Patrice O'Neal - We're Better Than You

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  • @ryancannon5921
    @ryancannon5921 7 років тому +849

    9 Years later and a dead man's routine I've heard a thousand times, is STILL funnier than Amy Schumer.

    • @nickdipaolofan5948
      @nickdipaolofan5948 7 років тому +15

      what are you talking about? this material IS Amy Schumer, where do you think she got her material??hahahahahah
      But I agree that she managed to make good jokes that she stole sound like shit.

    • @belfastboy16
      @belfastboy16 6 років тому +26

      fuck amy schumar

    • @wizzk6389
      @wizzk6389 5 років тому +3

      Nick DipaoloFan No, just no. Amy shitbag dilutes routines and morphs it into her own pile of shit to avoid getting caught thinking it will still have some value from the original but by the time it filters through her disgusting mouth and gets filtered through that thick head it is no longer funny.

    • @monketstyling
      @monketstyling 5 років тому +7

      why would you even know/listen to Amy Shumer?

    • @HamboneyGamezYT
      @HamboneyGamezYT 5 років тому

      Thaaaaank yooouuu!!!

  • @manoneal1724
    @manoneal1724 10 років тому +1189

    Patrice claimed that men were superior and in order to prove his point, challenged the women to name positive traits that they had over men. They then responded by listing the ridiculously overpriced clothing items that they owned...case and point.

    • @SUPREMELEGEND
      @SUPREMELEGEND 10 років тому +230

      not only that, but she bragged how those clothing items were bought by her cop sugar daddy. ROFL.

    • @smartchip
      @smartchip 7 років тому +34

      Man O'Neal yeah, a man would be like, " it costs retail $1,000, I got it for 600, brand new and went in, knowing the price, purchased it, then carried on with the rest of the day " now thats BETTER,

    • @JohnSmith-ty6df
      @JohnSmith-ty6df 5 років тому +15

      they're better at shopping because they threw the most money away

    • @SniperTurky
      @SniperTurky 5 років тому +34

      Then she has the nerve to brag about her cop bf buying her clothes for her.🤦‍♂️
      You can't make this shit up.
      "...Goofy bitches... Priceless..." 😂

    • @stevenpierce7851
      @stevenpierce7851 4 роки тому

      Cop sugar daddy is redundant

  • @mja12685
    @mja12685 5 років тому +172

    These women are arguing from a position of ego. Patrice is arguing a position of principle.

  • @BIakeAustin
    @BIakeAustin 9 років тому +350

    Patrice O'neal is a conversational artist, logical genius, and an emotional wreck.... In an amazing way. He's from the future but he died in the past. His words will live on through us. His presence was so astounding that the world had no choice but to react to him. You are missed and you live on through all of us. R.I.P

    • @Breaknique
      @Breaknique 8 років тому +6

      +Blake Long so many feels. well said. i love you for that stranger :')

    • @stephenmccoy1751
      @stephenmccoy1751 4 роки тому +1

      Yes he was!! Stephen McCoy

  • @collegerebel
    @collegerebel 6 років тому +98

    Hit the nail on the head. Women will argue some women can't get the men they want. Fine, but you can still get a guy, just because you're a woman. As men, we have to work to get the women we want, and we even have to work to get the women we don't want.

  • @KhemistryIBMOR
    @KhemistryIBMOR 10 років тому +218

    Now that's GOOD RADIO!
    I wish we had more famous or semi-famous men who are willing to speak up without the FEAR of offending women.

    • @coscointernational
      @coscointernational 8 років тому +4

      Khemistry 101 don't you worry pal, I'm coming out with a book, a youtube channel and a podcast show soon! People don't know who I am now, but due to the outrageously politically INCORRECT nature of my material, people will know me soon enough. It's like Tom Leykis, Patrice O'neal and and Adam Carrolla all rolled in one.

    • @BASEDinMaine
      @BASEDinMaine 7 років тому +12

      I think about that a lot lately -- that Patrice would have definitely risen in public profile at this point, half a decade later and ALL his material is more poignant than ever. He wouldn't have flexed on the subject when pressed by SJWs and their propaganda ministers :)

    • @matthewjonesy3879
      @matthewjonesy3879 6 років тому +11

      Bill burr is the closest thing now, but he's not Patrice with it

    • @permazero
      @permazero 6 років тому +1

      Khemistry IBMOR I'm coming.... Grandmaster A.M. #HigherQuestion

    • @MasamuneStreams
      @MasamuneStreams 3 роки тому +1

      And here we are now, years later after this comment and we have the likes Rollo Tomassi, Kevin Samuels, RC, Fresh n Fit, Andrew Tate, etc. And they all at some point have mentioned Patrice. Patrice was the catalyst.

