The Worst Lines I've Ever Written
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- Опубліковано 25 сер 2024
- My new book made it to the final round of the Goodreads Choice Awards and I always feel awkward asking y'all to vote for such things--unless I can make it fun. So in honor of FUN my partner and I made a BAD READS CHOICE AWARDS video in which we unpack the most ridiculous lines I have written over the years. Turns out--there are a lot of them, and we had a blast exploring what compelled me to write things like,"Everyone wants straight As. Give me some gay As to work for."
I hope you enjoy, and if you'd like to vote--THANK YOU SO MUCH--link below. Voting ends tomorrow, Dec 5th. If you voted in the first round, or if you didn't, you are allowed to vote in the final round as well. ❤
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Watching Megan just absolutely suffering through this was amazing. I've always thought that some of the silliness in the word play of your love poems was a positive-- we're all effusive and nonsensical in love.
The first one is literally one of my favorites, Emergency Contact is one of the poems that probably saved my life. Though we’ve only met through my ears listening to your words, your words have helped me in times I wished I wouldn’t be here today, so me now thanks you for giving me then a reason to be here today.
Wait why are all the lines my favorite lines 😂❤
Half of these are just insufferable puns and I'm obsessed
That exact font line is gold!! 😀
This is both the sweetest & funniest thing I have seen in a while ❤️❤️ "actually I'm thinking that this might be the best line that I've ever written"
So humble and all ALL of your work is SO GOOD. voted 🥰🥰
That ending!!!! I love you guys so much. Andrea, you are a very bright light in my very confusing and dark existence. Thank you for sharing yourself. You have woven your light, your energy, into an amazing tapestry that touches so many people.
Omg!! I laughed so hard! Thank you for this. 💕
Loving this! You two are hilarious!
1)The font line is great!! … 2) You all gave me super appreciated laughs with ALL this all today😀😀😀
I LOVE THIS CONTENT. also went into a store called Tender Loving Empire today in Portland, Oregon, and Hey Galaxy + Take Me With You were in there. I almost started crying because I was not expecting to find you there!
Such a good video! Also, the "loose as a cannon" is one of my favorites from the album! I always took it as loving the unpredictability of a person, their nature to not listen to others and trust in themselves, a "loose cannon", if you will. 😁
😆Love. Especially the outro. Lol🥸😄
This is the best thing I have ever seen in my life. I love you both
This was a joy... from the perspective of seeing you laugh and smile while engaging with your lovely partner. Sometimes yes, one can be too contrived, so keeping it simple and to the point is best. Your stuff never fails to wow me, move me, reach right into the core of me. Bless you, Andrea.
Some of these lines are my absolute favs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lol, this is gold. Poor Megan 😂
I'm going to start using these lines 😂 Thanks for the laugh, I love you two!
LOL i actually liked most of these lines! minus maybe the extended chemistry metaphor 💀 but really i think your wordplay in love is so delightful in its loopiness 🥰
Ok you can’t pick apart a Picasso painting questioning wether it’s symmetrical enough 😉 everything you wrote is gold
OMG, ran across this again a year plus later and I'm already laughing that Meg is going to edit. Sheesh, Meg is good, and has no problem saying cut this here when we love the rest. But ouch, been there done that and You are partners. This is killing me laughing. Loose as a cannon may be aged out on Meg. Loose cannon is an old term and Meg may just not be well versed enough in history to understand that. Ok the baby vagina rad line, I remember the poem and the person. It's just awkward, and love you Andrea, but you're awkward at times. And it fits. Please do not stop being awkward. Megan, hugs, loves, and thank you for all the best poems I've ever written coming out of your workshops. And ask your Dad about the term loose cannon.
Goals!!!! Seriously I look at you two and you are my star magazine couple to be in 2023
HAHAHAHAH that was hilarious
This is just bliss, thanks for sharing you both, the sweetest video.
I love the last one!💕
i feel like this is a roast to people's deepest emotions, these line may sound crude or funny but they also mean everything to someone else, just a thought?
Wow!
I appreciated this. Thank you for sharing this slice of your relationship
andrea has the best laugh and best, worst lines.
Meg is hilarious. I feel that your energy together is AWESOME. Both of you are beautiful 💜
Adorable video. I happily voted for you. The book is sitting right next to me, dog eared.
This is my favourite video ever.
This was absolutely hilarious!!!!!
I loved this. It made me happy.
You two always make me smile and smile and smile
You two are pretty 'rad' and yeah I like that you love words ...
I agree with Meg on that. Well on everything she said 😀
I don't know, these are pretty good. :)
Most of these are my favourite lines from my favourite poems. Really surprising to me that you think they're the worst.
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Jingles!
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Gay eh??? Lmfao
LMFAO
But I still don't know how to vote
WHERE THE FCK DO I VOTE A MILLION TIMES
How bout i could say all those lines with you
Good stuff!! Hey!! It’s Mikie! From Utah! And Denver kinda. From poetry slam. From a bajillion years ago! How you doing?