youtube literally demonetized this video then monetized this video then demonetized it again now thats what I call demon-etization amirite fellow doom slayers
@@whippingtoddlerthewanderer9588 I swear to God, I can hear Doom Slayer talking to NIgh Sentinels like: Aight, ya bleedin' soupheads! Listen up, if you wanna live!
@@Tatoffel1234 and i like how one of them is after beating Dagon, in with Doom slayer is asked if he has any last words for his creator before he kills him, Doom slayer proceeds to kill him, then say no
God: "Hey, why are you guys just sitting around doing nothing? I told you to take care of the demon problem." Angel: "Oh don't worry, the intern is taking care of it." God: "The intern?" *Gunshots, explosions, and demons screaming in pain off in the distance* God: "......wow." Angel: "Yeah, he's very passionate about the position...."
@@michaelatanasio223 He was an outcast because he sold his people out to save his son then all of his people died so he decided to kill all of the demons instead
Charlie: inside of every demon is a rainbow. Alastor: inside of every demon is a lost cause. Doomslayer: inside of every demon is blood, guts, and ammo.
Every other game: some amount of chill in some scenes so you can take a break and chill if you're overwhelmed. Doom Eternal: Man literally too angry to die
That Doom eternal dev he mentioned should collab with From Software devs...the game coming out of them would be in Museum for eternity like Super Mario Bros.
I did the exact same thing on Accident, in Modern Warfare: An Attack Heli spawned in, I quickly went into the Menu to pull out my HK 121 with FMJ to shoot it down, but I accidentally pressed 'Quit Game'
Badger: "...if anger is a reliable source of energy." DoomGuy: "I don't sleep. Eat. Drink. I only need the blood of the Demons, my hunger is quinched by ripping and tearing everything in my path. I'll sleep when I see Daisy again."
@@JagerSouji You'll notice I put video game characters in the list to stay in theme with Doom Guy OF COURSE I WOULD HAVE PUT OUR ANGRY MANGA BOYS OTHERWISE
Demon gf: "Come over babe" Doomslayer: "Can't too busy slaying demons" Demon gf: "My parents are not home" Doomslayer: "I know" *chainsaw starts revving*
Demon gf: "are you killing my parents again" Doom Slayer: "um nooo I don't know what you're talkin about" "Demon parents screaming on the other end the phone"
@@max3d0utgaming18 Demon gf: is that my dad on the other part of the line!? Doomslayer: eeeeem, maybe? Demon gf: well, if it's him, tell him that i don't want to see him ever again. Doomslayer: oh, okay. So i can slay him? Demon gf: sure sweety, just don't spill to much blood, it's a pain to clean it. Doomslayer: *sad slayer noises* okay :(
"Where's this music coming from?" I believe Doom Guy just has the music playing on blast in his helmet. It's why he doesn't talk to people. He can't hear shit besides demon's screaming in pain and intense heavy metal.
I think it'd be cool to see a band of Revenants being some death metal stuff. Like the guitarist could have a guitar made from that crucible axe thing. Heck a revenant drummer using human skeletons as drum sticks would be awesome too....maybe get the Door DOOT too.
@@apieceofbread5538 I mean he is infinetly powerful as not only was he blessed with immortality and super strength his armour grows more powerful with each kill combine that with the fact he's been in hell a few million years in lore he's more powerful than kratos so... He's just batshit cracked in the law lol
pretty sure either his helmet is soundproof or he is already deaf, either way he ain't hearing your shit. he doesn't answer for he never heard the question
Doom 2016: Demons are trapped in a room with you. Doom Eternal: You have left the room, put it on a cargo plane and chucked it into the heart of an active volcano with 250 tons of tnt strapped to the door.
Idk about y'all but I really appreciated the fact that they just remastered the old sprites of the demons from the OG Doom for Eternal. This game felt like a love letter to the fans of the original series.
What’s funny is that I actually watched a real Catholic priest react to bits of Doom Eternal and he linked some of The Slayers skills, lack of fear, and seeming “Holy Armor” to scriptures. You just gotta look at it less as Satanic imagery, and more of pure and utter destruction of said Imagery.
Confirmed: it is canon that Doomguy has speakers in his helmet blasting music during combat Edit: well this blew up long after I forgot about it, it’s just a joke but given the Slayer’s collection it’s not far off
“Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...” ― Terry Pratchett
Classical moment when playing Doom: "hmm its just 11pm lets play a bit more..." half a mental second later "huh? what the f..., the sun is rising?, but its just... oh god its 7am"
@@wanday.jackson7537 Honestly the game requires using ze brain in hectic action which is why its very hard to go to sleep after playing it, can say this results in many sleep deprived workdays
Actually alot of dooms story is based off the bible, doom slayer comes from a holy warrior people and he was betrayed by demons allowing his whole race to be destroyed, and he was gifted super strength and "immortality" by the Seraphim the highest of gods Angel's, and it's the doom slayers unquenchable rage that drives him to carry out heavens deeds to destroy all demons.
