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  • @Gnagniel
    @Gnagniel 4 роки тому +6977

    Doomslayer: "Why do I hear boss music?" *Looks in mirror* "Oh, right."

    • @META2012-
      @META2012- 4 роки тому +249

      I am the boss

    • @oH_._
      @oH_._ 4 роки тому +170

      Oh right... I am the boss.

    • @Wild_Dice
      @Wild_Dice 4 роки тому +109

      "must be another Monday."

    • @guitarkid9623
      @guitarkid9623 4 роки тому +80

      "Welp." *Revs chainsaw*

    • @johndedios6676
      @johndedios6676 4 роки тому +46

      Your the boss and the music will make you stronger

  • @thesadseal2electricboogalo597
    @thesadseal2electricboogalo597 4 роки тому +2033

    "You are nothing but a usurper. A false idol.".
    *"THOSE ARE BOLD WORDS FOR SOMEONE WITHIN RIP AND TEAR RANGE"*

  • @sai4998
    @sai4998 2 роки тому +516

    "You can only slay demons so hard"
    Mick Gordon: "He's new here"

    • @OmarHARRAZE
      @OmarHARRAZE 4 місяці тому +3

      yep, gotta teach him to use weapons, and fight op bosses for the next games

  • @theblackenedking9858
    @theblackenedking9858 Рік тому +508

    Badger: "You can only slay demons so har-"
    The Slayer: "See, that's where you're wrong."

  • @georgereeves8137
    @georgereeves8137 4 роки тому +7048

    Otherworldly being: “You will bring down the Heaven’s Wrath”
    Doom Slayer: *Quickly adds Heaven’s Wrath to his kill list*

    • @user-bu2sf1gb5t
      @user-bu2sf1gb5t 4 роки тому +480

      - But it's not a living crea--
      - I'll still kill it

    • @garrettmccullough2249
      @garrettmccullough2249 4 роки тому +203

      More like adds Heaven's Wrath to his arsenal lol.

    • @joachims4726
      @joachims4726 4 роки тому +193

      This comment is funnier when you know that the slayer has a kill list folder in his pc system

    • @illegalmobster4847
      @illegalmobster4847 4 роки тому +57

      @@joachims4726 wait really?

    • @nickthelonewolf9909
      @nickthelonewolf9909 4 роки тому +57

      oh yeah thanks for reminding me of that! Lemme kill HELL first.

  • @swanky464
    @swanky464 4 роки тому +9015

    “If the lava were alive, the doom slayer would kill it”
    I mean- *He’s not wrong*

    • @lazynin545
      @lazynin545 4 роки тому +101

      Swanky Games now imagine a demon made of lava as a boss in the game

    • @CarlosCastillo-vi1pn
      @CarlosCastillo-vi1pn 4 роки тому +50

      Probs be a boss coming out of the lava in the games release maybe

    • @cidkagenoh9181
      @cidkagenoh9181 4 роки тому +13

      I GUESS >:v

    • @laatmetoe
      @laatmetoe 4 роки тому +27

      OMG what happend to Mike Wazowski

    • @boyfriendwannabe1825
      @boyfriendwannabe1825 4 роки тому +10

      @@lazynin545 Doom Guy is the Boss himself.

  • @ethandevine6194
    @ethandevine6194 Рік тому +950

    The DoomSlayer can play heavy rock music with a piano.
    No, you cannot change my mind

    • @jtallen6406
      @jtallen6406 Рік тому +34

      If that is never made a canon trait of his, I'm going to be very disappointed.

    • @mrgta-cj6wx
      @mrgta-cj6wx Рік тому

      hes to angry to die he can and will do whatever he wants

    • @cumber3631
      @cumber3631 Рік тому +14

      Wouldn't be surprised

    • @Old-Sport-1987
      @Old-Sport-1987 Рік тому +12

      I wouldn’t even try to change it

    • @dylanw3645
      @dylanw3645 Рік тому +5

      who would want to try to change your mind your already dead right

  • @Madcat56
    @Madcat56 2 роки тому +238

    "you can only slay demons so hard"
    doom slayer: you underestimate my hatred

  • @ADRFilms119
    @ADRFilms119 4 роки тому +2331

    "The slayer has arrived."
    "All mortally challenged personnel please be advised".
    Demon: *PRESSES THE DOOM SLAYER ALARM ON THE WALL*

    • @masonwilliams1345
      @masonwilliams1345 4 роки тому +169

      All I can think of is an imp pressing the close door button on an elevator as the dom guy charges at him down a hallway

    • @MazaAzi
      @MazaAzi 4 роки тому +108

      Literally Satan: I fear no man. But that.... thing? It SCARES me.

    • @ultramarinescaptain3840
      @ultramarinescaptain3840 4 роки тому +67

      Every demon in the level: "... *FUCK.* "

    • @jakeneylon1853
      @jakeneylon1853 4 роки тому +33

      *state of panic ensues

    • @concretephill8509
      @concretephill8509 4 роки тому +59

      *IF I SOUND THE ALARM WE'LL BE READY!*
      *But if I sound the alarm he'll know we're afraid!!*
      Imp: *wipes sweat*

  • @jeffukarosta4500
    @jeffukarosta4500 2 роки тому +52

    "Like, you can only slay demons so hard"
    Mick Gordon: Allow me to introduce... Metal, but every instrument is a fucken *chainsaw*

  • @iexistnow589
    @iexistnow589 2 роки тому +314

    Moral: if your arguing with doom slayer, don’t tell him action speaks louder than words

    • @DJET723
      @DJET723 Рік тому +10

      But he doesn’t argue…

    • @AdamBomb60
      @AdamBomb60 Рік тому +6

      *loads shell into shotgun*

    • @Seriovsky
      @Seriovsky Рік тому +1

      @@DJET723 He just closes the debate...

    • @cryo_aboutit
      @cryo_aboutit Рік тому +1

      he will deliver his double-barreled counter argument

  • @olivercabusao2397
    @olivercabusao2397 2 роки тому +3395

    -Badger: "Why do i hear music?"
    -Demons: "Why do i hear boss music?"

