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This has an inspirational feel to it. The fact that this probably wasn't emotionally comfortable, but you kept working at it. Well worth the watch. Nice!
Emotionally? I think it's more a natural almost instinct adversion to risk. I'd guess Bryan isn't the sky diving type. Or, he just can't jump... Either way, his persistence was definitely worth watching.
@@Sheridantank I’m not referring to the avoidance of the maneuver. I’m speaking to the subconscious body cues of embarrassment because his failures were being recorded for the entire UA-cam world to see. Lol
@@clementj Nope, professional parkour athletes use both legs, but staggering them instead of punching together. That way you have the added power for more height which long jumpers do not need.
@@jammaschan Staggering them would still end up jumping on the last foot that touches the ground. Even high jumpers jump on one leg to reach great heights.
@@clementj check the footage of professional parkour athletes, a lot of them jump with both legs (Example: ua-cam.com/video/jRtl00fAvTg/v-deo.html and for the best kong vaulter in my opinion doing it ua-cam.com/video/1g8oG2BRQyU/v-deo.html )
As someone who's spent a decade in the parkour community and various levels of coaching... I saw this video title and thought "this is gonna be a train wreck im so excited"
God these trainers are good, they know all the right words to describe what and how to do, so freaking sweet and supportive especially with those little comments like "Oh! That was slick!" like god damn I wanna learn parkour with these guys now
I don't wanna diss anybody, but I've been training for 10 years and I've worked as a parkour coach and I can tell you Brian can absolutely do it and it's not mental and it's not about the hands. He pushes his hips too much to the front after the vault, in order to reach for the ground. It's easily solvable by just "freezing" after you plant your hands (pretend you're a cannonball), and landing on all fours while still tilted to the front. Then you do the same, but extend the legs earlier - while still tilted to the front. Boom - perfect kong
@@joshcrawley1937 no jumping off of two feet is actually what a lot of parkour athletes (even basketball players) do. The difference is they stagger their step instead of punching with their feet together. This gives them more power which using one foot cannot give.
It always feels like Jason is super competitive at physical challenges almost like he wants to show Brian up, but not in a bad way, more like to get him to try harder.
Brian has competed on a celebrity dance competition so he has the advantage. Of course, the celebrities were all internet celebrities and the budget was much lower than the other show....
Swing (thankfully) died (again) around the time when Brian was first on TV (2000). Though it would be fun to see him try swing moves, either with Murphy, Mrs. Shwood, or Briana from their friends the Whiskey Tribe (she'd look cute in '40s clothes).
Every time I see Brian's knife "skills" I'm shaking nervously. By the way, Jason's happy grunts are heart melting xD (p. s. I wish I have uncles like you)
Having watched UK parkour group STORROR I tried doing some myself recently - still on the basics. Then this video shows up just as I restart watching the channel. The amount of positive comments both excite me and scare me of what's to come.
I have forgotten the name of the dude with the grey hair but the first time he does a cat up is so elegant like when I started some odd 6 years ago, I didn’t do it nearly as good Plus the guy with the cap started to develop into what we at Aapes call a cash vault (cat vault straight into a dash vault)
I love how Brian was like I can eat fire so I'm fine with Jason being parkour King.... Did you forget the fire eating lesson that Jason absolutely smashed hahaha
FORK YEAH! I've been hoping you guys would do a parkour episode at some point! I love parkour and have been doing it on and off for about 16 years. At one point about 14 years ago, I attended a one week course called "European gathering for street movement" I got to have lessons taught by people like David Belle(the "founder" of parkour), Yann Hnautra and Laurent Piemontesi who were in the movie Yamakazi, Daniel Ilabaca, Anis Cheurfa and a bunch of other cool people. All in all, one of the best weeks of my life.
I do parkour and i hate to say this but I recognize the way they're teaching you guys from the training sessions where we teach like 8 year old children. Very funny
I've just started parkour and even the roll hurts still, but this just goes to show how the right place and the right people and the right talent makes it seem flawless. Didn't even know they learnt the roll u til the flashback, that's awesome
Man psychology is something else. Of all the confidence talks Brian has done over the years and magic tricks... You'd think there wouldn't be a mental roadblock to this.
