Geoffrey the Dumbass: Aladdin Audition

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  • Опубліковано 19 лип 2017
  • Geoff tapes an audition for Disney's upcoming Aladdin, for some reason.
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  • @rnjbond
    @rnjbond 7 років тому +500

    I have admired you from afar.
    Scratch that, I have Aladdined you from Jafar.

    • @DendyJungle
      @DendyJungle 7 років тому +34

      rnjbond is that good to comment?

    • @rnjbond
      @rnjbond 7 років тому +63

      Girls love that Disney shit, really, stop second-guessing me.

    • @dixiecronin7791
      @dixiecronin7791 3 роки тому +9

      I would love to take you out to a meal of sushi!

    • @cheenewah
      @cheenewah 3 роки тому +3

      You seem like a pimp and a cool. Are these cords too tight?

    • @hittingyouoverthehead
      @hittingyouoverthehead 3 роки тому +7

      @@dixiecronin7791 My treat, If you would treat me..t to a seat... on your face.
      Love.....
      Jake!

  • @viralarchitect
    @viralarchitect 7 років тому +260

    "Meet me outdoors. How's that sound?"

  • @TimmyMcGowan
    @TimmyMcGowan 7 років тому +558

    this series gets funnier when you imagine Geoffrey as the grown up version of the baby Amir stole and then raised in the J&A episode baby bjorn

    • @airsoftBlaine
      @airsoftBlaine 7 років тому +3

      Timmy McGowan hahhaahah

    • @brandonwilcox7411
      @brandonwilcox7411 7 років тому +46

      Timmy McGowan Oh my god, it's Bjorn! Without his baby bjorn?!? I wonder what day he was bjorn?

    • @thagrammarnazi
      @thagrammarnazi 7 років тому +25

      Brandon Wilcox Favourite tennis player? Patrick...Rafter. He was a Bjorn winner.

    • @DarkOkamiAlpha
      @DarkOkamiAlpha 7 років тому +12

      what's that movie with the air bjorn illness?

    • @wonderland2010
      @wonderland2010 7 років тому +13

      Isnt that right you little pig shit

  • @travelingtravelor
    @travelingtravelor 6 років тому +42

    "are you doing crowd work in your audition tape" lmao

  • @samcavanagh7993
    @samcavanagh7993 4 роки тому +26

    Interior: I DON'T GIVE A FLAMING FART

  • @NougatCN
    @NougatCN 4 роки тому +37

    He was able to run downstairs and get into Amir’s car, start it, and then continue to parallel park it perfectly in under a second. Amazeballs

  • @severalsedrack
    @severalsedrack 7 років тому +128

    "That's a C bubble on a True-False quiz, missy."

    • @severalsedrack
      @severalsedrack 7 років тому +27

      That's not an option

    • @wonderland2010
      @wonderland2010 7 років тому +12

      Its never been.

    • @dixiecronin7791
      @dixiecronin7791 3 роки тому +3

      I feel like that's the best line I've ever seen in a UA-cam video, ever, and I've been waiting for the perfect time to use it in real life. I honestly applaud the writer of Noir

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 2 роки тому

      @@dixiecronin7791 At least in the beggining Geoff wrote every Dumbass episode. I don't know if he got help with Noir though.

  • @mariabrown6926
    @mariabrown6926 7 років тому +73

    *MEET ME OUTDOORS, HOW'S THAT SOUND?*

  • @mariabrown6926
    @mariabrown6926 7 років тому +65

    No kidding Geoff would make an amazing Aladdin

  • @Thomas-hh2yu
    @Thomas-hh2yu 3 роки тому +10

    "My hopes and dreams? They've never been."
    Same Geoff, same

  • @G_Rez
    @G_Rez 7 років тому +36

    This battery operates in a strange manner

  • @mattsmith3049
    @mattsmith3049 7 років тому +7

    Even when the camera is blurred, we know exactly what facial expression he's pulling. Beautiful.

  • @danielsmith-cm2vw
    @danielsmith-cm2vw 7 років тому +85

    it's never been

    • @jacobreed953
      @jacobreed953 7 років тому

      daniel smith Which episode was that from again? I just remember cracking up at that haha

    • @danielsmith-cm2vw
      @danielsmith-cm2vw 7 років тому

      Jacob Reed This one! He says it right near the beginning

    • @jacobreed953
      @jacobreed953 7 років тому +1

      daniel smith I'm like 90% sure he says that in another video though, I could have sworn I remember him saying that before

    • @wonderland2010
      @wonderland2010 7 років тому +3

      emojis. "my favorite emoji. it's never been."