  • @yaboig5534
    @yaboig5534 4 роки тому +614

    "That demon had a family."
    "I know. THEY'RE NEXT"
    ah yes a fellow slayer

  • @nypd2654
    @nypd2654 2 роки тому +116

    The only sentince the doom slayer would need if he could talk:
    "I will endure 1000 deaths before I yield"

    • @thedoorman243
      @thedoorman243 Рік тому +6

      he can talk, he just chooses not to

    • @Tatoffel1234
      @Tatoffel1234 Рік тому +4

      @@thedoorman243 He chooces to but with 3 exceptions while he speaks only one time while beein the Doom Slayer and not just the/a Doom Guy

    • @Laura-bs2hw
      @Laura-bs2hw Рік тому

      that fits perfectly

    • @charlescourtwright2229
      @charlescourtwright2229 11 місяців тому +2

      @@Tatoffel1234 and i like how one of them is after beating Dagon, in with Doom slayer is asked if he has any last words for his creator before he kills him, Doom slayer proceeds to kill him, then say no

  • @danny_boi3537
    @danny_boi3537 Рік тому +99

    2:41
    Demons: He's out of ammo.
    _SHIT, HE'S OUT OF AMMO!_

  • @korvix9536
    @korvix9536 4 роки тому +2383

    “You will bring down the heavens wrath.”
    Doom Slayer: **Cocks shotgun with religious intent**

    • @RKSNomad
      @RKSNomad 4 роки тому +24

      FUCK! i like yours better than mine.

    • @hyliandoctor
      @hyliandoctor 4 роки тому +40

      TIME FOR A FUCKING ANTI-CRUSADE

    • @michaelatanasio223
      @michaelatanasio223 4 роки тому +12

      I'm confused. I thought the Doomslayer was a holy warrior in the origional?

    • @synccubus9243
      @synccubus9243 4 роки тому +30

      @@michaelatanasio223 He was an outcast because he sold his people out to save his son then all of his people died so he decided to kill all of the demons instead

    • @jakeneylon1853
      @jakeneylon1853 4 роки тому +2

      Doomslayer: “and?”

  • @frongle6268
    @frongle6268 4 роки тому +3011

    RussianBadger: *uses doomslayer as doorstop*
    Doomslayer: *breaks the door*

    • @Spartan-oy3pq
      @Spartan-oy3pq 4 роки тому +24

      Why doesn't have more likes

    • @ryanchong9965
      @ryanchong9965 4 роки тому +64

      Badger: _gets his apartment invaded and yeets the Doomslayer at the intruders_
      The Doomslayer: _eyes glow_
      The intruders: Why do I hear boss music-

    • @vladgabrielmatei9128
      @vladgabrielmatei9128 3 роки тому +20

      @@ryanchong9965 *intruders' legs are suddenly thrown out the window*

    • @frongle6268
      @frongle6268 3 роки тому +2

      @Fake Name its ok bro the time has passed its gone past

    • @simpleleaf6026
      @simpleleaf6026 3 роки тому +9

      Doorslayer

  • @astolforider9521
    @astolforider9521 2 роки тому +114

    The girl who looks at the boy in the back:"I bet he's a pervert."
    The guys mindset:(killing demons to gain health or ammo then proceed to shoot a whole through mars than proceeding to kill gods)

  • @BisexualPlagueDoctor
    @BisexualPlagueDoctor Рік тому +41

    “I would say this is against the Geneva convention but I’m 100% sure geneva doesn’t exist anymore”
    My favorite quote now

  • @TheRussianBadger
    @TheRussianBadger  4 роки тому +11577

    youtube literally demonetized this video then monetized this video then demonetized it again
    now thats what I call demon-etization amirite fellow doom slayers

  • @liam5969
    @liam5969 4 роки тому +1853

    DEMONS: "You have a lot of nerve coming in here"!
    DOOMSLAYER: "You have a lot of nerve being alive"

    • @ubilava9454
      @ubilava9454 4 роки тому +85

      ... so I came to inform you, that your free trial of existing is about to end

    • @eins2001
      @eins2001 4 роки тому +42

      Demons: "Who are you to come here???"
      Doomslayer: "First of all how dare you"

    • @mrrey3481
      @mrrey3481 4 роки тому +9

      you know, man now I got flashbacks from Leman Russ making demon's life miserable in TTS series

    • @TheKentanthony
      @TheKentanthony 4 роки тому +7

      So i started blasting these mofos

    • @mrrey3481
      @mrrey3481 4 роки тому +8

      @@whippingtoddlerthewanderer9588 I swear to God, I can hear Doom Slayer talking to NIgh Sentinels like: Aight, ya bleedin' soupheads! Listen up, if you wanna live!

  • @noirangel6416
    @noirangel6416 2 роки тому +60

    "In every demon there is a rainbow."
    Doom Slayer: 2:47

  • @riko_0
    @riko_0 Рік тому +10

    "DOOM: Eternal can't be THAT much more intense than DOOM 2016."
    *Little did he know...*

  • @antonlouis612
    @antonlouis612 4 роки тому +2308

    "The Slayer Has Arrived. All mortally challenged personnel please be advised."
    Me: that cant be good...

    • @lkcdarzadix6216
      @lkcdarzadix6216 4 роки тому +55

      If your mortally challenge

    • @antonlouis612
      @antonlouis612 4 роки тому +20

      Forgot to add demons But...

    • @ton10p
      @ton10p 4 роки тому +34

      demons: shit fuck fuck, asshole (continues to curse in demon)

    • @LeuvahkTrigger
      @LeuvahkTrigger 4 роки тому +12

      Hehe. I'm in danger.

    • @1989SupraGuyFIN
      @1989SupraGuyFIN 4 роки тому +19

      Also, don't forget, that you can upgrade your upgrades with upgrades.

  • @TekuAK47
    @TekuAK47 4 роки тому +1825

    Badger: this is fine
    Doom music starts playing
    Badger: oh god

  • @snowveilmothsanctum4456
    @snowveilmothsanctum4456 11 місяців тому +9

    Badger: "...if anger is a reliable source of energy."
    DoomGuy: "I don't sleep. Eat. Drink. I only need the blood of the Demons, my hunger is quinched by ripping and tearing everything in my path. I'll sleep when I see Daisy again."

