Straight Up Bothering People

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  • @alangarber1905
    @alangarber1905 4 роки тому +2271

    As a Russian speaker, I'll note that the fake pregnant lady is yelling "What are you, sick?" Also the phrase that Google Translated as "respect others" does mean that, but he's just a bad writer and used way too many words. He ended up saying something that literally means "interact respectfully with people around you", which is also a lot of (totally unnecessary) words and letters in English

    • @ahhh4117
      @ahhh4117 4 роки тому +30

      So like is this tiktok channel a good representation of Russia tho

    • @Mokaluvable
      @Mokaluvable 4 роки тому +10

      Thank you for this. God’s work!!

    • @notkaitlyn5368
      @notkaitlyn5368 4 роки тому +18

      This was the comment that I was looking for Thankyou

    • @cuculapraline5140
      @cuculapraline5140 4 роки тому +21

      @@ahhh4117 no 🐶

    • @mashka2299
      @mashka2299 4 роки тому +31

      @@ahhh4117 Not really. He's either a rich kid who lives in his own house which isn't very common in Russia or just on vacation in the countryside for the summer (more likely the latter). Russia is more like this www.google.com/search?q=%D1%81%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B9+%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B9%D0%BE%D0%BD+%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D1%8F+&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwjnzZe0ou7rAhXNw8QBHZfrCxMQ2-cCegQIABAA&oq=%D1%81%D0%BF%D0%B0%D0%BB%D1%8C%D0%BD%D1%8B%D0%B9+%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%B9%D0%BE%D0%BD+%D1%80%D0%BE%D1%81%D1%81%D0%B8%D1%8F+&gs_lcp=CgNpbWcQAzICCAA6BAgAEB46BggAEAUQHjoGCAAQCBAeOgQIABAYOgQIIxAnOgcIIxDqAhAnOgUIABCxAzoECAAQQzoHCAAQsQMQQzoICAAQsQMQgwFQqnFY9rMBYLe1AWgFcAB4A4AB2AOIAagbkgEJMjUuMTAuNC0xmAEAoAEBqgELZ3dzLXdpei1pbWewAQrAAQE&sclient=img&ei=ilRiX-fgPM2Hk74Pl9evmAE&bih=722&biw=1536
      Also they are from Moscow judging by the license plate on the car xD That kinda explains their clothes

  • @juaniev7990
    @juaniev7990 4 роки тому +4872

    Imagine scrolling through tik tok, seeing a dude assulting women, and being like "yea sure I'll follow this guy,"

    • @ineedlessanxeity501
      @ineedlessanxeity501 4 роки тому +90

      So, "the boys" who are mysonists

    • @animeexplained7587
      @animeexplained7587 4 роки тому +4

      @@ineedlessanxeity501 what do you mean by the boys the person who made the video or the person who liked it.

    • @leeannmccaulley6776
      @leeannmccaulley6776 4 роки тому +36

      @@animeexplained7587 probably both since half of tiktok is "the boys"

    • @let_there_be_dark
      @let_there_be_dark 4 роки тому +8

      I mean it's a setup but yeah if you didn't know that it'd be super weird to follow him for that

    • @BagHeadShowProductions
      @BagHeadShowProductions 4 роки тому +2

      hold up assault? am i missing something? or is there something later in the video?

  • @sskydumb
    @sskydumb 4 роки тому +1312

    “Everyone just stands around dressing fashionably” *pans over to human highlighter*

    • @spookyho5994
      @spookyho5994 4 роки тому +25

      That’s not fashion, that’s my pencil case

    • @Queenbee-vr8gx
      @Queenbee-vr8gx 4 роки тому +2

      Skyler Boschetto I’m your 666th like😏👹

  • @CocoasArt
    @CocoasArt 3 роки тому +6182

    10:41 “ты че больной?” Means “are you sick”
    Like, are you out of you mind? Are you crazy?
    That type of thing

  • @PoumiRaku
    @PoumiRaku 4 роки тому +1572

    "Everyone just standing here, waiting, dressed fashionably" Yeah, basically a sims's garden.

  • @isajacob9155
    @isajacob9155 4 роки тому +2751

    they need two therapists, one for them and another for their therapist.

    • @monomakesmecrystill1252
      @monomakesmecrystill1252 4 роки тому +137

      And then another therapist for the therapist's therapist, basically a never-ending cycle of therapists

    • @ScaryPoke
      @ScaryPoke 4 роки тому +22

      Underrated comment award

    • @whatismylife7319
      @whatismylife7319 4 роки тому +23

      It's a never ending cycle

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 4 роки тому +10

      call that trickle-down therapeutics

    • @milku9804
      @milku9804 4 роки тому +6

      I need a therapist after that-

  • @DaniFCondor
    @DaniFCondor 4 роки тому +4508

    Danny: well dressed and well done hair.
    2 Danny 2 furious: homeless man with a can of beer.

    • @starrynight7624
      @starrynight7624 4 роки тому +285

      A can of la croix

    • @molls127
      @molls127 4 роки тому +186

      rumor has it 2 danny 2 furious is where danny goes when laura is 2 furious with him and he must drink away his sorrows in lacroix

    • @effietombros902
      @effietombros902 4 роки тому +75

      Homeless teen*

    • @je4nz
      @je4nz 4 роки тому +13

      Farrah Ponnwitz lemon la croix

    • @savgrace622
      @savgrace622 4 роки тому +5

      moll. Yeah I heard that 2!

  • @d9981
    @d9981 3 роки тому +4427

    I'm not russian, but as a finn i can say, that it's true. Russians do throw pandas at people's feet and expect them to pick it up. That's actually the reason Finland became independent from russia. We were sick of picking up pandas.

  • @bumblebee4650
    @bumblebee4650 4 роки тому +15978

    It’s actually very hard living here in Russia. I get pandas thrown at me EVERY DAY, I always get hugged from behind by random people I don’t know. Sometimes I think I’m getting kidnapped. I have guys that come up and try to put candy and weird food in my mouth, and kiss me, (obviously I give them candy bars afterwards) but it’s super confusing especially when some people hold me hostage in their trunks. I’m also stuck in this guys backyard so I don’t know what that’s about.

    • @chonkydog6262
      @chonkydog6262 4 роки тому +175

      another russian georgenotfound fan?

    • @paigngyn
      @paigngyn 4 роки тому +263

      BYE I FELL FOR THIS AT FIRST

    • @kebabi7750
      @kebabi7750 4 роки тому +68

      George George George George George George George George George George George George George George George George George George George George George George

    • @michelleobamafootcream9292
      @michelleobamafootcream9292 4 роки тому +26

      nvm I thought it was another George

    • @khadija2253
      @khadija2253 4 роки тому +27

      Lmao your funny

  • @JollyJustice
    @JollyJustice 4 роки тому +379

    "I want you to lick the dangly think that hangs in the back of my throat"
    I had such a physical, visceral reaction to that statement.

