The Black Phillip Show - 5

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  • @williamweaver7251
    @williamweaver7251 9 років тому +34

    "Jermaine, are you a white guy??
    "Yeah, I'm a white guy."
    "How'd that happen? I just noticed. What's up nigga?"
    That's some hilarious shit.

  • @lithium23
    @lithium23 9 років тому +116

    man the world needs patrice. NOW especially

  • @Damondeeh20
    @Damondeeh20 9 років тому +90

    Today's era needs Patrice.

    • @TylerTramz
      @TylerTramz 7 років тому +7

      Luckily so much of Patrice is archived in an extremely accessible way. His words are still relevant today.

    • @iTzDeyo
      @iTzDeyo 5 років тому +3

      More so every year that passes we need to come back and get our medicine, so thankful I found Patrice when I did.

    • @locozen78
      @locozen78 3 роки тому +1

      More today

  • @cigarr3870
    @cigarr3870 9 років тому +37

    Patrice would have been one hell of a friend to have, it's more than all he did. More than his stand up, more than the advice for men, he just seemed like he would be one to ride with you or to call you on your shit. What a good dude he was.

  • @eclipsez0r
    @eclipsez0r 8 років тому +18

    "Why you got your ex girlfriends boots in your closet?" "You got a kid that aint mine bitch!"

  • @jrreogreugerugregreger7486
    @jrreogreugerugregreger7486 8 років тому +35

    Here for my monthly listen. I think this is my favourite show of the bunch. They're all great obviously but Karith was definitely my favourite hole and Patrice killed from start to finish.

    • @davidkibler4713
      @davidkibler4713 4 роки тому

      dude in do the same shit. he was true ahead of his time

  • @OnMyGrindEveryDay
    @OnMyGrindEveryDay 8 років тому +25

    Love Karith's energy on this show.. she doesn't take it so personal.. I just like her vibe.. these early Black Philip shows are GOLD.. on repeat.. saturating wisdom every time I hear it.

    • @TheGoodDeacon
      @TheGoodDeacon Рік тому +4

      I wish Karith would have stayed on every episode.

  • @brandondrake9955
    @brandondrake9955 Рік тому +1

    “Goooo sharkkkk …. Gooooo sharkkkkkkk!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @porkypine1888
    @porkypine1888 10 років тому +24

    The only thing that would make this better is if it was filmed!! Nonetheless these are absolute gems.

  • @danilo.castelli
    @danilo.castelli 3 роки тому +4

    Last caller broke my heart. I hope he's with his kid now.

  • @craigmcmillan7401
    @craigmcmillan7401 6 років тому +2

    the Sanford and Son part is in my top 5 funniest things i have ever heard in my entire life.

  • @kailorpadgett2338
    @kailorpadgett2338 4 роки тому +5

    One of my favorite bits about this show is patrice’s reaction when he talks to a white guy with a “black name” 😂

  • @FoundSonofMary
    @FoundSonofMary 11 років тому +3

    Patrice was a truly wise and hilarious man. We lost one of the greats when he passed away.

  • @parallax88
    @parallax88 11 років тому +4

    People like you and Billy Nunez keep Patrice alive. Thank you.

  • @dcc-r4lyfe
    @dcc-r4lyfe 11 років тому +8

    Made my girl listen to 5 mins. Told her she wouldn't like it. Started bitching with a lot of bull. Patrice now makes me have to win EVERY battle wIth logic. Tiring but worth it!!!

  • @Postemupman
    @Postemupman 11 років тому +1

    Damn sitting here thinking the exact same thing. Patrice is great man. I hold these black phillip shows to the highest regards. Absolute Gold! Every man should listen to the thoughts of this guy.

  • @Imasexyblkman
    @Imasexyblkman 12 років тому +2

    That was the best radio I ever heard!!!

  • @G3ner0
    @G3ner0 13 років тому +3

    @EscherReturns Thank you so much for uploading theese, Anything Patrice is gold.

  • @SylvexDragonskin
    @SylvexDragonskin 9 років тому +8

    Patrice was just so knowledgeable about women. He says stuff here I try to say to ppl too but they just don't listen. Patrice and some other truth speakers are sorely missed! Especially by the good (smart) people.
    1:34:40, was so hilarious and true. Lots of ppl do that. Especially on the internet.
    2:01:00 so great too, mating ritual, waarrk. :D Santino's part after that reminded me of Chico Marx. /D

  • @EMMmaximino
    @EMMmaximino 10 років тому +1

    Love this Patrice they should summarize this into a holy book

  • @tacoface7047
    @tacoface7047 10 років тому +8

    her laugh just drains the jokes away as soon as they come out

    • @eleckson
      @eleckson 9 років тому +3

      Her voice alone makes me want to claw my ears out. Patrice's girl was way nicer to listen to.

