I got bad news for you me dear... the documentary is not coming out. Vonn(his woman) seems to have shit the bed on that. She took donations and made promises and it never came out.
*I watched my Asian friend show this to his mom and dad and they were in tears laughing. I never saw them crack a smile when we were growing up. A lot of yups and head nods until Zipity Do Da Black Ghost was said and that broke them. RIP PATRICE.*
ThatBugBehindYou I never saw this until this year a white women working the counter at a Chinese food restaurant. But the food was horrible but at least I didn't have to deal with their shitty customer service.
I saw Patrice live on the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus tour in 2006. Hands down one of the funniest comedians of all time. Rest in Power brother, you are missed.
Why do all the best people have to die young? Patrice was literally the funniest most honest real person that was ever born. I miss this guy so much. It just shows you how shitty the world is when a guy like Patrice didn't really ever blow up big. Rest in peace big homie.
From 11:30 on, the ordering Chinese over the phone discussion is so unbelievably accurate. They're so goddam short with the customer. "Yeahyeahyeahyeah."
PorkFrog It’s because he’s dead. People started acting like he’s Dave Chappelle or George Carlin the day he died. O’Neal is top 25, maybe top 10 depending on your preferences, but they act like he’s #1 when that’s clearly not the case. But he’s dead and society automatically gives a celebrity GOAT status when one dies
Junior Sanchez no asians especially chinese treat whites a lot better. they treat us like shit, i personally stop going to many chinese establishments. and we're the reasons their businesses in the hood survived and thrived. now they fix it up all nice for the new white people, and treat us like shit.
black people have always been racist against asians.... white people treat asians a lot better then black people... black people treat all races weirdly if you ask me.....
oh boy... remember when you could actually say true but hurtful thigns and nobody cared? everyone is so boring and uptight now a days. This show was epic, so simple, yet so fun and revealing. Miss you my brother Patrice, god bless you mister.
I've spoken to people who've been over to China, teaching English. They all agreed that the racism against black people there is rampant. Regardless of aptitude and qualifications, black people will not be given a chance.
@@tl6752 The places in the western 1st World developed countries where they occupy positions in the higher echelons of society, along with people of different ethnic heritage.
On the Black Ghost thing - "ghost" in Chinese doesn't always mean spectral, formless beings; it sometimes can mean demon, monster, or unnatural creature.
Patrice was the king bro, so smart and talented. I miss his opinion every day. I would LOVE to hear what he thought about so many things that happened since he passed. A LEGEND
Oh good lord!!! Patrice I love you!! Your mind was the greatest!! I still use his lines to this day! Thank you for everything that you gave us!! I’ll keep using your lines till the day I die!!!
I love this bit so much. Growing up, we had a chinese restaurant right at the corner that we got food from at least twice a week. A married Chinese couple ran it, and they were the nicest people. They would give us "Free chiken wing on house!" all the time. And my mother was late to the debit card game, but they would always take a check from my mother. I came back home when I was 25 and we got food from them while I was there, and they were delivering now. The owner guy delivered the food, and when he saw me answer the door he said, "Oh you man now!!" This story is generally the exception.
I have been on a PN marathon having just discovered him. As a Hindu I can't disagree with him. We are so enslaved by work that nothing is more important anymore. Love him.
Thank you for these clips. I was thinking to myself the other day after listening to like 75 of Patrice' appearances straight thinking someone HAS to have uploaded all his best moments on the show.
Damn man, I really miss Patrice so much, I loved his opinion on EVERYTHING!! From the time of his unfortunate passing, I always think about what Patrice would say about all the crazy shit that has happened. His point of view was so interesting and spot on
that shit patrice said about the chinese takeout is so fucking true. i go to the same place periodically and i still have to make the order as if they've never seen me before. i order chinese food from that same place evertytime (even on the phone) and they can't seem to remember my face, my phone number or my address.
Elems187 haha yeah me too, i aint hatin on asians, its was just funny to hear Patrices story so closley resemble my own experience with my local Chinese takeout.
Heheh, Anthony's the best audience. "BWAAAAAHAAAHAHAAAHAAAAH!" "Shirt creased! It four ninety! That what it is, four ninety!" "BWAAAAAHAAAAHAHAAAH! FOUR NINETY! AAAAAAAHHAHAHAAAAH!"
+Mr Rockabilly I'm only racist when I'm driving. When I'm 20 minutes late to work because of an accident, my hands are tingling hoping to catch a glimpse of the drivers just to see if they are asian...or a woman. I swear to god women suck at driving.
