I think they really should advertise it's an extreme kink gay club, cause a lot of people wanna go in thinking it's a straight club that must have really great music or something or that it's special and exclusive and fancy, a lot of people don't understand that it's not meant for them and it's fine, it's not exclusive, it's just not for you, when you get rejected the bouncers are doing both you and the people inside a favor. It's crazy that there's so many outstanding world-class straight clubs in Berlin and all the straight kids are so desperate to get into Berghain of all places
Honestly that's one of the reasons I made this video because I went in for the techno and I had never seen a gay club, or a kink club to that scale before. It was a cool surprise but all the gay guys were just telling me these things are pretty standard fare at any 100% pure gay clubs. It's only just shocking to me cuz I've never been a bath house or anything before. I'm going next week though cuz my buddy's doing his bday there so I'll get to see it.
@@theloniuspoonHow do the think the people at the doors of Berghain & KitKat would respond if I walk up with a woman on a leash (both of us standing up off course). Would it be trying to hard for Berghain?
If you are here on UA-cam to learn about how to get into Berghain you're not the on to go there.. it's just not for all people to go to you know.. trust me ;)
yeah they have ice cream, smoothies, whey smoothies, all sorts of stuff but it opens at like 7am-8am and everybody is so tired at that point idk who's thinking of eating lol. like at that point in time i think you just want water and to lie down, if you're eating you're probably planning to go another 12 hours cuz that's like a small meal
@@theloniuspoon That sounds so out of place tbh. Maybe some people are high asf and they have the munchies so ice cream and smoothies somehow work. I don't think every single person dances all the time there. But still, that's hilarious. Like, you wait your whole life to get in, everybody is fucking and getting fucked up, and then you're just there just with a tiny spoon eating confetti ice cream. 😄
@@nomad1517 It actually felt very European and wholesome! It's like yeah we're in a german sex dungeon but we also have some amazing high quality vegan chocolate you can try out if you want some! It was some quality german hospitality!!
I have no idea why this is in my feed but now i'm here it's like... You're aware that it's a safe space for gay people where it's supposed to be free from judgement but you're desperately trying to get in anyway so you can apparently watch and then judge it online...
I'm not judging anybody but they do allow straight people in too because it's an accepting place for all of us. I have many gay friends myself. I mostly wanted to get into the club because I'm a techno fan but I didn't fully expect the other parts so that was all new to me. Overall was a good experience though. No judgement to anybody inside, I was merely walking around the club observing what I saw. It's a safe judgement free zone even for people like myself.
@@anotherneo231 yeah i wasn't judging anybody like i know it's a judgement free space. i'm mostly just talking about all the interesting stuff I saw in there. it's a historical site at this point in time it's just a legendary club experience with a lot of people partying and cool art installations.
@@theloniuspoonit's better to not ever argue something with saying I have (many) gay friends, it's not really relevant to anything. Can sound like a great argument if you're from places where being gay is often found offensive, I guess.
@@roy_for_real2674 well this guy is accusing me of doing something wrong and judging people. i just went into the club and spoke about what it was like. no judgement there just talking about my clubbing experience. not like there wasn't straight people in there too. it's a safe space for everybody including not discriminating against me.
Yo you said you just had drinks/cigs and didnt have anything with you. Do people not buy shit inside? where im from in toronto its a big nono getting stuff from anyone inside, always bring your own, but i thought berlin would have sick clean stuff to buy inside no?
Hey dude. This club definitely does not sell drugs inside as that's illegal lol. They also search everybody at the door and no there were no trappers inside. This is still germany where all of that is illegal. I'm also from toronto btw.
@@theloniuspoon Everyones doing drugs everwhere but no ones selling drugs thats illegal... feel like you don't want to openly say it or something and i respect that all good.
@@mikesmith-zh3go Yeah at the end of the day it's just a regular club with a liquor license that just sells booze all night. Any other ravers showing up high as f that's their own responsibility really. Not too dissimilar from how Coda operates for example. I think the difference with this club is that it's so massive that there's just a lot more privacy for people and it has dark rooms all over the place, vs Coda where it's just one massive brightly lit room. They definitely do not encourage it though like at the end of the day they're trying to maintain their liquor license and have patrons leave safely every night lol. They have a pretty strict security policy and if they catch anybody at the door you can get banned still cuz they need the place to operate safely long term. If you've ever been to comfort zone for example it's kind of like that except the venue is the size of rebel so it's just kinda wild when you go in.
