Geoffrey the Dumbass: Childhood
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- Опубліковано 23 сер 2017
- Geoff had a...weird childhood.
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"I had a lactose scare" might be one of the funniest lines in all internet comedy lol Im going to start using that
Geoff is so handsome it makes his character being borderline insane even weirder
DJT *Borderline* insane?
What? How does a person's look make it wierder?
…. You misspelled “batshit”. Every word that comes out of his mouth is _batshit insane._ I’m not into him, but the same words coming out of Reilly’s mouth [who I am into] wouldn’t really be weirder because it’s all just weird and insane, lol
I like the running joke that Geoff has the ability to turn objects into food
-Camera into a potato
-Coin into guac
-Himself into siracha
-Gushers into an apple
-His trust into a Yo-Yo performance.
Florence and the machine was a really good setup. 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
and the whole machine*
Don’t be a chicken...parm!
I had a lactose scare...
What like you were lactose intolerant?
No, but I could have been.
Fucken gold.
My childhood?
It's never been.
Jay Milligan
my name? You wanna know my name?
Amir's ability to angry blink AT Geoff is an unprecedented talent
"I had a lactose scare"
I feel like Amir is like this around any drunk person. Like a person is giving very loose details and Amir is just grilling them for more specifics.
BadLuckCoderre this is gold. I legit believe this
The podcast would suggest that. He really likes to indulge in the weird shit. Like “Wait, what do you mean you made out with your cousin? Why?”
In a way, we... kinda made that booty go clap
Best line I swear :D
His serious delivery is what does it for me! 👌
Im so confused why headgum's videos don't get more views, where the old Jake and Amir fans at?
Sean Culligan they are all here at least the ones that know if colleghumor made a video helping them out it would be great
Probably they have no idea that this place exists. I only found out about this right now when I saw a comment on a collegehumor video related to them.
Yeah, I think they just don't know HeadGum exists. CollegeHumor didn't say a thing. Only reason I found out about this channel is through Jake and Amir's Insta.
Yup, I had no clue for the longest time
I just found out about HeadGum today and I've watched literally all of Jake and Amir until the end of the series. I didn't even know they came out with a new series on their own.
Florence and the Whole Machine 10/10
Sometimes you just gotta spank it out Florence and the Whole Machine style
Sometimes you gotta spank dat ass
Zant topkek too good
Valkron Zharov KEKE
"Night Court? What year is this?" is one of my favorite lines of all the lines.
Geoff is honestly such an amazing actor, great find for the headgum team :D
Nicki Richards I agree, he's such a hilarious and talented guy. He works so well with Jake and amir and I feel as though he's like their protégé who was personally influenced by Jake and amirs comedy
That's great and all. Oh my childhood? Great question. It's never been
HeadGum doesn't need a spank machine, it only needs...some new jeans. I'm not a rapper, right? You're putting me on the spot. It's not gonna be good.
You mean jants?
That's awesome, dude.
Gushers? that's awesome food
Florence and the machine pun so sneaky put in there haha such good writing
"All's well that ends well, good." is such an underrated line.
The way Geoff eats apples is so... confronting
Did I have to immediately watch this? Of jorts. Absolutely of jorts
This was amazing. I prefer the episodes with good acting verses a lot of jokes
Florence and the Whole Machine made me scream
oh man glad geoffrey got better and better wow i cant believe it, its like jake and amir all over again but different, thank you headgum
"I had a lactose-scare" hahahaha
I was hoping that Geoffrey would randomly turn into a child after eating the gushers
Florence and the Machine reference, that's awesome dude.
His parents watching Nightcore cracks me up every time
"Night Court" not Nightcore, it's a sitcom from the 80s
I remember when me and the boys used to create a spank-train down by the docks. We would always whittle our paddles from rosewood and have a gay old time.
"They called me DAIRY QUEEF!" was such a hilarious anti-climax
one of the better episodes so far
YES. Finally!!! bros. This is like the perfect summation of what this entire channel has been trying to do. At least in my own version of what I think it should be and have been hopefully waiting for countless nights watching every video, biting my nails, adjusting my crotch, in full suspenseful angst. Yet here it comes so fruitfully on this random thursday and I am grateful.
I went home, assless, classless, deaf AND dumb, of course my parents didn't notice, they were too busy watching nightcore
I think this might be the best one yet! Tip of the ass to you, gents!
this has been the second best by a MILE
This one was hilarious! I've laughed at all of them to be honest but still this one was great.
"looked me dead in the ass."
Great new episode of Jake and Amir as always!
Geoff is looking hotter than ever 😍
Waiting on him to make the booty go clap.
That's awesome, dude
I love these. I was skeptical at first but they keep getting better and better! :D
“Florence and the whole machine” 😆
At least he had a childhood! My old man would constantly move on Queen Dweep (me).
This was a god's honest normal conversation if I ever heard one.
The folerence and the machine reference is gold, but no one is talking about it.
Did they create this story around purely trying to make a Florence + the Machine joke?
Parm
I JUST WANT TO WATCH MY FUCKING NIGHT COURT TAPE
Florence and the whole machine.
Where the gell do you guys come up with this???
Amir's facial expression at 2:23 killed me hahahaha
As soon as he said Florence I died
They bringing back NIGHT COURT
Even though I watchtm the collgehumor Jake and Amir videos all the time, UA-cam has never recommendes this channel.
"It was lovely"
He just materializes an apple at the end
Now that one was fucking funny
G looks handsome today
Florence and the machine. I see what you did there...
Its hard to think that Geoffreys childhood was like...9 years old...i mean..while he was getting spanked, i was trying to buy a fucking iphone 4.
It sounds like it was a couple years ago. Shop is usually in high school due to the tools.
Hey.. where did he get that apple?
That wink at 0:24 XD
Holy shit, that buildup to Dairy Queef was golden.
So anticlimactic lmao
Geoffrey is the new Amir, it's called Amir 2.0
rump slap is my favorite punk band
geoffs shop class story reminds of jesse pinkmans in breaking bad
Florence and the machine? Did y'all catch that?
TRIGGERED
"SLAP!"
He is a dairy queef... but he means well.
That paddle/teacher bit was a Breaking Bad reference right?
Is Jake dead?
Florence stole his spank machine idea from spongebob
.......
suppa kynkee
Hi mom
People have been upset and hoping for years Jake and Amir would come back and this is the closest thing to the old videos. I only found out about this because some guy commented on a Jake and Amir video. Collegehumor needs to help them out
Was that a potato
tom ford glasses? amir's bitcoins must've finally paid off
Is any of that true ?
Is any if what true ? Lmao 🤣
Great 😂
shit this was great
Florance and the machine :D
Sale the goose
How are you eating an apple now?
I be real with only the you.
I... I think I need Geoffrey to spank me now.
Den!
Spank train XD
Florence and the machine😂
*no but i could of been*
I'm famous y'all!
is that not awesome dude? :(
Geoff is hot lol
"DUMB..."
I thought they said “nightcore” the first few times I watched this only to heart “Night Court” this time ‘round. I think my version’s funnier though, I’ll just intentionally remember wrong.
No, Night Court is way better. That shit came out before Geoff was born.
Florence and the machine lol!
Hey, I actually laughed at this one!
I laughed at the part were he was talking about how he could've been lactose intolerant.
I remember when me and the boys used to create a spank-train down by the docks. We would always whittle our paddles from rosewood and have a gay old time.
Den!