    • @ewno8821
      @ewno8821 4 роки тому +28

      I feel like it just triggered everyone's fight or flight response

    • @saltmomtmissad8384
      @saltmomtmissad8384 4 роки тому +12

      You know it's a reference to wap, right

    • @ewno8821
      @ewno8821 4 роки тому +17

      @@saltmomtmissad8384 obviously they do lmao it's just a gross sentence

    • @saltmomtmissad8384
      @saltmomtmissad8384 4 роки тому +16

      Yo! Just realized that sounded confrontational. Sorry, didn't mean to sound that way ❤️

    • @alextorres4667
      @alextorres4667 4 роки тому

      Ew furry alert

  • @TheSilentASMR
    @TheSilentASMR 4 роки тому +5456

    Why is this guy so serious? He seems like the kind of guy who would get a little wacky and a little silly but he’s holding back or something.

    • @aneoliveira1464
      @aneoliveira1464 4 роки тому +39

      😂😂😂😂

    • @elixever
      @elixever 4 роки тому +74

      who danny or the guy he is talking about

    • @whyjustwhy8192
      @whyjustwhy8192 4 роки тому +280

      @@elixever danny, its a refrence to his second channel

    • @Alice-nx9sp
      @Alice-nx9sp 4 роки тому +325

      He seems like someone to drink La Croix too 🤔

    • @elixever
      @elixever 4 роки тому +16

      @@whyjustwhy8192 wait he has a third channel? or is it not is his main channel

  • @Kfroguar
    @Kfroguar 2 роки тому +258

    "I may not be perfect, but at least I will die soon" is definitely the thesis of multiple Russian novels

  • @cyain5years
    @cyain5years 4 роки тому +5292

    “Got goosebumps?”
    I got gross bumps 💀

    • @dusktilldawn173
      @dusktilldawn173 4 роки тому +40

      V? I can spell loe which is the prefix of loess. *Insert the more you know*

    • @oneflamingpotato7965
      @oneflamingpotato7965 4 роки тому +54

      @@dusktilldawn173 Thank you for vastly expanding my brain size

    • @aishaavazova7559
      @aishaavazova7559 4 роки тому +11

      armyy 💜💜💜

    • @pandafighter1781
      @pandafighter1781 4 роки тому +5

      i sure did have gross bumps

    • @Bananacatboi
      @Bananacatboi 4 роки тому +1

      @@aishaavazova7559 no shit army

  • @liamprotzman1865
    @liamprotzman1865 4 роки тому +34524

    I am Russian, and I can confirm that we do throw pandas at people’s feet expecting them to pick it up.

    • @madlyna3620
      @madlyna3620 4 роки тому +279

      Omg 🤣🤣

    • @syncedtoxicity8018
      @syncedtoxicity8018 4 роки тому +774

      Ferarie Junction ....HE’S SAID TOO MUCH TAKE HIM OUT!

    • @f1xtion817
      @f1xtion817 4 роки тому +649

      I threw a panda in someone's feet and they looked at me weirdly and said social distancing

    • @mariamaruszka8877
      @mariamaruszka8877 4 роки тому +201

      I'm in the third minute and I'm really confused

    • @mariamaruszka8877
      @mariamaruszka8877 4 роки тому +170

      Okay now I've seen this tik tok
      I'm even more confused

  • @velvetrseq2690
    @velvetrseq2690 4 роки тому +2393

    This guy: respect others!
    Also this guy: **hugs random women from behind, invades their personal space, kisses random women without consent, etc**

    • @velvetrseq2690
      @velvetrseq2690 4 роки тому +90

      I know it’s not real but like, dude

    • @rebix6848
      @rebix6848 4 роки тому +3

      @@velvetrseq2690 Are you talking to yourself?

    • @hermionestranger4964
      @hermionestranger4964 4 роки тому +74

      This TikTok guy's whole channel is a "bruh" moment.

    • @rebix6848
      @rebix6848 4 роки тому +14

      @@hermionestranger4964 The most amazing way of putting it.

    • @preranapradeep3963
      @preranapradeep3963 4 роки тому +30

      Has a woman tied up in the trunk

  • @realmisteroda
    @realmisteroda 2 роки тому +415

    As a Ukrainian, my relatives are always telling stories of how they escaped the sevan dimensional chess backyard into Ukraine where no one would throw pandas and stick candy in people's mouths.

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 2 роки тому +3

      Lol nice.

    • @Lazy_.Lavender
      @Lazy_.Lavender Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂

    • @Bubbles_Art
      @Bubbles_Art Рік тому +7

      Lmaooooooooo 😭😭 Also u good?

    • @realmisteroda
      @realmisteroda Рік тому +6

      @@Bubbles_Artyeah lol

    • @Bubbles_Art
      @Bubbles_Art Рік тому +4

      @@realmisteroda good just checking in but also I’m glad ur relatives survived the stick candy and panda land epidemic

  • @elias_virtu3691
    @elias_virtu3691 4 роки тому +1613

    When Danny was talking about what they should call their backyard, I immediately said, " The Backyardigans!" perfectly in sync with him. I've achieved everything in life.

    • @teresahowick5197
      @teresahowick5197 4 роки тому +3

      Same!

    • @mayan6280
      @mayan6280 4 роки тому +2

      SAME

    • @tanyahandley3466
      @tanyahandley3466 4 роки тому +3

      When he was talking about all the houses I really thought he was going to say the loud house. Don't judge me it's actually a very down to earth show, I watch it with my nephews.

    • @caleypollock4931
      @caleypollock4931 4 роки тому +1

      Okay but LITERALLY

    • @xonk9691
      @xonk9691 4 роки тому

      Same bro

  • @zaragrigoryan6513
    @zaragrigoryan6513 4 роки тому +2447

    FYI the girl says "are you a psycho?" in Russian. Yep. doesn't make it any better. 🙄

    • @isaa.5187
      @isaa.5187 4 роки тому +117

      @Kaden20197 STOP GET SOME HELP.

    • @2-d465
      @2-d465 4 роки тому +37

      I think "are u dumb?" is maybe a better translation ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @lizasolomonova8867
      @lizasolomonova8867 4 роки тому +38

      Or like “are you sick?!” Or something

    • @Lydia-oj3jy
      @Lydia-oj3jy 4 роки тому +7

      Kaden20197 bot

    • @therealslimshitty5186
      @therealslimshitty5186 4 роки тому +9

      @Kaden20197 shut

  • @thatminecrafter4464
    @thatminecrafter4464 4 роки тому +1725

    Never did I think i’d hear the phrase “hacky sacked into oblivion” but ok danny go off

  • @puppetmazter4718
    @puppetmazter4718 3 роки тому +596

    This is probably way too late, but if you make a shirt that says "I'm not perfect but at least I'm gonna die pretty soon" I'd absolutely buy it

  • @samber8706
    @samber8706 4 роки тому +6345

    I hate when I’m in Russia and I can’t even walk down the street without being pelted by pandas. It’s a serious problem over there

    • @tastytree
      @tastytree 4 роки тому +204

      *walks into street*
      Pandas: GET OVER HERE SAM

    • @jas6246
      @jas6246 4 роки тому +90

      I hope the problem gets solved soon. Good luck!