  • @grimgrom3355
    @grimgrom3355 2 роки тому +95

    It’s nice that this 40$ sound track came with a free game :)

    • @Bees1408
      @Bees1408 2 місяці тому

      It’s so nice of the composer :)

  • @recoilshot5087
    @recoilshot5087 4 роки тому +1967

    "Warning, the slayer has entered the facility."
    Demons: objective updated: survive

    • @korvix9536
      @korvix9536 4 роки тому +62

      Or survive as long as you can before inevitably being pulverized into a meat shake

    • @aceofspades5434
      @aceofspades5434 4 роки тому +28

      Rip noble 6

    • @Txjmbajza
      @Txjmbajza 4 роки тому +14

      Dwight: False the demons have to survive as long as they can.

    • @merces47letifer4
      @merces47letifer4 4 роки тому +6

      Oh that one again

    • @postaldude9779
      @postaldude9779 4 роки тому +15

      Demon: (Chukles) ... I'm in danger

  • @TomiVuori
    @TomiVuori 4 роки тому +2126

    Who are you, a human, to defy our tradition.
    "So anyway I started blasting"

    • @ridhosamudro2199
      @ridhosamudro2199 4 роки тому +97

      "tradition is just peer pressure from dead people"

    • @CarlosCastillo-vi1pn
      @CarlosCastillo-vi1pn 4 роки тому +13

      Doomguy: that’s what I do u overgrown chicken

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 4 роки тому +12

      "And now all my shels are gone"

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 4 роки тому +1

      @@ridhosamudro2199 Hah, fu you! *spits on grave*
      *Goes to bed and gets a nightmare*
      I'm sorry granny

    • @arminascepas8301
      @arminascepas8301 4 роки тому

      @@ls200076 Cute, I eat nightmares.

  • @foxstudios3322
    @foxstudios3322 2 роки тому +221

    Alternate wording:
    Beginning of session: i hope i get some neto bosses
    End of session: *I AM THE BOSS*

  • @blitzkommanderr
    @blitzkommanderr 2 роки тому +18

    Every other game: some amount of chill in some scenes so you can take a break and chill if you're overwhelmed.
    Doom Eternal: Man literally too angry to die

    • @rogue_2k374
      @rogue_2k374 11 місяців тому +3

      My favorite description of Doom ever was just describing tutorials and Dooms was this: “Here’s a gun. Shoot anything and everything that moves”

  • @gabrielwguevarra
    @gabrielwguevarra 4 роки тому +1775

    People in Doom's story: *breathes*
    Doomguy: I DONT REMEMBER ASKIN' YOU A GODDAMN THING.

    • @sketep1117
      @sketep1117 4 роки тому +69

      Wrong,
      Anyone: Breathes
      Doom Slayer: *AGGRESSIVE silence*

    • @bafaltin
      @bafaltin 4 роки тому +33

      Anyone: breathes.
      Doomslayer: aggressive silence with malicious intent

    • @lordjeremetrius
      @lordjeremetrius 4 роки тому +12

      Just the scene where the hell priests mock the slayer and he just turns around and pumps his shotgun and they scream and run away

    • @darkblade7003
      @darkblade7003 4 роки тому +5

      anyone in doom : breathes
      DOOM SLAYER reloades every gun
      :you have chosen death

    • @ThepasswordisOrmh
      @ThepasswordisOrmh 4 роки тому +5

      @@lordjeremetrius he's like the dad with a belt but more lethal

  • @TheBerchie
    @TheBerchie 4 роки тому +11687

    God: "Hey, why are you guys just sitting around doing nothing? I told you to take care of the demon problem."
    Angel: "Oh don't worry, the intern is taking care of it."
    God: "The intern?"
    *Gunshots, explosions, and demons screaming in pain off in the distance*
    God: "......wow."
    Angel: "Yeah, he's very passionate about the position...."

    • @pinestriker2789
      @pinestriker2789 4 роки тому +295

      TheBerchie this needs more likes

    • @HazelDeezNutts
      @HazelDeezNutts 4 роки тому +384

      Also God: Hell Comes to Hell themselves, ironic.

    • @JenericJ_12
      @JenericJ_12 4 роки тому +191

      VERY passionate

    • @pancakes4552
      @pancakes4552 4 роки тому +235

      Must take very passionate walks in the woods

    • @noahcarlton4625
      @noahcarlton4625 4 роки тому +67

      @@pancakes4552 ah yes I see what you did there

  • @OlaftheGreat
    @OlaftheGreat 2 роки тому +11

    6:24 cracked me up
    I'm currently being superglued back together

  • @Shouji_akutami
    @Shouji_akutami Рік тому +29

    When you play doom, your not playing on hard mode,
    *the demons are*

    • @RandomInternetStranger
      @RandomInternetStranger Рік тому +1

      accurate but it's you're instead of your, as "you're" means "you are" whereas "your" is like "your property"

    • @imnotsureman1093
      @imnotsureman1093 Рік тому +1

      @@RandomInternetStranger You’re (you are) going to the shadow dimension

    • @ezonplays2260
      @ezonplays2260 5 місяців тому +1

      ​@@RandomInternetStranger I CAST TESTICULAR TORSION!!!

    • @RandomInternetStranger
      @RandomInternetStranger 5 місяців тому +1

      @@ezonplays2260 NOOOOOOOOOO
      (bold of you to assume I am of the testicular sort)

  • @brianhorta8885
    @brianhorta8885 4 роки тому +575

    "Woah Badger, he had a family!"
    " *I KNOW. T H E Y ' R E N E X T.* "

  • @xyto7563
    @xyto7563 4 роки тому +475

    "Killing them won't bring back your people."
    WHAT PEOPLE, I DO THIS FOR FUN.

    • @salamander445
      @salamander445 4 роки тому +12

      Doom Slayer:what is people

    • @Manlikegibbon
      @Manlikegibbon 4 роки тому +7

      Doom Guy:Well that's not exactly it

    • @grimreminder5038
      @grimreminder5038 4 роки тому +6

      Doom Slayer: You're right...but it is fun, which trumps any point you were trying to make.

