Half of British Television Always Starts Like This

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  • Опубліковано 10 бер 2023
  • By @MrMichaelSpicer.
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  • @ErikratKhandnalie
    @ErikratKhandnalie Рік тому +8547

    "Sometimes taking a vacation in Spain is the only way to see the best of Britain"

    • @thedrycleaners3086
      @thedrycleaners3086 Рік тому +35

      Best comment

    • @badger6882
      @badger6882 Рік тому +63

      you're not far off. it is very british

    • @matiasrisso5917
      @matiasrisso5917 Рік тому +153

      I'd say you see the worst of Britain, crowds of drunk tourists.

    • @WojciechP915
      @WojciechP915 Рік тому

      Sometimes *COLONIZING AFRICA* is the only way to see the best of Britain.

    • @munjee2
      @munjee2 Рік тому +3

      Algrave more like

  • @catmando7262
    @catmando7262 Рік тому +36844

    "I'm on a quest to find out the answer to a question the experts knew the answer to years ago..."

    • @pawsonalpetcare
      @pawsonalpetcare Рік тому +2184

      "...and one that nobody is asking or cares about."

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 Рік тому +1318

      "Fortunately, we don't trust experts in this country anymore, so I've got a licence to talk shite"

    • @oskar5724
      @oskar5724 Рік тому +37

      😂

    • @thephoenixsystem6765
      @thephoenixsystem6765 Рік тому +74

      Centuries, usually

    • @danielhartley13
      @danielhartley13 Рік тому +398

      "... answers you could probably google in 30 seconds ..."

  • @SneedFeedAndSeed
    @SneedFeedAndSeed 3 місяці тому +2179

    "Sometimes being abroad is the only way you can see the best of Britain."

    • @sawyernorthrop4078
      @sawyernorthrop4078 3 місяці тому +59

      British food made british men the best sailors on earth

    • @seymouragora7698
      @seymouragora7698 3 місяці тому +3

      @@sawyernorthrop4078 really? I thought it was the Dutch or the Italians, I don't know...

    • @_jpg
      @_jpg 3 місяці тому +11

      @@seymouragora7698 The Italians?!

    • @henghistbluetooth7882
      @henghistbluetooth7882 2 місяці тому +15

      I’ve often thought the best way to see Britain is from the Maldives.

    • @Ghoosteny
      @Ghoosteny 2 місяці тому +2

      Sometimes being Britain is the only way you can see the best of abroad

  • @c2fish1
    @c2fish1 6 місяців тому +3677

    “As I travel, one extraordinary place at a time”
    “Seeking stories in every corner of the British Isles”
    “I discover how traditions are kept alive in the bustling, modern landscape”
    “Finding the unsung heroes and hidden treasures”
    “Each place has its own story to tell”
    Following which:
    • The presenter will knock on someone’s door and be greeted like an old friend, with the camera crew already be inside the house.
    • The presenter will reflect on their life choices by staring into a lake
    • They’ll get “lost” in a local market or trail, only to bump into someone who helps them out
    • Said local will be conveniently an expert in every topic being discussed, but the presenter will ask lots of questions that imply they already knew the answer
    • The presenter will ‘stumble across’ a local cultural event, which they will then be invited to play the central role in
    • They will meet a local artisan who invites them to have a go at crafting something, which will be surprisingly good
    • They will go on about how things have been “unchanged for centuries”
    • the presenter will come across an injured animal that needs saving
    • The presenter will finish by talking about the unbreakable bonds they’ve formed with those they met
    • They will also leave holding a priceless souvenir

    • @nicholasvladd
      @nicholasvladd 6 місяців тому +225

      I'm speechless you pretty much nailed it

    • @boiledelephant
      @boiledelephant 5 місяців тому +243

      James May is on his way to your location as I write this.

    • @londonalicante
      @londonalicante 5 місяців тому +117

      @@boiledelephant James May? Script leads to him randomly bumping into this guy called Jeremy. I just can't imagine clarkson fitting the role of the charming, authentic rustic. "Jeremy is a rather opinionated old soul, who knows a lot about transport machinery. Jeremy invited me to watch him punch a runner for failing to sort out a decent meal, as is tradition. He lost his job for this, and immediately got a better paid one on another channel, as is tradition in these parts."

    • @DaDocDuck
      @DaDocDuck 5 місяців тому +69

      You're behind all these TV shows there is no other way you could nail it so well

    • @Oueax
      @Oueax 5 місяців тому +50

      This perfectly sums up not only British but I think most of European traveling TV shows.

  • @theroaringdino7263
    @theroaringdino7263 Рік тому +8473

    "I've been up and down the country" is the default opening line for BBC scriptwriters.

    • @capitalb5889
      @capitalb5889 Рік тому +146

      It does sound better than “left and right”

    • @wordlespoems
      @wordlespoems Рік тому +18

      Well Ig it depends which area it is, there’s a difference between Chile and Europe

    • @aclark903
      @aclark903 Рік тому +28

      Finding the 1% of rural folk who think like us liberals in London...

    • @obergruppenfuhrer-
      @obergruppenfuhrer- Рік тому

      Ah yeah, the propaganda channel that works for British government

    • @Radi0he4d1
      @Radi0he4d1 Рік тому +4

      someone explain the concept of north and south to them!

  • @mattparkin7224
    @mattparkin7224 Рік тому +11889

    "That might be the best thing I've ever eaten, I'm not even joking" was the most on-point line... I'm not even joking

  • @ericturner4857
    @ericturner4857 2 місяці тому +404

    "This is stunning" - (walking through an industrial estate in Milton Keynes)

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 Місяць тому

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

    • @MagentaOtterTravels
      @MagentaOtterTravels Місяць тому

      Right?! SO FUNNY!

    • @johnnybravo9096
      @johnnybravo9096 Місяць тому +3

      Our industrial estates are the best. I've seen many a discarded faded skips packet get caught in an updraft in my lifetime, a source of national pride.

    • @troywright359
      @troywright359 9 днів тому +1

      Tbh it's still a nice place.

  • @nathansharma87
    @nathansharma87 2 місяці тому +470

    This gives me immense 2008 era comfort. Watching British television on a cold wet grey winters day.

    • @PantaloonTV
      @PantaloonTV 2 місяці тому +33

      as someone whose never been to the UK, I also used to watch british television on a cold wet grey winters day.

    • @jackm5564
      @jackm5564 Місяць тому +5

      You hit the nail on the head

    • @re57k27
      @re57k27 Місяць тому +4

      This video is oddly nostalgic to me because as a child, I've always had a weird obsession with television programmes from abroad.

    • @topsuperseven7910
      @topsuperseven7910 Місяць тому

      I'm with you.

