Why do I always turn into Krieg when I see someone I want to date? "Tell her she's as beautiful as a thousand sunsets" "IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!!'
Lol you're not the only one, though from a different circumstance, I say it in public whenever im riding with my friends car I scream out the window "IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!" XD I still do that to this day and so does my friends.
I like to think of it more as the sense of negotiation between the two minds Tell her to look back now!/I don't have to listen to you!!! No listen to me/NEVER!!!! if you don't listen to me, she's gonna die and it's gonna be your fault!/[struggles and Realizes that the threats aren't about him]Turn around pretty lady!!! I love to think that the psycho half admitted "Fine, you're right" as he also cared for Maya, like a two halfs of the same whole kinda deal. And when he said that line it was like a "For the first time in years we spoke to each other" kinda thing.
Thats part of the point, The camera angles are supposed to set you up to think that hes the guy narrating even talkin in the past tense about the scene (the monologue is in the past tense at that point... "I didnt even know the man" The angle then cuts to the hanging feet of a dead man.. implying that rifle dude... killed the dude hanging .... then it cuts to kreig sitting on the rock .... the inner voice stating he wants to tell the guy to run..... and meat bicycle being what he screams after that point he(Kriegs inner voice) narrates in the present tense for the rest of the trailer (as this inner memory of killing the rifleman is occuring while hes walking on the train tracks) its very very well done IMO
Ok, so he can deck you in 3 seconds flat, he has incredible throw accuracy & they wanna give him a GUN?! Yeah, I'm taking the next shuttle off Pandora A.S.A.P.
rocks473561 It's not confirmed yet, but its series that sells well, has a dedicated fan base and had the last chronological game end off with a huge sequel hook. I have a feeling that they're gonna make BL3 sometime in the future.
Krieg is by far my most favourite character in borderlands, I like how he's unpredictable and dangerous but at the same time he has this more sophisticated and calculating side to him. It's a shame that this 'Inner Krieg' didn't appear in the game, it would have been funny to see him commenting on things that Krieg shouts whilst in an intense gun fight.
It does sometimes, mostly when you join a game (I hear it quite often where that "inner Krieg" goes "Remember, if you hurt anybody innocent I will just end you.") but it can happen whenever you hit yourself with Confusion or activate the ability (without the bonus effects of his Badass variant)
Joe luetkehans If they do what they did in BL2, it would work. A whole new group of vault hunters, and they stumble upon Krieg during a mission. Only he's a classy gentleman now, who occasionally lets psycho statements slip out every once in a while. I'd support that.
thetbonemc That would be actually pretty awesome. I wouldn't say a "gentleman" (taking "gentleman" as sir hammerlock, for instance), but "normal" with the few psycho statements here and there, it'd be nice indeed.
Pauline Laing NOT THE ARM, NOT THE SPINE, FACE!!! FACESHOT, IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HHHHHNG! YOU PULL THE TRIGGER, BRAINS EVERYWHERE, BOOM, SPLAT, YAY!!! Yeah, that guy was pretty much a psycho, at least he didn't harm anybody, Krieg wants to swallow throats here, after all.
the thing i love about krieg is that he dosn't need to physicaly hurt someone to kill them just scream "I'M GONING TO PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL" Now that was funny
Erza Scarlet well he does mention something about a meat bicycle, if I remember correctly. But even tho THIS quote is only in the trailer, it's still an awesome quote in gaming!
Bucketninja That moment when you want to make first step but your overwhelming insane personality wants to BE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN! #justkrieg'sthings
Everyone here is commenting how good a love story that is or how krieg is a awesome character, which he is. I'm just sitting here like "THAT DUDE HAS A SHREDDIFIER!!"
+LEROY JENKINS Nope, the Shreddifier has a unique skin and that's not it. Actually, don't think any Spinigun has that colour scheme but it IS a Vladof Spinigun, that much I know and it's not the Shreddifier or Lead Storm.
He's got two personalities inside his head. The psycho one controls the body, the normal one just tries to limit the psycho one to only kill the "deserving".
ZettaX Zycho Well, yeah kind of. I just assumed that he was so psycho, he couldn't really control what he says. I thought it was pretty funny, because his conscious during this film was actually quite logical. It just made me laugh as Krieg did exactly the opposite of what his mind told him to. xD
Psychoangel Krieg is suffering from Dissociative Identity Disorder due to Hyperion experimenting on him. Insane!Krieg is in control of the body most of the time, but Sane!Krieg will commit suicide (taking Insane!Krieg with him) if he ever harms an innocent person.
