The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
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This is canonically the first episode of the Ryan George Universe. Everyone after this one is clean
oh yea
but they have glasses so the eye one was first?
What about the name one?
@@MintMaxer They are clean in the name one and they don’t use names in this one.
@@ethan8338 The eye one is just for contacts.
"We can work out a system where the water, like, falls on you?"
"That just sounds like rain..."
" A H Y E S E N S L A V E D R A I N "
My favorite meme
Bruh I legit read this comment for the first time as the video was saying it
NinjaBot XL same
SeventeenGhost E M A N C I P A T E T H E R A I N
did he say enslaved rain? that part is cut out I think
"Must be a king"
"How can you tell?"
"He's not covered in shit"
Monty Python and the holy grail references are *TIGHT*
I didnt vote for you lmao
Lol It’s but a flesh wound
"Ooh Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here!"
“We are the knights who say.....NEE”
"And then he did a backflip, snapped the bad guys and saved the day!"
snapping a bad guys neck is tight
and it was super easy, barely an inconvenience
Snapped the bad guys neck* and saved the day
None of these comments even fit with the video?
Commenting references is super easy, barely an inconvenience and is also Tight!
Cleaning yourself is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Very much an inconvenience
Hahahaha.... you’re not funny
Ask every batchler that
rawr xd Thanks for the words of encouragement
Wow, that is tight
“I don’t know man it sounds like you sat in a big tub of dirt soup for a while and now you’re on a high horse for some reason.”
You ever eaten dirt soup before? That shit tastes amazing and you smell like horse crap. Yum
Captain Spy Yes Officer This comment here
Quoting dialogue straight from the video you’re commenting on with no changes is TIGHT!
@@Chapulín-y6jshut
@@Chapulín-y6jI typically like to make fun of the people who do that. I'll say something like wow I didn't know we needed closed captioning in the comment section.
In Ryan's world they made glasses before they found out how to clean themselves
They just found a glasses tree
Alright, he’s gonna need you to get all the way off his back about that.
And karaoke
Stowaway // Diaconus Whoops!!
@@anthonypiti1767 aaaaall the way off his back
"... It's wind, it smells like whatever's in the wind." 🤣🤣🤣
Roger Walker
So far the dirty guy is winning the argument. Lol
I made the likes 669 :)
r/technicallythetruth
ah yes this floor is made out of floor
I'm 14 and this is deep
"Wait was that last part?"
"You rub your privates."
"OK, I'm in🙂"
I Died
Me too
Boys do Rub 1 off in the bath, multiple even if they feel like it
@@ironsights7462 I do 183 times
@@KeadonCarium I call bulshit on that, a man nutted 63 times before he died
Same
Ryan: you rub your private’s
Also Ryan: ok You got me I’m in
Rubbing your private is TIGHT.
Private Ryan
Privates of Ryan
My privates are...
No no nope nope no I'm not going there!
Saving Ryan's Private's is Tight!
"Was it hard to clean yourself?"
"No, super easy barely an inconvenience."
"Really?"
"Yeah, I just bathed in dirt soup!"
Bathing in dirt soup is TIGHT
If it’s so tight, then why don’t people constantly bathe each day?
Because!
Fair enough.
@@LetnickEstates Yeah Yeah Yeah.
I'm just here for the 420th like. also, lol.
@@firstpersonstudios5514 Wow wow wow. Wow.
I thought this was going towards: "Girls will like us more if we don't smell like sh-"
"SAY NO MORE! I'M IN!!!"
Well if HE’S in...
I'M in.
Me too. Im i- wait. Hang on. If HE'S in, IM out.
Well if he is in then i am out
Well if he’s out I’m in
The Ryan George expanded universe is getting TIGHT. Now it includes the God Ryan and the Ad-stronaut’s brother Ryan
And Angel Ryan and Ryans who are Secretly Cats.
People give sh*t to Family Guy all the time, but cutaways are funny and I want more
We need an official movie
Naughty Cicero plus the Bob Unemployeds
We're in the endgame now.
Best advertising UA-camr. The only ads I don't fast forward through.