    • @LennyBennny
      @LennyBennny Місяць тому

      @@PantaloonTVone of us,one of us

  • @highdownmartin
    @highdownmartin Рік тому +9694

    And as philomena says
    “ I’ll be starting a sentence in one place”
    “And finishing it in another “
    AND SHOUTING AT HELICOPTERS

    • @deadvodka
      @deadvodka Рік тому +73

      I need to see this

    • @user1111AB
      @user1111AB Рік тому +422

      the bbc must have pissed their pants from excitement when they figured out this trick in the 70s.

    • @H0n3yMonstah
      @H0n3yMonstah Рік тому +83

      David Attenborough was the first to do it, so I've been told.

    • @JessWilsonvideos
      @JessWilsonvideos Рік тому +275

      @@user1111ABand only mere years before the release of unrelated Belgium techno anthem, "Pump Up the Jam".

    • @pemo2676
      @pemo2676 Рік тому +60

      @@JessWilsonvideos the only useful timescale

  • @TiresiasAfricanus
    @TiresiasAfricanus Рік тому +28455

    My brain instinctively started to relax as it prepared itself for a slightly informative & quirky documentary.

    • @brianthesnail3815
      @brianthesnail3815 Рік тому +2048

      Definitely agree with you there. Its uncanny. I knew it was a parody, but I could still feel myself relaxing. It's like morphine. After 20 minutes nobody remembers what the programme is really about. Nobody cares. It's all the chopped editing cutting it into small bite size drizzles of loveliness. Not enough to really get your teeth into and concentrate on and not so superficial you switch over the channels.

    • @latteknowsbest6365
      @latteknowsbest6365 Рік тому +105

      Same 💀

    • @ChineduOpara
      @ChineduOpara Рік тому +132

      This thread is full of FACTSSS 😅

    • @barbiedoll44
      @barbiedoll44 Рік тому +216

      @@brianthesnail3815 right! i found myself in the middle wishing it was a real documentary

    • @Mussi93
      @Mussi93 11 місяців тому +424

      This personifies so well how people see Americans and Brits differently.
      American shows are loud, over the top, have severe ADHD and are cringy.
      British shows are gentle, well spoken, soothing and are also cringy.

  • @JosephByrne
    @JosephByrne 5 місяців тому +226

    "Rich tapestry." Classic.

  • @RC79100
    @RC79100 7 місяців тому +373

    As a TV composer of several hours of factual entertainment, I can confirm the accuracy. I’m incredibly impressed you did this without notes from the execs, commissioner, finance department and two dogs that were shitting outside the offices during the viewing though

  • @collectivecommentary123
    @collectivecommentary123 Рік тому +1361

    The other half of British TV is like "Sarah is a 23 year old nurse, living with a condition where half her face is slowly peeling off her body."

    • @greenghoul157
      @greenghoul157 Рік тому

      This, middle aged British people moving into houses way nicer than yours and channel 4 having a lot of naked people

    • @alexixwb
      @alexixwb Рік тому +21

      😂

    • @cisium1184
      @cisium1184 Рік тому +132

      That's my favorite show after _The Crazy Old Lady Detective Whose Appearance at Any Village or Great House Inevitably Means Someone Is About to Be Murdered, Yet No One Ever Avoids Her or Asks Her to Leave._

    • @cliffontheroad
      @cliffontheroad Рік тому +1

      @@cisium1184 You inspire me Cisium. But I am not sure if inspire is the correct word. LOL or smiley face? I thought your titled spelled something, but it is just good. Your show title is Too Long to fit in the TV Guide

    • @BAxeWarrior
      @BAxeWarrior Рік тому +62

      Any show about a rare disease that only 10 people on the planet have there always seems to be someone from the UK that has it.

  • @corinbryant4517
    @corinbryant4517 Рік тому +3398

    There's also usually an emotional moment where they try really hard to cry and say "Sorry can we stop filming for a moment?"

    • @entropybentwhistle
      @entropybentwhistle Рік тому +110

      To maintain the drama the film crew is sworn to secrecy that it was purely a potty emergency…”Montezuma’s Revenge!!!”

    • @mostafaa_dz
      @mostafaa_dz Рік тому +18

      They’re too flabbergasted by the food 😭

    • @tghooker5123
      @tghooker5123 Рік тому +10

      Those are usually saved for the transformation shows.

    • @charleswhite758
      @charleswhite758 Рік тому +5

      These comments are too funny🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Roddy556
      @Roddy556 8 місяців тому +7

      ​@@tghooker5123they'll slip one in whenever a poor person does something nice for them or they listen to someone's tale of personal hardship.

  • @LittleShepherdBoy
    @LittleShepherdBoy 7 місяців тому +73

    It's PAINFUL how accurate this is.

  • @elektra81516
    @elektra81516 3 місяці тому +218

    I actually love these little documentaries about idk... how cheese is made in a small rural town

    • @ShanghaiRooster
      @ShanghaiRooster 2 місяці тому +9

      The funny thing is sixty or seventy years ago these are the kind of short films which would have been made by the COI for showing (mostly) abroad, presenting a rosy view of Blighty. The difference between then and now is that then the older film would have had a disembodied voice-over, whereas now you have to put up with a celeb and often the show is as much about the presenter as it is the subject; sometimes more so.

  • @leopold7562
    @leopold7562 Рік тому +7748

    As a Brit, I'd be offended by this generalisation. But I can't be, because it's so bloody accurate. Scarily accurate. In fact, I'm half expecting it to be a genuine series by September...

    • @jack-a-lopium
      @jack-a-lopium 11 місяців тому

      The Baby Boomer generation, you mean?
      Yes, they *are* affectionately known as 'the worst generation'. They'll all be gone soon enough, then humankind can be free!

    • @5050TM
      @5050TM 11 місяців тому +62

      I hope so. I'd tune in 😂

    • @roadbone1941
      @roadbone1941 11 місяців тому +46

      My parents are English, is this theme of 'sentimentality wonder' really common?

    • @leopold7562
      @leopold7562 11 місяців тому +42

      @@roadbone1941 It must be, they keep making TV shows about it

    • @Anna-hd5wm
      @Anna-hd5wm 10 місяців тому +32

      Only slightly inaccurate thing is: it’s also women like Fern Britton, Joana Lumley or Sue Perkins lol

  • @therealdatenshi
    @therealdatenshi Рік тому +1902

    Only thing this is missing is an occasional laugh to show that the presenter is a very nice and caring person who gets along with people

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt Рік тому +267

      Yes they missed the necessary salt-of-the-earth type interaction where he converses with a cab driver or farmer, that’s where they usually get the human laugh in so that we know he’s not like other posh/middle class tophs…bonus if they do some kind of building and they show him doing exactly 30 seconds of it. He turns to the camera and goes “This is harder than it looks!” Dripping in sweat down his period piece tunic.