*SUCH SWEET MEMORIES! BLOODY, SALTED MEAT, FILLED WITH SOUR CREAM AND SCREAMING LOVELY SONGS OF BURNING BULLET BICYCLES AND NIPPLE SALADS!* _Yep. Good times. Good times..._
Yeah I had the same reaction becuse it dosent sound like krieg is the one talking even though I was playing krieg while watching the video for the first time
If I ever find myself in an Apocalyptic world like the Road Warrior. I hope to end up like Krieg. A civilized man on the inside, but a monster to all of my enemies.
Dude... I didn’t know you were into this franchise, UnderDawg. Krieg is my favorite fictional character of all time, and since you’re basically an MK expert, I’d like to know: Do you think it would be awesome if he somehow made it into MK11? (And I know this post is super old, I’m just responding because no one else did).
The most interesting part about Krieg is he can kill anyone but innocents. The little voice in his head tells him on multiple occasions that he can kill as many bandits as he wants, but if he harms an innocent person, the voice will take control and force him to slit his own throat.
Krieg is the vault hunter i fell the most sympathy he got seperated from his daughter and hes not even able to talk without screaming about poop trains and meat bycicls.
what about athena? she was forced to kill her. own sister, was nearly killed by old friends who now also desided to execute her for just trying to cut ends meat
Frank West nah kriegs story is still the best its like no one really knows what happened to krieg except krieg and I guess gear box. You get parts of it in his pshyco ramblings but thats it.
It's interesting that even though the guy can't control his actions or what he will say outloud, he has still a little influence as can be seen on his face at 2:12 and 4:03 when Krieg reacts to the things the voice in his head says.
Also sometimes during an idle dialogue the voice will remind that if he hurts the innocent,he's gonna make Krieg kill himself and Krieg gets super pissed and starts screaming "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!"
Man... with this kind of witty narrative dialogue, I think Krieg the Psycho can give Deadpool a run for his money! I may not have played Borderlands 2 before (or one of that matter), but I hope we get to see more of Krieg in the future, especially some more story content out of him.
I just wish you got to hear inner Krieg while you were playing as him. Don't get me wrong his quadro-voiced insanity is hilarious and his trash talk is second to none but I'd really love some of that resigned, gravely cynicism to go with it.
dan240393 you can hear his inner voice as you're playing him. it's hard to hear him sometimes over all the noise going on, but yeah. a buddy picked my up from down state and his inner voice says "say thank you" and kreig says "nipple salads!" followed by "close enough.." there's other things upon activating his skill.
dan240393 Can confirm the nipple salads, was playing with the BF and he heard Krieg repeat it several times lol. Though the random stuff he says comes out different to people.
Does anybody else believe in the theory that Krieg had something to do with Tiny Tina's back-story? (Possibly part of that one eridium testing that went on?)
***** Baseless? There are many different evidences that are used in the theory, and we know that doesn't make it true; but at the same time it is plausible
Bronymuse MLP No, its baseless. The "evidences" that are used in the videos that I have seen are BS and far fetched. I am sorry that your pet conspiracy theory is bs but that is how it works. Also once again you need to do some research in it and then you will quickly find that the developers already have said no to this theory. And said that krieg is not Tiny Tina. And then we have this. Originally Posted by Anthony Burch "That is, until you find out why Tina is torturing Fleshstick: he sold Tina’s parents out to Hyperion, and she had to watch them get tortured to death in front of her (which subsequently shattered her mind and turned her into the person she is now)". That is what Anthony said about the whole thing. He also made a twitter post later but to lazy to look that up. So case closed its BS.
***** Okay, for one none of your quoting made sense with your post so please explain what your were getting at if you could; and also explain how any of the evidence is "farfetched" also.
EXPLOOOSSSIIIIONS OF LIIIFFFEEE!!!! THERES NO FENCE ON THIS FENCE GRRRIIIND THE CARTILAAGE KILL THE LITTLE MAN(hits self with buzzaxe)--dude, what are you doing YEALAHDGLKAIUYDFGAHDGVA(hits self with buzzaxe)--i deserve this.. Krieg is the best character.
I freaking love Krieg! He was the first character I completed Ultimate Vault Hunter Mode at level 61 with and he's so bloody fun! I probably enjoy the amount of blood too much :)
...they really need to make a whole story line behind this guy its own DLC on who he was it would be amazing like if it was u just going back through ur head going through all the memeries he had trying to figure out who he was
That would be great but we alrdy have many fan theories. One is that Krieg could be Tiny Tina's father. We presume this because sometimes when you kill a hyperion solider as him his inside voice says "Yes. Make them pay for what they did to her!" and randomly his inside voice would say "Is she alive? Did she get away?". It is obvious that Krieg was undergoing the Eridium experiments and thats what made him who he is today.
yes i understand this But you cant really pin that on Him. just from a few voice clips it could be allmost any male. also God only knows who he could be talking about. so thats y i wish they would.