  • @EM-du6ch
    @EM-du6ch 7 років тому +518

    I wish patrice's soul would posses me

    • @NickFouladi11
      @NickFouladi11 6 років тому +35

      E M haha, just let his words of wisdom that live on through the Internet "possess" you.😀

    • @jcnot9712
      @jcnot9712 4 роки тому +13

      E M you’d have a Stinkmeaner situation

    • @pezcontainer
      @pezcontainer 4 роки тому +11

      @@jcnot9712 READ NIGGA READ

    • @KarateWrestler205
      @KarateWrestler205 4 роки тому +8

      E M fuck yeah even him roasting you in the mirror as you would be awesome

    • @demboyz808
      @demboyz808 4 роки тому +7

      Patrice O'Neil is my spirit animal.

  • @kiragumanyara
    @kiragumanyara 11 років тому +157

    "The bitch version of any animal is weaker!"
    Gold

    • @grrmonkey
      @grrmonkey 9 років тому +1

      kiragumanyara but he's wrong

    • @NYGiantsFtw1
      @NYGiantsFtw1 9 років тому +5

      grrmonkey The majority.

    • @grrmonkey
      @grrmonkey 9 років тому +4

      what do you mean by majority? insects are the largest population of animals and most of, if not all, are dominated by their female counterparts

    • @grrmonkey
      @grrmonkey 9 років тому

      Aziz Mohamed

    • @grrmonkey
      @grrmonkey 9 років тому +2

      Aziz Mohamed why are you using the broadest terms possible? weakest, i'd like to see you stomp a room full of yellowjackets or kissing bugs.

  • @hurrifanc.3434
    @hurrifanc.3434 3 роки тому +64

    Whenever I'm down i listen to Patrice for consecutive days and then i get really self confident for a while...am i the only one this happens to and/or who does this.
    Patrice o'neal is my church service

    • @Jack-qn4vt
      @Jack-qn4vt 3 роки тому +4

      Me too man, me too

    • @Polycodone
      @Polycodone 2 роки тому +5

      Same I'm going through it now

    • @Generik_
      @Generik_ 2 роки тому +2

      Go give Kevin Samuels a listen also. PRO TIP:Have popcorn ready for the slaughter.
      Enjoy.

    • @jmartinez1996
      @jmartinez1996 2 роки тому +2

      SAME BRO

    • @jorgetomas380
      @jorgetomas380 Рік тому

      FOR REAL‼️😏🖤🙏

  • @you_gotit_bud
    @you_gotit_bud 6 років тому +55

    Patrice was a flat out certified genius. Legends never die.

  • @awwyeah2336
    @awwyeah2336 8 років тому +350

    theres no way Schumer didnt know she was doing Patrice's jokes.

    • @wesleycristman3278
      @wesleycristman3278 6 років тому +40

      awwyeah233 That bitch is a shameless HACK and I love it every times she’s called out on it.

    • @tyronebiggums1047
      @tyronebiggums1047 5 років тому +75

      @@wesleycristman3278 I'll bet when Amy heard that Patrice died, her first thoughts were what material of his she would now claim as her own. First she took his material, then she stole he body mass index.

    • @nukepizzaa
      @nukepizzaa 4 роки тому +7

      @@tyronebiggums1047 lmaooo

    • @asaptenebrae2240
      @asaptenebrae2240 4 роки тому +19

      She even tries to outweight Him ^^

    • @skateboarding118
      @skateboarding118 4 роки тому +9

      That’s why men are better.

  • @nashman6892
    @nashman6892 10 років тому +98

    "i know a girl who hasn't had sex in 4 years", "the bitch in a coma?!" lmao

  • @Ioganstone
    @Ioganstone 10 років тому +474

    Chris Rock: Women date up financially, Men date up sexually.
    And making money is a bit harder than just looking good.