    • @melancholickot
      @melancholickot 4 роки тому +103

      Yeah dude, my back hurts so much because I have to pick pandas basically every 5 minutes. Блять.

    • @aminasmajlovic4789
      @aminasmajlovic4789 4 роки тому +12

      Well let’s hope that there’s a hit panda guy to save you

    • @bloodmuzzle
      @bloodmuzzle 4 роки тому +23

      I wish I was pelted by pandas. That shit sounds painfully adorable.

  • @aralfonso
    @aralfonso 4 роки тому +1872

    The tiktok where he punched the pregnant woman she said: “ are you sick or what”

    • @N.Doughnut
      @N.Doughnut 4 роки тому +60

      Oh dang you speak russian? That's epic

    • @Death-gj2dn
      @Death-gj2dn 4 роки тому +27

      @@N.Doughnut yeah it's a super cool language. the culture is pretty neat too :)

    • @taswani5255
      @taswani5255 4 роки тому +8

      Bruh I haven’t finished the video yet but like what the fuck

    • @paiheehee3288
      @paiheehee3288 4 роки тому

      Check It.

  • @tangerinesfolga3243
    @tangerinesfolga3243 4 роки тому +2109

    10:42 “Ты что, больной?!” - “What are you, a psycho?!”

    • @maracutler4998
      @maracutler4998 4 роки тому +29

      thank you!!!

    • @BigManLettuce
      @BigManLettuce 4 роки тому +55

      Or, 'What are you, sick?!'

    • @_zukin_
      @_zukin_ 4 роки тому +72

      Lettuce Vibes i think “sick” is more about physical level. Like some tumor. “Ты чо, больной?" Is really about dumbness. So psycho is more right, I think

    • @legendaryoutcast4440
      @legendaryoutcast4440 4 роки тому +1

      Actually said "is that the best you got?!"

    • @annakaras4691
      @annakaras4691 4 роки тому +2

      @@_zukin_ зависит от того, стоит ли запятая перед "больной". по идее не должна. потому что значение "ты че с ума сошел".

  • @lefandomtrash7746
    @lefandomtrash7746 3 роки тому +215

    Danny being confused about how all those letters and words just translate to “Respect others” was my experience trying to learn Russian on Duolingo.

  • @sashathesheep8912
    @sashathesheep8912 4 роки тому +1398

    Ok, as a Russian I can explain why “respect others” looks so long in here. It’s because he wrote something that’s closer to “be respectful to the people around you.” It’s just the deal with the wording.

  • @justanormaldude42069
    @justanormaldude42069 4 роки тому +4726

    Danny back at it again with the romantic sketches with himself.

  • @bread3841
    @bread3841 4 роки тому +3537

    Living in Russia is hard... I’m constantly getting kissed by girls I offer chocolate or other candy, and I always have people throwing pandas at my feet. There’s so many people that just keep randomly hugging me while I’m sitting on a motorcycle looking at my phone, and I always see men punching prego woman’s stomachs. But don’t worry because I’m moving to another country in 2 days.

    • @neiiima
      @neiiima 3 роки тому +47

      Good for you!

    • @lucentsidus
      @lucentsidus 3 роки тому +97

      понимаю тебя чел. слава богу я давно уехал из России и теперь никто не будет кидать панду мне под ноги! 😌

    • @jayden.dayyan
      @jayden.dayyan 3 роки тому +77

      Dang.. this happens in Florida too😔

    • @ella-yo9mv
      @ella-yo9mv 3 роки тому +11

      @@jayden.dayyan true! 😭😭

    • @beatricks8330
      @beatricks8330 3 роки тому +73

      this doesnt happen in canada, but people do throw syrup at your face until you become syrup and they can drink* you... 😔

  • @AccordingToWillow
    @AccordingToWillow 3 роки тому +131

    russian sentences probably look longer than their english translations because russian has a much more complex grammatical structure. they have a case system for one thing, which is kind of like conjugation in spanish but instead of applying to verbs it’s for nouns depending on their function in the sentence. i believe they have to be applied to the adjectives describing them as well to make them agree. it frees you up to change the order of words more for emphasis, context, or as a literary device but it tends to make words longer.

    • @anastasiaalimova5452
      @anastasiaalimova5452 2 роки тому +17

      Not actually. The description says more like "treat people that surround you with respect". If he really wanted to write "respect others", he would write "уважайте других", it's a little bit longer, but not too much

    • @Anastasia-ot6si
      @Anastasia-ot6si 2 роки тому +7

      Anastasia's right about the translation, but you're right about the grammar structure of the language and the cases in Russian so good job :)

    • @djentlover
      @djentlover Рік тому +4

      @@Anastasia-ot6si I wish my name was Anastasia so I could be the third one in a row

    • @Anastasia-ot6si
      @Anastasia-ot6si Рік тому +2

      @@djentlover hahah
      counting me, there are five Anastasias at my work.. u want me to ask if they're hiring?

    • @djentlover
      @djentlover Рік тому

      @@Anastasia-ot6si I mean I get it, it's a beautiful name :D maybe I should, just to see the spectacle haha

  • @nolanbenson2530
    @nolanbenson2530 4 роки тому +2745

    Danny looks like he just came came back from a family reunion.

    • @mosscoveredlog5278
      @mosscoveredlog5278 4 роки тому +64

      You laugh but that shirt looks very similar to what I wore to my last family reunion

    • @iolanda_liang
      @iolanda_liang 4 роки тому +24

      @Nolan B I legitimately cannot describe how accurate this is.

    • @kairoll2768
      @kairoll2768 4 роки тому +3

      PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT-

    • @angelicMisha
      @angelicMisha 4 роки тому +4

      Nolan B That is oddly specific but I kinda have to agree

    • @alwayshangrygirl463
      @alwayshangrygirl463 4 роки тому

      It's because of the t-shirt. I looked at it more often than at his huge nose 🤣 it was unusual

  • @bradeneverson6572
    @bradeneverson6572 4 роки тому +10125

    Russian here, can confirm that I’ve had to drop kick at least 3 pandas this week

    • @natashabennett8553
      @natashabennett8553 4 роки тому +174

      Why am I laughing at this 😂 maybe I’m tired

    • @mariafkh5366
      @mariafkh5366 4 роки тому +50

      Хахахахахах жиза

    • @farted161
      @farted161 4 роки тому +95

      omg thanks I was scrolling through the comments cause I was really curious

    • @inesxxx4835
      @inesxxx4835 4 роки тому +250

      Yup we drop pandas everyday, it's a traditional ritual where we show that pandas are inferior to our Russian bears and this way we show them our respect and loyalty.