+Captain_Brandon KISS Army I completely agree. we're all a little racist. the ones who are completely racist I think are pissed off at the world for some reason.
xYouthAttackx Dude I saw a chick with her cell phone on the instrument cluster playing a video. A fucking video while you're driving a 2000lb vehicle? That person doesn't cause accidents, because an accident is often unavoidable...this bitch causes car collisions.
The only bad experiences I've had when it came to Asians would have probably been with those of Japanese or Chinese descent. Phillippinos have been the nicest.
+Quyen Tran It's funny, but truth wise (which so many seem to take it as) it's a bit uneven...now if he had swapped the too-broad Asian, for Chinese, then the nail is hit on the head. I have Korean, Japanese, Filipino, even Vietnamese clients and though different, I love them...but I swear to God the fuckin' Chinese are unbearable...
David Oh Everybody who sees this should click on this guys profile and read his comment history. He's so _irrationally_ angry about *everything* it's really astounding. I'd like to meet you in real life just to see how you exist in this world on your own.
non enjoyable eggs LMAO! I'm Asian, but I completely agree with Patrice. Obviously he's exaggerating a bit, because there are some Asians with a little "spunk" you meet once in a while, but for the most part, 1st generation Asians are the most robotic people on this earth. Actually, I wouldn't even say robotic. That's usually depressed teenage or middle aged white guys. I think he means, one track minded, and black or white, people. They know exactly what they like, what they want, and what they're gonna do, and there's no deviating, whatsoever.
Didn't Patrice on another day go on a long rant about how he always insisted on going through the entire security checkpoint process unnecessarily because he didn't want he and the guard to feel "comfortable" even though the guard didn't want to keep checking Patrice's ID?
I wish they could find the Chinese fish tank guy and interview him for the Patrice O’Neal documentary .
Or the dry cleaners. "I only charge him a dollar ninety-eight. Is okayyy. The pennyyyyy-"😂
He'd say "I didn't charge you for the gas I used to get to this interview."
I got bad news for you me dear... the documentary is not coming out. Vonn(his woman) seems to have shit the bed on that. She took donations and made promises and it never came out.
Ahhhh!!! That would've been INCREDIBLE!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Brilliant. They should make an entire documentary of people that had random interactions with Patrice. No friends or family. All strangers.
I literally get mad that this dude is not still alive! Patrice is the GOAT!
+Travis Hampton dood. seriously..
I agree. the funniest person I've ever heard. listen to patrice and bill burr going back and forth
+Gary Mathis my father knew about Patrice...saw him onstage...I found out about him and then he died
+Comment Destroyer that sucks but awesome too
i feel ya
*I watched my Asian friend show this to his mom and dad and they were in tears laughing. I never saw them crack a smile when we were growing up. A lot of yups and head nods until Zipity Do Da Black Ghost was said and that broke them. RIP PATRICE.*
Fuck yeah
my Chinese restaurant hired a white guy to take orders over the phone, it's literally the best.
ThatBugBehindYou I never saw this until this year a white women working the counter at a Chinese food restaurant. But the food was horrible but at least I didn't have to deal with their shitty customer service.
My buddy did the same thing for his first job when he was 15 that's hilarious
@Luis Homes there's no fucking way
what alternate universe does this place exist in
Carter ! All over the place g any Hakka restaurant in scarbourough Ontario has em
2 asian restaurants put on speaker phone ua-cam.com/video/C5tgWJbenUE/v-deo.html
I saw Patrice live on the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus tour in 2006. Hands down one of the funniest comedians of all time. Rest in Power brother, you are missed.
Why do all the best people have to die young? Patrice was literally the funniest most honest real person that was ever born. I miss this guy so much. It just shows you how shitty the world is when a guy like Patrice didn't really ever blow up big. Rest in peace big homie.
IPRRD M He was happy. He never wanted to be in the position of being someone's bitch. Kinda like Chappelle walking away from superstardom.
💯💯💯
He is absolutely incredible.
He graduated early from life university. God had nothing else for him to learn
Maybe being morbidly obese and diabetic for 2 decades will do that to you lol
From 11:30 on, the ordering Chinese over the phone discussion is so unbelievably accurate. They're so goddam short with the customer. "Yeahyeahyeahyeah."
