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I was student teaching in a second grade and my professor came in for an impromptu observation and sat in the back on a child’s size chair. One of my boy’s looked him over and said, “I’m so sorry you got left back, but Miss M.’s a really good teacher. She’ll whip you into shape in no time!” 😅
We homeschooled, but it still happened there. We were playing a word game with the cousins. Cousin M (a guy) objected that my daughter, B couldn't play because she probably wouldn't even know what the words meant. B was offended, "I do TOO know what words mean!" "Oh yeah?" he continued, "I bet you don't even know what a diaphragm is!" "Sure I do!"" she spat. "That's the round rubber thing mom leaves on the bathroom sink in the mornings." She was vindicated, he was confused, and I was EMBARRASSED!
The grandma compliment was a good thing although she said that she was dead. You reminded her of someone she loved and your scent brought her back to her remembrance. ❤❤
I was student teaching 2nd grade. My supervisor walked into the classroom for my 1st observation. She was very obese, and then all the students stopped and stared at her in silence. I was mortified.
My Mom was an elementary school teacher. The last story reminded me of a story she told me when she was student teaching and she was being observed. A student was up at the front of the class to go over spelling words. The word that the student was supposed to spell was Ship but he replaced the "p" with a "t". The principal of the school was the one observing and it was his kid that spelled the word wrong. My Mom said she was mortified.
A group of my 8th graders were arguing because no one could remember the name of Miss Piggy's boyfriend. One of the girls called everyone else an idiot and then she yelled, "It's Kriminy Frog!"
To be fair, there are stories I've been told on how pot dealers will sell oregano baggies and claim it's weed, so the buyers get stolen of their money... but... a bit concerning for a pre-k student to say it.
When I was subbing I overheard a group of boys talking. "Bro, I heard your girl is cheating on you." One boy says. "Pshh," the other boy scoffs. "I know she's not cheating on me. I picked the ugliest girl in school so no one would cheat with her." Bold strategy, I thought. They were in 6th grade....
One of my first teaching jobs I walked in to classroom and two little girls sad that I looked like a 🐖! I was crushed then but now I would oink and wiggle my curly tail at them🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
I work in childcare. One day, one of my young coworkers called me to her room looking really concerned. She was red in the face. "Um, your daughters were talking about their bodies." "Oh! Sorry! We use proper words in our house. I figure knowledge is power. If it's bothering you, you can ask them to keep those conversations for home." She still looks really uncomfortable but nodded and went on her way. That evening, I asked my daughters what they were talking about at school. One said, "We had the toy animals giving birth. And [sister] said the baby came out of the urethra." I died. 😂🤣😂🤣
A teacher had her ELL students write Christmas cards to inmates at our county jail. One drew a picture of a woman (fully dressed, make up and all). She wrote “Here’s a picture of a woman since you haven’t seen one in a while”.
Today I was breaking up a fight in 3rd grade and said to one of the boys,”thanks for not losing it.” Child says straight face,”Well, I already lost my virginity today, I didn’t want to lose anything else.” I gaped at him and walked out.
One year I asked my class to get colored pencils. One student was stunned know he brought the wrong kind. While the other students brought colored pencils he brought graphite pencils that were of different colors (the paint of the wood was of different colors). 🤔
I have a question. Time when you eat is eating, time when you eat is swimming (like I spent my time eating, swimming etc. you who all that stuff). So why time spent on beach cannot simply be beaching?
I was student teaching in a second grade and my professor came in for an impromptu observation and sat in the back on a child’s size chair. One of my boy’s looked him over and said, “I’m so sorry you got left back, but Miss M.’s a really good teacher. She’ll whip you into shape in no time!” 😅
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We homeschooled, but it still happened there. We were playing a word game with the cousins. Cousin M (a guy) objected that my daughter, B couldn't play because she probably wouldn't even know what the words meant. B was offended, "I do TOO know what words mean!" "Oh yeah?" he continued, "I bet you don't even know what a diaphragm is!" "Sure I do!"" she spat. "That's the round rubber thing mom leaves on the bathroom sink in the mornings." She was vindicated, he was confused, and I was EMBARRASSED!
