@@Hellbending I could say the same thing. But my brother, there is an ENTIRE community of us with this exact one. You just gotta look in the right places
Well not torturous but can be boring for some. I am currently trying to not watch anything while I eat. It's fun to talk to myself in my head and whatnot.
"Do you know I literally have to imagine Subway Surfers next to your head to make this conversation bearable" has got to be my favorite line from all of the dark dystopian comedy videos I've watched while eating food recently.
i had to eat lunch between classes with no video and it was so depressing. just a guy eating a sandwhich at a table alone. like some sort of medieval hermit
I mean if I was in the wild on my own I would starve too but cause I’d be scared for my life instead of eating. This is if you mean wild as in forests and stuff.
My friend got me into this habit when I visited him a couple states over in 2009. We got some Taco Bell, and he had to turn on some Anime before eating his food. I made fun of him for it, but somehow subconsciously, after that trip, I started doing it myself. Before that trip, I would eat in complete silence. This video represents my past and present self talking to each other, because part of me still doesn't know why I still do it.
I thought I was the only one. This past year, I've noticed that I refrain from eating ANY food until I've found the right video or playlist of videos to watch. I just go hungry. And vice versa... sometimes I refrain from watching a UA-cam video so that I can save it for when it's dinner time. And I've only noticed this happening the past year or two. So I guess it's happening to all of us?
I feel like they're making UA-cam and social media more and more addictive. I did a week with no internet and just UA-cam downloads/podcasts/radio and I was so much more productive and less distracted and obsessed with comments/videos/etc. Today I'm back to the internet again and I've spent so long on UA-cam arggghh. Highly recommend trying a no internet week from time to time though. Even just doing UA-cam through downloads so you can't see the feed/recommended/comments/all the addictive stuff. It really helped me out. I might do it more.
I would also recommend finding a streaming service that has some shows that you like. For me personally I have HBO Max and when I eat at home Ill put on something like Aqua teen hunger force or The boondocks. One episode usually lasts the whole sitting and sometimes I keep watching
I was literally starting breakfast just now and was thinking of watching videos while eating, then this appeared. So needless to say Darcy’s acting as the coincidence was amazing.
The fact that I can't eat without watching a YT video is scary to me. This is an eye opener for me. Thanks. Love your videos. I'm gonna have lunch now.
Thats essentialy the same thing, Mental stimulation when doing a mundane task like eating. Just instead of radio or crosswords the younger generation tend to prefer to consume visual short form media.
In the 90s when I would take a lunch break from work I would go to a diner and if there was not a newspaper on any of the diner tables I simply would not eat at that establishment.
Realised? It IS that young of a phenomenon. The culprit is tiktok and its intended function - lowering concentrating abilities of the civilised world. No wonder why this actual weapon is not legal in xina itself. Tiktok came and all the greedy companies played along, creating this hellish landscape of youtube shorts and other crap.
driving without music is fine as long as your cars stimulating enough so basically chop up your muffler and remove all the carpet from your interior, thank me later
No video has ever been so funny while making me feel bad about myself simultaneously. I laughed but feel personally attacked. Prepared to be cancelled.
Shout outs to everyone who's watching this while eating right now lmaooooo (and to me because i of course also can't usually eat without watching something unless im eating with other people or if i I absolutely have no other choice for whatever reason 😂😂😂)
I enjoy eating food in silence but because I struggle to eat in the first place, I rely on the UA-cam screen to distract me so I can shovel forkfuls of pasta in peace.
Watching this video while eating food was... an ironic experience to say the least
Me too, eating my left over Thai food 🙂😅
But this video is long enough to take like four bites. Then you gotta search for the next video to watch and then reheat your food again.
@@closeben mood
Lmao
ikr?
"I dont want to get to know myself" has got to be the greatest line Jaxson has ever spat out
No, the greatest line would be: "I don't want to get to know myself in there".
Why would you omit such an important part??