"Come here my sweet meats, your lord of justice and genocide has something to say. Gone is the age of the tentacle and the days of the Gods and mercy, are far away. We are the fighters of the middle! The second act in a three part meat play! And I will win, best supporting actor!" Fucking love Krieg.
Masterofpuppets If I remember there is a mission about her Parents aaaaaand they died by a guy who was invited by Tina for a tea party... I hope you know what happened next .....
You never know if they died or not. That certain tea party guest turned them into hyperion for slag experimentation. The echo you find about that is the recording of her parents screaming at tina to run while they were getting experimented on.
out of all the character story's I like krieg the most. He has no control over what he says but still has some control over his actions. Would love to see a video of him getting help from doctor zid (yeah not sure if that's a good thing)
Lanore Jay Unfortunately the vita version is the worst. Bad graphics, No rag dolls, No decals lots of missing things. Shame Vita has epic games Uncharted golden abyss looks amazing and it came out at launch
If you actually play krieg, you can often hear the second voice (altough very quiet in terms of sound) that talks about the good old Vault Hunter time, and the sane voice actually claims that, if Krieg kills a innocent person, that he will force him to commit suicide and kill them both.
so much emotion with just one eye
+Crazy Potato Eat your heart out David Cage.....
+Pink Lemonade (Sawne) but you can only see one of his eyes.
+Krieg The Psycho "I'M GOING TO PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL!!!!!"
BL3 can't even do that with a whole cast of characters.
If they made a TV series about this guy, I would watch the hell out of it.
I'll do everything to watch that show 030
10/10 would join on mr bones wild ride
Same
Not quite the same but The Maxx might sate some of that intrigue.
Same here
Why do I always turn into Krieg when I see someone I want to date? "Tell her she's as beautiful as a thousand sunsets" "IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!!'
Well, kinda like me: "i have the shiniest meat bicycle"
Lol you're not the only one, though from a different circumstance, I say it in public whenever im riding with my friends car I scream out the window "IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!" XD
I still do that to this day and so does my friends.
Dude I just sent a link to this video to my crush and said this is me trying to flirt with you lol
"I'M GONNA PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL!" has got to be the most badass threat i've heard in a long while
He has such a way with words 💜
he has a lot of ingame responses to use it like that)
+Liverepus Genicide It was so badass it made the rat just fall over dead from fear.
+Danny Caracciolo No he died from the pain that was put into his soul.
Danny Caracciolo *spear of justice*
I don't know why, but as soon as Krieg shouts "Turn around pretty lady!" I get chills up my spine!
I agree with you. I think it's because I love maya and Krieg is just badass
maybe because we now know krieg can act/talk "normal" under certain circumstances
He really has to try, but it's there. He has the potential to regain control. And that's why I love that line so much.
In one of his revival perks (forgot name, mania tree) he SAYS IN A NORMAL VOICE: You don’t deserve this, I do.
I like to think of it more as the sense of negotiation between the two minds
Tell her to look back now!/I don't have to listen to you!!!
No listen to me/NEVER!!!!
if you don't listen to me, she's gonna die and it's gonna be your fault!/[struggles and Realizes that the threats aren't about him]Turn around pretty lady!!!
I love to think that the psycho half admitted "Fine, you're right" as he also cared for Maya, like a two halfs of the same whole kinda deal. And when he said that line it was like a "For the first time in years we spoke to each other" kinda thing.
Never have more eloquent, more touching words been spoken than "I'M THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN."
Best pickup line ever. Period.
DrBoxable I'm pretty sure the best pickup line is
"I POWDERED MY COCKATIEL FOR THE RIBCAGE SLAUGHTER!"
pikachulover88 BEST PICK UP LINE. . .EVA
***** [laughter] MEEEEEAAAAAAAT!!!
"Why aren't my fingers in someone's eye sockets right now?"
It's funny at how the start you think the narrator is the guy with the gun, not Krieg. X3
I played the game with Krieg before watching this video lol, but yeah pretty easy to make this mistake...
Ryo White yeah, I thought so too the first time i saw it.
Thats part of the point,
The camera angles are supposed to set you up to think that hes the guy narrating
even talkin in the past tense about the scene (the monologue is in the past tense at that point... "I didnt even know the man"
The angle then cuts to the hanging feet of a dead man.. implying that rifle dude... killed the dude hanging ....
then it cuts to kreig sitting on the rock .... the inner voice stating he wants to tell the guy to run..... and meat bicycle being what he screams
after that point he(Kriegs inner voice) narrates in the present tense for the rest of the trailer (as this inner memory of killing the rifleman is occuring while hes walking on the train tracks)
its very very well done IMO
Ok, so he can deck you in 3 seconds flat, he has incredible throw accuracy & they wanna give him a GUN?! Yeah, I'm taking the next shuttle off Pandora A.S.A.P.