Hehehehe. 😂
When I was teaching preschool I had a little girl come up and hug me around my middle and then declare, “Mmm, you smell good! Like garlic!” 😮
I had a student tell me I smelled like pina colada … it was my sunscreen.
The grandma compliment was a good thing although she said that she was dead. You reminded her of someone she loved and your scent brought her back to her remembrance. ❤❤
I was student teaching 2nd grade. My supervisor walked into the classroom for my 1st observation. She was very obese, and then all the students stopped and stared at her in silence. I was mortified.
Only for the teachers caffeine can be sedative.
Lol
Kids say the darndest things. 😂 I sometimes have trouble not laughing at funny things kids say at work.
My Mom was an elementary school teacher. The last story reminded me of a story she told me when she was student teaching and she was being observed. A student was up at the front of the class to go over spelling words. The word that the student was supposed to spell was Ship but he replaced the "p" with a "t". The principal of the school was the one observing and it was his kid that spelled the word wrong. My Mom said she was mortified.
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He was probably equally mortified. I would have been biting my tongue to stop from laughing
A group of my 8th graders were arguing because no one could remember the name of Miss Piggy's boyfriend. One of the girls called everyone else an idiot and then she yelled, "It's Kriminy Frog!"
They have no filter it's great. Teaching has to be bad for the brain, hurts the brain just hearing about this stuff.
Lol, kids.
I had a student ( Pre-K) who said oregano was marijuana.
To be fair, there are stories I've been told on how pot dealers will sell oregano baggies and claim it's weed, so the buyers get stolen of their money... but... a bit concerning for a pre-k student to say it.
@@VixLeu EXACTLY!!!
I teach preschool and the things I hear... lmao!
The first kid didn’t sound too bad, almost wholesome. The rest had me gone
When I was subbing I overheard a group of boys talking.
"Bro, I heard your girl is cheating on you." One boy says.
"Pshh," the other boy scoffs. "I know she's not cheating on me. I picked the ugliest girl in school so no one would cheat with her."
Bold strategy, I thought.
They were in 6th grade....
One of my first teaching jobs I walked in to classroom and two little girls sad that I looked like a 🐖! I was crushed then but now I would oink and wiggle my curly tail at them🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Too funny!
I work in childcare. One day, one of my young coworkers called me to her room looking really concerned. She was red in the face. "Um, your daughters were talking about their bodies."
"Oh! Sorry! We use proper words in our house. I figure knowledge is power. If it's bothering you, you can ask them to keep those conversations for home."
She still looks really uncomfortable but nodded and went on her way. That evening, I asked my daughters what they were talking about at school.
One said, "We had the toy animals giving birth. And [sister] said the baby came out of the urethra."
I died. 😂🤣😂🤣
A teacher had her ELL students write Christmas cards to inmates at our county jail. One drew a picture of a woman (fully dressed, make up and all). She wrote “Here’s a picture of a woman since you haven’t seen one in a while”.
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The amount of psychological torture and emotional damage in one simple note demands respect.
Therefore the Master remains serene in the midst of sorrow.
There are perks in favor of kindergarten. (Xc a few parents were surprised - thought Beetle Juice was real, and no such thing as Betelgeuse....)
“Smell like grandma “ 😂😂😂
Today I was breaking up a fight in 3rd grade and said to one of the boys,”thanks for not losing it.” Child says straight face,”Well, I already lost my virginity today, I didn’t want to lose anything else.” I gaped at him and walked out.
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Boy lives with grandma.
One year I asked my class to get colored pencils. One student was stunned know he brought the wrong kind. While the other students brought colored pencils he brought graphite pencils that were of different colors (the paint of the wood was of different colors). 🤔
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Love how she has to escape her own kids and head to the car to get a drink
I have a question. Time when you eat is eating, time when you eat is swimming (like I spent my time eating, swimming etc. you who all that stuff). So why time spent on beach cannot simply be beaching?
Obligatory not a teacher but when my son was 7 his favorite line was mommy did you know girls can grow boobs
The music was a bit too loud in this one....