    • @abbersnail3146
      @abbersnail3146 4 роки тому +31

      NOT THE PANDAAAASSS
      ANYTHING BUT THE PANDAAAAASSS

  • @leslyoliva2555
    @leslyoliva2555 4 роки тому +681

    “Who dress fashionably” *cuts to a walking highlighter*

    • @corgio1260
      @corgio1260 4 роки тому +13

      Glow in the dark lil pump

  • @spaghettibird5135
    @spaghettibird5135 3 роки тому +556

    I love how half of Danny’s skits just come from his own misinterpretations of what he’s watching. Like the candy bar/envelope thing was clearly her giving him her number lmao

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 3 роки тому +84

      the part where he acted like "this state" was referring to the political climate and not Something Else ™️

    • @mastermarkus5307
      @mastermarkus5307 3 роки тому +51

      WAS IT CLEAR!?

    • @ScaredNickel
      @ScaredNickel 3 роки тому +103

      I also give my number on a piece of paper the size of my hand.

    • @domogirl5
      @domogirl5 3 роки тому +42

      @@ScaredNickel gotta make sure they can read every digit

    • @ScaredNickel
      @ScaredNickel 3 роки тому +40

      @@domogirl5 or preferably a piece of paper for each diget

  • @Rachy2049
    @Rachy2049 4 роки тому +2093

    How do Danny and Drew expect us to believe they’re two seperate people when they always have the exact same upload schedule

    • @ayyyayay
      @ayyyayay 4 роки тому +6

      yeah drew uploaded 1 hour later this video

    • @cheetosrawrz
      @cheetosrawrz 4 роки тому +2

      My thoughts exactly

    • @Mridula-d1l
      @Mridula-d1l 4 роки тому +18

      Even Kurtis uploaded along with them.

    • @plague6566
      @plague6566 4 роки тому +1

      Maybe an impostor type of thing bro seems kinda sus

    • @bladekick6405
      @bladekick6405 4 роки тому +2

      Lol I really got the two videos confused and forgot witch one I watched.

  • @TimTDM
    @TimTDM 4 роки тому +1584

    I am a fan from russia. The caption says “be respectful towards others.” And yes, panda-throwing is something you do everyday.
    Edit: in the TikTok, the pregnant girl says “are you insane” to the guy punching her

    • @serendipitygate9223
      @serendipitygate9223 4 роки тому +32

      Thank youuu!!

    • @omg_its_styx993
      @omg_its_styx993 4 роки тому +16

      Is he famous in Russia

    • @--___---
      @--___--- 4 роки тому +30

      О боже, кто-то из России. Почему у нас так мало его фанов :с

    • @anastasiarahavitskaya5324
      @anastasiarahavitskaya5324 4 роки тому +17

      @@--___--- наверное, просто не все лазят по западному Ютубу :(
      У нас не так уж много людей, знающих английский на достаточном уровне для понимания англоязычных видео

    • @mwapeg
      @mwapeg 4 роки тому +2

      So what does the panda throwing mean?

  • @anxiousaardvark1923
    @anxiousaardvark1923 4 роки тому +21651

    Danny looks like he is about to go golfing with his rich dad

    • @luisabrunialti5714
      @luisabrunialti5714 4 роки тому +1934

      his vampire mafia leader rich dad

    • @GabrielaEmerique
      @GabrielaEmerique 4 роки тому +592

      His Kurtis rich rich daddy who plays golf 🤔

    • @simone635
      @simone635 4 роки тому +107

      PLEASE

    • @simone635
      @simone635 4 роки тому +65

      Luisa Brunialti PLEIAHAHSHAHAHAHAHAH

    • @gummidon1618
      @gummidon1618 4 роки тому +80

      I read goldfishing and idk why but that made more sense to me

  • @LordOfElysium
    @LordOfElysium 3 роки тому +317

    He is condoning sexual harrasment, i mean, the way he was “huging”...

    • @CJ-iz3mp
      @CJ-iz3mp 3 роки тому +64

      Danny's like "hmmm "this state"... guess its social commentary about the pandemic!" no it's not, Danny. the dude's hard, Danny.

    • @sakuranovaryan9261
      @sakuranovaryan9261 3 роки тому +31

      He doesn't know what he's doing that's the worst part of it...just a tiktoker who makes girls do sexual things and hugs them from behind for "content"

    • @timemast3r
      @timemast3r 3 роки тому

      Deez

    • @timemast3r
      @timemast3r 3 роки тому

      Ligma

    • @timemast3r
      @timemast3r 3 роки тому

      Candice

  • @likeapro4242
    @likeapro4242 4 роки тому +1045

    As a person who isn’t Russian, has never been to Russia, and doesn’t know anybody who is Russian and/or has been to Russia, I can confirm with 100% certainty that people throw pandas around in Russia

  • @sophiahanson1333
    @sophiahanson1333 4 роки тому +4438

    "Pregnant" girl asked him a question: "Ты что, больной?", which is translated as "Are you sick"? (meaning sick in the head)
    Actually, Danny found a goldmine of cringe here.
    Russian mainstream TikTok is one of the cringiest segments of TikTok ever.

    • @styxzayyad3854
      @styxzayyad3854 4 роки тому +203

      i feel like yall have not seen some mainstream middle eastern tiktoks-
      as a Lebanese person, we do have cool tiktokers... and then we have the chavs of the middle east.

    • @eveandaedrul
      @eveandaedrul 4 роки тому +80

      Never look up Turkish tiktoks.

    • @12345678abracadabra
      @12345678abracadabra 4 роки тому +77

      Indian tiktoks ftw

    • @CelesticCF
      @CelesticCF 4 роки тому +96

      @@styxzayyad3854 "chavs of the middle east" As a Brit, I'm weak

    • @rlawrence678
      @rlawrence678 4 роки тому

      Do walk the!prank next

  • @thatguy4996
    @thatguy4996 4 роки тому +774

    “Just takes this girls property and hackeysacks it into oblivion” is now my favorite line
    7:31

    • @Pinklemonaii
      @Pinklemonaii 4 роки тому +8

      It’s so weird I happened to read this AS he said it haha

    • @MrMan-bn3mg
      @MrMan-bn3mg 4 роки тому +1

      I agree

  • @evablack7214
    @evablack7214 3 роки тому +55

    ik its a year later but the vid at 10:48 , the lady is saying "are you mentally sick?" which i think describes the situation really well

    • @-chirpchirp-
      @-chirpchirp- 2 роки тому +6

      Should be the reaction of all of them

  • @thedonpurplemanradiohour2508
    @thedonpurplemanradiohour2508 4 роки тому +1927

    Drew gooden: *current events*
    Danny: THESE KIDS DID WHAT?

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 роки тому +12508

    If TikTok ever shuts down,we'll probably have a Vine 2.0 scenario where all its creators move to UA-cam, for better or for worse.

    • @choerryerim
      @choerryerim 4 роки тому +186

      true dat.

