Geoffrey the Dumbass: Brainstorm

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  • Опубліковано 13 гру 2017
  • The Dumbass and Man Georges have their morning brainstorm on the way to work.
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  • @Frogfish999
    @Frogfish999 6 років тому +191

    Chimponzi scheme got me good.

  • @RebornLegacy
    @RebornLegacy 5 років тому +101

    I always loved the combination of Man George with Geoffrey because it's like Jake and Amir, but with one small Amir and one big Amir.

    • @crackan
      @crackan 2 роки тому +11

      why does the big Amir not simply eat all the smaller Amirs?

    • @lulusobel8643
      @lulusobel8643 Рік тому +2

      @@crackan he only eats noogs

    • @_vindicator_
      @_vindicator_ Рік тому +3

      these are the Ben & Amir episodes

  • @TriforceTK
    @TriforceTK 6 років тому +328

    I don't wanna learn to drive today papa! I can't reach the petals!

    • @smokejc
      @smokejc 6 років тому +4

      love it

    • @Jstats95
      @Jstats95 6 років тому +14

      I WAS FOUR!

    • @SSS-ie6mh
      @SSS-ie6mh 6 років тому +16

      Your parents suck!

    • @AjCassells
      @AjCassells 6 років тому +15

      Excuse me! SAy that again to my face and I'll drive this car into a cat you fishy bitch!

    • @Legal-Canadian
      @Legal-Canadian 6 років тому +8

      TriforceTK FTFY: I can't reach the paedals

  • @williambjork2777
    @williambjork2777 6 років тому +137

    Cerebral Halsey

    • @Drarack
      @Drarack 2 роки тому +1

      That joke is cerebral and ballsy

  • @lowtdog
    @lowtdog 6 років тому +268

    Is this how they weed out the bad ideas before pitching them to Jkkae & Amir-Rand ?

    • @Thegbear
      @Thegbear 6 років тому +40

      Frawns excuse me, I think you’ll find his name is spelt Jjkae

    • @Arskite
      @Arskite 6 років тому +22

      The G Bear Poetic licence

    • @blink182izawsm
      @blink182izawsm 6 років тому +28

      Frawns who the fuck is Jkkae? Do you mean Coat-rack Hurwitz?

    • @superanimeniac
      @superanimeniac 6 років тому +17

      His name is Rodrigo O! you fucking diva....you...you roach.

  • @michaelmuise
    @michaelmuise 6 років тому +137

    - Does Geoffrey have a million saxophones to give away
    - Here's a pitch for a movie: Jaws backwards. Sharks start throwing up so many people that they have to open a beach.

    • @Patronizable
      @Patronizable 6 років тому +24

      We'll call it Swaj

    • @jacoblessing7929
      @jacoblessing7929 6 років тому +25

      I wear the best clothes, hang out with the hottest guys, and yet I don't have Swaj.

    • @ReidTheRulesGuy
      @ReidTheRulesGuy 3 роки тому +10

      I can't do the tune now because I'm like about to cry, but the lyrics were the weakest link. It's so dumb why are you making me do this? It's hard to do it without the tune which was actually pretty tight, but I can't even do that because I'm sad as shit. But it was I got swaj, I got swaj, tell the world that I got swaj.

    • @Logjambam
      @Logjambam Рік тому +2

      "We're going to need a much smaller boat"

  • @howtobicycle3853
    @howtobicycle3853 6 років тому +62

    Now I have to eat the yams...

    • @climbitclimate
      @climbitclimate 6 років тому +7

      How To Bicycle yammms. Of all things I have to eat it’s yaaams

    • @pouriarajaee6811
      @pouriarajaee6811 3 роки тому +3

      Oooooooo oooo oo oo
      Now i gotta eat em
      Now i gotta eat em
      Eat the yams
      Oooooooo oooo oo oo

  • @theoffspring1232
    @theoffspring1232 6 років тому +216

    Start the sketch in front of where they shoot Paddy's Pub exterior shots and no Always Sunny reference? Ok Headgum.

    • @scottinbristol
      @scottinbristol 6 років тому +5

      Headgum moved to Philly? International Playboys

    • @nathanluen2485
      @nathanluen2485 6 років тому +5

      So much potential wasted

    • @annaheff7332
      @annaheff7332 6 років тому +16

      I’d like to imagine Geoff was picking up Man George from his other job at Paddy’s Pub which he is also not paid for, and where no one wants him around

    • @MattyP650
      @MattyP650 6 років тому +30

      The opening scene with the locked car door was a scene in Always sunny. You missed the reference

    • @Psychoconuts
      @Psychoconuts 6 років тому +1

      Matt Pierno which scene was that?

