It’s JD Vance. Not J.D. Vance.

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  • J.D. Vance is now officially JD Vance in the Washington Post style guide, as well as the AP Stylebook.
    When it comes to Republican vice presidential nominee JD Vance's name, it’s complicated.
    The senator from Ohio introduced himself to the world in 2016 when he published his bestselling memoir, “Hillbilly Elegy,” under the name J.D. Vance - “like jay-dot-dee-dot,” he wrote, short for James David. In the book, he explained that this was not the first iteration of his name. Nor would it be the last.
    He was born James Donald Bowman in Middletown, Ohio, on Aug. 2, 1984, his middle and last names the same as his biological father, Donald Bowman. His parents split up “around the time I started walking,” he writes. When he was about 6, his mother, Beverly, married for the third time. He was adopted by his new stepfather, Robert Hamel, and his mother renamed him James David Hamel.
    “I shared a name with no one I really cared about (which bothered me already), and with Bob gone, explaining why my name was J.D. Hamel would require a few additional awkward moments,” he writes in “Hillbilly Elegy.” “Yeah, my legal father’s last name is Hamel. You haven’t met him because I don’t see him. No, I don’t know why I don’t see him. Of all the things that I hated about my childhood, nothing compared to the revolving door of father figures.”
    So he decided to change his name again, to Vance - the last name of his beloved Mamaw, the grandmother who raised him.
    When Vance jumped into politics in July 2021, he had removed the periods from J.D. He’d often used this shorthand, JD, over his lifetime.
    Asked by The Associated Press at the time if this was a formal change, or merely stylistic, his campaign said it was how Vance preferred to be referred to in print. He has maintained the usage as a U.S. senator, referring to himself as JD Vance on his Senate website, in press releases and in certain campaign and business filings.
    The nominee’s legal name today is James David Vance. The AP, whose industry-standard AP Stylebook advises to generally call people by the name they prefer, honors his request to go by JD with no periods.
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  • @alecmagill5337
    @alecmagill5337 2 місяці тому +9146

    JD Vance should become a lawyer so he can be Vance, JD, JD

    • @nax2337
      @nax2337 2 місяці тому +512

      and a DJ in his freetime: DJ Vance, JD, JD

    • @domanicjordan
      @domanicjordan 2 місяці тому +53

      He had his JD

    • @strangekid35
      @strangekid35 2 місяці тому +52

      He went to Yale law- best law school in the country. (Yes better than Harvard). Heck was classmates with vivek

    • @TamzinHadasa
      @TamzinHadasa 2 місяці тому +31

      @@strangekid35 Yale Law's got nothing on Princeton Law.

    • @flarexyz907
      @flarexyz907 2 місяці тому +18

      Now I wanna see Vance, JD, JD on Judge Judy

  • @MrMinewarp
    @MrMinewarp 2 місяці тому +6463

    Wow the actual JD Vance came in just to film this sketch

    • @jonlux
      @jonlux 2 місяці тому +31

      What a guy, to visit us, so sweet

    • @dyngys
      @dyngys 2 місяці тому +19

      *J.D.

    • @cappehnkrunch
      @cappehnkrunch 2 місяці тому +25

      Hide your kids, hide your couch.

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 2 місяці тому +2

      @@cappehnkrunch leave the silverware out, stored safely in the open on the trip bar of the bear trap.

    • @Bird_in_a_Trenchcoat
      @Bird_in_a_Trenchcoat 2 місяці тому

      @@dyngysdyngys spotted in the wild

  • @ohdang8515
    @ohdang8515 2 місяці тому +1021

    Oh. So now he understand wanting to be called the name you feel comfortable with. Cool. That's so great for him. So good he has the freedom to do that.

