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It's great at the end to have them making duck noises and then Jason just intermittently overpowering them with a noise halfway between "War Of The Worlds" and "Giant Demon Frog"
So Brian 'cheated' by creating a mnemonic to help him remember, which worked so well he still remembers it to this day? Pretty sure that's not cheating, that's just playing to your strengths so you memorise the thing you had to memorise
"All that heard the sound trembled. Many of the Orcs cast themselves on their faces and covered their ears with their claws. Back from the deep the echoes came, blast upon blast, as if on every cliff a mighty herald stood."
I’m an Arizona ranger, and I won’t be too long in town. I came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead. And it doesn’t matter, I’m after Texas Red. After Texas Red.
I'm old enough to remember an episode of "Happy Days" where one of the characters used a singing mnemonic to pass an important exam. It's why something like "Schoolhouse Rock" decades ago is why I can still SING the Preamble to the US Constitution. ;) So absolutely agreed, NOT cheating!
Hahaha. This comment took me back to 6th grade band class where the instructor constantly yelled, "Stop puffing your cheeks! You're making it harder!!!"
@@gigglesgames1 exactly right, on trumpet (I'm a flute player mind you) I can be mostly in tune, if I puff my cheeks out? I'm down anywhere from an ⅛th tone, to 2 half steps, its crazy
@@mechwarrior5727 Former trumpet player here. Puffing your cheeks out just makes it harder for you. As my instructor would say "you gotta work on your chops", in other words, you have to build up those muscles and the muscle memory so you can buzz right. Once you have that down, pretty much any brass instrument is the same. My dentist hates me for it though, since my lower lip is so strong I have to move it by hand to brush the base of my front teeth.
You should mount the Hobomaphone to the roof of rogue HQ. It can be like the Horn of Gondor crossed with the beacons. The Hobomaphone sounds, Rogue HQ calls for aid!
If you guys actually made an album, even if it were experimental like the intro, I legit would buy it to play in my car (the CD player is the only working thing in the car right now).
The other night I missed the fog horn. I grew up in the 60s on the Maine coast, and fog horns were the sweetest sound that went along with waves lapping. As time and tech changed the fog horns vanished and tonight I thought, "Lets make one!" WOW @ 16:25 that is so perfect! But there after...
You know, if you were to swap the first letters on "War" & "Horn" with each other, you'd get a pretty good device to use if you were driving past the red light district
I love how even though this episode was enjoyable, if I try to screenshot the Orchestra, I can't show it to anyone cuz it just looks like 3 crackheads makin it work. Love you guys, but less crack next time lol
Reminds me of high school when I had to switch between different saxophones depending on what the band was doing. The alto took a ton of pressure but next to no air flow compared to the baritone which was all air flow and no pressure.
I was on the edge of my seat hoping he was quoting Crystal Method instead of The Dark Crystal itself.... Gonna load up that album right after this episode!
Scrolling through here wondering if literally anybody else caught that but me. I was like I know those words and then it hit me. I went and listened to it immediately after.