  • @aboutfacetheatreblog
    @aboutfacetheatreblog 4 роки тому +8

    I"m a simple man: I see Man Georges and I click.

  • @Kapuzenkamel
    @Kapuzenkamel 6 років тому +27

    binging with yabish was honestly hilarious

    • @Ryxn9124
      @Ryxn9124 6 років тому +4

      Kapuzenkamel cuz he's a bish, ya!

  • @jaredolives1578
    @jaredolives1578 6 років тому +42

    I really hope headgum does more of these Geoff and man George episodes

  • @AethusalaAeon
    @AethusalaAeon 6 років тому +97

    I like these guys together

    • @jasonlara6268
      @jasonlara6268 5 років тому +1

      Dusty Bradford yeah they’re funny

  • @joepool2246
    @joepool2246 4 роки тому +10

    Honestly the writing in this video is pure gold. Severely underestimated these types of videos before. Instant classic.

  • @OMEGAZTECK
    @OMEGAZTECK 6 років тому +41

    Yams! Yams! Yams!!

    • @drewdonahue123
      @drewdonahue123 6 років тому +9

      Javier Chavez now I got to eat em now I got to eat the yams

    • @itshayappenshay6057
      @itshayappenshay6057 6 років тому +5

      Now make that mutha fukin sweet potato. Laughed my assignment off!!!

  • @TimmyMcGowan
    @TimmyMcGowan 6 років тому +159

    A panzee scheme for this man's g-string makes the banshees cream
    I reverse cowgirled my stepdad at a laundromat

    • @calibmatlock
      @calibmatlock 4 роки тому +4

      Laundry day?

    • @Ather_sys
      @Ather_sys 3 роки тому +9

      Point is, i can afford to go to the laundromat

    • @ReidTheRulesGuy
      @ReidTheRulesGuy 3 роки тому +1

      @@Ather_sys you reverse cowgirled your stepdad?

  • @Barncore
    @Barncore 6 років тому +5

    "ok i love it, my only note is i can't see where i'm driving" hahaha

  • @xGrgicx
    @xGrgicx 6 років тому +3

    "Have you ever had to pee in a funeral?" ahahahahahaahah XD

  • @TuckerSpalding
    @TuckerSpalding Рік тому +2

    I love the idea that every day, on Geoff's way to work, he has these brainstorming sessions with Man George and then goes to pitch the nonsense they come up with, like the Infinity Vest

  • @beastmejster
    @beastmejster Рік тому +1

    He picks up George outside of the set of Paddy's pub

  • @patrick.sandim
    @patrick.sandim 3 роки тому +1

    hahahaha "i shorted kelp"

  • @LOLHICRONO
    @LOLHICRONO 7 місяців тому

    i dont take my eyes off the road as long as people in these types of skits do

  • @GreenbeanFloyd
    @GreenbeanFloyd 6 років тому +9

    It's like the El Train in Chicago except it's the band Train with their new frontman, Elle Fanning.

  • @ChrisLewis-gf8jv
    @ChrisLewis-gf8jv 6 років тому

    One of the best videos from Headgum in a while. Loved it.

  • @DanButOnline
    @DanButOnline 2 роки тому +1

    Chimponzi scheme caught me so off guard

  • @EpicFallOut
    @EpicFallOut 3 роки тому +3

    Let's appreciate the fact that they just almost died for our entertainment

  • @Ramonerdna
    @Ramonerdna 6 років тому +3

    BUT HES A BISH YA?!

  • @bootlegpersona8204
    @bootlegpersona8204 6 років тому +7

    This is like if two people dumber than Amir's character in Jake & Amir did their own version

  • @blubber608
    @blubber608 6 років тому +2

    that place at the beginning looks like the outside of paddy's pub

  • @drewdonahue123
    @drewdonahue123 6 років тому +20

    Where they in front of Paddy's pub

    • @krussy17
      @krussy17 6 років тому +1

      drewdonahue123 it literally is

  • @tiamta
    @tiamta 6 років тому +19

    It isn't Brass Tax. It is Brass TACKS. Tailors used to have Brass Tacks equally spaced on their work bench to measure out units of cloth. Let's get down to BRASS TACKS means, let's get down to the exact details (of how much you want).
    I believe I am owed some Saxes

  • @StuziCamis
    @StuziCamis 3 роки тому +3

    DID HE FUCKING PICK HIM UP AT PADDY'S PUB?

  • @jonandcharly
    @jonandcharly 6 років тому +1

    WHY doesn’t this have more views. Awesome.

  • @danielsmith-cm2vw
    @danielsmith-cm2vw 6 років тому +4

    this is good.