So I was about to quit the video, but I saw your comment and decided to stay, and I had to laugh... So what I wanted to say, is that you are right, his ads are very entertaining and good
@@Itsme-qo2le Ads that are equally as entertaining as the initial content are TIGHT
Then you’d love _Internet Historian_ too
Nicholas Leclerc IKR
@@JayTohab
*R A I D S H A D O W L E G E N D S*
“I don’t know what ‘Fresh’ is.”
Yea, that’s the problem mate
Can you do "the first guy to ever get his feelings hurt"?
yes and the first guy 2 get a phone
Yes
Braylenplays no
Yes these will both be awesome
that's just the first guy to ever punch someone
This is how you make ads fun and engaging! Freaking props to you man I don't even have a bed and I want them sheets!
I have a bed
@@williepete1969 Wow, way to make him feel left out. Dickhead.
What do you sleep in? A cardboard box? I'm sure the sheets will work on that too.
I sleep standing up like a vampire. Beds are just not comfortable to stand on for that long 🧛♂️
@@MrDSK4 I didn't even think of that. I think I need to check my non-vampire privilege.
I just noticed for the first time that dirty Ryan is just covered in ground coffee. That is probably one of the best smelling ways to make yourself look dirty.
I love how you handle sponsors, it’s actually enjoyable to watch.
Dakota Dessau yeah
Yeah over a minute and a half of sponsor talk in this one and in all his videos now. Great, enjoy. Dumb ass.
Hey I Loved This, Can You Please Make "First Guy To Wave His Hand" ?
Friendly frank
you loved it yet it came out a couple minutes ago and the video length is longer than that
oh and g
Omg that's so clever
@@Holscolter I Kinda just wanted to support him
"Is it too much to ask to smell like a summer breeze?" I died!
In my religion class, we learned that Ryan George said unto his disciples,
"It's super easy, barely an inconvenience."
"Why do we worship him? Because he did a backflip, snapped the bad guys neck and saved the day."
Stop
@@clarkstrange2142 no
ImperatusRobloxium yes
@@clarkstrange2142 he will not stop
Ad-Stranaut is brilliant. I watched the ad. People would be smart to pay you money to have your ad-stranaut say words.
The First Guy To Advertise Correctly
I literally would not care if I clicked on his next video and it was JUST an Ad.
The Ad-Stronaut is TIGHT!
2:04
*Look, there's a bird there, I didn't even see them land!*
I felt that.
Yeah, i watched the video
You forgot the "Now"
"He must be a king."
"Why?"
"He hasn't got sh•t all over 'im."
@Michael Nilson , Yeah, a little shit never hurt anybody.
I'm being oppressed!
Self-censorship is Tight!
Monty Python references are tight
Come See the Violence Inherent in the System!
0:28 I love how he looks at his watch, which isn’t there, to see what _day_ it is. This is a multi-layered joke right here. I love it.
Now we need a 1st guy to wear a watch. Trying to explain it could be hilarious 😂
except a lot of watches do in fact have days/dates in them, besides the time.
Do "The first guy to look in a mirror" It would fit your style of plot twists
That's actually a really good one. "The first guy to see his reflection"
That would be a good excuse to be the 1st guy to shave or brush his hair 🤔
Yes.
ALL EXCELLENT IDEAS, BUD!
The adstronaut should come back down to earth and start an online course for UA-camrs teaching them how to make good ads
Most definitely
He could partner with Chris 'Adfield and Tim Pe(ad)ke!
gigitty!
What if Ryan lives in that 'The Egg' story and this is why all characters look the same?
Deep
"Wait, what was that last part?" "Oh, I just rubbed my private parts" "Oh you got me!, Im in!" had me laughing hysterically
*Hysterically
@@subscriberswithnovideos-xw9xc thank-you Sir!
@Redstronics - y do u say that, of course it's funny!
So that's how we started to bathe
Rubbing privates is tight 👌
2 Ryan George videos in less than a week.
*_This is a blessing_*
And this one is like 3 skits in 1.
@SithCats Lol yeah, the best UA-camrs are the ones that actually make you want to stay for the sponsor
The is beyond Science
I found this Channel yesterday and haven't been able to stop watching, just finished his first guy to playlist! It's hilarious and exactly how weird life things feel. Explaining things to an alien was somehow even funnier!