    • @faterock9876543
      @faterock9876543 10 років тому +58

      It's infinitely harder, being good looking takes no effort for attractive people (putting on makeup should not considered work, it's a luxury)

    • @coscointernational
      @coscointernational 8 років тому +53

      Why Men Pay The Bigger Price Of Admission... Then Bitch About it.
      Hi. I'm Professor Cos. A man will become somebody in order to qualify for a woman who demands him to be somebody in order to be with her, while he just needs her to look good, have sex with him, and cater to his ego. Then without realizing how stupid he is, he will be expected to be monogamous to this woman who now no longer needs to look good, have sex with him, or cater to his ego, now that he's locked in a contract. So he becomes a slave who must continue to be the man that he his, while tolerating whatever type of treatment he gets, and complying with whatever demands are made.
      That same man will bitch about being nagged and treated like an ATM even though he volunteered for the position by being a brain dead, dick thinking simpleton that bases his masculinity on female approval and fulfilling his societal obligation.
      Because a man hardly uses his brain when it comes to dealing with women, he doesn't realize that his dick and his ego are preventing him from realizing that he's just a 2 legged mule that has been deluded into thinking he's a hero or a "family man" for being a 2 legged mule. His desperate need for being looked at as a man that women admire, and as a man that is strong and capable, will weaken his spine and drain him of his dignity. A man sees getting a woman as an accomplishment, while the ego boost he gets will prevent him from seeing that he had to do all the work to get this woman. He doesn't respect himself enough to see that all he's doing is earning the privilege of being with someone who expects to benefit from being with him, while demanding him to live by her rules and be financially responsible for her after they breakup.
      That same man will bitch about his woman being unreasonable and irrational even though he was stupid enough to not realize that living by the "happy wife, happy life" code, and "picking his battles" meant that he was with a woman who was emotionally retarded.
      While it's part of human nature for men to be attracted to fertility and to think with their dicks, and for women to be attracted to power and strength, men don't hold themselves to any standards as far as self respect. Actually, a man will create his standards based on what a woman considers attractive. So he will earn money and create a lifestyle that attracts women, only to have it co opted by women. He will put so much value in the outcome of his efforts, and zero regard for the fact that he is paying the price of admission. See, even if a woman has her own money, she still expects a guy to either have more money than her, or at least jump through some hoops. Unlike a man, a woman is hardly satisfied with a person who is good looking, has sex with her, and caters her ego. Keep in mind that I'm talking about general gender prerequisites here, not specific details.
      Being good looking, having sex with someone, and catering to them, are not skills that you have to spend years developing, they are just things that you're born with and things than you can simply do. So when a man spends the first half of his life creating himself to be with someone who just had to be born good looking enough to be with him, It's almost impossible for me to feel sorry for him when I see the knucklehead spending the second half of his life being destroyed by the person he saw himself as a lucky candidate for. The poor guy was so eager to do whatever it is he heard women say they were turned on by.
      That same man will bitch about why women wouldn't talk to him when he was an average joe, but he will give those same women power over him by allowing them to treat their pussy as a prize that's more valuable than his prize, which is the man he developed himself into and the things he accomplished.
      See, I don't have a beef with women who are gold diggers, and I don't have a beef with men who just want women for their looks. I actually think those two things compliment each other...
      Not only do I think gold digging is somewhat cute, it makes us men look more powerful than we deserve to look. Besides, when I'm old, I'm gonna need women to be hypergamous and gold diggers. It's a power that we have that women don't. I have a beef with women who don't educate themselves about the biological nature of men, while having no self awareness, while bitching about the same thing they're counting on men to be. And I have a much bigger beef with men who allow themselves to be manipulated and ruled by pussy without paying attention to the impact that it has on their dignity, then bitch about the same women who they were trying to impress.
      When a man works on his quality of life to qualify for a woman, he fails to see her lack of consideration because he's too busy considering his dick. So when he starts bitching about his bitch, he doesn't consider the fact that he allowed himself to be conformed to the mindset of the inconsiderate bitch that he's bitching about.

    • @leeroycastillo2912
      @leeroycastillo2912 6 років тому +1

      Coscointernational 😎💯%FACTS. My brotha from anotha motha. 🤑

    • @justherefortheviolence
      @justherefortheviolence 5 років тому +2

      Damn

    • @westboundNinja1
      @westboundNinja1 5 років тому +2

      "A bit"

  • @jbetteridge23
    @jbetteridge23 9 років тому +431

    What category are women better than men: consuming resources

    • @MrDeathyness
      @MrDeathyness 6 років тому +44

      Jacob consuming other people’s resources

    • @RSD22.
      @RSD22. 5 років тому +7

      AND giving birth...because men can't do it..so 2, TWO things!