    • @schwoop5699
      @schwoop5699 4 роки тому +571

      I hate how you might be right

    • @2tiime
      @2tiime 4 роки тому +140

      oh no

    • @kraxkarkax
      @kraxkarkax 4 роки тому +248

      f o r w o r s e
      duh

    • @ohitsrusher842
      @ohitsrusher842 4 роки тому +96

      I got to a Justin Y comment before 100 likes im so proud

  • @milfsticker2828
    @milfsticker2828 4 роки тому +776

    As a Russian, I can confirm that I'm stuck in his Backyard.

    • @haleykantor6409
      @haleykantor6409 4 роки тому +32

      Blink twice if you need help

    • @Ninonella
      @Ninonella 4 роки тому +11

      Me too. I'm standing here just waiting for someone to drop panda at my feet.

    • @ash_sch
      @ash_sch 4 роки тому +3

      Here's some candy, can I get a kiss now?😂

    • @Ninonella
      @Ninonella 4 роки тому +1

      @@ash_sch Sure 😂 Here you go 💋

    • @MuhammadHassan-tp1df
      @MuhammadHassan-tp1df 4 роки тому

      whos that dude in ur profile?

  • @viviend.8182
    @viviend.8182 11 місяців тому +9

    My aunt married a russian man. Apparently, it is tradition for the bride to throw a panda infornt of the groom's parents. If the parents pick the panda up they accept and respect the bride as a new family member. It was so emotional and such a beautiful tradition 🥺

  • @franksloe5087
    @franksloe5087 4 роки тому +521

    Translation is: "Approach others around you with a sense of respect"
    The pregnant lady says: "are you sick!?"

  • @sarah-san9204
    @sarah-san9204 4 роки тому +1360

    "I'm not perfect but I'm gonna die soon"
    Best quote ever

    • @beanybeanbag
      @beanybeanbag 3 роки тому +3

      We all are gonna die soon

    • @graceisot5
      @graceisot5 3 роки тому +7

      i love the pfp!

    • @sarah-san9204
      @sarah-san9204 3 роки тому +4

      @@graceisot5 thx! I like yours too ^^

    • @aname2122
      @aname2122 3 роки тому +3

      .
      *loud music intensifies*

    • @Mf-ue1ok
      @Mf-ue1ok 3 роки тому +2

      I don't think it's what it actually meant

  • @browhat9055
    @browhat9055 4 роки тому +5292

    My dyslexic self thought the title was “Bothering straight people”

  • @daa5865
    @daa5865 Рік тому +1

    6:56 it's basically the same, word for word I would say "behave respectfully with (your) surroundings (here it's referring to the people around you, I couldn't find the English word apart from social circle or something)"

  • @whistlingbanshee5038
    @whistlingbanshee5038 4 роки тому +350

    Danny : "If youre bored with your life, make explosives in the basement"
    Me, having just come from Drews Gender Reveal video : "No dear god please dont make explosives!"

  • @theoheinle3023
    @theoheinle3023 4 роки тому +822

    "I may not be perfect, but i'm gonna die pretty soon" - Danny

    • @abby566
      @abby566 4 роки тому +12

      @Kaden20197 hush your name is kaden

    • @verybored822
      @verybored822 4 роки тому +2

      @@abby566 lmaoo

    • @toastandbutter7367
      @toastandbutter7367 4 роки тому +2

      @abby is flabby oh damn- lmao

    • @silverMOVED
      @silverMOVED 4 роки тому

      me too

    • @lydialaeke6647
      @lydialaeke6647 4 роки тому

      When I get old I’m going to buy that shirt... no one can stop me

  • @13thewitch
    @13thewitch 4 роки тому +482

    I just wanted to clear up the setup of Russian/eastern European apartment complexes, basically your apartments are set up like 5 buildings in a circle and there's a huge peace of land in the middle usually with a playground at the side and benches and a walk way. So you're basically sharing your backyard with everyone that lives in these buildings.

    • @Rat-ld8xu
      @Rat-ld8xu 4 роки тому +31

      I mean, most apartments don’t even have yards.

    • @PlayerTenji95
      @PlayerTenji95 4 роки тому +14

      Honestly seems cool.

    • @nonamej4237
      @nonamej4237 4 роки тому +4

      that sounds cool

    • @myriad_6913
      @myriad_6913 4 роки тому +1

      @@comichb it isn't

    • @alicem1961
      @alicem1961 4 роки тому +1

      Comic HB sounds classist

  • @izzywes9839
    @izzywes9839 3 роки тому +32

    “I may not be perfect but I’m am gonna die now” - 5:12

  • @muhammadqureshi932
    @muhammadqureshi932 4 роки тому +4791

    Danny looks like an old Cuban uncle because of his shirt

  • @aprilludgate9687
    @aprilludgate9687 4 роки тому +17366

    Danny you kinda look like a LaCroix today

    • @snigdha8906
      @snigdha8906 4 роки тому +739

      Why does this make sense

    • @yeye5801
      @yeye5801 4 роки тому +703

      I mean you are what you eat I guess

    • @311iot
      @311iot 4 роки тому +280

      Now that you say it...

    • @Steve-fp6gz
      @Steve-fp6gz 4 роки тому +86

      Uncle but he drinks it

    • @SomeRobyn
      @SomeRobyn 4 роки тому +193

      Wrong channel....

  • @nicolenicky720
    @nicolenicky720 4 роки тому +980

    10:21 the "pregnant" lady literally said "Are you sick in the head?!" So yKnow

  • @_-NatureMations-_
    @_-NatureMations-_ 7 місяців тому +3

    9:03 I LOVE this reaction what 😭😭

  • @nubnubbington4666
    @nubnubbington4666 4 роки тому +986

    Feeding candy to people: The girls wanna smooch
    *and the guys wanna leave*

    • @ahhh4117
      @ahhh4117 4 роки тому +13

      Man this explains why I don’t have bf

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 роки тому +3

      I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on UA-cam, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear nub

    • @CoralineDowntheLine
      @CoralineDowntheLine 4 роки тому +6

      @@AxxLAfriku i- what???? What the joke was supposed to???? Be?? Dude??

    • @tneier
      @tneier 4 роки тому +1

      luna sweetwood idk if he’s joking but he’s definitely not famous

    • @Kyle-gw6qp
      @Kyle-gw6qp 4 роки тому +1

      @@CoralineDowntheLine he's a weirdo that comments on loads of videos.

  • @megan9972
    @megan9972 4 роки тому +2489

    Why does danny look like the uncle who barbecues shrimp skewers and thinks ketchup is a garnish

    • @sam.2094
      @sam.2094 4 роки тому +114

      That is extremely specific but you’re not wrong

    • @ikhouvanchips9127
      @ikhouvanchips9127 4 роки тому +32

      I- are you okay

    • @engineergaming1111
      @engineergaming1111 4 роки тому +21

      But wha- wha- but why is that so specific

    • @nelloed
      @nelloed 4 роки тому +19

      "you know i had to do it to em" kinda vibes lmao

    • @ravenroosterr3850
      @ravenroosterr3850 4 роки тому +13

      if he gets a moustache he would look like the Mexican version of that. not saying all mexicans have moustaches because that would be racist. only the mexican *MEN*

  • @Elite_Eric
    @Elite_Eric 4 роки тому +764

    There's no way you talked about candies for cuties on your MAIN channel Danny, that should be on your 2nd channel where you get a little wackier and goofier

    • @flzubuduuz
      @flzubuduuz 4 роки тому +58

      And also drink LaCroix, by any chance?

