It would be funnier if it was at all truthful. That's what often makes GOOD jokes funny is that they are so obscure, and absurd and bonkers but at the same SOOOOO true. This bit just seemed kind baseless and hacky but to each their own.
The first time I visited my wife's apartment, I needed to use the bathroom. She said, "sure, it's down the hall, on your left." What she failed to mention was that there were TWO bathrooms in her apartment, and they were BOTH down the hall, on the left. So when I came to the first one, I assumed it was her only bathroom. But this one was the one she intended for use by her CATS. It contained a litter box, and was covered in filth. I was kind of grossed out, and really glad I only had to pee (so I didn't need to sit down). But I resolved not to say anything to her, since I didn't want to be rude. When she saw me come out of the bathroom, she was really embarrassed! It's still a joke we share.
That style of pants is modeled after traditional sailor pants, like the ones that Navy sailors still wear with their blue and white 'crackerjack' uniforms. I think they're supposed to tie in with the show venue, which looks like it's at a Navy base or something.
I disagree with the haters here. (Sure, everyones entitled to their opinion. But......) I believe she gives a completely candid and accurate look behind the curtain of clubbing buddies, girlfriends, boyfriends, judgment, being honest with ourselves and the real social world around us. (Sure, not ‘every’ body’s world, but I believe a relatable one.) Just sayin’. 😎
@Gary Upton The problem with the haters is that they’re 1 mm dick incels that don’t get the jokes about the “world” you’re talking about, because they’ve never been in it.
@@Skyprince27 that's a whole lot of unnecessary ad hominem attacks there, bud. As Gary correctly points out, not everyone can relate. And those who can't relate, can't appreciate. Just consider yourself "lucky" and enjoy the comedy. Cheers!
@tjslam26 There’s a difference between somebody who didn’t watch the video because they couldn’t relate, someone who watched the video, gave it a thumbs down & left, someone who watched the video, went into the comment section and said “I can’t relate to this...” and a “hater”. Haters volunteer for the firing squad and I’m glad to be on that squad. Technically, that’s not an ad hominem attack. [Gary is on the side of good.] For it to be so, I would have to be narrowing in on the specifics of one or more particular individual(s). Can’t be third-person...
@@Skyprince27 never said anything about you saying anything about Gary. Calling "haters" incels is ad hominem, over-generalization, leaping to conclusions, etc. There's no need for that. You just continue the cycle of hate when a sensitive "hater" takes offense and they set their sight on you. It's non-productive and would never end.
@tjslam26 Sorry, if somebody volunteers to be a “hater”, they get the 50 cal.’s... no mercy for haters... IMHO, as stated, if third-person in absentia, does not qualify as ad-hominem.
Very true. I once went over to a female aquaintance's apt. and was startled by all the spiders in the shag rug. They weren't spiders after all, but false eyelashes that she had ripped off and flung away after a night out.
Soft furnishings. Cushions, rugs, pictures, vases w/flowers, lamps. That's usually what a guy's apartment lacks. Functional guys are usually clean enough, or at least are when a chick is coming over.
She is truly magnificent. She has a talent level that I would compare to Robin Williams. Yes, Robin was a one of a kind.... what I mean is that she moves between characters so fast. She had these conversations with herself and it's like people are watching two or more people in the bit. I hope she goes far. She is fantastic!
Man, with that outfit, this lady looks like a character from King of Fighters or Tekken, man, and with her style, she would make a very badass character of those games.
@NA ah yes, the man sexualised the woman. That old nugget. It couldn't possibly be nature's design that we see women as attractive and someone just pointed out what he saw. Nor could it be that she has sexualised herself by wearing provocative clothes. It's not a bad thing that people find attraction in other. If someone said "she's so sexy I wanna fuck her earhole til I pass out", I'll go along with the sexualising comment. There's levels is all I'm saying. The OP wasn't being rude, just a man.
This is a very Gwen Stefani look. From the high-waisted midriff and washboard abs to the long blond ponytail, I'm literally just waiting for her to pout her lips and say, "I'm just a girl ...." She threw in a "Now That's Music" joke but, I wonder if a Gwen Stefani impression would be too on-the-nose for this outfit.