  • @elendiel
    @elendiel 6 років тому

    This sketch gets better the second and third time you listen to it. I didn't like it initially, but it's really starting to grow on me. You gotta appreciate the subtleties!

  • @asabry4126
    @asabry4126 6 років тому +1

    such a tricky boy

  • @jaredolives1578
    @jaredolives1578 6 років тому +25

    Were they filming outside of paddy’s pub???

    • @kingprimeKANG
      @kingprimeKANG 6 років тому

      Joiga Flats holy crap it is!

    • @TheDemigodd
      @TheDemigodd 5 років тому

      At the start holy shit I think you're right lmao

  • @BarginsGalore
    @BarginsGalore 3 роки тому +2

    Old Sheldon is actually an idea. If he’s that smart as a child and that smart as a young adult how smart would he be as an old man

  • @---GOD---
    @---GOD--- 6 років тому +1

    This channel doesn't get enough views man this shit is too funny

  • @Jonbutter
    @Jonbutter 3 роки тому +1

    "It's hard to say no, Chromeo style" nice

  • @TablePerson
    @TablePerson 6 років тому

    I love this

  • @vainwarlord8361
    @vainwarlord8361 6 років тому

    That´s awesome, yams!

  • @PogieJoe
    @PogieJoe 6 років тому +1

    These two have great chemistry.

  • @thedick009
    @thedick009 3 роки тому +1

    Wait...call me crazy, but where Geoff first picks up Man Georges at the start of the video...is that Paddy's Pub?

  • @redgreen2453
    @redgreen2453 6 років тому +6

    Teens love James Joyce

  • @biz.limpkit
    @biz.limpkit 6 років тому +1

    I am willing to fund a Kickstarter for them to make that yams song.

  • @LazarusIsBackBaby
    @LazarusIsBackBaby 3 роки тому +1

    I'm so glad that Mario van Peebles finally got the recognition he deserves

  • @heliumtrapeze69
    @heliumtrapeze69 6 років тому

    i love them

  • @JayMiV
    @JayMiV 6 років тому +9

    Why is he allowed to drive.

    • @awesomeguy2009
      @awesomeguy2009 6 років тому +1

      Jay Milligan You don't need to be smart to drive.

  • @rageboyRM
    @rageboyRM 3 роки тому

    Every time I watch this I lose it at the way Geoff lightly and gently slaps the steering wheel in a panic at the end.

  • @WonderlandCrafting07
    @WonderlandCrafting07 2 роки тому

    1:29 cant believe man georges predicted nfts

  • @mmcinerneyy
    @mmcinerneyy 6 років тому

    i love man george and geoffrey!

  • @claytonpalmquist
    @claytonpalmquist 6 років тому +2

    they used the street paddys pub is on!

  • @alZiiHardstylez
    @alZiiHardstylez 5 років тому +1

    Are you kidding me with that James Joyce reference, dude?
    Never knew you guys fucked with that early 20th Century modernist shit.

  • @pouriarajaee6811
    @pouriarajaee6811 5 років тому +1

    Now I gotta eat em, now I gotta eat the yams..

  • @WelhamGaming
    @WelhamGaming 6 років тому +1

    Same car horn sound used way back in Jake and Amir. Nice.

  • @NotMac
    @NotMac 6 років тому

    Sketches in the car are awesome because they have to do the bits without edits

  • @paryani6
    @paryani6 6 років тому

    Dope

  • @iliassalva619
    @iliassalva619 6 років тому

    Omg did they film the first scene outside the bar from always sunny?? That's cool

  • @Basher.G
    @Basher.G 3 роки тому

    It's like a conversation between 2 Amirs

  • @cleggforthewin
    @cleggforthewin 6 років тому +2

    The start looks a lot like Paddys from IASIP

  • @ids5621
    @ids5621 6 років тому +4

    Paddy's pub???

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 4 роки тому

    "I shorted kelp" 😂

  • @adeklin1027
    @adeklin1027 6 років тому

    All i could think is how warm it is in LA vs how cold it is in the midwest

  • @Wiljayhay
    @Wiljayhay 5 років тому

    Brainstorm 2 has to happen one day.

  • @WebbiestSumo306
    @WebbiestSumo306 5 років тому

    IASIP
    That’s awesome

  • @tayloreh
    @tayloreh 3 роки тому

    Cerebral Halsey and im dead already

  • @Hossyboy420
    @Hossyboy420 3 місяці тому

    Why is this shot outside of Paddy’s Pub???!?