    • @Otterdisappointment
      @Otterdisappointment 4 роки тому +5

      “Who said anything about bringing people back?”

  • @smpandlox8036
    @smpandlox8036 2 роки тому +19

    That transition from Rip and Tear to BFG Division was clean, and I want a full version of that mashup

  • @OH_MY22
    @OH_MY22 Рік тому +31

    Priest: What is satanic game?!
    *30 seconds later*
    Priest: “HELL YEAH I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD”

    • @Laura-bs2hw
      @Laura-bs2hw Рік тому +2

      i dont know why but mind went to pope francis playing doom eternal

    • @rogue_2k374
      @rogue_2k374 11 місяців тому +3

      What’s funny is that I actually watched a real Catholic priest react to bits of Doom Eternal and he linked some of The Slayers skills, lack of fear, and seeming “Holy Armor” to scriptures. You just gotta look at it less as Satanic imagery, and more of pure and utter destruction of said Imagery.

    • @Laura-bs2hw
      @Laura-bs2hw 11 місяців тому

      @@rogue_2k374 that is amazing i needed that in my life

  • @GeakandGamer
    @GeakandGamer 3 роки тому +3275

    “I AM THE WAR”
    Every ID character in a nutshell

    • @joshuahelf9549
      @joshuahelf9549 3 роки тому +67

      Bosses in doom: Why da faq do I hear player music?

    • @joshuahelf9549
      @joshuahelf9549 2 роки тому +23

      @John Pelletier thats what I have been thinking, I heard it somewhere.

    • @Brass_Buckle
      @Brass_Buckle 2 роки тому +10

      What are ID characters?

    • @szwagier50
      @szwagier50 2 роки тому +33

      @@Brass_Buckle *id Software* are the devs of DOOM, this comment is basically reflecting that onto basically any protagonist id has made.

    • @Brass_Buckle
      @Brass_Buckle 2 роки тому +4

      @@szwagier50 I see thanks

  • @flexedcartoon6836
    @flexedcartoon6836 4 роки тому +1189

    “I’m sure if the lava was alive, the Doom Slayer would kill it”
    That is the most DOOM thing I have ever heard

    • @eins2001
      @eins2001 4 роки тому +42

      *camera cuts to Doomslayer furiously firing his super shotgun into the lava*

    • @nopeyoudontknowmyname9153
      @nopeyoudontknowmyname9153 4 роки тому +32

      @@eins2001 As said lava manages to shriek in horror and agony

    • @drakensong9953
      @drakensong9953 4 роки тому +29

      do you ever think that demons play "the floor is doom guy"??

    • @legionman2441
      @legionman2441 4 роки тому +2

      Serious sam beat you to the punch or kill idc

    • @eins2001
      @eins2001 4 роки тому +8

      @@drakensong9953 it's a common game in Demongarten

  • @SupaSillyThyme
    @SupaSillyThyme 2 роки тому +14

    Badger: you mean living breathing ammo box?
    Me: THAT’S A HALF TRUTH!

  • @jmsgridiron5628
    @jmsgridiron5628 2 роки тому +9

    Idk about y'all but I really appreciated the fact that they just remastered the old sprites of the demons from the OG Doom for Eternal. This game felt like a love letter to the fans of the original series.

  • @notexactlydoomslayer3611
    @notexactlydoomslayer3611 3 роки тому +2908

    Samuel : *Woah Hey, Take it Easy Slayer, That Demon had a Famil-*
    Doom Slayer : *I Know, They're Next.*

    • @darkdragon5642
      @darkdragon5642 3 роки тому +61

      me:hey slayer i think we should use this *shows a counselor *
      doom slayer: AH HELL NAW

    • @Alpinyr
      @Alpinyr 2 роки тому +8

      I agree

    • @Alpinyr
      @Alpinyr 2 роки тому +7

      I like just completes the doom 2016 campain

    • @thedesperado5586
      @thedesperado5586 2 роки тому +3

      they are

    • @k1ngnobody212
      @k1ngnobody212 2 роки тому +2

      Can I help

  • @doomer2electricboogaloo730
    @doomer2electricboogaloo730 4 роки тому +1758

    "...you will bring down the heavens' wrath."
    Doomguy: *loads shotgun with menacing intent*
    Me: Do I smell a threequel?

    • @hippiehippo9030
      @hippiehippo9030 4 роки тому +65

      Doom 3: Godspeed. Doomslayer goes to Heaven and kicks gods ass.

    • @phelpysan
      @phelpysan 4 роки тому +28

      Doomguy: oh boy more shit to kill

    • @yxexoticxy2422
      @yxexoticxy2422 4 роки тому +26

      You will bring down the heavens' wrath
      Doom guy: *laughs in BFG*

    • @Rageaholic2213
      @Rageaholic2213 4 роки тому +16

      WE GON FUCK UP SOME ANGELS

    • @fredcross2317
      @fredcross2317 4 роки тому +11

      Guess next Doom title will be Doom Divinity...

  • @The6thMessenger
    @The6thMessenger Рік тому +6

    "Dude, that demon had a family"
    "I know, they're next"
    LOL

  • @MegadethTillDeth
    @MegadethTillDeth Рік тому +3

    I just started Doom Eternal a couple months ago and I cannot fucking believe they made the combat even better than the first one. The hub for the Slayer is fucking amazing. One of the top ten games of the current generation undoubtedly.

  • @marcuswillems7782
    @marcuswillems7782 3 роки тому +606

    Doomguy: *runs out of ammo*
    Also Doomguy: TO TEST THE POWER OF FLEXSEAL, I SAWED THIS DEMON IN HALF!

    • @RedDeadIsDead
      @RedDeadIsDead Рік тому +31

      Now that's alot of damage!

    • @KuperSpyronicStudios
      @KuperSpyronicStudios 11 місяців тому +16

      I don't see it working... Underwater.