I went on one of those trips where you discover yourself and found out I was a proper See You Next Tuesday. 🤗
I still think it's "I already am old and alone...might as well get older and aloner"
Nice profile pic 🤣
@@Hellbending I could say the same thing. But my brother, there is an ENTIRE community of us with this exact one. You just gotta look in the right places
The medieval urge to have entertainment while eating originates from court jesters performing for a king while he is enjoying a feast
makes sense.
we wuz kangz n shieeeet
Go off king
so people who dont eat with their phones are peasants? say less
Yes that is exactly what they're saying hope this helps
I can't lie both of them are being reasonable and have fair points
To be fair they're fair bairn films
@@user-vi9zm5ss4fseems like you are self conscious
Literally me right now at midnight, getting home from the bar, reheating my breakfast burrito from this morning. I need a video.
lol I watch my own videos while eating food
@@JokeswithMitochondria No you don't, you just say that to make people check out your channel and what videos you have uploaded.
Dude it's a Tuesday
@@placeholder292 no actually I do because I love listening to my voice. It's soothing. Have a pleasant day
im not a fan of ur punctuation
The rare instance where Lachlan is not the rational one.
What do you mean, hes perfectly rational
@@pigon__I hope for your sake that what you just said was sarcasm
@@bigstankerinobut like, I can eat food without watching something. I enjoy the food more if I don't use my phone while eating
He is the rational one what
I hope you're joking
Eating foods without watching videos has gotta be one of the worst tortures ever.
Foods
Yeah then try to poop and sleep without your phone
How you're still alive on this planet and not brutally tortured by my own two hands is beyond me.
Well not torturous but can be boring for some. I am currently trying to not watch anything while I eat. It's fun to talk to myself in my head and whatnot.
@@Luna-cg2nsyou got a lot of people to get brutal on then 😂
"Do you know I literally have to imagine Subway Surfers next to your head to make this conversation bearable"
has got to be my favorite line from all of the dark dystopian comedy videos I've watched while eating food recently.
i had to eat lunch between classes with no video and it was so depressing. just a guy eating a sandwhich at a table alone. like some sort of medieval hermit
Hold up.. Let me reheat my food real quick
i need a video to reheat my food.
🤣
Me right now 😭😹
Dear god I can’t believe how much I actually relate to this.. if I were left alone in the wild without service I would starve.
if i had no access to videos i would just... not watch them and eat anyway.... you know theres the outside to look at aswell if youre.. outside
@@funky555 okay very cool brother 🤠
@@funky555 thats boring
youtube is all there is @@funky555
I mean if I was in the wild on my own I would starve too but cause I’d be scared for my life instead of eating. This is if you mean wild as in forests and stuff.
"I watch your UA-cam videos while eating"
is the biggest compliment i can give to a UA-camr.
I'M WATCHING THIS WHILE EATING DINNER LMAO
same
its just better like that
Sameeee lmaoo 😎🤙🏼
I'm taking a shit 😊🎉
@@craftahnah not really
My friend got me into this habit when I visited him a couple states over in 2009. We got some Taco Bell, and he had to turn on some Anime before eating his food. I made fun of him for it, but somehow subconsciously, after that trip, I started doing it myself. Before that trip, I would eat in complete silence. This video represents my past and present self talking to each other, because part of me still doesn't know why I still do it.
jaxon is making so many relatable points in these videos
I thought I was the only one. This past year, I've noticed that I refrain from eating ANY food until I've found the right video or playlist of videos to watch. I just go hungry. And vice versa... sometimes I refrain from watching a UA-cam video so that I can save it for when it's dinner time.
And I've only noticed this happening the past year or two. So I guess it's happening to all of us?
"...happening to all of us?" No, a _big_ no, there. Happening to vaxholes, though
I feel like they're making UA-cam and social media more and more addictive. I did a week with no internet and just UA-cam downloads/podcasts/radio and I was so much more productive and less distracted and obsessed with comments/videos/etc. Today I'm back to the internet again and I've spent so long on UA-cam arggghh. Highly recommend trying a no internet week from time to time though. Even just doing UA-cam through downloads so you can't see the feed/recommended/comments/all the addictive stuff. It really helped me out. I might do it more.
