Hand Simulator SURVIVAL
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- Опубліковано 29 лют 2020
- Hand Simulator goes for broke with putting the power of the entire human body in our hands... Will we surive?
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"THE FROG TURNED INTO A TIGER"
Cocaine is one hell of a drug
Rodrigo Vargas imma just pretend you didn’t say any bad words
Leah Stoy they didn't swear or say any bad words?
Loooool indeed it is
@@LeahLoooovesJesus lmao
cocaine doesn't do that? idk
If wade worked at the zoo
Little girl “look a tiger!”
Wade “that used to be a frog”
Is it bad that I belived him?
@@floraaizawa2264 yes. Very bad. Beach madness consumes u
@@randysparks1271 oh, I'm sorry /^\
@@floraaizawa2264 madness is where the fun begins! Viva la loco!
@@randysparks1271 I love that song!
Bob= the caveman that discovers fire
Mark= the caveman that invents stop drop and roll
Wade= the caveman that finds out you can trip out on frogs
In other words
Bob=Giga genius
Mark=Minor Genius
Wade=Godly mega mind with an iq of 500
@@dasaniwater1618 Yes. Waterman know what say.
Bob: Discovered Fire
Mark: Discovered Food
Wade: Discovered Poison
XD
@@stalelemonproduction Wade: discovered drugs.
Bob and wade trying to feed dead mark feels like a sleep paralysis dream.
How tf does this have no replies
@@amazingjames1979 and now it has 2
3 now
@@amazingjames1979 Look what at you did, now there's 4 replies
@@amazingjames1979 believe it or not, the amount of replies on this comment is now at the numerical digit of 5
1. You don’t have to sharpen the bamboo to use it
2. Use the rock as a “hammer” no nails needed
3. Beat the corpses of dead animals before you put them on the fire to get extra materials
4. Try to get off the ground at night so the animals drawn to your fire can’t get you!
5. Don’t assume the physics makes any sense!
6. Try things that don’t seem like they would work!
7. HAVE LOTS MORE FUN!
"4. Try to get off the ground at night so the animals drawn to your fire can't get you!" WHAT IS THIS LOGIC???
I mean, you can't expect anything to make sense in this game, tbh
Everyone like so they can see
yeah but if you put your shelter in the trees how are you going to get fire you will die from your temperature going down
i can guarantee they will not play this again
@@laurieriley6199 Heat rises, or it does normally, so if they create a fire close enough, then they should be able to survive!
"The frog turned into a tiger and then there was a snake; it's not really my fault if you think about it"
~Wade 2020
Just the fact that those words were spoken is amazing
Like it or not, he spittin facts rn
Well... Wade isn't wrong...
The whole mood of 2020
But they s was made a year ago
this is exactly how raft turned out, bob being the chef, mark being the resource person / crafter, and wade not doing anything
Not true; he found a shape-shifting frog. And he saved Mark with a coconut and thus caused Mark to owe him a life debt. 😆
@@CloudsGirl7 true! he is a life saver!
@@angelwithashotofvodka3005 He's a real hero honestly, can't believe Mark refuses to appreciate him
I'm the Wade of my friend group when it comes to survival games
no wade found drugs
POV when mark dies: you’re a phone surrounded by toddlers
Very accurate, just touching it, and probably breaking it
“You got any games on your phone?”
I’m deeply concerned if that’s what you think toddlers look like
I have learned two things today.
A: Scorpions are no joke
B: Also don't breath water
Dragoon Johnson i learned something from you today!
Its not spelled Breathe, its spelled Breath
@@user-cq1xw9kg5l lol
Lmao
박현숙 bad breath not bad breathe so he’s correct it’s don’t breathe water
Also that frogs turn into tigers
"Is this tiger dangerous?"
Best. Line. Ever.
Images that precede disaster
My guess is that it’s safe
I use big brain
@@scy8737 "Top Ten pictures taken before disaster"
No, never. Of course not.
True xD
"How does it feel to be in my debt?"
I swear Wade is so hilarious when he needs to be
37:36
lol honestly
and that laugh dude xD
20:09 The sound that Bob made I'm pretty sure is the same startled screech ancient cavemen made when they, too, first discovered fire.
Although, I feel like the first *_first_* cavemen to discover fire, probably collected it from lightning strikes and forest fires.
Got me dead😂
Bob: “I’m gonna try a bigger pile of logs.”
Mark: “I’m gonna try a bigger pile of STicKs!”
Bob: “I’m gonna try a bigger pile of your mOM!”