This girl has the right attitude and charismatic personality for comedy and she is very pretty. And she threw in a lot fun facts women dont want to hear lmao 👍👍👍
This special is so good. I have it permanently downloaded to my phone via Netflix and watch it at least once a month. Sometimes even just with the phone face down while I'm driving.
the full version on Netflix had to stop it halfway through was cryin creasing with laughter got sore wiping the laugh tears and my stomach hurt. she takes you on a ride like the most brutal and effective punishing rollercoaster you ever been on.... no breaks.... she keeps the pressure on continuous HIGH!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That is so true !!!!! I was just waiting for the French fries in the center console, I dont think that I ever had a girlfriend who didnt have at least 2 three year old French fries in there.
except she's actually funny and doesn't beat a punchline to death. "Yes Chris, we heard you the first four times and it was only funny the first time."
absolutely loved her pronounciation of "A" french fry.
That's how you pronounce the letter "a" in Indonesian.
@@jovanleon7 and English
That was so fuxn cute😍😍
And portuguese. On all of the words. That's EXACTLY how's pronounced on every fucking word in portuguese.
French word for "1".
“Tell my children I died well.”
-Dr. Pepper chapstick
This girl deserves to be in movies. The actress in her can't be contained.
No!! Then they’ll talk shit about her like Schumer, and she’ll get bad movies! I’d rather this than that…
she stinks to high heaven
She had a small role in Instant Family and she was great in that.
@@OvSpP whatever you say toots
Jovin Herradura that’s why your mom never loved you.
“Check the center console of her car.”
Yo please don’t mine is full of all kinds of bs
Your pic 👏
😂😂😂
Pikagir
ZeroFox75 yeah don’t give away that shit 😆
Well yeah, girls' CARS are often not well looked after, but their homes usually are.
And vice versa for guys.
Primal instincts and stuff...
"Welcome to f***dome Scott" - Lolest!
Ticket?
Every time I visit Mom she greets me with "Welcome to f**ckdome!" I thought that phrase was original with her but I guess not.
It would be funnier if it was at all truthful. That's what often makes GOOD jokes funny is that they are so obscure, and absurd and bonkers but at the same SOOOOO true. This bit just seemed kind baseless and hacky but to each their own.
Anyone who says lolest, has immediately lost my respect, and their opinions on anything mean nothing
@@p.chuckmoralesesquire3965 What was a lie about Iliza Shlesinger being a master hoarder?
She took command of that stage with her appearance.
But she owned the stage with that bit.
Well done.
NO. SHE WAS UNFUNNY ASF.
Moaz
Yeah you need taste if she wasn’t funny.
You're looking in the wrong places then, Steve.
hahahah check the hahaha center console of hahahhaha her car, she's filthy!!! JK it wasnt funny.
Bye Ferdinand
The first time I visited my wife's apartment, I needed to use the bathroom. She said, "sure, it's down the hall, on your left." What she failed to mention was that there were TWO bathrooms in her apartment, and they were BOTH down the hall, on the left. So when I came to the first one, I assumed it was her only bathroom. But this one was the one she intended for use by her CATS. It contained a litter box, and was covered in filth. I was kind of grossed out, and really glad I only had to pee (so I didn't need to sit down). But I resolved not to say anything to her, since I didn't want to be rude. When she saw me come out of the bathroom, she was really embarrassed! It's still a joke we share.
Bro what 🤣
Dude it’s kind of fucked up to have a “cat bathroom” that’s literally filthy lol
Dude... She's an idiot.
“A throne of Wendy’s wrappers” 😂😂
The truths !!
....,
GM: You happen upon a throne of Wendy's rappers.
Players: We truly are playing that Wendy's RPG, ain't we?
"I didn't know an Acura came with a time capsule" I admit I laughed too hard.
This woman is a LEGEND. My favorite female comedian
why is she holding the mic like a 90's rapper? lol
She is dope. It goes automatically.
Cause she’s a comic with attitude.
Cause she is
Early 2000’s rapper*
Because she is a rapper.
don't let our secrets out to the world please.
Male comedians already have
Chap Nish na. Most guys already know it by now.
"How come the water heater gets its own closet?!" 3:12
This is so accurate. I have 7 sisters and this is 1000% true lmao
Scott Hirschausen Right? Like wtf lol.
Rashad, the Stranger 🤣🤣
Hey Joey - The VD boy!