    • @nickve9519
      @nickve9519 2 місяці тому +13

      But he isn't changing his name. It's the same as a nickname. People, myself included, go by different forms of their names depending on the environment. It's completely different than claiming to be someone you arent

    • @ruekurei88
      @ruekurei88 2 місяці тому +172

      ⁠@@nickve9519People change their names all the time dude(and this is completely ignoring nicknames and name shortenings). lol, you’re in a comment section with a nickname .
      Hell, people weren’t even born with the choice to pick their own name, so saying ‘claiming that they are someone they aren’t’ for a name is pretty ridiculous to begin with.

    • @nickve9519
      @nickve9519 2 місяці тому +6

      @@ruekurei88 huh? None of that made any sense or refuted any of what I said. A name is just a sound people make to get your attention, or a set of characters used to describe someone other than "that one congressman from ohio who is a conservative and has a beard." That's not the same as completely changing you name because of a gender change. Last I checked, JD Vance has nothing against legally changing a name. It makes sense for him to not want the periods, because he probably grew up with people calling him JD. It would be weird to him if people started calling him J Vance, dropping the middle initial. It would be like calling JFK "JK" instead

    • @linksbetweendrinks7032
      @linksbetweendrinks7032 2 місяці тому +84

      ​@@nickve9519A swing and a miss!

    • @easternecho1622
      @easternecho1622 2 місяці тому +2

      He must have that multiple personality syndrome thing.

  • @DarthGardens
    @DarthGardens 2 місяці тому +365

    I believe everyone has the right to control or remove their periods. Mister vance is such a great women’s rights advocate ❤

    • @ginak6775
      @ginak6775 2 місяці тому +18

      😂

    • @socorrogarcia1877
      @socorrogarcia1877 2 місяці тому +8

      Ha

    • @devinl8487
      @devinl8487 2 місяці тому +3

      Your comment took me tf out😂

    • @louhortonsculpture
      @louhortonsculpture Місяць тому +1

      😂

    • @thomthom6268
      @thomthom6268 Місяць тому +3

      I've been removing periods for years. Mr, no period. Ms, no period. USA, ND, SC, no periods. What's that? Well that's very different. Nevermind.

  • @Emmet126
    @Emmet126 2 місяці тому +4735

    Wow, I can't believe they got the real JD Vance to play himself!! 😂

    • @DJILMarioBrothers
      @DJILMarioBrothers 2 місяці тому

      Don’t translate...😠
      भवतः हृदयस्य धड़कनं कतिपयेषु घण्टेषु स्थगयिष्यति, अस्य शापस्य मुक्तिं प्राप्तुं एकमात्रं मार्गं मम चैनलस्य सदस्यतां कुर्वन्तु……….. .

    • @gameguy5086
      @gameguy5086 2 місяці тому +50

      ​@@DJILMarioBrothers Give up.

    • @Ambarrabma
      @Ambarrabma 2 місяці тому +18

      @@DJILMarioBrothersI hope it does stop bro. I hope it does…

    • @UkeCan1
      @UkeCan1 2 місяці тому +3

      @@AmbarrabmaIt will eventually

    • @Ambarrabma
      @Ambarrabma 2 місяці тому +5

      @@UkeCan1 the faster the better

  • @Aescalona
    @Aescalona 2 місяці тому +498

    Glad to see JD Vance himself responding to the J.D. allegations

    • @user-yf5gf9bp7i
      @user-yf5gf9bp7i 2 місяці тому +2

      Next he can address the couch!
      ….Or at least call it back

    • @nela9994
      @nela9994 Місяць тому

      Hey, a least he used a glove. Safer sex precautions, and all.

  • @Dayrotana
    @Dayrotana 2 місяці тому +1871

    Jadey Vance
    From Vance Refrigeration

    • @I_Cast_Fireball
      @I_Cast_Fireball 2 місяці тому +41

      So...what does he do for work?

    • @UkeCan1
      @UkeCan1 2 місяці тому +21

      @@I_Cast_FireballMake the world colder?

    • @adams3560
      @adams3560 2 місяці тому +25

      Shady Vance
      From Vance Detective Agency

    • @Nothinglefttosay
      @Nothinglefttosay 2 місяці тому +4

      Cool it 😂

    • @aech619
      @aech619 2 місяці тому +5

      You won 🏆

  • @AchalMundra
    @AchalMundra 2 місяці тому +329

    99 missed calls from SNL !!!