    • @howardchambers9679
      @howardchambers9679 Рік тому

      I liked this comment to be the 75th person to like it. I don't like odds and even numbers, they make my brain itch. I implore anyone else to not add a like to make it 76. I couldn't bear it. Please be kind 😢

    • @TedEhioghae
      @TedEhioghae Рік тому +82

      0:41

    • @dicksonwells4836
      @dicksonwells4836 Рік тому +15

      @@TedEhioghae omg that’s it haha

    • @JudyCZ
      @JudyCZ 11 місяців тому +24

      ​@@TedEhioghae Yeah, exactly. Thats obviously the scene where the presenter is having dinner with the wonderful local people he's instantly best friends with and who showed me the real [insert place].

  • @pendafen7405
    @pendafen7405 6 місяців тому +199

    1:03 "this is...stunning" as he ambles across what looks like a scabby Sunday league footie pitch-cum-local-park (a bit of crap field, really) somewhere in the North-East

  • @RevStickleback
    @RevStickleback 6 місяців тому +226

    The celebrity travelogue thing really was kicked off by Michael Palin going round the world in 80 days, and it's amazing how different that was. It was actually about him travelling, as in the actual travel part, and who he happened to meet, and the things that happened while he was doing it. Now they go to other countries, driven from one pre-arranged set-piece to another, no doubt staying in top hotels, with virtually everything scripted.

    • @Fernweh1965
      @Fernweh1965 4 місяці тому +1

      That's because these are more people that will do them harm than there used to be

    • @RevStickleback
      @RevStickleback 4 місяці тому +40

      @@Fernweh1965 It's not. Many places in the world are not more dangerous, and often less dangerous, than they were back then. Nobody going to film in Japan or Korea, for example, needs to be protected. It's because the people who make these shows want guaranteed 'segments' of things they think the viewers will find interesting, which typically involve reinforcing stereotypes or doing something bizarre. They have no interest in showing the country as it is. They just want to show them what they think the viewers expect to see.

    • @Fernweh1965
      @Fernweh1965 4 місяці тому +3

      @@RevStickleback I can see you've given this some thought but travel with a known person with extremely expensive equipment makes you a target. Certainly the middle east, Africa, South America and the USA are not places you can go without substantial risk. It's a lot different to going there solo or as a couple.

    • @RevStickleback
      @RevStickleback 4 місяці тому

      @@Fernweh1965 That is true, but the same, completely contrived set-up, clearly just being bussed in from hotel to location and back, applies anywhere in the world, regardless of the danger in each country. Zero spontaneity, and zero insight, as they just reduce each country to a picturesque cliché.

    • @barkershill
      @barkershill 4 місяці тому +7

      Very true ,and what’s more the finished program is usually all about THEM , and the amazing places and people they have travelled so far to film are just kept in the background

  • @alchemispark7751
    @alchemispark7751 Рік тому +4377

    The worst Thing is is that 90% of the time I would still actually watch it because no matter how formulaic it is it works

    • @MagicCardboardBox
      @MagicCardboardBox Рік тому +305

      Hey, chocolate cake has a formula everyone follows, it still tastes great

    • @WhirlwindHeatAndFlash
      @WhirlwindHeatAndFlash Рік тому +100

      @@MagicCardboardBox Exactly, everyone makes the same chocolate cake every day and it still tastes delicious.

    • @christosyal5883
      @christosyal5883 Рік тому +28

      I’m guilty of this 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @waynedexter
      @waynedexter Рік тому +12

      How often are you eating chocolate cake though?

    • @carstarsarstenstesenn
      @carstarsarstenstesenn Рік тому +13

      watch anthony bordain instead. rip to the legend

  • @CorridorJ
    @CorridorJ Рік тому +1264

    The ‘cheers’ shot is so accurate haha

    • @tghooker5123
      @tghooker5123 Рік тому +39

      It was done so well I actually thought people were they with him.

    • @Nigel4
      @Nigel4 Рік тому +9

      That was the best bit 😂

    • @SagaciousFrank
      @SagaciousFrank Рік тому +33

      The fact that the "Cheers!" and laughter comes right after him saying, "And I've also been abroad doing all sorts of expensive things you could never afford to do" is brilliant, like he's really rubbing it in everyone's face.

    • @charleswhite758
      @charleswhite758 Рік тому +19

      Always "Cheers!" said to camera after sipping any alcohlic drink, and some childish reference to not getting drunk. When discussing a whiskey business, they always say tongue-in-cheek "I drew the short straw to investigate this terrible story which necessitated me tasting whiskey". The joke has worn thin.

  • @baldrbraa
    @baldrbraa Місяць тому +7

    Don’t forget the British walk-and-talk. You can’t see the best of Britain unless you walk while you talk.

    • @nironeko2242
      @nironeko2242 10 днів тому

      Exactly😅..which mean you don't even paying attention to your surrounding..

  • @gars129
    @gars129 7 місяців тому +34

    As a puertorican who went to Britain one sunny afternoon, it was really exciting to see the gritty dickensian suburbs by train and perfectly manicured country clubs ive seen a million times in media. Also, London is just undeniably gorgeous.

    • @PBurns-ng3gw
      @PBurns-ng3gw 2 місяці тому +4

      Dude, Britain doesn't have sunny afternoons. I think you were in Portugal.

    • @RiDankulous
      @RiDankulous Місяць тому +1

      I spent three days in Britain and every one of them were sunny. Apparently I bet the odds!

  • @mrsundaymovies
    @mrsundaymovies Рік тому +19126

    Love this show, glad they renewed it

    • @TheCromptonParkinson
      @TheCromptonParkinson Рік тому +192

      This is the greatest crossover ever.

    • @jomo999
      @jomo999 Рік тому +80

      Green trivia time?

    • @TheDisorderuk
      @TheDisorderuk Рік тому +76

      Rodney?

    • @Funkeyman
      @Funkeyman Рік тому +78

      The show is called the blue Isle which is a reference to blue harvest the working title for the original star wars

    • @HomeworkRadio
      @HomeworkRadio Рік тому +22

      @@TheDisorderuk RODNEY!!!

  • @ClothesCat
    @ClothesCat Рік тому +2063

    As a foreigner that has watched a lot of BBC: This is accurate.

    • @lws7394
      @lws7394 Рік тому +60

      Not quite . No programme without a reference to one of the many wars of the glurious empire ...When Brittain was 'Great' .

    • @ExInferis.
      @ExInferis. Рік тому +29

      @@lws7394 Sovrinty, innit!

    • @SpywareEverywhere
      @SpywareEverywhere Рік тому

      He still hasn't "escaped" the BBC yet as is evidenced by his ethnic self-derision at the end. Organizations such as the BBC smile with satisfaction at a job well done when they see that.

    • @lws7394
      @lws7394 Рік тому +7

      @@ExInferis. 'Get Inspired !'

    • @7yep4336dfgvvh
      @7yep4336dfgvvh Рік тому +3

      Bbc? You rascal

  • @alancawfield6549
    @alancawfield6549 5 місяців тому +24

    I love these types of shows, genuinely.They're just nice relaxing easy to enjoy TV.That's why they keep getting recommissioned.