SAME
"Uh oh, math. Hope we don't pop a blood vessel"
love that part
"YoUR fAmILY IS NEeExT!"
"NObOdy kILLs ME but ME!!!"
Just Justin l
Dr. Sancheese IM A MEAT BICYCLE
Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
My Love for You
Is a Meat Bicycle For Two
+Cole Cox That was the most beautiful thing I have ever heard... I am swimming in a pool of tiny psycho tears right now :')
+Wolfielagg Um...I don't wanna be the one to burst your bubble, buuut thats blood. And Intestines. Also smells like poop. Sorry mate.
***** Even BETTER! Haahahaa!
+Cole Cox omg im going to stell that from you not real just going to put on the back of something for my hubby
good one hehe
I wish that there was more interaction between the playable characters
I knowwwwww fucmkkkmmmm
MeldThe Steel Just wait for BL3. Maybe the BL2 protagonists are gonna end up like the BL1 protagonists. Like leading another rebellion, or a cult.
Jamie Diamond its not confirmed there might even be a borderlands 3 :/
rocks473561 It's not confirmed yet, but its series that sells well, has a dedicated fan base and had the last chronological game end off with a huge sequel hook. I have a feeling that they're gonna make BL3 sometime in the future.
+Jamie Diamond it's actually confirmed mate, they said there putting all there efforts into borderlands 3 after battle born released in May
"I POWDERED MY COCKATIEL FOR THE RIBCAGE SLAUGHTER"
Eh??.....Close enough
Krieg is by far my most favourite character in borderlands, I like how he's unpredictable and dangerous but at the same time he has this more sophisticated and calculating side to him. It's a shame that this 'Inner Krieg' didn't appear in the game, it would have been funny to see him commenting on things that Krieg shouts whilst in an intense gun fight.
+TheKillerham5ter Yeah, every once in a while he'll say something like, "huh... that was pretty awesome."
Oh cool i didn't realise
+TheKillerham5ter sometimes when you go rampage you hear "NO! DON'T DO IT!" or you can hear "crazy Krieg" say "I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN!"
Sometimes, when you Redeem someones soul, the Inner Krieg says "You don't deserve this, I do" which is god damn cool for me :E
It does sometimes, mostly when you join a game (I hear it quite often where that "inner Krieg" goes "Remember, if you hurt anybody innocent I will just end you.") but it can happen whenever you hit yourself with Confusion or activate the ability (without the bonus effects of his Badass variant)
best love story ever.
Still better than Twilight ;D
my shit landing in a toilet is a better love story than twilight
Your comment "my shit landing in a toilet is a better love story than twilight" made me lol.
:D
*****
YES MA'AM.
i really want krieg to be regain his sanity in BL3
but, but, nut that would take out all he fun with playing as krieg...
Joe luetkehans If they do what they did in BL2, it would work. A whole new group of vault hunters, and they stumble upon Krieg during a mission. Only he's a classy gentleman now, who occasionally lets psycho statements slip out every once in a while. I'd support that.
***** The presequel is, but not 3
thetbonemc That would be actually pretty awesome. I wouldn't say a "gentleman" (taking "gentleman" as sir hammerlock, for instance), but "normal" with the few psycho statements here and there, it'd be nice indeed.
thetbonemc i think thats the best idea in the world
Krieg, Pyro, and Trevor Phillips, all the best psychos in gaming.
can't forget the Big Brains in Fallout New Vegas
Psycho Mantis from Metal Gear Solid
Тетя Марфа
hes mad, not psycho. ;)
Pauline Laing NOT THE ARM, NOT THE SPINE, FACE!!! FACESHOT, IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HHHHHNG! YOU PULL THE TRIGGER, BRAINS EVERYWHERE, BOOM, SPLAT, YAY!!!
Yeah, that guy was pretty much a psycho, at least he didn't harm anybody, Krieg wants to swallow throats here, after all.
What about Kefka?
Favorite characters from the Borderlands series:
1.) Tiny Tina
2.) Krieg
3.) Zer0
4.) Claptrap
Tiny Tina has also earned her place as #1 on my list. If you can live off only crumpets for nearly 10 years you're officially badass
My top 5 Borderlands characters are:
1.) Tiny Tina
2.) Krieg
3.) Mister Torgue
4.) Zer0
5.) Claptrap
if people think that Krieg is Tina's old man....then who do think could be Tina's mom? future Borderlands 3 character?
23gameoverlord
Both Tina's parents are confirmed dead.
What about Gaige? I like her too.
He is probably the only truly threatening psyco in the game
Super badass mutant psychos. Krieg can become one, but they'll kick your ass first time you meet one.