9:32 i bet that jump-cut was difficult, he chainsawed a zombie then chainsawed in a completely different place, with the same animation. good job, dude.
I just started Doom Eternal a couple months ago and I cannot fucking believe they made the combat even better than the first one. The hub for the Slayer is fucking amazing. One of the top ten games of the current generation undoubtedly.
from what I've gathered they're basically a mishmash of various demonic species who all have their own place within their social construct. That construct is basically despise the weak and fear the strong, but they all seem to work as fodder for a greater being whose voice you only hear in Doom 2016. This beings goal seemed to be to destroy/consume other planets and drag them into hell.
Doomslayer: "Why do I hear boss music?" *Looks in mirror* "Oh, right."
I am the boss
Oh right... I am the boss.
"must be another Monday."
"Welp." *Revs chainsaw*
Your the boss and the music will make you stronger
Otherworldly being: “You will bring down the Heaven’s Wrath”
Doom Slayer: *Quickly adds Heaven’s Wrath to his kill list*
- But it's not a living crea--
- I'll still kill it
More like adds Heaven's Wrath to his arsenal lol.
This comment is funnier when you know that the slayer has a kill list folder in his pc system
@@joachims4726 wait really?
oh yeah thanks for reminding me of that! Lemme kill HELL first.
“If the lava were alive, the doom slayer would kill it”
I mean- *He’s not wrong*
Swanky Games now imagine a demon made of lava as a boss in the game
Probs be a boss coming out of the lava in the games release maybe
I GUESS >:v
OMG what happend to Mike Wazowski
@@lazynin545 Doom Guy is the Boss himself.
Badger: "You can only slay demons so har-"
The Slayer: "See, that's where you're wrong."
fr
Proceeds to pull out crucible blade
"You are nothing but a usurper. A false idol.".
*"THOSE ARE BOLD WORDS FOR SOMEONE WITHIN RIP AND TEAR RANGE"*
So anywhere?
Juan Cortez Muro why
Juan Cortez Muro you know actually ima like it
There's already a monster incorporated 2
Dude I hate you so much right now
Demon: *roars*
Doomslayer: that’s some brave words for someone within shotgun distance
Those are some brave screams for someone within hearing distance*
I’m gonna stop you right there
"Those are some brave screams of someone who should already be running"
"those are brave words from someone in rip and tear difference"
Those are some strong words for someone in BIG FUCKING GUN distance.
"The slayer has arrived."
"All mortally challenged personnel please be advised".
Demon: *PRESSES THE DOOM SLAYER ALARM ON THE WALL*
All I can think of is an imp pressing the close door button on an elevator as the dom guy charges at him down a hallway
Literally Satan: I fear no man. But that.... thing? It SCARES me.
Every demon in the level: "... *FUCK.* "
*state of panic ensues
*IF I SOUND THE ALARM WE'LL BE READY!*
*But if I sound the alarm he'll know we're afraid!!*
Imp: *wipes sweat*
The DoomSlayer can play heavy rock music with a piano.
No, you cannot change my mind
If that is never made a canon trait of his, I'm going to be very disappointed.
hes to angry to die he can and will do whatever he wants
Wouldn't be surprised
I wouldn’t even try to change it
who would want to try to change your mind your already dead right
-Badger: "Why do i hear music?"
-Demons: "Why do i hear boss music?"
Yes.
The demons died moments later
"Tonight at 11, DOOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!!" Gets me everytime.
those demons had a hard time defeating THAT boss
@@timothybray8998 thanks morbo, I was itching to bring out the good ol AR-15 and AKM to kick demon ass with.
Not to forget muh .45 M45A1
youtube literally demonetized this video then monetized this video then demonetized it again
now thats what I call demon-etization amirite fellow doom slayers
BIG OOF
Oof
no
UA-cam should be banished from the cum zone
MEGEGA
People in Doom's story: *breathes*
Doomguy: I DONT REMEMBER ASKIN' YOU A GODDAMN THING.
Wrong,
Anyone: Breathes
Doom Slayer: *AGGRESSIVE silence*
Anyone: breathes.