    • @edithbannerman4
      @edithbannerman4 Місяць тому

      @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

    • @roadwayrona
      @roadwayrona Місяць тому +2

      But they could still a bit less cliché and less pompous maybe?

    • @mrosskne
      @mrosskne 9 днів тому +1

      ​@@roadwayronathen they wouldn't be authentically British

  • @ianrod1969
    @ianrod1969 4 місяці тому +21

    The best thing about this, and there are many great things, is that it parodies TV shows that haven't even been made yet.

    • @danuk2136
      @danuk2136 4 місяці тому +3

      Just seen tiny tempa the rapper looking at properties for a new programme..and of course the "travelling with my dad" extravaganza 😂

  • @AbsoluteMotivation
    @AbsoluteMotivation Рік тому +18304

    Watching videos like this is really the only way to see the best of Britain

    • @maxsuki75
      @maxsuki75 Рік тому +32

      facts

    • @finnkdy
      @finnkdy Рік тому +2

      Yip, Dion Dublin can stay at home.

    • @grovert4life
      @grovert4life Рік тому +48

      have you tried walking?

    • @Ron.S.
      @Ron.S. 11 місяців тому +25

      It isn’t but it’s the best way not to notice the worst of Britain which is everywhere - Brexiteers

    • @chloiecruz7475
      @chloiecruz7475 11 місяців тому

      best comment here so far

  • @Jaymetal95
    @Jaymetal95 Рік тому +4902

    Within the first few seconds I was thrust back into my mother’s living room, having dinner after school waiting for this show to end so I could watch Top Gear this is so damn accurate

  • @AliSidTex
    @AliSidTex 2 місяці тому +8

    We watch it because it's comforting. Like a hot pie and chips, it doesn't matter if we've had it a million times, it always makes you feel like the world is good.

  • @venetianlion
    @venetianlion 4 місяці тому +6

    Genius!!! Near the phone cabinet saying "this is incredible"!!! 😂 Keep up the great work!!!

  • @davidpanton3192
    @davidpanton3192 Рік тому +2523

    Did you not have the budget for standing on top of a hill being filmed from a helicopter?

    • @Espen.Johannesen
      @Espen.Johannesen Рік тому +41

      And an unlimited budget for employees to make your intro/outtro grphics ?

    • @clarewillison9379
      @clarewillison9379 Рік тому

      Helicopters are so last millennium. Drones are the only way for middle-aged white men to be seen from on high in the 21st century. 😉

    • @auxmobile
      @auxmobile Рік тому +158

      we've got drones for that now, so all the budget goes to new shirts, always tucked in of course...

    • @Blitterbug
      @Blitterbug Рік тому +8

      Like Brian Cox, eh?

    • @milesmcquillen1885
      @milesmcquillen1885 Рік тому +4

      @@Blitterbug Does Brian Cox always tuck his shirt in?

  • @laurabarss3543
    @laurabarss3543 Рік тому +2823

    “As I embark on a journey”, “in my quest to” and the scene of them dining or drinking with a group of the locals are musts

    • @zonesquestiloveunderworld
      @zonesquestiloveunderworld Рік тому +101

      And of course smiling and laughing with the locals, whose smiles and apparent camaraderie immediately dissipate once the camera stops filming xD

    • @JesseP.Watson
      @JesseP.Watson Рік тому +10

      That's my daily routine.

    • @WinstonSmithGPT
      @WinstonSmithGPT Рік тому +52

      Thank God for the locals whose job it is to live locally. They’re always so different from the rest of us who are non local.

    • @charleswhite758
      @charleswhite758 Рік тому +10

      And remember to show the tedious sequence of the meeting with the local expert - the approach walk and handshake. "Who Do You Think You Are" classic for this waste of time. Most of the show is footage of hand-shaking with local experts.

    • @AI-di7ll
      @AI-di7ll Рік тому +12

      So as we say in [insert rural English area famous for one thing here]! Have a good day and [insert regional colloquialism here]

  • @CliveOmelet
    @CliveOmelet 6 місяців тому +2

    You're absolutely brilliant, Michael. Wonderful.

  • @ddkW123
    @ddkW123 2 місяці тому +6

    Good to see what Will Mackenzie has been up to

  • @Animefan8050
    @Animefan8050 9 місяців тому +8247

    Until the jokes in the second half, you genuinely can't tell it's a parody, this is probably the most accurate parody I've ever seen! Top job!

    • @awrightmate5818
      @awrightmate5818 9 місяців тому +109

      Should've left the jokes out and made it more discrete, like the old Onion News parodies, would've been much funnier imo

    • @NobuxD
      @NobuxD 9 місяців тому +79

      @@awrightmate5818the joke tends to die if you let it linger for long, the jokes actually made me chuckle. I was expecting to see a DrWho commercial coming up next.

    • @burneraccounthandle
      @burneraccounthandle 9 місяців тому +31

      'looking at lots of things which are nice' didn't clue you in??

    • @traceya9615
      @traceya9615 9 місяців тому +1

      ​@@burneraccounthandle😂

    • @Nephrak
      @Nephrak 9 місяців тому +13

      lol, the jokes start immediately

  • @captainross4706
    @captainross4706 8 місяців тому +1728

    Always that emotional moment 2/3 of the way in, “so my great grandfather helped lay a part of this track?! Omg I’m going to need a moment to take this all in”

    • @roddo1955
      @roddo1955 7 місяців тому +272

      "Yes... and if we look here on this page....Can you make out the writing? It's very faint. We see that he actually fulfilled his dream of becoming a machinist. It's in german but I will translate:
      " Johan K. Raut drove trains from west-to-eastern Europe between 1941 and 1945....oh...."

    • @SGProductions87
      @SGProductions87 5 місяців тому +6

      @@roddo1955 spicy

    • @HuckleberryHim
      @HuckleberryHim 5 місяців тому +16

      @@roddo1955 K. Raut, lol, brilliant

    • @marks9351
      @marks9351 4 місяці тому +19

      "I literally cannot get my head around it"

    • @user-ee8ux5hg8e
      @user-ee8ux5hg8e 4 місяці тому +19

      Can we stop filming for a second please but emotional

  • @MarkJT1000
    @MarkJT1000 2 місяці тому +3

    This is so true. You get a 2 minute intro telling you what the series is going to cover followed by another 2 minutes telling you what this episode is going to cover. And then about 5 minutes in the show starts. All too often you're not actually seeing Britain or whatever but the presenter doing various acts or stunts like milking a cow, making pottery or flying a zip wire. Its not about the scenery, its all about how great the presenter is.

  • @BadgerWay
    @BadgerWay 5 місяців тому +1

    Brilliant concept! Love a good mockumentary!