    • @manami3164
      @manami3164 4 роки тому +1

      I know, soon he might start doing stuff on his main channel, like drinking Lacroix

    • @danny8284
      @danny8284 4 роки тому +1

      Manami McNair That would be horrible!

  • @МарияГодуйко-е6и
    @МарияГодуйко-е6и 2 роки тому +9

    7:05 If you translate by words, it will be "Treat surrounding people with respect "
    I think this whole tiktok is a wise analogy
    If you make people do something for you, because you think, they must serve you, some day you will end up with a Man, who will kick your panda right into the camera

  • @lisastormo5803
    @lisastormo5803 4 роки тому +5168

    As someone with a serious nut allergy: these nutella attacks gives me anxiety

    • @bluerose536
      @bluerose536 4 роки тому +17

      Oh same

    • @zamzammahamed275
      @zamzammahamed275 4 роки тому +60

      But then a nutella lover here that finds it creep🤣🤣🤣

    • @jawes_music
      @jawes_music 4 роки тому +16

      As someone with a not super serious nut allergy, they did the same

    • @andrewbranscum7337
      @andrewbranscum7337 4 роки тому +9

      I have a serious nut allergy to but not to tree nuts only peanuts

    • @cezlock8209
      @cezlock8209 3 роки тому +23

      @@andrewbranscum7337 same here but the mention of “nut” is still a bit alarming anyways

  • @ironicappreciation4374
    @ironicappreciation4374 4 роки тому +979

    “What I haven’t seen until now is a content backyard” so you’re just gonna undermine everything Phineas and Ferb have ever done just like that huh

    • @silverdrag0n_
      @silverdrag0n_ 4 роки тому +7

      BRUH

    • @averyboyd8911
      @averyboyd8911 4 роки тому +7

      YESSSSSSSSSS

    • @dannyadams17
      @dannyadams17 4 роки тому +24

      they didn’t do that for clout tho they did that for themselves and their friends

    • @薇vern
      @薇vern 4 роки тому +10

      @@dannyadams17 but it was still c o n t e n t

    • @amsies2711
      @amsies2711 4 роки тому +4

      This deserves more likes

  • @narb3766
    @narb3766 4 роки тому +1165

    When she gave him a candy bar after he kissed her, she was just giving out candy for cuties

    • @EmilZo
      @EmilZo 4 роки тому +1

      narb 😂

    • @catto2280
      @catto2280 4 роки тому

      narb coc lol

    • @miaomiaumiaw
      @miaomiaumiaw 4 роки тому +1

      Which vid was the candy for cuties thing fron

    • @miaomiaumiaw
      @miaomiaumiaw 4 роки тому +1

      @Lady Succulent thank u baby

  • @deez2569
    @deez2569 3 роки тому +9

    "I may not be perfect, but at least I'm going to die soon" is a WHOLE mood.

  • @puppycharmss
    @puppycharmss 4 роки тому +7005

    please make an “i’m not perfect but i’m gonna die soon” shirt

  • @MariaTex3
    @MariaTex3 4 роки тому +2181

    I really don't like how overtly sexual he has the girls act in his videos. Especially since the context is so weird.

    • @daisyrk1387
      @daisyrk1387 4 роки тому +193

      It's just kind of like him fuelling his ego like "yeah all the girls like me I'm so cool"

    • @Petrslav
      @Petrslav 4 роки тому +111

      I also feel like they're young. Which makes it more weird

    • @trashbaby9000
      @trashbaby9000 4 роки тому +72

      They are definitely getting paid to do that

    • @oikawaishot5604
      @oikawaishot5604 4 роки тому +9

      humans breath

    • @daisyrk1387
      @daisyrk1387 4 роки тому +47

      @@oikawaishot5604 your spelling is incredible. Truly a man of incredible talents

  • @henriquepadovese4335
    @henriquepadovese4335 3 роки тому +3595

    That’s the horniest backyard in Russia probably

  • @jozefienvoets2744
    @jozefienvoets2744 2 роки тому +16

    8:02 this just made me audibly gag alone in my room

  • @АринаКарманова-ф3о
    @АринаКарманова-ф3о 4 роки тому +412

    As a Russian, I can confirm that we do drop pandas onto other people’s feet and make them pick them up.
    Yet another tradition

    • @Nono-lf1ex
      @Nono-lf1ex 4 роки тому

      XDDDDD

    • @badilyn149
      @badilyn149 4 роки тому +1

      Арина Карманова same here I am a real Russian as well

    • @gayathrib.prachod1859
      @gayathrib.prachod1859 4 роки тому +2

      Thankyou. Very insightful.

    • @azaliatim7652
      @azaliatim7652 4 роки тому

      So annoying, isn’t it ?

    • @anniedangerface
      @anniedangerface 4 роки тому +2

      Привет, я немного понимаю по-русски!

  • @_bonniegirl_fnab8938
    @_bonniegirl_fnab8938 4 роки тому +709

    “The backyardigans.”
    Me: *starts to get war flashbacks*

    • @EmilZo
      @EmilZo 4 роки тому +6

      _BonnieGirl_ FNaB dame 😂

    • @rat3905
      @rat3905 4 роки тому +14

      i misread that as "starts to get star wars flashbacks" im so dumb

    • @thegamingdeku
      @thegamingdeku 4 роки тому +3

      You spelled backyardigans wrong

    • @_bonniegirl_fnab8938
      @_bonniegirl_fnab8938 4 роки тому +3

      @@thegamingdeku Oh crap thanks 😅

    • @angiefortuna162
      @angiefortuna162 4 роки тому

      Same

  • @RayhartTwins
    @RayhartTwins 4 роки тому +8097

    Never thought it would be possible to make straight american tik tok look tolerable.