for those weed smokers out there an empty bong is usually a hellish sounding noise if you blow through where the bowl/+stem would be i used my friends 4 ft acrylic and my lord i had a few neighbors actually come by and ask if everything was okay due to how goddamn loud it was
@@SaltNBattery i just grabbed the shop-vac from the garage (which thankfully the garage door into the house is right next to the front door) and just "i dont know how but i got a piece of cardboard wedged in the connection point of the tube and the body itself" edit: or something really close to that. a real succinct, no rebuttal sorta answer thank f u c k they believed it cause i was absolutely shitting bullets and sweating bricks (purposely got those wrong to accentuate to the whole "im gonna have a heart attack AND an aneurism at the same time" feeling) also thank god i actually no goddamn joke sucked up a piece of cardboard only an hour or 2 prior when i was cleaning the house abit, gave me that "inspiration" or i wouldve just been standing there so awkwardly trying to think of ANYTHING (anything* thats atleast mildly believable) tl;dr told em i sucked up paper product which somehow fucking worked? also, bong-horns are stupidly awesome/+ can be stupidly loud
and also WOAH at the end..all that ruckuss at the end sounded like the beginners band room warm up before a concert..the clarinets in specific..my god a memory i havent had in years
Now they have to paint themselves blue and make a super janky album with these horns. I will buy it immediately That last one sounded like they were going for Bon Jovi’s You Give Love A Bad Name 🤣
In the end ad, you were talking about razor blade life spans, and while I have no idea how true this is, apparently one of the things that causes a razor blade to become ineffective is when the little bit of water that is left on the blade dries, it leaves behind... Like a hard water stain, which keeps the blade from working properly. What I was told is that if you rinse the blade off with rubbing alcohol after using the razor, you are diluting the water with the alcohol, which dries better/faster than just water, and thus leaves less of a hard water spot. Again, I have no idea how true this is, but from personal experience, I've had to change the blades less often, so it seems pretty true.
Had country family relo's who used a cow bell or some such to signal meal times, and as a 14 yr old kid went to a sheep station in the outback and the gentleman who owned the farm had a dinner bell to signal the farm hands for meals or knock off time etc...
you should make a video where you get a climber to teach you how to rappel using just ropes, or ropes and carabiners, and some cool tricks, but rappelling would be cool indeed !
I say this,lovingly & as a fan since Scam School but, I can not believe how great the portion we can try at home turned out! We need to see a chorus of them.
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When Jason played what he called Quantum Leap, it sounds exactly like John The Fisherman by Primus
14:24 Is this the first time Brian's used tape??
You guys should learn some epoxy resin work! Like make one of those cool live edge tables or encase something in resin and shape it!
I thought the guy said pvc farts I'm disappointed
Keith Richards cannot be killed with conventional weapons.
"Who's inserting, who's blowing and who's holding?" is quite possibly my new favorite MR quote
@@burritodog3634 yes that’s why it’s funny
I need it on a shirt.
What was your previous favorite
More bushing for the pushing
@@cavemandanwilder5597 lmfao, what episode is that from?
Cory's frequent side turns of "If I'm not looking in the direction of the obvious self-harm hazard, I can't be held liable" will never get old...
It's a practical life skill, no one _wants_ the spray of blood to catch them directly in the eye.
Jason’s “everything’s a drum” killed me. I love aunty Donna.
Also just noticed Jason and I both have that turtle tattoo.
That skit haunts me still.
and hold fast on his knuckles
"You're just playing it wrong... everything is a drum"
Are does real?
It's great at the end to have them making duck noises and then Jason just intermittently overpowering them with a noise halfway between "War Of The Worlds" and "Giant Demon Frog"
So Brian 'cheated' by creating a mnemonic to help him remember, which worked so well he still remembers it to this day?
Pretty sure that's not cheating, that's just playing to your strengths so you memorise the thing you had to memorise
10:50 "Who's inserting, who's blowing and who's holding?"
Do you want fan fics? This is how you get fan fics
Attach an air compressor and you got a dubstep cannon. The Wub Machine.
Also known as "The Bass Canon", proven bane to stuck up snobs and chaotic neutral demi-gods alike. ;)
[saint's row iv intensifies]
"Slaneesh sings through us!"
"All that heard the sound trembled. Many of the Orcs cast themselves on their faces and covered their ears with their claws. Back from the deep the echoes came, blast upon blast, as if on every cliff a mighty herald stood."
I read this to the tune of Big Iron 😂 Thank you
I’m an Arizona ranger, and I won’t be too long in town.
I came here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead.
And it doesn’t matter, I’m after Texas Red.
After Texas Red.
@@terra31313 Now I want an LOTR parody written as a western
Brian, that is not cheating. That's an effective mnemonic.
I'm old enough to remember an episode of "Happy Days" where one of the characters used a singing mnemonic to pass an important exam. It's why something like "Schoolhouse Rock" decades ago is why I can still SING the Preamble to the US Constitution. ;)
So absolutely agreed, NOT cheating!