Mark: *_(caveman noises)_*
Bro, why u lackin? What time
Nathan 18:25 , I had to go look for it
Wade: got eem
*CAVEMAN MARK*
Just SomePerson definitely the start of Caveman Mark
wade and bob: *freezing to death struggling to make a fire*
mark: COFFEE DONUT
lol
How
yup, pretty much
How Tigers Are IN An Island
"did you guys go left or right from the frog?" and "took a wrong turn at the frog" makes me LOSE my ENTIRE MIND every single time, goddamn
Wade's persistent quest to prove that there *is* a frog gives me my daily dose of will to live.
Bob: How do I get back to body control?
Me eating ice cream at 2 am every night: *I'd like to know as well*
Different time zone? Rn for us its 11:15 am
Pecan- I would like to know as well
Same this is very important
@@justyourtypicalhamster5046 whatever lmao. I just realised I'm fucking STARVING
Lmao time zones are fukkin up the jokes
Mark: *gathers enough supplies to let everyone theoretically survive the night*
Wade: *breaks one coconut, that mark brought to camp*
Wade: "You owe me your life now."
funny
Funny
Timestamp
ak Cardwell pmatsemit
Funny
“Did you just take my log?”
“Yea.”
Idk why but that was just really funny to me
20:38; The beginning of Wade’s insanity
Wades insanity began long ago
ur an angel
Bob’s last words before he was killed:
“Is this tiger dangerous?”
Mark’s last words before he died:
“Is this gonna hurt me?”
Wade’s last words before he dies:
“Where’s the frog?!?”
lol
love that part
Wade's last words "WHERES THE FROG"
LMAO HA
❤️❤️❤️
I would pay money to see Wade's perspective.
He has a channel XD
@@Vomi-21 And this vids not there.
@@willdavis3802 :(
@@willdavis3802 check his live streams on twitch. He streams at the same time when he plays with mark and bob,you can check out bob's on facebook
Lol same
*Door opens*
*Amy and Henry arrive*
Amy: "Coffee donut?"
Mark: "I just got a coffee donut delivery!!!"
*Chica arrives*
Amy: "Coffee donut = )"
That was adorable
I agree so wholesome
@@kadeyntrahan8618 Wholesome and adorable, just the way that Amy, Henry, and Chica care for Mark
20:09 That scream is comic. Absolutely fantastic.
Final last words
"is this tiger dangerous?"
"will this scorpion hurt me?"
"THE FROG TURNED INTO A TIGER!!"
"..with that spear, I'm gonna try and hunt the tiger"
"uh oh, guys, I found a bee hive"
"what's the aggro range on the tiger? I'm about to find out."
"OOH, there's a scorpion! I'm gonna try and kill it."
"Guys! I'm not crazy! I swear!"
"they're friendly if you don't let 'em eat you"
"Oh, it disappeared, WHaT!?"
"AAAAAAA!!! IT'S RAINING SNAKES!!"
"I'm gonna try to kill this snake"
You forgot, "what's that buzzing sound?" 😂
So funny
"imma investigate the honking noise"
I laughed so hard when they say “ITS RAINING SNAKES” 😂😂
Also “are you by this tiger?”
“The frog turned into a tiger and then there was a snake.”
then they fused into a strange, terrible, and mighty Chimera. Defeat the Chimera before the boat arrives.
*_and then he woke up._*
*I N T E R E S T I N G*
and then it started raining firey snakes
No God, the ancient Egyptians are dead already. Stop it. No. The frogs belong on the ground. No it’s not supposed to be a tiger. God damn it God!
Game: *Unga bunga noises*
The three of em together: Unga bunga *together*
Why did 80 people like this comment it wasn’t even funni 😭
Mark: The gatherer
Bob: The fire starter
Wade: the one on cocaine saying a frog became a tiger
The way Mark reacts to Amy giving him a coffee donut is so adorable
Wait coffee flavored donut?
soulbishop96 a coffee and a donut they just called it coffee donut
@@jenneric03 dame and I was so excited
Ikr!!
I would love my boyfriend if he brought me donuts!!!
@@jenneric03 no im pretty sure they meant coffee donut as in a donut flavored like coffee considering he only handed him a bag and no cup
The look of utter joy and appreciation on Mark's face when Amy brings him snacks is just so wholesome it makes my day...
Yes
Time?
@@grim-mu2du 15:56
Amy is actually amazing tho
I would be overflowing with joy if someone brought me Donut's
Mark: Don't you DARE chop my limbs off and eat them.
Me, watching the forest: Haha... ha?
Me who has that as my next video:OH NO.
I love when Amy interrupts Mark in his videos just to make him happy.
Bob: “You can’t reference a frog like we know what that is.”