    • @HamboneyGamezYT
      @HamboneyGamezYT 5 років тому +20

      MANipulation

    • @evilbankai5166
      @evilbankai5166 5 років тому +2

      @@HamboneyGamezYT my man on point. good one bro.

    • @salazam
      @salazam 4 роки тому +4

      @@RSD22. Just because we can't do it, doesn't mean we wouldn't be better at it.

  • @NYGiantsFtw1
    @NYGiantsFtw1 9 років тому +468

    Schumer: ''I date guys who are better than me, then after 3 months I realize -- oh wait I'm better than them''
    Patrice: And that's after the journey of bringing him down.
    Schumer: You're right.
    Lol, those alphas that she dated and looked up to with lust/adoration ended up being betas who failed her shit tests/lost frame. Don't ever stop gaming your women dudes, never go beta/never stop setting boundaries/never stop being who she was attracted to in the first place.

    • @thenextelliot6988
      @thenextelliot6988 9 років тому +43

      +Aziz Mohamed Never get comfortable. In business, relationships, sports, etc.

    • @MrShysterme
      @MrShysterme 8 років тому +34

      +AZ Yep, they seduce/love bomb/test/mind fuck you trying to turn you into a quivering heap to see if you are truly made of nothing but steel. Then you part ways.
      And the man picks right back up and is the shit again. These women don't realize maybe they are the one thing that can make a strong man weak: a woman that seems to love them and be devoted and then fucks them over.
      So, their "test" doesn't transfer over to anything except dealing with grimy bitches. She didn't just figure out how well you would do in the zombie apocalypse because zombies are easier to handle than modern women.

    • @daleva187goligo
      @daleva187goligo 8 років тому +7

      oh god, gtfoh with ur "alpha/beta" pua bullshit u fuckin tool

    • @timshrader64
      @timshrader64 4 роки тому +7

      “Goofy Bitches, PRICELESS!” RIP Big Fella

    • @guitarsANDcars39
      @guitarsANDcars39 4 роки тому +2

      @@daleva187goligo it's not bullshit. It's BEING REAL. Why are you mad at people who are being true to themselves?

  • @joshb8976
    @joshb8976 9 років тому +116

    Patrice was so great at talking to women.

  • @MarkieMX
    @MarkieMX 4 роки тому +30

    I love that Patrice never went into blind woman hating. Everything he says he so much honesty and purpose behind it, and then he could snap back into comedy and keeping it light.

  • @HamboneyGamezYT
    @HamboneyGamezYT 5 років тому +41

    I changed my life and others around me because of this wisdom....Patrice was a true OG...

  • @RonMartinJr
    @RonMartinJr 4 роки тому +18

    Patrice was a genius beyond his time.

  • @devinyeaman1949
    @devinyeaman1949 4 роки тому +46

    He was a demigod among men! Do not let his teachings die!

  • @ryanphillips5591
    @ryanphillips5591 6 років тому +113

    It's funny the longer the women talk the more he proves he's right

  • @rionn2
    @rionn2 8 років тому +92

    You can't debate women with logic, it must be a mixture of 80% emotion and 20% logic

    • @handsomeX
      @handsomeX 6 років тому +9

      Anthony Badessa I'm beginning to think that most women do.

  • @nunayobiz
    @nunayobiz 13 років тому +28

    Every statement they make strengthens Patrice's argument.
    ...."Just by marrying me, I make you the best you can be!"
    His comedy is sorely missed.

  • @KawaiiMiri
    @KawaiiMiri 4 роки тому +70

    Even in chess it is seen, a pawn can become Queen. To win the game a king must stand bcuz a Queen with no King cant win.