  • @chikoneko11
    @chikoneko11 6 років тому

    wait isn't that the exterior for paddy's pub? omg cant believe I've only realised it

  • @Flourfiending
    @Flourfiending 5 років тому +1

    ITS A CHIMPONZI SCHEME

  • @roberthunsinger6989
    @roberthunsinger6989 6 років тому

    More pls

  • @krazykookykid237
    @krazykookykid237 6 років тому +13

    when a girl says hi and doesn't blow you #friendzoned

  • @larshole_
    @larshole_ Рік тому

    Oh shit it's Paddy's Pub

  • @anthony7960
    @anthony7960 6 років тому

    I shorted kelp! Lmao

  • @upperarmhumor
    @upperarmhumor 6 років тому

    "You sound like my fucking aunt"

  • @Mordecai9052
    @Mordecai9052 4 роки тому

    This must be the same spot where they shoot IASIP

  • @AMUDDERTRUCKER
    @AMUDDERTRUCKER 3 роки тому +1

    Is that the set of always sunny at the start?

  • @smokejc
    @smokejc 6 років тому +11

    I think it's funnier when it's not all nonsense. Feels as though it doesn't really go anywhere, it's just them doing some sort of weird word association.

    • @Shizzmonger
      @Shizzmonger 6 років тому +2

      totally agreed. It's like they just strung together a series of joke ideas into a sketch

    • @Legal-Canadian
      @Legal-Canadian 6 років тому +2

      Thelema I totally agree. They occasionally drop episodes like these where they go too far into the crazy that it goes from being funny to stupid. Sometimes it is a very fine line between them. I think the first episode with Man George (whrer he sticks Amir's hand into a cup of water) is the furthest they pushed it while still being funny.

  • @tev866
    @tev866 5 місяців тому +1

    Woah how did you guys get to Philly?

  • @CRAZEEDUDE18
    @CRAZEEDUDE18 6 років тому

    The set for Paddy's Pub in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia in the beginning?

  • @ChrisMenard
    @ChrisMenard Рік тому

    USC would be proud

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 6 років тому

    NOT THE YAMS!!!

  • @sethtigner
    @sethtigner 2 роки тому

    Was he waiting outside paddy’s pub?

  • @macaulaywilson7766
    @macaulaywilson7766 6 років тому +1

    Is that outside Paddy's pub at the start?

  • @natedevins7161
    @natedevins7161 6 років тому +1

    Jake and amir should please make my super not chill ghost roomate part3

  • @glumfounded3046
    @glumfounded3046 Рік тому

    Is that where they shoot its always sunny?

  • @lucozade8373
    @lucozade8373 6 років тому

    Where's the top the guy on the left is wearing from?

  • @RacleandRaHill
    @RacleandRaHill 6 років тому

    fight on

  • @belowaveragejoh
    @belowaveragejoh 5 років тому

    Their respective stupidity cancels one another’s out so that their sentences are at least coherent

  • @coreyperdue1966
    @coreyperdue1966 5 років тому +1

    Teens love james joyce

  • @markerenberg3439
    @markerenberg3439 6 років тому

    Does man georges live at Paddy's Pub?

  • @rasmusslagsvold6180
    @rasmusslagsvold6180 6 років тому +1

    Ate trice the maximum cap per passenge o the buffet. Don't ask do tell. It was on a booze cruise with Antoinye gooze. We did some more than unspeakable twins.
    It was acely rad you fruit

  • @sethtigner
    @sethtigner 2 роки тому

    Chromeo style 💙

  • @DeimosWannabe
    @DeimosWannabe 6 років тому

    Fucking A boys. Well done. Keep at it.

  • @Legal-Canadian
    @Legal-Canadian 6 років тому +3

    This just proves that going too crazy is bad sometimes. It is pretty hard to find a funny sketch without a straight man.
    Jake and Amir nailed it in the series since every time Jake went crazy, Amir transformed into a straight man.

    • @HauntingPeace
      @HauntingPeace 5 років тому +4

      They switched off straight man roles I don't see the problem

  • @eaglesquirrel6718
    @eaglesquirrel6718 2 роки тому

    Holy shit they invented nfts

  • @matiasreba
    @matiasreba 6 років тому

    These all sound like Dave's Twinnovation pitches

  • @bonedamage
    @bonedamage 6 років тому

    Sometimes mangeorge feels out of place, but this episode was perfect.

  • @zachwoudstra1575
    @zachwoudstra1575 5 років тому

    Used to be one of my least favorites but honestly aged like a fine wine or cheese.. headgums finest

  • @JeromeBeckett
    @JeromeBeckett 2 роки тому

    1:49 Charlie Puth stole his entire TikTok from Geoff

  • @sonicrushXII
    @sonicrushXII 2 роки тому

    hahaha Chimponzi scheme!