Lunch Meeting

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  • Опубліковано 25 лип 2012
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  • @kalebg.7507
    @kalebg.7507 8 років тому +405

    Do you think they got payed to say domino's or do they love pizza and shit?

    • @Decenium
      @Decenium 8 років тому +34

      they got paid, like billions of dollars

    • @nicolecress5316
      @nicolecress5316 8 років тому +22

      +Decenium wow everyone look decenium thought they got paid a bilion dollars

    • @nicolecress5316
      @nicolecress5316 8 років тому +18

      ***** papa papa papa John's

    • @FREEGEMS
      @FREEGEMS 7 років тому +12

      Uhfj Nah they got paid a bad amount of money to do it

    • @majiira
      @majiira 6 років тому +16

      the proof is in the smile

  • @randidoesthings
    @randidoesthings 4 роки тому +42

    “30 medium pizzas” “instead of that” “jam”

  • @pennclick
    @pennclick 5 років тому +66

    To this day still impressed the deli worker was on board with Amir’s order until the Twinkie-Pastrami

  • @chiefbeef9657
    @chiefbeef9657 8 років тому +133

    I know that the dialogue at the end of this episode was repeated word-for-word in another episode I just watched earlier today, I just can't remember which one it was.

    • @tommyholm1993
      @tommyholm1993 4 роки тому +8

      chief beef it’s lunch

    • @brohanime
      @brohanime 3 роки тому +8

      they also reference the coke syrup in Gym

    • @redactedname247
      @redactedname247 3 роки тому +4

      @@brohanime to the frickin' raw, man. Good catch!

  • @DrCockChocolate
    @DrCockChocolate 11 років тому +56

    Amir is shockingly polite in this one

  • @AcePieGuy
    @AcePieGuy 12 років тому +28

    I love how they've referenced this episode twice.

  • @kiaraisafunkymonkey
    @kiaraisafunkymonkey 12 років тому +9

    "Okay. So that was just a dream of mine. I was just checking." Hahaha.

  • @Disturbed18Rocker
    @Disturbed18Rocker 7 років тому +83

    lol Jake knew the number for the deli off the top of his head, so 2012

    • @ayusha149
      @ayusha149 6 років тому +24

      this video was filmed in 2008 or 2009

    • @candysweet434
      @candysweet434 4 роки тому +5

      Ayush A it was early 2008

  • @BrokenSp00n
    @BrokenSp00n 12 років тому +7

    "Okay, I'm gonna order something....911" LOL xD

  • @OhplsAndrew
    @OhplsAndrew 7 років тому +15

    Amir knew Dominos' number by heart.

  • @Henry92RLC
    @Henry92RLC 7 років тому +19

    I believe they call that sandwich an "Amir" now

  • @jackhentschel2223
    @jackhentschel2223 10 років тому +20

    Now I'm hungry.

  • @FortificationCity
    @FortificationCity 12 років тому +1

  • @lucozade8373
    @lucozade8373 5 років тому +8

    30 large cheese cheese pizzas

  • @shwangurr8
    @shwangurr8 12 років тому +4

    I can't get over how different they look from their older videos and now.

    • @70sman
      @70sman Рік тому

      If you think that's crazy, you're totally gonna flip when you see their new videos!

  • @JewishPeacock
    @JewishPeacock 12 років тому

    loved this one

  • @Conundric
    @Conundric 12 років тому +1

    One of the funniest one!

  • @drewdonahue123
    @drewdonahue123 3 роки тому

    I think this is my favorite episode

  • @none11flop9
    @none11flop9 Рік тому +2

    Lunch, lunch meeting (aka lunch order), power lunch

  • @xcess7
    @xcess7 9 років тому +20

    i didn't know phone numbers only had nine numbers

    • @drizzzy1988
      @drizzzy1988 9 років тому +5

      xcess7 i didnt know people needed to get lives so bad

    • @xcess7
      @xcess7 9 років тому +2

      And yet you're the one watching this video. Way to be a douche.

    • @drizzzy1988
      @drizzzy1988 9 років тому +1

      xcess7 what?

    • @xcess7
      @xcess7 9 років тому

      ***** Jake dials nine numbers

    • @BaconManProd
      @BaconManProd 9 років тому +2

      xcess7 So?

  • @humanmatti
    @humanmatti 12 років тому

    Priceless :)

  • @creepyflyer666
    @creepyflyer666 12 років тому +1

    I know I'm entitled to it, it's just some people on here tend to forget that. I think it's funny that you just troll people. You keep doing that. I love reading a trolled conversation, it's quite entertaining. :)

  • @DennisBayazitov
    @DennisBayazitov 12 років тому

    This was my favorite J&A like 3 years ago!