@Scott Hirschausen
#WelcomeToFuckDomeScott
@@Skyprince27 I thought she said fuck dump Scott
Okay, her ability to evoke memory with that array of nostalgia is the best I've seen/heard. She's brilliant.
I love the chaotic energy in her jokes. And she looks really nice
She is incredibly talented. Why comedy and not comedic actress. Her body language and story telling skills are great.
Cuz comedy pays more at her level and shes doesn't want someone who never had to make random strangers laugh on the spot to tell her what's funny
all i see is a lot of butt hurt guys in these comments, she's funny calm down
manditheos let’s get real if it was a guy no one would have a problem 🤷🏾♂️. You can clearly tell when someone is bein sexist
manditheos the girls only shows?
manditheos so you tellin me that you’re gettin bothered Bc she got a girls only show
OMG THOSE HIGH-WAISTED PANTS!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I KNOW RIGHT!!! Absolutely Fabulous 💜💛💚💙
They’re from H&M
I knoooooooow
To cover her vasectomy scar.
Oh wait, sorry, that joke doesn't work; she can't be a man - she's not funny.
That style of pants is modeled after traditional sailor pants, like the ones that Navy sailors still wear with their blue and white 'crackerjack' uniforms. I think they're supposed to tie in with the show venue, which looks like it's at a Navy base or something.
“Welcome to FuckDome Scott” “Ticket”😂😂😂😂😂
That sent me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“It’s *A* french fry.”
Singular french fry: Dr. Pepper Lipstick said he died well. NOW EAT ME!
Wow I can't stand with my back bent for that long
BJ Skills
@@thisismagacountry1318 really inconvenient position for BJ's
Thats cus shes been doing it her whole career if you catch my drift.
Tall people problems.
She sang for Tool.... also, BJJ
Hold it right there missy, my I phone 4 is chugging along nicely, and I plan to be buried with it!
Allan Hegyes felt kinda bad watching this on my 6s now I know I’m not alone :D
Her in those sailor pants...i'm in!
..
Marbles is in the hamper....
*later on that night*
I lost Marbles.
I disagree with the haters here. (Sure, everyones entitled to their opinion. But......)
I believe she gives a completely candid and accurate look behind the curtain of clubbing buddies, girlfriends, boyfriends, judgment, being honest with ourselves and the real social world around us. (Sure, not ‘every’ body’s world, but I believe a relatable one.)
Just sayin’. 😎
@Gary Upton
The problem with the haters is that they’re 1 mm dick incels that don’t get the jokes about the “world” you’re talking about, because they’ve never been in it.
@@Skyprince27 that's a whole lot of unnecessary ad hominem attacks there, bud. As Gary correctly points out, not everyone can relate. And those who can't relate, can't appreciate. Just consider yourself "lucky" and enjoy the comedy. Cheers!
@tjslam26
There’s a difference between somebody who didn’t watch the video because they couldn’t relate, someone who watched the video, gave it a thumbs down & left, someone who watched the video, went into the comment section and said “I can’t relate to this...” and a “hater”.
Haters volunteer for the firing squad and I’m glad to be on that squad.
Technically, that’s not an ad hominem attack. [Gary is on the side of good.] For it to be so, I would have to be narrowing in on the specifics of one or more particular individual(s).
Can’t be third-person...
@@Skyprince27 never said anything about you saying anything about Gary. Calling "haters" incels is ad hominem, over-generalization, leaping to conclusions, etc. There's no need for that. You just continue the cycle of hate when a sensitive "hater" takes offense and they set their sight on you. It's non-productive and would never end.
@tjslam26
Sorry, if somebody volunteers to be a “hater”, they get the 50 cal.’s... no mercy for haters...
IMHO, as stated, if third-person in absentia, does not qualify as ad-hominem.
See girls can be funny don’t take Amy Shummer as the norm
She's not
*Not that this girl is not funny but Her DRESS is funnier* 🤣🤣😂😂😜😜
You know the more you bring her up, the worse the situation gets
What fuxking moron told you Amy Schumer was funny ??
B Mac. No ones ever told another person that dw
I’ve never seen anything more accurate in my life.
Welcome to F$#&dome? I'm scared, yet excited at the same time.