Props to Brian, I'm just watching and I felt his exhaustion from jumping over and over again. I want you to do more of these kind of physical stuffs but anything is just fine and fun to watch. Cheers!
How everyone imagines they will look when jumping a chain link fence, get snagged, and faceplant into a "pain scorpion" so hard it knocks the wind out of you.
What would help Brian out is if the guys made a loooong stretch of foam behind the vault. Like 2 or 3 of these and then asking them to literally run and dive over the fault like if it were a window in an action movie. When you get that down, you remove the fear factor of going horizontal for when they actually do it with their hands.
Watching this makes me immediately want to try it, but then I remember that I'm fat, out of shape, lack upper body strength, and have no immediate plans to rectify any of those things.
"Do you think we need the pool noodle?" "Dude, he's just not getting it..." "We only use that for teaching kids." "Have you seen their youtube channel?"
If you think kongs are scary I can't wait to see you guys learn dash vaults. I did one over 2 stacked up tractor tires once and it took me like 100 tries to get it
lol @ Brian worrying about the kitchen knife and his flip-flop'd feet. I cook barefoot usually and sometimes am even an idiot and fry things without a shirt on. I'm gonna claim this as a confident Modern Rogue thing rather than just being extremely reckless.
I remember doing something similar in gym class with a spring box (or vaulting box?) with a spring board in front of it. We were told told land on top of it by the gym teacher but I always ended up clearing it.
I used to do parkour about 8 years ago, and I've thought about getting back into it on a few occasions. Watching this I realize I still remember the technique and I even remember how it _feels_, more or less. That little hop is totally what kills Brian's attempts. Gotta go at it from that lower angle, then take it in stride instead of blocking and swing the back leg up more to elevate the hips. I'm certainly not an expert by any means (not really even an amateur anymore lol), but that's how I remember it making sense to me at least.
I was teaching my brother how to do front handsprings off of my back as I was leaning down. Practicing a front handspring off of a block or someones back gives you more time to get your body to flip over correctly. His hands slipped off my back and he piledrove his head into the ground. I think that's why he's four inches shorter than I am.
Some slow-mo shots, from cameras/phones that can do 960fps video, would be interesting to see and then they could tick off things they are doing wrong. As for parkour, I remember seeing the documentary 'Jump London' in 2003 and thought 'Finally, I've found out the next stage of what me & a mate used to do from when we were kids' and yep, I hurt myself good and proper many a time!
Ok I have now watched this a few times (look, I don't have a life, okay) and I wish I could let Brian know just how proud I am of him that he kept going at it. That tenacity is a rare quality, and he showed he has it in spades. I can't help but wonder, as a short-arse myself, whether there needs to be some slight variance in technique that would benefit Brian, where Jason, Dmitri, and Eric are all that bit taller and so all follow the same technique successfully. I also think that Brian was much closer than he realised, and his psychological drive for perfection is part of what held him back. Perfectionism can get you a long way, but it can also be a barrier. Anyway, that's my two-penn'orth after a few viewings.
Brian, you're missing a key element and I'm very disappointed they didn't catch this. You're not supposed to hold on for a long time. When your hands reach the block pop your hips high and immediately pull. Don't try to hold on. Also it helps to reach for the furthest edge of the block.
I had the same experience as Brian in my high school PE course trying to do handstands against a wall. I just couldn't bring myself to dive at the wall and floor. In the end the teacher and a friend of mine lifted me up against the wall, and I held the posture for a solid three seconds before collapsing. Still passed the course, though with a grade of 7.
Holy crap, you guys need to find a local chef to teach you knife skills. Watching you try to dice that jalapeño in the Hello Fresh ad was painful, Brian.