  • @silly_slimeball
    @silly_slimeball 11 місяців тому +1

    6:01 the music gives me flash backs 😔

  • @jacek2354
    @jacek2354 4 роки тому +1073

    imagine being named greg and then watching this and him saying “Hey greg”

    • @link1864
      @link1864 4 роки тому +87

      My name isnt greg but as a greg this hits

    • @ruthannemarie2668
      @ruthannemarie2668 4 роки тому +113

      What do you mean? We’re all Greg

    • @jacek2354
      @jacek2354 4 роки тому +11

      Ruthanne Marie that’s not what i mean-😭

    • @ruthannemarie2668
      @ruthannemarie2668 4 роки тому +35

      【suhnshine】 I know... I’m being obnoxious

    • @avrilpinto3262
      @avrilpinto3262 4 роки тому +9

      That's the point

  • @madismith1884
    @madismith1884 4 роки тому +1492

    “Candies for cuties” was a forgotten memory that I appreciated finding again

    • @ciarakolb4627
      @ciarakolb4627 4 роки тому +7

      Yes I did 😏

    • @cybercube4436
      @cybercube4436 4 роки тому +35

      Ikr, i was confused for a second like "why do I know that phrase?" then I remembered 😂

    • @krystalex
      @krystalex 4 роки тому +25

      @@aayushiparmar7597 the ideal man of the future

    • @Darvoth
      @Darvoth 4 роки тому +1

      Can’t believe that was this year

    • @oppositeeto
      @oppositeeto 4 роки тому +4

      Candies for clout

  • @shnugglebugs5524
    @shnugglebugs5524 4 роки тому +1418

    You singing wap sounded exactly like a dad singing it-

  • @first_innpression
    @first_innpression 2 роки тому +16

    10:51 In Russian it wasn’t suppose to mean “rocking-chair” but the slang word meaning “gym”. Funny how it was autotranslated 😄

  • @PJ-si4zr
    @PJ-si4zr 4 роки тому +226

    I was sleeping and this autoplayed on my tv and when he said “WHATS UP GREG” it was super loud and his face popped into my dream and I woke up terrified.

    • @radioworms
      @radioworms 4 роки тому +11

      Oh god

    • @duckmeat4674
      @duckmeat4674 4 роки тому +10

      And everybody clapped

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 4 роки тому +11

      Duck Meat because nothing ever happens and we’re all invested in the validity of a random UA-cam comment on a video about TikTok

    • @duckmeat4674
      @duckmeat4674 4 роки тому

      @@frostyskeletons8950 no clap for you

  • @Isthie
    @Isthie 4 роки тому +689

    This shirt makes Danny look like he should be playing shuffleboard on a cruise

    • @seans758
      @seans758 4 роки тому

      Very Hot - lol ok then

    • @jdbonzo1
      @jdbonzo1 4 роки тому +2

      Well, he do be daddy

    • @anaise4388
      @anaise4388 4 роки тому +1

      @@seans758 what was it

    • @cxbaltnight
      @cxbaltnight 4 роки тому +4

      Don’t click Very Hot’s link! It’s a dangerous virus!

    • @290subscriberswithnovideos7
      @290subscriberswithnovideos7 4 роки тому +5

      Hello kids, please do not click random links you find on comments. Thank you, have a nice day.

  • @orion2826
    @orion2826 4 роки тому +993

    TikTok Guy: *feeds candy to girls*
    Girls: ❤ ❤
    👅

    • @jeikobuappu
      @jeikobuappu 4 роки тому +48

      @user deceased Lmao straight girls don't want that shit either

    • @nutella7330
      @nutella7330 4 роки тому +7

      They even feed girls Nutella 😔

    • @bellenesatan
      @bellenesatan 4 роки тому +2

      @user deceased Steamrolled girls*

    • @aure4330
      @aure4330 4 роки тому

      Jeikobuappu
      They means the straight girl stereotype

    • @NopWorks
      @NopWorks 4 роки тому +4

      @user deceased So straight girls isn't a subset of regular girls now?
      It seems I can't keep up with the pace everybody else is running at anymore.

  • @dolgoruky21
    @dolgoruky21 3 роки тому +35

    0:53 Don't you dare ruin the good name of the Backyardigans!

    • @Jondicce
      @Jondicce 7 місяців тому +2

      The Cloutyardigans

  • @Satnanat
    @Satnanat 4 роки тому +844

    I read the title as “straight up butchering people” and didn’t even question it.

    • @sammy-xd4ds
      @sammy-xd4ds 4 роки тому +26

      Das what being a Greg is like 😌

    • @aknewlin
      @aknewlin 4 роки тому +15

      Welcome to Greg

    • @riagoyal9539
      @riagoyal9539 4 роки тому +31

      i read it as "the straights bothering people" and thought what the hell did they do now

    • @xylerkajiyama7544
      @xylerkajiyama7544 4 роки тому

      Wouldn’t care anyway

    • @Dski190
      @Dski190 4 роки тому +1

      666th like on october 🎃

  • @cringeloser222
    @cringeloser222 4 роки тому +576

    Him: harassing people
    Also him: wHy tHeY mAd

  • @marsbars2286
    @marsbars2286 4 роки тому +5135

    aren’t
    arent every single one of his tiktoks just
    harassment?

    • @hornetisvoider
      @hornetisvoider 3 роки тому +33

      What @holly said

    • @zeyna4
      @zeyna4 3 роки тому +35

      theyre clearly staged no one actually acts like that when someone walks up to you like that

    • @sakuranovaryan9261
      @sakuranovaryan9261 3 роки тому +130

      @@holly___ thank go they were but I hope no kid gets inspired by this and does this in real life

    • @jovie8534
      @jovie8534 3 роки тому +1

      Moomin

    • @moldysangwhich
      @moldysangwhich 3 роки тому +82

      @@sakuranovaryan9261
      Yeah, that’s my main issue. So many kids on Tiktok will think it’s ok to harass people like this. Disgusting

  • @onyx243
    @onyx243 Рік тому +1

    6:57 this actually correctly translates to "Treat others with respect"
    so basically the same thing but the translate thing made it shorter
    10:41 here, the lady said "Are you sick?!" Or "Are you sick or something?!"
    I'm a Russian speaker but I'm not too good with like, what the words actually mean? So their could either mean "Are you sick of something/are you sick?!" or "Are you crazy or something/are you crazy?!"

  • @fatillzau4988
    @fatillzau4988 4 роки тому +795

    "I may not be perfect but I am gonna die now" - Danny Gonzalez

  • @sarak6883
    @sarak6883 4 роки тому +3808

    I read the title as "Straights Bothering People"
    Damn astigmatism

    • @duhshi1575
      @duhshi1575 3 роки тому +281

      still true tho

    • @irongirltoni
      @irongirltoni 3 роки тому +156

      Well, I mean...

    • @liltick6133
      @liltick6133 3 роки тому +149

      I mean he’s kissing a bunch of girls but like also hand feeding guys so idk this is confusing

    • @lemonfork1152
      @lemonfork1152 3 роки тому +245

      @@liltick6133 Bi up bothering people

    • @TenderNoodle
      @TenderNoodle 3 роки тому +42

      Not inaccurate lol

  • @yuliyagunina2467
    @yuliyagunina2467 4 роки тому +857

    A Russian Fan here: we are usually very gentle with our bears and dropping your panda is considered to be bad luck

  • @redvelvetunderground
    @redvelvetunderground 2 роки тому +1

    The Russian in the tiktok caption at 6:56 "уважительно относитесь к окружающим" means "treat others with respect" which is hilarious given the content of this guys channel

  • @jordavi7501
    @jordavi7501 4 роки тому +3422

    'You could just waltz right into the Whitehouse, and right up into oval office'
    Danny almost predicted the future guys

    • @onelargeotter
      @onelargeotter 4 роки тому +49

      I was just about to make a comment about that lmao

    • @jordavi7501
      @jordavi7501 3 роки тому +44

      @@arjunator2688 incorrect sir! Bold assumption, but you've assumed poorly

    • @arjunator2688
      @arjunator2688 3 роки тому +1

      Cheesnuggers

    • @Onycato
      @Onycato 2 роки тому +2

      @@arjunator2688 how?

