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  • @any_austin
    @any_austin  Рік тому +393

    Sorry I forgot to link the first episode here it is: ua-cam.com/video/shH3WytRNr4/v-deo.html

    • @anoobis117
      @anoobis117 Рік тому +3

      ⁿᵒᵇᵒᵈʸ ⁿᵒᵗᶦᶜᵉᵈ

    • @Bootleg_Jones
      @Bootleg_Jones Рік тому +7

      hey, just to let you know the rapidly spinning image of the sky in the outro was making me mildly motion sick, so you might wanna tone down the spinning a bit if you decide to do an outro like that again. Other than that the video was excellent as always.

    • @binkbonkbones3402
      @binkbonkbones3402 Рік тому +2

      Will you please start an unintentional asmr in games ambiance series?

    • @boobiesbutts4295
      @boobiesbutts4295 Рік тому

      reeves over the torches is a fire hazard.

    • @jotun.616
      @jotun.616 11 місяців тому +1

      Are these in a playlist?

  • @hyperfangz
    @hyperfangz Рік тому +5653

    give this guy a column in Whiterun Times

  • @Kipkat13
    @Kipkat13 Рік тому +3632

    Could it be that the Huntsman is a sort of bring your own meat establishment? The arrows for sale could indicate that it's intended for you to bring your own game. This would set them apart from Whiterun's other tavern and carve a small, yet unique niche. This may also explain the forwardness of the bartender, as he likely knows his clientèle and wants to explain the concept of the business to new customers.

    • @CetomimusGillii
      @CetomimusGillii Рік тому +2

      You're not far off. As I've explained to several others here, the Drunken Huntsman (or D-Hunt, as locals call it) is more of a pro shop and lounge that serves the Whiterun hunting scene. As elk are abundant and easy to spot on the plains in the region, "hunting" to locals means slamming mead until shooting an elk is harder than popping up out of the stream it's drinking from to take it with a greatsword. Sure, it looks like redneck tomfoolery to the uninitiated, but it's an entertaining rite of passage that keeps the town well fed. Most cities don't have a damn Cloud District, but our hardworking honest huntsmen lay solid foundation for the town's economy, and they appreciate a down-to-earth spot to lick a gourd and black out on some warm stones after a morning spent hauling a 500lb bull elk and polishing off a 30 rack of mead

    • @CrustlessKing
      @CrustlessKing Рік тому +820

      Yes, a private lodge providing a field-to-table experience. Less oriented around public dining and more toward member events, sporting goods supply, and hunter safety/educational/game prep courses. The centrally located spit would be for classroom demonstration and guided instruction on cooking the day's quarry after a successful outing, rather than serving as the kitchens for an eatery.

    • @matts9871
      @matts9871 Рік тому +161

      i concur with this assessment.

    • @jennaheiser625
      @jennaheiser625 Рік тому +354

      His partner (and brother?) has a meat stall in the Wind District. So BYOM would be very feasible!

    • @ao9688
      @ao9688 Рік тому +89

      You know what I’ve never considered that. Makes sense.

  • @AndersRose
    @AndersRose Рік тому +1485

    To give Candlehearth Hall credit they had a waitress...had...

    • @YourWaywardDestiny
      @YourWaywardDestiny Рік тому +359

      RIP Susanna the wicked, you were the nicest person in the place.

    • @soarvivalist
      @soarvivalist Рік тому +79

      Always sad when someone has to die.🤔

    • @itdobelikedattho8112
      @itdobelikedattho8112 Рік тому +39

      @@soarvivalist bruh that emoji made it sound ironic

    • @FrostyFoxDrake
      @FrostyFoxDrake Рік тому +37

      @@itdobelikedattho8112 Another one. Terrible. 😔

    • @NoxWyatt
      @NoxWyatt 6 місяців тому +1

      @@soarvivalistWhy the emoji?

  • @shinespider
    @shinespider Рік тому +2768

    I don't think the Drunken Huntsman is a restaurant in the traditional sense: rather, it's a club based on the communal cooking of meat brought in by the members, who are - of course - hunters. Revenue comes from selling hunting equipment, possibly supplemented by hosting competitions and events with entry fees.

    • @CetomimusGillii
      @CetomimusGillii Рік тому +301

      Exactly! I've been out here stanning for the ol' "D-Hunt" as the locals call it. This is the first good take I've seen so far! It's really more of a pro shop serving the local Whiterun hunting scene, which happens to involve a lot of alcohol and heavy weaponry. You see, open terrain and thick elk population due to lack of natural predation make hunting pretty boring without the added challenge of binge drinking and greatsword stealth attacks.
      Anyway, stock was low because HUNTERS ARE ALREADY IN BED BY THAT TIME! They ate up all the dinner because they have to be up when the elk are, no switching to night shift on a whim for them! And yes, the mead supply can dwindle, but everyone pregames pretty hard on the morning hunt, so they're more interested in gettin' a good gourd lick in before blacking out on the warm stones

    • @hafor2846
      @hafor2846 Рік тому +20

      And selling alcohol

    • @VeronicaWarlock
      @VeronicaWarlock Рік тому +128

      It’s also the ONLY place in the whole province owned by wood elves. Community gathering spot.

    • @DylanVA
      @DylanVA Рік тому +16

      Does this make the Drunken Huntsman the Arby's of Whiterun?

    • @tonys9397
      @tonys9397 Рік тому +2

      Yoooo i need a mod for this now

  • @nightfrostbreeze
    @nightfrostbreeze Рік тому +1054

    I like to imagine that Austin's character is still the Dragonborn, he just decided to become a restaurant critic instead of fighting dragons.

    • @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121
      @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121 8 місяців тому +72

      Quintessential retired Dragonborn turned white collar worker build lol

    • @Marlyjade
      @Marlyjade 4 місяці тому +27

      He is the dragon born who works for the skyrim census board and reviews restraunts as he travels. Truly just normal man mcnormal who can fus ro dah, but doesn't bother because he considers it rude.