The light beckons from the end of the tunnel, caterpillars are busting out of their gooey cocoons as moths and butterflies, and we are starting to flutter and barrel roll our way back out into the world. As we emerge and congregate, how cool would it be to identify your fellow Rogues at a glance? Surgical grade masks with a single golden-yellow ear strap are a cheeky, subtle way to do just that! Read more about them at www.scamstuff.com/products/modern-rogue-masks. We’re giving away packs of 50 Modern Rogue masks to THREE winners of this week’s free giveaway. Enter for free at gimme.scamstuff.com for a chance to win (no purchase necessary, giveaway ends 7/22/2021). Congrats to the winners of last week's Rogue's Revenge giveaway: Caleb Shields and Manohar M. (we will contact you via email within the next two weeks.)
umm ok
Oooo
Never in a million years would I had predicted Jason being a parkour savant. He doesn't even have a ManBun!! :)
Genuinely I love how he's the one who is good at this as it feels like he's usually the goof on these things.
The Geriatric Fauxhawk is equally emasculating, and seems to achieve the same results.
He hid his manbun somewhere in the room, and you have 5 minutes to find it.
Same, I really thought Brian would nail it first.
omg, petition for Jason to get a manbun!!! How would that compare to Brian's most epic mullet ever?
This has an inspirational feel to it. The fact that this probably wasn't emotionally comfortable, but you kept working at it. Well worth the watch. Nice!
Emotionally? I think it's more a natural almost instinct adversion to risk. I'd guess Bryan isn't the sky diving type.
Or, he just can't jump... Either way, his persistence was definitely worth watching.
@@Sheridantank I’m not referring to the avoidance of the maneuver. I’m speaking to the subconscious body cues of embarrassment because his failures were being recorded for the entire UA-cam world to see. Lol
@@Sheridantank Brian*
@@arguy2021
I gotcha, definitely right there.
Brian does two jumps, that's why he fucks up. He does a small leap forward whilest running, that kills his momentum.
Yeah. It seems like he's trying to jump with both feet. Using just one would keep the momentum going, like long jumpers do.
My wife does this same thing when bowling. She does the approach, then comes to a complete stop and swings her arm.
@@clementj Nope, professional parkour athletes use both legs, but staggering them instead of punching together. That way you have the added power for more height which long jumpers do not need.
@@jammaschan Staggering them would still end up jumping on the last foot that touches the ground. Even high jumpers jump on one leg to reach great heights.
@@clementj check the footage of professional parkour athletes, a lot of them jump with both legs (Example: ua-cam.com/video/jRtl00fAvTg/v-deo.html and for the best kong vaulter in my opinion doing it ua-cam.com/video/1g8oG2BRQyU/v-deo.html )
I love how as the lesson goes on, Brian starts Naruto running more and more.
At some point Brian starts Naruto running and I can't stop seeing it
Same!
11:58 THATS WAS SO CLEAN
As someone who's spent a decade in the parkour community and various levels of coaching... I saw this video title and thought "this is gonna be a train wreck im so excited"
I see the title and I think "If the answer isn't Toby from Storror I'm gonna be pissed"
As a job? That's the most 1st world thing to put on a resume. No offense meant, I think it's really cool.
@@staticsight Exactly what I thought.
Next up on Modern Rogue Parkour™: the faceplant
Dw they'll be pros XD
Jason's come a long way from his drinking days. Also, i need more Brian and Jason cooking energy in my life.
Cooking adjacent
Wdym? Was he an alcoholic at some point?
@@thunderusnight Can't claim to know for certain or the extent of it, but afaik he did enjoy the booze and just put a stop to it some time ago now.
Are we done with the tea house? I was kinda looking forward to more of that
I was too, still hoping they do more.
You looking for tea house? Just go in your little sister's room and you can find a whole tea set in there
There's one more on the way!
-one of the MR editors
Yep Heather is correct. Look for the next tea episode on Monday
@@heathertayte4329 good shit, I'm a big fan of their hobby related videos (cigars, tea, etc;).