    • @somethingwithazinit8324
      @somethingwithazinit8324 2 роки тому +2

      @@Onycato Trump reference

  • @annroad1965
    @annroad1965 4 роки тому +3585

    I'm russian and yes, all we do is drop and kick pandas all day

    • @qtheroix9800
      @qtheroix9800 4 роки тому +180

      can u compare to australia we drop kangaroos every 5 seconds

    • @CaptainCoolzCT-
      @CaptainCoolzCT- 4 роки тому +115

      Bro you have it easy, in Britain we drop Partridges whenever we feel like it.

    • @dyuan
      @dyuan 4 роки тому +54

      my mom does this all the time, she is russian

    • @samjames915
      @samjames915 4 роки тому +23

      i knew it

    • @jamescharles5367
      @jamescharles5367 4 роки тому +119

      In America it’s actually really similar. We drop bombs all the time! 😀

  • @skye6971
    @skye6971 4 роки тому +4016

    Danny’s walking into the White House and snuggling the President joke hits different after Wednesday’s events

    • @fluffjuice5743
      @fluffjuice5743 3 роки тому +130

      @William Boles bruh wtf you on

    • @WatsonAndDaughter
      @WatsonAndDaughter 3 роки тому +18

      @@fluffjuice5743 Not the smell of little girl hair

    • @leelol111
      @leelol111 3 роки тому +81

      why have the replies turned into an arguement 🤠

    • @fluffjuice5743
      @fluffjuice5743 3 роки тому +28

      @@leelol111 Because someone said something stupid.

    • @LordSkella
      @LordSkella 3 роки тому +15

      @@leelol111 because that’s how the internet is all the time, cesspit!

  • @mikaylaesterhuizen4540
    @mikaylaesterhuizen4540 Рік тому +6

    I love that he puts the sponsor in the end so we dont have to skip to the og vid

  • @tunafish5462
    @tunafish5462 4 роки тому +1128

    Indian tik tok ran so guys like him could walk.

    • @charleyjane6009
      @charleyjane6009 4 роки тому +10

      YES HAHAHHA

    • @kashishk.9981
      @kashishk.9981 4 роки тому +19

      I m glad tiktok is banned here in India

    • @rexfanai9469
      @rexfanai9469 4 роки тому +6

      @@kashishk.9981 No. It's the only app that was entertaining during this Covid quarantine time. It made 2020 more worse when they banned it.

    • @jonathanriggs6599
      @jonathanriggs6599 4 роки тому +18

      Rex Lalruatdika bruh there are so many other apps specifically for entertainment that statement is just wrong. You’re literally on one of the apps right now.

    • @kashishk.9981
      @kashishk.9981 4 роки тому +10

      @@rexfanai9469 bruh indian tiktok "influencers" were doing no good than promoting malicious actions, while a big % of tiktok was all about toxic beliefs of society and agenda. I know it did gave a source of entertainment but it was doing actual damage too if you look into the bigger picture.

  • @1r1sb4ts
    @1r1sb4ts 4 роки тому +6402

    Everyday, Danny is slowly looking more like a suburban dad who plays golf and for some reason has a sweater tied around his shoulders and his hips and lives with his 2 children and his wife, living a domestic life as his wife prepared dinner, the rebellious son runs down the stairs with his skateboard, waved goodbye, and they let him go to the skatepark because he and his wife are both supportive of his hobbies; his daughter being class president, a prodigy, head cheerleader, and a young woman with a dream to become a chemist. He soon retired after both kids moved out and went fishing and golfing with his friends for the rest of his days.
    (extra parts in the replies)

    • @mariananava2854
      @mariananava2854 4 роки тому +219

      I need a second part. NOW.

    • @1r1sb4ts
      @1r1sb4ts 4 роки тому +1055

      One day he got a call on his phone, who was it? HIS DAUGHTER?!? She's getting married to her boyfriend of 5 years! He attended the wedding going down the aisle and finally sitting down. 2 years later he gets a call from his successful son who is now the ceo of 6 different companies and owns a popular clothing brand, WHAT?!? His wife gave birth to two healthy twin boys!
      Unfortunately 13 years later, his wife of 48 years has passed away in her sleep, he soon held a funeral for his wife.
      The rest of his days were filled with fun with his old friends! fishing, golfing, heck they decided to take a risk and climbed up a mountain! and at the ripe age of 93, he passes in his sleep, a beautiful funeral held for him by his son.

    • @cozygamergirlie
      @cozygamergirlie 4 роки тому +362

      Oddly specific....but accurate.

    • @fortunatelipbalm6252
      @fortunatelipbalm6252 4 роки тому +152

      @@1r1sb4ts This is spectacular

    • @boshlovely2002
      @boshlovely2002 4 роки тому +281

      The entire story is happy, nothing sad about it but the idea of aging and getting old makes me bummed and makes the entire story feel depressing to me

  • @rebeccagibbs4128
    @rebeccagibbs4128 4 роки тому +249

    "I've got grossbumps" was the only thing that made enduring these awful tiktoks worthwhile lol. Bless your work, Danny. It's keeping us all going during the end times

  • @klutz_stringz
    @klutz_stringz 2 роки тому +8

    i find dannys extensive and in depth knowledge of the lyrics to WAP very comedic

  • @suckit1335
    @suckit1335 4 роки тому +1113

    The guy whose dressing fashionably is just cosplaying as Billie Eyelash

    • @orsikocs
      @orsikocs 4 роки тому +14

      Eillie Byelash 😂😂 (I don't hate her but sounds funny)

    • @singletnt
      @singletnt 4 роки тому +56

      Not really. He isn't wearing the leaves on his head so it's not that realistic

    • @cinnomorollbun
      @cinnomorollbun 4 роки тому +3

      🕷👄🕷

    • @Anna-fj4dk
      @Anna-fj4dk 4 роки тому +7

      Its actually pronounced william eyelash.

    • @jakesouthern4050
      @jakesouthern4050 4 роки тому +7

      That’s not how you spell her name😡
      It’s bullied eyelash

  • @hotgrandma7564
    @hotgrandma7564 4 роки тому +391

    Danny looks like a middle-aged dad ready for BBQ

  • @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69
    @KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69 4 роки тому +790

    I'd like to imagine that all these videos is Danny actually kidnapping someone named Greg and he is forcibly talking to him.

  • @tabbyquartz
    @tabbyquartz 3 роки тому +6

    14:10 ITS NOT OVER I CAN STAY HERE AND LEAVE IT PAUSED.
    *sobs*