    • @W4iteFlame
      @W4iteFlame 3 місяці тому +1

      I mean...makes a lot of sense

    • @PeteZa92
      @PeteZa92 Місяць тому +2

      I like to imagine he's done saving the world. So he's occupying himself by improving the quality of life in Skyrim.

  • @Nn-3
    @Nn-3 Рік тому +1353

    1:40 Nice bit of small town ambience how he stood up once the Argonian sat next to him.

    • @greasey8695
      @greasey8695 Рік тому +94

      Lmfao

    • @darkenedshrine6266
      @darkenedshrine6266 Рік тому +288

      that lovely, welcoming rural charm

    • @nom1489
      @nom1489 Рік тому +132

      Skyrim is the American South if it was cold confirmed.

    • @endlessemptyvoid
      @endlessemptyvoid Рік тому +57

      @@nom1489 Every race in the Elder Scrolls is racist, so Nirn is the American South.

    • @MrViki60
      @MrViki60 10 місяців тому +7

      @@endlessemptyvoid racism exist only in the American South. In fact white southerners invented racism as we know it.

  • @poppy3660
    @poppy3660 Рік тому +1158

    The guy in the drunken huntsman wasn't trying to give you aggressive service, he noticed you were making that woman uncomfortable and wanted to see if she needed assistance (she did, a staff member took your spot) 10/10 service

    • @The-Devils-Advocate
      @The-Devils-Advocate Рік тому +85

      Assistance, perhaps, but as Jenessa is mercenary, she could handle herself.

    • @Kris-wo4pj
      @Kris-wo4pj Рік тому +245

      @@The-Devils-Advocate yes but a good customer service protects its regulars even if they can handle it themselves.

    • @themk4982
      @themk4982 Рік тому +158

      Absolutely. A dark elf would obviously feel uncomfortable next to an argonian. I don’t even know how he got into the city.

    • @drachna
      @drachna Рік тому +122

      ​@@themk4982Why is the farm equipment trying to talk to me?

    • @phdonme1
      @phdonme1 10 місяців тому +20

      'Hey baby, you ever been with an innumerater.'.

  • @goobygenshingamer
    @goobygenshingamer Рік тому +678

    Unemployment government official by day, food critic by… day?

    • @Jh5kRadio
      @Jh5kRadio Рік тому +88

      he works multiple jobs

    • @rambbler
      @rambbler Рік тому +49

      An Argonian of many hats. When he goes to check the taverns he also takes notes for the employment survey.

    • @Atmatan
      @Atmatan 3 місяці тому +1

      Truly the uncle ruckus of Skyrim.

    • @W4iteFlame
      @W4iteFlame 3 місяці тому

      By choice

  • @miasma1718
    @miasma1718 Рік тому +514

    "it's not nice to see an apple pie on the floor" took me out

    • @FluffySylveonBoi
      @FluffySylveonBoi Рік тому +13

      I've seen a butterscotch cinnamon pie on the floor.

  • @LeahtheReds
    @LeahtheReds Рік тому +1838

    the empire really needs to set up a IFDA (Imperial food and drug administration)

    • @AntiKira20
      @AntiKira20 Рік тому +99

      Yes indeed. The amount of meat out in the open like this cant be considered sanitary at all.

    • @Atomhaz
      @Atomhaz Рік тому +83

      You milk drinker! No true Nord would want MORE empire. We should instead rely on the current SFDA (Skyrim Food and drug administration) to serve our specific Nord interests.

    • @AntiKira20
      @AntiKira20 Рік тому +120

      @@Atomhaz The Skyrim Food and Drug Adminstration is clearly proving itself unreliable to maintain sanitary conditions for its food. Its time for the Empire to step in and correct these mistakes for its agricultural future.

    • @Atomhaz
      @Atomhaz Рік тому +46

      ​@@AntiKira20 by the 9 divines I won't listen to such treachery

    • @AntiKira20
      @AntiKira20 Рік тому +32

      @@Atomhaz And what has Skyrim achieved....preparing its food and drink....this way?

  • @xlr20ice
    @xlr20ice Рік тому +735

    Somewhere, a Bethesda level designer unknowingly designed Skyrim’s top rated dining establishment. I hope they see these videos

  • @RangerJackWalker
    @RangerJackWalker Рік тому +669

    Candlehearth does actually have a server. But she gets murdered after a certain point as part of a trigger for a quest.

    • @QuigleTheGnome
      @QuigleTheGnome Рік тому +163

      They need to do better at hiring then

    • @hannahbun
      @hannahbun Рік тому +199

      Seems like the business is at fault, really. They know how dangerous the streets can be at night yet left her to walk home alone after her shift? I definitely won't be eating at Candlehearth Hall anymore.

    • @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121
      @emperorconstantinexipalaio4121 8 місяців тому +17

      If it triggers at all, considering how much a buggy sh*tshow that quest is 💀

  • @waterierStone
    @waterierStone Рік тому +608

    I feel like the drunken huntsman is just an archery shop where the owner also has a keg for people to get drunk at. kinda like how dairy queen is really an icecream shop that also sells burgers.

    • @robertharris6092
      @robertharris6092 Рік тому +112

      Its a hunting club where hunters bring their own meat in and cook it and hang out.

    • @tahirallita
      @tahirallita Рік тому +6

      *dairy treat

  • @Sleepy-oi3xh
    @Sleepy-oi3xh Рік тому +1047

    I’ve always loved the massive amounts of cheese just, on tables in Skyrim. Like sure, the rind is probably one of those inedible ones, but like put a cloth down man lol

    • @Sage_the_Turt
      @Sage_the_Turt Рік тому +171

      a cloth for the cheese is a great idea... call it a cheesecloth and trademark that shit.

    • @mygetawayart
      @mygetawayart Рік тому +104

      @@Sage_the_Turt sir, could you point me in the direction of the Imperial patent office?