    • @alexpattle96
      @alexpattle96 7 років тому

      he says it in loads!

  • @YourPalJamieEllis
    @YourPalJamieEllis 7 років тому +42

    A leading role for this warm hole makes the ladies slide down that pole
    I Dutch-ovened my Scoutmaster at a gospel brunch

    • @aidsdoh8286
      @aidsdoh8286 5 років тому +1

      i fingerbanged an octopus in a cemetery.

    • @markkittel44
      @markkittel44 5 років тому +1

      You. Dutch ovened a scoutmaster?
      At a gospel brunch! The point is ibget invited to brunches.
      Were you? Invited I mean?
      Not that one. The point is I get invited to other brunches.

    • @franklinbadge1215
      @franklinbadge1215 3 роки тому

      Sacreligious!

  • @fyukfy2366
    @fyukfy2366 7 років тому +19

    holy shit, its andy blume

  • @dynaboyjl.4220
    @dynaboyjl.4220 5 років тому +6

    Ive been thinking of “I can show you my car, Park it perfectly next tothecurb” all week

    • @Petey5544
      @Petey5544 4 роки тому +1

      I came back to say this, the meter haunts me and I crave more

  • @BeniM
    @BeniM 7 років тому +10

    That camera ran out of battery really fast

  • @alexpattle96
    @alexpattle96 7 років тому +6

    Even the thumbnail had me cracking up

  • @andrewfarias287
    @andrewfarias287 4 роки тому +3

    "My name is Whacky Clit and I love ribs, baby back and otherwise, steamed is fine, too cold will do, just right... too tight."

  • @Tobiasberger
    @Tobiasberger 4 роки тому +2

    I loved the : are you doing crowd work in your audition?😂

  • @jackfeneley9768
    @jackfeneley9768 7 років тому +1

    2 hilarious episodes back to back? Love it!!

  • @Zanesh
    @Zanesh 7 років тому +16

    yo Harris Ansari would make a GREAT Aladdin (and he'd probably be cool with being paid in cinnabons)

  • @diquandaniel7953
    @diquandaniel7953 7 років тому +5

    I died after "My hopes & dreams? ...They've never been"
    This is a posthumous comment.

  • @NotMac
    @NotMac 7 років тому +5

    Amir's exasperation about how Geoff likes his ribs was amazing

  • @stairedblanket
    @stairedblanket 7 років тому +1

    My life is quite figuratively being sustained by these... these HeadGum videos!

  • @nickymarshall4055
    @nickymarshall4055 7 років тому +10

    "I'm showing range... Miguel"

  • @CpttCanada
    @CpttCanada 7 років тому +2

    Come to Toronto! And keep making this series, I love it!

  • @zestyzucchini57
    @zestyzucchini57 3 роки тому +2

    imagine seeing geoff in real life and he's literally above six foot tall and dude just towers over you in his mass of denim and muscle

  • @FrankStJohn-xw2wu
    @FrankStJohn-xw2wu 7 років тому +5

    FOR THE LOVE OF GOD COME TO FLORIDA

  • @ramifaroush1193
    @ramifaroush1193 4 роки тому

    The beginning of the video is absolute genius 🤣🤣👌

  • @Enzombie
    @Enzombie 7 років тому +2

    "MY NAME IS AMIR"

  • @CpttCanada
    @CpttCanada 7 років тому +9

    Why the hell does Amir keep on interrupting? For fuck sakes man figure it out!

    • @shmendusel
      @shmendusel 6 років тому +1

      do you mean rod? he's a troll

    • @CpttCanada
      @CpttCanada 6 років тому +1

      +Dobeye The asdasd lmao fucking Rod.

  • @kylesanders3129
    @kylesanders3129 7 років тому +8

    Shoutout to Aziz's little cousin Harris!

    • @BeniM
      @BeniM 7 років тому

      I don’t think anyone will get this lol (besides me)

  • @crabmanster
    @crabmanster 3 роки тому +1

    I can't believe Miguel was being such a diva roach to Aladdin.

