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Well I do apologize for blowing off her question and making her feel bad. At the time, after being asked the same question several times, some of them got what I deemed as joke responses. It was never an attempt to degrade or hurt anyone's feelings. I apologize for not taking her question seriously, and I understand your decision to not continue watching. I'll do better in the future.
y know your going to have to do dead space 2 as well, i can already hear you reacting to the baby scene in my head, you can get that desensitized to violence isaac voice going
@Larry Byrd Thank you. Again, if you would like I will send her a personal apology and an answer to her question if you would like. Again, no pressure or need to continue watching the channel or anything like that. I'd just like to make her feel better.
Things that happened to Isaac -Getting stabbed -Getting bitten -Getting crushed -Getting Impaled -Fighting Anus Alien -Fighting Vagina Alien -Fighting Tentacle Alien -Suffering hours of mental attacks -Having to listen to hours of corporate elevator jingles -Being told what to do by people who literally didnt leave that one room on the bridge and when they did leave died within 10 minutes -Having bits of metal welded to him -Having to repair an entire ship despite not being qualified to do that Things that didnt happen to Isaac -Getting Paid Overtime -Actually getting laid
@@DoppEff Ds2: Get a needle in the eye. Ds3: Get ntr-ed by some random ***hole, want to be left alone but keep getting involved in all the Marker business again. Seriously though It is miracle that Issac can still be sane enough after all of that.
@Andrew Whiting It is really suck since Ellie would have been the better Co-op partner than John Carver. I mean she is also an engineer (kind of), the first time we saw her she was also fighting the necromorph using mining tool. Ds3 could have been the chance we had to discover more about her. But nope, she got turn into a cardboard love triagle character, who , the game still insisted on remind us that both her and Issac still have feeling for each other. Truly a wasted oppotunity.
I will consider it. Right now I've got a lot of other games with silent protagonists to cover. But when I run out of those, the "inner voice" idea is a great one!
@@PressStartToLaugh Don't forget to add a second voice, just to clinch how many issues he has to go through after the government drilled holes in his head
"I thought this was a military ship. One Stabby-Wacky did all of this? I'd killed hundreds with an engineering tool and you guys have guns!" - Dead Space's combat in a nutshell.
I know I'm a year late but this is why I belive that once the necromorph got inside it attracted the necromorph outside to like fling themselves onto the ship and board it. We already know they can survive space.
Yeah and they likely focused on center mass like how normal combat training teaches. Since limb shots are hard to do. So of course training working against you, guns not suited for slicing and likely surprise and shock worked against them.
I know it's not a big flashy joke or anything, but the elevator gag is one of my favorite things in this series. I think it's just the absurdity of it.
Since I started watching this series, I'd imagine that's exactly what Isaac is saying all along but his helmet's microphone is malfunctioning and nobody can hear him (including the player).
@@PressStartToLaugh It's kinda the iconic representation of the whole "repeatable mortality" trope. There are plenty of older examples, but this one seems to be the first to become universally prevalent in the cultural consciousness.
I think the dead bodies found in the elevator explains why not. But an modified elevator capsule in space, now that's a Lsaac-approved, practically indestructible, escape pod. Just add more elevator capsules for more compartments like an airlock, food storage, extra bedrooms, and an FRICKIN engine to leave that NIGHTMARE REALM. (Jazz music plays on intercom but then just cut off for an announcement) Lsaac: (airline captain voice) "next floor stop is FAR AWAY FROM THE NIGHTMARE SHIP. Please remember to keep your hands and feet in the elevator capsules at all times, thank you for flying with the USS Elevator, we hope you actually have some use to us this trip."
"Oh goodie a Disney ride of death...still better than It's A Small World." Yeah, that ride freaked me the hell out really quickly. The stiff motions, the dead lifeless eyes, the crooked insane smiles....and that GODFORSAKEN SONG....YEESH....
16:33 I like this it's so funny yet scary how he starts off scared now he's embracing every second of life like there's no tomorrow, I think he said it best in the first one when he said I just saw a man kill himself and I feel nothing that's not good for my phycy.
Is this game really from 2008???!!!?? It looks amazing, the animation on the movement and expressions is incredible!!! This is a really good looking game!
Y'know, it's times when watching your videos like this that I think it sucks that the main character talks too much in the sequel games, if he didnt talk in the sequels there potentially could've been more, this was a great video
Dang, you look way different than I thought you would based on your voice. I thought you'd look like some badass superhero, but instead I got a Greek god.