  • @dorkbrandon4422
    @dorkbrandon4422 Рік тому +1550

    This tells me that we've practically been watching the same show over and over again since early 2000's

    • @imamoronand9199
      @imamoronand9199 Рік тому +54

      information is useful and people like it being presented in the a familiar predictable way. for Americans this is an overly excited man with a deep voice who repeatedly teases what’s to come in the episode, for Brits this is this. I wouldn’t say it’s the same show, just the same package for new information

    • @dorkbrandon4422
      @dorkbrandon4422 Рік тому +10

      Yeah I know I know I was taking the piss , it's actually Nostalgic in an annoying way

    • @gorangbo
      @gorangbo Рік тому

      Yes

    • @colonelsanders4006
      @colonelsanders4006 Рік тому +6

      If you want to watch quality, non-pretentious British docs check out any series with Fred Dibnah from the BBC. Mainly focused on industrial heritage/steam age but great mid 00s nostalgia and well worth a watch.

    • @MNizamee
      @MNizamee Рік тому +4

      You are noticing Stuck Culture.

  • @hg82met
    @hg82met Рік тому +2144

    You should ask the BBC to commission a series in which you dig up a bit of broken pottery from your garden and over eight one-hour episodes, you build an entire backstory for civilisation from it based purely on conjecture and hearsay.

    • @RichWoods23
      @RichWoods23 Рік тому +120

      "Ritual purposes!"

    • @Espen.Johannesen
      @Espen.Johannesen Рік тому +124

      Theese potteries is not from England, but from central Europe, and must have been transported here.
      But how?

    • @EricaNernie
      @EricaNernie Рік тому +8

      Oh briiliant! Can't wait for the Geophys machine thingy to do its bit.

    • @RichWoods23
      @RichWoods23 Рік тому +7

      @@EricaNernie Is that the machine which goes 'Ping!'?

    • @ExInferis.
      @ExInferis. Рік тому +32

      I used to watch a lot of those, I really like them! And because I've watched a lot of them, I am now an expert in... Pretty much anything that ends in "ology" (there's an old BT joke there for anyone as old as me!).

  • @PeGaSus230
    @PeGaSus230 Місяць тому +4

    This is so hilarious😂…I just love the self-deprecating humor.

  • @G-fo9uv
    @G-fo9uv 3 дні тому

    The 'that might be the best thing I've ever eaten' moment is perhaps the most accurate representation of British TV I've ever seen.

  • @finnlawrence-knight221
    @finnlawrence-knight221 Рік тому +846

    Michael Portillo has been really quiet ever since this came out.

    • @Mr3keestylee
      @Mr3keestylee Рік тому +38

      which is not unwelcome

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Рік тому +86

      He's not quiet, he's just very far away,
      doing expensive things.

    • @hg82met
      @hg82met Рік тому +28

      He's wintering in Spain. Rich, middle-aged, white men do do that.

    • @peterrenn6341
      @peterrenn6341 Рік тому +34

      It's his trousers which are loud

    • @Tao_Tology
      @Tao_Tology Рік тому +12

      @@hg82met 'middle aged' ?
      Maybe 15 years ago.

  • @mantabond
    @mantabond 3 місяці тому +2

    Well, the first few seconds were enough to win me over to this channel. Utterly funny.

  • @robwhitmore3040
    @robwhitmore3040 5 місяців тому

    Brilliant. Just saw this after your Christopher Nola video and now I must watch the entire back catalog

  • @hg82met
    @hg82met Рік тому +1055

    You "travel around again" so us poor plebs won't have to. We thank you for your service.

    • @Sorrely1
      @Sorrely1 Рік тому +20

      What with ticket prices , petrol prices, rail strikes and a lousy bus service, it’s only tv companies who can afford to bypass all the chaos.

    • @ahartify
      @ahartify Рік тому +11

      And saving us having to fill in all the Brexit travel forms.

    • @Brs-od8mx
      @Brs-od8mx Рік тому +2

      ​@@ahartify I've travelled alot since Brexit. Aint filled in one single form...

    • @pulchralutetia
      @pulchralutetia Рік тому +8

      Us poor plebs cannot afford to travel anywhere.

    • @manmoth4
      @manmoth4 Рік тому +1

      Yeah but one time a rich pleb sent a poor pleb and we got An Idiot Abroad

  • @AI-di7ll
    @AI-di7ll Рік тому +932

    If I had a quid for every time the word "tapestry" has been used in intros for these lone man exploring type programmes 😭🤣🤣

    • @charleswhite758
      @charleswhite758 Рік тому +50

      You missed out the adjective "Rich", lol. It's a cliche rich environment.

    • @Abominatrix650
      @Abominatrix650 11 місяців тому +10

      I swear, I've heard a female voice doing that as well

    • @MaritimeFox
      @MaritimeFox 11 місяців тому +5

      Don't forget 'holistic' 😂

    • @markmolloy1497
      @markmolloy1497 9 місяців тому +5

      has there ever been a tapestry that wasn't rich? Can we not experiment with poor tapestries?

    • @ma_86
      @ma_86 Місяць тому +1

      @@markmolloy1497😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @abcdefu3198
    @abcdefu3198 7 місяців тому +40

    Lolllll I am screaming. I’m Nigerian but born in America, so we grew up seeing so many of these wildlife reality shows narrated by British people this is so accurate 😂

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep 5 місяців тому

      Are you Nigerian-
      American (ethically Nigerian while being American nationality) or do you have dual citizen status or...?

    • @jacekszulecki8888
      @jacekszulecki8888 4 місяці тому

      Enlighten me please, as to the Nigerian equivalent of David Attenborough...?

  • @jag6138
    @jag6138 7 місяців тому

    'Driving round a lot and not looking at the road.' Nailed it 😂

  • @BrooklynBigAl
    @BrooklynBigAl Рік тому +2914

    As an American with admittedly limited exposure to British Television, I can confirm that every Brit docuseries that makes its way over here follows this blueprint for an opening. From the music to the voiceover to the driving to the food-tasting and finally to the tucked-in shirts. Nailed it!

    • @micmac99
      @micmac99 Рік тому +68

      Let me guess, you saw it on a PBS station during pledge drive, and they offered a tote bag with the show's logo on it, or an artistically rendered drawing of the host

    • @christosyal5883
      @christosyal5883 Рік тому +21

      @@micmac99 As a Canadian, that’s just one option available to us. We also have CBC, TVO, and Knowledge Network

    • @samhilton4173
      @samhilton4173 Рік тому +12

      Why wouldn't you tuck in your shirt?

    • @frailvoid5844
      @frailvoid5844 Рік тому +29

      @@samhilton4173 nice to air out the torso every now and then

    • @dickJohnsonpeter
      @dickJohnsonpeter Рік тому +1

      I am confused about the tucked-in shirt bit. I always wear shirt stays attached to my shirt and socks when tucking in a shirt and they're brilliant. Oh well.. have to look your best.

  • @PurpleNurpleSPN
    @PurpleNurpleSPN 9 місяців тому +1361

    As someone who's worked on shows like this, I can say this is 100% true

    • @Talisman09
      @Talisman09 8 місяців тому +2

      What

    • @_ayoung
      @_ayoung 5 місяців тому +55

      Same. I think I've ground my teeth down behind the camera from all the forced cringe I've had to film because the executive insists on limiting the rest of us to their paltry imagination.