Stealing sheets from your brother the ad-stronaut is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
This is why I have trust issues :'(
Stealing sheets is TIGHT
Yeah but these type of comments are
This went from, "The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself" to "The First Guy To Invent Hygiene Products" to "Something About God" to "Everyone Touches Their Private Parts" lol
3:13 ikr
@Cake Baker thanks for the info...now please don’t continue.
@Cake Baker and thats why I don't touch people
“What was that”
“You rub ur privates”
“Ok I’m in”
Ok that’s funny
I wouldn't even be mad if Ryan just started posted full ads as long as he can write a skit for it
I love these sponsorships, you're the only one who makes them so awesome
Daniel thrasher makes his sponsors cool too
@@SheetsGiggles wow sheets and giggles official
@@SheetsGiggles Hey, do you guys think you'll do a split cal king?
@@SheetsGiggles Thanks for being engaged!
Terrible Writing Advice makes their sponsorships pretty unique too
"a tub of dirt soup"
this is exactly my philosophy and why I don't take baths anymore
I haven’t ever taken a bath before. And I probably hurt the environment a lot because of that.
I didnt understand the video title, what is "cleaning myself"? It sounds exhausting and very unessesary since im a very busy man. I always have to look in the air and such
Do the First Guy to Ever eat Maple Syrup.
"Hey try this it is really good!"
"Okay, oh yeah it is. What is it?"
"Oh I decided to collect like 10 gallons of tree sap and boil the hell out of it and this was what was left."
"What???"
"Eww why is it so sticky?"
"I don't know"
"Fair Enough"
"So what is it for?"
"I thought we could eat it."
"But it's liquid and .... ohhh this is way to sweet to drink, that is revolting!"
"No you don't drink it. Look I made this cake thing, we could eat it with this."
"That does not look like a cake, this is some flat, wobbly thing. How did you make that?"
"In a pan. I made a whole bunch of them."
"So you made those weird "pan- cakes" just so we'd have something to put that overly sweet tree sap on?"
"Exactly!"
That's crazy...I love maple syrup so much and never thought of it that way. Wow, that sounds like a lot of work.
Lol 😂
I've never had maple syrup. Is it good?
"You rub your privates"
Guy: *IM IN*
This guy's face makes the rain turn to sun. A true inspiration to us UA-camrs
Guess God in this universe really took the whole - making humans in his image thing pretty seriously
Dang, that’s a good one😂
God is an icon!
I pledge my allegiance to you king
@@CleverFrenchName oh great lord of murder spagurder.
And didnt create any girl :c
That ending really got me. I was eating at the time and nearly choked on my food :D
Very clever.
Only Ryan could make an advert entertaining and watchable. Good job. 👍🏻😬
Yes because everyone is Ryan and looks like Ryan. So technically yes
Doug Walker's have been pretty entertaining this past year.
SYNAPTIK Internet Historian does the best ads.
SYNAPTIK check out Ron Burgundy Podcast ads
Ryan Higa
The only channel on youtube where the ads are as funny as the content :-D
What about Daniel thrasher
Erik from Internet comment etiquette also has his sponsored-segment game on point. Dude made a whole-ass fictional detective drama just to plug NordVPN.
Command games IQ dude I was just about to say that.
You obviously never saw internet historian
You should see Ice Cream Sandwich
The fact this is historically accurate, especially on the "Rub your private" part just gave me goosebump
4:20 WOW! Ryan in bed, with a cat, all at the 4:20 time stamp?! Perfection achieved sir. 😎🥳💖
I was just watching first guy to have a cat. Keep up the good work I love these
Now i Want to watch first guy With a cat again lol
100% accurate too 👍
This entire series is literally a guy from the future telling us about things so that those things can happen earlier
You should do "the first guy to ever eat eggs." I can already see how hilarious that would be 😂
Or first guy to milk a cow
Guy eats egg.
2nd Ryan: Awwww! You monster!
Fun fact: chickens were originally raised in China for fighting. It wasn't until chickens made their way to India that people discovered the eggs and started eating them.