  • @Idk-ys7rt
    @Idk-ys7rt 2 місяці тому +813

    Its JD Vance, can't believe the Washington Post got him to do the skit for them!

  • @l.aduque4389
    @l.aduque4389 2 місяці тому +230

    Thankfully the Washington post removed all couches beford hiring JD vance to create a safer work environment.

    • @danielnoonan8046
      @danielnoonan8046 2 місяці тому +6

      In think JD can become unburdened by what has been.

    • @MrWaalkman
      @MrWaalkman 2 місяці тому +4

      ...for the couches.

    • @knightsedge7379
      @knightsedge7379 7 днів тому

      You know that's a made up story right?
      I'm assuming you do.

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 2 місяці тому +415

    JD Vance is the Ron Desantis of Sarah Palins.

    • @UkeCan1
      @UkeCan1 2 місяці тому +24

      ... of Dan Quayles

    • @neogrimm
      @neogrimm 2 місяці тому +9

      At least he’s not Sarah Palin herself.

    • @tinkere7243
      @tinkere7243 2 місяці тому +8

      He just keeps giving...us reasons

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 2 місяці тому +1

      @@neogrimm nothing can replicate her.

    • @neogrimm
      @neogrimm 2 місяці тому +9

      @@spvillano And thank god for that fact.

  • @kwilnc
    @kwilnc 2 місяці тому +227

    RIP corkboard. Gone but not forgotten.

    • @DaveJorgenson
      @DaveJorgenson 2 місяці тому +25

      Stay tuned 👀

    • @susanne5803
      @susanne5803 2 місяці тому +7

      Still self expensed though. Will make reappearance during polls and vote counting.

    • @Zevirem
      @Zevirem 2 місяці тому +4

      had to return it for the money to get that new intern

    • @skylern.spenillo9710
      @skylern.spenillo9710 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@DaveJorgenson J.D. when are you gonna run with the board as your VP?? And will a couch be the second lady?

  • @joshuaj.knowles3664
    @joshuaj.knowles3664 2 місяці тому +36

    Whoever played Pam killed it!

  • @erinmboehm
    @erinmboehm 2 місяці тому +14

    OMG U NAILED THIS WITH THIS ANDY/DREW CLIP!! I’m dying 😂😂😂

  • @tatewinters5565
    @tatewinters5565 2 місяці тому +70

    "Pam's" part was acted out perfectly

  • @therealgooseman2358
    @therealgooseman2358 2 місяці тому +47

    It's honestly kinda cute that he thinks the periods are the reason no one likes him

    • @21KJH
      @21KJH 2 місяці тому +17

      Well, because I have periods is the reason I don't like him.

    • @zemoxian
      @zemoxian Місяць тому

      That’s a bit weird.

  • @noaerrr
    @noaerrr 2 місяці тому +67

    He’s like a human looking J.D. Vance

    • @UkeCan1
      @UkeCan1 2 місяці тому +1

      JD

    • @noaerrr
      @noaerrr 2 місяці тому +4

      @@UkeCan1 *J.D.

    • @bogscholar691
      @bogscholar691 13 днів тому +3

      This dude is what would happen if J.D. found the Blue Fairy and wished to be a real boy

  • @JTodd1991
    @JTodd1991 2 місяці тому +67

    The couch doesn't accept your apology

    • @sarahbananarama
      @sarahbananarama 2 місяці тому +4

      It's wild (and truly beautiful, because everything else about the last few months has been a nightmare - Dump should not even be allowed to run) that what will bring those dirt bags down will, indeed, be a made up rumor that one of them had relations with a couch. Because none of the other true horrors seemed to matter. But this is were their own people apparently draw a line.