Wade: “Well there’s a frog and I reference.”
SnorseBurger he should have referenced it in his Bobliography
me when writing assigments
Wade, later: “I took a wrong turn at the frog”
Woah RITA goes one step further then Rita
Sounds like a bit Teamfourstar would use
FAVORITE PART:
amy: "Coffee donut?"
mark: "coFFEe DOnut?!"
amy: "coffee donut :)"
15:55
chica was holding something
plot twist
its poisonous
PathfinderGames
She had her toy lol
Edit: Henry came in as well -w-
Amy is just the best :,)
i love how in most games mark plays, things always just fly away when he goes to grab it
Okay but mark and Amy’s relationship is so cute and healthy
" *whatever you do , don't breathe water.* "
Instructions unclear. Accidentally became a merman.
It will end very badly....
*sucked water up nose 6 times while taking shower*
Who are you to tell me what i can and can't do? I'll go breathe as much water as i want right now, bye!
*Looks up in shower*
Potion of Water breathing III
When Amy gave Mark his coffee and donut, I've never seen or heard Mark so wholesome
When was that
They're such a cute couple.
Wholesome 100
marble and lemon 16:00
Also! He has a hickey! :3
Wade: *Does smeagol impression*
Mark: You ruined it.
Me: I think smeagol crawls like that Mark, you're just jealous.
Mark is just bitter that he can't do the voice
I love how wades walk up to mark looks like he’s a baby carrying things lmao 32:35
15:53
*Mark* : yes?
*Amy* : Coffee donut =)
Wholesome af❤️
That made my whole night seeing that
Thank u for the time stamp so I could go back and watch it again
Taylor Britt you're welcome😁
Chica came in behind Amy with a toy in her mouth! I just noticed that. Chica is so cute!
KD XD 10 it's the most cutest thing ever
"The frog turned into a tiger and then there was a snake"
Snake? SNAAAAAKE
I really wanna see what Wade saw like what the frick 😂
I'll have whatever he's having
@@angielandrum4417 he ate whatever philosophers eat
I love how they're like "These animals that are clearly dangerous and could kill me , are they dangerous?" It's the best 😂
I love that marks reaction to Amy giving him stuff to eat is always “This is the best thing to ever happen to me!!”
I love Henry running in tail wagging and chica showing mark her toy
“Is this tiger dangerous?”
*Couple seconds later*
*Screaming*
Best line ever
Wade: "The frog turned into a tiger!!"
Them: lol, he's crazy
*30 minutes later*
*Snakes and scorpions emerge from burnt frog "meat"*
DoodleDan mint👌🏽
Wade was right. Wade was a saint. Mark owes him a life debt.
Deadly animals just merge from frogs. Island crazy is a real thing.
Who hast summoned the almighty one!
Why is Wade always the one to find odd things first. It's just like those green snails all over again
The tiger turned the frogs gay!
We need more Wade appreciation. Wade is wholesome and needs to be protected.
4:55
"'Is this a scorpion? Is this going to hurt me?'
'No, why would it?'
'AAAA! I DIEEEEED!'
'Oh, it can! Thanks man.'"
"Just make sure he never forgets"
Mark: *Sweats nervously*
that he never forgets what? His *life debt to WADE?*
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Not gonna like bc 420
When Mark said “don’t send Wade. please send anyone but Wade” all I could think of was Michael Scott saying “please don’t send Dwight”
idk i might just be no fun or too serious but how can anyone stand wade
@@illwillsquared how can anyone NOT like Wade
Me too
@@illwillsquared Wade, while not the most competent of gamers, isn't an absolute tool, so people like him
Lol I thought of the same thing
*Imagining Mark, Wade and Bob's caveman ancestors making the same exact sounds while hitting coconuts, running from tigers, punching trees and of course, seeing if scorpions are dangerous.*
lolz
I love how Mark and Bob are just trying to survive meanwhile Wade is wandering the island and is shouting random things like "Beehive!" or "Spider attack!" or "The frog turned into a tiger and then a snake appeared!"
Donut coffee?
“I got donut coffee delivery”
That was adorable-
Its coffee donut not donut coffee
qwertyuiopasdfg hjklzxcvbnm
I don’t think the order really matters- but thanks for the correction-
Ikr! so cute!
@@drainedflavor8572 ikr? Like it matters what order you say it.
Amy is the Sweetest ^_^
Mark *SAYS* he's afraid of the ocean...
But what he's *REALLY* afraid of...
I S T H E F E E L I N G O F
B E I N G I N D E B T E D T O
W A D E . . .