Fist guy to eat
I just imagine "dude why are you putting that in your talking and breathing hole stop"
2:30 Ryan is God? Ya know in the back of my head I’ve always suspected....
That totally makes sense. These videos looks like something a bored god could do.
yea. maybe all these videos are in a special universe God created. that's why they all have the same face.
God made a man in his image. That man is Ryan George.
Alex Trill you mean studio executive guy. Because he’s god
Well he is also Satan. Very bipolar
Okay I've never wanted to buy something more than right now.
I don't even remember what he was adstrotising, I just know I still want to buy it. More than anything _ever_ ...
Honestly, I've needed new sheets for a while. Funny how this worked out.
“What was that last part?”
“We rub our privates?”
“I’m in!”
rubbing our privates is TIGHT
i to watched the video
Wowowow!
@@tacion4535 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@tacion4535 @_@!!
Can you do "the first guy to ever have a girlfriend" plzz
“And then laaaater when we give you an even greater title of affection via some pieces of paper and a guy in a suit, theeeeen it’s okay for us to morally make babies”
“Sounds... complicated... why don’t we just fu-“
“Because reasons”
"Oh ok, so you'll be spending a equal amount of time with her as you do with all of your other friends, right?"
"Actually, no. I'm going to spend all my time with her to the point you forget I even exist"
"Alight I guess. At least you won't keep referring to her as some cringy name all the time instead of her actual name"
"No, in fact we'll constantly refer to each other in public as those nicknames and be visibly offended if everyone else doesn't find it out goshdarn adorable as we do"
I would love this! Haha!
Please like this so that Ryan sees this
He had an actress in his "Whole New World" video -- she actually demonstrated his mannerisms extremely well!
That cat is so patient. I hope he's in for a cut of the proceeds.
What cat?
@@Chris_Cross Yeah. What cat?
@@rattersworld1016 The cat.? do you not see it? its right there
Being the first few people to watch Ryan's videos is super e.....xciting
Avoiding Ryan's catchphrases is t...
...errific. Please stop doing that
@@albinodeer7449 isn't Please Stop Doing that one of his catchphrases?
@@nico6143 Maybe
:P
@@albinodeer7449 Whoops
Nicholas Landriault Whoopsie!
Can you do "The first guy to write "First" in the UA-cam comments section"
I'm first to that
"Why did you comment "first" on this video?"
"Because I want likes"
"But why would anyone other than you specifically care that you're first?"
"I don't know"
"What if a ton of people are doing the same thing at the same time, how will you know who's really first?"
"Ok I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back about this"
@@matthewchampion8214 I actually read these lines in Ryan's voice!
I think the point is for the concept to be reasonable and then the other guy makes it sound insane.
Commenting "first" was never a good idea
Yeaaah
At the end of the skit I legit hit the back button to start looking for another video while the video continued to play at the bottom. After watching the first 10-20 seconds of listening to it I looked down and saw him floating around in a space suit and actually clicked it to blow it back up to finish watching it. First time I ever voluntarily watched an ad. That was great.
Yeah the ads on this guys video is just as fun as the actual video part xD
This guy needs more subscribers, fastly becoming my favourite channel on UA-cam 👍🏻
The first guy to open a thrift store.
You want me to just give you stuff? For free? So you can sell it and make all the money?
Yeah yeah yeah!
Warm tub of water ❌️
Warm tub of drinking stuff ✅️
This man has cracked the code to perfect advertisements
Juxtaposition cats and flannel pajamas. All the greatest things in life.
I usually skip the ads at the end of videos but, most of the time I do watch the adstronaut
The only youtuber other than PewDiePie that Im glad to have notifications on
Okay
Me too
What about Daily Dose of Internet tho?
@@lucasfranke3326 nah
So you don't watch Mr beast
Did anyone else get really close to see if anything would pop out from under the sheets?? No ghosts or anything. Big relief. I love this dude!!
if you go back more in time they would say:im gonna taste good for the nose
That's cool, really clever. I'll say that to someone next time I compliment them on their scent.
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First
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How about first guy to say, "First"?