Doomslayer: aggressive silence with malicious intent
Just the scene where the hell priests mock the slayer and he just turns around and pumps his shotgun and they scream and run away
anyone in doom : breathes
DOOM SLAYER reloades every gun
:you have chosen death
@@lordjeremetrius he's like the dad with a belt but more lethal
"Like, you can only slay demons so hard"
Mick Gordon: Allow me to introduce... Metal, but every instrument is a fucken *chainsaw*
Or a lawnmower.
introducing: the only thing they fear is you
RussianBadger: *uses doomslayer as doorstop*
Doomslayer: *breaks the door*
Why doesn't have more likes
Badger: _gets his apartment invaded and yeets the Doomslayer at the intruders_
The Doomslayer: _eyes glow_
The intruders: Why do I hear boss music-
@@ryanchong9965 *intruders' legs are suddenly thrown out the window*
@Fake Name its ok bro the time has passed its gone past
Doorslayer
DEMONS: "You have a lot of nerve coming in here"!
DOOMSLAYER: "You have a lot of nerve being alive"
... so I came to inform you, that your free trial of existing is about to end
Demons: "Who are you to come here???"
Doomslayer: "First of all how dare you"
you know, man now I got flashbacks from Leman Russ making demon's life miserable in TTS series
So i started blasting these mofos
@@whippingtoddlerthewanderer9588 I swear to God, I can hear Doom Slayer talking to NIgh Sentinels like: Aight, ya bleedin' soupheads! Listen up, if you wanna live!
"That demon had a family."
"I know. THEY'RE NEXT"
ah yes a fellow slayer
When is that? Send me the link
@@alyssaide6426 1:40
The only sentince the doom slayer would need if he could talk:
"I will endure 1000 deaths before I yield"
he can talk, he just chooses not to
@@thedoorman243 He chooces to but with 3 exceptions while he speaks only one time while beein the Doom Slayer and not just the/a Doom Guy
that fits perfectly
@@Tatoffel1234 and i like how one of them is after beating Dagon, in with Doom slayer is asked if he has any last words for his creator before he kills him, Doom slayer proceeds to kill him, then say no
Really? He strikes me more as a WAAAAAAGH!!! person.
"Warning, the slayer has entered the facility."
Demons: objective updated: survive
Or survive as long as you can before inevitably being pulverized into a meat shake
Rip noble 6
Dwight: False the demons have to survive as long as they can.
Oh that one again
Demon: (Chukles) ... I'm in danger
Badger: this is fine
Doom music starts playing
Badger: oh god
Oh fuck
Oh god
Wolf . . . Oh fuck
Oh god
Their is no god here
I’m just imagining Heavenly picking up his brother from school and blasting The only thing they fear is you.
Bruh, *dropping him off*
First day of school, making your way to the doors, The Only Thing They Fear is You on, full blast.
Bro what is this pfp
Lol
Man its just a mix of mastermind and bfg division
Don Moss POV:you got a 0/10 on a test.
Moral: if your arguing with doom slayer, don’t tell him action speaks louder than words
But he doesn’t argue…
*loads shell into shotgun*
@@DJET723 He just closes the debate...
he will deliver his double-barreled counter argument
“I’m sure if the lava was alive, the Doom Slayer would kill it”
That is the most DOOM thing I have ever heard
*camera cuts to Doomslayer furiously firing his super shotgun into the lava*
@@eins2001 As said lava manages to shriek in horror and agony
do you ever think that demons play "the floor is doom guy"??
Serious sam beat you to the punch or kill idc
@@drakensong9953 it's a common game in Demongarten
God: "Hey, why are you guys just sitting around doing nothing? I told you to take care of the demon problem."
Angel: "Oh don't worry, the intern is taking care of it."
God: "The intern?"
*Gunshots, explosions, and demons screaming in pain off in the distance*
God: "......wow."
Angel: "Yeah, he's very passionate about the position...."
TheBerchie this needs more likes
Also God: Hell Comes to Hell themselves, ironic.
VERY passionate
Must take very passionate walks in the woods
@@pancakes4552 ah yes I see what you did there
Doomguy is the definition of "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me."
Rorschach line haha
“If God had wanted you to live than he would not have created me!”
"You just signed your own death warrant"
lol true true
"I AM NOT STUCK IN A FACILITY FULL OF ROBOTS. THE ROBOTS ARE STUCK IN A FACILITY WITH ME!!!"
"In every demon there is a rainbow."
Doom Slayer: 2:47
Doomguy: *runs out of ammo*
Also Doomguy: TO TEST THE POWER OF FLEXSEAL, I SAWED THIS DEMON IN HALF!
Now that's alot of damage!
I don't see it working... Underwater.
@@KuperSpyronicStudios"demon gargle noise" as the slayers drowns a imp
@@Teuber45That’s BRUTAL! Also hilarious
“You will bring down the heavens wrath.”
Doom Slayer: **Cocks shotgun with religious intent**
FUCK! i like yours better than mine.
TIME FOR A FUCKING ANTI-CRUSADE
I'm confused. I thought the Doomslayer was a holy warrior in the origional?