    • @williamweaver7251
      @williamweaver7251 9 років тому +4

      Morgan_Fucking_Freeman I like Karith's laugh, personally.

    •  7 років тому

      William Weaver .... GROSS!!!

  • @ZeeSlater
    @ZeeSlater 12 років тому +2

    Thanks a lot man.

  • @ABarbbb
    @ABarbbb 11 років тому +2

    Thanks guys.

  • @ZacharyGriffin
    @ZacharyGriffin 12 років тому +1

    Thanks for posting these man.

  • @frankgeniusza1524
    @frankgeniusza1524 3 роки тому +1

    "we communicate that's how we talk"😥dis girl

  • @7ORD6ANTI
    @7ORD6ANTI 10 місяців тому

    1:37:50
    STEVE never fails to crack me up
    While everyone immediately started ragging on him for a lame joke
    Patrice gives everyone another perspective
    Truly shows the echelon of comedian he is and his ability to appreciate the not so obvious
    "He's an ANIMAL."
    "HE HELD ON FOR AN HOUR AND FORTY FIVE MINUTES"

  • @jahnathanhyppolite2047
    @jahnathanhyppolite2047 3 роки тому +4

    At 1:06:33 Patrice says the realest shit. Rest in Piece Pimp 🙏🏾

  • @1apocalyps
    @1apocalyps 2 роки тому +3

    One of my many regrets in life is not having an opportunity to meet or see him live

  • @sl1oo
    @sl1oo 11 років тому +1

    Patrice lives forever!!!

  • @danaycomedy
    @danaycomedy 11 років тому +2

    the man's a legend

  • @iBiGPUN210
    @iBiGPUN210 12 років тому +1

    his stand up is extraordinary

  • @brendanburgess7949
    @brendanburgess7949 8 років тому +29

    Karith: That's Fair
    Patrice: BITCH!!!! Turn her mic off

  • @edgargomez2956
    @edgargomez2956 10 років тому +7

    Damn Patrice's words are right on.

  • @kaecake9575
    @kaecake9575 11 місяців тому +1

    "Women have to like you to sleep with you, men have to like you to sleep with you again."
    -Patrice O'Neal

  • @MidTierVillain
    @MidTierVillain 9 років тому +7

    Karith is exactly what the average woman stands for, and is about.. They think they know it all, and always has to get their point across even if it's completely bullshit.. She tries so hard to over talk Patrice, and never has a point.. She just feeds off what's already been said.. Man, I love Patrice because he clawed through her horse shit..

  • @staywildnthought6504
    @staywildnthought6504 7 років тому +1

    Edutainment at its finest

  • @jrreogreugerugregreger7486
    @jrreogreugerugregreger7486 8 років тому +9

    Lmao, did Pat Cooper call the show at 2:05:28 ?

  • @bensayswords
    @bensayswords 12 років тому

    Thankyou!

  • @LiogCeartas
    @LiogCeartas 8 років тому +5

    I wish Patrice was around to shut Katrina Pierson up.
    "TURN HER MIC OFF! Listen bitch...."

  • @YAH2121
    @YAH2121 9 років тому +11

    57:00 and 1:00:57 Best advice to get out of the Friendzone.

  • @KBelDC
    @KBelDC 11 років тому

    Thank you

  • @TheoryofDevilution
    @TheoryofDevilution 12 років тому +1

    its called "There U Go" by 2pac - from the Better Dayz album

  • @DaniboyBR2
    @DaniboyBR2 11 років тому +20

    Every male should listen to these, not to be like him, its impossible to be like Patrice, he was a unique combo of mind and body, like we all are, but we should just learn how to be a pimp, just to understand the female psyche. If they are trying to manipulate you, and believe you me, they will try to, fight fire with fire.
    "Put the bitch down and she's yours." -- Patrice O'Neal

  • @THEBASEDBOB
    @THEBASEDBOB 13 років тому +1

    True legend

  • @cigarr3870
    @cigarr3870 9 років тому +6

    i will give her credit, she rolled with that shit better than most would.

  • @Cheapgamer420
    @Cheapgamer420 11 років тому +5

    I feel sad for that last caller. I hope he's doing good.

  • @BanditoRios
    @BanditoRios 11 років тому +1

    Patrice is a god

  • @gaz133
    @gaz133 12 років тому +2

    All Cried Out - Lisa Lisa and Full Force

  • @thefreshlab
    @thefreshlab 12 років тому +1

    "Phil, don't you get soft and say "well...". You say, "I WANT SOME ASS!" Fucking classic and profound!!! ~58:00

  • @hpeezy58
    @hpeezy58 7 років тому +1

    lol....Patrice the truth!!!