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@Larry Byrd Not real sure when I was a condescending prick, but I'll try and do better next time.
Well I do apologize for blowing off her question and making her feel bad. At the time, after being asked the same question several times, some of them got what I deemed as joke responses. It was never an attempt to degrade or hurt anyone's feelings. I apologize for not taking her question seriously, and I understand your decision to not continue watching. I'll do better in the future.
@Larry Byrd Also, if you would like, I will send her a personal apology if it would make her feel better. Also a full real answer to her question
y know your going to have to do dead space 2 as well, i can already hear you reacting to the baby scene in my head, you can get that desensitized to violence isaac voice going
@Larry Byrd Thank you. Again, if you would like I will send her a personal apology and an answer to her question if you would like. Again, no pressure or need to continue watching the channel or anything like that. I'd just like to make her feel better.
Things that happened to Isaac
-Getting stabbed
-Getting bitten
-Getting crushed
-Getting Impaled
-Fighting Anus Alien
-Fighting Vagina Alien
-Fighting Tentacle Alien
-Suffering hours of mental attacks
-Having to listen to hours of corporate elevator jingles
-Being told what to do by people who literally didnt leave that one room on the bridge and when they did leave died within 10 minutes
-Having bits of metal welded to him
-Having to repair an entire ship despite not being qualified to do that
Things that didnt happen to Isaac
-Getting Paid Overtime
-Actually getting laid
Well there is 2 more game.Poor Isacc.
Isaac from Dead space 2: Fuck you and fuck your marker!
@@DoppEff Ds2: Get a needle in the eye.
Ds3: Get ntr-ed by some random ***hole, want to be left alone but keep getting involved in all the Marker business again. Seriously though It is miracle that Issac can still be sane enough after all of that.
@Andrew Whiting It is really suck since Ellie would have been the better Co-op partner than John Carver. I mean she is also an engineer (kind of), the first time we saw her she was also fighting the necromorph using mining tool. Ds3 could have been the chance we had to discover more about her. But nope, she got turn into a cardboard love triagle character, who , the game still insisted on remind us that both her and Issac still have feeling for each other. Truly a wasted oppotunity.
well that last part may count...
“*whimper* “i don’t wanna new suit” *whimper*. I love this channel
It's just like going to the dentist
Just more terrifying
cherika Bobino yeah
AAAAaaAAAAAAAaaaaaAaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I would love that on a shirt
Dead Space 2 is possible. You can be Isaac's crazy inner voice that questions every single decision he makes.
trust me he will do it
I will consider it. Right now I've got a lot of other games with silent protagonists to cover. But when I run out of those, the "inner voice" idea is a great one!
@@PressStartToLaugh oh man im fucking hype for it
@@PressStartToLaugh Don't forget to add a second voice, just to clinch how many issues he has to go through after the government drilled holes in his head
@@PressStartToLaugh could you try to continue some old what if talks?
"I thought this was a military ship. One Stabby-Wacky did all of this? I'd killed hundreds with an engineering tool and you guys have guns!" - Dead Space's combat in a nutshell.
I know I'm a year late but this is why I belive that once the necromorph got inside it attracted the necromorph outside to like fling themselves onto the ship and board it. We already know they can survive space.
to be fair, guns are not very good at slicing, which seems to be required to kill these things
@@zap4th368 Also, one stabby wacky is ridiculously tough
Yeah and they likely focused on center mass like how normal combat training teaches. Since limb shots are hard to do. So of course training working against you, guns not suited for slicing and likely surprise and shock worked against them.
"I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M SHOOTING AT!"
Story of my life.
Ah the life of a machine gunner.
"I used to have a crooked spine too, until I became a corporate puppet and had it removed."
It DOES make limbo easier.
@@PressStartToLaugh LUAU!
And now you're just a spineless drone! LOL
@@PressStartToLaugh that’s a big oof for me
@Press Start To Laugh so true It does make limbo easier
I love the elevator running gag. Whichever company build them clearly knows their stuff
I know it's not a big flashy joke or anything, but the elevator gag is one of my favorite things in this series. I think it's just the absurdity of it.
@@PressStartToLaugh imagine if Dead Space ever got started again and one of the elevators failed, sending you screeching down it while facing death
@@PressStartToLaugh so dead space 2 now :)
The people who built the elevators should be given a raise
Dead Space 2 and 3 taught me that elevators aren't always safe
Since I started watching this series, I'd imagine that's exactly what Isaac is saying all along but his helmet's microphone is malfunctioning and nobody can hear him (including the player).