@@theloniuspoon yes! also, like u wrote, that was pride week in pride month so the events are skewed more gay. Outside of that time period? Yup nothing but pretentious STRAIGHT hipster in fancy clothes waltzing around the dark interiors of Berghain like they are in their own personal music video. NOthing kinky happens, nothing sexy either. Zum Kotzen!
Well I think I deserve to be there like any other fan. I'm a legit fan and have invested myself pretty heavily in the techno scene my entire life. The bdsm scene not so much but I'm there for the music and the club. I started on friday cuz if I got rejected I was gonna try again saturday and sunday. I know Sunday is the locals day I did my research but I had to make use of my time cuz I don't live in berlin.
@@EddieValens Oh I had a great time, honestly most epic club I think I've ever been to in my life that's why I came on here to talk to everybody about it. Berghain lives up to the hype it is truly as well produced of a club experience as it deserves to be
I really don't think I'm low intellect or high judgement. I was there to visit the shrine of techno just like everybody else and waited many years to do so. I appreciated all the details inside and was very grateful for the privilege.
the best way I can describe it was like post disco vibes the entire time cuz it was pride. it was not like regular berlin techno vs the other clubs. it was more of a gay club disco type vibe DJ set.
first off slow tf down. why are you talking so fast bro. second id bet anything you will never be allowed back in there ever again. its exclusive for a reason. stop snitchin.
yes i do talk fast. honestly i brought my energy to the space and appreciated it 100% as a huge fan of both the music and the culture. i'm not even snitching i'm actually appreciating how amazing the club is. i hope you get in too my friend
It's getting harder and harder to get in because of social media. Imagine trying to get in during the 90s man must've been wild
It opened in 2004
Its fairly easy to determine whos only coming there because of social media or to get in as a bucket list.
@@roy_for_real2674before Berghain it was OstGut.
Rome was a while back son , nothing new under the sun.
I think they really should advertise it's an extreme kink gay club, cause a lot of people wanna go in thinking it's a straight club that must have really great music or something or that it's special and exclusive and fancy, a lot of people don't understand that it's not meant for them and it's fine, it's not exclusive, it's just not for you, when you get rejected the bouncers are doing both you and the people inside a favor. It's crazy that there's so many outstanding world-class straight clubs in Berlin and all the straight kids are so desperate to get into Berghain of all places
Honestly that's one of the reasons I made this video because I went in for the techno and I had never seen a gay club, or a kink club to that scale before. It was a cool surprise but all the gay guys were just telling me these things are pretty standard fare at any 100% pure gay clubs. It's only just shocking to me cuz I've never been a bath house or anything before. I'm going next week though cuz my buddy's doing his bday there so I'll get to see it.
Funny to hear this while living like 5mins from Berghain. It's considered kinda touristy nowadays but I guess I should go someday
youre very lucky i literally had to fly from canada and plan a huge trip to get this one done lol
Thanks for the break down. I'm visiting Berlin for the first time next week. I may try to get in.
Make the techno gods bless your entrance !!! Good luck man wear the outfit !
Thank you so much! I’ll likely go the Goth athletic look. I heard it’s more common there. I’ll wear less when I try out KitKat 🙏🏾
@@donavin51 Kit kat is funny you pretty much show up in your outfit then remove your shirt once you get inside haha
@@theloniuspoonHow do the think the people at the doors of Berghain & KitKat would respond if I walk up with a woman on a leash (both of us standing up off course). Would it be trying to hard for Berghain?
@punchtravelchannel me too! I'll be in Berlin next week, will definitely try. Thankful for the break down as well
You are so charismatic, I would actually want you in my club
thanks man ill be there!
If you are here on UA-cam to learn about how to get into Berghain you're not the on to go there.. it's just not for all people to go to you know.. trust me ;)
Thanks for getting in for us haha.
did you actually get in using this advice?
@@theloniuspoon no but I was talking about letting us know what goes on in there.