  • @jamesmcmccray8255
    @jamesmcmccray8255 4 роки тому +12

    IM BETTER THAN YOU
    I FELT THAT PATRICE 💪🏾🙏🙏
    We men are better

  • @mr.theodore6489
    @mr.theodore6489 5 років тому +22

    When Socrates had those conversations (the dialogues of Plato) over 2400 years ago, he had no idea that we would still be reading and taking inspiration from them today. Patrice's logic, philosophy and brutal honesty will continue to inspire men long into the future

  • @atlienn2566
    @atlienn2566 4 роки тому +9

    Patrice really does help with those rough days

  • @N12Gautam
    @N12Gautam 4 роки тому +32

    Women already assume they’re right and attack men emotionally first to degrade men, but never will admit if they’re wrong

  • @wajikhantv
    @wajikhantv 6 років тому +44

    “I’m good at shopping” (two seconds later) “a cop bought this for me” smh so you just proved his point.

  • @herodgilani5705
    @herodgilani5705 9 років тому +18

    THE greatest piece on UA-cam. I can't stop listening to this.

  • @chri11203
    @chri11203 10 років тому +166

    They are better at being victims

  • @tylerdurden4563
    @tylerdurden4563 5 років тому +7

    We lost this genius when we needed him the most 😔

  • @Stephie_L
    @Stephie_L 4 роки тому +38

    I love Patrice, he's a real man. He caught them out when they tried the 'insecure' card to distract from the topic, total manipulation, what Bill Burr called a 'hail mary'. Woman are naturally manipulative, we're all guilty of that because it stems from our emotions. This is why men are better leaders in general because they usually keep level headed and don't get caught up in emotions.The reason why this discussion was all over the place and struggled to stay on point was because of the women.

  • @DemRupees
    @DemRupees 10 років тому +25

    Extinct animal shoes. That was gold.

  • @GIDDY_UP_GO
    @GIDDY_UP_GO 11 років тому +5

    I am 42 yrs old, I am white and live on a farm in Indiana..............I love Patrice and miss him dearly! What a great man! Opie and Anthony show has never been the same since his passing!

  • @nonskiwun
    @nonskiwun 13 років тому +36

    I wish I could have called in when the girl said "this isnt england" in regards to the king queen comment, this is USA...we have a president..his wife is the first lady. If a single man were president and he married a woman she would become first lady...the highest gender specific title in the country...but if HE dies, she doesnt get to marry a new president....the VICE president takes over and HIS wife becomes first lady.... Patrice keeps it rockin.

    • @reginald_1458
      @reginald_1458 3 роки тому +4

      The point is for the analogy to describe how a women is brought up in life by a mans "better ness" and not vice versa

  • @crimsondust3665
    @crimsondust3665 5 років тому +25

    "And you victimize yourself into getting the microphone. You asshole." Damn, I miss Patrice...

  • @jusme1705
    @jusme1705 8 років тому +16

    my goodness @ the king and queen analogy..why did this man have to pass..he has given the world so many jewels...i feel ashamed and bitter for just realizing his greatness

  • @Real1Dev
    @Real1Dev 3 роки тому +2

    People should never talk over patrice

  • @snappy452
    @snappy452 13 років тому +8

    The male half of this species is going to miss you terribly Patrice.

  • @benjitkoshorts9577
    @benjitkoshorts9577 4 роки тому +6

    Patrice please let your souls passes through me

  • @gauravsoni3265
    @gauravsoni3265 4 роки тому +4

    God... If only i could listen to all this therapeutic audios 10 years ago.. I would have done so much better for myself. Patrice,, you are a god to me.

  • @barticusmaximus1230
    @barticusmaximus1230 4 роки тому +4

    The last minute is gold

  • @m123x
    @m123x 12 років тому +5

    There is so much truth to what Patrice is saying. I speak from experience. RIP bro.

  • @jasonmeas3816
    @jasonmeas3816 5 років тому +4

    This video will be forever embedded into my mind. Patrice is a mastermind

  • @casadegaitan
    @casadegaitan Рік тому +2

    I'm a woman, i absolutely love LOVE Patrice's humor and sincerely agree with him on "most" of his philosophy and POV's, HOWEVER, the way his life ended truly makes me ponder if God is truly a woman? If so that's karma and God's a female comedian 😮😂😅

    • @jayrizzle9226
      @jayrizzle9226 7 місяців тому +1

      God is so much better and above men that there's no way he would be a woman because he made man better than woman. It's pretty obvious God isn't a woman.

  • @IVIaskerade
    @IVIaskerade 10 років тому +344

    Men are not better than women. Men _have to_ be better.