  • @kingchris7782
    @kingchris7782 9 років тому +2

    One of the greatest men ever! R.I.P Patrice. What's the name of the song after the 1st break?

  • @killyrthoughts
    @killyrthoughts 12 років тому +1

    Just for seeing comments like these, you know this man was the mothafuckin' MAN! RIP to Mr. P. He changed my life too on some real shit.

  • @Mr253tac
    @Mr253tac 12 років тому +1

    rest in peace my nigga.........PAT ONEAL FOREVER

  • @fontenot413
    @fontenot413 10 років тому +8

    Hey I'm 16 and of course in high school. How can I apply stuff like this in high school.

    • @TheTwinkiefoot
      @TheTwinkiefoot 10 років тому +11

      Its about trial and error man. Like Patrice said, you can only gain wisdom through experience. I don't say that to dismiss you but I was in the swme situation as you are and would never have understood what these guys are talking about.

    • @fontenot413
      @fontenot413 10 років тому +1

      TheTwinkiefoot Thanks!

    • @Madinnit09
      @Madinnit09 8 років тому +5

      Glad to see a young soldier as yourself listenin to these so early on in the game and trying to put it into practice. How have you been doing so far?

    • @fontenot413
      @fontenot413 8 років тому +9

      +Christian Hernandez Not bad actually.... I've never been as aggressive and admittedly as intimidating as Patrice, so that a limitation. The major thing I learned is be ready to take an L and to be honest, righteous and logical about everything when dealing with women. I'm going to college and hope to gain morr experience and girls.

    • @jrreogreugerugregreger7486
      @jrreogreugerugregreger7486 8 років тому +2

      Good on yeah Dave. You took exactly what Patrice intended on giving with this show. It's tough to be as masterful as Patrice was because of his experiences with women (mainly the fake rape charges and being a fat guy his whole life) and the gift of being both hilarious and profoundly confident.

  • @Postemupman
    @Postemupman 11 років тому +1

    Real shit.

  • @Thec05mic
    @Thec05mic 6 років тому +1

    59:00 Patrice is the fucking GOAT

  • @jeffkerr807
    @jeffkerr807 2 роки тому +1

    Karith's voice is like nails on a chalkboard

  • @DaniboyBR2
    @DaniboyBR2 11 років тому +8

    He was a genius, not a very literate one, but a genius nonetheless.

  • @artsafact_official
    @artsafact_official 7 років тому +1

    Somebody should animate this

    • @MMaRsu
      @MMaRsu 2 роки тому

      That would be a LOT of work lol

  • @Stackd22
    @Stackd22 12 років тому +1

    Mr p always the truth

  • @Nate100
    @Nate100 10 років тому

    "If I snuggle you against my will"

  • @daleva187goligo
    @daleva187goligo 8 років тому +5

    I know nobody gives a shit about hockey but this past year the sharks played the penguins in the finals, and just like in real life the penguins won :/

    • @MMaRsu
      @MMaRsu 2 роки тому

      Pinguins still ruling shit

  • @EcheChanga
    @EcheChanga 12 років тому +2

    al green everything is going to be alright

  • @1bigtracker
    @1bigtracker 12 років тому +1

    1:38:35 "What a fucking solider!" ROFLMAO

  • @metalmayhem3622
    @metalmayhem3622 8 років тому +1

    51:42
    With the miracle of time travel...
    44:35

    • @metalmayhem3622
      @metalmayhem3622 8 років тому

      57:13
      And again...
      46:30

    • @metalmayhem3622
      @metalmayhem3622 8 років тому +2

      54:52 Patrice is a genius.
      I could spend all day listening to this over and over to find all examples of her contradicting herself.
      Seriously, why are women even allowed to vote? Holy shit.

  • @ParableFunction
    @ParableFunction 12 років тому

    i wouldn't argue with that at all.

  • @Cleo.T
    @Cleo.T 10 років тому

    Anyone know the song @ 1:27:20 ?

  • @donaldfox6323
    @donaldfox6323 5 років тому +1

    Realist shit I ever heard.

  • @mrjagrown
    @mrjagrown 8 місяців тому

    Karrith is the prime example of women wanting the thing, but having no clue how to describe the thing.

  • @a1upgrade
    @a1upgrade 11 років тому +1

    Ungodly funny rip Patrice

  • @Cambrand
    @Cambrand 12 років тому +2

    This fuck died way too young.. damn I miss him..

  • @iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh
    @iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh 5 років тому

    1:52:14 re: period pussy “You’ve got me on that one.”

  • @lpg8888
    @lpg8888 12 років тому

    Does anyone know the name of the song coming out of break at 2:16:10 ?