Like DoomGOD's situation in the Doom series
"How many cards do you KEEP in there!?"
"Yes."
"NOT IT"
"Isaac"
"Damn it"
I love these so much 😂
You totally missed the “Oh my god, they killed Kenny” joke
I considered it actually, BUT... Does anyone still know that anymore? It's been decades since South Park has made that joke.
@@PressStartToLaugh doesn't matter, it's still iconic
@@PressStartToLaugh It's kinda the iconic representation of the whole "repeatable mortality" trope. There are plenty of older examples, but this one seems to be the first to become universally prevalent in the cultural consciousness.
@@PressStartToLaugh they do it almost every episode
@@darthjayder9914 They do it literally every episode
"What if 'blank' talked in 'blank'?" BEST. SERIES. EVER.
Im surprised the whole alien infestation hasnt forced humanity to take shelter in the only remaining semi safe space. The Elevator!
I think the dead bodies found in the elevator explains why not. But an modified elevator capsule in space, now that's a Lsaac-approved, practically indestructible, escape pod. Just add more elevator capsules for more compartments like an airlock, food storage, extra bedrooms, and an FRICKIN engine to leave that NIGHTMARE REALM.
(Jazz music plays on intercom but then just cut off for an announcement)
Lsaac: (airline captain voice) "next floor stop is FAR AWAY FROM THE NIGHTMARE SHIP. Please remember to keep your hands and feet in the elevator capsules at all times, thank you for flying with the USS Elevator, we hope you actually have some use to us this trip."
"Oh goodie a Disney ride of death...still better than It's A Small World."
Yeah, that ride freaked me the hell out really quickly. The stiff motions, the dead lifeless eyes, the crooked insane smiles....and that GODFORSAKEN SONG....YEESH....
He makes getting a new suit sound worse than getting necro-spliced. xD
Did he ever explain why it hurts?
Or is it just rule of lols...
@@joshuarasmussen5679 Just for the lols, I believe. ;D
Hu.... next time I get fitted for a suit im gonna cry in pain to see how they react.
Which probably would be never....lol...
YES
Yes indeed bro
NO
14:35
Him: *Actual Pain*
UA-cam subtitles: M U S I C
Dont cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
I was literally just thinking of this and when it would come out last night on guard post... i am so happy xD
Anyone else interested in what if Corvo from Dishonored talked? I think he could make that hilarious
Please
Dead Space was so traumatizing that Isaac's voice changed in Dead Space 2.
Man I laughed so much seeing the intro sponsorship, so funny, made my day
Love Brad
never actually enjoyed an ad segment before, well done sir xD
8:59 her: you seriously asking for lunch at a time like this!!!??
The Hot Dad Bod is strong with this one
13:57 there was so much fear in that "OH SH!$"
2:57 If had this moment of "NO" in at least one game, how do you call yourself a gamer.
What if Alcatraz from Crysis 2 can talk
That sponsor is the best
I was in Isaac's situation, I would just find an escape pod... In fact, you can find an escape pod in DS2
Apparently the elevators are safe, but only for Isaac.
The Hunter when being incinerated by the shuttle engine must have been like "OH GOD IT BURNS IT BUUURNS AAAAAUGHHH!"
“I’ve seen enough hentai to know how this thing is going” we all seen that amont of hentai bro
oh yeah
even people who have only heard of it.
This has become one of my favorite channels on youtube. I was laughing throughout all parts of this. I can't wait for the next one. Great job my guy
I love how isaac has both just given up and lost his damn mind
dude, just found this channel and it hilarious, you totally need to do one of these "what if the dude talked in..." for hardspace shipbreaker
What if your Avatar from Sonic Forces could talk?
It is on my list of games to get to :-)
Yes
@@PressStartToLaugh hell ya Up top ✋
Ya know I thought that he would be alot more buff and not as chubby
OH I've definitely got dad bod going on with a bit of a tummy. That said, that's a bad way for me to sit if I want to look thin.
TFW your hallucination is more helpful than your real companions. Also loved that ad in the intro, never laughed so hard at an ad in my life.
Is it weird I never trusted the lady (forgot her name) when I played it for the first time?
@@dreademperor2094 Kendra? Yeah, I didn't trust her the moment she got herself separated from Hammond.