God these trainers are good, they know all the right words to describe what and how to do, so freaking sweet and supportive especially with those little comments like "Oh! That was slick!" like god damn I wanna learn parkour with these guys now
I don't wanna diss anybody, but I've been training for 10 years and I've worked as a parkour coach and I can tell you Brian can absolutely do it and it's not mental and it's not about the hands. He pushes his hips too much to the front after the vault, in order to reach for the ground. It's easily solvable by just "freezing" after you plant your hands (pretend you're a cannonball), and landing on all fours while still tilted to the front. Then you do the same, but extend the legs earlier - while still tilted to the front. Boom - perfect kong
yeah the split legs before he jumps is all he needs they taught them both to jump off of 2 feet which is just crazy inefficient
@@joshcrawley1937 no jumping off of two feet is actually what a lot of parkour athletes (even basketball players) do. The difference is they stagger their step instead of punching with their feet together. This gives them more power which using one foot cannot give.
@@jammaschan true but if you're teaching beginners you wanna teach them with split feet
@@joshcrawley1937 I mean it depends. If they fail to get enough height it does help
You guys are so smart! 🤣🤣🤣
No offense Jason, but I would've never thought you'd be SO GOOD at this!!
It always feels like Jason is super competitive at physical challenges almost like he wants to show Brian up, but not in a bad way, more like to get him to try harder.
@@TheRealAlpha2 oh I get it! I'm a big guy, but if my friends were all doing something I'd go full-tilt in order to show them up haha
@@CptFUBAR exactly!
Jason doing that vault longways genuinely made me laugh out loud from shock, that shit is NOT easy and he is just riding the wave of cool.
Would love to see some kind of dancing, like swing dancing or something, to fill out the gentleman skill tree. Cool video btw!
Brian has competed on a celebrity dance competition so he has the advantage. Of course, the celebrities were all internet celebrities and the budget was much lower than the other show....
now that you mention it, I really want to see Jason try to shuffle..
They did some historical dances with the HEMA crew.
Swing (thankfully) died (again) around the time when Brian was first on TV (2000). Though it would be fun to see him try swing moves, either with Murphy, Mrs. Shwood, or Briana from their friends the Whiskey Tribe (she'd look cute in '40s clothes).
Seeing Brian's knife skills in the Hello Fresh promo shows me that we need an episode with a chef on proper kitchen knife technique
The parkour videos are one of if not my favorite series. Next do the wall-run/wall-jump!
Bless you king of kings for that epilogue of Brian's trials and tribulations.
jasons looking thinner.
also can you guys do more of that anarchist cookbook cool stuff??
I was a judge at a chili cook-off several years ago. Yes. Yes you can screw chili up. Badly.
could you share some... "notable" examples?
Brian: “You’re the Parkour king, I know how to eat fire. I’m comfortable with this!”
Also Brian: *Teaches Jason how to eat fire*
It's funny seeing Bryan being risk adverse and restrained in this stuff but he also juggles and spits fire and other sketchy stuff.
The man will put almost anything in his mouth, hopping over a big cushion... nah.
Every time I see Brian's knife "skills" I'm shaking nervously. By the way, Jason's happy grunts are heart melting xD (p. s. I wish I have uncles like you)
Jason is killing it, I'm proud
Having watched UK parkour group STORROR I tried doing some myself recently - still on the basics. Then this video shows up just as I restart watching the channel.
The amount of positive comments both excite me and scare me of what's to come.
This pk videos are by far my favorite out of the bunch, please keep doing them
I did gymnastics for years as a kid, I used to do this stuff all the time, and I was honestly very impressed by how well they both did.
"You're a leaf on the wind."
No! Bad Jason! Still too soon.
"you're parkour king but I know how to eat fire" - Brian brushwood after teaching Jason how to eat fire on video
I have forgotten the name of the dude with the grey hair but the first time he does a cat up is so elegant like when I started some odd 6 years ago, I didn’t do it nearly as good
Plus the guy with the cap started to develop into what we at Aapes call a cash vault (cat vault straight into a dash vault)
grey hair is jason murphy, cap is brian brushwood!