    • @MyBrotherMan
      @MyBrotherMan 9 років тому +33

      UA-cam comment gold

    • @thefirmament1616
      @thefirmament1616 7 років тому +25

      naw. men are better and become even better.. men are in second gear about to hit boost into third. and woman are always stumbling in first. woman have titties. in that we're already 10x better.. fucking titties man..

    • @sajaihaloD
      @sajaihaloD 7 років тому +5

      Lmao, 'fucking titties' haha

    • @jeffyboyreloaded
      @jeffyboyreloaded 7 років тому

      exactly

    • @Padybu
      @Padybu 7 років тому

      those sound mutually exclusive

  • @JesseMessage
    @JesseMessage 10 років тому +8

    Thank you Patrice... you were one of the best EVER!!!

  • @atlienn2566
    @atlienn2566 4 роки тому +8

    I think I’ve finally found out what’s wrong with me finally because of this man...all I wanna do is thank him

  • @bjornoflson
    @bjornoflson 12 років тому +7

    Girls don't debate. They argue.

  • @sammoe1292
    @sammoe1292 2 місяці тому

    “Not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.”

  • @mickeymouser590
    @mickeymouser590 11 років тому +11

    I love this guy , dude.

  • @connorfernandes2
    @connorfernandes2 4 роки тому +4

    I miss this man

  • @ydiotboi
    @ydiotboi 2 роки тому +1

    Puts them in the place like a legend he is.

  • @E101ification
    @E101ification 5 років тому +15

    "The bitch version of _any_ animal is weaker!" - in the full recording of this the woman responded with something like black widows, and Patrice responded "Yeah, go ahead, bring up the spiders that I can crush with my toe...!" XD

  • @222222e
    @222222e 5 років тому +47

    As barbaric as Patrice's logic seemed to the women. Not one of them could disprove what he was saying. No woman wants to be the leader in a relationship. The moment women get full control over the relationship it's done. If she feels she can control sex ect you're done. Thats why the man has to be in control of himself. That's what Patrice was stating about your happiness being paramount. You have to be willing to walk away from anything that impedes on your happiness. Because you're not in control of your life if you don't. Women generally don't respect men who don't control their situation.

  • @imamillionaire3763
    @imamillionaire3763 4 роки тому +7

    6:57 "Goofy bitches...priceless" HE WAS A FUCKING SAVAGE LEGEND!!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @ranadagibraltar2850
    @ranadagibraltar2850 5 років тому +2

    This is one of the best segments of patrice

  • @ColinFowler
    @ColinFowler 11 років тому +35

    I get too angry listening to this stuff because it's 100% true.

  • @smashitupkcco9073
    @smashitupkcco9073 Рік тому

    Spectacular how self aware patrice was and how he could call out bullshit fr a mile away.

  • @jawzdeadeye
    @jawzdeadeye 13 років тому +2

    The journey to bring him down. That's key right there.

  • @33Preston33
    @33Preston33 7 років тому +3

    This is fucking GOLD audio. Wow... Priceless information.

  • @thechoomofdoom6979
    @thechoomofdoom6979 7 років тому +95

    " Women who want equality lack ambition " - Marilyn Monroe

    • @nickdipaolofan5948
      @nickdipaolofan5948 7 років тому +18

      did she say that before or after she fucked her way up the ladder because she needed MEN who were better than her to get where she was at???

    • @indefenseof7910
      @indefenseof7910 6 років тому +1

      Bill BurrFan Did she manipulate them, or did they manipulate her. That is the critical question to ask before you can talk shit.

    • @ryanphillips5591
      @ryanphillips5591 6 років тому +5

      Goofy bitch shit quoted

    • @nickdipaolofan5948
      @nickdipaolofan5948 4 роки тому +14

      @@indefenseof7910 all she men she fucked to get ahead, those men were already ahead in life. They brought HER up to them, she did not bring a single man up to her status. In other words, she needed men, men did not need her.

  • @WorshipInTruth
    @WorshipInTruth 12 років тому +11

    "Is this a mastercard commercial?? Goofy bitchs = priceless".
    AHAHAHA, that is an example of the genius of Patrice, possibly the most underrated comedian that ever lived.

  • @stephenwestover9137
    @stephenwestover9137 3 роки тому +2

    2021 still here. RIP to the GOAT 🐐

  • @MrStardat
    @MrStardat 12 років тому +11

    Dude, this is mind blowing shit... So true...