I hear that, I fucking hated the find the fire hawk missions because of them. Now I literally let them get me to 30% so it can be a "fair" fight
Nate Johnson First time I played, I ran into the first one. That took a lot of my ammo but I killed it. Then the second one spawned.
115madmax or died of fear
115madmax I'm pretty sure that bandit died, actually
I like how his inner thoughts match his facial expressions. Its just the psycho murderer that controls his words and actions.
Anyone else think Krieg looks pretty goddamn good
dominic garcia He IS pretty cut for a crazy homeless guy :)
dominic garcia As a psycho, yes
dominic garcia alot of trenbolone and no carbs..lol !
+tyler radikov If you were trying to talk like zero it was supposed to be said in haiku.
***** No, Haiku.
this needs to be a movie
the thing i love about krieg is that he dosn't need to physicaly hurt someone to kill them just scream "I'M GONING TO PUT MY PAIN INTO YOUR SOUL" Now that was funny
I think he just scared him senseless
Agreed, didn't killed him...
Matheus Diefenthaeler Could've given him a heart attack. :P
Christopherprime 22 lol yeah, maybe xD
Diamond Golem look
I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!
+Erza “Titania” Scarlet best quote I've heard in gaming, ever!
It's in the game?
Erza Scarlet well he does mention something about a meat bicycle, if I remember correctly. But even tho THIS quote is only in the trailer, it's still an awesome quote in gaming!
Ok then.
yeah one of his many quotes
This is the best love story i´ve ever seen.
***** And Meat Bycycles. Don´t forget the Meat Bycycles.
You should consult a docter if you receive the following: joy puke face lasers and inabblity to frown
Parker Barry uh.....what?
Bucketninja That moment when you want to make first step but your overwhelming insane personality wants to BE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN! #justkrieg'sthings
does maya have 400x anarchy because how else do you miss at that range?
Slow arse plasma bolts and Krieg was taking cover...
Was the anarchy skill for the siren too?
TheLegendOfJoey It's for Gaige the Mechromancer.
Wow, this joke is really going over peoples heads...
Derek Luckas Yes it is...
Whatever you guys do, do not scream the word "Poop" on the top of your lungs.
***** LOL! XD
PPPPPPOoOOOOoOooOOOoOOppp!!!!!!
Oh great now the "Rats" are arriving, turn around siren, Turn around or you're Dead Tell her to look Back!!, NOW!!!
+57kirbyTV no listion to me!
Shad0wReaper1 SALT THE WOUND!!!
Still better love story than Twilight
Everyone here is commenting how good a love story that is or how krieg is a awesome character, which he is. I'm just sitting here like "THAT DUDE HAS A SHREDDIFIER!!"
How do you know, could just be a Spinigun
+Soul Omen ...... I bet you're tons of fun at parties
+LEROY JENKINS Leeroy*
Meme in good spirits.
+LEROY JENKINS my friend spammed shreddifier in a game once and it lagged so hard it kicked both of us out of the match.
+LEROY JENKINS Nope, the Shreddifier has a unique skin and that's not it. Actually, don't think any Spinigun has that colour scheme but it IS a Vladof Spinigun, that much I know and it's not the Shreddifier or Lead Storm.
how did the guy at the beginning not see the giant 8 foot pycho sitting on the rocks RIGHT NEXT TO HIM. Worst. Guard. Ever
Have you seen the helmet he's wearing
the one that cuts of any sense of peripheral vision and covers his face almost entirely?
TheAmericanGamer Yeah, that one.
*replies to a 3-month-old comment...leedleleedleleedle*
@@djephery 3 months? That's chump change, try 5 years.
I don't always have the shiniest meat bicycle, but when I do it is when I am the conductor of the poop train.
Does it mean Kriegs mind and his body acts like 2 total different persons?
He's got two personalities inside his head. The psycho one controls the body, the normal one just tries to limit the psycho one to only kill the "deserving".
his logs have the crazy side and once and awhile the sane side will give its thoughts that is not about poop or even murder
very interesting guys
thanks for the info :D
ZettaX Zycho Well, yeah kind of. I just assumed that he was so psycho, he couldn't really control what he says. I thought it was pretty funny, because his conscious during this film was actually quite logical. It just made me laugh as Krieg did exactly the opposite of what his mind told him to. xD
Psychoangel Krieg is suffering from Dissociative Identity Disorder due to Hyperion experimenting on him. Insane!Krieg is in control of the body most of the time, but Sane!Krieg will commit suicide (taking Insane!Krieg with him) if he ever harms an innocent person.
Freaking FEELS. EVERY TIME. SO MANY FEELS.
I AM CURRENTLY NOT PREPARED FOR THE FEELINGS I AM FEELING!
