when tim said "there's nothing darker than this" about the costco people dancing, it made me realize that the whole thing reminded me of the game show from requiem for a dream
I gotta tell ya, your style of comedy really resonates with me completely. I haven’t felt this way since norm. It allows me to have a laugh during the decline, which is paramount
I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard my larynx was about to seise. I literally said out loud "That might be the funniest sentence anyone has ever spoken."
The minivan childhood hit me so hard in the nostalgia. The drive thru. The French fries in the seats. The felt ceiling and the tv with a VHS player. Omg. This is why I’m an animal? Thanks Tim
Being a goat is nothing to be proud of, goats follow Satan, sheep follow Christ. Woe to those who call good evil and evil good. Repent and believe in Yeshua the Christ, I will pray for you and that the Spirit goes to you and lifts the scales from your eyes so you may see the truth.
@@NewMan-c2p lol goat stands for greatest of all time....thats what he meant lol but im pretty sure your mom is a goat from hell that you describe....so you better start praying for yourself 😆 🤣 😂 😹
Snopes: "Did a gang take over apartment buildings in Colorado?" - False. Technically they did not kick everyone out of their apartments and replace them with gang members. 🤣🤣🤣
I grew up early 90s in our family Astrovan. Absolutely nothing in it worked by time we retired it except the tape deck. The power windows were shot. We had panes of plexiglass as a fix for a broken back sliding window. McDonald’s ketchup and milkshake stains all over that were never cleaned. The ashtray was ALWAYS over flowing. And the broken AC was replaced by a little household fan that was wired up to wires from under dash by my step dad. Now I fully realize why we never made it to our planned family road trip destination of South Dakota from Ontario 🇨🇦one year, and just said “f**k it, we’ll stay the week instead at our first rest stop area” which was Chicago. Good times. We put that van in its grave at over 900,000km
The minivan rant was vintage Tim Dillon, him ranting about it was great. My parents loved me so I never had one in my family but my aunt had a Dodge Caravan and a Mazda mpv so yeah she hated my cousins.
Not only did we have a minivan, we drove across Canada during the summer in it. My late-30’s dad and his new 23 year old bride. Children ages 6, 7 and a newborn. From Toronto to Newfoundland. I swear, I almost died a few times. My bro & I were thrown in the very back row, and my parents forgot to give me water during some crossing parked on a boat. I was passed out in the back literally baking and dying in the sun/heat while they were taking a stroll on deck. My brother shook me awake when I started choking and turning blue. I’ll never forget the look of “oh fuck we almost killed her” on my step-mom’s face while she was splashing cold water over me after dragging me out of the van. I’ll never forget how my mouth stuck together when I tried to swallow. Good times with the fam in the minivan!
Those Costco kids are the kinda kids you could take to the Great Wall of China and they’d say it was boring and suggest they should install a roller coaster on it
I mean my parents could have afforded better at one point but all they’ve ever done for their entire late childhood and adult lives is work every possible hour they could so all they knew until the day they got cancer was crap chemical sludge we call food
I live in Aurora CO. You should look up local interviews. They ask someone standing around at 3 different buildings, by the way. Ask that person are Venezuela gangs taking over? The guy says "no". Then they ask where are you from? "Venezuela " is the answer. It's absolutely insane!
@@soundmindbodydivine Resignations - Kevin Liles, Randy Goodman, Kaz Kobayashi, Max Lousada, Julie Greenwald, Lucian Grainge, Nathalie Moar and I think I’m missing some
The minivan bit is spot on 😂, you thought you were cool hopping out the sliding doors to Green Day blasting but in reality rich parents thought my mom was drunk lol
Tim referring to awful people as a “friend of the show” is always funny
When Diddy went down my first thought was "poor Tim."
Nice Moz pic! 🤛
Dude hes done it when talking about the saudi royals multiple times and it cracks me up
@@iscream2232 the 🐐
we wish them well
I love how Tim constantly uses the stack of paper to make it all seem more official
💀
He does actually have an outline of the show. You can see him reference it often
I mean, he's working at the Beach...gotta have a stack of papers to make that look less casual.
It’s probably a menu
@@emilysilver9844 NUGGET BATTLE
The signal I have survived another week
Green Light
Lit
lmao, same
Tell me about it
😂😂😂😂😂
Diddy in jail, Mr Beast finished, Nikacado skinny, Trump alive, Tim doing daytime TV. What a helluva timeline shift 💥
How is Mr Beast finished ?