@@michaelatanasio223 He was an outcast because he sold his people out to save his son then all of his people died so he decided to kill all of the demons instead
Doomslayer: “and?”
Who are you, a human, to defy our tradition.
"So anyway I started blasting"
"tradition is just peer pressure from dead people"
Doomguy: that’s what I do u overgrown chicken
"And now all my shels are gone"
@@ridhosamudro2199 Hah, fu you! *spits on grave*
*Goes to bed and gets a nightmare*
I'm sorry granny
@@ls200076 Cute, I eat nightmares.
Alternate wording:
Beginning of session: i hope i get some neto bosses
End of session: *I AM THE BOSS*
"The Slayer Has Arrived. All mortally challenged personnel please be advised."
Me: that cant be good...
If your mortally challenge
Forgot to add demons But...
demons: shit fuck fuck, asshole (continues to curse in demon)
Hehe. I'm in danger.
Also, don't forget, that you can upgrade your upgrades with upgrades.
Charlie: inside of every demon is a rainbow.
Alastor: inside of every demon is a lost cause.
Doomslayer: inside of every demon is blood, guts, and ammo.
*ACCURATE.*
no, he's just getting back the ammo he shot into them
well Charlie and doom guy/slayer are both right if he uses the chainsaw
*BLOOD, GUNS AND BULLETS*
DON'T FORGET THE HEALTH AND ARMOR!👌
The reason you always hear epic, intense music playing in Doom is because that’s the boss music
You’re the boss
holy shit i like it
nah man that music is doomslayers hearth beat
Well, you do fear some bossfights.
And you ARE the only thing they fear.
God fuck that sounds so badass
Facts
2:41
Demons: He's out of ammo.
_SHIT, HE'S OUT OF AMMO!_
“I AM THE WAR”
Every ID character in a nutshell
Bosses in doom: Why da faq do I hear player music?
@John Pelletier thats what I have been thinking, I heard it somewhere.
What are ID characters?
@@Brass_Buckle *id Software* are the devs of DOOM, this comment is basically reflecting that onto basically any protagonist id has made.
@@szwagier50 I see thanks
interviewer: "is anger a reliable source of energy?"
Doom Guy: *Furiously rides bike to generate power*
And thats how he light two hole cities, 5 states and on entire hospital
No an entire country
Why didn't Hayden employ the doom Slayer then?
edit:words.
It has given men an energy boost in battle with nature and each other since the human race began.
Khan Makyr: "Who are you, a hooman, to defy our traditions?"
Doomguy: *Laughs in war crimes*
Khan: Who are you-
Doomguy: *I AM YOUR DOOM!* **happy RIP AND TEAR noises**
Khan Makyr: "Who are you, a hooman, to defy our traditions?"
Doomguy: **racks shotgun**
He doesn't do war crimes, he kills the things who commits war crimes.
When you commit war crimes on war criminals
400
Every other game: some amount of chill in some scenes so you can take a break and chill if you're overwhelmed.
Doom Eternal: Man literally too angry to die
My favorite description of Doom ever was just describing tutorials and Dooms was this: “Here’s a gun. Shoot anything and everything that moves”
at this point whenever Badger kills a Cacodemon I just imagine Heavenly getting brutally murdered by Doom Slayer
you mean heavenly killing heavenly, right? because badger also uses the slayer as heavenly's model
Trust nobody, not even yourself
@@darkagedrifter Ha jokes on you I already don’t trust myself!
Yes dude!
@@darkagedrifter American civil war be like
Every other game : 40 minute intro + Tutorial
Doom: Here's a gun kill anything that moves
Minecraft: here's a menu screen now punch trees
Also kill anything that doesnt move
Also, if it glows, punch it.
Dark Souls: Here are the controls now kill a boss
That Doom eternal dev he mentioned should collab with From Software devs...the game coming out of them would be in Museum for eternity like Super Mario Bros.
Satan: "Don't worry, boys. I got this."
*Satan has left the chat*
Demon: Satan who?
DemonSlayer walks in: Ooooh. Aaargh!
I did the exact same thing on Accident, in Modern Warfare: An Attack Heli spawned in, I quickly went into the Menu to pull out my HK 121 with FMJ to shoot it down, but I accidentally pressed 'Quit Game'
NIGERUNDAIYOOOOOO!!!!
isn't the chat called "existance" by any chance?
Is Satan perhaps a joestar then?
Badger: "...if anger is a reliable source of energy."
DoomGuy: "I don't sleep. Eat. Drink. I only need the blood of the Demons, my hunger is quinched by ripping and tearing everything in my path. I'll sleep when I see Daisy again."
Badger : "Is anger a reliable source of energy?"