    • @CrampavanAdventures
      @CrampavanAdventures 5 місяців тому

      You know what would be great. If producers/executive etc listened to the ones behind the cameras. You know the ones that went to college/uni etc to learn the art.. instead of some office dweller. Haha. It's the same in any media company. It's always the higher ups that ruin the art. @@_ayoung

    • @jpip1382
      @jpip1382 4 місяці тому +6

      @@_ayoungname names - which programmes? Would love to know!

    • @caravanlifenz
      @caravanlifenz 4 місяці тому

      @@jpip1382 Anything made by BBC.

  • @Busymouseanimations
    @Busymouseanimations 7 місяців тому +1

    There always that violin in background too lol!
    Reminds me of the documentaries ive watched

  • @kotyjarreau8400
    @kotyjarreau8400 7 місяців тому

    A few seconds in and i was already drawn to the rest of the season of this lmao

  • @ayeitburns1
    @ayeitburns1 Рік тому +430

    I have to keep telling myself this is a skit and not a real show, it's too real

    • @rosiefay7283
      @rosiefay7283 Рік тому +16

      Yeah, some of those early shots were scarily similar to Coast.

  • @CelestialScripts
    @CelestialScripts 10 місяців тому +3920

    I absolutely broke at "Tree."
    The expression, the single word delivery, my gosh, as a Brit I can confirm that you've nailed this. 😂

    • @mittyxxx8791
      @mittyxxx8791 9 місяців тому +7

      me too hahahahh

    • @izmadi22
      @izmadi22 9 місяців тому +10

      that's the best bit! #tree

    • @collodion1884
      @collodion1884 9 місяців тому +14

      The subtle head nod is perfect

    • @sasha7966
      @sasha7966 8 місяців тому +2

      I would've liked your comment but i'm not a brit

    • @davidripley2916
      @davidripley2916 7 місяців тому +6

      . . . I saw a tree once. It was nice. 🎄

  • @suyasuman
    @suyasuman 7 місяців тому

    this is so great, so spot on

  • @iainjmclaren
    @iainjmclaren 2 місяці тому +1

    This reminds me of Charlie Brooker's 'How to report the news' sketch. Like this one, the parody absolutely nails the standard format.

  • @ParisianWeetabix
    @ParisianWeetabix Рік тому +1207

    I got a lot of respect for this man because there's no way i could say the line "this might be the best thing I've ever eaten, I'm not joking!" without immediately wanting to punch myself in the face

  • @trevorholland5032
    @trevorholland5032 Рік тому +1945

    You made a mockery of British Television that is so accurate, it's basically the intro to a Travel Man episode. Well done

    • @gleedameister
      @gleedameister 11 місяців тому +62

      Wdym Travel Man is the antithesis of this show

    • @stephenoxf
      @stephenoxf 11 місяців тому +85

      Travel Man is literally a parody of these kinds of shows, it's supposed to be everything that these shows aren't. Why bring that up rather than anything else?

    • @emmajean8631
      @emmajean8631 11 місяців тому +36

      @@stephenoxf I think that was the point - this satire of a travel show (the video) sounds like another satire of a travel show (Travel Man).

    • @TheKitMurkit
      @TheKitMurkit 11 місяців тому +8

      Why they put so much emphasis on White? Native british is white anyways.

    • @xoire9754
      @xoire9754 11 місяців тому +24

      @@TheKitMurkit What? What's nativeness got to do with it? The emphasis on it being a white middle-aged man is because it's only white middle-aged men that can make a show about nothing just because they want to make a show. It's not really any deeper than that. It's not even about being white, since a show made by a 21 year old white woman is never about travelling Britain under some vague conceit.
      In short, it's because it emphasises that these shows are cookie-cutter and all the same. And also, they put as much emphasis on being white as they did being middle aged or a man. I don't know why you honed in on race.

  • @sacred1827
    @sacred1827 7 місяців тому

    I love the way all the clips that actually have him in shot are just around his house and park lol

  • @rosieHolliday5887
    @rosieHolliday5887 7 місяців тому

    I don't even watch British television, but I know this is absolutely spot on 🤣 Brilliant

  • @TS-jd9qs
    @TS-jd9qs Рік тому +685

    00:31 the walking up and putting a hand on tree perspective to only say a sentence or two is PERFECT😂

    • @221b-Maker-Street
      @221b-Maker-Street 8 місяців тому +10

      Yes, I loved that bit - it's _so_ familiar! 😂

  • @RFPEJ999
    @RFPEJ999 Рік тому +130

    😂 it's just missing the " despite living in poverty the locals are so welcoming and generous "

  • @TheRealHuggablePanda
    @TheRealHuggablePanda 7 місяців тому

    Why do I legit now want to watch this documentary 😂what a fantastic video lol

  • @QthePhysicist
    @QthePhysicist 4 місяці тому

    It's the music! And that close-up, lean-in. Brilliant!

  • @ProjectFlashlight612
    @ProjectFlashlight612 Рік тому +121

    "I've been driving around a lot and not looking at the road." Every second of this is totally accurate, and hilarious.

    • @petegarnett7731
      @petegarnett7731 Рік тому +1

      Not looking at the road--I'm still waiting for the accident.

  • @metallicakixtotalass
    @metallicakixtotalass Рік тому +891

    As an American who is a little too fond of British things, this is perfect, and also I would probably still watch it. Which is also why Philomena Cunk is so brilliant, because she parodies this exact format so perfectly, "It's hard to believe I'm walking through the oldest city in the world. Because I'm not - that's in Iraq, which is fucking dangerous."

    • @charleswhite758
      @charleswhite758 Рік тому +34

      Brasseye is another good parody of the cliched BBC newsreader style. I think they banned it in the end.

    • @adayinthelifeofanorthkorea
      @adayinthelifeofanorthkorea Рік тому +41

      Are you familiar with An Idiot Abroad with Karl Pilkington? If not: you are in for a treat

    • @johnr797
      @johnr797 Рік тому

      ​@@adayinthelifeofanorthkorea head like a fuckin' 🍊

    • @SaintPhoenixx
      @SaintPhoenixx 11 місяців тому +28

      @@adayinthelifeofanorthkorea "It's the alright wall of China" might be one of the best things ever broadcast on TV

    • @adayinthelifeofanorthkorea
      @adayinthelifeofanorthkorea 11 місяців тому +25

      @@SaintPhoenixx "It goes on for miles. But so does the M6."

  • @marcop1587
    @marcop1587 7 місяців тому

    I used to love this show

  • @Neil_TheShiningMile
    @Neil_TheShiningMile 7 місяців тому +2

    This programme will always be found on BBC 2 on a Sunday evening at around 19:00.