    • @emsomatic4044
      @emsomatic4044 Рік тому +24

      Somehow cheese became one of my main healing sources

    • @Sage_the_Turt
      @Sage_the_Turt Рік тому +11

      @@mygetawayart i would, but you called me sir, so i won't... even if i knew.

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager Рік тому +33

      Even if it's an inedible rind, it will leave residue on the table. If their standard practice is to leave the cheese in that location every time it will definitely leave discoloration and an odor on the table

  • @formosaetc.8024
    @formosaetc.8024 Рік тому +1126

    I'd highly recommend while you're in the area, to take a boat from Windhelm out to Solstheim to see the Retching Netch in Ravenrock. Great story behind the name, much better than the Winking Skeever's supposed story. There's also a Dunmer cornerclub in Windhelm itself, bit run down but it's nice to see them keeping their culture alive despite their treatment by the locals.

    • @AskTorin
      @AskTorin Рік тому +7

      Yes!

    • @CetomimusGillii
      @CetomimusGillii Рік тому +153

      I'd hesitate to recommend the corner club to this guy. He puts a lot of stock into how places hold up to fancy establishments, and this n'wah just won't see the appeal, I'm afraid. I doubt he's been to Morrowind

    • @CrustlessKing
      @CrustlessKing Рік тому +92

      ​@@CetomimusGilliiA proper Dunmer Cornerclub wouldn't even allow farm equipment like him to sit at the bar, let alone inspect the place.

    • @CetomimusGillii
      @CetomimusGillii Рік тому +36

      @@CrustlessKing Exactly. Vivec forbid!

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager Рік тому +40

      If they're going to keep their culture alive they'd have an argonian slave bring you drinks

  • @scrub_jay
    @scrub_jay Рік тому +326

    You're like the Guy Fieri of Skyrim, taking us right down to Flavorhelm

    • @shook_man_18
      @shook_man_18 Рік тому +14

      underrated comment

    • @chrisS19019
      @chrisS19019 6 місяців тому +5

      Flavorhelm that made me chuckle really good one

  • @Halosty45
    @Halosty45 Рік тому +422

    It's really interesting to see how different the two 'cloned' buildings were. It wasn't just the bar shape and the bedroll, but also the tidiness of the things under the bar.

    • @Zabe_B
      @Zabe_B Рік тому +69

      yeah tbh it's kinda insane that they even bothered since most players probably wouldn't even notice

    • @SoIstice
      @SoIstice Рік тому +84

      For all of Bethesda's faults, environmental storytelling has always been one of their strong suits ever since Morrowind.

  • @Cyadragon
    @Cyadragon Рік тому +292

    10:25 "You trip onto the fire, and you could be the menu" (is in a wood elf establishment) (traditional wood elves are followers of the Green Packed)

  • @zacharyliles8657
    @zacharyliles8657 Рік тому +751

    Finally a channel for people like me who understand the true joy of video games: bureaucracy and logistics. Thank you Austin!

    • @lydellb
      @lydellb Рік тому +35

      OSHA audits are so much more fun when you're watching.

    • @nekad2000
      @nekad2000 Рік тому +17

      Food inspection should be a mandatory part of every game.

  • @MATAJADAN
    @MATAJADAN Рік тому +673

    As a loyal patron of the Drunken Huntsman, I hope I can explain what has endeared it so much to me and give it a few points in its favor. For one, the Drunken Huntsman is my go-to shop to trade, sell and buy weapons. They've always been courteous and have never been the type to swindle you out of your money. Most importantly, they've made me feel welcome as a Khajiit patron, which is so important when many establishments in Skyrim do the exact opposite. I think the attentiveness of the staff may have been because they're used to greeting customers to let them know they're welcome in a place that may seem otherwise unfriendly. I think it's just two brothers running the place, and if memory doesn't fail me they're also renting their upstairs attic to Nazeem and his wife. So I understand that from an official restaurant critic and public health inspection perspective, you have to be objective, but from a personal perspective, and judging it as a supply store rather than a restaurant, the negatives don't bother me.
    Thanks for your work as a critic-the heads up on Candlehearth Hall is appreciated. I was planning on stopping there on my Windhelm vacation because everyone spoke so highly of it! But now I'm thinking it would be best to choose somewhere else..

    • @kawadashogo8258
      @kawadashogo8258 Рік тому +48

      I read this comment in a khajiit voice.

    • @Rob_Thorsman
      @Rob_Thorsman Рік тому +53

      You're a Khajiit? Yeah, it would probably be best to choose somewhere else.

    • @frazzledazzle1563
      @frazzledazzle1563 Рік тому

      If you're taking a trip to Windhelm might I suggest New Gnisis Cornerclub? It's located in the gray quarter so it's a bit run down, but the service is amazing and they're much more friendly to khajiits.

    • @theprinceofawesomeness
      @theprinceofawesomeness Рік тому +54

      As an Argonian i know what you mean, Skyrims inhabitants can be crule to us, even then we haved lived several generations in it, i can't tell you anything about Black Marsh except any legends anyother stranger could tell you, but then it comes to the snow tingeling on my face, the sound of stomping giants, or the Aurora Borialis in the night sky, to have my heart pour out of it, it'll sound like my ancestorst went to shore with Ysgramor him self.
      The two brothers of The Drunken Huntsman have done nothing less than to make me feel welcomed and as if i truly belong here, although i'm not a hunter myself i have from time to time got to be in on some big game feast others have feld

    • @fingerblaster7157
      @fingerblaster7157 Рік тому

      How’d a khajiit even get into whiterun? Aren’t your kind not allowed in cities?

  • @PixelatedFlu
    @PixelatedFlu Рік тому +57

    I love the idea of a nearly naked Argonian going around Skyrim loudly talking to himself about the restaurants and bars while he ignores everyone else telling him to leave from behind the counter meant for staff.