Doom Guy, Asura, Akuma and Kratos : "Allow us to introduce ourselves"
You forgot guts
Guts, Goblin Slayer: Hey what about us
@@JagerSouji You'll notice I put video game characters in the list to stay in theme with Doom Guy
OF COURSE I WOULD HAVE PUT OUR ANGRY MANGA BOYS OTHERWISE
@@JagerSouji Weebs out >:(
Akuma👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
"Killing them won't bring back your people."
WHAT PEOPLE, I DO THIS FOR FUN.
Doom Slayer:what is people
Doom Guy:Well that's not exactly it
Doom Slayer: You're right...but it is fun, which trumps any point you were trying to make.
“Who said anything about bringing people back?”
"...you will bring down the heavens' wrath."
Doomguy: *loads shotgun with menacing intent*
Me: Do I smell a threequel?
Doom 3: Godspeed. Doomslayer goes to Heaven and kicks gods ass.
Doomguy: oh boy more shit to kill
You will bring down the heavens' wrath
Doom guy: *laughs in BFG*
WE GON FUCK UP SOME ANGELS
Guess next Doom title will be Doom Divinity...
It’s nice that this 40$ sound track came with a free game :)
It’s so nice of the composer :)
Samuel : *Woah Hey, Take it Easy Slayer, That Demon had a Famil-*
Doom Slayer : *I Know, They're Next.*
me:hey slayer i think we should use this *shows a counselor *
doom slayer: AH HELL NAW
I agree
I like just completes the doom 2016 campain
they are
Can I help
In other games: boss music is a bad sign
In Doom eternal: boss music mean YOU ARE BAD SIGN
its also a good sign because boss fights are fun : D
@@Ribbons0121R121 except for the marauder. Oh God FUCK the marauder
Its not you fighting the boss its the scrawny turd fighting the boss
@@bloodraven6250 he ain’t hard, just use the super shotgun > grenade > ballista > grenade > super shotgun > ballista
@@theabyssalone_ its the timing that always fucks me over
Demon gf: "Come over babe"
Doomslayer: "Can't too busy slaying demons"
Demon gf: "My parents are not home"
Doomslayer: "I know" *chainsaw starts revving*
Demon gf: "are you killing my parents again"
Doom Slayer: "um nooo I don't know what you're talkin about"
"Demon parents screaming on the other end the phone"
max3d0ut gaming What the fuck do u mean. Again??
Well most likely she keeps getting adopted. Only to get her New parents to be killed again by doomslayer
@@max3d0utgaming18 Demon gf: is that my dad on the other part of the line!?
Doomslayer: eeeeem, maybe?
Demon gf: well, if it's him, tell him that i don't want to see him ever again.
Doomslayer: oh, okay. So i can slay him?
Demon gf: sure sweety, just don't spill to much blood, it's a pain to clean it.
Doomslayer: *sad slayer noises* okay :(
@@macdt95 well actually I had imagined it is the demons resurrect after a while
“I would say this is against the Geneva convention but I’m 100% sure geneva doesn’t exist anymore”
My favorite quote now
"Where's this music coming from?"
I believe Doom Guy just has the music playing on blast in his helmet. It's why he doesn't talk to people. He can't hear shit besides demon's screaming in pain and intense heavy metal.
I just assume his suit has speakers that play it for the demons to hear. They've got to have boss music to know it is time to run.
I think it'd be cool to see a band of Revenants being some death metal stuff. Like the guitarist could have a guitar made from that crucible axe thing. Heck a revenant drummer using human skeletons as drum sticks would be awesome too....maybe get the Door DOOT too.
Its actually death metal lines with use of other things
@@devonwilson8306 yes that reply is perfect
Heaven: "stop fighting and leave it to us. we never asked for your help"
DG: "I'm not doing it for you, or me, I'm doing it for DAISY"
I wonder how many people even understood this? Not many people who played 2016/Eternal played Doom (1993), especially not Inferno.
Yep if you murder the doom slayers pet prepare to be brutally murdered
Is daisy canon?
@@maryjoygelizon4268
Of course she is. There’s also a portrait of him holding her in the fortress
@@maryjoygelizon4268 yes she is the reason he went on a killing spree in hell
"Inside every demon is a rainbow"
Doom Guy:
"I know"
"inside of every mortally challenged is a lost soul"
"Inside every sinner are huge, shiny guts"
I'm not liking this comment.
Edit: it was at 69 at the time I wrote this
Let's test that theory
i mean...the ammo drops looks like rainbow so that's correct
"DOOM: Eternal can't be THAT much more intense than DOOM 2016."