  • @virgo18187
    @virgo18187 11 років тому

    this is better than their reupload

  • @MrLeGeNdArY23
    @MrLeGeNdArY23 6 років тому

    Timeless

  • @LinazHD
    @LinazHD 12 років тому +1

    Make another season : D

  • @MasterSquirrel993
    @MasterSquirrel993 3 роки тому +2

    I literally _just_ watched ”Lunch” before watching this episode, which I’ve never watched before. Long story shirt: Hearing that ending was crazy insano.

  • @NerdyLiberal
    @NerdyLiberal 12 років тому

    I love how Day[9] is one of the recommended videos...

  • @juzzfuzz0
    @juzzfuzz0 11 років тому +1

    watching every episode, 13 OUT OF 420!

  • @ilikemachineguns1
    @ilikemachineguns1 12 років тому +1

    1:25 i actually nearly choked on my dinner from laughing!

  • @thatquietkid
    @thatquietkid 7 років тому +37

    amir's credit card number is actually 69

  • @phoenixbb770
    @phoenixbb770 12 років тому

    amir is just something else

  • @marckemp9955
    @marckemp9955 10 місяців тому +1

    Maybe next week

  • @GigaRebyc
    @GigaRebyc 12 років тому

    Love the old production value in these. How old are they? 5 years? It's a bit nostalgic.

  • @Srcsqwrn
    @Srcsqwrn 11 років тому

    This whole conversation has derp written all over it.

  • @PurpsJL_HAQ
    @PurpsJL_HAQ 6 років тому

    I love how they are wearing the same shirt in this video.

  • @DanLokar
    @DanLokar 12 років тому +1

    Amir was so unexpert! He even looked into the camera at 0:28.. They improved A LOT! Now they're professional actors!

  • @TheNineinchsnails
    @TheNineinchsnails 12 років тому

    YOU ARE correct!

  • @zestyzucchini57
    @zestyzucchini57 3 роки тому

    amir is so smart he knows all the languages

  • @astarte2607
    @astarte2607 7 років тому +2

    the description tho

  • @006ran1
    @006ran1 12 років тому

    AHA i remember this one too! :D

  • @LinkinPhoenix007
    @LinkinPhoenix007 12 років тому

    J&A Archives are just the older episodes of Jake and Amir from Collegehumor's website.

  • @maddiemai2249
    @maddiemai2249 3 роки тому

    Just realized that Jake orders a turkey club both times

  • @Nohrel
    @Nohrel 12 років тому

    Welcome to everyday repairs, You are kinda my idol , sad but true xd

  • @JTeixeira13
    @JTeixeira13 12 років тому

    This guys inbox is going to explode.

  • @9552545
    @9552545 12 років тому

    yea we saw the video

  • @OhNoesItsJulia
    @OhNoesItsJulia 12 років тому

    Jake's trying so hard not to laugh bahaha.

  • @Malzzel
    @Malzzel 12 років тому

    Oh, okay! Thanks!

  • @theZINGcollection
    @theZINGcollection 12 років тому

    "on a chocolate crrroissan" XDD

  • @calebklingerman7902
    @calebklingerman7902 2 роки тому +1

    "a keg of what coke is made out of"

  • @Ciupakapra
    @Ciupakapra 12 років тому

    I saw it when they first released it.

  • @r_a_n_
    @r_a_n_ Рік тому +1

    wait this is a jake and amir that's still on collegehumor's channel and not on theirs?

  • @RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES
    @RANDOMPEPSIBOTTLES 11 років тому +1

    Let me order lunch

  • @harbearr
    @harbearr 11 років тому

    in Jake and Amir: Lunch amir orders the same thing

  • @Narukai12
    @Narukai12 12 років тому

    i remember this LOL

  • @shadowzeal
    @shadowzeal 11 років тому

    cuuul stry bro didnt reaaalize dis was teh english class

  • @Malzzel
    @Malzzel 12 років тому

    Is there any difference between the J&A Archives from the Jake and Amir series?

  • @Aqueoux01
    @Aqueoux01 12 років тому

    I want more POV.

  • @KeleWisner1
    @KeleWisner1 12 років тому

    you don't know how hungry I am, it's a fucking emergency.

  • @Kingjustin140
    @Kingjustin140 12 років тому

    bring back clock suckers that show was asome

  • @zerocool717
    @zerocool717 12 років тому

    I think he just uses e-mail to log in

  • @helloluiis
    @helloluiis 12 років тому

    Tooooooo funny!