Yeah I literally have a playlist dedicated to videos to watch while I eat
I would also recommend finding a streaming service that has some shows that you like. For me personally I have HBO Max and when I eat at home Ill put on something like Aqua teen hunger force or The boondocks. One episode usually lasts the whole sitting and sometimes I keep watching
@@psychicbyinternet The comments are the worst of YT when it comes to the detriments to focus and productivity.
I was literally starting breakfast just now and was thinking of watching videos while eating, then this appeared.
So needless to say Darcy’s acting as the coincidence was amazing.
bro same. Damn the exact time as me
The fact that I can't eat without watching a YT video is scary to me. This is an eye opener for me. Thanks. Love your videos. I'm gonna have lunch now.
Huge respect to you for not having half the video length be an ad
not only did i find this video when i was looking for videos to eat my food with, but it was literally the exact duration of my meal
bros reached max happiness
@@Splash_O best meal of my life
You ate a whole meal in a minute and 42 seconds? Bro..
@@allgood7088 it was small
@@allgood7088front page is wack, factor in time spent searching
Darcy did an incredible job acting the towel behind jaxon
As an older person i don't really understand the addiction, but i do like having the radio on or reading or doing a crossword while eating alone.
Thats essentialy the same thing, Mental stimulation when doing a mundane task like eating. Just instead of radio or crosswords the younger generation tend to prefer to consume visual short form media.
Until YT, I would read or watch tv when eating alone. This is just a variation. Perfectly healthy. People have an instinct to eat with others.
In the 90s when I would take a lunch break from work I would go to a diner and if there was not a newspaper on any of the diner tables I simply would not eat at that establishment.
As someone who usually watches a youtube video while eating, this is so true
Who else is watching this while eating 😂
Drinking a wine bottle😂 does that count?
I got a whole family size tub of yogurt.
You two are hilarious. Great video, great social satire as usual.
I was just making cup noodles when I got the notification for a new video and here I am eating my fav cup noodles while watching it.
It's funny how we all collectively realised this over the past year or so... still not gonna do anything about it though :P
Realised? It IS that young of a phenomenon.
The culprit is tiktok and its intended function - lowering concentrating abilities of the civilised world. No wonder why this actual weapon is not legal in xina itself.
Tiktok came and all the greedy companies played along, creating this hellish landscape of youtube shorts and other crap.
I feel this so deeply. Love watching your upside down videos in America while I eat lunch
Isn't it fun how their videos literally appear upside down to us?
If you turn off screen rotation you can trick your phone into playing it right side up.
@@jamesclawson9243that must be what I’ve going on then, because I had no idea. Either that or this is the start of an urban legend lol.
Oh the irony of this video getting recommended to me as I'm looking for something to watch while eating.
Glad I got the notification for this video. Can finally eat dinner
I couldnt eat my food til i found a video to watch, and this gets dropped? lmao love it guys
"Think about all the self reflection you could get done" 😂😂😂
I thought he would leave the room, and the guy with the laptop would pull out his food, to hide that he did the same thing.
Darcy's performance as the laptop was impeccable!
Darcy’s acting as the lunch was absolutely phenomenal
I’m so dependant that this is the only video I watch while having lunch at work. Every single day.
Literally got recommended this video while looking for something to watch with breakfast. I am in tears.
This is worse than driving with no music in your phone's playlist because your phone is dead, so I understand Jaxon's pain.
driving without music is fine as long as your cars stimulating enough so basically chop up your muffler and remove all the carpet from your interior, thank me later
Bro why does my car charger take forever to bring my phone back to life lmao. So much silence
What about the car's radio? Granted, it feels like music stations at this point are 90% commercial...
I think Twenty One Pilots wrote a song about this.
@@benjamincox4211low amperage. Spend a bit more and get a quality fast charger (with compatible cables).
i love when these random ass problems are so universal and so crippling
"I don't want to get to know myself in there" - best line in the whole video
Me right now as I pause eating my breakfast to find the next video despite being late to leave
I’m convinced Jaxon spies on all of us
No video has ever been so funny while making me feel bad about myself simultaneously. I laughed but feel personally attacked. Prepared to be cancelled.
It’s gotten to the point that I ensure there’s something to watch *before* making my food so I don’t run into a reheating loophole.
Watched this after walking out of the office so that I could eat in peace but then needed a video to watch as it was too quiet.