"Yeahyeahyeahyeah"
-Bobby Lee
"HE CUPPED HIS HANDS"!!
y dey call u bitchface
@@guineapig55555 because she is real pretty but most likely a bitch lol
BitchFace Betty best username for a chick; come to New Orleans and I’ll buy you a shot.
💀😆
That was a funny line
hands down the funniest comedian I've ever heard 😂😂😂😂
patrice's 'chinese guy' vocie is fucking hilarious. its like a singer from the 20s.
Patrice was a genius
never forget
Seph F Never forget
+North American UA-camr Remember it like it was yesterday. Patrice was a fucking genius.
+North American UA-camr well laughter is the best medicine
PorkFrog
It’s because he’s dead. People started acting like he’s Dave Chappelle or George Carlin the day he died. O’Neal is top 25, maybe top 10 depending on your preferences, but they act like he’s #1 when that’s clearly not the case. But he’s dead and society automatically gives a celebrity GOAT status when one dies
I love that 2 races agree on a mutual racism
It’s 3 races.
@@devilsadvocate7389 the Asians don't matter in this instance
"blacks are like a couch facing the wrong way?"- lmao
😂😂😂
💀💀💀
Cumia was effortlessly funny
Omg...lol
"If you own a cigarette store, a Hindu will fucking die protecting your cigarettes"
Don't take this so seriously, man. It's funny as shit. Miss Patrice.
JacksInn Haha this should be the top comment
a gayer george takei
Helloo O'Neeeal....
my favorite part
Have a nice daaaaay-aaaaay
fluffyfuzzbox
I say that every time I see an Asian
My name is Patrice you piece of shit 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Herroo O'Neeear...
I think Patrice felt this way cus alot of asians prejudge blacks.
This I know for sure
Lmao they do
Junior Sanchez right? Haha! I was about to type, "Who doesn't?"
Junior Sanchez no asians especially chinese treat whites a lot better. they treat us like shit, i personally stop going to many chinese establishments. and we're the reasons their businesses in the hood survived and thrived. now they fix it up all nice for the new white people, and treat us like shit.
Asians like tips. That's why
black people have always been racist against asians.... white people treat asians a lot better then black people... black people treat all races weirdly if you ask me.....
We lost a genius...
Don't forget YAYAYAYA. Cracks me up every time!
oh boy... remember when you could actually say true but hurtful thigns and nobody cared? everyone is so boring and uptight now a days. This show was epic, so simple, yet so fun and revealing. Miss you my brother Patrice, god bless you mister.
Listening to this in 2017 as I pass out at 5am. Thanks Patrice.
'He cupped his hands' - that is such a great line.
zappity doo da black ghost lol
+sal alonzo killed me.
"He cupped his hand" lolll come back Patrice... I'm serious!!
Its one thing to look forward to when we die lol
I've spoken to people who've been over to China, teaching English.
They all agreed that the racism against black people there is rampant.
Regardless of aptitude and qualifications, black people will not be given a chance.
Paddy .Cook where are blk ppl given a fair chance?
@@tl6752
The places in the western 1st World developed countries where they occupy positions in the higher echelons of society, along with people of different ethnic heritage.
Absolutely based
@@tl6752 so you've never seen any black athlete or rapper? They're some of the most overpayed people in the world
@KingBowserVlog OVERPAYED?!?
Go 🖕🏾 yourself.
Patrice's asian guy impression sounds like Marvin the Martian.
On the Black Ghost thing - "ghost" in Chinese doesn't always mean spectral, formless beings; it sometimes can mean demon, monster, or unnatural creature.
Shit that's not any better💀💀💀💀
😂😂😂 so basically they see us how we see them 😂😂😂😂 gotcha
I miss Patrice every single day. He would be the biggest podcast/comedic personality on earth if he was alive today. RIP Patreeky.
Patrice was the king bro, so smart and talented. I miss his opinion every day. I would LOVE to hear what he thought about so many things that happened since he passed. A LEGEND
Patrice is in Heaven laughing down on us. “Cupping his hands”
The way he says hindu kills me, im dying of laughter...being a hindu lol
Go fly a carpet Aladdin
Haha, Patrice's asian voice makes me laugh so hard.
"Hello, Oh Neal!"
This is the funniest shit I have EVER heard. Patrice, rest easy man I miss ya
Oh good lord!!! Patrice I love you!! Your mind was the greatest!! I still use his lines to this day! Thank you for everything that you gave us!! I’ll keep using your lines till the day I die!!!