  • @co9221
    @co9221 Рік тому +65

    "So join me on a journey" is the most accurate part of this

  • @plixplop
    @plixplop 11 місяців тому +1019

    As an American, I can confirm that my old parents would definitely stumble across this show at random while channel surfing, be instantly enamored and set up the DVR for the rest of the season.

    • @Bubble170
      @Bubble170 10 місяців тому +150

      What about your new parents?

    • @aimee9478
      @aimee9478 10 місяців тому +24

      I'm neither old, nor an American, nor a parent, but I feel so seen. xD

    • @unlokia
      @unlokia 9 місяців тому +24

      God bless them. That made me feel really warm towards them. ❤

    • @scarletcrusade77
      @scarletcrusade77 9 місяців тому +15

      @@Bubble170 They'd do the same but ask for Spanish subtitles

    • @edmerc92
      @edmerc92 4 місяці тому +6

      I'm impressed that your old parents knew how to set up the DVR

  • @ac1455
    @ac1455 7 місяців тому

    This needs to be a documentary about British documentaries ASAP

  • @mariog4707
    @mariog4707 3 місяці тому +2

    Just come across this - doubled up laughing. So true, so absolutely true.😂😂😂

  • @joedredd1168
    @joedredd1168 11 місяців тому +3586

    Let's be honest, we all love programmes like this.

    • @smaller_cathedrals
      @smaller_cathedrals 11 місяців тому +222

      I really, really don't.

    • @caiden3396
      @caiden3396 10 місяців тому +113

      I hate them.

    • @jakechat2716
      @jakechat2716 10 місяців тому +170

      Agreed. For me it's because they're just easy to watch lol and i don't have to put effort into paying attention. They make good background noise.

    • @harisshakil2040
      @harisshakil2040 10 місяців тому +19

      Nope

    • @YourCRTube
      @YourCRTube 10 місяців тому +49

      Lol, no, this a commercial at best and a propaganda at worst.

  • @JustA.J
    @JustA.J 9 місяців тому +293

    the actual awful thing is, this is one of the best intros ever and would have me instantly hooked

    • @falcon989
      @falcon989 7 місяців тому +33

      Yes, waiting expectantly for the "Tree" episode.

    • @rachelcookie321
      @rachelcookie321 5 місяців тому +4

      I feel like I could imagine Jeremy Clarkson or something genuinely doing an intro to a tv show just like this with the parody intact.

    • @victorleoncio1079
      @victorleoncio1079 5 місяців тому

      @@rachelcookie321 I think all those series starring Philomena Cunk in various settings are quite the parody of shows like these, only with a twist: instead of someone knowledgeable, they put an utter moron as host

    • @ChristinaFromYoutube
      @ChristinaFromYoutube 3 місяці тому +2

      Me too ❤
      I love these shows. They would play on PBS in North Carolina when I was a kid

  • @karlstriepe8050
    @karlstriepe8050 Місяць тому

    I love these shows. Keep 'em coming.

  • @charlottewhittaker23
    @charlottewhittaker23 7 місяців тому

    and i will be seated for every episode!

  • @sparky4878
    @sparky4878 Рік тому +137

    0:53 got the obligatory wistful stare into the distance spot on.

  • @jhboob
    @jhboob Рік тому +829

    Not only British TV but almost every other travelogue show there is. Don't forget the food crawl segment where the host chats with the "local expert" or where the host goes to the local market and taught how to haggle in their native tongue by the locals.

    • @domakkeiss2271
      @domakkeiss2271 11 місяців тому +103

      “I’m going to try the spicy thing! Ooh, Ooh, it’s hot’l

    • @user-ko4em1vv6p
      @user-ko4em1vv6p 9 місяців тому +4

      Literally every travel show

    • @dionysianapollomarx
      @dionysianapollomarx 9 місяців тому +10

      Only Bourdain or Ramsay’s shows ever manage to make those in ways not cringey. Not over the top, feels real, and you’re in the middle of the journey to learn as they do, without the benefit of the Google alternative. Every other show up on Food Network in the 2010s felt off, sometimes the host felt as if they hated the job.

    • @realrich338
      @realrich338 9 місяців тому +44

      "i'm at the rich. diverse and vibrant market in where rich, diverse and vibrant locals have been doing market stuff for generations. Ooh look, there's a camel"

    • @NobuxD
      @NobuxD 9 місяців тому +7

      @@dionysianapollomarxit's funny when he learns all that stuff and the locals still prefer their own local cook than Ramsay lmfao

  • @floppydisk9541
    @floppydisk9541 7 місяців тому

    Honestly. It's a good format, I was intrigued not gonnna lie.

  • @BORLMBK
    @BORLMBK 7 місяців тому

    This is every “celebrity travels around Britain” programme ever made

  • @elaineclift2227
    @elaineclift2227 Рік тому +235

    Don't forget to start each programme showing us where you are going, go in to the break showing us where you went and what is to follow, come out of the break reminding us what we have seen, and finish the programme showing it all again....(repeated on Wednesday....).

    • @anhaicapitomaking8102
      @anhaicapitomaking8102 Рік тому +7

      The aristocracy knows we plebs are a bit thick...

    • @dobythedog
      @dobythedog Рік тому +14

      That drives me mad. Before the ads, they tell us what's going to happen after the ads, then when we're back from the ads, they spend 10 minutes showing us what they did before the ads. Do they think we have goldfish memories?

    • @Pur9leRain
      @Pur9leRain Рік тому +4

      That’s so Channel 5, am I right!

    • @lukejay
      @lukejay Рік тому +1

      The Mitchell and webb show did a sketch just like this

    • @danielhartley13
      @danielhartley13 Рік тому +1

      I'm looking for a gift for my aunt

  • @channeltotalplane
    @channeltotalplane Рік тому +317

    Nothing beats the classic:
    TONIGHT
    I wear a hat
    Richard wears a hat
    and James, wears a hat

    • @en2p187
      @en2p187 Рік тому +6

      Heck, let's get that tree in on our hat wearing

    • @CamiloSperberg
      @CamiloSperberg Рік тому +12

      And on that bombshell it is time to end

    • @TheEvilCheesecake
      @TheEvilCheesecake Рік тому +9

      gets a tiny bit hungry and punches a producer

    • @Mr_Fancypants
      @Mr_Fancypants Рік тому +6

      *try's to light a rocket*
      " It must be damp 🧍‍♂️ "

    • @caribstu
      @caribstu Рік тому +1

      And James wears a stripy jumper.

  • @thecycle2worker152
    @thecycle2worker152 2 місяці тому

    This is so good I subscribed, I want a second series now😂

  • @isaaclai1636
    @isaaclai1636 2 місяці тому +3

    The fact I'd unironically sit down to watch this and have 0 complaints

  • @Mukyoukai
    @Mukyoukai 9 місяців тому +626

    As an American, I always thought this was just our own stereotype of the British shows that managed to become famous over here. I didn't know many of them really were like this!