What happened to mr beast ?
@@username-ek1kd Doesn’t matter. You just gotta kick him before he gets back up.
Add Alex Jones being right about almost everything he has predicted and is becoming mainstream
@@jackedbrojoe4040is Alex becoming mainstream? I hope you’re right but I haven’t noticed this
My pager used to blow up in the 90's, but that's because I had 6 pack abs and a huge hog.
A magnum dong, if you will
Ok Joe Rogan.
@@Vabeeotchay Be quick with the comments. None of this 2 day shit.
God what a comment, for anyone who didn’t understand its because …
Nice
lmao "guards are getting ready to fall asleep as we speak!"
While the CCTV cameras are about to fail at the same time. We know.
Yes that line got me too
I don't think this is an Epstein situation. There weren't high end people going to "Puff Daddy Freak Off" parties.
Eh, unlike with Epstein, Diddy’s biggest client isn’t the sitting President of the United States. He’ll be okay.
Wow thanks for all the likes guysssss
I stubbed my toe. morgan and morgan took my case. Now my kitchen table owes me money
Genius
Lmao
😆😆😆
Hahahabahahahahahaha thank god for Morgan and Morgan
Brilliant
This is the only place I get my news from now.
Sad
On?
'they' know this too so enjoy it while it's honest from him too.
Secular talk for me
Might as well be. Comedic absurdity is the only answer to the cancer of modernity. We're extremely lucky to have this maniac.
when tim said "there's nothing darker than this" about the costco people dancing, it made me realize that the whole thing reminded me of the game show from requiem for a dream
Be excited!
The “FEED ME SARAH” thing? Where the old lady loses her mind?
Juice by Rizzler! Juice by Rizzler!
I gotta tell ya, your style of comedy really resonates with me completely. I haven’t felt this way since norm. It allows me to have a laugh during the decline, which is paramount
"guards are ready to fall asleep as we speak" had me freakin ROLLIN 😂...
top notch line right there, tim 👌
Those epstein guards are getting out of retirement for this one. 😂
@@billyelliot4141
surveillance cams all aimed at the ceiling..
They are very tired.
Diddi kill himself?
The guards will fall asleep. The cameras wont work. Then the news wont cover it. Then he will be in a cell with a ex cop
“Freak off” being used as a term in law is funny.
I was amazing how many times they have said it in court. They will have to say it a bunch during the trial too.
It's very sad that this is now a part of our lexicon.
Coined by Bigherc916
@@bott3849Oh you sweet summer child... There will be no trial 😂😂😂😂
that's how you know it's about going viral and being a story rather than justice
When Tim said “one of my friend’s son saw the rizzler in Long Island” I spit up my Soylent Green.
I don't know why it was so funny
I had to pause the video because I was laughing so hard my larynx was about to seise. I literally said out loud "That might be the funniest sentence anyone has ever spoken."
That’s skibbidy top kek man
Soylent Green is people 😅
Bomb blows off someone’s hip..
Tim: “nice produce”
What Tim is Saying is pure Genius. Everyone Listening should really Listen... the coming Destruction can still be avoided.
But should it?
Trumps assassination attempts are like scenes out of a Leslie Nielsen movie
😂😂😂
Well the perpetrators often have a history of acting in black rock commercials lol
You know Jim Carey is wearing the Biden mask so it’s logical that Leslie is acting as Trump
Brilliant 😂
Sonny Bono didn’t actually die in a skiing accident. He’s still hijacking space shuttles.
He actually has normal sunglasses on this time, what a crazy time to live in.
He wants to look more like Jack Nicholson.
Right? Not liking the hat tho, he’s gotta get back to the Melin hats
They're too small for his meatball head.
Looks like PSH
The other pairs exploded
I enjoy Tim tapping his papers on the desk.
Alongside the pen replacing the cig
💯
Start making timestamps on each pod of all the paper taps. We will make sure they get tons of likes
The producer laughing in the background makes the show much better 😂
100% agree!
The minivan childhood hit me so hard in the nostalgia. The drive thru. The French fries in the seats. The felt ceiling and the tv with a VHS player. Omg. This is why I’m an animal? Thanks Tim
Even 1000 baby oil bottles won't help Didler slip out this time...
And it definitely
Didn't help him slip in 😂😂😂😂
Surprised Tim didn't go off on that 😂
could he coat himself in it and slid thru the bars? huh ? yes?