    • @Teuber45
      @Teuber45 7 місяців тому +11

      @@KuperSpyronicStudios"demon gargle noise" as the slayers drowns a imp

    • @donovanphillips6278
      @donovanphillips6278 4 місяці тому

      @@Teuber45That’s BRUTAL! Also hilarious

  • @christianjacobson4560
    @christianjacobson4560 4 роки тому +2062

    Every other game : 40 minute intro + Tutorial
    Doom: Here's a gun kill anything that moves

    • @verticalflyingb737
      @verticalflyingb737 4 роки тому +110

      Minecraft: here's a menu screen now punch trees

    • @pritiagarwal5599
      @pritiagarwal5599 4 роки тому +29

      Also kill anything that doesnt move

    • @prestonrobertson4415
      @prestonrobertson4415 4 роки тому +18

      Also, if it glows, punch it.

    • @cielghoul2034
      @cielghoul2034 4 роки тому +24

      Dark Souls: Here are the controls now kill a boss

    • @gandhichoron1365
      @gandhichoron1365 4 роки тому +4

      That Doom eternal dev he mentioned should collab with From Software devs...the game coming out of them would be in Museum for eternity like Super Mario Bros.

  • @Tactical_kiwi1
    @Tactical_kiwi1 Рік тому +16

    In lore doom guy is so strong he can just kill anything with just his hands he just uses guns because he thinks it’s fun

    • @braydeslaurier5960
      @braydeslaurier5960 Рік тому +2

      Stress relief

    • @James-tn9lf
      @James-tn9lf 5 місяців тому

      He gets serious and puts away the guns when he gets the berserk power up.

  • @user-wm5zb2to7l
    @user-wm5zb2to7l 10 місяців тому +3

    “There’s now way I could kill demons any crazier” PROSEEDS TO KILL A DEMON LIKE KRATOS

  • @SushiReversed
    @SushiReversed 4 роки тому +1439

    Doomguy is the definition of "I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me."

  • @danielgalbusera944
    @danielgalbusera944 4 роки тому +556

    Khan Makyr: "Who are you, a hooman, to defy our traditions?"
    Doomguy: *Laughs in war crimes*

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 4 роки тому +25

      Khan: Who are you-
      Doomguy: *I AM YOUR DOOM!* **happy RIP AND TEAR noises**

    • @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ
      @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ 4 роки тому +2

      Khan Makyr: "Who are you, a hooman, to defy our traditions?"
      Doomguy: **racks shotgun**

    • @alanwestmoreland6152
      @alanwestmoreland6152 4 роки тому +2

      He doesn't do war crimes, he kills the things who commits war crimes.

    • @theboard4207
      @theboard4207 4 роки тому +4

      When you commit war crimes on war criminals

    • @wortwort2198
      @wortwort2198 4 роки тому

      400

  • @roo99710
    @roo99710 Рік тому +7

    0:35 your dad when you accidentaly walk away mid conversation

  • @thepylonperspective
    @thepylonperspective 2 роки тому +52

    The Quiet Kid is going to become much more deadly if they play Doom: Eternal…
    Remember to make sure your not on the list…

    • @neunetsk5094
      @neunetsk5094 2 роки тому +3

      gotta mention, Doom Slayer never talks!!!

    • @gustavferreira627
      @gustavferreira627 2 роки тому +3

      I won’t be surprised if the Doom Slayer was the quite kid in class before he even became a marine and before he began fighting against Hell.

    • @Breakaway-ic5gj
      @Breakaway-ic5gj 2 роки тому +2

      You're off the list if you bring him ammo

    • @lelandholmquist2467
      @lelandholmquist2467 2 роки тому +1

      Don’t worry I’m the quiet kid.

  • @elementxxxi9287
    @elementxxxi9287 4 роки тому +801

    The reason you always hear epic, intense music playing in Doom is because that’s the boss music
    You’re the boss

  • @corbino9855
    @corbino9855 4 роки тому +1315

    Satan: "Don't worry, boys. I got this."
    *Satan has left the chat*

    • @EazyMichael
      @EazyMichael 4 роки тому +25

      Demon: Satan who?
      DemonSlayer walks in: Ooooh. Aaargh!

    • @KyuutoFoxFX
      @KyuutoFoxFX 4 роки тому +13

      I did the exact same thing on Accident, in Modern Warfare: An Attack Heli spawned in, I quickly went into the Menu to pull out my HK 121 with FMJ to shoot it down, but I accidentally pressed 'Quit Game'

    • @titan133760
      @titan133760 4 роки тому +7

      NIGERUNDAIYOOOOOO!!!!

    • @thomasravard7127
      @thomasravard7127 4 роки тому

      isn't the chat called "existance" by any chance?

    • @Numberonecanbeater
      @Numberonecanbeater 4 роки тому +1

      Is Satan perhaps a joestar then?

  • @ytuser4562
    @ytuser4562 2 роки тому +10

    “I’m sure if the lava was alive doomslayer would kill it”
    I haven’t even PLAYED doom and I know this is true

  • @metalurgent
    @metalurgent Рік тому +3

    I love that none of the characters go out of the way to say that you aren't powerful enough to achieve your goal, just that you probably shouldn't

  • @donmoss1118
    @donmoss1118 3 роки тому +2445

    I’m just imagining Heavenly picking up his brother from school and blasting The only thing they fear is you.

    • @dleonidae
      @dleonidae 3 роки тому +92

      Bruh, *dropping him off*
      First day of school, making your way to the doors, The Only Thing They Fear is You on, full blast.

    • @blackman8967
      @blackman8967 3 роки тому +16

      Bro what is this pfp

    • @yadie5465
      @yadie5465 3 роки тому +7

      Lol

    • @brickbraker5033
      @brickbraker5033 3 роки тому +2

      Man its just a mix of mastermind and bfg division

    • @yadie5465
      @yadie5465 3 роки тому +2

      Don Moss POV:you got a 0/10 on a test.

  • @evanlandis990
    @evanlandis990 2 роки тому +1506

    Heaven: "stop fighting and leave it to us. we never asked for your help"
    DG: "I'm not doing it for you, or me, I'm doing it for DAISY"

    • @mynamedoesntfi--6161
      @mynamedoesntfi--6161 2 роки тому +59

      I wonder how many people even understood this? Not many people who played 2016/Eternal played Doom (1993), especially not Inferno.

    • @kirby6897
      @kirby6897 2 роки тому +36

      Yep if you murder the doom slayers pet prepare to be brutally murdered

    • @maryjoygelizon4268
      @maryjoygelizon4268 2 роки тому +23

      Is daisy canon?