    • @backpackbattles4176
      @backpackbattles4176 9 місяців тому +77

      Yeah they really are and we are hopelessly in love with them for reasons I cant explain.

    • @neanda
      @neanda 8 місяців тому +74

      @@backpackbattles4176 because they're the perfect type of bland when one is hungover

    • @hereyougofirst
      @hereyougofirst 8 місяців тому +4

      me too

    • @scooterdooter
      @scooterdooter 6 місяців тому +3

      @@backpackbattles4176 Well, they ARE all about YOU, so ... narcissism?

    • @backpackbattles4176
      @backpackbattles4176 6 місяців тому +4

      @@scooterdooter haha yeah probably. Though also love a good foreign adventure too. Used to watch a lot of BBC’s Simon Reeve who does this exact style but around the world.

  • @therisashow
    @therisashow 10 місяців тому +681

    As a Canadian kid, this was pretty much how every wildlife show started. It kinda gave me goosebumps. My brain hasn’t heard this before, but it’s HEARD it before 😮

    • @Roddy556
      @Roddy556 8 місяців тому +17

      I remember all the Canadian wildlife living hard lives (according to the narrator) and thinking damn this is depressing.

    • @mehere8299
      @mehere8299 8 місяців тому +5

      @@Roddy556Well, all of them except the crack spider.

    • @Roddy556
      @Roddy556 8 місяців тому +2

      @@mehere8299 apex predator/gangster

    • @hannahk1306
      @hannahk1306 8 місяців тому +11

      Except we don't just do this for wildlife documentaries in the UK, it covers so many different genres for no discernible reason! Some of them I wouldn't even call documentaries, they're just minor celebs doing "stuff".
      It even covers renovation or home improvement programmes or even people looking for a house or people buying / selling other things. So many different programmes I can't even put into a category.

  • @qwertyuiop32935
    @qwertyuiop32935 7 місяців тому

    Please make this a series

  • @CitizenSmith-xu4sv
    @CitizenSmith-xu4sv 2 місяці тому +1

    Brilliant......some light relief from madness decending on this country

  • @6lancmange
    @6lancmange Рік тому +490

    Dear god. My dad watches a lot of these travel/cuisine/architecture/whatever documentaries from BBC. This video really catches the essence. I was squirming while watching this.

    • @louiseogden1296
      @louiseogden1296 Рік тому +12

      Yours too, eh??? Lemme guess, he has a sixty inch telly which makes the BBC2 logo induce seizures in the entire village? Because you just know this is BBC2 in a nutshell.

    • @fromthefountofyouth
      @fromthefountofyouth Рік тому +2

      Say what you want but Grand Designs is brilliant though!

    • @jack-a-lopium
      @jack-a-lopium 11 місяців тому +1

      They'll be gone soon enough... the BBC that is. I used to say that we'd be worse off without them, now it's become painfully obvious that we'd all be better off when they're gone... surprised BoJo got rid of them, they are mostly his press-office, seems like a bit of an own goal...

  • @videomaster8580
    @videomaster8580 Рік тому +162

    I would pay to watch this tv programme. Also don't forget at some point "This changed the world FOR EVER!"

  • @ManUntdForever
    @ManUntdForever 7 місяців тому +1

    “This is stunning” while walking on a football pitch LOL!

  • @devanman7920
    @devanman7920 7 місяців тому

    This is so accurate but I love these shows!

  • @Pepespizzeria1
    @Pepespizzeria1 Рік тому +308

    Terrifyingly accurate, up there with we going to tediously watch someone buy a house and live in it

    • @boiledelephant
      @boiledelephant Рік тому +44

      "So, as we covered previously, David, who you don't know, has bought a house and is now living in it, which I think we can all agree is basically a good thing."

    • @youcanlearnalotfromlydia
      @youcanlearnalotfromlydia Рік тому +34

      @@boiledelephant Will David put up the shelves of his dreams? Find out next time on Coverage of people buying a house and then living in it!

    • @DonTagliatelleRaviolli
      @DonTagliatelleRaviolli Рік тому +13

      That and it's evil twins: 'looking around 3 houses and deciding not to buy any of them' and 'getting 2 designers to do a virtual reality mock up of how they would like to decorate your living room and then taking a few cues from both their ideas and adding a few of your own'.

    • @FringePrincess
      @FringePrincess Рік тому +6

      @@boiledelephant I love finding m&w fans in the wild

    • @FilmSetView
      @FilmSetView Рік тому +2

      Oh yes, the reality shows. Yuk!

  • @TayWoode
    @TayWoode Рік тому +289

    Every BBC documentary ever, always feel like you’ve never actually learned anything when it’s over

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt Рік тому +12

      This.

    • @zonesquestiloveunderworld
      @zonesquestiloveunderworld Рік тому +37

      Most of the time all you do is watch a middle-aged man or woman potter around while narrating their superficial understanding ponderously. They're mostly only worth watching for the pretty locales and stunning natural landscapes.

    • @louiseogden1296
      @louiseogden1296 Рік тому +10

      I started to feel that the foreign locals were actually milking the producers for every penny and wilfully lying to get it. I don't blame them -- these shows are very 'white saviour' and it's comforting to think about what's actually going through their heads.

    • @tghooker5123
      @tghooker5123 Рік тому +2

      The journey is the point.

    • @randomgoats
      @randomgoats Рік тому +4

      Unless it's David Attenborough, but then again he's not middle aged

  • @Luigiman-rc9fi
    @Luigiman-rc9fi 16 днів тому

    The cheers bit always gets me. So good.

  • @autoaimcfg
    @autoaimcfg Місяць тому

    The degree to which you have nailed it is nothing short of absolute, my good sir! 🎩

  • @pseudonamed
    @pseudonamed Рік тому +1462

    haha.. I actually kinda miss these Brit style docs, now that I've moved back to US after living in the UK for years.. I find American docs are trying SO hard to be SO fast paced and action packed that it feels like even when they're aiming at adults they're treating their audience like 4 year olds with ADHD. UK docs may be lower budget and more slow but at least they talk to you like they expect you to be an adult who doesn't need a jump cut every 5 seconds to stay interested learning stuff.

    • @DirectorHMAN
      @DirectorHMAN Рік тому +144

      Oh yh American TV is horrible to watch, feels like a nightmare with the over editing

    • @johnmartinez7440
      @johnmartinez7440 Рік тому +153

      And likely a show like this would be on the BBC, so no advert breaks every 7 minutes

    • @zaikoji
      @zaikoji Рік тому +37

      Yeah, I feel we should be thankful for what we have..

    • @alicerowe4097
      @alicerowe4097 Рік тому +32

      And weird 00s Hip Hop music they always have

    • @mattegan3439
      @mattegan3439 Рік тому +69

      And the constant need for explosions! If it's a show about America's Toughest Cattle Ranchers, it really doesn't need 800lb of TNT going off for no real reason.