Nevertheless I find the cookie bit the most immoral of the whole video. 😮
What is this whole baby oil thing about?
This is my go to listen when I’m mowing the lawn every Sat morning. Hard to keep the lines straight from laughing so hard.
😂
Just fired up the ego
Same plus I’m drunk & I ain’t mowing.
Bro doing coke on your ride on...really?
You have electric mower?
I hope Tim says "Freak off" at least 50 times, lmao
While needlessly shuffling papers
😆
I’m drinking every time he says freak off ❤
Haven’t watched more than 1 minute, and I know forsure he will😂😂😂😂
@@ChaZ-cp6qwon the papers; " All work and no play makes Timmy a dull boy. All work and no play makes Timmy a dull boy. All w......."
The minivan rant was spot on. 😂 A lot of childhood- teenage memories in a Ford aerostar.
“The Venezuelans with military grade weaponry” bahahah Im crying 😂
I dont even know what the world would be like if it didnt have this show to look forward too at the end of the week. Tim Dillon the GOAT!
Look forward *TO (too means more or also)
He's not the geatest of all time, but he certainly is funny and entertaining
Being a goat is nothing to be proud of, goats follow Satan, sheep follow Christ. Woe to those who call good evil and evil good. Repent and believe in Yeshua the Christ, I will pray for you and that the Spirit goes to you and lifts the scales from your eyes so you may see the truth.
@@NewMan-c2p lol goat stands for greatest of all time....thats what he meant lol but im pretty sure your mom is a goat from hell that you describe....so you better start praying for yourself 😆 🤣 😂 😹
@@NewMan-c2p as soon as you troll with the name Yeshua instead of Jesus, you lose them.
I haven't seen a pager explode like that, since Tim was hounded for not wanting to pay his Airbnb cleaning fee.
😂😂
I’m 99% sure this world is hanging on by a thread and that thread is this podcast
Tim Dillon is the world’s last source of sanity
Hopefully it's a 300lb test line! Truly hope Timmy D gets to report on all the naughtiness that seemingly will come out.🤔
The world apparently almost went to nuclear war on sept 13th.
finally the topic nobody asked for, but everybody needed!
Thank you, Tim. I look forward to this so much. Best part of the week. 👽☕
The son of the would-be shooter basically replied with a shrug and “life in the big city eh”
That’s show biz, baby
quoted southpark! 😂 pretty gangster, imo
Capped it off with "should have kept your mouth shut" and "it's a real knife fight" lol
......and he just got charged with cp lol
Dude, the Costco family has invaded my reels on Instagram like a Haitian showing up to Springfield Ohio.
They invaded your space like Venezuelan gang.
They are everywhere
I feel for you, my algorithm has saved me from all those dumb things.
Tim literally ripped the entire Costco guys segment from Ben’s podcast lmfao
Tim’s the only Saturday morning hangover cure I need
real shit
Snopes: "Did a gang take over apartment buildings in Colorado?" - False. Technically they did not kick everyone out of their apartments and replace them with gang members. 🤣🤣🤣
I bought a costco pack of disposable razors like a decade ago and I havent run out yet.
You can thank your low masculinity genetics for that more than you can thank costco.
How I learned to stop worrying and love The Bomb, seems like the perfect title for this time period in history
Damn, that’s a good title.
Great movie 😊
Gentlemen, you can't fight here?!
This is the war room!
@@jairkerker2821I’m not saying we wouldn’t get our hair mussed….
How I learned to love the worry and stop bombing is another alternate title
It’s a real knife fight at the freak offs ……
Lot of backstabbing going on.
Life in the big rectum
That’s life in the big city
Your UA-cam name is personally insulting 😂
@@Lopfffbeat me to it! Life in the big city I guess 😢
What’s gonna give out first, the cameras in diddy’s cell or the hearts of the Costco family😂
I grew up early 90s in our family Astrovan. Absolutely nothing in it worked by time we retired it except the tape deck. The power windows were shot. We had panes of plexiglass as a fix for a broken back sliding window. McDonald’s ketchup and milkshake stains all over that were never cleaned. The ashtray was ALWAYS over flowing. And the broken AC was replaced by a little household fan that was wired up to wires from under dash by my step dad. Now I fully realize why we never made it to our planned family road trip destination of South Dakota from Ontario 🇨🇦one year, and just said “f**k it, we’ll stay the week instead at our first rest stop area” which was Chicago. Good times. We put that van in its grave at over 900,000km
Speak English
@@kpeezyforsheezythe European cannot comprehend
I love the fact the show is on Saturday. It just fits nicely in my week.
