Patrice would have been one hell of a friend to have, it's more than all he did. More than his stand up, more than the advice for men, he just seemed like he would be one to ride with you or to call you on your shit. What a good dude he was.
Here for my monthly listen. I think this is my favourite show of the bunch. They're all great obviously but Karith was definitely my favourite hole and Patrice killed from start to finish.
Love Karith's energy on this show.. she doesn't take it so personal.. I just like her vibe.. these early Black Philip shows are GOLD.. on repeat.. saturating wisdom every time I hear it.
Made my girl listen to 5 mins. Told her she wouldn't like it. Started bitching with a lot of bull. Patrice now makes me have to win EVERY battle wIth logic. Tiring but worth it!!!
Damn sitting here thinking the exact same thing. Patrice is great man. I hold these black phillip shows to the highest regards. Absolute Gold! Every man should listen to the thoughts of this guy.
Patrice was just so knowledgeable about women. He says stuff here I try to say to ppl too but they just don't listen. Patrice and some other truth speakers are sorely missed! Especially by the good (smart) people. 1:34:40, was so hilarious and true. Lots of ppl do that. Especially on the internet. 2:01:00 so great too, mating ritual, waarrk. :D Santino's part after that reminded me of Chico Marx. /D
1:37:50 STEVE never fails to crack me up While everyone immediately started ragging on him for a lame joke Patrice gives everyone another perspective Truly shows the echelon of comedian he is and his ability to appreciate the not so obvious "He's an ANIMAL." "HE HELD ON FOR AN HOUR AND FORTY FIVE MINUTES"
Karith is exactly what the average woman stands for, and is about.. They think they know it all, and always has to get their point across even if it's completely bullshit.. She tries so hard to over talk Patrice, and never has a point.. She just feeds off what's already been said.. Man, I love Patrice because he clawed through her horse shit..
Every male should listen to these, not to be like him, its impossible to be like Patrice, he was a unique combo of mind and body, like we all are, but we should just learn how to be a pimp, just to understand the female psyche. If they are trying to manipulate you, and believe you me, they will try to, fight fire with fire. "Put the bitch down and she's yours." -- Patrice O'Neal
Its about trial and error man. Like Patrice said, you can only gain wisdom through experience. I don't say that to dismiss you but I was in the swme situation as you are and would never have understood what these guys are talking about.
+Christian Hernandez Not bad actually.... I've never been as aggressive and admittedly as intimidating as Patrice, so that a limitation. The major thing I learned is be ready to take an L and to be honest, righteous and logical about everything when dealing with women. I'm going to college and hope to gain morr experience and girls.
Good on yeah Dave. You took exactly what Patrice intended on giving with this show. It's tough to be as masterful as Patrice was because of his experiences with women (mainly the fake rape charges and being a fat guy his whole life) and the gift of being both hilarious and profoundly confident.
I know nobody gives a shit about hockey but this past year the sharks played the penguins in the finals, and just like in real life the penguins won :/
54:52 Patrice is a genius. I could spend all day listening to this over and over to find all examples of her contradicting herself. Seriously, why are women even allowed to vote? Holy shit.
It's a real shame, like Louis CK said, he was funnier on O&A than he was on stage for a long time, and it was when he finally started to reach that next level on stage when he passed.
Patrice is smart as fuck, and he's absolutely right about what he says, but god damn, I feel like after listening to one of these shows I need to step away for a while to remember that women are people too. I swear, you guys, I've known multiple women that have real opinions that they could back up with logic. There really are smart broads out there. They're just the minority.
i gotta disagree with them on one point their have been some great fantastic leader women most ended in tragedy but not all. cleopatra, joan of arc, hariet tubman, queen elizabeth the first, cathrine the great, queen bodicea. but these were strong women and brilliant leaders in different ways for different things but people like that are few and far between regardless of sex and they had a special way of regarding their situations by analysis and intelligence as well as the will to own that stregnth. if you want to be a leader you must first own your self and your emotions and retain the ability to think and observe the situation it can make the difference between a situation that has no options and the same situation having multiple options to choose from even if that choice needs to be made in a second.
The male genes are so very left and a little right brained. We are perfect just don't look that good. Women...geez have no idea of what logic is! They just keep letting words pop out until someone says,"I quit". Ultimate submission specialists. They could beat Ric Flair in a damn "I give up" match but they can't genuinely wrestle! Get it.
"Jermaine, are you a white guy??
"Yeah, I'm a white guy."
"How'd that happen? I just noticed. What's up nigga?"
That's some hilarious shit.
man the world needs patrice. NOW especially
I know man
Fuck especially Now 2021 💪😭
Hahaha oh boi u guys have no idea
It gets worse guys
I know what you mean
Today's era needs Patrice.
Luckily so much of Patrice is archived in an extremely accessible way. His words are still relevant today.
More so every year that passes we need to come back and get our medicine, so thankful I found Patrice when I did.