The guy to invent the 7 day week system
Watched it twice - knew it was coming - still started laughing at "...In the water that you're sitting in...?" You are hilarious and the ads are great. I actually look forward to the ads!
You're the only youtuber I watch that if I see the video is sponsored i don't click off, you deserve all of it
god never got his karaoke right so the Amazon rainforest caught fire
Oh, yeah. I forgot about that
Lmao
The only chanel I actually look forward for the ads. Really creative.
Imagine Ryan covering himself in (hopefully fake) feces
Ohhh man fake would have been a great idea
@@RyanGeorge faking it it thight
@@romainsavioz5466 ?
Ryan covering himself in fake feces would be super easy barely inconvenience
@@Darksnake87 oopsie
“I mixed together animal fats and ashes”
That’s organic so youre good
R u botting?
I love millennial priorities. Lol.
"Oh Fuck it's not vegan! Everyone abort mission!
@Zimmit's FunHouse Adventure
Um no actually it doesn't and you said why exactly, so there you go
Your videos are informative, funny, and well adjusted. Very well done.
These and your pitch meetings are amazing and hilarious keep up the great work
-But aren’t pitch meetings hard to make
-Actually they’re super easy, barely an inconvenience
-oh really?
@@michaelryan4282 Yeah yeah yeah
Can you do a “First guy to ever get a high five” and then add like fist bumps and handshakes
Sometimes I forget Ryan is playing both parts, he’s too good ;)
Okay, I very much don't want you to be making these unless you're sure you want to and have a great idea for them....
...But I really want to know what the guy who came up with camping was thinking.
It's like suffering, but fun! Like, really though! Proper fun!
-A Scout
It would be this sketch but in reverse lol
I'm sure you saw it by now, but he did make a vid about camping.
m.ua-cam.com/video/eYa46Ap49Kk/v-deo.html
I think you convinced me never to clean myself again. Thanks! I'll buy some of your eucalyptus bed sheets too. They sound delicious.
I love how intense the one guy is, he was getting himself all worked up lol 😆
Omg, you made me root for stinky guy! He's got charisma.
The adstronaut is adorable as usual. You are the only channel that makes me want to watch the whole ads, they are a work of art
"Shouldn't you be putting out forest fires."
Good one..
You make the best ad section I have seen for a long time. Really keeps me wacthing the ads.... ofc without buying anyting ;)
Your ads make me laugh just as much as the video itself :D
No lie,
When I first read the title I knew that this gonna be a funny video
You're lying
3:12 well if he's in I'm out
If he's out I'm out.
If I'm in, y'know I'm in...
Well if hes in im in
You know ryan is dedicated to his products when he goes all the way out into space to film ads.
Darn you for being creative enough to make stay for the ad
I’ve seen a lot of these skits but I realized it sort of shows how it is to try to explain something new to someone nowadays
First time anyone has ever seen Ryan’s legs
Splinter Cell?
Allegedly.
That wasnt the first scene with his legs. That are his arms in pyjama's
Actually in 2010 or so his bare legs appeared in a video of him sexually harassing his high school friend online.
@@gaszwyn449 ah and so it begins, the campaign to bring down Ryan now
We STAN this costume design😂 Love these ryan you're hilarious and hella clever! PS Hi to your kitty, hes such a cutie. Love you!💖
Actually making the Ad part of the video funny, that's amazing.
That ad had me giggling so hard! This is the first time I've actively searched for ads on youtube. I love it!
Thank you for finally making the world a cleaner place, Ryan! We've needed this since the dawn of time! _rushes out to get him some soup to clean himself_ =)
Angel: Wow Sir, it's gonna be hard to create everyone on earth in your own image.
God: Actually Super Easy, Barely and Inconvenience.
One of the funniest and most clever jokes I have heard in a while
In this context it was literally.
Ryan is the one guy who makes the sponsors humorous enough to watch
Even the ADs he makes funny! Never have I stayed for ADs BUT this channel
Haha. Please do the first guy to ever sleep next❤🔥
😂😂lol even the thumbnail is hilarious.
That last part bit was TIGHT! 😂
"what are we Wednesday *looks at bare arm* I gotta look over here for some time"
*why is this me*