Tim's sunglass budget is dwindling.
XXXXL Polo hoodie's don't come cheap.
@@Austin-sv6io Tim is the brand ambassador for mens big n tall.
Life in the big city. Inflation hits us all…
What are you taking about, those are the same shades John Candy had in JFK (1991).
Pretty sure his Jewish benefactors need the money for bombs to kill kids or for the DJT campaign
Tim has you at “Hello” 😂
tim says "hello" at you
The minivan rant was vintage Tim Dillon, him ranting about it was great. My parents loved me so I never had one in my family but my aunt had a Dodge Caravan and a Mazda mpv so yeah she hated my cousins.
The fact that the assassins son was found possessing child porn today makes this even funnier
Just like the guy that deboonked Pizzagate.
Nothing beats some Saturday afternoon Tim Dillon rants!
The cameras will go off line, the guards will get drowsy, and Hillary will creep into Diddy’s cell. 😮
Like Samara from The Ring!
The crawling chaos
Hillary only hangs out with people who look like her. Like all fake liberals. So she would have no need to do away with Diddy. 😂
Now *that's* how you have a real freak off :)
Don't be scared that's the devil doing her deal.
I’m waiting for my chicken bake at Costco right now
that's nice work.
sweet
same 🤣
NUGGET BATTLE
Buy em frozen. Delicious
Not only did we have a minivan, we drove across Canada during the summer in it. My late-30’s dad and his new 23 year old bride. Children ages 6, 7 and a newborn. From Toronto to Newfoundland. I swear, I almost died a few times. My bro & I were thrown in the very back row, and my parents forgot to give me water during some crossing parked on a boat. I was passed out in the back literally baking and dying in the sun/heat while they were taking a stroll on deck. My brother shook me awake when I started choking and turning blue. I’ll never forget the look of “oh fuck we almost killed her” on my step-mom’s face while she was splashing cold water over me after dragging me out of the van. I’ll never forget how my mouth stuck together when I tried to swallow. Good times with the fam in the minivan!
You’re smart and very tough . I’m happy you made it through ,tough times .✌🏼👊🏼👍🏼🌻
*The transition from Divine Tragedy to Divine Comedy is slowly but surely occurring.*
*The middle part is getting weird, for sure.*
*One Love*
it’s almost time for our Saturday slop little piggies rejoice
And the fatty boom batties 😂😂😂😂
Tim Dillon for Press Secretary ‘24. MAGA
The Chrysler town and country was like a magnificent magic carpet ride
Good to know Tim still has high end sponsors for the show. I just stubbed my toe at a Walmart and you know I’m calling #morgan&morgan
Those Costco kids are the kinda kids you could take to the Great Wall of China and they’d say it was boring and suggest they should install a roller coaster on it
This feels more consequential than a state of the union address...and it does every single week. What a guy
With a sperm testing add in the middle, imagine that
Dillon Carlson 2028
Bro u don't ever get rid of this dude laughing in the background, this is so funny.
I laugh every time he does
@@JackJackson-NBNthat’s by design, you are a good consoooomer.
@@QEsposito510 I bet you hold it back when he laughs you rebel
@@QEsposito510 Goat shit Hawk Thua
@@QEsposito510 MAGA #47 BABY!!!!
This finally came across my UA-cam feed. Great pod Tim. I'm subscribed.
"Is the CIA just bad now like everything else?" 😂
This was an amazing episode!
The only thing that could’ve made it better is a fall background
Im super excited about Timmy D's new Netflix show, This is Your Country, Oct 1st 🎉🎉🎉
Seriously can’t wait!😍 Shouts out to Timmy for giving us plebs something to look forward to/live for.
Wake up babe, Tim Dillon comes on in 3 hours!
Tim…I loved your Netflix “Talk Show”!
They should give you a PERMANENT GIG!❤
Tim, this episode got me laughing out loud. You’re hilarious! I’m now a subscriber to your channel and will be tuning regularly.
Tim Dillon is the voice of reason we deserve.
I love how Tim matched his shirt and glasses. So handsome.
And hat
And headset
I love Tim tapping the paper on the desk.