*SUCH SWEET MEMORIES! BLOODY, SALTED MEAT, FILLED WITH SOUR CREAM AND SCREAMING LOVELY SONGS OF BURNING BULLET BICYCLES AND NIPPLE SALADS!*
_Yep. Good times. Good times..._
nice pun with the "psychopack"
Please tell me I wasn't the only person who thought that it wasn't Krieg speaking at the start...
+Zachhh Yeah, me too. I thought it was the guy he assassinated at the beginning.
No i thought it was some random guy
yeeaaahhh it took me a minute too
Zachhh ur not the only one.
Yeah I had the same reaction becuse it dosent sound like krieg is the one talking even though I was playing krieg while watching the video for the first time
the best character hands down i prey hes in borderlands 3 and they let us know if he really is tina's father or not
The way that Krieg wears his pants is just..Freakin manly xDD
If I ever find myself in an Apocalyptic world like the Road Warrior. I hope to end up like Krieg. A civilized man on the inside, but a monster to all of my enemies.
Dude... I didn’t know you were into this franchise, UnderDawg. Krieg is my favorite fictional character of all time, and since you’re basically an MK expert, I’d like to know: Do you think it would be awesome if he somehow made it into MK11? (And I know this post is super old, I’m just responding because no one else did).
This is actually kinda of touching
I Am The Condutor Of The Poop Train Fear Kreig!!! XD
Now we know who to blame for stinking up Parrish, Alabama...
100th thumbs up and souls for the poop train!
The most interesting part about Krieg is he can kill anyone but innocents. The little voice in his head tells him on multiple occasions that he can kill as many bandits as he wants, but if he harms an innocent person, the voice will take control and force him to slit his own throat.
+Henry Helwig // it will be funny that if u play as kreig in bl2 the voice will tell ya somethings :P
+Sans The Skeleton it does, sometimes he tries to stop krieg from rampaging or comments on stuff happening.
"that was kinda awful, but mostly awesome" best inner voice line
The first time I used Buzz Axe Rampage at level 5 the inner voice screamed "NO! DON'T DO IT!" and it was one of the awesomest moment in my gameplay.
Marco Zaupa First time i used it, I heard " Remember what they did to you. Remember what they did to her."
IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!!!
no i am *pushes you off the train*
Foxy! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *dies*
RED Scout :3 c:
kyle moughler well i'm a potato c; I'm awesome i WIN
NIPPLE SALADS
Krieg is the vault hunter i fell the most sympathy he got seperated from his daughter and hes not even able to talk without screaming about poop trains and meat bycicls.
what about athena? she was forced to kill her. own sister, was nearly killed by old friends who now also desided to execute her for just trying to cut ends meat
Frank West that's cuz I never knew her story
TF2 mania
then play the pre-seq it's not that bad and they fixed the bossrespans belive me it's good
Frank West nah kriegs story is still the best its like no one really knows what happened to krieg except krieg and I guess gear box. You get parts of it in his pshyco ramblings but thats it.
Gearbox has confirmed that Tiny Tina's parents are dead.
I remember the first time I ran over someone as Krieg and he yelled, "Them Duke boys are in a peck of trouble!" I almost fell out of my seat.
It's interesting that even though the guy can't control his actions or what he will say outloud, he has still a little influence as can be seen on his face at 2:12 and 4:03 when Krieg reacts to the things the voice in his head says.
Also sometimes during an idle dialogue the voice will remind that if he hurts the innocent,he's gonna make Krieg kill himself and Krieg gets super pissed and starts screaming "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!"
+Brandon Lorenzo i think that's why he has bandages on both his forearms: selfharm due to the mad trying to hurt the sane -> Silence the Voices skill
Marco Zaupa That's probably right
I really love the fact that he has a comb in his back pocket.
Best mental defective in the history of everything.
Lenny
blakeout Oh god the feels :( he just wanted to pet the cute puppy...
Hodor!
i don't know, Joker could possibly top Kreig in being the best mental defective.
Fuhki Shoga Best mentally defective good guy in the history of everything.*
without a doubt my favorite character
Ryan Wirth Got that right!
Up top! ✋
Still a better love story than Twilight
never get's old man, never
I seriously have 83 likes on this. Wow. I deserve 83 cookies
Vegeta Prince of all Sayains
The Prince of All Sayains do not need cookies you need to become SSJ 3 Vegeta.
Vegeta Prince of all Sayains
Everything's a better love story than twilight :l
*****
Aren't does crumpets ? I played Borderlands 2 and in that mission to get Tiny Tina some crumpets or something like that.
'I'm gonna put my pain into your soul!'
Classic.
It's even better when you remember his voice actor also voices Beerus from Dragon Ball Super.
Lenoh does he? Wow, I actually didn’t know that. Cool.
Damn. This spoke to me on a personal level...