  • @shitlordfm3345
    @shitlordfm3345 Рік тому +331

    i work in food service and i fucking LIVE for this shit austin lmao, thank you

    • @mrzombie1780
      @mrzombie1780 Рік тому +10

      You might like a game called Winkltje it's a medival fantasy shop game where you own a store similar to the pubs and shops in Skyrim selling potions, food and all sorts. Bit like Skyrim/Sims/ petrol station simulator mixed together.

    • @shitlordfm3345
      @shitlordfm3345 Рік тому +6

      @@mrzombie1780 This sounds super fun!! I've been needing a new game to play :-) Thanks for the recc!!!

  • @Blondzilla808
    @Blondzilla808 Рік тому +164

    The Drunken Huntsman is pioneering by bringing the Cracker Barrel experience to Skyrim. There's an untapped market there for shopping at your dining establishment.

    • @Sage_the_Turt
      @Sage_the_Turt Рік тому +16

      a more gamey take on cracker barrel

  • @jacksonp881
    @jacksonp881 Рік тому +320

    this felt like one of those restaurant tour shows. Especially because you "walked" to windhelm

  • @tposingukiki
    @tposingukiki Рік тому +183

    Helpful clarifications:
    • In the Frostfruit Inn, they decorate with Snowberry wreaths.
    • In the Drunken Huntsman, the actual meat is sold at a market stall, and all the meat at that stall is hunted fresh. It is owned by two young wood elves. It is a supply store, not actually a restaurant.
    • The “Sleeping Area” in the Vilemyr inn is where Wilhelm sleeps since he doesn’t actually own a house, and the other two rooms are for travelers.
    • No detail has been missed in Candlehearth.
    This one hopes this helps the friendly Argonian restaurant critic put a couple miscellaneous details into perspective.

    • @tposingukiki
      @tposingukiki Рік тому +31

      Note: none of this was meant to be an “Erm, Actually” moment. This one wanted to say “Yes, and”, if this makes any sense.

  • @jamieh1847
    @jamieh1847 Рік тому +405

    I was so excited to watch that I accidentally cast this to my neighbor’s tv. I hope they enjoy it as much as I did.

    • @kawadashogo8258
      @kawadashogo8258 Рік тому +59

      They must have been so confused lmao.

    • @graymonk5972
      @graymonk5972 Рік тому +39

      dude that’s my worst nightmare 😭 my neighbor’s master bedroom is next to room and i live in fear that one day they’ll get a random youtube video cast to their tv

    • @luckygallagladi
      @luckygallagladi Рік тому +33

      ​@@graymonk5972Why not cast one on purpose? Cast some creepy shit at 3am

    • @amasterofone
      @amasterofone Рік тому +8

      This is fucking hysterical

    • @Brittanysplittany
      @Brittanysplittany 4 місяці тому +3

      This made me laugh so hard

  • @user-kt3zv1cm5j
    @user-kt3zv1cm5j 11 місяців тому +26

    The "what're you eating today" and its just an entire raw gourd fucking sent me

    • @DiscourseElysium
      @DiscourseElysium 5 місяців тому

      I mean who doesn’t love a lick of the gourd from time to time.

  • @KahnKoyote
    @KahnKoyote Рік тому +125

    "To her credit, I did locate some of the fresh baked bread, it does look pretty good"
    *proceeds to steal the bread*

    • @azrani2023
      @azrani2023 2 місяці тому +1

      I laughed so hard at that bit 😂😂😂

  • @tomboyishruby
    @tomboyishruby Рік тому +70

    The sleeping area in the vilemyr inn must be for customers too drunk to go home who also can’t buy a room. The patron is laid there for easy supervision and is sent on their way at the earliest convenience.

  • @orangeposting
    @orangeposting Рік тому +205

    If you do this again you NEED to go to my favorite inn, the Nightgate Inn. It's very out of the way, real remote place. But the surroundings are beautiful, they have a small pond and a pier which I think should be taken into account. I believe they even have a wine cellar. So there's a lot of extra features compared to the other inns with the same standard design. I can't speak for their small details as it has been a while since I've been there. I just love the location and find the place very interesting.

    • @CrustlessKing
      @CrustlessKing Рік тому +53

      Nightgate Inn is worth the detour for sure if you're heading to the Pale from Dawnstar or Whiterun. I'm also partial to Old Hroldan Inn in the Reach, east of Markarth or south of Karthwasten. Very historical establishment and a welcome point of respite in an otherwise inhospitable region.

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 Рік тому +16

      I've heard tales of ghosts in Old Hroldan...

    • @j-skullz
      @j-skullz Рік тому +10

      Nightgate Inn is my fav tavern❤ I love going there and hanging out by the pond, and it feels like such a cosy place out there in the middle of nowhere

    • @SamDy99
      @SamDy99 Рік тому +4

      A wine cellar with a dead body ... hell NO !!

    • @bondthefifth
      @bondthefifth Рік тому +8

      Nightgate inn is essential when you are doing errands to Winterhold/Windhelm and caught a bit of cold outside. Setting up camp can be tedious in such climate, so nightgate inn is very much my go to place to get warm food and good rest in between the walks.

  • @orangesilver8
    @orangesilver8 Рік тому +82

    Candlehearth Hall to me seems like a place that used to be great. I mean we know it's almost 163 years old. Back then they probably had some great success, and with it they bought some of the great furniture and decoration, set up the kitchen and all the spaces, but since then new ownership took over and didn't want to put in the same level of effort. It's likely the xenophobia was there the whole time but everything else has really fallen from the time that earned it its fame.

  • @RedHorseArcher
    @RedHorseArcher Рік тому +144

    You should visit the local mines and craft workshops to assess the working conditions, the qualifications of the workers and to check whether the safety rules are observed in these enterprises.

  • @MaddieB
    @MaddieB Рік тому +97

    The Bee and Barb is a personal favorite of mine, mostly because they offer unique drinks that you can't get anywhere else in Skyrim.