Dude you are funny as fuck, great vid
@@jackp3451 thanks Jack !
Wow, this story shook me lol.
That is an amazing story. Have to try this
Thanks man glad you liked the story !
Not the human centipede reference 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
yessir it was wild bro
❤❤❤ so descriptive!! Danke 😊
you're welcome!
15:39 "Yeah dude get away from my husband" 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 IM CDFU OMGGGG
this part was so funny for me honestly lol
Do you know anywhere to learn more about techno counter culture worldwide
maybe reddit or here I'm not sure lol or resident advisor has a lot of articles and interviews
sounds really gay
yes it is majority a gay club that also is accepting of straight people, but it's historically a gay club
Is it ok to wear glasses?
yes it is
When you realize you got into a club Elon Musk got denied to. 😂
ive never felt so badass in my entire party career, ive bragged about this for like years now lol totally worth it
It is not such a surprise.. People like Elon Musk will not have a great time in there, trust me
@@bengeurden1272 elon is just too mainstream and capitalist hes literally a billionaire, berghain is for the underground people
@@theloniuspoon yes that's right and people in general should realize Berghain is not mainstream so superficial people should stay away
The showers and other rooms dont always open.
they don't yeah that's the ground level, I had to wait until 6am for it to open up
thats insane
Did you go to the ice cream bar? I heard they had one.
yeah they have ice cream, smoothies, whey smoothies, all sorts of stuff but it opens at like 7am-8am and everybody is so tired at that point idk who's thinking of eating lol. like at that point in time i think you just want water and to lie down, if you're eating you're probably planning to go another 12 hours cuz that's like a small meal
@@theloniuspoon That sounds so out of place tbh. Maybe some people are high asf and they have the munchies so ice cream and smoothies somehow work. I don't think every single person dances all the time there. But still, that's hilarious. Like, you wait your whole life to get in, everybody is fucking and getting fucked up, and then you're just there just with a tiny spoon eating confetti ice cream. 😄
@@nomad1517 It actually felt very European and wholesome! It's like yeah we're in a german sex dungeon but we also have some amazing high quality vegan chocolate you can try out if you want some! It was some quality german hospitality!!
What did you think of Kater Blau?
it's pretty cool for a sunday day party and i think it's more chill to get into like it's worth checking out
Interesting. Heaven and Hell are the same thing.
I have no idea why this is in my feed but now i'm here it's like... You're aware that it's a safe space for gay people where it's supposed to be free from judgement but you're desperately trying to get in anyway so you can apparently watch and then judge it online...
I'm not judging anybody but they do allow straight people in too because it's an accepting place for all of us. I have many gay friends myself. I mostly wanted to get into the club because I'm a techno fan but I didn't fully expect the other parts so that was all new to me. Overall was a good experience though. No judgement to anybody inside, I was merely walking around the club observing what I saw. It's a safe judgement free zone even for people like myself.
I did not feel like he's judging, It more sounds like a kid who tells his friends about the lion he saw at the zoo.
@@anotherneo231 yeah i wasn't judging anybody like i know it's a judgement free space. i'm mostly just talking about all the interesting stuff I saw in there. it's a historical site at this point in time it's just a legendary club experience with a lot of people partying and cool art installations.
@@theloniuspoonit's better to not ever argue something with saying I have (many) gay friends, it's not really relevant to anything. Can sound like a great argument if you're from places where being gay is often found offensive, I guess.
@@roy_for_real2674 well this guy is accusing me of doing something wrong and judging people. i just went into the club and spoke about what it was like. no judgement there just talking about my clubbing experience. not like there wasn't straight people in there too. it's a safe space for everybody including not discriminating against me.
I will say, looking somewhat gay WILL help you a long way.
yeah it's still at least 50% or more a gay club but straight people are permitted and women too
Yo you said you just had drinks/cigs and didnt have anything with you. Do people not buy shit inside? where im from in toronto its a big nono getting stuff from anyone inside, always bring your own, but i thought berlin would have sick clean stuff to buy inside no?
Hey dude. This club definitely does not sell drugs inside as that's illegal lol. They also search everybody at the door and no there were no trappers inside. This is still germany where all of that is illegal. I'm also from toronto btw.