  • @edleedavis
    @edleedavis 12 років тому

    such a troll this is your signature phrase

  • @wiggle219219
    @wiggle219219 12 років тому

    hahaha, damit you're right! :D
    reading those comments with your comment in mind, wow :P

  • @HunterIsMadness
    @HunterIsMadness 12 років тому

    Yes.

  • @Asmoday12321
    @Asmoday12321 12 років тому

    You forgot the period at the end.

  • @sustainablysiera
    @sustainablysiera 11 років тому

    Does no one else notice the matching t-shirts?

  • @DjStiv3
    @DjStiv3 12 років тому

    i swear your comment should have the most votes... at least you noticed

  • @iMacPwn
    @iMacPwn 12 років тому

    Clicked show comment went on a journey.

  • @QuickScopersUnknown
    @QuickScopersUnknown 12 років тому

    You AGAIN!?

  • @bamres
    @bamres 12 років тому

    JULIAN!

  • @HonorCandy
    @HonorCandy 12 років тому

    cool story bro.

  • @tarkvara
    @tarkvara 12 років тому

    Rule number #1 of the Internet: DON'T FEED THE TROLL!

  • @GrimmjowJaegerjaque1
    @GrimmjowJaegerjaque1 12 років тому

    You're = You are. Like you're incorrect
    Your = Possessive. Like your mistake.

  • @DjStiv3
    @DjStiv3 12 років тому

    you dont know how hungary i am its a fuckin emergency lol

  • @CallumLerigo
    @CallumLerigo 12 років тому

    I hope he gets some ice with his burn. :D

  • @sdouglas28
    @sdouglas28 12 років тому

    god damn amir makin me hungry

  • @abigailllllllllll
    @abigailllllllllll 12 років тому

    HAHAHAHAHA laughing my ass off.

  • @munjee2
    @munjee2 Рік тому +1

    Before amir only ate mcnuggets

  • @Kzar5678
    @Kzar5678 12 років тому

    I want Twinkie Pastrami now... O.o

  • @mantasour
    @mantasour 7 років тому +1

    oh god help me

  • @albinoindian200k
    @albinoindian200k 12 років тому

    jam

  • @sauskechidori11
    @sauskechidori11 12 років тому

    its his credit card number lol

  • @MrFr3ddan
    @MrFr3ddan 12 років тому

    Well well well

  • @insouciantwhale
    @insouciantwhale 12 років тому

    I thought they would have got chicken Mcnuggets... Amir's favourite food.

  • @Itsnotreallyrelivant
    @Itsnotreallyrelivant 12 років тому

    I've had that dream too .

  • @matt82403
    @matt82403 12 років тому

    THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING FOR AGES!

  • @spottedstar1123
    @spottedstar1123 11 років тому

    It's not the words that are confusing, it's the way you put them together. Also, there shouldn't be a comma, because that phrase is the direct object of the sentence. There is no verb, because "to stop commenting" is an infinitive used as a noun.

  • @natedoggnitin
    @natedoggnitin 12 років тому

    In the queue for a getting bukkake'd on competition

  • @mynameismycomment
    @mynameismycomment 12 років тому

    amir didn't ask if they could deliver twelve dozen hard boiled eggs.

  • @creepyflyer666
    @creepyflyer666 12 років тому

    I really couldn't tell you at this point. To some people it might seem like one, especially the Trollers doing it, but to others it could seem merely like people arguing with each other. I guess it depends on how you perceive it.

  • @totallynotfamous6781
    @totallynotfamous6781 12 років тому

    You're mispelted wile.

  • @QuickScopersUnknown
    @QuickScopersUnknown 12 років тому

    Dude, he's been posting that same comment on every J&A video he can post on

  • @WalkOnNick
    @WalkOnNick 12 років тому

    it's his credit card number

  • @Seregfaroth
    @Seregfaroth 12 років тому

    I know. AND THAT STILL IS NOT WHAT IRONY MEANS

  • @WLOfails
    @WLOfails 12 років тому

    you could also sign in with your email address

  • @CallumLerigo
    @CallumLerigo 12 років тому

    Go on then, explain to me an ironic situation.

  • @codemonkey732
    @codemonkey732 12 років тому

    he probably has a notepad file with the name, or he uses a browser that can remember it.

  • @tjc0100
    @tjc0100 12 років тому

    his credit card number is 8 lol

  • @VampiresDoRule
    @VampiresDoRule 12 років тому

    30 mediums pizzas?
    Instead of that...
    Jam.
    LOOOL