  • @thnih
    @thnih 13 років тому +1

    patrice, you are an innovator of our culture your words will not be lost. R.I.P.

  • @ricky93100
    @ricky93100 4 місяці тому

    Rip Patrice spit nothing but cold hard facts

  • @HuGGyBuNNy2
    @HuGGyBuNNy2 10 років тому +59

    Lost my shit at master card commercial.

    • @BrianIngham
      @BrianIngham 10 років тому +38

      Goofy bitches...priceless

  • @salazam
    @salazam 7 років тому +14

    +Billy Nunez You're the man. Your editing is on point, always including the video clips in the O&E shows... You always put the original broadcast date in the description. You're the only uploader really doing Patrice O'Neal justice. Keep up the good work friend!

  • @magx01
    @magx01 10 років тому +6

    So much truth in this. RIP

  • @johngalt2336
    @johngalt2336 2 роки тому

    13 years later and I'm still using his advice

  • @diadem03destiny29
    @diadem03destiny29 2 місяці тому

    Patrice was too honest for Hollywood. The man had human nature figured out to a tee and a lot of people had issues accepting his concepts. In a wild way, he is a revolutionary blessing to anyone who gets to experience his wisdom. He spits the ugly truth.

  • @sdwhitesox8039
    @sdwhitesox8039 6 років тому +7

    "The bitch version of any animal is weaker" - greatest thing I've heard

  • @taurushamilton2739
    @taurushamilton2739 3 роки тому

    Rest in Power King. OG Red Pill right here!

  • @mr.beelzebub888
    @mr.beelzebub888 4 роки тому +1

    thank you for posting this I really needed it.

  • @derekchapman2192
    @derekchapman2192 4 роки тому +4

    My nature tho I looked at a lot of girls and thought in my mind I’m better than you 💎💯🔥👀

  • @Lietiel
    @Lietiel 12 років тому

    The closer is the greatest broadcast in radio history.

  • @PAPERFACE908
    @PAPERFACE908 8 років тому +30

    "The bitch version of any animal is weaker." - Patrice O'Neal

    • @jsmith434w
      @jsmith434w 8 років тому

      Angler Fish.

    • @kathiamtuk
      @kathiamtuk 8 років тому

      kiz oku 9

    • @jsmith434w
      @jsmith434w 8 років тому +1

      M. TUDOR JR. Well I mean what did I expect from someone who gets his biological science education from Patrice O'Neil.

    • @johnhook4946
      @johnhook4946 7 років тому

      A lion

    • @DEBO5
      @DEBO5 7 років тому +3

      lol how pretentious. You named one obscure fish no one gives a fuck about. Look at the rest of the animal kingdom.

  • @DiesalAZ
    @DiesalAZ 6 років тому +1

    R.I.P. Patrice the world misses you!

  • @fiftyseventh
    @fiftyseventh 2 роки тому +3

    This is my morning affirmation 😂

  • @bossmusic212
    @bossmusic212 11 років тому +3

    Long Live Patrice

  • @LeapingRat
    @LeapingRat 2 місяці тому

    Something is so satisfying about hearing Patrice say
    “ im BETTER than you” 😂

  • @DANTHETUBEMAN
    @DANTHETUBEMAN 3 роки тому +2

    It's a beat down,, that is women's mature, if you don't know what the fight is or that it's a constant battle , you can't win it. You will always lose and wonder why thinking " I tried to do the right thing" now you know

  • @maxstirner5361
    @maxstirner5361 11 років тому +1

    You're 100 percent correct.

  • @stuartmatthews91
    @stuartmatthews91 11 років тому +9

    absolutely grabbing for anything to make herself feel even a tiny bit better just epic

  • @theenigma7995
    @theenigma7995 4 роки тому +1

    Patrice making the sound gbrrrrrrrr gbrrrrr always gets me 😂😂😂

  • @ViciousSpiegel1
    @ViciousSpiegel1 10 років тому +3

    What an ending.

  • @Nephibis
    @Nephibis 4 роки тому +6

    He makes a great point when he talks about women only dating men they feel are better than them. Soon as my ex got a promotion at her job(we worked at the same place.) she started treating me like I was beneath her, was cheating a lot and started ignoring me like I didn't exist. She wouldn't even spend a couple minutes out of the day with me and she was never home on the days she was off from work, but when we first started dating and she didn't have a job she was all up in my face all day, every day. Then over time she emotionally fucked me up until I was super depressed, lost all my confidence and none of the women I were friends with were friends with me anymore.