@@theloniuspoon Everyones doing drugs everwhere but no ones selling drugs thats illegal... feel like you don't want to openly say it or something and i respect that all good.
@@mikesmith-zh3go Yeah at the end of the day it's just a regular club with a liquor license that just sells booze all night. Any other ravers showing up high as f that's their own responsibility really. Not too dissimilar from how Coda operates for example. I think the difference with this club is that it's so massive that there's just a lot more privacy for people and it has dark rooms all over the place, vs Coda where it's just one massive brightly lit room. They definitely do not encourage it though like at the end of the day they're trying to maintain their liquor license and have patrons leave safely every night lol. They have a pretty strict security policy and if they catch anybody at the door you can get banned still cuz they need the place to operate safely long term. If you've ever been to comfort zone for example it's kind of like that except the venue is the size of rebel so it's just kinda wild when you go in.
err unfortunately Berghain has gotten superrrrr straight and it has gotten pretentious. Berliner here. It is not like what it was
really? the weekend i also went was pride so it was like 90% gay people, is it like 50/50 now?
@@theloniuspoon yes! also, like u wrote, that was pride week in pride month so the events are skewed more gay. Outside of that time period? Yup nothing but pretentious STRAIGHT hipster in fancy clothes waltzing around the dark interiors of Berghain like they are in their own personal music video. NOthing kinky happens, nothing sexy either. Zum Kotzen!
Super straight? Sounds like discrimination to me.. 😑
Like....
You are the reason why they have a strict door policy. 😂😂 You didn’t even go on the right night. Berliners only go Sunday
Well I think I deserve to be there like any other fan. I'm a legit fan and have invested myself pretty heavily in the techno scene my entire life. The bdsm scene not so much but I'm there for the music and the club. I started on friday cuz if I got rejected I was gonna try again saturday and sunday. I know Sunday is the locals day I did my research but I had to make use of my time cuz I don't live in berlin.
@@theloniuspoon not time go on Sunday and not CSD weekend. You’ll probably enjoy it more then.
@@EddieValens Oh I had a great time, honestly most epic club I think I've ever been to in my life that's why I came on here to talk to everybody about it. Berghain lives up to the hype it is truly as well produced of a club experience as it deserves to be
This man was in hell lol
No man it was one of the coolest clubs I’ve ever been in lol definitely not hell but pretty sinful
Ok sooooo…. Why would anyone want to go here?
cuz it's the top techno club on the entire planet it's totally worth it
I love you haha
thanks glad you liked my story man lol it's the best one i have i think in my life lol haha
Sounds like an STI hot-spot 🤢
it can be if you're not doing it safely but I think they have condom dispensers and lube all over the place
They should have not let you in Berghain. Customers don't need low intellect high judgement prying into their affairs.
I really don't think I'm low intellect or high judgement. I was there to visit the shrine of techno just like everybody else and waited many years to do so. I appreciated all the details inside and was very grateful for the privilege.
@@theloniuspoon We positive people appreciate this video!! ❤ They must be projecting
@@med.i.tations yeah maybe he didn't get in and got mad lol i'm a genuine fan i waited my whole life to get in
Dude take this video down. Dein Video Bitte Entfernen! Nichts wegen Diskothek sagen Alter, spinnst du? 😂
but it's the best disco in the world how can i not be excited to tell everybody about it
Brah, can you talk any faster??
I can actually yes but I slowed down for this video
It’s ptsd or he sounds like he is panicking 😂
gay melancholic music?
that tells me everything you know about electronic music 😅
the best way I can describe it was like post disco vibes the entire time cuz it was pride. it was not like regular berlin techno vs the other clubs. it was more of a gay club disco type vibe DJ set.
first off slow tf down. why are you talking so fast bro. second id bet anything you will never be allowed back in there ever again. its exclusive for a reason. stop snitchin.
yes i do talk fast. honestly i brought my energy to the space and appreciated it 100% as a huge fan of both the music and the culture. i'm not even snitching i'm actually appreciating how amazing the club is. i hope you get in too my friend
@theloniuspoon this guy is just slow. I could understand you easily thanks for the video
Pretty sure they don't give a shit. They just want good people that fit the scene and a good time.
Lady Gaga and Jay Z weren't allowed there