Hive leader, I'll never forget you.
28:12 John Cena's face pops through a hole... *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?*
Do a dead space 2 and 3 I know he talks more in those ones but it would be hilarious
Which is more powerful:
The brethren moons or
Ridge wallet.
The elevator...
5:23 My niece and nephew when I take them to get their Covid Vaccinations.
@@Cielvas Or The Orthodontist
that jumpscare at the end always gets me
Yeah it's scary, but she's supposed to be super dead right? Is it just another hallucination? I'm not very knowledgeable on Dead Space lore
Weird idea, what if player from slime rancher could talk.
Dies of Kawaii Desu basically
And maybe Artyom in Metro. It's a damn ass good game, just pretty hard.
"It's gods work." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The Ridge Wallet bit is amazeballs.
the end scared the shit out of me
27:47 - 28:00
Ello Beasty
Said by the greatest pirate in excistance
16:33 I like this it's so funny yet scary how he starts off scared now he's embracing every second of life like there's no tomorrow, I think he said it best in the first one when he said I just saw a man kill himself and I feel nothing that's not good for my phycy.
The "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH" never gets old.
Oh man please, PLEASE do deadspace 2.
I would be eternally grateful.
I see the face and I still dont believe it. Reminds me of Cinema Wins
the task trapped in a ship full of failures and various murderous creature that where part of the crew XD it among us 3D
Those elevators are definitely fucking reliable especially with the head on collision and they still Work those things are very reliable
Your ads are actually entertaining. Ty for giving me an incentive to actually watch your ads.
Well enjoyed, next we can find out if Lappy really shives that guy in the parking garage! Waiting for Astral Chain to continue!
Those fire puns are lit!
I can’t wait to see another video if Jack can talk, thanks man.
Isaac, I need you to-
*quits game*
The final was a big twist
I really wanna see him do deadspace 2.
That intro absolutely killed me, both Hive and Toku deserve Oscar nominations lmao
Thank you for the last part of the parody I was bored and needed this
Have you ever considered doing a What If video on if the main players of Call Of Duty could talk? I mean, that would be an intriguing video to watch.
I wonder if he will decide to voice the character from Outlast that could be interesting.
This series made me finally play dead space.
that would be nice if you made a what if the rookie talked from halo 3 odst
It's coming :-)
@@PressStartToLaugh Prepare to drop
One stabber kills the whole crew, Isaac who kills over 100 with a laser staple gun. Isaac “ pathetic”
Imagine how much Issac would like the military suit
"I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M SHOOTING AT"
me when I join a multiplayer fps
As a male the comment made at 3:15 hurt a bit lmao amazing channel, subbed :)
Chris: Well if ya hate your job Issac....you can help us with Umbrella and Bioterrorism.
These were so great! I hope you do Dead Space 2 and 3
This is how doom guy became doom guy lol.
HOLD THE PHONE, Issac still has one more suit upgrade left. :)
Do you think you would do what if pointman talked in F.E.A.R?
No means no. That includes you necro things.
comtimue with deadspace 2 and 3 this series is hilarious!
What if the new kid talked in all of south park the stick of truth and the fractured but whole
17:48 so is that before a bretheron moon because the marker wants to go back you know.
Cool! Part 3. thanks for the laugh!
The dam intro made me laugh so much XD XD XD LOL
That ending scared the shit out of me ngl
Was that Kitty Necroed ot was that nicole
@@AdmiralHellShot nicole
Is this game really from 2008???!!!?? It looks amazing, the animation on the movement and expressions is incredible!!! This is a really good looking game!
“how many cards do you keep in there”
“yes”
scary intro ;-; wibbles protect me
SCARY?! HOW DARE YOU!?!?!
7:09 doom slayer in a nutshell
*WHEN’S LUNCH?!*
Never before had I relate to a quote.
Y'know, it's times when watching your videos like this that I think it sucks that the main character talks too much in the sequel games, if he didnt talk in the sequels there potentially could've been more, this was a great video
The n jump scare got me
Nicole?..
Aaahh 😱☠️👻
ok I clearly do not remember the end-jumpscare -.-
Nicole Necro morphed
Your mind probably blocked it out after experiencing it the first time
love every thing about this
Dang, you look way different than I thought you would based on your voice. I thought you'd look like some badass superhero, but instead I got a Greek god.
Halo Reach? That would be Fantastic.
5 minutes in and I'm dying from laughter