*Little did he know...*
Once upon a time the doom guy killed a lot of demons with his shotgun, then he found the ammo for it
He doesn't even need the shotgun to shoot the demons
"I would make this quick for
You but my sword is out of ammo"
-The Slayer
Just had to remind you
@@apieceofbread5538 I mean he is infinetly powerful as not only was he blessed with immortality and super strength his armour grows more powerful with each kill combine that with the fact he's been in hell a few million years in lore he's more powerful than kratos so... He's just batshit cracked in the law lol
Demon 1: he's out of ammo!
Doomslayer: revs chainsaw. Kills demon 1.
Demon 2: OH SHIT! HES OUT OF AMMO!!!
"Woah Badger, he had a family!"
" *I KNOW. T H E Y ' R E N E X T.* "
"Because fuck him and his blood relatives"
And his neighbors.... his dog...
*NO. WITNESSES.*
*LOADING SUPER SHOTGUN WITH MALICOUS INTENT*
Demons: finally he’s out of ammo!
Doom guy: “pulls out fist with malicious intent”
*Pulls out CHAINSAW with malicious intent!*
@@MaskOfLimbo *PULLS OUT CHAINSAW FIST WITH INTENT INVOLVING BODYLY HARM ON OPPOSING PARTY*
I was gunna do “you see my guns may be out of ammo but my fist doesn’t require ammo”
Doom guy doesnt need a gun, give him a table spoon and a cyber demon will probably wet himself
Swe_lordnib meh all he really needs is his pinky finger 😏
6:24 cracked me up
I'm currently being superglued back together
BREAKING NEWS: Man who was once too angry to die, is now too angry to abide to the law of physics.
Local man dunks on Isaac Newton.
Is Doomguy from Florida? Would answer why he gets away with a lot of the stuff he does.
@@ragemachine8601
He *IS* Florida.
@@nullpoint3346 HE IS DEATH
Doomguy: "Laws are meant to be broken."
"Actions speak louder than words" most especially because it is almost impossible for a human to produce a sound as loud as a gunshot
except for doomguys dashing sound
@@amazondemon yep
pretty sure either his helmet is soundproof or he is already deaf, either way he ain't hearing your shit.
he doesn't answer for he never heard the question
expect people in MW2 Lobbies
"Actions speak louder than words"
Because a crime scene continues to preach long after the words have faded.
Doom 2016: Demons are trapped in a room with you.
Doom Eternal: You have left the room, put it on a cargo plane and chucked it into the heart of an active volcano with 250 tons of tnt strapped to the door.
Doom reboot 3: WHAT THE FUCK IS A ROOM?
Like despicable me 2?
Eventually, demons stopped thinking
Idk about y'all but I really appreciated the fact that they just remastered the old sprites of the demons from the OG Doom for Eternal. This game felt like a love letter to the fans of the original series.
"How engaging is the combat in DOOM Eternal?"
I'm watching this video for 5 min and I can't recall a single word that Badger said.
its oddly relaxing
One word. Yes.
Badger was talking?
Beginning: "I hope I can win this war."
End: *"I AM the war!"*
"Whoa, dude! That demon had a family!"
*I KNOW. THEY'RE NEXT.*
@PHANTOM-MC your forgetting one
NOBODY BEATS THE *BRICK!*
@@failedthanos7349
THE BRICK BEATS YOU!
Yeah my favorite lines
I am not locked in here with you, you are locked in here with me
Badger: "Doom Eternal cant get any more intense than doom 2016"
*Heavy music stops.
*HEAVY MUSIC STARTS!
Bfg division was so good that they had to bring it back for Eternal
*heavy metal music stops*
*HEAVIER METAL MUSIC STARTS*
heavyier*
heavy music stops
HEAVIER MUSIC STARTS
HEAVY MUSIC INTENSIFIES
Priest: What is satanic game?!
*30 seconds later*
Priest: “HELL YEAH I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD”
i dont know why but mind went to pope francis playing doom eternal
What’s funny is that I actually watched a real Catholic priest react to bits of Doom Eternal and he linked some of The Slayers skills, lack of fear, and seeming “Holy Armor” to scriptures. You just gotta look at it less as Satanic imagery, and more of pure and utter destruction of said Imagery.
@@rogue_2k374 that is amazing i needed that in my life
"Woah. Hey. Take easy Badger, that demon had a family."
Bajur: "I know. They're next."
*pauses* *starts dying of laughter*
That straight up is something that the doomslayer would say
Welp the demons are screwed
@@rapala1014 if he talked
Me: I can't vibe to metal
Friend: *catches me blasting the doom soundtrack at full volume *
Me: ohh this isn't metal, this is actually called violence
Audio violence
just like the mariner's revenge
It's holy music damnit
Ah yes, my favorite instrument, violence
It’s not metal, it’s gospel music.