    • @usernamemeh81
      @usernamemeh81 Рік тому +11

      got a little kitchen, and a storage basement for mead and food, which doesn't hurt.

    • @MrFartquad
      @MrFartquad 11 місяців тому +1

      Yeah but farm equipment runs it

  • @jenniferklein1707
    @jenniferklein1707 Рік тому +234

    It would be interesting if you looked at buildings for ADA violations

    • @courtlandfargo5251
      @courtlandfargo5251 Рік тому +2

      I love that idea!

    • @cormorantcolors
      @cormorantcolors Рік тому +5

      Agreed, as soon as he brought that up I knew I needed it in my life lol

    • @Sage_the_Turt
      @Sage_the_Turt Рік тому +8

      that might be too real...

    • @DrFranklynAnderson
      @DrFranklynAnderson Рік тому +14

      Call it “Climbing The Seven Thousand Stairlift.” 😂 I haven’t paid too close attention ‘cus, ya’ know, _escapism,_ but I suspect none of the business in Skyrim would fit my wheelchair. Might be worth dusting off the VR version to check, though.

    • @Crenga
      @Crenga Рік тому +12

      ​@@DrFranklynAndersonfellow chair user also fascinated by this concept

  • @sierranicholes6712
    @sierranicholes6712 Рік тому +180

    editing and vibes are peak on this video, and now i know what places to avoid when i want to have a good ol lick of the gourd

    • @CetomimusGillii
      @CetomimusGillii Рік тому +25

      All my homies love a lick at the Drunken Huntsman. The name is a hint, you don't notice their stock problems when you properly pregame. And the gourd service is free, so really felt like he didn't do this one justice because he doesn't understand the local alcoholic bow hunting scene this lovely little joint caters to

    • @FluffySylveonBoi
      @FluffySylveonBoi Рік тому +5

      @@CetomimusGillii I always properly pregame, which means I level up a lot before going to Whiterun.

    • @CetomimusGillii
      @CetomimusGillii Рік тому +3

      @@FluffySylveonBoi As long as you use those levels to kill Nazeem, your degenerate "above the law" Dragonborn ways can be overlooked

  • @Zotjad
    @Zotjad Рік тому +93

    I always register the Drunken Huntsman as just a shop. Very bad marketing, a shame for the heated floor.

  • @LordHookie
    @LordHookie Рік тому +15

    "Got some fresh baked bread-"
    "NO, YOU DON'T."

  • @confetti8160
    @confetti8160 Рік тому +49

    I never would have put it together, but the wreaths on the walls in the Frostfruit Inn are definitely made from snowberry bushes, the perfect "frost fruit". That décor is most definitely intentional, and I love that attention to detail.

    • @p00bix
      @p00bix Місяць тому

      Putting a wreath (extremely flammable with all the thin dried-out wood and leaves) immediately above a candle seems like a pretty serious Fire Code violation. And there's a LOT of wreaths and candles in Frostfruit Inn!

    • @confetti8160
      @confetti8160 Місяць тому

      @@p00bix They do seem pretty fresh, maybe they replace it before it goes too dry? Although that'd be a pretty big waste of fruit.

  • @MomoXMercy
    @MomoXMercy Рік тому +49

    Ivarstead is near where the greybeards live so it makes sense to have objects knowcked over - but that’s not an excuse for not picking stuff up- sometimes it seems that Klimmek is the only hardworking person in that town.

    • @azrani2023
      @azrani2023 2 місяці тому +1

      He sure is. Good ol Klimmek.

  • @politesse3914
    @politesse3914 Рік тому +18

    I feel like the frostfruit wreaths were put up (originally) by Erik's mom. It doesn't seem like the kind of thing a guy like Mralki would think of on his own, but he's definitely sentimental and fastidious enough to keep putting fresh ones up in her memory.

  • @icarusgaming6269
    @icarusgaming6269 Рік тому +26

    In Nord culture the hall is the centerpiece of any good communal building. Your meant to stand around the fire, drinking mead, telling stories, and singing songs. The tables facing the walls is completely appropriate since you usually won't spend much time actually sitting at them. When you have the Followers Can Relax mod, some LARP-ey player animations, ELFX, maybe a few custom bards to replace the lethargic ones they tend to hire, and you bring in a big party after a long day of adventuring, these kinds of places really come alive because they totally use the space correctly. The downtime creates some of my favorite moments in Skyrim when all the (unintended) systems come together just right

  • @nyperold7530
    @nyperold7530 Рік тому +22

    In terms of a fictional world, I like that they're not exactly copy-and-paste. Sure, the basic building probably is, but then they add touches that make them look like they're run by different people.

  • @fernwebber4829
    @fernwebber4829 Рік тому +39

    Yeah, it actually makes me wonder why that Dark Elf continually chooses to drink not only in that tavern, but RIGHT BETWEEN Elda and Rolff. Unless she does it just to annoy them. I would certainly respect that.

    • @azrani2023
      @azrani2023 2 місяці тому

      You have a point there.

  • @tdif3197
    @tdif3197 Рік тому +20

    I love the little interludes you added between the restaurants, really made it feel like a travel show. Rick Steves travels Skyrim.

  • @HEARTMACHINEPLUSULTRA
    @HEARTMACHINEPLUSULTRA Рік тому +56

    This series is so cozy, it's unreal.

  • @ImpsDelight
    @ImpsDelight Рік тому +184

    Did you let the establishments know beforehand that you're coming, or did you show up unannounced?

    • @Sage_the_Turt
      @Sage_the_Turt Рік тому +59

      i'm starting to wonder if this guy really is an official for anything and not just trying to get free food. could just be one of those bloggers who exploit their clout.

    • @AbstractTraitorHero
      @AbstractTraitorHero Рік тому +6

      He seems to be paying.@@Sage_the_Turt

    • @matts9871
      @matts9871 Рік тому +53

      random audits are the best way to observe the true nature of an establishment!

