk if he’s joking but he’s definitely not famous
@@CoralineDowntheLine he's a weirdo that comments on loads of videos.
Why does danny look like the uncle who barbecues shrimp skewers and thinks ketchup is a garnish
That is extremely specific but you’re not wrong
I- are you okay
But wha- wha- but why is that so specific
"you know i had to do it to em" kinda vibes lmao
if he gets a moustache he would look like the Mexican version of that. not saying all mexicans have moustaches because that would be racist. only the mexican *MEN*
There's no way you talked about candies for cuties on your MAIN channel Danny, that should be on your 2nd channel where you get a little wackier and goofier
And also drink LaCroix, by any chance?
I know, soon he might start doing stuff on his main channel, like drinking Lacroix
Manami McNair That would be horrible!
7:05 If you translate by words, it will be "Treat surrounding people with respect "
I think this whole tiktok is a wise analogy
If you make people do something for you, because you think, they must serve you, some day you will end up with a Man, who will kick your panda right into the camera
As someone with a serious nut allergy: these nutella attacks gives me anxiety
Oh same
But then a nutella lover here that finds it creep🤣🤣🤣
As someone with a not super serious nut allergy, they did the same
I have a serious nut allergy to but not to tree nuts only peanuts
@@andrewbranscum7337 same here but the mention of “nut” is still a bit alarming anyways
“What I haven’t seen until now is a content backyard” so you’re just gonna undermine everything Phineas and Ferb have ever done just like that huh
BRUH
YESSSSSSSSSS
they didn’t do that for clout tho they did that for themselves and their friends
@@dannyadams17 but it was still c o n t e n t
This deserves more likes
When she gave him a candy bar after he kissed her, she was just giving out candy for cuties
narb 😂
narb coc lol
Which vid was the candy for cuties thing fron
@Lady Succulent thank u baby
"I may not be perfect, but at least I'm going to die soon" is a WHOLE mood.
please make an “i’m not perfect but i’m gonna die soon” shirt
Yes.
YES
YES HAGA
Y E S
YES
I really don't like how overtly sexual he has the girls act in his videos. Especially since the context is so weird.
It's just kind of like him fuelling his ego like "yeah all the girls like me I'm so cool"
I also feel like they're young. Which makes it more weird
They are definitely getting paid to do that
humans breath
@@oikawaishot5604 your spelling is incredible. Truly a man of incredible talents
That’s the horniest backyard in Russia probably
fr tho 😭
“Probably” 💀
BAHAHAHA
The Bangyardagains.
@Deevelkat180 learn how to spell kid.
8:02 this just made me audibly gag alone in my room
As a Russian, I can confirm that we do drop pandas onto other people’s feet and make them pick them up.
Yet another tradition
XDDDDD
Арина Карманова same here I am a real Russian as well
Thankyou. Very insightful.
So annoying, isn’t it ?
Привет, я немного понимаю по-русски!
“The backyardigans.”
Me: *starts to get war flashbacks*
_BonnieGirl_ FNaB dame 😂
i misread that as "starts to get star wars flashbacks" im so dumb
You spelled backyardigans wrong
@@thegamingdeku Oh crap thanks 😅
Same
Never thought it would be possible to make straight american tik tok look tolerable.
So true lmfao
Omg the legends are hereee
literally JUST watched your plastic surgery video lol
there are worse tik toks on russian tik tok 💞💞
So being straight is bad now? Stop
6:01 the music gives me flash backs 😔
imagine being named greg and then watching this and him saying “Hey greg”
My name isnt greg but as a greg this hits
What do you mean? We’re all Greg
Ruthanne Marie that’s not what i mean-😭
【suhnshine】 I know... I’m being obnoxious
That's the point
“Candies for cuties” was a forgotten memory that I appreciated finding again
Yes I did 😏
Ikr, i was confused for a second like "why do I know that phrase?" then I remembered 😂
@@aayushiparmar7597 the ideal man of the future
Can’t believe that was this year
Candies for clout
You singing wap sounded exactly like a dad singing it-
in conclusion, danny = dad
eugene krabs yeah, pretty much lol
How did I miss that, where was it
@@mahnoorawan5071 2:06
@@ursula956
Danny=daddy
10:51 In Russian it wasn’t suppose to mean “rocking-chair” but the slang word meaning “gym”. Funny how it was autotranslated 😄
I was sleeping and this autoplayed on my tv and when he said “WHATS UP GREG” it was super loud and his face popped into my dream and I woke up terrified.
Oh god
And everybody clapped
Duck Meat because nothing ever happens and we’re all invested in the validity of a random UA-cam comment on a video about TikTok
@@frostyskeletons8950 no clap for you
This shirt makes Danny look like he should be playing shuffleboard on a cruise
Very Hot - lol ok then
Well, he do be daddy
@@seans758 what was it
Don’t click Very Hot’s link! It’s a dangerous virus!
Hello kids, please do not click random links you find on comments. Thank you, have a nice day.
TikTok Guy: *feeds candy to girls*
Girls: ❤ ❤
👅
@user deceased Lmao straight girls don't want that shit either
They even feed girls Nutella 😔
@user deceased Steamrolled girls*
Jeikobuappu
They means the straight girl stereotype
@user deceased So straight girls isn't a subset of regular girls now?
It seems I can't keep up with the pace everybody else is running at anymore.
0:53 Don't you dare ruin the good name of the Backyardigans!
The Cloutyardigans
I read the title as “straight up butchering people” and didn’t even question it.
Das what being a Greg is like 😌
Welcome to Greg
i read it as "the straights bothering people" and thought what the hell did they do now
Wouldn’t care anyway
666th like on october 🎃
Him: harassing people
Also him: wHy tHeY mAd
169likes so I can’t like sryryryryyryr
aren’t
arent every single one of his tiktoks just
harassment?