6th grade they made us memorize prepositions to “Yankee Doodle” and then I taught myself to do the alphabet backwards for grins
OMG...... that opening was glorious. LOL. Whoever came up with that deserves a raise.
Heather, one of our amazing editors
"Who's inserting, who's blowing, and who's holding?"
Truly the age-old question.
PVC is to the modern rogue as hot glue is to 5 min crafts. But Modern Rogue does a damn fine job every time
The intro is pure gold. I can't stop laughing
Povilaz can you help me?
Seeing them discover how much air wind instruments take is hilarious
Don't puff your cheeks!
Hahaha. This comment took me back to 6th grade band class where the instructor constantly yelled, "Stop puffing your cheeks! You're making it harder!!!"
@@gigglesgames1 exactly right, on trumpet (I'm a flute player mind you) I can be mostly in tune, if I puff my cheeks out? I'm down anywhere from an ⅛th tone, to 2 half steps, its crazy
@@mechwarrior5727 Former trumpet player here. Puffing your cheeks out just makes it harder for you. As my instructor would say "you gotta work on your chops", in other words, you have to build up those muscles and the muscle memory so you can buzz right. Once you have that down, pretty much any brass instrument is the same.
My dentist hates me for it though, since my lower lip is so strong I have to move it by hand to brush the base of my front teeth.
@@morpheus636 that's hilarious
@@gigglesgames1
“I like the challenge teach!”
You should mount the Hobomaphone to the roof of rogue HQ. It can be like the Horn of Gondor crossed with the beacons. The Hobomaphone sounds, Rogue HQ calls for aid!
It has begun! Sound the horn of Wrongdor!
Excuse you, that's the HONK of Wrongdor. XD
@@JD-128 you are right, I'm terribly sorry
@@Wanderer24 You are forgiven. XD
If I don’t see “the ultimate Emphysema Orchestra Collection” on CD in the next scam stuff sale, I’m making it myself.
Haha, when the 'adult' says, "I'm not sure, I don't music"
Chef's kiss.
I love Modern Rogue for moments like this.
So what Patreon level gets me The Ultimate Emphysema Orchestra Collection? Genuinely curious.
I might have to join the Patreon in order to get it.
That huge cyberpunk warhorn sounds so cool. It's so soothing and terrifying. "War of the worlds" vibes.
UUuuulaaa
If you guys actually made an album, even if it were experimental like the intro, I legit would buy it to play in my car (the CD player is the only working thing in the car right now).
If that CD is on sale, it is still way better merch than majority of other channels are offering :D
21:28 that genuinely sounds like a clarinet
you should try to hook the big foghorn up to a 300 bar scuba tank, with no regulators, just directly to the tank valve.
"Give us a job!"
"Fine, do it!"
"What am I doing?"
Epic intro today boys!
And you finished with everyone passing out playing the horns. 😂
I can already see Brian, Jason, and Corey getting chased out of HQ because they kept driving everyone insane!
Crew was very unpleased
The other night I missed the fog horn. I grew up in the 60s on the Maine coast, and fog horns were the sweetest sound that went along with waves lapping. As time and tech changed the fog horns vanished and tonight I thought, "Lets make one!" WOW @ 16:25 that is so perfect! But there after...
That large horn sounds almost like a seismic charge from Star Wars lol
Anyone else wondering if Jason's tatoos are legit, or if it's an upcoming video
Stenography episode. Sorry to try that rabbit hole
My guess is "how a tattoo works" and they just used temp ink and let Jason get weird ones his body will absorb in a couple weeks
@@purpleYamask they will be assimilated.
@@MusiciansReflib kinda, it's more just that his body will shove the ink particles into his liver
the hold fast is obviously fake as both the H and F are already fading.