    • @JTodd1991
      @JTodd1991 2 місяці тому

      @@sarahbananarama it isn't made up. There was a video of him assaulting the couch on Hunter Biden's laptop

    • @nela9994
      @nela9994 Місяць тому +1

      @@sarahbananaramawhy would their people draw the line there? Aren’t they the party of sectional assault?

  • @GMod428
    @GMod428 2 місяці тому +97

    Can't wait until it's Jay Dee Vance

    • @Adam.Frazier
      @Adam.Frazier 2 місяці тому +7

      Jadiev Ants

    • @voncornhole
      @voncornhole 2 місяці тому +3

      He goes the J.A. Happ route and just goes by "Jay" while spelling it JD

    • @hlbwlt4867
      @hlbwlt4867 2 місяці тому

      After that its simple Ye

    • @hardlyworking_
      @hardlyworking_ 23 дні тому

      J Dilla V

    • @musewolfman
      @musewolfman 2 дні тому

      Jason Derulo Vance

  • @Zombie8tHeart
    @Zombie8tHeart 2 місяці тому +27

    "No. I'm JD. J.D. was a weirdo who had a thing for couch."

  • @FutureCommentary1
    @FutureCommentary1 2 місяці тому +35

    DJ chose JD as his running mate.

    • @waroftheworlds2008
      @waroftheworlds2008 2 місяці тому +1

      Something is backwards.

    • @lyddiejohnson
      @lyddiejohnson 2 місяці тому

      ​@@waroftheworlds2008
      Both of them! You just noticed now?

    • @zemoxian
      @zemoxian Місяць тому +1

      @@waroftheworlds2008
      The party?

    • @pamelabennett1492
      @pamelabennett1492 28 днів тому

      😂😂😂😂

    • @FutureCommentary1
      @FutureCommentary1 28 днів тому

      Oh and I since learnt that JD Vance's actual birth middle name was DONALD!

  • @someone7554
    @someone7554 2 місяці тому +22

    “Shady Vance”

  • @vazqauezfilms
    @vazqauezfilms 2 місяці тому +83

    Wow I can't belive you got the real J.D. Vance here

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 2 місяці тому +3

      You mean J..D.. Vance?

    • @Adam.Frazier
      @Adam.Frazier 2 місяці тому +4

      J……….D………. Vance

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 2 місяці тому +6

      @@Adam.Frazier one dot for every couch he pays child support to

    • @macsmith2013
      @macsmith2013 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Adam.FrazierBowman, James Donald Bowman
      /adjusts fly, lights cigarette

    • @nela9994
      @nela9994 Місяць тому +1

      @@macsmith2013 don’t deadname him, man, it’s impolite. And hypocritical. It’s like insisting on folks calling your company “X” when you won’t give your child the same respect.

  • @anamakesthings
    @anamakesthings 2 місяці тому +25

    Babes, I had to go on a Google deep dive to see if this is a WaPo satire account or not. I am SO PLEASED to see it's actual WaPo content AAAAHAHHAHHAAHAHA great job booking the actual JD

    • @hardlyworking_
      @hardlyworking_ 23 дні тому

      you really had to go on a 'deep dive' to figure that out?

  • @milliegirl2005
    @milliegirl2005 2 місяці тому +17

    I cant believe they got the real JD Vance to do a short

  • @Alton7771
    @Alton7771 2 місяці тому +17

    Why does JD Vance all of a sudden has so much charisma

  • @jacktingey7886
    @jacktingey7886 2 місяці тому +130

    Why are people who complained about preferred pronouns always trying to rebrand?
    Like, maybe we will call it X if you respect your trans child, Elon.

    • @GustavRex
      @GustavRex 2 місяці тому +26

      It's so funny lmao. Kanye with his "Ye" as well.