  • @thecoolstuff99
    @thecoolstuff99 8 років тому +24

    Karith's voice gets annoying real fast when she constantly talks over logic with complete nonsense.

  • @MrJonojono34
    @MrJonojono34 4 роки тому

    LET ME TELL YOU SUH"IN UH HUH

  • @artezdessus3056
    @artezdessus3056 2 роки тому

    Patrice : Karith is the type of bitch to go “awwww” to everything
    Karith: no I’m not
    *Every caller explaining their situation*
    Karith : awwwwwwww

  • @Scifigeek4Life
    @Scifigeek4Life 10 років тому

    Intresting

  • @KiloAlpha1337
    @KiloAlpha1337 12 років тому

    It's a real shame, like Louis CK said, he was funnier on O&A than he was on stage for a long time, and it was when he finally started to reach that next level on stage when he passed.

  • @ZeeSlater
    @ZeeSlater 12 років тому

    Does anyone know the name of the song with the trumpet? MSG BACK ASAP THANKS

    • @MrBmick79
      @MrBmick79 4 роки тому

      Chocolate buttermilk kool and the gang

  • @seckahsalah2457
    @seckahsalah2457 12 років тому +1

    Sanford and Sons theme music..

  • @jawadkazmi5327
    @jawadkazmi5327 4 роки тому

    1:18:50 The Hypothetical Context :)

  • @Tertioptus
    @Tertioptus 11 років тому +1

    Even the Bible says that about husbands and wives.

  • @xDonavon
    @xDonavon 11 років тому

    he says it at 17:40 and a few times at the 2 minutes mark.

  • @IntheLou47
    @IntheLou47 12 років тому +1

    Holy shit. You gotta feel for the guy at 2:29:00...

  • @SaltyVelorien
    @SaltyVelorien 12 років тому

    Patrice is smart as fuck, and he's absolutely right about what he says, but god damn, I feel like after listening to one of these shows I need to step away for a while to remember that women are people too. I swear, you guys, I've known multiple women that have real opinions that they could back up with logic. There really are smart broads out there. They're just the minority.

  • @13shokey
    @13shokey 11 років тому +2

    1:17:31 hahahahah

  • @HoodMelodyFilms
    @HoodMelodyFilms 11 років тому +1

    @1:40 he shouldnt get with that chick. Shes only cooperating cause she needs a stepfather there

  • @bensayswords
    @bensayswords 12 років тому

    Music at 40:15 anyone?

    • @bigtuba09
      @bigtuba09 6 років тому

      Benjamin Collins Quincy Jones Streetbeater

  • @inzo313
    @inzo313 11 років тому +4

    Lol they used to roast the fuck out of karith! Lol but she's cool, she can take a beating

  • @HustlinSpartan
    @HustlinSpartan 12 років тому

    Im not fucking no murder scene

  • @cornholiodagreatta478
    @cornholiodagreatta478 10 років тому +1

    i gotta disagree with them on one point their have been some great fantastic leader women most ended in tragedy but not all. cleopatra, joan of arc, hariet tubman, queen elizabeth the first, cathrine the great, queen bodicea. but these were strong women and brilliant leaders in different ways for different things but people like that are few and far between regardless of sex and they had a special way of regarding their situations by analysis and intelligence as well as the will to own that stregnth. if you want to be a leader you must first own your self and your emotions and retain the ability to think and observe the situation it can make the difference between a situation that has no options and the same situation having multiple options to choose from even if that choice needs to be made in a second.

  • @yessirshakejunt
    @yessirshakejunt 2 роки тому

    1:17:18

  • @Postemupman
    @Postemupman 11 років тому

    55:00-56:30 listen again! Deep shit!

  • @ureatowel15
    @ureatowel15 12 років тому

    harvey keitel on the phone at 2:05:10

  • @dashonhurts
    @dashonhurts 12 років тому

    God that girls voice....ahhhhhhhh Shoot it and make it stop! She makes my brain wanna divorce me and I can't have that!!! I love my bitch!

  • @iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh
    @iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh 5 років тому

    2:11:38 We are going give it over to Monique.... while we all go and take shits and play play station

  • @dashonhurts
    @dashonhurts 12 років тому +1

    The male genes are so very left and a little right brained. We are perfect just don't look that good. Women...geez have no idea of what logic is! They just keep letting words pop out until someone says,"I quit". Ultimate submission specialists. They could beat Ric Flair in a damn "I give up" match but they can't genuinely wrestle! Get it.

  • @ZeeSlater
    @ZeeSlater 12 років тому

    35:04

  • @iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh
    @iiicuuubreathingfullyoohoohooh 5 років тому

    0:13:50 Fuck dat

  • @HSSLTYO
    @HSSLTYO 10 років тому

    ....and Hyenas.