I love this bit so much. Growing up, we had a chinese restaurant right at the corner that we got food from at least twice a week. A married Chinese couple ran it, and they were the nicest people. They would give us "Free chiken wing on house!" all the time. And my mother was late to the debit card game, but they would always take a check from my mother. I came back home when I was 25 and we got food from them while I was there, and they were delivering now. The owner guy delivered the food, and when he saw me answer the door he said, "Oh you man now!!" This story is generally the exception.
has a good experience....calls it an "exception"...OK
Stereotypes exist for a reason
how does he go from one hilarious bit to the next. ... one after another... brilliant rant!!!
His Asian impression is in its own class. The type of impression that is far more funny than accurate.
I love Patrice's impersonation, it sounds like it belongs to a character in Rocky and Bullwinkle or Dudley Do Right
Def Dudley DoRight. Sounds just like him.
@@blakejames9743 yep but slower
"Oh Rindsay you cry like baby" Was Opie's funniest moment in his career.
And it was a quote from someone else 😂
Rest In Peace Patrice..we are still watching 2021
I have been on a PN marathon having just discovered him. As a Hindu I can't disagree with him. We are so enslaved by work that nothing is more important anymore. Love him.
Patrice’s anger at Asians is real. Most Asians genuinely despite black people…
"HELLO OH KNEEEEL." Tears.
Rest in peace, Patrice
16:06 Partice "cry like babwy" is the funniest shit id hear all week lmao
With the personality of fucking fly paper is one of the greatest analogies
Man I love Patrice O'Neal. And what he saying is beyond true
I listen to this story everyday. It never gets old. Lmao. Helloooo oneeaaall.
I'm Korean and I support this message.
Rip he was natural comic him talking is golden stand up material which makes you even wonder did he wrote anything he performed down
"Zippidy do da! Black ghost!" 😂😂😂😂
“Un-fun cum” 😂😂😂😂😂
They have one, Cynthia Kim.
God bless this man.
OK so Anthony recently talked to Opie again, it's just a matter of time until Patrice is revived and everything can go back to normal.
Patrice it dead idk if you know this
@@bobbybetwirlin8442 yeah revived from the dead
"Don't give me no mfn pennies bitch" 😂😂😂
Thank you for these clips. I was thinking to myself the other day after listening to like 75 of Patrice' appearances straight thinking someone HAS to have uploaded all his best moments on the show.
8:03 "zippity doo dah... Black ghost!"
That f**king kid me! HAHAHAAAA!
Am Chinese I approve “Yayayayaaaaaa!”
Lol, i have seen you in so many vids of Patrice.
Krishan Kumar Rao He’s my favorite comic, thanks for noticing haha
Mine too ☺️ lol
He was a man with pure heart 💓
So fucking funny how he gives Asians that Marvin the Martian accent.
Damn man, I really miss Patrice so much, I loved his opinion on EVERYTHING!! From the time of his unfortunate passing, I always think about what Patrice would say about all the crazy shit that has happened. His point of view was so interesting and spot on
It's so wrong, but so right, it cracks me up. Patrice was cool.
Keep coming back to this for Patrices fish tank guy impression
that shit patrice said about the chinese takeout is so fucking true. i go to the same place periodically and i still have to make the order as if they've never seen me before. i order chinese food from that same place evertytime (even on the phone) and they can't seem to remember my face, my phone number or my address.
look i can tell you're trying to be cute but i don't feel like arguing. i'm just saying patrice is right cause similar shit has happened to me.
Elems187 haha yeah me too, i aint hatin on asians, its was just funny to hear Patrices story so closley resemble my own experience with my local Chinese takeout.
Elems187 Nah it's just coz all white people look the same ;)
i'm hispanic and patrice is black so what does your point mean to all of this if i may ask?
Elems187
It was a joke, cheer up.
"Don't forget 'yea-ya-ya-yea..'"
"I'm not coming back!"
"SO WHAT ??"
"Here's a penny..."
"HUUUURRRGGHHH..🤑"
"With a half of a mopstick.."
And then opie jumps in and the bit is dead...
Ibara Kasen
it is just redundant at this point. cats have four legs. opie is annoying WE GET IT
00:30 The difference is the Asians and Hindus own the stores they are defending.
+lithium2000 It's true. But they go hard.
Africans too. I've seen some African's go HARD.
Lmao Patrice Oneal was the Anthony Cumia of Asian racism. Legendary clip
Holly shit...I never heard this one..