    • @bujustic
      @bujustic Рік тому +20

      ​@@matts9871"heads up, guy with a clipboard coming in - send the new guy out on a smoke break", I do miss the kitchen

    • @Andyatl2002
      @Andyatl2002 Рік тому +2

      @@Sage_the_Turt, blogger you mean logger right? Can’t trust loggers

  • @laurihavukainen7747
    @laurihavukainen7747 Рік тому +48

    The Candle Hearth Hall actually has a server (that get's murdered the second time you enter Windhelm in yoyr playthrough) and also a chef if I remember correctly. Also, don't forget the other bar in town run by the Dark Elves.

    • @dinobro4273
      @dinobro4273 Рік тому +2

      The cook is Nils, who spend most of his time splitting firewood just before the market.

    • @np4231
      @np4231 11 місяців тому +1

      That other bar ran by the dark elves is ironically enough, an imperial spy hideout.

  • @Ghi102
    @Ghi102 Рік тому +128

    I wonder if "meat on shelf" would be a health code violation in Skyrim. Since there's no refrigeration, I'm assuming all meat is butchered the day of and used very quickly. There's no time for bacteria to accumulate.

    • @Janoha17
      @Janoha17 Рік тому +116

      There is some refrigeration. Marise Aravel in Riften uses ground Ice Wraith Teeth to keep the meat she butchers cold.

    • @CetomimusGillii
      @CetomimusGillii Рік тому +90

      Well and as he mentioned, the main problem is that contaminated fluids are liable to work their way onto lower shelves. You might have an excuse for putting salt and/or smoke cured meat above other food, but even then, best to avoid the appearance of such impropriety altogether. But if it was really fresh meat, it will be at it's juiciest then, and there's truly no excuse

    • @tommarsdon5644
      @tommarsdon5644 Рік тому +45

      They have refrigeration. It's Skyrim we're talking about, one of the coldest provinces of Tamriel. All they would need to do is keep it outside the main room that's isolated from the cold and has a fireplace in it.

    • @toytacambery9427
      @toytacambery9427 Рік тому +42

      Skyrim is cold and every building would have some sort of root cellar, even though it's not portrayed due to game limitations (restrooms/outhouses are lacking for example). Also, the meat could be salted.

    • @chihiroisabelle8680
      @chihiroisabelle8680 Рік тому +22

      @@tommarsdon5644 He even mentioned it in the last video, you could just keep it outside. They could just bury some barrels in the snow and free freezer. The inns in Dawnstar and Winterhold could have backdoors into little areas like this for the staff to use.
      Other than that, everywhere except falkreath and riften has snow. Throw some of that in a well-insulated container and you got a fridge.

  • @quichee737
    @quichee737 Рік тому +43

    idk if anyone else has saud this but for frostfruit inn i believe they have snowberry wreaths so fristfruit could be an alternative or older name fir the snowberries giving the tavern an interesting backstory lol

  • @spicyananaspizza
    @spicyananaspizza Рік тому +17

    The wreaths above the horn torches look like a fire hazard

  • @PureReggae
    @PureReggae Рік тому +52

    A bit different but it'd be nice to see similar videos with RDR2.

    • @askinredroads5132
      @askinredroads5132 Рік тому +3

      Love this idea.

    • @matts9871
      @matts9871 Рік тому +2

      oh fuck yeah

    • @j-skullz
      @j-skullz Рік тому +7

      That would be super interesting as there is way more variety between the inns in that game rather being copy-pasted like a lot of Skyrim's are. My favourite is the one in Rhodes, I love going there to lose at Blackjack and hang out on the terrace and watch the trains go by. Just has a really nice vibe to it

  • @QueenViolet5
    @QueenViolet5 Рік тому +29

    I really enjoyed the whole vibe you had with video. The storytelling and editing is really well done. I would love to see more skyrim context. I wonder if you might take a look at some of the Jarl's kitchens. Who has a clean professional well stocked kitchen fit for a Jarl and how does their set up compare to the local tavern? I'd also love to see you branch out to inspecting the blacksmiths, apothecaries and who has the best court wizard, just all kinds of things!

  • @qmto
    @qmto 7 місяців тому +11

    I like how he’s eloquently describing the restaurant conditions and when he sits down, it’s revealed he’s an Argonian dressed in rags. Still, he’s a lizard with good taste.

  • @cryingcrane8173
    @cryingcrane8173 Рік тому +19

    I love the narrative structure of this one. I would watch a whole series of these! I wonder if oblivion and morrowind would give enough detail to analyze and talk about too.

  • @noewayart6049
    @noewayart6049 Рік тому +36

    Not enough gamers care about thr living standards of these games' world. True attention to detail: 11/10 gamer

  • @RyanHaney55
    @RyanHaney55 Рік тому +97

    You gotta hand it to the Dev Team. They could have done a copy and paste, but they added things like the red wreaths or the kettle rolling on the floor in front of a walking waitress ( 😂 ). With the racism of the bar wench, I don't feel bad about you nabbing some fresh bread off the shelf.

    • @hafor2846
      @hafor2846 Рік тому +10

      I think it's interesting how widely different some areas of the game are underdeveloped or developed with great care. A lot of the small towns are really uninteresting and even bigger cities like Whiterun, while visually interesting are somewhat underdevloped.
      Otoh, they went a great effort to add little touches all over some buildings, like the taverns. Probably different teams with different priorities and time constraints.

    • @dinobro4273
      @dinobro4273 Рік тому +5

      @@hafor2846 Definitely different teams
      Markarth and Riften feels developed despite of them being the seediest places in Skyrim.

  • @nicholaszacharewicz693
    @nicholaszacharewicz693 Рік тому +18

    I'm really enjoying the travelogue angle to these restaurant critic videos. Please keep this series going!

  • @thebeastslay3383
    @thebeastslay3383 Рік тому +124

    What if you did this with fallout 4 restaurants?

    • @pakhyeoncheol
      @pakhyeoncheol Рік тому +5

      That’d be fun maybe

    • @WaverlyKaddafewcharecters
      @WaverlyKaddafewcharecters Рік тому +1

      Genius!