No one
Not even a single soul
Notmidzz: *ok*
notMidzz XD
Lol
thought you were gonna say "Wade's taint"
Life debt!
"Hurting me does hurt me"
Ah yes, the floor is made of floor.
30:56, Marks face of just pure disappointment was so funny😂
15:53 Amy enters the room with coffee donuts for Mark. Ahead of her is Henry, and trailing after them is Chica, with a toy in her mouth :-) this warms my heart.
I noticed the doggos too and it just made it all the better.
Never heard of Henry before, is he Amy's dog? Or did Mark get another dog to accompany Chica ??
Malthe Dahl-Spangby Henry is Amy’s dog
@@Ooherenren thanks for clearing that up mate
@@malthedahl-spangby8263 he’s equally as adorable as Chica
‘That scorpion’s no joke and don’t breath water!’
Some human said that, long ago
Don’t forget “I got a rock and a stick, I’m going to try and mush ‘em together” -Bob
Bob: “ I Got A Rock & Stick And ‘Em Together,Eh Eh “ XD
Me: SpEaK eNgIlSh PlEaSe!
*breathe
I want the game to be expanded so mark can make a series on this
Yes
I love how wade starts telling mark he has a debt, when both wade and bob are in debt, because mark did 75% of the work, and the other is bob
Mark slowly turning into a caveman
*starts hitting coconut with stick*
Mark: OoO OoO OoO
This is a Beautiful Comment.
Lol
Hilarious.
3:20 listen to Bob or wade in the background 😂
14:18
"Fire fire fire fire fire fire..."
4:27 "Now I’m no longer delusional from my...”
Rock yeets itself
"Welp, there goes my rock; it never existed in the first place”
- Marky Boi, 20/20 Vision
WORK? _WITH??_ *_YOU!?!?_*
34:38 Setup of my favorite line in the video
5:00
Captions: [Applause]
Here we have Wade, ruining absolutely everything
Mark, being highly inappropriate with his hands
And Bob, just wanting to say hi to Marks UA-cam Channel
Im sorry but...
COmMeNt If Im ThIcC PlEaSe 🥵😜
yup lol
@@lifeisok7726 no
❤️❤️
And Amy being an angel and bringing Mark a coffee doughnut
Bob: Is this tiger dangerous?
*Top ten moments before disaster.*
Top ten tragic anime deaths
Along with Random Encounters quote of "I'm gonna hug a moose"
I’m in your debt for making such a good joke
Over a year later and I still come back to this video to hear Bob's perfect Homer Simpson scream @20:09
15:56, Amy delivering a coffee donut to Mark is SO wholesome
Coffee donut =]
The funniest thing about this video was Wade's constant screaming,
"aHhHHh iTs rAiNiNg sNaKeS!!!"
"AHhhHh iT tUrNeD iNtO A TiGeR !!!"
"AHHH SPIDER ATTACK I'M DYING" Can't forget that one lol
wade this episode:
Goodnight my sweet Prince... *OOF*
THE FROG TURNED INTO A TIGER!!! A SNAKE!!!
I came back with absolutely nothing
Guys I found the beehive!
AAH SPIDER ATTACK! I'M DYING
Mark looked absolutely done when he said "spider attack! I'm dying" i can't stop laughing at that part
@@randybray7558 I agree, eating the un cooked frog was a great idea
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@@henriquemeiralins exorcise me daddy
@Evyfinn I dunno whats going on either
I love how when Amy drops by & gives him stuff mark just gets super excited. He doesn't get upset or frustrated & Amy only pops in just long enough to give him stuff or ask him something, then he's right back to whatever he's doing
I will never get over
Bob: "You go left if you're facing inland."
Mark: facing the sea going left wondering why he cant find his friends
😂😂
Mark: Can I kill you guys?
Wade: Yes
. . .
Mark: *sinister laughing*
That laughing was darkaplier not Mark darkaplier lives
"Knock on door"
Mark:"yess"
Amy"Coffee donut"
Mark:"gasp"
Mark:"COFFEE DOUNUT"
AMY:"coffee donut"
Fav part of vid
I love to DO NUT
@@Kaitri You ruined it.
Yess it was wholesome ~u~
@@DesolateLavender good
@@CartoonNetworkKuwait What?
How does this relate?
21:12
(Frog supposedly turns into tiger moment.)
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Bless Amy.
"Is this a scorpion? Is this gonna hurt me?" -Markiplier 2020
"Don't breathe water." -Markiplier 2020
“Nice taint” - markiplier 2020
"Is this comedy?" -Me 2020
I liked this not because it’s fun but because you’re icon is sexy
@@CagnotteOrque Dude, no.