More today
Patrice would have been one hell of a friend to have, it's more than all he did. More than his stand up, more than the advice for men, he just seemed like he would be one to ride with you or to call you on your shit. What a good dude he was.
"Why you got your ex girlfriends boots in your closet?" "You got a kid that aint mine bitch!"
Here for my monthly listen. I think this is my favourite show of the bunch. They're all great obviously but Karith was definitely my favourite hole and Patrice killed from start to finish.
dude in do the same shit. he was true ahead of his time
Love Karith's energy on this show.. she doesn't take it so personal.. I just like her vibe.. these early Black Philip shows are GOLD.. on repeat.. saturating wisdom every time I hear it.
I wish Karith would have stayed on every episode.
“Goooo sharkkkk …. Gooooo sharkkkkkkk!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The only thing that would make this better is if it was filmed!! Nonetheless these are absolute gems.
Last caller broke my heart. I hope he's with his kid now.
the Sanford and Son part is in my top 5 funniest things i have ever heard in my entire life.
One of my favorite bits about this show is patrice’s reaction when he talks to a white guy with a “black name” 😂
Patrice was a truly wise and hilarious man. We lost one of the greats when he passed away.
People like you and Billy Nunez keep Patrice alive. Thank you.
Made my girl listen to 5 mins. Told her she wouldn't like it. Started bitching with a lot of bull. Patrice now makes me have to win EVERY battle wIth logic. Tiring but worth it!!!
Damn sitting here thinking the exact same thing. Patrice is great man. I hold these black phillip shows to the highest regards. Absolute Gold! Every man should listen to the thoughts of this guy.
That was the best radio I ever heard!!!
@EscherReturns Thank you so much for uploading theese, Anything Patrice is gold.
Patrice was just so knowledgeable about women. He says stuff here I try to say to ppl too but they just don't listen. Patrice and some other truth speakers are sorely missed! Especially by the good (smart) people.
1:34:40, was so hilarious and true. Lots of ppl do that. Especially on the internet.
2:01:00 so great too, mating ritual, waarrk. :D Santino's part after that reminded me of Chico Marx. /D
Love this Patrice they should summarize this into a holy book
her laugh just drains the jokes away as soon as they come out
Her voice alone makes me want to claw my ears out. Patrice's girl was way nicer to listen to.
Morgan_Fucking_Freeman I like Karith's laugh, personally.
William Weaver .... GROSS!!!
Thanks a lot man.
Thanks guys.
Thanks for posting these man.
"we communicate that's how we talk"😥dis girl
1:37:50
STEVE never fails to crack me up
While everyone immediately started ragging on him for a lame joke
Patrice gives everyone another perspective
Truly shows the echelon of comedian he is and his ability to appreciate the not so obvious
"He's an ANIMAL."
"HE HELD ON FOR AN HOUR AND FORTY FIVE MINUTES"
At 1:06:33 Patrice says the realest shit. Rest in Piece Pimp 🙏🏾
One of my many regrets in life is not having an opportunity to meet or see him live
Patrice lives forever!!!
the man's a legend
his stand up is extraordinary
Karith: That's Fair
Patrice: BITCH!!!! Turn her mic off
Brendan Burgess hilarious
Damn Patrice's words are right on.
"Women have to like you to sleep with you, men have to like you to sleep with you again."
-Patrice O'Neal
Karith is exactly what the average woman stands for, and is about.. They think they know it all, and always has to get their point across even if it's completely bullshit.. She tries so hard to over talk Patrice, and never has a point.. She just feeds off what's already been said.. Man, I love Patrice because he clawed through her horse shit..
Edutainment at its finest
Lmao, did Pat Cooper call the show at 2:05:28 ?
Thankyou!
I wish Patrice was around to shut Katrina Pierson up.
"TURN HER MIC OFF! Listen bitch...."
57:00 and 1:00:57 Best advice to get out of the Friendzone.
Thank you
its called "There U Go" by 2pac - from the Better Dayz album
Every male should listen to these, not to be like him, its impossible to be like Patrice, he was a unique combo of mind and body, like we all are, but we should just learn how to be a pimp, just to understand the female psyche. If they are trying to manipulate you, and believe you me, they will try to, fight fire with fire.
"Put the bitch down and she's yours." -- Patrice O'Neal
Well said.
True legend
i will give her credit, she rolled with that shit better than most would.
I feel sad for that last caller. I hope he's doing good.
Patrice is a god
All Cried Out - Lisa Lisa and Full Force
"Phil, don't you get soft and say "well...". You say, "I WANT SOME ASS!" Fucking classic and profound!!! ~58:00
lol....Patrice the truth!!!
One of the greatest men ever! R.I.P Patrice. What's the name of the song after the 1st break?
Just for seeing comments like these, you know this man was the mothafuckin' MAN! RIP to Mr. P. He changed my life too on some real shit.
rest in peace my nigga.........PAT ONEAL FOREVER
Hey I'm 16 and of course in high school. How can I apply stuff like this in high school.