1 Kreig
2 Zero
3 Maya
4 Axton
5 Salvador
6 Gaige
All my Favorites
I value your opinion on my little list here.
Thank you sir
You are welcome.
wrong
Well you should not say something is wrong when it is an opinion, but okay.
Man... with this kind of witty narrative dialogue, I think Krieg the Psycho can give Deadpool a run for his money!
I may not have played Borderlands 2 before (or one of that matter), but I hope we get to see more of Krieg in the future, especially some more story content out of him.
I just wish you got to hear inner Krieg while you were playing as him. Don't get me wrong his quadro-voiced insanity is hilarious and his trash talk is second to none but I'd really love some of that resigned, gravely cynicism to go with it.
dan240393 you can hear his inner voice as you're playing him. it's hard to hear him sometimes over all the noise going on, but yeah.
a buddy picked my up from down state and his inner voice says "say thank you" and kreig says "nipple salads!" followed by "close enough.."
there's other things upon activating his skill.
lJwSl I can't say I've ever noticed. I've never heard him say "nipple salads" either; a tad odd considering that I played him to level 18.
dan240393 Can confirm the nipple salads, was playing with the BF and he heard Krieg repeat it several times lol. Though the random stuff he says comes out different to people.
Deadpool in pandora.
Deadpool isn't as crazy
Grievousish
U sure?
Brandon Tjon-a-Soi Yeah, Deadpool's crazy, but he can still think and speak logically.
Yh he is a bit like krieg he thinks logical but just like krieg he only can say really stupid things.
Brandon Tjon-a-Soi well turn around pritty lady was a start but then again he forced him self to say that
"IM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!!!!"
I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE!!!!
I like happy endings. Especially ones where many die.
Psychos...
Need to get this DLC soon.
There are no small parts
Krieg: PUT ME IN YOUR OVEN!!!!
I wish he had more of a backstory through echo recordings
They should make more short films. This is awesome!
Hey, you and I have the exact same avatar pic.
Does anybody else believe in the theory that Krieg had something to do with Tiny Tina's back-story? (Possibly part of that one eridium testing that went on?)
Maybe, in a sense.
go fuck yourself
***** Baseless? There are many different evidences that are used in the theory, and we know that doesn't make it true; but at the same time it is plausible
Bronymuse MLP
No, its baseless. The "evidences" that are used in the videos that I have seen are BS and far fetched. I am sorry that your pet conspiracy theory is bs but that is how it works. Also once again you need to do some research in it and then you will quickly find that the developers already have said no to this theory. And said that krieg is not Tiny Tina. And then we have this.
Originally Posted by Anthony Burch
"That is, until you find out why Tina is torturing Fleshstick: he sold Tina’s parents out to Hyperion, and she had to watch them get tortured to death in front of her (which subsequently shattered her mind and turned her into the person she is now)".
That is what Anthony said about the whole thing. He also made a twitter post later but to lazy to look that up. So case closed its BS.
***** Okay, for one none of your quoting made sense with your post so please explain what your were getting at if you could; and also explain how any of the evidence is "farfetched" also.
they should do a borderlands animated series with plenty of action and plenty of funny scenes like this
I support a Psycho and Siren relationship.
@3:10
"I'm gonna put my pain into your soul !"
_dude keels over dead_
"hrmph"
:D
He's.... adorable!
I want Gearbox to make a film about the storyline from Borderlands, I'd pay to see that!
Best character in the game to me.
HEY GEARBOX!
I CAN WRITE FANFICTIONS TOO!!
Write one about twilight
Twilight Sparkle? Sure!
Twilight? Hell no.
That was a joke. -EDI
I HAVE THE SHINIEST MEAT BICYCLE
EXPLOOOSSSIIIIONS OF LIIIFFFEEE!!!!
THERES NO FENCE ON THIS FENCE
GRRRIIIND THE CARTILAAGE
KILL THE LITTLE MAN(hits self with buzzaxe)--dude, what are you doing
YEALAHDGLKAIUYDFGAHDGVA(hits self with buzzaxe)--i deserve this..
Krieg is the best character.
Hell yeah he is.
Ramseas119
Lol
THANK YOU FOR RIDING THE PSYCHO EXPRESS TOOT TOOT! ALL ABOARD! I'LL BE COLLECTING YOUR TICKETS; WE HAVE BEVERAGES IN THE DINING CAR!!!
There's more character evolution in this 4 minutes trailer than in 60+ hours of Anthem
Remember the time when maliwan smgs dont have to be charged
I freaking love Krieg! He was the first character I completed Ultimate Vault Hunter Mode at level 61 with and he's so bloody fun! I probably enjoy the amount of blood too much :)
is that even possible ;)?
Giulian Pirgl Yeah, I like Salvador and Zer0 but Krieg is no doubt my favourite!