Why?
betty brochard I don’t like u not because u said that but because you said that while you look 10
Love
that Chica ran into Mark's room with a toy when Amy delivered the coffee donut.
It was adorable
"Dad? Can play toy with's me?"
Haydn CharLs awwwwwwww that was so kawaii
Chica: “Dad dad dad DAAAD, pway with meeee! Dad! Dad! Dad! DADDY! Plaaaaay, i has toy! Am I good? Where’s the food? This toy isn’t food! Dad! Dad, dad, dad, Plaaayyy! Fine...I’m gonna go get mom, u ish no fuuun”
@@shadowfryarwolf just climb into the bin
That was so cute and wholesome when Amy gave Mark a coffee and a donut😍 they are goals
How do you be a goals?
6:35 why does it look like two five year olds that found a turd on the ground and recorded it for their youtube channel
I love how Mark dies and they're both assaulting his corpse
That's one way to describe it
Did they not know there was a cruise ship literally passing by.
No they didn’t.
Wade knew, they just don't believe him because of the "Frog turns into Tiger" or that there was probably no frog when he sought to catch it
38:29
@@sydssolanumsamsys communism is a failure
Bruh they did know, they mentioned it countless times.
12:58 THE STICK IS STARTING TO PIROUETTE.. TRYING TO
"Maybe we need a combination of logs and sticks?"
"You need a combination of.. SHUDDAP."
"Okay... :c"
"OoNgA bOoNgA i FoUnD bIg StIcK" "It BiG"
"Why no women on this island?"
":O The frog turned into a tiger!"
"SSNAKE!"
"OH! I drop as soon as fire."
"The frog won."
"The frog won?"
"OoOooooOoOooOoO" *Mark's boat impression*
Little Tree = Little Sticks
"Careful. It turns in to a tiger."
"Work with yoOoUuU?"
30:15
Oh Nope. That's wrong. You're not.
...
Good Talk
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Marks last words:
“Is this scorpion dangerous?”
I havent experienced that haha ha
He quoted his Cro-Magnon ancestors
Darwinism the game.
"Is this tiger dangerous?"
"Will this scorpion hurt me?"
Only 1 way to find out! *runs towards danger*
This game does something that a lot of games don't. It doesn't give you much information about what you can do so it's just trial and error. So when you eventually do something, you feel more accomplished because you feel like you did it on your own. With other games, it's them telling you what to do and that makes everything very convoluted and not as fulfilling.
I forgot that I was watching this video and two years later I come back to find that it stopped me at 7:50
Amy is such a sweet heart! Y’all saw marks happy face when she brought him a coffee donut 🍩 🥺
Awwwww yeahhh! ^U^ that made me smile! so heartwarming!
The way Amy says "coffee donut," along with Mark's happy sounds made my heart melt. :D
No one mentions chica coming with her, too
I fr almost fucking cried it was amazing
that was so wholesome
15:50 "Bob I'm so cold..." Suddenly: "Coffee donut?"
It's Amy! And dogs! And CoffeeDonut! And Mark is just stammering like a lil puppy.
That honestly was adorable
It's so cute
I have never seen anything cuter
Yes cute but... can puppy's stammer?
A marki-boy happy
13:14 i can just imagine going on an island for a vacation and seeing 3 naked men holding sticks and stones and hitting them to into eachother saying "Fiuh fiuh"
Bob: Is it- Is it more nutrionee- nutritionally.. guh- uhh- per.. beneficial if we roast a coconut?
Wade: I'LL GRAB THE FROG!
Bob: Go left from where we spawned
Mark: *Immediately runs to his right*
Yeah xD
Bob and Mark: arguing about which to use to make fire, logs or sticks
Wade, trying to be the middle ground: "Maybe we need a combination of both sticks and logs."
Mark: "Maybe you need a combination of shut up."
*Sad Wade noises
Alivia pz I read this as it happened lol
20:09 Bob makes fire in a flash XD 🤣🤣🤣
2:45 Is this tiger dangerous? *Game Theory has entered the chat*
"THE FROG TURNED INTO A TIGER"
completely empty islands have naturally occurring cocaine
Cocaine is not a hallucinogenic drug smart one 🤦♂️
@@c_sante_4041 Are you seriously correcting someone's joke?
@@c_sante_4041 *how do you know-*
@@c_sante_4041 r/woooosh
@@c_sante_4041 dude seriously
“Sorry if I died on the log,”
Mark: *Thats good more fire*
33:38 Just seeing the little frog hop in the distance 🤣
Bob: Fire
Mark:Cocunut and Stop drop and roll
Wade: *F R O G*