The biggest piece of news I got from this is that there's still beepers being manufactured and used by people
Tim, you used to aggravate the crap out of me. Now I look forward to your show. LOL
For those of us that 'get' what you do, your style, delivery mind set. You INSPIRE us to want to do what you do, thinking we could do it like you.
Tim Dillion for Secretary of State
The next Dean Rusk
Those sunglasses are WAAAY too small. How about a tinted monocle next time?
I never would’ve thought of it, but now that you say it, no accessory would suit Tim Dillon better than a tinted monocle
one of the best episodes ever
I'm stoked for tim dillon springer show
I just want to thank my mom for being too poor to afford a mini van and fast food.
I mean my parents could have afforded better at one point but all they’ve ever done for their entire late childhood and adult lives is work every possible hour they could so all they knew until the day they got cancer was crap chemical sludge we call food
I live in Aurora CO. You should look up local interviews. They ask someone standing around at 3 different buildings, by the way.
Ask that person are Venezuela gangs taking over? The guy says "no". Then they ask where are you from? "Venezuela " is the answer. It's absolutely insane!
Source
Saudi Aurora. 😂
@@Adam444Tvthis isn't reddit bro "source 🤓"
@@user--710 lazy
@@Adam444Tv Babes. We laugh here. Text yer mom. Tell her you love her. And then get back downstairs.
It's a JOKE!!!
Timmy channeling his inner 1980's Michael Moore this week.
This was peak TD front to back. The minivan segment felt like therapy lmao
I have a bad back injury and i couldnt watch tim because he would make me laugh and every time it would hurt so bad lol
Tim is so funny, I even watch all the ads, no fast-forwarding here.😆👍
Amazing show, like always!! My favorite pod caster! The sarcasm is EVERYTHING 😂👏🏻😘
STAND DOWN! NO RIOTS FOR SAINT DIDDY! 😂
They are gonna Epstein though, we gotta save him
The minivan rant has me in f*cking hysterics hahahahahaha omgggg - love from Australia
Tim a great episode. I think better than last week. You are the moment
I love how Tim monetizes his therapy.
Tim Dillon brings the BOOOOOM!
For an overweight gay dude, he's got a good show or podcast
Hes not even gay, its a gimmick! 😂😂
I think he might be gay I dont know
It awesome that he can speak in between the gasping for breath.
@@davidperez5089pretty sure he’s actually gay 😂
@@Tonynotsopranowell youre wrong
Tim is my favorite newscaster of all time.
Might be your best podcast work. Brilliant comedy!
P Diddy will be out in 2 years and I’m gonna be here for Tim x diddy podcast
Facts
Hope he brings up how many music executives have stepped down since P Diddy’s arrest. I looked it up and saw at least 10!
What about Clive?
Can you list them for us? Thank you.
@@soundmindbodydivine Resignations - Kevin Liles, Randy Goodman, Kaz Kobayashi, Max Lousada, Julie Greenwald, Lucian Grainge, Nathalie Moar and I think I’m missing some
@@annielane22Taylor Swift is on the list. It was about 200 people.
Tim wanna go grab 100 bottles of baby oil and a nice 3 Star Meal?
It's at Costco now! 😮 -BOOM -
54:17 “This guy is gunna k¡ll them all Chris Benoit style” took me out😭😭
😂😂 same
All rise for the Honourable Tim Dillon
“You wanna impress me ??? Blow up the mini van” 😂
Being an American means to me, the fact that I can put this in my pager’s agenda, and not have to worry about a thing when the notification comes in.
Also that you may be living in 1998 yet still 😂
Don't buy your pager from temu
Did your Taiwanese pager arrive with a strangely Hungarian sounding accent?
@darrenlee9237 it keeps saying "it's shecklin time"
Make sure to never say anything bad about Israel so Mossad doesn't explode your device
These help get me through work on Saturday so hard. Thanks piggy.
I like that Tim's sponsor ads are about a sperm crisis
He knows his fans
Netflix looks so insane! Thank you for being American, Tim!
The minivan bit is spot on 😂, you thought you were cool hopping out the sliding doors to Green Day blasting but in reality rich parents thought my mom was drunk lol
Diddy probably getting Diddled as we speak.
Did you see he was placed on s watch
I would assume that's exactly what he likes??
And enjoying it
If they put him in general population it wouldn't even be a punishment for him, he'd be hosting federal prison freak offs
@@VeryGreatGladnessLMAOOO was he????