    • @starfishcoffee8933
      @starfishcoffee8933 2 місяці тому

      Wow, that is such a great point! I still won’t call Twitter X. I just can’t stand him dumbing us all down along with him. Trump LOVES to rebrand. He’s so embarrassing when he tries to rebrand everyone he hates with a stupid nickname, and he tests them out sometimes to see if his cult follower crowd approves. He is trying to reuse the word Lying now, for “Lying Kamala”, hoping his cult followers won’t remember that he already used it on Lying Ted Cruz.
      Sometimes he removes the G at the end of the word and adds an apostrophe because he thinks that is super creative.
      While we’re at it, what’s with his need to always put the letter J in the middle of his name, and all of his cult followers now insist on using that J also?
      I understand that sometimes people with common names use their middle initial to help distinguish them from others who have the same name. But, who uses it VERBALLY all the time for no reason? People often introduce him at his rallies as “Donald J Trump“. He refers to himself that way. Perhaps others have a good legitimate reason for doing this for themselves, but in his case, it seems that he really believes that extra J makes him sound more intelligent. He has such a low vocabulary that an extra letter makes him feel like he’s using a big word when he says his name.

    • @thelawfus
      @thelawfus 2 місяці тому +2

      You seem to know a lot about the situation. Are you and xer friends? How do you know xer isn’t upset about how xer mutilated xer’s body?
      (Or should I take out the X and use real words?)

    • @Baelor-Breakspear
      @Baelor-Breakspear 2 місяці тому +22

      @@thelawfusshe seems like a well adjusted person if you read her tweets. Unlike if you read Elons tweets

    • @Baelor-Breakspear
      @Baelor-Breakspear 2 місяці тому +19

      @@thelawfusalso I don’t think she uses that stupid name. Her name is Vivian buddy.

  • @Alverant
    @Alverant 2 місяці тому +104

    You know, for a party obsessed with which gender is on a birth certificate, they don't seem to notice Vance should be called "Bowen" since that's the name HE was born with.

    • @UkeCan1
      @UkeCan1 2 місяці тому +8

      Bowman

    • @EdwardMorgan-gf8bk
      @EdwardMorgan-gf8bk 2 місяці тому +4

      It’s different than thinking that you’re a woman.

    • @donovansteltzner9080
      @donovansteltzner9080 2 місяці тому +3

      We conservatives will call you whatever you want to be called. As long as Vance doesn’t think he’s a woman and ask us to treat him as one, we’re game.

    • @UkeCan1
      @UkeCan1 2 місяці тому +23

      @@donovansteltzner9080 So you WON'T call people what they want to be called. You'll call people who call themselves things that YOU consider acceptable to YOU what they want to be called. Which is not at all the same thing.

    • @KendallHall
      @KendallHall 2 місяці тому

      I'm more with the Democrats on a lot of political issues but that argument still sucks. That's like something Fox News would say if they were Democrats😅

  • @Pachitaro
    @Pachitaro 2 місяці тому +40

    Jonklin
    Da Peanitz
    Vance

  • @DaveJorgenson
    @DaveJorgenson 2 місяці тому +18

    The official US Senate website (which we used in this video) still hasn’t changed it 👀

    • @argiemeneses3387
      @argiemeneses3387 2 місяці тому +4

      @@DaveJorgenson you haven’t changed it on your account

    • @DaveJorgenson
      @DaveJorgenson 2 місяці тому

      @@argiemeneses3387ha! Touché

    • @Adam.Frazier
      @Adam.Frazier 2 місяці тому

      @@argiemeneses3387you’re exposing him, he has “not J.D. Vance” in his name because he is actually JD Vance

    • @Adam.Frazier
      @Adam.Frazier 2 місяці тому +2

      it has now been changed

    • @SansTheSkeleton_hehe
      @SansTheSkeleton_hehe 2 місяці тому +1

      @@DaveJorgenson only 5 likes this is wrong

  • @LaundryFaerie
    @LaundryFaerie 2 місяці тому +22

    Good ol' Jance Dance Vance

    • @Jame5man
      @Jame5man 2 місяці тому +5

      Jance Dance Revolution

  • @boekjar
    @boekjar 2 місяці тому +18

    James Donald Bowman
    James David Hamel
    James David Vance
    J.D. Vance
    JD Vance
    Next : JDV?