Confirmed: it is canon that Doomguy has speakers in his helmet blasting music during combat
Edit: well this blew up long after I forgot about it, it’s just a joke but given the Slayer’s collection it’s not far off
it actually is
@@Ribbons0121R121 why aren’t I surprised
You will only have to cherish our God , The Doom Slayer
And they are powered by demon blood
@@iamafuckingfailure argent energy
When you play doom, your not playing on hard mode,
*the demons are*
accurate but it's you're instead of your, as "you're" means "you are" whereas "your" is like "your property"
@@RandomInternetStranger You’re (you are) going to the shadow dimension
@@RandomInternetStranger I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION!!!
@@ezonplays2260 NOOOOOOOOOO
(bold of you to assume I am of the testicular sort)
"You can only slay demons so hard"
Doomguy: *YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ANGER*
Well do you
Doomguy: Hold my chainsaw.
Also acceptable.
Hayden: "You can't just blow a hole in the surface of Mars..."
Doomguy: **stares in literally too angry to give a shit**
Ah yes. My favorite music genre: Testosterone.
XD god that's great
Ah my favorite genre of music.... VIOLENCE
My personal favorite songs/bands are:
-Unholy Holocaust
-Demonic Genocide
-Chainsaw Lobotomy
-Scorched Earth
-Congregation of Decapitation
-DEATH (Just... death)
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Ah yes a man of culture😔
PA: “The Slayer has arrived. All mortally-challenged personnel, please be advised.”
Demons: “I suddenly need to go to the mortality-neutral bathroom-“
PA: "All bathrooms are out of order"
Immortal demons be like: I better get out of here....just in case haha
Love this comment
Thomas Allen Demons: Shit
Doomslayer:*loads super shotgun* sorry. This bathroom was occupied.
"Dude, that demon had a family"
"I know, they're next"
LOL
“Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...”
― Terry Pratchett
phaethos often the solution to complex problems is a simple method
omfg now all i can think of is a good omens au where adam isn't the antichrist, he's the slayer reborn
Cacodemon: exists
Doomslayer: *HIPPOTY HOPPITY YOUR AYE’S MY PROPERTY*
Blacklist Gaming thank you
No wonder there's no Monster's Inc 2
just eye
Aye*
Jacob Melvin finally an intellectual
Classical moment when playing Doom:
"hmm its just 11pm lets play a bit more..." half a mental second later "huh? what the f..., the sun is rising?, but its just... oh god its 7am"
Then I called in sick to work and kept playing
Yes. I feel that so much
Cant wait to start this habit
@@wanday.jackson7537 Honestly the game requires using ze brain in hectic action which is why its very hard to go to sleep after playing it, can say this results in many sleep deprived workdays
@@joeljokivuori1059 That explains a lot
In lore doom guy is so strong he can just kill anything with just his hands he just uses guns because he thinks it’s fun
Stress relief
He gets serious and puts away the guns when he gets the berserk power up.
Doom Eternal: The most Christian game of the decade.
It's like the Bible 3, cause doom 2016 is already the Bible 2
Actually we might end up killing half of heaven according to the story "heaven wrath"
Why does that just sound right
Doom Eternal > Bibleman
Actually alot of dooms story is based off the bible, doom slayer comes from a holy warrior people and he was betrayed by demons allowing his whole race to be destroyed, and he was gifted super strength and "immortality" by the Seraphim the highest of gods Angel's, and it's the doom slayers unquenchable rage that drives him to carry out heavens deeds to destroy all demons.
RussianBadger: how hype could a game really be?
Also RussianBadger: Why do I hear boss music
"Mortally challenged personnel be advised."
I laughed my head off!
I died way too funny
0:35 your dad when you accidentaly walk away mid conversation
scientist: anger is a reliable source of energy
Doom Slayer: *HEAVY BREATHING*
Powers an entire fucking dimension
Doomguy's anger can power the entire world
Professor Croix must be dripping wet on slayer's angry energy
@@AViewCado69420 hahah yep fucking hsd the ability to power four solar systems at once
If only Samuel had researched a Doom Slayer-powered generator, humanity never should have had an energy crises, let alone a demonic invasion.
“You may bring down heaven’s wrath”
Doom guy: “Do it kill demons tho?”
not useful for killing demons
not interested
"You may bring down heaven's wrath."
Wait your turn, Heaven, I'm still working my way through everything in Hell, I'll get to you when I'm done here.
Instead of the game saying: "Enemies are approaching"
It should say: "Be advised, ammo drop inbound" XD
DOOM : **START CHAINSAW ENGINE WITH MAILICIOUS INTENT**
**Literal portal to Hell**
_"Friendly care package inbound"_
no, what it should say is "attention all demons, the equivalent of an 66.6 earthquake is about to hit your area"
@@thefakebarrybonz4492 And that's just the Bass
Got me dead
9:32 i bet that jump-cut was difficult, he chainsawed a zombie then chainsawed in a completely different place, with the same animation. good job, dude.