Its about trial and error man. Like Patrice said, you can only gain wisdom through experience. I don't say that to dismiss you but I was in the swme situation as you are and would never have understood what these guys are talking about.
TheTwinkiefoot Thanks!
Glad to see a young soldier as yourself listenin to these so early on in the game and trying to put it into practice. How have you been doing so far?
+Christian Hernandez Not bad actually.... I've never been as aggressive and admittedly as intimidating as Patrice, so that a limitation. The major thing I learned is be ready to take an L and to be honest, righteous and logical about everything when dealing with women. I'm going to college and hope to gain morr experience and girls.
Good on yeah Dave. You took exactly what Patrice intended on giving with this show. It's tough to be as masterful as Patrice was because of his experiences with women (mainly the fake rape charges and being a fat guy his whole life) and the gift of being both hilarious and profoundly confident.
Real shit.
59:00 Patrice is the fucking GOAT
Karith's voice is like nails on a chalkboard
He was a genius, not a very literate one, but a genius nonetheless.
Somebody should animate this
That would be a LOT of work lol
Mr p always the truth
"If I snuggle you against my will"
I know nobody gives a shit about hockey but this past year the sharks played the penguins in the finals, and just like in real life the penguins won :/
Pinguins still ruling shit
al green everything is going to be alright
1:38:35 "What a fucking solider!" ROFLMAO
51:42
With the miracle of time travel...
44:35
57:13
And again...
46:30
54:52 Patrice is a genius.
I could spend all day listening to this over and over to find all examples of her contradicting herself.
Seriously, why are women even allowed to vote? Holy shit.
i wouldn't argue with that at all.
Anyone know the song @ 1:27:20 ?
Realist shit I ever heard.
Karrith is the prime example of women wanting the thing, but having no clue how to describe the thing.
Ungodly funny rip Patrice
This fuck died way too young.. damn I miss him..
1:52:14 re: period pussy “You’ve got me on that one.”
Does anyone know the name of the song coming out of break at 2:16:10 ?
Karith's voice gets annoying real fast when she constantly talks over logic with complete nonsense.
Sounds like Nicolette from Malcolm & Eddie Show.
They all do.
LET ME TELL YOU SUH"IN UH HUH
Patrice : Karith is the type of bitch to go “awwww” to everything
Karith: no I’m not
*Every caller explaining their situation*
Karith : awwwwwwww
Intresting
It's a real shame, like Louis CK said, he was funnier on O&A than he was on stage for a long time, and it was when he finally started to reach that next level on stage when he passed.
Does anyone know the name of the song with the trumpet? MSG BACK ASAP THANKS
Chocolate buttermilk kool and the gang
Sanford and Sons theme music..
1:18:50 The Hypothetical Context :)
Even the Bible says that about husbands and wives.
he says it at 17:40 and a few times at the 2 minutes mark.
Holy shit. You gotta feel for the guy at 2:29:00...
Patrice is smart as fuck, and he's absolutely right about what he says, but god damn, I feel like after listening to one of these shows I need to step away for a while to remember that women are people too. I swear, you guys, I've known multiple women that have real opinions that they could back up with logic. There really are smart broads out there. They're just the minority.
name 1
1:17:31 hahahahah
@1:40 he shouldnt get with that chick. Shes only cooperating cause she needs a stepfather there
Music at 40:15 anyone?
Benjamin Collins Quincy Jones Streetbeater
Lol they used to roast the fuck out of karith! Lol but she's cool, she can take a beating
Im not fucking no murder scene
i gotta disagree with them on one point their have been some great fantastic leader women most ended in tragedy but not all. cleopatra, joan of arc, hariet tubman, queen elizabeth the first, cathrine the great, queen bodicea. but these were strong women and brilliant leaders in different ways for different things but people like that are few and far between regardless of sex and they had a special way of regarding their situations by analysis and intelligence as well as the will to own that stregnth. if you want to be a leader you must first own your self and your emotions and retain the ability to think and observe the situation it can make the difference between a situation that has no options and the same situation having multiple options to choose from even if that choice needs to be made in a second.
still they didn't lead.
1:17:18
55:00-56:30 listen again! Deep shit!
harvey keitel on the phone at 2:05:10
God that girls voice....ahhhhhhhh Shoot it and make it stop! She makes my brain wanna divorce me and I can't have that!!! I love my bitch!
2:11:38 We are going give it over to Monique.... while we all go and take shits and play play station
The male genes are so very left and a little right brained. We are perfect just don't look that good. Women...geez have no idea of what logic is! They just keep letting words pop out until someone says,"I quit". Ultimate submission specialists. They could beat Ric Flair in a damn "I give up" match but they can't genuinely wrestle! Get it.
35:04
0:13:50 Fuck dat
....and Hyenas.