Why did he leave this 🌎
Prove Me Wrong .........That is Great
Damn man I really miss Patrice
"Oh Rinzey you cry like baby" 😂😂🤣😂😂🤣 omg bruh
I am laughing so hard thinking about the women's voice at my local teriyaki shop.
“You want the spring roll?”
I lost my mind hearing that, lmaoooXD
Heheh, Anthony's the best audience.
"BWAAAAAHAAAHAHAAAHAAAAH!"
"Shirt creased! It four ninety! That what it is, four ninety!"
"BWAAAAAHAAAAHAHAAAH! FOUR NINETY! AAAAAAAHHAHAHAAAAH!"
+Mr Rockabilly I'm only racist when I'm driving. When I'm 20 minutes late to work because of an accident, my hands are tingling hoping to catch a glimpse of the drivers just to see if they are asian...or a woman. I swear to god women suck at driving.
+phanatic215 the worst is when women are putting on makeup while driving!!
+Captain_Brandon KISS Army I completely agree. we're all a little racist. the ones who are completely racist I think are pissed off at the world for some reason.
xYouthAttackx Dude I saw a chick with her cell phone on the instrument cluster playing a video. A fucking video while you're driving a 2000lb vehicle? That person doesn't cause accidents, because an accident is often unavoidable...this bitch causes car collisions.
patrice hit the nail on the head.
yup
Those indians own the store, that's why
Gunner 99 still. You value material things over your life?
EGGS DONE PERFECTLY.
All these eggs is running hunny? 😂😂😂 Holy shit!
Every time Opie says “I got a story...”
Immediately, my brain replies “Why?”
I just paused the video instantly to search for another one
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting Opie
Interrupting Opi...
HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON
Patrice's Asians are very operatic...
The fishtank asain voice had me almist dying of lack of oxygen
O’Neal’s take on Asian massage parlors would be the funniest shit ever man. Damn
in NYC there's a place called Canal Plastics, and they are EXACTLY like this
The only bad experiences I've had when it came to Asians would have probably been with those of Japanese or Chinese descent. Phillippinos have been the nicest.
Facts Filipinos are the niggas of asians
Phillippinos are pretty chill
I am Asian and I think this shit is hilarious !
+Quyen Tran It's funny, but truth wise (which so many seem to take it as) it's a bit uneven...now if he had swapped the too-broad Asian, for Chinese, then the nail is hit on the head. I have Korean, Japanese, Filipino, even Vietnamese clients and though different, I love them...but I swear to God the fuckin' Chinese are unbearable...
+78bcat "Don't you hate it when a Chinese guy tells you what type of Chinese he is?" - Patrice O'neal.
David Oh Everybody who sees this should click on this guys profile and read his comment history. He's so _irrationally_ angry about *everything* it's really astounding. I'd like to meet you in real life just to see how you exist in this world on your own.
pinkmullet4 hey pinkpussy69, if you can see how I'm living, it would make you cry bitch. Now go protest a Trump rally or something.
David Oh "Fry or drive" haha, you even type with a Chinese accent.
14:45 "YAYAHYAYAHYEH *beacon!* "
Few in the entertainment industry have intelligence equal to Patrice O'Neal but none of them have nerves to show it like he did.
I have no idea why he's doing a peewee herman singsong voice for asians but it's hilarious
Holy shit!! Opie made a funny!
non enjoyable eggs LMAO! I'm Asian, but I completely agree with Patrice. Obviously he's exaggerating a bit, because there are some Asians with a little "spunk" you meet once in a while, but for the most part, 1st generation Asians are the most robotic people on this earth. Actually, I wouldn't even say robotic. That's usually depressed teenage or middle aged white guys. I think he means, one track minded, and black or white, people. They know exactly what they like, what they want, and what they're gonna do, and there's no deviating, whatsoever.
God I’d love to hear Patrice views on the world today
Zippety Doodaa Black ghost. Wtf Patrice? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Didn't Patrice on another day go on a long rant about how he always insisted on going through the entire security checkpoint process unnecessarily because he didn't want he and the guard to feel "comfortable" even though the guard didn't want to keep checking Patrice's ID?
8:06 "Black Ghost" jesus
15:30 "Oh Rindsey. You cry rike baby."
Holy shit Opie was actually funny.
“HELOOOOOOOO ONEALLLLLLLLLLLL.”
This is hilarious and true!
"Zippiddy-doo-dah,. black ghost."
Helllllloooooooooo o niel!'