    • @wildmanmike100
      @wildmanmike100 3 роки тому +1

      What's the update on you fella?

    • @malibu3602
      @malibu3602 3 роки тому +1

      Damn that's crazy but you're telling the truth! How are you doing now?

  • @ProlificPops
    @ProlificPops 5 років тому +26

    Shorty's argument that Patrice's girlfriend is better than him was literally that she's beautiful, (looks better than him) and that's funny because that's typically all women bring to the table: Their looks.
    I respect Patrice's dedication, but I just wouldn't waste as much energy as he does arguing with women. As many great points as he made, the argument went literally nowhere. Women don't hit you with logical facts. They'll just keep switching the topic every time you make a point to throw the whole argument out of whack to make things chaotic so they can get more emotional and get you emotional too.

    • @doziert9511
      @doziert9511 4 роки тому +1

      fact just hit the soul

    • @zak-of-all-trades9638
      @zak-of-all-trades9638 4 роки тому +2

      Word.

    • @That1AfroedGuy
      @That1AfroedGuy 4 роки тому +5

      I feel you, and that is definitely true in our day-to-day lives. But this convo happened over a radio show. Usually when you argue on a public forum like this the goal isnt to persuade the opposition; the goal is to sway the audience that may be more open to hearing your point of view because they arent actively defending themselves/ emotionally invested.
      Also, it's important to remember that this was more his style; to beat them over the head with their own bullshit. As long as you stay logical, women will eventually run out of steam.

    • @andrefellino2792
      @andrefellino2792 4 роки тому +1

      exactly dude. there aint no point arguing with creatures who act based on emotions and not logic

    • @ProlificPops
      @ProlificPops 4 роки тому +2

      @@That1AfroedGuy And that's what Patrice did. He beat her over the head with logic and calling out her bullshit.......and she *still* didn't see his point.
      I appreciate his effort, dedication, and heart for this. He's a dating and comedic genius and shaped the manosphere to be what it is today but I just wouldn't argue with a woman to prove a logical point. They'll just hit you with emotions and say completely unrelated things to the topic to confuse you and get you emotional too. I've seen it happen countless times.
      For most, logic just goes in one of their ears and out the other, and she'll keep smacking you with her emotions and how she "feels." I just don't got the patience nor time for that bullshit nor do I wanna put in that much effort when it's futile in the end.

  • @daleva187goligo
    @daleva187goligo 8 років тому +7

    there's a book "Men Are Better Than Women" by Dick Masterson :)

  • @ChitterChatterD
    @ChitterChatterD 8 років тому +36

    God, I love these vids. But Christ Almighty I hate it when they all talk at once and not give each other 2 seconds to speak clearly.

  •  4 роки тому +1

    How dare they interrupt and argue with Patrice. Stop, shut up, listen, and LEARN. There is no debate here.

  • @gigaknotts489
    @gigaknotts489 10 років тому +27

    their essentially having a convo about hypergamy sort of...

  • @treetheseminole6980
    @treetheseminole6980 7 років тому +2

    Brilliant!!!!

  • @jeffreyd700
    @jeffreyd700 10 років тому +22

    Patrice does not like to lose.

    • @jagemobe
      @jagemobe 10 років тому +12

      Know anybody that does?

    • @jeffreyd700
      @jeffreyd700 10 років тому +5

      ***** I know people who are prone to giving up.

    • @jagemobe
      @jagemobe 10 років тому +1

      ***** yeah...that's completely inevitable when you have people that don't like to lose.

    • @BIakeAustin
      @BIakeAustin 9 років тому +10

      ***** "Show me a good loser and I'll show you a loser" - Vince Lombardi

    • @jshudo44
      @jshudo44 6 років тому +4

      Too bad he never lost an argument with a woman.

  • @DooleyDooley.
    @DooleyDooley. 4 роки тому +7

    Everytime he say im better than u the girls turn up more lmao

  • @josh108
    @josh108 7 років тому +4

    GOAT

  • @pweek
    @pweek 12 років тому +1

    Love the way it ended.

  • @luda650
    @luda650 3 роки тому

    3:50. Man! I miss Patrice so much!
    Subtle but so profound is how I would describe Patrice!