You know, if you were to swap the first letters on "War" & "Horn" with each other, you'd get a pretty good device to use if you were driving past the red light district
I had to pause the video to compose myself when Jason started doing the Conan monologue. 🤣
Yup. I was like BEST FILM EVER! And he did it so well. You can tell he was trined well from an early age.....
this episode definitely needed someone playing spoons behind some of the horn playing, but its all just so ridiculous and beautiful
This is fascinating the hell out of my birds.
Brian staring at a table of parts entirely made of plastic: "Wait... Plastic?!"
In the distance if you listen closely you can just make out a voice,one that echoes throughout the age
THAT'S MY HORSE!!!!!
I think I've never heard analog dubstep before this video! haha
Great job guys!!!
Brian doing Crystal Method was the best thing ever!!!!
You know what? Vegas still holds up. Listened to it all the way through last week. Still slaps.
Modern Rogue hoedown is now my ringtone.
I love how even though this episode was enjoyable, if I try to screenshot the Orchestra, I can't show it to anyone cuz it just looks like 3 crackheads makin it work.
Love you guys, but less crack next time lol
19:28 - the "TUBErculosis Trio"
the Honk of Wrongdor through the Hobomophone...
Reminds me of high school when I had to switch between different saxophones depending on what the band was doing. The alto took a ton of pressure but next to no air flow compared to the baritone which was all air flow and no pressure.
reciting the entire conan opening monologue, and the dark crystal, to stupid pipe noises. perfection.
When they were making "music", I realized all they made was dubstep sans drum beats.
Actually, to me, that sounds more like a clarinet. but that checks out because the inside of a clarinet is cylindrical like PVC.
12:50 My man just laid down a Dark Crystal reference
I love this show
I was on the edge of my seat hoping he was quoting Crystal Method instead of The Dark Crystal itself.... Gonna load up that album right after this episode!
Scrolling through here wondering if literally anybody else caught that but me. I was like I know those words and then it hit me. I went and listened to it immediately after.
My gosh. That intro. That brought me straight back to the 90's.
Thank you.
Can't You? Cant you *Trip Like I Do* 13:13 Nice Filter/The Crystal Method reference there Brian!
for those weed smokers out there
an empty bong is usually a hellish sounding noise if you blow through where the bowl/+stem would be
i used my friends 4 ft acrylic and my lord i had a few neighbors actually come by and ask if everything was okay due to how goddamn loud it was
clarifying, the bong is you gotta get the lip just right, cant just blow
What did you tell them when they knocked on your door?
@@SaltNBattery i just grabbed the shop-vac from the garage (which thankfully the garage door into the house is right next to the front door) and just "i dont know how but i got a piece of cardboard wedged in the connection point of the tube and the body itself" edit: or something really close to that. a real succinct, no rebuttal sorta answer
thank f u c k they believed it cause i was absolutely shitting bullets and sweating bricks (purposely got those wrong to accentuate to the whole "im gonna have a heart attack AND an aneurism at the same time" feeling)
also thank god i actually no goddamn joke sucked up a piece of cardboard only an hour or 2 prior when i was cleaning the house abit, gave me that "inspiration" or i wouldve just been standing there so awkwardly trying to think of ANYTHING (anything* thats atleast mildly believable)
tl;dr told em i sucked up paper product which somehow fucking worked? also, bong-horns are stupidly awesome/+ can be stupidly loud
14:57 holy crap, it was quantum leap. loving the 80s tv references. Elder rogues unite!
and also WOAH at the end..all that ruckuss at the end sounded like the beginners band room warm up before a concert..the clarinets in specific..my god a memory i havent had in years
Would busting a blood vessel had counted as resetting the injury counter?
This has all the energy of kids being given recorders in elementary school and I’m kinda here for it.
Now they have to paint themselves blue and make a super janky album with these horns. I will buy it immediately
That last one sounded like they were going for Bon Jovi’s You Give Love A Bad Name 🤣
“Should we have goggles?” “Yep”
I half expected that to be followed up with “do you want some?” “Nope”
Crystal Method reference? Thanks for making some of us feel ancient. "Damn you Brushwood!"