  • @kokopelli6832
    @kokopelli6832 7 років тому +2

    I'd like to see him audition for the roll of Aphie the Aphid in the Blockbuster film: A Bug's Life Two: The Squeaquel

  • @DrJWBurch
    @DrJWBurch 7 років тому +1

    Come to the Edinburgh fringe festival, biggest comedy and arts festival in the world! Lasts one month!

  • @SeraphsWitness
    @SeraphsWitness 8 місяців тому

    That's a good-ass parallel park right there.

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 4 роки тому +1

    2:23 they need to make a shirt that says "Ribs, is all"

  • @VijiogFrito
    @VijiogFrito 7 років тому +2

    it really surprised me that amir didnt say something awkward at that intro

  • @markkittel44
    @markkittel44 5 років тому

    OMG Geoff is as fast at parallel parking as Amir is at those sunglasses....

  • @superlee4ever
    @superlee4ever 2 роки тому

    Geoff is a treasure of himself.

  • @sammbci
    @sammbci 7 років тому

    Yes! More of Amir's old character!

  • @lowtdog
    @lowtdog 5 років тому

    " are you doing crowd-work during your audition tape? "

  • @__-zh6oq
    @__-zh6oq 5 років тому

    The camera battery is nearly depleted in less than fifteen minutes, then hobbles on for another fifteen... XD

  • @andyanderson100
    @andyanderson100 6 років тому

    Ending slays me

  • @carsonhatch225
    @carsonhatch225 6 років тому

    Harris ansari is aziz ansaris cousin who he's mentioned in a couple of bits so it's ridiculously specific

  • @quinncurren491
    @quinncurren491 7 років тому +3

    I have admired you from afar. Scratch that, I have Aladdined you, from Jafar.

  • @Welpme69
    @Welpme69 7 років тому

    "My hopes and dreams? They've never been"

  • @steriotypo
    @steriotypo 5 років тому

    I love that he made such a obscure reference to Harris Ansari

  • @joeryan8262
    @joeryan8262 6 років тому +1

    Huge J&A fan until the end of the series, listened for If I Were You for a while but kinda stopped listening around the time they formed HG, just found this channel so I feel like I stumbled on a gold mine

  • @brandonhaney55
    @brandonhaney55 3 роки тому +1

    That camera has like a bad amount of battery life

    • @mikelor84
      @mikelor84 2 роки тому

      like the worst amount

  • @Shan2TheBoner1987
    @Shan2TheBoner1987 3 роки тому

    Technically it's a Bob Odenkirk character he wrote for he and Farley's sketch group Second City.

  • @captainchaos5705
    @captainchaos5705 2 роки тому

    The battery bothers me way more than it should. It goes from full to red in 15 minutes, then stays on for another 15 minutes after that still on red

  • @nutmaster652
    @nutmaster652 5 років тому

    “Ribs, is all!”

  • @martinwhite2792
    @martinwhite2792 7 років тому

    A 30 minute battery though, how old is that camera

  • @nickdovolos8271
    @nickdovolos8271 4 роки тому

    When it cuts from 1: 45 to over 8 minutes and ends at over 28 minutes 😂

  • @AwesomeLorenzoBros
    @AwesomeLorenzoBros 7 років тому

    Taylor Hanson...brilliant.

  • @mouth4war880
    @mouth4war880 3 роки тому

    Cast as Aladdin for this bin-LAD’n would be rad and make me glad, fin

  • @Maazin5
    @Maazin5 2 роки тому

    Harris Ansari- what a throwback

  • @koustave
    @koustave 7 років тому

    I like how the battery dies

  • @AbsurdoSol
    @AbsurdoSol 5 років тому

    Shortest camera battery ever

  • @jaka1748
    @jaka1748 7 років тому

    That battery life though...

  • @KaelWrit
    @KaelWrit Рік тому

    meet me outdoors, how does that sound?

  • @smokejc
    @smokejc 7 років тому

    Meet me outdoors.

  • @docterblood
    @docterblood 7 років тому

    That Harris shout out

  • @ryanmanes8985
    @ryanmanes8985 6 років тому

    How did that battery just die in 14 minutes?