Ahaha that’s a great reaction
“I DIDNT KNOW MY ACURA CAME WITH A TIME CAPSULE!”
.
She made me remember is time to clean the interior of my car
The heck ! Such a freaking performance ! Such a work on rythm, intonation and all. The last 40 sec are crazy !
Very true. I once went over to a female aquaintance's apt. and was startled by all the spiders in the shag rug. They weren't spiders after all, but false eyelashes that she had ripped off and flung away after a night out.
As dirty as a woman’s center console, it’ll never even touch her shower drain.
💀
Yup. 100%
Can confirm. Am woman
Yup, clean that, u end up with a sack of wigs.
Lol
3:13
"Discovering new rooms in your apartment, you're like, 'HOW COME THE WATER HEATER GETS ITS OWN CLOSET?! F**K IT!'"
😂😂 Iliza is Wylin'!
she is a comedic genius - how can you not love her!?
“Check her center console “.... lololol!!!
J. C funny accurate
Is she Christina Applegate's love child?......or little sister.....
also see a bit if Deborah Messing
“Tell my children I died well!”
iliza's ever so pretty 💕💕 #girlcrush
She's gorgeous
She’s old now
Ugly asf
@@user-ww3mf1ey6s get the fck out
@@Majorbrownfinger and wats your point?
Someone sign her for a movie already, acting is her talent more than anything!
Funniest bit from a female comic I've seen to date, cracked me up
Well, this certainly helps my male apartment insecurities...
Soft furnishings. Cushions, rugs, pictures, vases w/flowers, lamps. That's usually what a guy's apartment lacks. Functional guys are usually clean enough, or at least are when a chick is coming over.
@@capnskiddies godamn you just solved all my decoration problems. Spot on.
@@intuitivamkt chicks dig lamps. They think ceiling lights make them look heavier.
@@capnskiddies spoken by a true player. I'm on ikea website rn ordering those lamps brother!
"It smells like ham in here." 😂🤣
Her outfit is so on point. I wish I could style it like she is 😂
i love when she does monster effect voice :Р
Zula Bat You mean Hormone Monster👀😅
" Put the cat in the hamper 'cause I don't know how he feels about... " cracked me up.
She is truly magnificent. She has a talent level that I would compare to Robin Williams. Yes, Robin was a one of a kind.... what I mean is that she moves between characters so fast. She had these conversations with herself and it's like people are watching two or more people in the bit. I hope she goes far. She is fantastic!
Nah
That’s exactly what I was thinking. Major Robin Williams skills.
Her Shark Tank bit made me think of Robin Williams the first time I saw it! That manic dedication is as rare as it is funny.
" it's a french fry "
my guess is that her influence on how she acts her jokes out is Joan Rivers (God Bless her).
I can hear it. That rapid fire "try to keep up" style.
Man, with that outfit, this lady looks like a character from King of Fighters or Tekken, man, and with her style, she would make a very badass character of those games.
"It's an iPhone 4 charger!"
It's such a funny punchline.
It's purely factual and dry, and it will only be funny for 10-20 years.
Didn’t know if she was going to tell a joke or if she was modeling or gonna give out some bomb career advice.
Keep coming back to this video purely for those damn high waist trousers and crop top.. smokin
I know right she looks good in them but yet their the strangest pants I've ever seen.
Eric Galvin Agreed!!! ❤️
@no. It’s more of a complement they’re just sayin she looks good in the outfit. Yeah they might be gettin a chub but still that’s just human being.
@NA ah yes, the man sexualised the woman. That old nugget. It couldn't possibly be nature's design that we see women as attractive and someone just pointed out what he saw. Nor could it be that she has sexualised herself by wearing provocative clothes. It's not a bad thing that people find attraction in other. If someone said "she's so sexy I wanna fuck her earhole til I pass out", I'll go along with the sexualising comment. There's levels is all I'm saying. The OP wasn't being rude, just a man.
Hey Na relax. It’s ok to compliment someone attractive. I guess I would think that too if I never received any complements
"You're totally not sure about the history of mental illnesses in each other's family"💀👀
As soon as she said Acura, I thought, "NOOOO! MONICAAAAAAA!"
I absolutely love this women’s gigs
I saw her in Instant Family. I didn't know she does stand-up comedy, because she looks so classy.
@Dien M Why are you so dark?