NIPPLE TRICYCLES, errr FEATHERED AXE MERMAIDS, err no MEAT CHICKENS PECKING DAISY PETALS FROM MY TOENAILS... err no not that either...
The Krieg story is soo sad
This was 10 years ago ! 10 years ! 😮
I POWERED MY COCKETIEL FOR THE RIBCAGE SLAUGHTER- *Sniffles. The most romantic qoute I have ever heard.
...they really need to make a whole story line behind this guy its own DLC on who he was it would be amazing like if it was u just going back through ur head going through all the memeries he had trying to figure out who he was
That would be great but we alrdy have many fan theories. One is that Krieg could be Tiny Tina's father. We presume this because sometimes when you kill a hyperion solider as him his inside voice says "Yes. Make them pay for what they did to her!" and randomly his inside voice would say "Is she alive? Did she get away?". It is obvious that Krieg was undergoing the Eridium experiments and thats what made him who he is today.
yes i understand this But you cant really pin that on Him. just from a few voice clips it could be allmost any male. also God only knows who he could be talking about. so thats y i wish they would.
are their more shortfilms? with krieg? id love to see a series!
"Come here my sweet meats, your lord of justice and genocide has something to say. Gone is the age of the tentacle and the days of the Gods and mercy, are far away. We are the fighters of the middle! The second act in a three part meat play! And I will win, best supporting actor!" Fucking love Krieg.
Can we please have a series with this character, it would be awesome!
love the very subtle body language on Krieg
cant tell if it's the voice in the head peeking through
or if the body is more aware than he lets on.
Me: "Man Krieg is such a great character! I hope to see more of him with Maya in Bl3!"
Meanwhile Bl3: "wHAtChU GoT GaTe!? YoU gOt NotHinG!"
who thought at first the red guy would be talking ?
I knew that was Krieg because I played as him, but I'm pretty sure would make the same mistake if I hasn't played the game before xD
me
Thor Ase It was intetional
i've felt more emotion in krieg's one eye than any of the new lion king cinematic trailers lmfaoooo
Is it that this same thing happens with me but i don't yell about the poop train
Heard him, kids? Mental diseases are cool.
Hmm... you look familiar...
that picture..........looks like something I have seen before........can't quite tell though.......bah forget it!
Its GLaDOS from Portal.
The physco is the best
Sane Krieg voice: Do not scream poop of the top of your longs.
Psycho Krieg: I A AM THE CONDUCTOR OF THE POOP TRAIN!
Me: Damnit Krieg (Facepalms).
This guy is DEFINITELY Tina's dad!
Masterofpuppets If I remember there is a mission about her Parents aaaaaand they died by a guy who was invited by Tina for a tea party...
I hope you know what happened next .....
You never know if they died or not. That certain tea party guest turned them into hyperion for slag experimentation. The echo you find about that is the recording of her parents screaming at tina to run while they were getting experimented on.
gearbox said that kreig isn't her dad
aw
Masterofpuppets He's her brother
the guy from yoteslaya's intro :(
out of all the character story's I like krieg the most. He has no control over what he says but still has some control over his actions. Would love to see a video of him getting help from doctor zid (yeah not sure if that's a good thing)
Krieg looks like Max Payne. A Borderlands version of Max Payne. AWESOME.
PSYCHO = best character in all of borderlands! best skill trees and funnest play. i highly recommend buying his character!
i find him VERY weak early game
the shield penalty should be on the later skills and bloodlust needs a bit more...pizzaz
Krieg is just the best ahaha. Ugh, makes me wanna play Borderlands 2 again.
Amen to that.
Same here but I have a vita and will be playing it on the vita hopefully this dlc will be on it.
Ruby Blue it will have the dlc on the vita :)
Lanore Jay Unfortunately the vita version is the worst. Bad graphics, No rag dolls, No decals lots of missing things. Shame Vita has epic games Uncharted golden abyss looks amazing and it came out at launch
A Mercenary
A Hot Chick
A Spaniard
A Number
A 16 year old genius
And a Psychopath
What could possibly go wrong?
Spaniard? I thought he was Mexican or Truxican?
Emmett Leone-Woods I thought he was Dominican
Right, Right this is the year 2XXX neither Mexico nor Spain exist.
The funny thing is: thats pretty much what happens when all guys try to talk to girls
I never knew a little voice could have so much acidity
The poop train sounds fun As hell
Man...Krieg is not as psychotic as we thought...
If you actually play krieg, you can often hear the second voice (altough very quiet in terms of sound) that talks about the good old Vault Hunter time, and the sane voice actually claims that, if Krieg kills a innocent person, that he will force him to commit suicide and kill them both.
***** innocent person on pandora, right?
Krieg is mad max at the end of his journey.