@@Yokozai cheers legend
I love how Brian was like I can eat fire so I'm fine with Jason being parkour King.... Did you forget the fire eating lesson that Jason absolutely smashed hahaha
FORK YEAH! I've been hoping you guys would do a parkour episode at some point!
I love parkour and have been doing it on and off for about 16 years.
At one point about 14 years ago, I attended a one week course called "European gathering for street movement"
I got to have lessons taught by people like David Belle(the "founder" of parkour), Yann Hnautra and Laurent Piemontesi who were in the movie Yamakazi, Daniel Ilabaca, Anis Cheurfa and a bunch of other cool people.
All in all, one of the best weeks of my life.
I do parkour and i hate to say this but I recognize the way they're teaching you guys from the training sessions where we teach like 8 year old children. Very funny
I've just started parkour and even the roll hurts still, but this just goes to show how the right place and the right people and the right talent makes it seem flawless. Didn't even know they learnt the roll u til the flashback, that's awesome
Man psychology is something else. Of all the confidence talks Brian has done over the years and magic tricks... You'd think there wouldn't be a mental roadblock to this.
Yooo Jason is killing it!
Props to Brian, I'm just watching and I felt his exhaustion from jumping over and over again. I want you to do more of these kind of physical stuffs but anything is just fine and fun to watch. Cheers!
How everyone imagines they will look when jumping a chain link fence, get snagged, and faceplant into a "pain scorpion" so hard it knocks the wind out of you.
10:00 "leaf on the wind"
Nice!
This video was way overdue. So much fun!
Murphy just kicked so much ass, I can't believe my eyes.
More parkour this is epic.
When I was starting to learn the Kong Vault, my thought process would be "It is just like playing Leapfrog, but you have to tuck your legs in".
What would help Brian out is if the guys made a loooong stretch of foam behind the vault. Like 2 or 3 of these and then asking them to literally run and dive over the fault like if it were a window in an action movie. When you get that down, you remove the fear factor of going horizontal for when they actually do it with their hands.
This one was really fun
SO, how long is the raw footage from this one guys, genuinely interested?
shockingly only 27 minutes!
you can see a clock in the background
I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to watch Brian succeed so badly before.
Watching this makes me immediately want to try it, but then I remember that I'm fat, out of shape, lack upper body strength, and have no immediate plans to rectify any of those things.
This is one of their best endings. Had me in tears laughing.
Jason knowing how to do a bit of Parkour. ...wow, that's not something I would have expected.
these guys are really good and patient teachers
Jason Murphy Parkour King of Kong, and confirmed Brown Coat.
Can we have a rogue episode with a Chef to show Brian how to hold a knife
There's something so comforting in seeing Brian fail constantly. Your my hero
Woo! Parkour.... wait.... hang on...... That was a firefly reference......
Jason: props ❤️
Karaoke Cooking sounds like the next Food Network show. Or maybe just the next TikTok trend.
This gives me flashbacks of jumping over bins when I was 10 and feeling like superman lol.
"i cried and laughed at the ending, 5 stars" - ebert 2021
This was actually so funny to me because I used to this all the time as a really young kid
I was really hoping the segment at the end was going to be a "It was at this moment Brian realized - he f**ked up. moment"
"Do you think we need the pool noodle?"
"Dude, he's just not getting it..."
"We only use that for teaching kids."
"Have you seen their youtube channel?"
12:56
Brian: You said the word 'chilli' I heard the words 'can't screw this one up'
Me: I heard 'shilley'
Was feeling frisky and decided to watch Jason and Brian cook Hello Fresh lol 15:06 looks almost identical to their prison chili lmao
If you think kongs are scary I can't wait to see you guys learn dash vaults. I did one over 2 stacked up tractor tires once and it took me like 100 tries to get it
the little preview doesn't make it look that scary but learning it very much is
lol @ Brian worrying about the kitchen knife and his flip-flop'd feet. I cook barefoot usually and sometimes am even an idiot and fry things without a shirt on. I'm gonna claim this as a confident Modern Rogue thing rather than just being extremely reckless.