    • @FrederickFokker
      @FrederickFokker 2 місяці тому +4

      Guy changes his name more than Sean Combs

    • @waroftheworlds2008
      @waroftheworlds2008 2 місяці тому +1

      Are the previous names like dead names? Or is it okay to call him Mr Bowman?

    • @nela9994
      @nela9994 Місяць тому

      Next might be “JV Dance”? Oh, wait, that’s why Trump chose him …

  • @SabreMatt
    @SabreMatt 2 місяці тому +8

    Dan Quayle is smiling so hard rn...

    • @UkeCan1
      @UkeCan1 2 місяці тому +4

      He's only the 3rd-worst Repugnican VP candidate now

  • @markussokk2847
    @markussokk2847 2 місяці тому +6

    In the UK, we write all acronyms without full-stops. So, J.D. Vance was always JD Vance.

    • @SuperNuclearUnicorn
      @SuperNuclearUnicorn 2 місяці тому +4

      You know that's just a you thing right?

    • @kursitt
      @kursitt 3 дні тому

      @@SuperNuclearUnicorn, not really: I do the same, and I'm also British. Besides, why do Americans even put full stops (or ""periods"") in acronyms anyway? It's a waste of time.

  • @ownerdirector4168
    @ownerdirector4168 2 місяці тому +5

    Identity theft is not a joke JD! Millions of families suffer every year!

  • @film77
    @film77 2 місяці тому +14

    I'm a little surprised he hasn't changed his name that starts with the letter "A", that way he can officially be called "Advance".

    • @jacobc9221
      @jacobc9221 2 місяці тому

      Ance Dance Vance

    • @UkeCan1
      @UkeCan1 2 місяці тому +1

      @@jacobc9221Ants Dance Vance

  • @Bxu021
    @Bxu021 2 місяці тому +4

    I keep reading DJ 😂 my dyslexia is not helping 😂

  • @pizzadoofus
    @pizzadoofus 2 місяці тому +3

    JD what are you doing to that couch...

  • @atomic_tubetop
    @atomic_tubetop 2 місяці тому +9

    Best sound bite ever 😂😂

  • @jamesstrohl750
    @jamesstrohl750 2 місяці тому +17

    THE OFFICE!!! LETS GOO!

  • @twilliams9625
    @twilliams9625 2 місяці тому +1

    I never watched one episode of The Office, but I caught the parody immediately. This made my day. Thanks.

  • @stephen9281
    @stephen9281 2 місяці тому +5

    His nickname as a kid was J-dot, so dropping the periods further separates him from the Ohioan he pretends to be.

  • @aw3707
    @aw3707 2 місяці тому +2

    Glad he has the freedom to get all the name changes he feels comfortable with.

  • @CatyBee
    @CatyBee 2 місяці тому +14

    Remember when a happy scream or putting your dog in a kennel on your car would get you cancelled?
    Pepperidge Farm remembers.

  • @demeteracy
    @demeteracy 2 місяці тому +9

    How do yall manage to find the perfect audio for every situation 😭

  • @Obrik
    @Obrik 2 місяці тому +3

    I misunderstood at first and thought this was you coming back to work just embracing that you're JD Vance now

  • @averysunniemagpie8958
    @averysunniemagpie8958 2 місяці тому +3

    you couldn't have found a better sound for this, lmaooo

  • @miemsliva4464
    @miemsliva4464 2 місяці тому +6

    ShaDy Vance, got it baws.

  • @necrosniche5350
    @necrosniche5350 2 місяці тому +2

    Washpost is really moving up in the world, they got JD himself to do this

  • @douglashas
    @douglashas Місяць тому

    My favorite show of all time. Perfect video! Love it.

  • @commiedog425
    @commiedog425 14 днів тому +1

    OMG, poor JD I can't believe they are being deadnamed so much

  • @onirem4973
    @onirem4973 2 місяці тому +7

    Omg is THE JD Vance?