What @holly said
theyre clearly staged no one actually acts like that when someone walks up to you like that
@@holly___ thank go they were but I hope no kid gets inspired by this and does this in real life
Moomin
@@sakuranovaryan9261
Yeah, that’s my main issue. So many kids on Tiktok will think it’s ok to harass people like this. Disgusting
6:57 this actually correctly translates to "Treat others with respect"
so basically the same thing but the translate thing made it shorter
10:41 here, the lady said "Are you sick?!" Or "Are you sick or something?!"
I'm a Russian speaker but I'm not too good with like, what the words actually mean? So their could either mean "Are you sick of something/are you sick?!" or "Are you crazy or something/are you crazy?!"
"I may not be perfect but I am gonna die now" - Danny Gonzalez
Mood
I’m am *
I THINK YOU MEAN *I’M AM* 🤬🥵😼
@@1967buickriviera LMAOOO😂😂
Lol
I read the title as "Straights Bothering People"
Damn astigmatism
still true tho
Well, I mean...
I mean he’s kissing a bunch of girls but like also hand feeding guys so idk this is confusing
@@liltick6133 Bi up bothering people
Not inaccurate lol
A Russian Fan here: we are usually very gentle with our bears and dropping your panda is considered to be bad luck
Thank you for this clarification
Commie
@@MeWe-fh1lu ok
Me We wtf..?
@@MeWe-fh1lu Shut up time.
The Russian in the tiktok caption at 6:56 "уважительно относитесь к окружающим" means "treat others with respect" which is hilarious given the content of this guys channel
'You could just waltz right into the Whitehouse, and right up into oval office'
Danny almost predicted the future guys
I was just about to make a comment about that lmao
@@arjunator2688 incorrect sir! Bold assumption, but you've assumed poorly
Cheesnuggers
@@arjunator2688 how?
@@Onycato Trump reference
I'm russian and yes, all we do is drop and kick pandas all day
can u compare to australia we drop kangaroos every 5 seconds
Bro you have it easy, in Britain we drop Partridges whenever we feel like it.
my mom does this all the time, she is russian
i knew it
In America it’s actually really similar. We drop bombs all the time! 😀
Danny’s walking into the White House and snuggling the President joke hits different after Wednesday’s events
@William Boles bruh wtf you on
@@fluffjuice5743 Not the smell of little girl hair
why have the replies turned into an arguement 🤠
@@leelol111 Because someone said something stupid.
@@leelol111 because that’s how the internet is all the time, cesspit!
I love that he puts the sponsor in the end so we dont have to skip to the og vid
Indian tik tok ran so guys like him could walk.
YES HAHAHHA
I m glad tiktok is banned here in India
@@kashishk.9981 No. It's the only app that was entertaining during this Covid quarantine time. It made 2020 more worse when they banned it.
Rex Lalruatdika bruh there are so many other apps specifically for entertainment that statement is just wrong. You’re literally on one of the apps right now.
@@rexfanai9469 bruh indian tiktok "influencers" were doing no good than promoting malicious actions, while a big % of tiktok was all about toxic beliefs of society and agenda. I know it did gave a source of entertainment but it was doing actual damage too if you look into the bigger picture.
Everyday, Danny is slowly looking more like a suburban dad who plays golf and for some reason has a sweater tied around his shoulders and his hips and lives with his 2 children and his wife, living a domestic life as his wife prepared dinner, the rebellious son runs down the stairs with his skateboard, waved goodbye, and they let him go to the skatepark because he and his wife are both supportive of his hobbies; his daughter being class president, a prodigy, head cheerleader, and a young woman with a dream to become a chemist. He soon retired after both kids moved out and went fishing and golfing with his friends for the rest of his days.
(extra parts in the replies)
I need a second part. NOW.
One day he got a call on his phone, who was it? HIS DAUGHTER?!? She's getting married to her boyfriend of 5 years! He attended the wedding going down the aisle and finally sitting down. 2 years later he gets a call from his successful son who is now the ceo of 6 different companies and owns a popular clothing brand, WHAT?!? His wife gave birth to two healthy twin boys!
Unfortunately 13 years later, his wife of 48 years has passed away in her sleep, he soon held a funeral for his wife.
The rest of his days were filled with fun with his old friends! fishing, golfing, heck they decided to take a risk and climbed up a mountain! and at the ripe age of 93, he passes in his sleep, a beautiful funeral held for him by his son.
Oddly specific....but accurate.
@@1r1sb4ts This is spectacular
The entire story is happy, nothing sad about it but the idea of aging and getting old makes me bummed and makes the entire story feel depressing to me
"I've got grossbumps" was the only thing that made enduring these awful tiktoks worthwhile lol. Bless your work, Danny. It's keeping us all going during the end times
i find dannys extensive and in depth knowledge of the lyrics to WAP very comedic
The guy whose dressing fashionably is just cosplaying as Billie Eyelash
Eillie Byelash 😂😂 (I don't hate her but sounds funny)
Not really. He isn't wearing the leaves on his head so it's not that realistic
🕷👄🕷
Its actually pronounced william eyelash.
That’s not how you spell her name😡
It’s bullied eyelash
Danny looks like a middle-aged dad ready for BBQ
r/rareinsults
@@tuckhongchoi819 wholesome 100 Keanu Chungus
@@olympicegg6853 yes
I'd like to imagine that all these videos is Danny actually kidnapping someone named Greg and he is forcibly talking to him.
Why am I seeing you everywhere ?
Lol
Omg 😂😂😂😂😂
YES
lol
14:10 ITS NOT OVER I CAN STAY HERE AND LEAVE IT PAUSED.
*sobs*