The fact that you made a crystal method reference makes me love you more
Dear lord, I loved your "cover" of Trip Like I Do-- the moment he started with the narration I knew where it was going.
So glad you caught that.
I stuck my saxophone mouthpiece on a large traffic cone once. That was quite an effective signaling horn.
Can I just make it clear that when I woke up today I never wanted to hear the phrase fingering my bushing.
The most innuendo filled episode ever.
In this design, I would call it a membrane rather than a reed. The physics is basically the same principal though.
Awesome reference by Brian. I love that band!
The song they pay together is what a slowmo car crash sounds like
I knew he was making a crystal method reference, I'm so glad i get Brian's humor and references.
Jason’s getting those overtones with no struggle at all sheeeesh
This video could also be titled "How to annoy everyone in your home and your neighbors, just by breathing".
In the end ad, you were talking about razor blade life spans, and while I have no idea how true this is, apparently one of the things that causes a razor blade to become ineffective is when the little bit of water that is left on the blade dries, it leaves behind... Like a hard water stain, which keeps the blade from working properly. What I was told is that if you rinse the blade off with rubbing alcohol after using the razor, you are diluting the water with the alcohol, which dries better/faster than just water, and thus leaves less of a hard water spot.
Again, I have no idea how true this is, but from personal experience, I've had to change the blades less often, so it seems pretty true.
this is like day 84 on a castaway island, and they're doing anything to send out a signal to be rescued.
"If you can't duct it then fuck it" Wise words from most mechanics lmao
There better be a trombone sequel to this. I mean... slide a tube over it and you would be done.
not long until one of those guys discovers the brown note completely by accident
You’ll know when it happens by the way they waddle.
the 'everythings a drum' caught me so off guard. actual Vietnam flashbacks xD
Holy fuck, you guys are absolutely fucking hilarious, Hehe pure Modern Rogue at its finest
Couplers, reducers, expanders. Bushings are generally not used as 'connectors'.
Modern rogue never change. I love every video
Had country family relo's who used a cow bell or some such to signal meal times, and as a 14 yr old kid went to a sheep station in the outback and the gentleman who owned the farm had a dinner bell to signal the farm hands for meals or knock off time etc...
It's true!! Everything is a drum!! I shout as I sip my morning brown.
you should make a video where you get a climber to teach you how to rappel using just ropes, or ropes and carabiners, and some cool tricks, but rappelling would be cool indeed !
For real though, where do I get that CD?
Might be able to get a good medium between mouth and air compressor by hooking up a bike pump. Might make it more portable too.
"Everything's a drum." 🤣🤣🤣
i love a good war horn! it seems quite scary if you went to war and heard a real war horn coming from the enemy
On the large one it just sounded like Jason was saying "WOOOOOOAH" in a voice changer box lol
20:12 I see 2 main problems here...
1: That doesn't make a proper seal
2: That is a SAFETY AIRGUN internally limited to 30 PSI.
The opening videomercial was amazing!
Foghorns are okay on their own but you couple it with a Leghorn...Legendary.
I say this,lovingly & as a fan since Scam School but, I can not believe how great the portion we can try at home turned out! We need to see a chorus of them.
Oh snap! I should have waited until the end.
this video is gonna be great for when my upstairs neighbors decide to vacuum at midnights..surround sound here we come
Hey Brian nice Pip Boi lmao 9:55
This might just be the best MR episode. And that album cover is killer.
you should totally make an air raid siren! it's just some discs with holes, a box and a motor.
I imagine making a good seal with the air compressor would help make it louder. Kind of like a gel earbud insert, just in a larger scale.
19:05
Please upload the next 35 seconds to Spotify.
Pretty please?
The Emphysema Orchestra CD is something I would actually be interested in. That's hilarious.
This music was slightly better than the soundtrack to 'Death Wish'
A busing is used to protect one thing from rubbing on, or being cut by, another thing