    • @z-man1237
      @z-man1237 2 роки тому +46

      @@maryjoygelizon4268
      Of course she is. There’s also a portrait of him holding her in the fortress

    • @prawinbashingamv.n5296
      @prawinbashingamv.n5296 Рік тому

      @@maryjoygelizon4268 yes she is the reason he went on a killing spree in hell

  • @user-mx1fq6qm6i
    @user-mx1fq6qm6i 2 роки тому +6

    4:03 this is the coolest rune.
    Change my mind.

    • @razorwolf2758
      @razorwolf2758 5 місяців тому

      I won’t, it’s quite litterally the meme

  • @twistedthe1
    @twistedthe1 Рік тому +2

    I am confident that the way doom guy activates his flame belch is by saying "Flame this clown"

  • @zestythelime6864
    @zestythelime6864 4 роки тому +808

    Demons: finally he’s out of ammo!
    Doom guy: “pulls out fist with malicious intent”

    • @MaskOfLimbo
      @MaskOfLimbo 4 роки тому +41

      *Pulls out CHAINSAW with malicious intent!*

    • @Warhamer116
      @Warhamer116 4 роки тому +48

      @@MaskOfLimbo *PULLS OUT CHAINSAW FIST WITH INTENT INVOLVING BODYLY HARM ON OPPOSING PARTY*

    • @zestythelime6864
      @zestythelime6864 4 роки тому +7

      I was gunna do “you see my guns may be out of ammo but my fist doesn’t require ammo”

    • @Swe_lordnib
      @Swe_lordnib 4 роки тому +5

      Doom guy doesnt need a gun, give him a table spoon and a cyber demon will probably wet himself

    • @89thaharmaiiioptreshenanig3
      @89thaharmaiiioptreshenanig3 4 роки тому +3

      Swe_lordnib meh all he really needs is his pinky finger 😏

  • @Obsidian72
    @Obsidian72 3 роки тому +1989

    at this point whenever Badger kills a Cacodemon I just imagine Heavenly getting brutally murdered by Doom Slayer

    • @gr4ppl3r66
      @gr4ppl3r66 2 роки тому +155

      you mean heavenly killing heavenly, right? because badger also uses the slayer as heavenly's model

    • @darkagedrifter
      @darkagedrifter 2 роки тому +98

      Trust nobody, not even yourself

    • @lelandholmquist2467
      @lelandholmquist2467 2 роки тому +36

      @@darkagedrifter Ha jokes on you I already don’t trust myself!

    • @thehunt3rs_
      @thehunt3rs_ Рік тому +7

      Yes dude!

    • @thomasnolastname8734
      @thomasnolastname8734 Рік тому +2

      @@darkagedrifter American civil war be like

  • @norwegianopossum135
    @norwegianopossum135 8 місяців тому +2

    Slayer has a taxidermy demon statue in his living room.
    The demon’s still alive, it’s just too terrified to move.

  • @quitetheshroomyboi
    @quitetheshroomyboi Рік тому +2

    9:32 i bet that jump-cut was difficult, he chainsawed a zombie then chainsawed in a completely different place, with the same animation. good job, dude.

  • @Bigballa-po3fm
    @Bigballa-po3fm 4 роки тому +820

    Charlie: inside of every demon is a rainbow.
    Alastor: inside of every demon is a lost cause.
    Doomslayer: inside of every demon is blood, guts, and ammo.

    • @zsu-23-4shilka2
      @zsu-23-4shilka2 4 роки тому +32

      *ACCURATE.*

    • @strateupgamr7
      @strateupgamr7 4 роки тому +33

      no, he's just getting back the ammo he shot into them

    • @dimitriosv.3446
      @dimitriosv.3446 4 роки тому +25

      well Charlie and doom guy/slayer are both right if he uses the chainsaw

    • @Ayr1n_0
      @Ayr1n_0 3 роки тому +10

      *BLOOD, GUNS AND BULLETS*

    • @theFOODslayer
      @theFOODslayer 3 роки тому +8

      DON'T FORGET THE HEALTH AND ARMOR!👌

  • @kyl3644
    @kyl3644 4 роки тому +3142

    Demon gf: "Come over babe"
    Doomslayer: "Can't too busy slaying demons"
    Demon gf: "My parents are not home"
    Doomslayer: "I know" *chainsaw starts revving*

    • @max3d0utgaming18
      @max3d0utgaming18 4 роки тому +227

      Demon gf: "are you killing my parents again"
      Doom Slayer: "um nooo I don't know what you're talkin about"
      "Demon parents screaming on the other end the phone"

    • @macdt95
      @macdt95 4 роки тому +58

      max3d0ut gaming What the fuck do u mean. Again??

    • @arttu7354
      @arttu7354 4 роки тому +61

      Well most likely she keeps getting adopted. Only to get her New parents to be killed again by doomslayer

    • @krysc3278
      @krysc3278 4 роки тому +79

      @@max3d0utgaming18 Demon gf: is that my dad on the other part of the line!?
      Doomslayer: eeeeem, maybe?
      Demon gf: well, if it's him, tell him that i don't want to see him ever again.
      Doomslayer: oh, okay. So i can slay him?
      Demon gf: sure sweety, just don't spill to much blood, it's a pain to clean it.
      Doomslayer: *sad slayer noises* okay :(

    • @max3d0utgaming18
      @max3d0utgaming18 4 роки тому +15

      @@macdt95 well actually I had imagined it is the demons resurrect after a while

  • @pennyparks9431
    @pennyparks9431 2 роки тому +6

    "Divide by 2" had me laughing so hard I had to rewatch the video cause I dident hear the rest after that

  • @malachitegrimstad4430
    @malachitegrimstad4430 Рік тому +4

    I like how becoming literally to angry to die is just par for the course at this point

  • @andrewhaseth6303
    @andrewhaseth6303 3 роки тому +4664

    Confirmed: it is canon that Doomguy has speakers in his helmet blasting music during combat
    Edit: well this blew up long after I forgot about it, it’s just a joke but given the Slayer’s collection it’s not far off