To answer the title, that would be Toby Segar. He's definitely the parkour king of kongs
I remember doing something similar in gym class with a spring box (or vaulting box?) with a spring board in front of it. We were told told land on top of it by the gym teacher but I always ended up clearing it.
love the parkour episodes!
That was a hilarious ending!
Here I am, enjoying watching them learn this, whilst myself trying to learn the same, only having concrete to jump on
Jason is a parkour prodigy, change my mind.
Shwood does own shoes with closed toes!
Pointy or sharp objects: flip flops
Parkour: shoes
I used to do parkour about 8 years ago, and I've thought about getting back into it on a few occasions. Watching this I realize I still remember the technique and I even remember how it _feels_, more or less. That little hop is totally what kills Brian's attempts. Gotta go at it from that lower angle, then take it in stride instead of blocking and swing the back leg up more to elevate the hips. I'm certainly not an expert by any means (not really even an amateur anymore lol), but that's how I remember it making sense to me at least.
10:01 "You are a leaf on the wind."
Wait.... Didn't Wash die?
I miss doing parkour. I got a desk job and gained hella weight. Used to do double kong. Didn't learn much else though, lol.
I was teaching my brother how to do front handsprings off of my back as I was leaning down. Practicing a front handspring off of a block or someones back gives you more time to get your body to flip over correctly. His hands slipped off my back and he piledrove his head into the ground. I think that's why he's four inches shorter than I am.
Brian is such a Dad in this one.
YESSSSSS I MISSED THESE GUYS!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Holy shit Murphy!! 😳🔥
Some slow-mo shots, from cameras/phones that can do 960fps video, would be interesting to see and then they could tick off things they are doing wrong. As for parkour, I remember seeing the documentary 'Jump London' in 2003 and thought 'Finally, I've found out the next stage of what me & a mate used to do from when we were kids' and yep, I hurt myself good and proper many a time!
Ok I have now watched this a few times (look, I don't have a life, okay) and I wish I could let Brian know just how proud I am of him that he kept going at it. That tenacity is a rare quality, and he showed he has it in spades. I can't help but wonder, as a short-arse myself, whether there needs to be some slight variance in technique that would benefit Brian, where Jason, Dmitri, and Eric are all that bit taller and so all follow the same technique successfully. I also think that Brian was much closer than he realised, and his psychological drive for perfection is part of what held him back. Perfectionism can get you a long way, but it can also be a barrier. Anyway, that's my two-penn'orth after a few viewings.
i cant believe im learning this from this channel and not from storror
can we have moar of this? i really missed these guys
I'm honestly super pleased that Jason is finally better at something than Brian.
That ending though :D
Brian, you're missing a key element and I'm very disappointed they didn't catch this. You're not supposed to hold on for a long time. When your hands reach the block pop your hips high and immediately pull. Don't try to hold on. Also it helps to reach for the furthest edge of the block.
This is one of those things I pretend it’s hard to make them feel good 😂
I had the same experience as Brian in my high school PE course trying to do handstands against a wall. I just couldn't bring myself to dive at the wall and floor. In the end the teacher and a friend of mine lifted me up against the wall, and I held the posture for a solid three seconds before collapsing. Still passed the course, though with a grade of 7.
The laugh at the end reminded me of squidward
if they felt that kong vaults needed a lot of confidence, then they need to try dash vaults! it would be entertaining...
Holy crap, you guys need to find a local chef to teach you knife skills. Watching you try to dice that jalapeño in the Hello Fresh ad was painful, Brian.
3,5 years ago?! it cant be that long!
How does Brian have the coordination of a magician one moment, but two left feet the next?
He doesn't use his feet for magic, probably.
They listened to me! Wish I'd been there coach though, you probably could've fit all the vaults into one video 😂
@@kitsuneneko2567 haha
I feel like Brian tried to bury Jason with that lengthwise one 😒😂
When being the shortest person in the room might become part of one's self conscious.
Why did they set up everything that way? Couldn't you do that NOT in front of the wooden wall? I was waiting for the injury counter to show up!
10:28 Brian suddenly begins to naruto run 🏃♂️