  • @colenikas3284
    @colenikas3284 6 років тому

    Harris Ansari. Perfect reference. Perfect

  • @voabarros
    @voabarros 7 років тому

    Please add subtitles

  • @Kaervek87
    @Kaervek87 7 років тому +2

    Montreal! It's Toronto! Don't do it! It's a tarp!

    • @CpttCanada
      @CpttCanada 7 років тому

      Are they actually coming to Toronto?

  • @joemanock1414
    @joemanock1414 6 років тому

    Classic

  • @evsponge1
    @evsponge1 7 років тому

    Ribs! is all

  • @tiamta
    @tiamta 6 років тому

    That camera only has about 30 minutes of battery

  • @T2a585
    @T2a585 7 років тому

    what does he say at 34 seconds

  • @123ada321
    @123ada321 10 місяців тому

    domesticated tyler hanson is the best character ever made

  • @the-boring-car-guy
    @the-boring-car-guy 3 роки тому +1

    Wacky Clit🤝

  • @0average_enjoyer044
    @0average_enjoyer044 4 роки тому

    oppa aladdin style

  • @babyskunkcat
    @babyskunkcat 5 років тому

    How is the name aladdin offensive?

  • @oliverokeeffe6379
    @oliverokeeffe6379 3 роки тому

    Wacky Clit’s Steamed Ribs

  • @jonathanfurtado7611
    @jonathanfurtado7611 4 роки тому

    Damn i see carlton from Fresh Prince

  • @SuperSeppie
    @SuperSeppie 7 років тому

    "Domesticated Taylor Hanson." mmmchop. how the fuck do they come up with this

  • @Munkingly
    @Munkingly 7 років тому

    Too cold will do

  • @peterwong2920
    @peterwong2920 7 років тому

    Head gum missed the chance to put 4:20 as their time. Lol

  • @Toastergoat
    @Toastergoat 4 роки тому

    30 minute battery life? What kind of circus are you guys running down there

  • @markkittel44
    @markkittel44 5 років тому

    One hell of a weak battery on that camera.

  • @riedstep
    @riedstep 5 років тому

    I feel like in 5 years or so, I'm gonna wonder why I thought this was so funny.

  • @jonathanlessard-walsh5883
    @jonathanlessard-walsh5883 6 років тому

    - i must say, this geoffrey is growing on me or should i say.... rowing on me!
    - which one?
    - What?
    - growing or rowing, which one?
    - Boat

    • @zacmp29
      @zacmp29 5 років тому

      Jonathan Lessard-Walsh this is just awful

    • @Strummie
      @Strummie 4 роки тому

      Zac Mp Awful bad maybe.

  • @jennaw9948
    @jennaw9948 7 років тому

    Is Geoffrey the Amir to Amir's Jake?

  • @spencer6106
    @spencer6106 7 років тому

    Hi

  • @awestrich2172
    @awestrich2172 7 років тому

    I want to play Halo with Haris Ansari

  • @slycooper459
    @slycooper459 5 років тому

    Miguel

  • @badicusvibesimus182
    @badicusvibesimus182 5 років тому

    You'd make a much better Will Smith in the upcoming Ghost Dad

  • @willmarchant307
    @willmarchant307 7 років тому

    @walter

  • @MichaelPuterbaugh
    @MichaelPuterbaugh 7 років тому +1

    comment here if you're 69 years cold

  • @Fooderd
    @Fooderd 7 років тому

    Harris Ansari LOOOOOOOOOL

  • @seand6576
    @seand6576 7 років тому

    Bad audition? Naw, bad you.

  • @2stoned2skate
    @2stoned2skate 5 років тому

    lmao Harris Ansari

  • @harrowkay1296
    @harrowkay1296 7 років тому

    These are seriousley hilarious! But allow a peasant an opinion... let catch phrases and running gags catch on naturally. The first time Geoff said 'it never has been was golden but it kinda feels like it's being forced into all the videos now! Keep up the wood twerk!

  • @michaelconner8140
    @michaelconner8140 6 років тому

    Chris Farley hes dead he listening to anything good Joke Chris

  • @JayMiV
    @JayMiV 7 років тому

    As long as it's chubby, a girl will rubby.

  • @holo.enthusiast
    @holo.enthusiast 7 років тому

    why did i think it was Jake's voice behind the camera the entire time until he said was Amir?? I'm disappointed in myself