  • @KnightKingTactician
    @KnightKingTactician 4 роки тому +517

    Badger : "Is anger a reliable source of energy?"
    Doom Guy, Asura, Akuma and Kratos : "Allow us to introduce ourselves"

    • @Grimlock4551
      @Grimlock4551 4 роки тому +28

      You forgot guts

    • @jagersouji5109
      @jagersouji5109 4 роки тому +23

      Guts, Goblin Slayer: Hey what about us

    • @KnightKingTactician
      @KnightKingTactician 4 роки тому +29

      @@jagersouji5109 You'll notice I put video game characters in the list to stay in theme with Doom Guy
      OF COURSE I WOULD HAVE PUT OUR ANGRY MANGA BOYS OTHERWISE

    • @LordDragox412
      @LordDragox412 4 роки тому +1

      @@jagersouji5109 Weebs out >:(

    • @billymotta8996
      @billymotta8996 4 роки тому +1

      Akuma👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @letsbuildfulltank8198
    @letsbuildfulltank8198 2 роки тому +2

    10:50
    you cant just fight an army of demons with just rage
    doom guy chuckels in rage

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 роки тому +3

    "You can only slay demons so hard"
    Yeah, right, and you can't just shoot a hole into the surface of mars.

  • @rogueoperations2016
    @rogueoperations2016 3 роки тому +3829

    "Inside every demon is a rainbow"
    Doom Guy:
    "I know"

    • @pineapple_tissue511
      @pineapple_tissue511 3 роки тому +148

      "inside of every mortally challenged is a lost soul"

    • @imaginationave3687
      @imaginationave3687 3 роки тому +106

      "Inside every sinner are huge, shiny guts"

    • @DaPeanutButter
      @DaPeanutButter 3 роки тому +31

      I'm not liking this comment.
      Edit: it was at 69 at the time I wrote this

    • @xertz5374
      @xertz5374 3 роки тому +18

      Let's test that theory

    • @damaraksama3008
      @damaraksama3008 3 роки тому +45

      i mean...the ammo drops looks like rainbow so that's correct

  • @troncat4604
    @troncat4604 4 роки тому +1391

    interviewer: "is anger a reliable source of energy?"
    Doom Guy: *Furiously rides bike to generate power*

    • @mpcrauzer
      @mpcrauzer 4 роки тому +24

      And thats how he light two hole cities, 5 states and on entire hospital

    • @berserkerpotato1521
      @berserkerpotato1521 4 роки тому +6

      No an entire country

    • @drivanradosivic1357
      @drivanradosivic1357 4 роки тому +6

      Why didn't Hayden employ the doom Slayer then?
      edit:words.

    • @DekkarJr
      @DekkarJr 4 роки тому +5

      It has given men an energy boost in battle with nature and each other since the human race began.

    • @davidlyleson1111
      @davidlyleson1111 4 роки тому

      : like Hell yes it is!

  • @angelbaez2869
    @angelbaez2869 Рік тому +3

    Doom guy is the only one that can make the enemy hear boss music

  • @thebluewolfreaper5173
    @thebluewolfreaper5173 2 роки тому +3

    What others think 2020 was like: *Calm and Serenity*
    What we think of 2020 was like:*Literally everything in Doom Eternal*

    • @ajit4772
      @ajit4772 Рік тому

      2020 was coronavirus dude.

  • @NoManLP
    @NoManLP 4 роки тому +257

    "Where's this music coming from?"
    I believe Doom Guy just has the music playing on blast in his helmet. It's why he doesn't talk to people. He can't hear shit besides demon's screaming in pain and intense heavy metal.

    • @devonwilson8306
      @devonwilson8306 4 роки тому +47

      I just assume his suit has speakers that play it for the demons to hear. They've got to have boss music to know it is time to run.

    • @CasperVonGhoul
      @CasperVonGhoul 4 роки тому +9

      I think it'd be cool to see a band of Revenants being some death metal stuff. Like the guitarist could have a guitar made from that crucible axe thing. Heck a revenant drummer using human skeletons as drum sticks would be awesome too....maybe get the Door DOOT too.

    • @SJMORG
      @SJMORG 4 роки тому +3

      Its actually death metal lines with use of other things

    • @TheBoolinRedneck
      @TheBoolinRedneck 4 роки тому +1

      @@devonwilson8306 yes that reply is perfect

  • @goingblargh
    @goingblargh 4 роки тому +288

    Doom 2016: Demons are trapped in a room with you.
    Doom Eternal: You have left the room, put it on a cargo plane and chucked it into the heart of an active volcano with 250 tons of tnt strapped to the door.

  • @Mille06140
    @Mille06140 8 місяців тому +2

    Can we all unanimously agree that the Doom franchise is a revenge story because the demons killed his bunny.

  • @robinhicks9990
    @robinhicks9990 2 роки тому +7

    on the pic in the right at 1:14 badger is poging

  • @mitchellenderson7194
    @mitchellenderson7194 4 роки тому +1657

    PA: “The Slayer has arrived. All mortally-challenged personnel, please be advised.”
    Demons: “I suddenly need to go to the mortality-neutral bathroom-“

    • @thomasallen9974
      @thomasallen9974 4 роки тому +71

      PA: "All bathrooms are out of order"

    • @aldrich2825
      @aldrich2825 4 роки тому +55

      Immortal demons be like: I better get out of here....just in case haha

    • @HerrJaeger64
      @HerrJaeger64 4 роки тому +3

      Love this comment

    • @daboyz2374
      @daboyz2374 4 роки тому +7

      Thomas Allen Demons: Shit

    • @eunieperalta7710
      @eunieperalta7710 4 роки тому +11

      Doomslayer:*loads super shotgun* sorry. This bathroom was occupied.