Khan Makyr: "Who are you, a human, to defy our traditions?"
Doomguy: "So anyway, I started blasting."
Hello There!
@@droneofwar9437 General Kenobi!
"I'm just a nigga with a rocket launcher"
God that was pretty funny
Abandod reasons! Know only war!
demons: a full auto shotgun is inhumane!
Doomslayer: *loads shotgun with BRRRRRRRRRRT intent*
More like;
Doomslayer: What was that?!? I couldn’t hear you OVER THE SOUND OF *BUCKSHOT SHREDDING **_UNHOLY FLESH!!!_*
More like
Demons: No full auto in hell!
Doomslayer: That's not full auto, this is full auto *Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*
Demons:Oh shit ok ok alright, chill
"Woah, easy badger, that demon had a family"
"I KNOW, THEY'RE NEXT"
I feel like everyone thought that at one point.
One of true best parts of the video… much like every part of the video.
I've actually used that line in a few bosses I've made lol
that was my favorite part
I was honestly about to comment this, glad I checked so I wasn't called a bot 😅
Slayer has a taxidermy demon statue in his living room.
The demon’s still alive, it’s just too terrified to move.
I'm so fucking glad to hear that I'm not the only person screaming "I'LL TAKE THAT" to cacodemons as you steal their eye
“All your eyeball are belong to me”
"You have lost peeping privileges."
@@UnknownOps we’ve done it boys, peeping toms are no more.
Bro why you gotta do Heavenly like that
Y o i n k
Other Games: HiDE bEhiNd CoVEr!
DOOM Eternal: Satan must still be stuck behind that chest-high wall
Other Games: Hide behind cover
Doom: Stop giving the enemy tips
1:42 😂
"Wooaah, hey, take it easy Badger. That Demon had a Family."
"I know..."
*They're Next*
🤣
Epic moment.
@Re Le ty it's my game tag in a few games
*RIP AND TEAR*
My favorite part of the video😂😂
I just started Doom Eternal a couple months ago and I cannot fucking believe they made the combat even better than the first one. The hub for the Slayer is fucking amazing. One of the top ten games of the current generation undoubtedly.
A friendly reminder that this game came out on the same day as it’s polar opposite, animal crossing.
The scales had to stay balanced.
the only difference is the fact i can only mercilessly slaughter the demons in one of the games
@@chez.i.3 I mean Yeah but what is Doom Eternal About then?
@@crunchykb5200 not getting taxes for houses
What do you mean? Didnt you hear son, tom nook IS doomguy? he simply took farm life after eradicating all the demons
"I wonder what will March 2020 will bring"
This did not age well
The equivalent of Plague Inc Madagascar.
Without the super-deadly virus justifying things.
Bajur causeded the rona :(
I was looking for this.
Yea
Plague Inc: Real World Edition
“That is a weapon. NOT a teleporter”
-Samuel Hayden
What’s the difference?
@@mrpiston6177 that the teleporter dosent make enough extructural damage to everything around you
Sonic exe r/woooosh
Samuel Hayden “YOU CAN’T JUST SHOOT A HOLE TO THE SURFACE OF MARS”
Doom guy “haha bfg 10000 go BRRRRRRR”
@@Universal_Box ThU LoNgr Da IkON Ov SIn iZ oNn ErTH, ThE StRoNGr hE BeCOmS
“There’s now way I could kill demons any crazier” PROSEEDS TO KILL A DEMON LIKE KRATOS
"That demon had a family."
"I know. THEY'RE NEXT!"
Remind me again who the demons are in this game?
from what I've gathered they're basically a mishmash of various demonic species who all have their own place within their social construct. That construct is basically despise the weak and fear the strong, but they all seem to work as fodder for a greater being whose voice you only hear in Doom 2016. This beings goal seemed to be to destroy/consume other planets and drag them into hell.
You mean they HAD a family
The demons are the ammo drops
The demons are the VICTIMS in this case
The demons
“It will only make the burden you carry worse”
Doom guy: “Then I will kill my burdens by pretending they are an egg and my fist is a frying pan”
Doom guy: *Looks at him.
Guy: "why am I glowing blue…?"
How about "They are an egg and my fist is is a fucking Super Sledge."
Doomslayer: Path of torment remember?
"LOOK WHO'S BIG TIME NOW! THIS GUY! GUESS WHO GETS TO PLAY DOOM: ETERNAL EARLY!? THIS GUY!" - Russianbadger, April 25th, 2019.
Just a little late is all
Yep