She's the female Robin Williams!!!:) Omg thank you for your talent and humor
@@TheTrouserPuppetsOfficial I know. I started watching Jeff Dunham.
She is SPOT ON!! ❤️😂❤️
HILARIOUS would by far be an understatement! I laughed my ass off :D
i am not trying even in my twenties
scared to imagine what a creature i'd become in my thirties
She's my favourite 😁 shes a natural at delivery- so funny 😂
I didn't know Christina Applegate did standup
BLOODY GOLD!! your piss funny ey. Loved it. Funny and true!
Ticket? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Omg 😂😂😂😂 this is pure gold 🗣🔥
This is a very Gwen Stefani look.
From the high-waisted midriff and washboard abs to the long blond ponytail, I'm literally just waiting for her to pout her lips and say, "I'm just a girl ...."
She threw in a "Now That's Music" joke but, I wonder if a Gwen Stefani impression would be too on-the-nose for this outfit.
Issa nother banger lol.....Did you know it’s impossible to breath while smiling??
Just kidding I just wanted you to smile 😊🤷🏾♂️🙌🏾
Desperate game
Get the fuck out of here
This girl has the right attitude and charismatic personality for comedy and she is very pretty. And she threw in a lot fun facts women dont want to hear lmao 👍👍👍
The Theranos lady pivoted HARD into comedy. Well done.
This sis is a legend
This special is so good. I have it permanently downloaded to my phone via Netflix and watch it at least once a month. Sometimes even just with the phone face down while I'm driving.
James McKey That is utterly bizarre
GrishamDT Hughes yepp
I have my have phone faced up with different stand ups on while driving ..daily
Thats how i make a living
Lol
WHO'S. THE. BABY.
lmaooo way to insert #welcometofuckdome at 0:49
Just GORGEOUS 😍🥰❤️
It's *A* french fry. So true.
Shawty be having me rollin'!! LMAO 😂😂
the full version on Netflix had to stop it halfway through was cryin creasing with laughter got sore wiping the laugh tears and my stomach hurt. she takes you on a ride like the most brutal and effective punishing rollercoaster you ever been on.... no breaks.... she keeps the pressure on continuous HIGH!!!!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That is so true !!!!! I was just waiting for the French fries in the center console, I dont think that I ever had a girlfriend who didnt have at least 2 three year old French fries in there.
@fvgf gfgfgf
I don’t have that problem anymore. My dog found the three-year-old french fries and ate them.
"Standing there in combat boots and nothing else, there's a garbage bin on fire. "Welcome to the fuckdome, Scott." **puffs cigarette** "
I'd date her
She low-key sounds like the female version Chris de elia
Agreed. This chick sucks.
except she's actually funny and doesn't beat a punchline to death. "Yes Chris, we heard you the first four times and it was only funny the first time."
it’s the blowing of the smoke for me😭😭😭
She looked EXACTLY like Patrick did when he was cleaning to have his parents over for the first time😂
Man, that car bit was awesome, hahaha!!
i laughed hard and stayed hard throughout
"yees come closer"
Oh wow. She is amazing.
Outstanding stand up
It almost feels tame coming to this after binging Ali Wong, but damn if I didn't love it!
Bish😂..you are funny af
Hell yeah she's got that 47 year old posture
sahalanimation Its because she’s trying to look at the audience below her. You see her reset to her natural posture when she gets uncomfortable.
"Welcome to &^%$dome, Scott"
Two people enter. Nobody leaves. (altered Mad Max reference). Sounds legit? ;) :P
Her storytelling reminds me of Robin Williams, just completely manic and hilarious.
That was funny as fuck, and brutally honest. I really appreciate this type of comedy :)
What a pleasant combination - gorgeous, funny and (how can I put that in one word 🤔)
The X factor
Glamedian
I laughed so hard I started crying
She might be the most awesome chick ever! Like no bullshit! Clever, funny and hot!
"Welcome to f**k-dome scott" hahahaha
I’m not falling for her...I’m not falling for her I’m not falling...damn it I fell 😍
Right into her center console?
I LOVE THIS WOMAN🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No goat noise🤣
"Welcome to fuckdome" that's fucking hilarious😂😂😂
“She is not funny! When will the joke start?”
-said by a guy who felt being attacked by Iliza.