  • @kanekiken-pu3vq
    @kanekiken-pu3vq 4 роки тому +846

    Once upon a time the doom guy killed a lot of demons with his shotgun, then he found the ammo for it

    • @arandominternetperson437
      @arandominternetperson437 3 роки тому +28

      He doesn't even need the shotgun to shoot the demons

    • @DOOMMAN93
      @DOOMMAN93 3 роки тому +23

      "I would make this quick for
      You but my sword is out of ammo"
      -The Slayer

    • @DOOMMAN93
      @DOOMMAN93 3 роки тому +3

      Just had to remind you

    • @glizzybeard7366
      @glizzybeard7366 3 роки тому +2

      @@apieceofbread5538 I mean he is infinetly powerful as not only was he blessed with immortality and super strength his armour grows more powerful with each kill combine that with the fact he's been in hell a few million years in lore he's more powerful than kratos so... He's just batshit cracked in the law lol

    • @hippiehippo9030
      @hippiehippo9030 3 роки тому +4

      Demon 1: he's out of ammo!
      Doomslayer: revs chainsaw. Kills demon 1.
      Demon 2: OH SHIT! HES OUT OF AMMO!!!

  • @shlipsk3898
    @shlipsk3898 2 роки тому +3

    0:20
    Me Who Is A Developer For Doom Eternal:Hmmm Are You Sure You Cant Slay Demons Harder?

  • @MothMan69032
    @MothMan69032 2 роки тому +3

    Tonjiro: I'm the ultimate demon slayer
    Doom Slayer: Hold My Beer

  • @stoneofsteel6579
    @stoneofsteel6579 3 роки тому +1120

    In other games: boss music is a bad sign
    In Doom eternal: boss music mean YOU ARE BAD SIGN

    • @Ribbons0121R121
      @Ribbons0121R121 3 роки тому +15

      its also a good sign because boss fights are fun : D

    • @bloodraven6250
      @bloodraven6250 2 роки тому +18

      @@Ribbons0121R121 except for the marauder. Oh God FUCK the marauder

    • @evgeniajposiko455
      @evgeniajposiko455 2 роки тому +3

      Its not you fighting the boss its the scrawny turd fighting the boss

    • @theabyssalone_
      @theabyssalone_ 2 роки тому +6

      @@bloodraven6250 he ain’t hard, just use the super shotgun > grenade > ballista > grenade > super shotgun > ballista

    • @bloodraven6250
      @bloodraven6250 2 роки тому +2

      @@theabyssalone_ its the timing that always fucks me over

  • @jadbuilder
    @jadbuilder 4 роки тому +4929

    Ah yes. My favorite music genre: Testosterone.

    • @ricardoronco9632
      @ricardoronco9632 4 роки тому +48

      XD god that's great

    • @JRTL20253
      @JRTL20253 4 роки тому +89

      Ah my favorite genre of music.... VIOLENCE

    • @nodeloliver6201
      @nodeloliver6201 4 роки тому +75

      My personal favorite songs/bands are:
      -Unholy Holocaust
      -Demonic Genocide
      -Chainsaw Lobotomy
      -Scorched Earth
      -Congregation of Decapitation
      -DEATH (Just... death)

    • @YY-dr4gs
      @YY-dr4gs 4 роки тому +4

      Reused comment

    • @oldmemesuperoldmeme4567
      @oldmemesuperoldmeme4567 4 роки тому +6

      Ah yes a man of culture😔

  • @elmo2069
    @elmo2069 Рік тому +5

    Doom eternal is almost like a free roam Mortal Kombat.

    • @NUGGET-l3RD
      @NUGGET-l3RD Рік тому

      But you slaughter demons and not humans

    • @elmo2069
      @elmo2069 Рік тому

      @NUGGET is scorpion a demon?

  • @easyt3720
    @easyt3720 Рік тому +2

    I swear to jah, Badger NEVER upload a bad video. Like seriously? I’ve never seen any of his videos be bad?? Good job Badger. Love your work.

  • @occultcenturion1131
    @occultcenturion1131 4 роки тому +1217

    Beginning: "I hope I can win this war."
    End: *"I AM the war!"*
    "Whoa, dude! That demon had a family!"
    *I KNOW. THEY'RE NEXT.*

  • @Based_schizo
    @Based_schizo 4 роки тому +536

    scientist: anger is a reliable source of energy
    Doom Slayer: *HEAVY BREATHING*

    • @AViewCado69420
      @AViewCado69420 4 роки тому +5

      Powers an entire fucking dimension

    • @johncarlofernandez2698
      @johncarlofernandez2698 4 роки тому

      Doomguy's anger can power the entire world

    • @kryster2987
      @kryster2987 4 роки тому

      Professor Croix must be dripping wet on slayer's angry energy

    • @Based_schizo
      @Based_schizo 4 роки тому +2

      @@AViewCado69420 hahah yep fucking hsd the ability to power four solar systems at once

    • @barleysixseventwo6665
      @barleysixseventwo6665 4 роки тому +1

      If only Samuel had researched a Doom Slayer-powered generator, humanity never should have had an energy crises, let alone a demonic invasion.

  • @GrabaCuppaPodcast
    @GrabaCuppaPodcast 2 роки тому +5

    I just bought this game yesterday and I already love it. I felt the same about Doom 2016 but this is a whole other level

  • @armadillo3454
    @armadillo3454 Рік тому +3

    Its so cool the soundtrack came with a game

  • @ianmann735
    @ianmann735 4 роки тому +443

    "Woah. Hey. Take easy Badger, that demon had a family."
    Bajur: "I know. They're next."
    *pauses* *starts dying of laughter*

    • @rapala1014
      @rapala1014 4 роки тому +11

      That straight up is something that the doomslayer would say

    • @qadenchilds964
      @qadenchilds964 4 роки тому +4

      Welp the demons are screwed

    • @guessingguy7865
      @guessingguy7865 4 роки тому

      @@rapala1014 if he talked

  • @twopiece4729
    @twopiece4729 3 роки тому +2072

    Badger: "Doom Eternal cant get any more intense than doom 2016"
    *Heavy music stops.
    *HEAVY MUSIC STARTS!

  • @jackmaud5626
    @jackmaud5626 2 роки тому +2

    Upgrading an upgrade is like putting a sniper scope on a Glock, if the iron sight wasn't enough.
    Trooper Veterans: "How and why?"
    Doom Slayer: "Because, why not?"

  • @dakshmalik3857
    @dakshmalik3857 2 роки тому +1

    "woah woah badger calm down! that demon has a family!"
    "i know and they're next"