  • @Elrond_Hubbard_1
    @Elrond_Hubbard_1 2 місяці тому +5

    If you're looking for stylish business-casual menswear on a budget, we've got what you're looking for at JD Vance.
    DJ Pants - Style. Comfort. Affordability.

  • @Mylifeislikeavideogame
    @Mylifeislikeavideogame 2 місяці тому +4

    I think JD would probably really like Vance refrigeration if they sold couches instead of refrigerators

  • @AndreaJackson-g8x
    @AndreaJackson-g8x 2 місяці тому

    So…..is JD just a character actor? Touché. Well played sir.
    -funny skit 😂

  • @Sentientpotatoh
    @Sentientpotatoh 2 місяці тому +3

    This is so top notch

  • @bebeenderson7863
    @bebeenderson7863 Місяць тому

    😂😂😂😂 quite literally the funniest thing I’ve seen all week

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 2 місяці тому +28

    It’s too late! Trump can’t abort J.D. Vance now. He has to carry him to term.

    • @UkeCan1
      @UkeCan1 2 місяці тому +4

      To election, there will be no term

    • @PeterKnagge
      @PeterKnagge 2 місяці тому

      I see what you did there

    • @jamesmyers2087
      @jamesmyers2087 2 місяці тому

      No sweat.

    • @mgrazzmataz
      @mgrazzmataz 2 місяці тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @jamesmyers2087
      @jamesmyers2087 2 місяці тому

      And you guys are stuck with Waltz away from his deployment, Tampon Tim.

  • @TheGoldenApex
    @TheGoldenApex 5 днів тому +1

    Love the office so I love this😂😂😂

  • @Western_1
    @Western_1 2 місяці тому +4

    FACT CHECK: JD is short for "Jorkin Dapenus".

  • @taviebrown2271
    @taviebrown2271 6 днів тому

    I love how they embraced the "He looks like Vance!" Joke for this short.

  • @ff05t81t
    @ff05t81t Місяць тому

    I can definitely support this office style show starring Vance as he’s the butt if every joke!

  • @EstrogenCubing
    @EstrogenCubing 8 днів тому

    JD Vance now knows what is going by a name that suits you the best and getting people to call you that way

  • @OliviaSmith-mv8bt
    @OliviaSmith-mv8bt 2 місяці тому +1

    Oh ha ha so funny, nearly cracked a rib - not 🥱 I think the cackling Kamala one is so much better.

  • @user-ht2qo4ls3b
    @user-ht2qo4ls3b 2 місяці тому

    Brilliant. More of this please.

  • @TheFinalChapters
    @TheFinalChapters 2 місяці тому +1

    At this point, it's JV Vance.

  • @curiousnerdkitteh
    @curiousnerdkitteh 2 місяці тому +2

    That's right, folks, it's no abbreviation. Unfortunately, his second name is "D".

  • @koth_harvest_final
    @koth_harvest_final 2 місяці тому +2

    he traded the periods for tickets to seaworld's dolphin experience

  • @sherrih6375
    @sherrih6375 Місяць тому

    He wore out his own welcome and had to escape that mess! 😂

  • @sebastianfries274
    @sebastianfries274 2 місяці тому +2

    Aw man, I was expecting a wig, skirt and eyeliner. Oh well.

    • @dumbbol4657
      @dumbbol4657 2 місяці тому +1

      You forgot the necklace

  • @Meme-uw4vg
    @Meme-uw4vg 2 місяці тому +1

    Head's up JD, I'm a dead girl walking!

  • @EnemyToad
    @EnemyToad 2 місяці тому +3

    I thought this would be about couches

  • @indigograpefruit
    @indigograpefruit 2 місяці тому +1

    Oh, so he IDENTIFIES as a JD? Well I identify as an attack helicopter.