    • @TheGIJew.
      @TheGIJew. Рік тому +12

      hell yes! Third rail would get a boost for Magnolia for sure, great aesthetics in there.

    • @hissingbeatles499
      @hissingbeatles499 Рік тому +23

      all two of them?

    • @formosaetc.8024
      @formosaetc.8024 Рік тому +19

      ​@@hissingbeatles499Well, I can think of a few. There's the Drumlin Diner, the Third Rail, the Dugout Inn, Power Noodles. Maybe you could count Pinelli's Bakery, Handy Eats, and Slocum's Joe in the General Atomics Galleria? Unless you fix things there, they have poor service, but hey if I was forced to serve in the same establishment for 210 years, would I be perfectly sane and working properly? No.

  • @Talesfromtheshelf
    @Talesfromtheshelf Рік тому +26

    I love looking at this as if you’re on a cross country road trip checking out different establishments ala diners drive ins and dives but you’re in Skyrim lol

  • @LeoparditusRecords
    @LeoparditusRecords Рік тому +16

    I strongly recommend checking out the tavern in kynesgrove, and the tavern owned by the lovely argoninan couple in Riften. And if you haven't been, Nightgate Inn is a wonderful stop, even with the rude bartender.

  • @cormorantcolors
    @cormorantcolors Рік тому +24

    The meat at 20:20 looks like it might be dry aged, so dripping wouldn’t be an issue in that case, but I guess that hardly matters considering the other health code violation on the other table.

  • @kyleburton9352
    @kyleburton9352 10 місяців тому +2

    An issue to note in Candlehearth Hall is that the stairs dont have handrails, which is an OSHA violation. Any flights of stairs with four or more risers must be equipped with a handrail.

  • @Kavukamari
    @Kavukamari Рік тому +20

    Ok hear me out, what if someone made a follow up series where they loaded up jaxons positioner or the creation kit to fix all of the issues and improve the restaurants of Skyrim, like kitchen nightmares Skyrim edition

    • @Spring_Forward_Fall_Back
      @Spring_Forward_Fall_Back Рік тому +1

      Omg you read my mind lol. I just started a new playthrough and was thinking about doing exactly this. :)

    • @Spazcakes
      @Spazcakes Рік тому +2

      I wonder what the Amy's Baking Company equivalent would be in Skyrim...

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 3 місяці тому

      You'd obviously have to do it as the Gourmet.

  • @necrogeneticist
    @necrogeneticist Рік тому +31

    people always talk about resident evil food, but we tend to ignore skyrim food the most

  • @Doncroft1
    @Doncroft1 Рік тому +3

    As a fan of both RPGs and small restaurants, I LOVE this series. Detail analysis is both funny and fascinating.

  • @maya.8462
    @maya.8462 Рік тому +17

    I hope he can make it to Solstheim one day ! I've heard great things about The Retching Netch !

  • @alphawolf8437
    @alphawolf8437 Рік тому +2

    Frostfruit tavern: those wreaths are a possible fire hazard being so close to the horn lights.

  • @aezorasroom
    @aezorasroom Рік тому +5

    I love this series, it's really conforting in a way. You're not over reacting, just a chill guy rating inns. I could watch hours of this, keep the good work !

  • @mommiesaurus
    @mommiesaurus 6 місяців тому +3

    This is unbelievably how I would actually feel if I did live in this world
    You are unbelievably aligned with how i would feel.
    12 years of Skyrim videos. I have never felt SO HEARD.
    Thank you.

  • @duckles9784
    @duckles9784 Рік тому +13

    These videos scratch a special itch in my brain

  • @Heartwing13
    @Heartwing13 Рік тому +9

    Drunken Huntsman is definitely a townie bar. I’m surprised Austin didn’t say anything about selling weapons and alcohol.

  • @renaigh
    @renaigh Рік тому +9

    Fun Fact; the "inn" of the Drunken Huntsman is actually the residence of Nazeem and his wife.

  • @brodysodon611
    @brodysodon611 Рік тому +2

    Candlehearth hall really took a hit when Susanna the Wicked was murdered. Definitely a grim energy when their ray of sunshine was taken away from them in such an untimely manner 😭

  • @spaceangelmewtwo9074
    @spaceangelmewtwo9074 Рік тому +7

    Alright, some more restaraunts to be checked off the list...
    In Whiterun, you missed Jorrvaskr, which is a bit of an exclusive establishment for members of the Companions, but it does market itself as a mead hall. Since it's an exclusive establishment, I expect good things.
    We also have the small town inn in Kynesgrove, the Braidwood Inn.
    We've got the New Gnisis Cornerclub in Windhelm, which is in the slums and doesn't offer beds, but it's a favorite of the Dunmer of the city.
    In Riften, we have The Bee and Barb, which isn't the friendliest place, likely because of the crime rate, but at least it looks nice.
    In Falkreath, we have an establishment called the Dead Man's Drink to check out.
    The small town of Dragon Bridge has the Four Shields Tavern to check out.
    On the road between Windhelm and Dawnstar, we have the Nightgate Inn, and when you reach Dawnstar, you have the Windpeak Inn.
    Between Markarth and Rorikstead, we have the Old Hroldan Inn, which is a nice piece of history. Apparently Tiber Septim once stayed there, so I have high expectations.
    In the small town of Riverwood, we have the Sleeping Giant Inn. Heard some rough things about the owner.
    Finally, if you're willing to take a boat ride to the nearby island of Solstheim, where you'll be dropped off in the town of Raven Rock, we have The Retching Netch, where you can get a more Dunmeri, specifically Redoran, tavern experience.
    I've also heard tell of a secret establishment in Riften called The Ragged Flagon that is somewhere in the city's sewer system. Imagine the health code violations! I've heard that the service and clientele are pretty bad too. Best watch your coinpurse.