Im genuinely gonna wait untill lunch to watch this video.
I watched this while eating a slice of pizza
Darcy as the fairbairns video for that food is crazy good, that's right we're pulling meta jokes out here
the best part is im eating while watching this
Darcy's acting as the mic was incredible.
Darcy's acting as the food was Oscar-worthy.
I mean yeah vegemite sandwiches are very serious
This ain't funny any more😐
Where did Darcy go anyway?
@@dundymuffler6641He works for Cold Ones now.
@@dundymuffler6641 He went to work for another UA-cam channel
(I think it was Cold Ones)
Targeted advertisement is getting out of hand now. this video was legitimately at the top of my feed as i opened youtube to watch...while eating.
Just got the perfect advert after this video instantly saying "if you're in a rush and can't find your phone..." 😂
Shout outs to everyone who's watching this while eating right now lmaooooo (and to me because i of course also can't usually eat without watching something unless im eating with other people or if i I absolutely have no other choice for whatever reason 😂😂😂)
Darcy’s acting as the lunch is truly beyond out times
I spent half my life without UA-cam and have no recollection of those days
not me opening up youtube to watch with dinner only for this to be the first video to come across my feed
my brother and i got food on the way back from gym, sat down and he was like "yo get a video up or something" and this was recommended. blew my mind
Darcy’s acting as the subway surfers gameplay next to Lachlan’s head was immaculate
I _searched_ for this video out of vague memory of when the thumbnail popped up earlier, just so that I can watch it while eating
When you need a video to eat and the video is about how you cannot eat without a video.
Literally watching this while eating rn lol
The fact I'm eating my work lunch right now while watching this video 😂😂
Watching this while eating breakfast…
Literally just opened youtube for lunch and this is the FIRST recommended video
Darcy’s role as my psychological disorder where I can’t physically eat unless I’m watching a UA-cam video is on point
Darcy’s acting as the food was spot on
So here i’m sitting with my lunch looking for a youtube video, finding this on my timeline. This must be a sign
I have in fact had to heat up my food because I took too long trying to find a worthwhile video to watch.
This is actually so accurate. Same as using the toilet.
I either need a watchable tv show, twitch, or a youtube video when eating.
I legit opened youtube to watch while eating lunch and this was the first thing in my suggestions
Dystopian technological dependency is the most hilarious combination of word salad I've heard in awhile now. We're all addicts by this perspective.
I enjoy eating food in silence but because I struggle to eat in the first place, I rely on the UA-cam screen to distract me so I can shovel forkfuls of pasta in peace.
Legit as I eat a muffin I needed a video and here we are
“Poo without TikTok?!“ that is not something I expected to hear today
this coming across my recommended while I'm eating breakfast is another level of ironic
You already know you gotta find a 10 min long banger to enjoy banger food
I wish this video was a minute longer.
I didn't get to finish my soup before it was over.
Loved Darcy's part as the Minecraft Parkour video to keep us focused.
Ironically, I was watching this video as my food eating video
Literally eating dinner while watching this.
I keep a phone stand on my kitchen table for this purpose.
Food getting cold before finding the right video is a fat mood
My favorite is when I pick a 45 min video to eat and I’m done in 2 min
The part about food going cold because the right video hasn't been found yet felt like a personal attack
as someone who was eating while watching this, I can confirm
the worst is trying to find a youtube video to watch while i scroll netflix for a movie to watch while i eat dinner.
found this when i was looking for a video to watch while eating
Lachlan’s gone absolutely bloody insane.
The blokes LOST THE PLOT!
if this was a 20 minutes long video essay I'd watch it during lunch
If I'm having instant noodles I'm sure as hell not gonna want to sit there "enjoying" the food experience in silence
Im legit eating dinner,while watching this youtube video
“That is some dystopian technology dependency” this is so accurate. 😂😭
You know what’s worse..”scrolling through your like videos on UA-cam while eating trying to find your favorite video you’ve watched like 100 times”
Watching this while having lunch.
The Subway Surfers line broke me 😂😂😂
My dinner is sitting right next to me as I pick my video queue
Very true. Eating alone in silence is maddening.