  • @garrett8707
    @garrett8707 2 місяці тому +4

    Let’s see J.D. Vance’s birth certificate

  • @JonParker-lc1rl
    @JonParker-lc1rl Місяць тому +1

    She changed race, policy, and her drunken cackle. That’s way more impressive.😂

  • @alatorra1234
    @alatorra1234 2 місяці тому

    This is great.
    But I'm just in awe of the bright earrings toward the end tbh 😅

  • @GabStLaurent
    @GabStLaurent 2 місяці тому +1

    Will the real Vance, JD please stand up, please stand up, please stand up?

  • @melissaissleeping
    @melissaissleeping 2 місяці тому

    Everything about this is perfect

  • @Henryreyna2004
    @Henryreyna2004 2 місяці тому +4

    Just dance Vance

  • @CalebAlexander-sc8zh
    @CalebAlexander-sc8zh 24 дні тому

    This is EXACTLY how he acts, i can confirm.

  • @TheSleepSteward
    @TheSleepSteward 2 місяці тому +1

    Wow we’re back in Washington

  • @Spork2
    @Spork2 2 місяці тому +1

    I have to admit, J.D. Vance is a perfect author name

  • @halohybrid5496
    @halohybrid5496 2 місяці тому

    The “Awakening”!
    So you’ve finally accepted.

  • @XIIchiron78
    @XIIchiron78 2 місяці тому

    Bro stumbled into a very secure career as a stand in

  • @reedmarkowitz
    @reedmarkowitz 2 місяці тому +2

    So instead of J.D. Vance, his name is Jadey Vance? I hope he tells us his pronouns next!

  • @gooeyPhantasm
    @gooeyPhantasm Місяць тому +2

    he'll always be "jorkin depeanus" vance to me

  • @RealGJZig
    @RealGJZig 2 місяці тому

    Considering all his "issues," it's *SHADY* Vance.

  • @owenc9269
    @owenc9269 2 місяці тому +1

    At least he didn’t fall out of a coconut tree or something…

  • @AndreaJackson-g8x
    @AndreaJackson-g8x 2 місяці тому

    So…..is JD just an actor. Touché. 😂

  • @babygorilla4233
    @babygorilla4233 2 місяці тому +1

    Bizarrely accurate.

  • @purts2
    @purts2 2 місяці тому

    Needed more eyeliner for the convincing JD Vance impression.

  • @HAVENTYOUPPLEVERHEARDOF
    @HAVENTYOUPPLEVERHEARDOF 2 місяці тому +1

    I love this!

  • @cyberneticsiren
    @cyberneticsiren 2 місяці тому

    I’m so confused but this is great

  • @K.A.Riley09
    @K.A.Riley09 2 місяці тому +1

    Wow, they got the real J.D. Vance to film this!

  • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
    @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 2 місяці тому +2

    I wonder if he thinks dropping the dots will make him look cool and hip to young, impressionable couches

    • @Adam.Frazier
      @Adam.Frazier 2 місяці тому

      Well he has swayed my vote with those periods, yep 👍

    • @DissociatedWomenIncorporated
      @DissociatedWomenIncorporated 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Adam.Frazier oh he’s a trans man? Good on him! 🏳️‍⚧️

  • @the.dirt.man.
    @the.dirt.man. 2 місяці тому

    It took me way too long to get this. Definitely got the watch time out of me with this one

  • @GalacticPossum
    @GalacticPossum 2 місяці тому +2

    I go by initials without periods as well. The one remotely good thing I can say about JD Vance is that finally, someone high profile is doing the same so maybe people will stop trying to force punctuation into my name.

  • @mikeymullins5305
    @mikeymullins5305 2 місяці тому +4

    I won't be respecting his chosen name lol.

  • @arshia.sasson
    @arshia.sasson 2 місяці тому +1

    Sometime in the future: Jay Dee Vance drop out of the Republican ticket after the IRS launches an investigation into him for expensing a corkboard that he uses for "personal" reasons

  • @hrpang
    @hrpang 2 місяці тому +1

    People say its J.D Vance but clearly it's not.
    I mean the real one would have been suspiciously close to that couch and a cup of diet Mountain Dew