  • @AviendhaR
    @AviendhaR Рік тому +8

    the WHOA reaction is hilarious i feel everyons reaction when they first walk into windhelm.

  • @Elrond_Hubbard_1
    @Elrond_Hubbard_1 Рік тому +8

    I would love if someone made a mod for a 'Skyrim health inspector' questline.

  • @napalmzombie848
    @napalmzombie848 Рік тому +8

    I love how the pacing and editing are all presented exactly like some form of reality show. I love it!

  • @7d4444
    @7d4444 Рік тому +3

    Knowing Skyrim, and just Bethesda games in general, I wouldn’t be surprised if the apple pie at 20:02 had just clipped through the table and ended up on the floor. Don’t blame the staff, blame the plane of reality they exist in

  • @cheddulous
    @cheddulous 2 місяці тому +1

    As I’m watching this it occurred to me that at some point in the future, there will be a game where you’ll actually be able to just role play as some restaurant critic and the game will react to your critiques.

  • @andrewredwine4396
    @andrewredwine4396 Рік тому +5

    As both a sushi chef in the current reality market and a Safety and occupational health specialist, i must admit that these assessments are spot on. Im more than willing to lend my professional expertise on such assessments, for the betterment of the adventurering folk

  • @isaacgould5974
    @isaacgould5974 3 місяці тому +4

    Funny how the person rating taverns is an argonian in rags.

    • @debdebberton
      @debdebberton 3 місяці тому +1

      never judge a book by its cover amirite 😤

  • @aliencafe
    @aliencafe Рік тому +4

    I just got home from urgent care with a broken foot and I cannot tell you how overjoyed I was when I saw this in my notifications! Exactly what I needed after this awful day.

  • @goopherfluff7996
    @goopherfluff7996 Рік тому +2

    dude this is GOLDEN. i know it is crazy and you'd prolly not gonna go it, *BUT* i wish to see same kind of reviews about all taverns of Skyrim, Oblivion and ESO. this would be like the dream content for me. idk how to explain it, but it gives me SUCH fantastic feel of cozyness i cannot describe. best of luck to you and your channel♥

  • @simoncollins69
    @simoncollins69 5 місяців тому +2

    The deadpan humour is very funny. Youd get along well in my country of new zealand as we all have this humour and monotone voices

  • @OnTheRocksGamingShow
    @OnTheRocksGamingShow Рік тому +4

    The immersion of these videos is outstanding. You bring the exact right energy, and have just enough knowledge that everything sounds perfectly official, and it brings me joy. This and your employment surveys are tops.

  • @deviousdieselmusic
    @deviousdieselmusic 2 місяці тому

    I’m crying at work. My god you are the best pseudo governmental worker style comedy I’ve ever watched. You have the perfect voice and delivery for it.

  • @charlottegoldman3580
    @charlottegoldman3580 Рік тому +4

    I love these videos because it shows how detailed the devs were. The small differences between the small town taverns like in Ivarstead or Dragon's Bridge are so cool

  • @silvercandra4275
    @silvercandra4275 10 місяців тому +1

    If I'm not mistaken, then the bedroll in the BOH of the Vilemyr Inn is actually that of the waitress/bard.
    I think I remember her being from Riften originally, but she had to flee after a bad run in with the Black Briars, and the Innkeep took her in.

  • @serotonin.scavenger
    @serotonin.scavenger Рік тому +6

    The wreaths are made of snowberries, so you're right in saying that they sort of represent the Frostfruit inn.
    Also: you missed the Braidwood Inn

  • @Annathroy
    @Annathroy 8 місяців тому +1

    Regarding the "your back facing the door" I feel like you absolutely read me like a book. I am uncomfortable doing it but I suppose if I must I will.

  • @phoebe_ophie
    @phoebe_ophie Рік тому +2

    I remember when you had like 13K subs and were still doing Egg busters as your main content. Now you have 10 times that and you're even more amazing.
    Also, if you really meant what you said about being a server once, that's awesome. I really love knowing I'm listening to a working-class youtuber.

    • @any_austin
      @any_austin  Рік тому +7

      yea I’m still in food service. Managing now though because I’m a class traitor but hoping to be able to do UA-cam full time soon and go back to serving once or twice a week

  • @ccl1195
    @ccl1195 Рік тому +1

    I'm 5 minutes in and I'm really enjoying it. I'm honestly not even taking it as comedy, it's just sort of fun to casually listen to as immersive world building. Very creative take on things for some content to make.

  • @anttitheinternetguy3213
    @anttitheinternetguy3213 Рік тому +3

    As a Finn i really love your pronounciation of ivarstead! Even better would Be with The hard R - like scottish people say R!

  • @rairaur2234
    @rairaur2234 Рік тому +2

    20:30 I can't even, broke down laughing here, all the build-up was worth it lad 5/5

  • @Syrange13
    @Syrange13 Рік тому +2

    These really make me appreciate the love and care that went into making this game feel like a real, lived in space. The self defense hammer is such a lovely detail, and Skyrim is just full of stuff like that. Things you'll probably never think about or even look at, but it's all there and all buttoned up in case you do.

  • @woodyhitya
    @woodyhitya 2 місяці тому +1

    Kudos to Candlehearth Hall for serving dark elves despite the employee’s prejudice

  • @normal6483
    @normal6483 Рік тому +3

    The Drunken Huntsman feels like the Skyrim equivalent of a Subway in a gas station

  • @anonopossum
    @anonopossum Рік тому +5

    on your way out of the town make sure to check out the bar in the gray quarter, i havent heard great things but if its the only competition to candle hearth i think its fair to give it a review as well

  • @TheForbidding
    @TheForbidding Рік тому +4

    Would love too see more coverage on the 'lodging' part of these Skyrim inns/taverns and not just the food. From personal experience some quarters do not have doors or any kind of privacy. The staff will come in and watch me sleep, or there are heavy-looking deer heads (sometimes several) on the wall just above the bed that could fall down in the night.